>"Who shall I be tonight, Anon?"
dead
>>25333267
Lenin
I'm going to tell you what everyone has told me when I asked how to get friends.
Just be yourself.
>>25333267
>>25333333
ayy lmao
>>25333333
Chrysalis oficially confirmed for best character.
>>25333333
Hexes confirm you shouldJUS BEE URSELF
>>25333267
"You'll be my beautiful, smart, and just generally fantastic wife.But if you could make yourself look like Cadence, that'd be great"
>>25333333
That's adorable.
>>25333333
>>25333333
/s4s/ here
Niiiiceeee hexes
>>25333267
Celestia.
Then let's roleplay Equestria has been conquered and she's now my unwilling sex slave.God, a sex life with Chrysalis would be awesome.
>>25333391
She'd probably love that scenario, too.
>>25333333
>Those digits
>>25333423
I can imagine that too.
>>25333304
>Just be yourself.
>"Be... myself?"
>"Anon, I do not understand."
>"I - I have to be something you love, so I can feed."
>"Who shall I be tonight?"
>>25333692
>changelings, being used to adopt new identities for a variety of purposes, can't cope with the idea of "just be yourself"
Heh.
>>25333692
>Come on chrysalis we've been together for over a month now. You know I love you.
>you hug her but she doesn't react
>she feeds on love, she can sense its heat a mile away
>and right now, with your arms around her, she has never felt more cold.
Bill Murray
>>25333267
*whom
fuckin just killed my boner senpai
>>25333779
>tfw clinically diagnosed sociopath
I can literally never feel or understand love, empathy, or sympathy.
I'm intelligent enough to realize I am incomplete, despite my best efforts, I cannot feel it.
>>25333692
>>25333754
This could be a fantastic greentext. Any writefags wanna do us the honors?
>>25333372
>she tops you while you roleplay as Shining Armor>then she turns into Twilight
>>25334057
>Chrysalis roleplays Twilight while you roleplay Shining Armor
MUH DICK
>>25333779
"Get-Away-From-My-Lover-Kick!" You scream as you do a flying kick towards fake anon.
>For a brief second fake anons eyes grow wide with fear before they squint, change purple, as she teleports behind you.
>"Damn it Anon! All I needed was a couple of minutes and she would of been too ashamed to ever get near you again!"
>"what the tartarus is going on here?"
"Chrissi touch my heart! I'm the real Anon and I will always love you! Twilight is working with Celestia to break us up!"
>As the purple bitch unzips and steps out of the full body-pillow-anon she shouts
"Anon why can't you understand! The power you are giving her with your love is too much! I can't risk equestrians saftey just for you! She's evil and I know you'll see it one day!"
>with a bright flash is is gone, but you know she will return, and as you look at your lover you know you'll be ready.
"So bae I think it's time you visited the eye doctor..."
>>25333959
The situation may not be as hopeless as all that. If you don't feel love, what brought you to this thread?
