>What the hell is this shit?
A thread about horses that are also birds.
>So... Pegasi?
Not exactly, as they take up loads of behaviors/characteristics from them, like eating meat.
>Can you fuck it?
Yes.
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/hDMU1njE
http://pastebin.com/u/Bluebirdd065
http://pastebin.com/u/The_Birdhouse
Onedrive:
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>>25323035
>Can you fuck it?
Even the owl?
>>25323045
Yes.
birds are dumb
>>25324154
No u
>>25324154
Wow rude
>>25323035
Where is writefag from last thread?
I was really liking that story.
>>25324154
perhaps
but they ARE cute
>>25323838
>>25325028
Deded again
>>25323838
okay fine you can have my breadcrust
>
>>25325028
What story?
>>25323035
birds are not that important tbqh
>>25327778
>bird migration
>peep follows anon home
>turns out the birds are dumb as a sack of bricks
>anon trying to overcome the urge to fuck her
>>25327790
U fuckin wot
>>25327817
Requesting writefags return!
>>25328012
I'm sorry
>>25327817
Shit that sounds good. Can someone link me to the last thread?
>>25329502
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25250273/#25253742
>>25327817
they aren't dumb, you racist.
they just speak bird.
>>25330015
"Uhh... Chirp chirpy tweet tweet?"
>"W-why would you say that?"
>Bird migrating.
>Been flying for a while, but it's still really cold.
>Feels even colder than where he started.
>Doesn't know he's flying eat towards Manehattan.
>This is why he always needs a flying partner.
>>25329135
>niggas don't know about pony eggs
bumping wiht pornhttps://derpibooru.org/976166
>>25330008
Pepe the Pigeon huh
>>25327426
bitch please
>>25332657Shieeeeet
GET A JOB
>>25328012
pls
>>25336559
It's not happening
>>25336581
fug :DDDDDD
that one particular green really had me, too
>no hawkpone.
>>25337415
hawks r dum
>>25338569
Why thank you, it is.
>>25323035
What exactly is that bright blue light in the background?
>>25339341
A galaxy
Are there hunting seasons in equestria to regulate the amount of birdpones?
>>25339799
But ponies don't hunt.
>>25339841
Its not about hunting, its about controlling their numbers
>>25339937
But the ponies don't have it in them.
>>25340659
>pony covered in camo
>hiding
>a bird pony approaches
>she aims her crossbow
>fires
>foam bolt hits the birdpony in the forehead
"ha! Gotcha!"
>>25342233
Daww
flap
>>25343108
>>25343764
looks like an asshat already
>>25343784
Fuckin mallards
>>25342233
>*bop*
>"Owwww. Why would you do that?"
"I have successfully hunted you! Now you can't go out and breed!"
>>25344949
>somehow this bizarre act actually does prevent the affected birdpone from breeding
>>25345662
Much more humane and adorable than culling.
>>25345807
In this world it isn't culling
It's cuddling
>>25347125
Dumdum
>>25347134
Wow, rude.
tweet
>>25343764
I would cuddle him and give himallof my fries
>>25349477
Don't
Ducks are waterfowl, and waterfowl are geese.
Geese are assholes.
>>25349675
I STAYN MA HANS WIDYO BRUD
how much does a birdpony run for?
and where can I buy a cage?
do I need to get them clipped?
>>25352291
Yes.
>>25352291
>how much does a birdpony run for?
Depends on if you have bread or not.
>>25352720
Lots.
How much is needed?
>>25352992
Lots
>>25347456DumDum
>>25353051
good
So for a bird pony, how much is bird and how much is thinking?
Where do the instincts end and their rationality take over?
Would you be able to take them to Cloudsdale as companions or as pets?
>>25357689
Maybe it depends on how they were raised.
Like, after several generations far removed from ponies this one bird pony is really primal?
>>25357689
depends.
one green implied they were entirely rational, whereas the one on the last thread implied they were mostly animal-like (or at least seemed to be so).
>>25357755
>>25357725
So more than likely a throwback for pegasi with some being the equivalent of Neanderthal?
That most are just flat animal, but some will for *magic* be intelligent.
>>25357772
I guess? I can dig them being really animalistic or intelligent the same.
>>25359927
>>25360773
Dawww
DIE
>>25361314
Oh no
>>25359927
2cute
>>25361314
OH NO
>>25359927
How do birbs get out without an egg tooth? An egg hoof?
>>25362867
I was wondering that myself.
Maybe they just buck their way out?
>>25364922
But they're all cramped, how would they kick?
Honk
Requests may be given low quality deliveries such as this Peep.I also do butts
>>25368259
Bearded vulture
He adorable
>>25368259
Draw Peep and her pretty bird butt.
>>25367085
>>25370222
http://i.imgur.com/e2TqMdM.png
>>25373030
she'll crush her own eggs with an ass like that
Don't die on me you birb
>>25373030
dawww
>>25330444
Trips confirm it
>>25373030
!!!!
spot the Peep
>>25375417
Front left, not zoomed in on later.When was this made?
>>25375611
no idea, just found it on derpi
clearly the most huggable
>>25375862
>*bonk*
>"Watch where you're going."
"Can't."
>>25376024
adorably funny. If I could writefag, I'd write something with herrip
>>25376711
I had never written before, but that didn't stop me for writing for this thread.
>>25376737
I draw things sometimes. I can only do so much, Anon.now go write for that fluffy chicken
>>25376763But I have enough ideas already and I feel awful about how that chapter with Finchy is going.
>>25376811
>>25376825
...right.
>>25327817
http://pastebin.com/ZPi59udh
>>25376867B-but you can do whatever's best for you...
>>25378009
holy fuck I hate birds
>>25380827
Wow, rude
>>25380827
o-oh
>>25380827
Don't make the birds cry
>>25380827
#rude
>>25327790
>>25380827
Bird scrunch
>>25384125
too many crumps
>>25386801
>crumps
TWEET TWEET WAKE THE FUCK UP
Chirp
Think they sell bird pony eggs?
>>25388660
Like to eat? That would be like eating eggs that came out of a black person. Gross m8
>>25388890
Rude
Think of the omelet you could make.
birb.
>>25390124
Fucking birds. Why are they so weird?
>>25390181
>>25390246
This nigger has fucking whiskers
What the shit
PEEP NO
i had a friend direct me here because bird pones, i made a pair. they're a bit detailed but ??? big bearded vulture stallion being bossed around by tiny barn owl pone.
>>25390461
Holy shit
>>25390461
Barn owl top QT
>>25390461
noice.
>>25390461
I need a story with those two cuties. Writefags pls
>>25390667
>Tartarus.
>That's what it sounded like.
>Not a single pony knew from where or why the loud, violent screeching had occurred.
>It was frightening.
>However, not far away came the source of the terrible noise.
>Two bird ponies simply tussling for a piece of meat.
>The ponies would be none the wiser.
>>25390861
>>25390933
Dude this gif is super trippy.
>>25390461
I wonder what they'd be called.
>>25392406
>>25390536
>>25390508
>>25390502
>>25390861
Aaa. Thanks, friends!!!
We don't have a name for the barn owl girl yet, but the vulture's name is Kossetsu ie Broken Bones since the actual species of vulture eats... bones. Heh.
Also maaan, that story.
>>25392650
Neat
>>25392650
Who
>>25392715
You
>>25392650
I knew you'd come, haha. The picture does look really awesome, by the way. Glad you went with the lighter palette cause it works well with the bossy barn owl.
>>25395436
Are you in on this too? Why does owl pone have an armband?
>>25395453
Honestly I don't know. I'm the one who told the anon about the thread, but I know nothing else. I just draw pictures like they do.Beady's maker here/the person who did way too many designs for this.
>>25390461
That barn owl is adorable
I got bored, so have a black swan ballerina pone.
>>25396686
Whoa, what a pretty birdo
>>25396686
Lanky as fuck
>>25396686
Neat
Bad birds get the spray bottle.
>>25397849
Pls do not bully the birds
>>25398437
It's not bullying if they're bad and deserve it.
>>25396686
she is cute!!!
>>25399218
Bruh
>>25399218
Now draw her butt
>>25397439
Ballerinas are lanky fucks.
>>25399218
Oh gosh that's cute. Better than mine, haha
"Why did you do it?"
>"..."
"Answer the damn question! Why did you do what you did?"
>"..."
>She remains silent but starts to fidget a little.
"Innocent ponies got hurt because of your actions! Do you like that? HUH?"
>"I..."
"You what? You like hurting ponies?"
>She begins breaking down.
>"I JUST REALLY WANTED SOME BREAD!"
>>25401041
>"...totally worth it."
"Mom, where do ponies come from?"
>"Well when two birds love each other very much they get together, sometimes through intricate da-"
"No. Where do PONIES come from"
>"Oh well I have no idea."
Bebs
>>25402517
Truly a disgusting enigma.
>>25404170
>many ponies think bird ponies are weird creatures
>bird ponies think the same about them
Hue
Reminder that bluebird isn't coming back
>>25405991
>"Instead of laying eggs, they carry the foals inside of them for months, then they poop them out!"
>"ewwwwwww!"
>>25406941
>"They don't even have to kick their way out or anything! The mother does everything!"
>"But then how will they ever show their strength?"
>>25407409
Please
No more
>>25407443
How much do you think this dummy knows?
>>25408921
about birds?
>>25409728
Duh
>>25409728
probably not that much given thatbirds aren't important
>>25409777
>"I will have you know that birds are a very important group of organisms, and that the bird ponies are a fascinating race we still don't fully comprehend."
Chirp
birds are very important
>>25412370
What the holy hellfire is that!
>>25408921
Didn't someone writefag about Twilight studying the burb pones?
>>25415257Me, and I feel bad I haven't been writing.
>>25415485
It was good, you should definitely do morei-if you want to
>>25415726I'm planning on writing more today.
>>25415052
Possibly some form of a hippogriff.
>>25416378
It is actually something called a hippalectryon, which is part horse and part rooster.
Writing bumpTotally not watching Nintendo direct
Continuing from http://pastebin.com/uXkF9EMb
>”I’m gonna go back to eating IN PEACE.”
>”Oh fine. Go back to eating your piles of fuzz with caterpillars attached to them.”
>He is really huffy.
>I’m surprised these two get along at all.
“Don’t stress the details huh? I almost made the poor kid cry!”
>”Well… I guess yer right about that. Woops.”
>Yeah, “woops” indeed.
>Poor bird probably hates himself for what he did.
>Oh I can’t even imagine the amount of hate he might have gotten over the years.
>And he seems so nice too.
>I guess he just really doesn’t want his lineage to get in the way of anything.
“So what do you do around here? Anything fun?”
>”Oh ya know. Stuff… eatin’… and things like that.”
>No I don’t know, and that was severely unhelpful.
“Is there anything you like to do for fun? Any other birds you visit or anything?”
>”I like to build things like nests sometimes. Oh and yeah there are some other birds I like to meet up with that are around.”
“What do you like to do with them? Just hang out or something?”
>She doesn’t really seem too sure of herself.
>”Yeah sometimes we like to play some games with each other.”
“Liiiike?”
>Is she sweating?
>”Uhhh… hide and seek. Like to draw sometimes too.”
>What is the deal with her?
>Why does she seem so ne-
>Oh sweet Celestia I really hope this isn’t implying that!
>… I wonder what kind of birds she does it with, and if they’re exclusively male.
>N-no, stop that!
>You need to remain professional.
>A-at least until they’re sleeping.
>”So uhhh… what do you like to do?”
“Oh um. Fly, look at the scenery. Hunting is really nice and invigorating.”
>”Aye, that it can be. So do you want to just hang out for the rest of the day then? Maybe you can talk to ol’ Clock some more.”
“Yeah sure. It sounds fun and I don’t really have to leave any time soon.”
>Now I just hope it isn’t as boring as I’ve been guessing.
Page 8 bump.
Bebs?
>>25418476
Enjoying it so far. Got any more
>>25420411
Trying to get back into the swing of things.
I'll get some done tomorrow.
>>25416805
guess whatchicken butt
>>25418476
good
>>25421866
Holy shit
>>25421866Abed , please.
>>25421866
Wow, okay
>Some diabolical pony has exposed the birds to the most dangerous action known to ponykind>Booping
>>25420008
Bebs!
>>25424861
So can some bird pones be small?
>>25426157
They range in size based off their species.
So a hummingbird would be pretty small compared to most ponies, while something like a flamingo would be similar to Fleur.
>>25418476
>SWEET CELESTIA THIS IS AGONIZING!
>These two are some of the most boring ponies I’ve been with!
>Oh I am so glad that night is falling because I don’t think I could stand any more of this.
>”Oh but Finchy, you sit around and do nothing for hours on end already!”
>Yeah, but I have to stay vigilant and not have to sit around in an awkward silence with other ponies!
>”Well I think we’re goin’ to pack it in for the night. You can go sleep on a branch or some bushes or whatever you do.”
>Yes, please do so I can peacefully write my accounts under the moonlight.
“Alright then. Night Ishmael.”
>I don’t care what other kinds of birds there are out here; there is no way I’m going to stay more than a few hours tomorrow.
>I am so gone.
>Oh but I also have to “report my findings” to princess purple.
>Stupid princesses ruining everything on this trip even if they are the reason I’m here in the first place.
>Alright it looks like they’re finally asleep.
>Time to whip out my trusty little book and get to work.
>Even if they were completely uninteresting there’s still a lot I got to pick up!
>Oh and perfect!
>A nice little break to let the light in on the nest!
>L-look drawing ponies in their sleep is totally not creepy.
>It’s totally for scientific purposes this time!
>Yes, totally scientifically and accurately drawing the sleeping male rolled over just so, so that I can get a looksee at the prize between his legs.
>A-and the slick spot where I will be sleeping is totally professional as well.
>Just need to finish that up and I’ll be off to sleep.
>>25426618
>”OI WAKE UP ALREADY!”
“EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAKK!”
>FUCK, BIRDS, YELLING, WHY?
>”Goodness gracious you’ve got some lungs on ya. They could probably hear you all the way at that pony place.”
>Oh I think I can feel my heart trying to escape my chest like a jackhammer.
“Is there… ANY REASON you had to wake me up… so violently?”
>Good think you like fish because right now I feel like slapping you upside the head with a trout.
>”Well the sun rose up some time ago, and I didn’t want you to miss out on the day. Especially didn’t want ya to miss out on whatever meals you might want that are scampering around.”
“T-thanks. Say, I’m gonna head out after I go grab something to eat. It was nice meeting you two.”
>”Well it’s always a pleasure to meet a new bird, Finchy! Have fun on your travels!”
>”Yeah! Go see some more ponies for me!”
>Man this morning may be dull and uninteresting, but at least it’s better than twiddling my hooves for hours on end.
>Spend time hunting something, eat it, wash off, head home.
>Well, the first stop to home at least.
>I can already see that stupid castle now.
>I hope she didn’t look through my stuff or damage anything.
“Hello? Princess?”
>…
>No answer.
>Is she out?
>”I don’t know who this is, but Twilight went out to take care of something!”
>I don’t know who you are either, but thanks for that.
>Though it probably would have been more considerate to tell me in person.
>Weeeeell since she isn’t here then I guess I can just grab my things and hop on a train ride home.
>Yeah that sounds perfect.
>No use waiting around.
>Besides, it’s not like she wants any bird information THAT badly right?
>Well it’s a long trip home, so I guess I can start thinking of another covert expedition to do.
>This is only the beginning.
>>25426626
aw yiss
Where are the owls at?
>>25427843
who?
![gdfZrRb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3BMZdKD.png "gdfZrRb[1].png")
Wow. I've been away from the board from some time now. I did not expect birb bread to still be around.
>>25428177
floof
>>25427843
Requesting some one dump owl pone pics
>>25428177
aw yee
>>25431184
>>25433693
no u
Birds are interesting
>>25435389
They can be
>>25435389
yes, birds are interesting, butnot very important
>>25428177
Jackie a qt
>always want to write on weekends
>never do
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>25428177
D-does this mean you'll do some more stuff?I'd continue writing, but I'm no great multitasker.
Birb
>>25441383
Birbs
