>be Anon
>alone with Rara pone
>she was always very curious about human anatomy
>it was very unsettling to her
>you decide to meet her request
>begin removing your pants
>blood is pumping in your veins, making you feel erect
>tell her your size is way above average
>she begins to anticipate a monster of a package from your crotch
>your underwear finally hits the floor
>marshmallow pony chuckles at the sight of your pecker
>"oh darling, please tell me that's not as big as it actually gets"The 3rd or 13th pic in your folder is how you feel to her reaction
>>25319344
13th
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
You have magic, whore. Use it!
>>25319344
>>25319344
The 13th picture in my 3rd folder.
I don't fucking joke. >>25319344
>>25319386
dong/10
>>25319344
>>25319344
>>tell her your size is way above average
So you're basically lying to Rarara
>>25319344
3rd
>>25319344
I AM THE MAN WHO GRABS THE SUN RIDING TO VALHALLA, WITNESS ME DRESS HORSE!
>>25319344
The file name is pretty accurate at least
>>25319344
hello rarity
>>25319344
"Rarity... That's my ass."
>"Yes, surely it HAS to be bigger."
"... Come to the front?"
>"Why? What is i-eeeeeeeeht?!"
"Ta da."
>"Good lord! What is that thing?!"
"A penis?"
>"A-A WHAT?!"
"A penis... Male genitals?"
>"You're a male?!"
"You thought I was a girl?!"
>"There was a 85% chance of you being female, I assumed! Oh my Celestia, it's so big!"
"Well, thanks! Jesus, you thought I was a girl?!"
>"I was mistaken! WAH! It moved!"
"I'm getting my pants up."
>"Wa-Wait... May I touch it?"
"..."
>"Just once. You can touch me, if that would make you comfortable."
>>25319829
More.
>>25319769
>unabashed size queen Rara
yes, this will do nicely
>>25319344
13
>>25319829
Yes, we need more.
>>25319344
>>25320033
Hey someone saved my shitty art, neat.
Well this worked out perfectly
>>25319344
3rd
>>25319344
>>25319769
>>25319829
oh boy
another one of these trashy fetish threads
>>25319344
>>25319344
Fitting
>>25319829
I demand more
>>25319344
>3rd pic in folder
>>25319344
pretty accurate
>>25319344
Was making my weenie feel bad part of you plan?
>>25319769
If only dong expansion packs were so easy
Fuck.
>>25319344
3rd.
It ain't over bitch
3rd
13th
I read these two one after th other.
She hasn't even seen my true power.
>>25319344
I feel kinda offended tho
>>25319344
>>25319829
please more
>>25319344
Guess I'm nopeing out. Beastiality is a no-no
>>25319344
13 it is
>>25319344
I'm not entirely certain what this signifies, but I know it's something horrible.
>>25319344
On phone so lets see what happens.
>>25319344
>>25319344
>3rd pic
>hide in embarrassment
my sides must have gone into orbit
>>25319386
>just dumping random pone images in your pictures folder with no sorting Effort at all.
You fucking animal.
>>25319344
>>25323356
Wait, is 4.5" actually average?
>>25319344
So... I guess I just sorta show her what foreplay is, then?
>>25325788
wonder what it says about you that you saw a lot of numbers between 4 and 5 and you just immediately assumed they were referring to penis size
Why always the 13th... god damn it.
>>25325975
ayy
3rd
>>25325922
>jumping to penis size
That's kind of what this thread is about, dumbshit.
>>25325975
why is this in your image folder?
>>25323708
I've been this angry before.
>>25326284
Do you look at every graph without reading it to get its context?
Anyway, the average dick size is something like 5.5"
>T-thanks Pajeet, Abdullah, and Chang
>>25319344
It is not yet fully erect, Rarara. For you see, I am not a shower. I am a grower.
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON ME AND DESPIR, TINY HORSE.
>>25319344
>>25319344
Pffff....even an average human male could please a mare better than stallion, even real ones.
>>25319344
:'(
>>25319699
Those dubs will not go unwitnessed
