"I'm gonna try out for the hoofball team, Anon! Do you think I can make it?"
But you don't have hooves!
>Claws
Cheating little asshole
What position would Spike be?
>Inb4 benchwarmer
>>25317062
On his knees sucking the quarterback's dick
Can you guess why he wants to join the team? For whom?
>>25317047
Do you even have legs? Is that what those stubby things are? Those are your legs? All this time I thought you'd been crippled in some kind of accident and the doctors had just attached your feet to what remained of your thighs, but those things really are your legs? You're not hiding the rest of your legs under your fat or anything?
...
I mean, uh, yeah. Whatever. Sure, you and those stumps will be some kind of asset.
>>25317047
Sure Spike, you can be the wide receiver.you would be after an entire team's worth of cocks.
>>25317047
spike, you don't want to join the hoofball team. they're all closeted homosexuals.
>>25317047
Of course you can, Spike! The town little league is legally obligated to not cut anyone.
Sure, you would be great at handball
>>25317062
Water boy.
>>25317753
Wait, no. They're legally obligated to not cut anypony. My mistake.
What if the players fuck Spike silly?
>>25317047
>no hooves
Wait, which thread is this again?
>>25317788
Then I'll be forced to bump this thread until dawn.
>>25317047
>>25319054
They make Spike rub them with the towel, then make him smell the towel, smelling their thick musk.
>>25319109
I am now forced to bump this thread until dawn.
>>25319135
Spike is up all night questioning his sexuality.
I don't think hoofball teams have use for a fluffer.
>>25319159
May bump at work too.
>>25319164
Everyone needs a fluffer.
Would Spike be big enough for hoofball, when he becomes a teen?
Bonk
>>25317062
He'd be the ball.
Page nine pls go.
Nump
Bumping 'till dawn,
Servers are exploding, but I still bump.
Servers have stopped exploding. Bump again.
>>25320344
Which episode so this from?
>>25324209
The one shown in the gif.
One more try.
>>25324209
Magic Duel. The one where Trixie comes back
>>25317047
>"who the fuck let you onto my field!"
