>"You wouldn't hurt a lady would you?"
Of course not. I'll remember that when I see one
>>25320903
>>25320903
*bitch slap*
>>25320903
"Of course not."
>Bitch slaps Rarity.
"Guess that means you're not a Lady."
>>25320903
I wouldn't hurt a pony period.
>>25321084
Ponies don't have periods, they have estrus.
>>25320903
>implying i treat people differently based on gender
CIS-SUM CHECK YOUR PRIVLEGE
>>25321084
But ponies don't have periods.
>>25321105
>>25321113
>>25320903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOyub4t2YY
>>25321119
look at her eyes. they are off the mark.
>>25321113
>"ANON! MY UNMENTIONABLES ARE OOZING!"
>>25320903
Yes. Because I support equality.
>>25320903
the hammer of justice is unisex
>>25321213
I'm not fucking reading all of that.
>>25321213
What I'd do for Tabitha to read that
>>25320903
Until you try to put something up my ass in which case you're gonna get decked, bitch.
You just burned my house down, killed my pets, my friends, and stole my money.
Of course I couldn't hurt you. I'm an easily manipulated anon in every story ever written. You're too cute for me to get mad no matter what happens.
>>25320903
Touch my drugs and find out.
You just burned my house down, killed my pets, my friends, and stole my money.
Of course I couldn't hurt you. I'm an easily manipulated anon in every story ever written. You're too cute for me to get mad no matter what happens!
>>25320903
"A lady my ass," You say as you hold your plank of wood behind your back.
>"By what are you talking of? My cleaning?"
"You rid me of my memories, my sentimental values, and worst of all years of work I had spent to create the perfect kernel for Windows."
>Your arm swings wide and brash as you bring the plank to her face.
"Four-O-Four. Dead or broken Rarity." You say brashly as you turn to leave your house.
>>25322396
>Wait, that one sounded hella gay
>Do over
>You walk back in the house and pick up the already defeated rara and ponder another one liner to utter
>Heh..yeah that'll do nicely
>WHAP
>"Machine dry only, made in Indonesia."
>>25322427
But anon.... My raging wood.... I slammed it in Rara's face... ;-;
>>25320903
"I can't help but want to hurt a lady of your beauty, Miss Rarity. Your bright blue eyes and incandescent smile make me want to inflict the sweet agony of la petite morte on you."
>"...you sound like a faggot, anon."
"Shut your cock slot, rainbow cunt."
