>"Hey man, mind if I hold your pony plush?"
>>25324569
Yeah, just go wash that sawdust off your hands first.
>>25324569
tbqh, cheeto hands aren't the worst thing to happen to a plushieit's when they lick their fingers clean
>>25324569
Wash your hands first nigga.
>>25324569
sure, just wash up with this first.
>>25324569
*teleports behind you*
Hey, kid...
*chuckles*
Mind if I hold your heart!?!?
>>25324569
-grabs him by the throat-
Back the fuck off?!
>>25324569
hey man, do you value your teeth?
>look left
>look right
I don't have a pony plush.
>>25324995
>anon then became the pony plush
>anon get covered in cheese dust
>anon is brought home by neckbeard ex-friend
>anon is cum on for the amusement of the internet
>anon learns the hard way he isn't washing machine safe
the end
>mfw it's white Marshmallow pone, making the cheetoh dust 10000x more noticable
>>25325033
colors are important
Applejack is for cuddling with Cheetos
Fluttershy is for cuddling with buttered popcorn
Rarity is for... other things
>>25324569
I don't own a plush because I'm not a raging faggot that puts meaning into an inanimate object made for toddlers.
>>25325052
I don't think the plushes being mentioned in this thread were made for toddlers...
>>25325045
Marshmallow Fluff?
>>25325052
kill yourself
>>25324569
>mfw I'm not autistic enough to have a pone plush
>>25325281
By the spoonful
>>25325330
That must be sad.
>>25324569
Why would you want to touch someone else's plush? Why would you allow someone to touch your plush?
>>25325052
>>25325714
From a recent con experience, I've noticed that people don't ask to touch if you have a life sized. Why they do, I don't know.
>>25324569
Touch my plushie and I'll take your hand.
I wish I had a qt plush of taco belle
>>25325052
I love stumbling upon people like you on this board. Reminds me that I'm not completely surrounded by insane weirdos. Makes me feel somewhat comfortable.
