>YOU WANNA EAT MUH APPLES ANON?
>>25324006
Apples fucking suck.
>>25324006
if that's a euphemism for sex, then yes
>>25324006
Yes, your 'apples'.
>>25324006
You call your sister your APPLES? That's weird.
>>25324006
Oral sex with appulhorse...
or is she referring to 'horse apples', a slang term for horse droppings?
Oh dear.
>>25324017
>FUCK YOU ANON, LIKE A CITY SLICKER LIKE YOU'D KNOW DICK ABOUT APPLES!
>I OUTTA KICK YOUR ASS!
>>25324006
No, I said I want to drink your hot steamy urine straight from your winking marevag, applehorse. I thought my wording was pretty straightforward.
>>25324006
banana > apples
You got any oranges instead?
>>25324006
I just ate some apple cake. Made with dried apples, fresh apples, and apple butter. Had it with some cranberry apple herbal tea.
>Apples
>Not hamburgers
>>25324087
>implying most of us are even american
>>25324097
i'm american.
>>25324017
>>25324017
So much this
>>25324017
No you suck. Apples are fucking fantastic. For starters, you can make booze out of them. Also you can make pies I guess.
>>25324024
No shit man, it's the APPLE family. You have to say it that way too; APPLE. She's inviting you to the family orgy. If Granny is there I suggest you politely decline.
>>25324419
granny is the wild one in the family, after all
>>25324097
>implying most of us aren't
I want Norwegians to leave.
If you don't agree that apples are the best fucking fruit then you can get the fuck out
I'm more into pears
>>25324429
By the time she's done with you, you'd give your left not to ONLY have to eat the pussy.
>>25324453
An Asian Pear would make her head explode.
>"What'dya mean it's an Apple AND a Pear?!"
>>25324443
chilies or gtfo
>>25324017
>Now I guess you can have yer opinion, but there ain't no reason to be rude, sugarcube!
>>25324120
somehow i dont trust you
>>25324020
>She presents herself to you
>you prepare to go to town on as you kneel
>a large pair of balls push up against your chin
>that's what she meant by face to face
>>25325622
Apples* not face to face
>>25324027
>Applejack becomes so enraged she picks up her old Manehattan accent
>>25325469
Nah bro it's totally cool. One hundred percent. Born in the USA, baseball Apple pie, hamburger.
See American.
>>25325667
>Niggerland
>>25325685
thats Africa you retard, We're more like Tyronedidntdonuffin land
>>25324024
>>25324025
>>25325622
>>25325637
Guys, guys, GUYS!
She was TALKIN' about her TITS.
