spikebelle > sparity
Fake and gay
>>25326022
true and macho
>>25326016
STOP SHIPPING THE FILLIES!
Its a good option for the eventual reject from Rarity.
>implying
well, is better than the buttonbelle crap
>>25326016
I Spike x Celestia, or Spike x Tails
>>25326016
>Get turned down
>Go after younger relative
I thought Spike was a dragon, not a Horseman
>>25326016
What dafuq OP?
So he can't get Rarity thus he goes for her little sister?
that's pretty creepy
>>25326082
Spikecord > Sparity
>>25326091
Kinda looks like she's going for him in the pic.
>>25326097
thats a better scenario for this ship
>>25326125
shame theyve had literally zero interaction ever.
>>25326138
They were dancing with each other at Cadance's wedding
>>25326138
Just for Sidekicks had a touch.
>>25326016
>straight shipping
>>25326138
Never is too late.
>>25326093
Where's that GayDragon artist? Was hoping he'd do more teenage Spike and Discord.
>>25326062
McHasdrone says it's not happening
>>25326154
fag
>>25326085
Is it even implied he's in the same age group as the CMC?
>>25326167
I think that he is a bit younger than the CMC, he is smaller
>>25326179
if anything, he's older.
born when mane6 are still fillies. in AJ's scene applebloom isn't even born yet.
>>25326179
he was hatched when twi was a little filly, so hes probably her age minus 5-10 years.
>>25326159
He just randomly appeared during that whole Spikecord thread months back. I checked Derpibooru and there's no artist.
>>25326157
id actually be interested in seeing how they handle him interacting with other ponies. i want to see an episode focused on him and shining, and him and the CMC.
>>25326195
What a shame. That thread was gold.
It surprise me that none has asked on the multiple panels have been, if spike is older or younger than the CMC.
>>25326213
How about the fact that the CMC get to go to school while Spike is used as child labor?
>>25326213
>>25326218
What's the point anyway, since they'll never give the adults' exact ages?
>>25326187
>isn't even born yet.
Because she wasn't standing outside at night time?
>>25326235
We don't see Applejack's parents either
>>25326160
That's Discord.
>>25326016
A pile of shit > spikebelle > sparity
>>25326228
It's not a question of exact age, it's a question of relative age
>>25326235
>nighttime
>>25326195
>>25326209
That's depressing. There's no place he posts regularly is there, or a more common name he goes by? Hope he comes back some time to do more.
Unless it was Lauren Faust all along!
>>25326239
So, AJ left the farm after her parents died, but before Apple Bloom was born
There is only one possible solution.
>>25326243
>Discord gets off on satisfying Spike's fantasies
>>25326257
You got me. I'm dumb. She still could have been napping, anyway.
>>25326268
I like it. He's doing it for himself but also enjoys making Spike feel good. Was nice that little comic of them both had him change back out of Raritys form but still seem to genuinely want to get Spike off. He's not such a bad guy.
>>25326258
>There's no place he posts regularly is there, or a more common name he goes by?
If there is I'll be sucking his dick right now.no homo
>>25326268
Spikecord is a very uncommon thing.
>>25326268
its one of my favorite ideas from this place.
>>25326290
>Not a single shred of desire in me for real guys.
>Get off to gay FiM smut.
I don't mind it, but I don't get it either. It's not like, denial or anything cause I've seen naked guys. I just don't find them sexy or appealing. Women sure, tits and ass are amazing. I figure I'm just a weirdo.
>>25326312
I'm exactly the same way.
>>25326062
>>25326093
>>25326209
Given that Discord is a creature of chaos and arguably has no specific sex, or a sex as we know it, him fucking Spike makes a surprising amount of sense to me.
Also it's kinda hot.
>>25326016
wait.. they are fucking in this pic?
>>25326372
Of coursh
>>25326016
>>25326062
>>25326093
>>25326154
>shipping
>ever
Ponychan pls go
>>25326387
We are Ponychan 2.0
>>25326416
We shouldn't be.
>>25326022
real and same-sex
Sparity get some kickas porn, but in the canon its so painful to watch this ship.
>>25326423
We became the very thing we once laughed at.
>>25326387
>shipping
This is obviously fetishism.
>>25326387
What is AiE?
>>25326428
Why do people even like this ship anyway? Is age difference that hawt?
>>25326428She did it to both of them
>>25326438
Cancer that should clearly be avoided.
>>25326428
I don't think it's the normal sort of friendzone though. She loves Spike as a sort of brother. All the mane6 do. I think she has him come by to help so he can get liking her that way out of his system while him keeping busy. She doesn't want to hurt his feelings.
>>25326387
Have you not been here after the Pie family episode? This place was literally filled with Mac x Marble threads. /mlp/ became the very thing they despise things are changing Anon.
>>25326459
Marble Mac is so cute though and makes for a better pairing than most fan ships.
Except Rarijack and LyraBon, those are cute.
>>25326660
He's not talking about the ship.
He's talking about /mlp/ suddenly embracing shipping.
We became the very thing we once laughed at.
>>25326672
We had tulpa generals and Flutterrape and all sorts of crap. I think shipping is pretty tame in comparison.
I mean I'm not shitting on anyone. Just saying it doesn't seem like /mlp/ has much room to talk.
>>25326442
this whole board is cancer. if thats a cause to avoid something, why are you here?
>>25326441
This is begging for an edit.
>>25326971
We can go deeper.
Anything is better than Button
Of all sweetie ships, this the best one desu.
Do not ship the fillies. It is creepy.
>>25327719
Who else is there besides Spike and Buttons?
>>25329037
scootabelle, but thats gay and we dont to make cry jesus
>>25329037
>>25326370
Yes it is
>>25326439
It's "canon"?
>>25329933
this is your canon
>>25329996
>carrying every single bag so she doesnt even have to carry one
what a catch. she so lucky.
>>25329933
This ship is way better, is canon and also gets both respect and development in the tv series and comics.
Shipping a dangerous game we're playing here.
>>25326022
>force RWJ meme from 09.
>>25330065
Lets wait for this weeks episode. We have rumors about a possible dislestia tease.
>>25330871
I doubt that
>>25330912
Well, who knows? I heard John and Nicole are shilling hard for it...
>>25330964
But you know what they say, a camel is a horse designed by committee. This show is clearly a camel.
>>25331019
What?
>>25330871
k
>>25331054
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/a_camel_is_a_horse_designed_by_a_committee
I wasn't implying the VAs for two random non-mane ponies would have any real influence, though.
![that_magical_first_kiss_by_kilala97-d72siod[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WHB0gzA.jpg "that_magical_first_kiss_by_kilala97-d72siod[1].jpg")
>>25326062
OTP
>>25331086
Various dislestiafags.
>>25331019
Then explain why we got that boutique scence? I know it was supposed for discord to give flowers both Celestia and Luna but Sibsy edited it explicitly that would look like he was into Celestia. And all just for Nicole.
>>25331146
Do throwaway background details count?
>>25326370
>>25329929
>>25326268
Relevant
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/277701/a-spike-of-chaos
>>25331127
Pedo bestatity
>>25326268
that's literally the only way I like discord in any clop scenario, his design is so goofy I can never get in the mood when he's in the picture
>>25331201
Nobody asked you what your fetish was
>>25331211
But every design is so goofy
>>25331155
Yes.
>>25327244
But that would hurt Sweetie Belle. She's still developing, anon. You gotta be gentle.
interespecies heterosexual toyshipping is top notch content
>>25331127
You talking about Spirarity or Spikecord?
>>25331953
Both are crack
>>25326257
I dont think AJ's parents could loss the moment when their filly daughter leaves farm, so thats mean that they are already dead, and that means that applebloom exist in that moment, so thats mean that spike is younger than the CMC, becuese this is the moment when filly twi hatches spike. Mistery solved.
>>25334125
But how long was Spike incubating in his egg? I think it would be unfair to call the CMC older just because it only takes them 11 months to gestate in a womb whereas a dragon egg like Spike's can take many moons before hatching.
>>25334319
But we've never seen a pony give birth!
>>25334319
age is calculated from the moment when the individual born, retard
>>25334635
Even in magical talking animal land?
>>25334635
So you're dumbass is telling me that if you were in an egg for 5 centuries, you wouldn't consider yourself older than everyone else?
>>25334698
No. Do you understand the concept of born?
>>25334698
He's still a baby
>>25334766
I forget what trimester it is, but before a baby is born it is considered alive. Ipso facto, Spike has been 'alive' longer than the CMC.
>>25334777
An old baby.
>>25334910
besides all that nonsense, we dont know how much time they had the egg for the test. And if the CMC is already born in that time, spike couldnt have a mayor mental maturity than the girls, he is still younger from born.
>>25326062
>>25326209
>>25329929
This ship is weird as fuck, I like it.
Well, its clear that sparity will never happen, but the status quo thing will leave spike in a etrenal ride of frindzone. Being spike is suffering
>>25336540
>>25335331
You're not the only one.
>>25326971
she tight
Spike is gonna turn out hella gay when he gets older.
>>25337723
I don't think Spike too worried about going into a relationship since he can live thousands of years.
>>25330065
That's the heterosexual interspecies relationship that the show need.
>>25326428
Anyone have that fancomic of Rarity crying in Spike's lap every time she gets her heart broken for years?
>>25326146
I suppose that's more PROOF PEOPLE than Spike and Applebloom. How'd that one happen? They interacted what, five or six times the entire show?
>>25326428
He'll wise up and fuck all the ponies eventually. Estrus season will be his glorious moment.
>>25339000
Trips confirm.
Spike will inevitably get ridiculous amounts of pony poontang.
>>25326443
>doesn't want to hurt his feelings
are you a women? what the fuck
only a bitch would ever think that way
>>25326443
Honestly I think it would be better to just sit Spike down, talk to him like an adult with maturity and respect, explaining how touching his feelings are but they aren't mutual. It will hurt but that's how to we grow as people, using painful experiences to develop.
Gotta rip that band-aid off otherwise it will never properly heal.
>>25337001
>dem eyelashes
>>25334125
You know it could only be the difference in days. Actually considering how quickly the Cakes are up and running, I would say that Applebloom would have to be less then 5 months old or she would be out there with them.
>>25339005
Creates a Harem of pony, Greed makes him evolve to the master Pimp Level Dragon, Ends up making Celestia and Luna his sexual slave and ruling all equestria with his pimp cane.
