>"H-h-hello...?"
>>25324300
>is it me you're looking for?
>>25324300
>"is this the one on one hot mares line? "
"Um, no, this is fluttershy..."
>"oh, sorry to bother you."
*click*
"..."
"I haven't gotten any customers all day..."
"Is something wrong with me?"
>>25324300
... I'm in the house... heh heh heh...
>>25324349
>"I am not a crusty mare"
>>25324300
Remember the Anon sex line threads? Those were great.
>>25324300
and goodbye to anyone standing in John Cena's way!
>>25324300
"you don't know me but I know you, and you better not teach that sex ed class if you know what's good for you."
>'Oh~oh my.."
>>25324397
And his name is John Cena.
>>25324300
>I want one large pizza, with peperoni, and some garlic bread
>>25324354
WHAATZAAAAAAAAAAA?
>>25324300
>"Hello misses... this is William Murderface from Deathclock. I'm... uh... offering a one time deal where here only where i ... uh... come over and fuck you."
>>25324354
>"W-whose house?"
>>25324523
>Deathclock
>>25324300
>"I'll have two number nines. A number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty fives one with cheese. And a large soda."
>>25324300
F-Fluttershy?nice dubs
>>25324300
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
>>25324552
Run's house.
>>25324300
WHOPPER!!!!
>>25325125
TRICKY
>>25324300
>"W-whats your favorite scary movie?.."
>>25325136
Whopper no onion!
WHOPPER!!!
>>25325171
God, dat lipbite. Almost makes me wanna abandon besthorse for Fluttershit.
Almost.
>>25324300
I will look for you, I will find you...and I willhugyou
>>25324337
>I can see it in your eyes
Hello.
>>25326494
Baby, you make me rock hard.
I want to stick my weiner into your meatflaps and move back and forth until I shoot my man-juices into your mare-cave.
>>25326493
>I've searched for you a lifetime
>>25324300
Is it me you're looking for?
>>25326506
Well, shit.
Who could say no to that?
Now me and every other person in this thread has been seduced.
Nice collateral, asshole.
>>25324300
>>25326666
>>25326666
GASP
>>25326666
Nice quads super satan
>>25326666
Checked.
>>25325171
It doesn't matter, just keep giving me that hoofjob.
>>25326666
>>25325171
This is as close to a canon hoofjob to a horsecock as we're gonna get, huh?
>>25324684
Okay we get it. We get what you like in your shit funnel.
>>25327517
Was meant for >>25325062
>>25326666
Holy shit thats amazing
>>25326666
Would satan use a sex hot line?
>>25324385
kek
>>25326666
And thread derailed.
Quick, someone post these caps from hotline anon threads.
Or alternatively these phone messages caps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
>>25328899
Fuck, I can't even breathe right now
oh baby, oh baby, oh baby
>>25324300
>>25326666
damn
>"h-hello?"
"hi, this is the hot sex line of equestria?"
>"yes..."
"good, i need a favour"
>"w-well.... i can help...."
"perfect. i need you to do one thing"
"um.... *flipping noise*.... i'll do anything....."
"check them"
>"... what?"
"check them"
>"oh...uh.... check'd"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg"
>"kya!"
>fluttershy hangs up
>later that day, she saw anon dancing while wearing a raincoat with an axe
>>25324337
>hell no, it's not me you're looking for
>>25324300
>"Fluttershy..."
>"W-who's there?!"
>"A friend, Fluttershy...Do you know where I am?"
>"N-n-no..."
>"I'm at the cottage, Fluttershy. Do you recognize me...Do you recognize...my voice?"
>"Noooo..."
>"It's me, Fluttershy, the Hash-slinging slasher..."
>"O-oh my g-goodness..."
>"Your animals are all so sweet...and friendly..."
>"I thought you died several years ago!"
>"No, my dear~...I am still very much a part of this world..."
>"And I hunger...."
>"For the flesh...."
>"OF RABBITS!!!"
>You can hear Fluttershy pass out in the booth.
>You are Anon, and you are currently pissing yourself laughing.
>Serves Fluttershy right for trying to guess your fetish all the goddamn time.
>You and Dashie (who had been by your side listening the entire time), go upstairs and go at it.
>Too bad Fluttershy will never know your fetish is scaring the hell out of her.
''Yes, I would like to make a reservation at Horsia''
>''Oh! I'm sorry sir...I'm afraid we don't make reservations anymore...''
''That's great! Saturday at 8?''
>''Uh...Sir? I think you misundert-''
''Wonderful! See ya there!''
>'But sir!-''
>Hangs up the phone
Anyone got the "Anon as a phone sex operator" caps?
>>25328899
>mystery niggas
>>25326666
Thanks ultra satan.
>...
>>25327574
>>25331653
>>25331666
>>25331679
>>25331692
>>25331707
>>25331719
thats it
>>25331735
Thanks based anon.
>>25331528
>Mystery nigga pulls the hood back to revealVince McMahon.
>"It's me, nigga!"
>"It was me all along, nigga!"
>>25326506
I'm sorry, did you order a Big Mac with Cheese, a portion of fries, a large cup of Sprite and an Oreo Mcflurry?
Remember, if we get your order wrong, you don't have to pay!
>>25326666
JO-
