Found out I might never have skin again. Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply chooses the horrible condition. Only rules are no instant death and she will genuinely love you alone.
Lyra get
>>25332738
she found a way to make hands regrow, therefore she cuts yours off for dinner every night then regenerates them, you feel all the pain you would have felt if it had somehow regrown naturally plus the pain of your hands getting cut off in the first place.
Claiming Trixie
>>25332738
She needs to recharge her life blood in a bath of ten gallons of foal blood. If you can't get at least five gallons for her every six month then she starts to die.
>>25332764
You have to make her magic appear real of she become depressed and if you go a full year without making her look magnificent then she will fall into a deep depression and turn into dust.
I claim cute Pegasus with silly eyes.
>>25332721
what happened to your skin breh
>>25332764
she is deeply insecure about her anus and will constantly seek reassurance about it, requiring you to help with her extensive anal beauty routine and to repeatedly talk her out of unnecessary cosmetic procedures
>>25332764
Come on man. Why would she do that if she loved me?
>>25332789
Her eyes align once a year and you have to eat an entire bowl of eggs or she'll leave you naked on a bench seven thousand miles from home.
>>25332721
I claim a classical music pone.
>>25332807
... What? Is that a reference? I don't get it.
>>25332808
she has horrible stressful nightmares every night and is inconsolable though she finds some small measure of comfort being able to sleep next to you. however she does kick, scream, and sometimes bite in her sleep
>>25332793
They said they lost it in storage but then said I shouldn't get any again because it's not healthy.
>>25332817
It's your life now, anon. If you love her.
>>25332839
I dated a girl like this once that had some pretty fucked up shit happen to her when she was younger. Shit was traumatic.
>>25332840
>redskins can't be ponies, only buffalo
>>25332721
I claim blue horse
>>25332877
she has a habit of self-harm and forcing you to eat her scabs and lick the pus from her infected wounds
>>25332866
Her legs fire off and the only whey to get them back is to get these weird little flowers off the backs of seven leviathans and have her drink them. She'll really want her legs back but it'll be really hard and dangerous to get them.
>>25332888
She'll adapt to her new life as a living pony fleshlight.
>>25332721
>>25332840
Are you a skeleton or some shit
I love this pony.
>>25332907
I'll only ever own the skin on my own body. They lost the other skin.
>>25332930
She becomes a Lich to work magic harder. She lives but decomposes till she's a nice skeleton forever. You'll eventually join her in bonehood but you'll have to put up with the inbetween parts.
>>25332952
I think I need to have a talk with purple pony about the irresponsible use of magic.
>>25332980
Well do it as boneanon
This is a very beautiful pony.And she's legal now, don't judge.
>>25332930
>>25332952
>Lichdom
>Horrible condition.
This is what The Living actually believe.
>>25333019
Turns out her vagina is a portal to another realm were little tiny men are awaiting the return of a mythical leviathan that will feed their people forever. They'll send little barbed hooks and try so very hard to ensnare and eat your entire boner.
>>25333048
>Nice skeleton
>bonehood
Sounds like the only bad parts are when her flesh is melting.
This is my pony
>>25333065
Dodged a bullet there. Sure is a good thing she has 2 other perfectly good holes for such things.
>>25333076
You can't feel pain if you're already dead.
>>25333089
she's completely autistic, in a sanic sort of way
>>25333048
She won't be as soft or easy to cuddle as a lich, that's my main concern. Also, no romantic dinners together if her digestive system decays. Hopefully the physical aspects of the condition are reversible.
>>25333109
Jokes on you, so am I.
>>25333104
I'm deeply acquainted with horse skeletons and can safely say hers is all wrong.
Claiming the sunniest pone
>>25333122
Every time you make love to her she instantly has a litter of between 8-20 foals that never stop screaming and she loves them all dearly.
>>25333109
So what's the condition?
>>25333134
She insists on visiting both Equestria and the human world at least once a month, regardless of which you live in.Enjoy life with your waifu, anon. You deserve to be happy.
>>25333131
Well that's pretty obvious considering she has 'ear bones' and a horn in the middle of her giant head,
>>25333146
jesus, we're gonna need a huge house to hold those possibly hundreds of foals
>>25333180
It's the pelvis that's truly horrifying.
>>25333169
That's completely fine with me; thanks family member!Y-you too
She's such a little cutie.
>>25333261
She consistently forgets to wash her sweater.
>>25333261
She hates talking to anybody/pony but you and will outright refuse to go outdoors.
Claiming Teach horse
This is the best waifu
Claimed
>>25333313
She hears the voice of her old gods and demands seventeen pony sacrifices before she'll take your claw in marriage.
She will eat them.
>>25333313
She wants you to go out and help her kill small animals for food. She'll think you're a wimp if you refuse.
>>25333271
Which she doesn't need
>>25333273
Just like Twilight originally, before they retconned her as a perfect pony who always had friendship
>>25333376
Haven't we only seen her eat pony food?
>>25333371
>>25333376
I'm very okay with both of these.
The sacrifice:
>the mane 6
>lyra
>bon bon
>octavia
>Mrs Cake
>dr hooves
>Coco Pommell
>sapphire shores
>flash sentry
>harshwhinny
>cheerilee
>carrot top
>the unborn foal of Candance and shining armor
>>25333395
You cannot separate Moondancer from her sweater. It is a law.
>>25333368
She Keks you with a black dude every night
Claiming Femme Mac
>>25333448
>>25333461
>she will genuinely love you alone
She eats all your limbs and smothers you in ants.
>>25333461
>Führer Pone
>doing anything other than burning zebras
>>25333515
she is actually another anon in a suit
claiming pic related
>>25333368
>ifunny
>>25333576
You have to eat her once a year. She grows back out the ground after a month. If you don't all her family will die and she'll cry black acid till the world drowns.
>>25332721
>Found out I might never have skin again.
Uhhhhh what?
>>25333593
I think OP is high.
>>25333593
>>25333607
It hath bean explained.
>>25333587
>autism
Please this horse.
>>25333975
She's a pony
>>25333986
It's meant to be something heinous.
>>25333975
She has high expectations of you and will be sure to demonstrate how dissapointed she is of you if you don't manage to meet those expectations.
>>25334024
Misread as "Please explain this horse."
>>25334025
That's fair. Aim high
>>25334063Her expectations are always just a bit higher of what you could realistically accomplish.
claiming chillest of pones
>>25334116
She never neighs for you.
This horse is now mine
>>25334234
she doesn't allow you to eat anything that doesn't include apples as an ingredient.
>>25334234You're an apple now.
>>25334234
She's Applejack
>>25333975
she has tourettes
>>25334279
Damn son that's a cruel fucking punishment
>>25332721
>no skin
WELCOME AND REJOICE, MY NEW SKELETON BRETHREN
>>25332807
>all the eggs
>over 9000 miles from home
anon please no
Claiming Ponk.
>>25337014
She wants you to get a lot of friends and have a healthy social life.
>>25337070
Working on that each and every day.
Sweet candy filled ass here I come.
Baka skinwalker! /x/ is over that way desu!
>>25333065
>Duche it
>All the tiny men drown in a flood of biblical proportions
>Get to have sex with another dimension with no downsides.
Well, since Twilight is already happily taken by another Anon, I guess I'll just praise it.
Downside?
>>25337180
her vagina has wi-fi so every time you stick it in it live streams on twitch for all to see
>>25337351
whats the downside
>>25337548
forgot to add "she likes it when you wear a rainbow dash hoodieextra spaghetti in the pockets."
>>25337180
Whenever she orgasm, there's a chance that she might loose control of her magic and turn the temperature inside of her vagina into a contained star.
>>25337351
>>25337601
>>25337621
You know what, I think I'm ok with daily livestreams. Though I think I'll set her cooter to stream on some other site, just so we don't get b&.
Claiming.
>>25337803
Rarity will wax all of your hair off.
Every last bit.
>>25338086
As long as she's not bald herself
>>25333122
You have to live with Rarity for the rest of your life
Claiming edgy yet sexy moonhorse.
>>25338798
She has a foot fetish.
No not sexually.
Hungerily.
...
She eats your feet
>>25338798
No sex for 1000 years. Try putting your dick in, she pops it like zit.
She also will keep you awake at nights and sleep during the day.
>>25338804
>>25338809
>No sex for 1000 years
Wait, is this implying that I'll be around after that thousand years? I'll take it.It's not like I'm getting any now.
>>25338086
Joke's on you, I would if I could. Just not the hair on my head, but that's a worthy sacrifice.
