>mfw anti-brony feminist started yelling at me today.
>>25312764
Story?
>>25312764
>>25312794
OP you better be busy typing up that story because there is literally no point to making this thread if you weren't planning on posting it.
>>25312764
That's not a nice thing to say about your mother.
Do it faggot
>>25312764
that's a nice gif
saved
>>25312764
>rarity
>whitest character in the whole show
>speaking nigger speak
You better post your story OP.
>>25312794
Confirmed feminist was saying that it was racist that there were no zigger-pone babies in MLP. She walked up to me and started talking shit about how Celestia is a rayciss.
I told her to STFU or I would assemble my fellow bronies.
She kept talking shit.
(This is in a study hall with about 50 people)
I signal to my fellow brongs.
In total, about 18 people walk over and encircle the bitch.
You can tell she's surprised that we're all /fit/, with no neckbeards to be seen.
She tries to leave, but the circle of /fit/ keeps her from doing so.
I request that she apologize.
She starts screaming "RAPE!" even though no one at my school would touch her fat ass with 10 1/2 foot pole.
Teacher in Study Hall watching the whole thing smirks at me. (Awsome, isn't it).
After about 10 minutes of "Muh feelings" from the bitch, she apologizes.
The circle immediately disperses.
She bolts off, undoubtedly to tell her friends about how she was 'raped'.
>>25312912
>Today on "Things that never happened"...
>>25312912
Likely story, faggot.
>>25312912
Ok that's nice, now tell us what really happened, and how long you have before they cut your balls off.
>>25312928
Lol. It does sound unrealistic. But it's true.
>>25312912
Did your waifus come to life and defend you to?
I got a story about some S.J.W girl I knew
>be on Facebook under a false name
>start talking to a white rich girl
>She starts talking about how everybody is equal etc etc
>I chime in spouting /pol/ pissing off her friends
>she talks to me saying I have trust issues
>I say it's better to be safe than sorry
>turns out she was talking shit about me the whole time being racist and shit
>mfw I was right not to trust her
One time I was surrounded by sjw normies and they were all calling me racist and shit and were telling me how much of a faggot I was for watching mlp and fapping to all of the ponies but right before they were gunna all start shouting how I raped all of them, I pulled out my 7 foot horse dick and started beating them all to death with it before I raped them for real
yep I can add another 12 kills to my total count, rarity's gunna be so proud of me
I got one
>be me
>wears that generic tan brony shirt out to the student center.
>watermelon walks up to me
>"you know you guys stole what was suppose to be the pinnacle of feminism"
>I'm like wtf, I don't give a shit.
>she starts screaming about how I'm oppressing what feminism stands for and other bullshit
>I just walk away while everyone stares at her screaming
>/b/ with horses
>>25312912
simply evin
>>25312912
And then the entire train started clapping.
>couple weeks ago
>be me in freshman math
>im oldest in school because i failed class 6 times
>see anti-brony mocking fellow brony in class
>i ignore it thinking its just joking around
>the harassing gets more intense
>the girl harassing my brony sprout bullhonky about feminism
>i get pissed off
>walk over and tell her to shut up
>immediately told to check my privilege
>slap her in the face
>she screams assault and rape
>my brony punches her in her chest
>we beat her to shit
>we are badasses now
>hot girls flock to us knowing we kicked the ass of the fatty because the girl was fat
>go home happy with girls with big boobs with each arm with
>sleep with both of them and cum in there girl
it really happened guys. im serious pic not relate
>>25315186
Now see I believe this more over this>>25312912
>>25312912
>I signal to my fellow brongs.
ded
I'll be more than happy to share my story here, but it wasn't about a feminist.
>Mfw a girl and boy in my class come up to me, accusing me of being a child molester and autist.
>I stand up pretty quick,
>"You two haven't a job because the only thing you do have is your shitty genitals because you two have nothing to live for."
>They laugh and say they don't need work.
>"Bitch please, just because I don't bend like your other friends doesn't mean I'll be a faggot for you or your little boyfriend either. I've got more societal roles and talents than you tow combined, and I can actually convince my parents to love me when I make a mistake, while you two earned your way at the bottom just fucking because you're not good enough to do anything else in the world while I am out, working, because I can earn money instead of sucking dick for it."
>Later principal tells me to come up to the office.
>Girl and boy both said I told them to commit suicide.
>Get suspended a day.
>Get called back in and teacher is there, from that same class (It was Economics and Personal Finance, by the way.)
>Tells the principal I intellectually used a standard of pschology to defend myself against verbal assault and retaliated with proper means.
>Girl and boy both get suspended for a month.
>Kickin it easy ever since.
>>25312764
>MFW this didn't happen
>MFW I have no face for this
>>25316580
I found one for you.
>>25316590
That'll do, Anon. That'll do.
>>25312912
Cool story bro
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
>>25316686
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
>>25316692
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
>>25315186
This more plausible than OP's bullshit.
>>25316694
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
>>25313037
trust
feminist
never
>>25316689
>someone actually thought debunking Freud the Fraud is hard
If another anti brony does this to any of you friends, kill the haters.
>>25317136
Miss Rarity should get that eye checked out, eventually it will kill her like that one trapped girl who had both of them shot
>>25316699
I think you have struck me in a good spot.
You make a perfect amount of sense, i have never seen that in a person
You are awesome
>>25316686
>>25316689
>>25316692
>>25316694
>>25316699
This is a good read
>>25317240
First time you see it?
>>25317285
What do ya mean
Huh I am surprised people have never seen that copypasta before.
>>25317001
The funny part even though i'm not white I LOVE white people but those SJWs hate every race especially the white race.
>>25317663
>>25317663
Please. SJW love everyone but white people to such a degree that it comes off as a fetish.
>>25316699
Can I be member of the Cool Clocks Clan?
>>25317673
I'm hispanic and I found out all of them hated niggers and spics, I was disgusted with the hypocrisy not the racism.
Also I have a fetish for white people
>>25317736
I-ah what ... nobody ever asked for your fetish
but as far as I know, SJW's are misrepresenting the "oppression" of coloured people and people-with-other-then-hetro-sexual-preferences to the benefit of Feminism
>>25317736
I don't know where you are from but in America at least the SJW seem to only care and focus on blacks before anyone else. They seem to think only blacks were enslaved and it is all the fault of whitey.
>>25313037
what kind of ''racist and shit'' stuff anyway?
>"/MLP/ IS NOT FULL OF BRONIES, WE ARE HORSEFUCKERS, I FUCKING SWEAR"
![WMP32d4f841-29c5-49ee-a7dd-f68eb37c9370[1]..png](https://i.imgur.com/XXH7xI4.png "WMP32d4f841-29c5-49ee-a7dd-f68eb37c9370[1]..png")
>>25318200
I thought he asked... I was tired
>>25318236
I'm Americlap too and these girls talk about how white people ruin everything and the minorities are so oppressed.
>>25318249
She said
>I hate getting hit on my dirty black/mexican trash
and
>I felt I was getting raped by a bunch of guys who talked to me etc etc
>>25318917
>asians
>Oppressed
What the fuck is this thread even about? I'm so fucking confused
>>25316686
>upvoted
>>25320003
Are you retarded?
>>25320008
if it is a copypasta then I should let you know I don't spend 24/7 on 4chan even after being here since 2010 so I probably missed the thread it came from but if not then upvoting is not a thing on 4chan and never has been, it is a thing on reddit and no one on 4chan likes reddit or anyone from it.
>>25320044
I don't know where you have been dawg but we love Reddit now. We share memes all the time and talk about how great it is to be the most popular places on the internet.
>>25312912
>pic related
>>25320069
>we love Reddit now
>at traditional gaming shop
>dm wearing a pony shirt
>no one brings it up
>life continues as normal
And that is how real life works.
>>25320239
Pretty much
>>25316580
>>25316686
>upvoted
go back to reddit you fucking faggot you dont fucking desevre to live go fucking kill yourself for evwn fucking mentioning that fucking fuclatrd plae go bakc to your autism you fucking shit you are a worthess faggit who should go kill themsves becuase you ar a fucking faggot austsist for even fucking thinking about that site and ayone who even thinks about that site should fcuking kill themsleves
fuck you
>>25321723
...
>>25321723
new copy pasta aquired
>>25320239
>at traditional gaming shop
>dm wearing a pony shirt
>everyone loses their shit
>life continues to disappoint
Is this real life or is this just fantasy?
>>25312912
That's bullshit and I refuse to believe it
Do you guys ever feel kind of shitty about the things you've done? Because I do, a lot.
>Be inna senior year
>Be 19
>Doing all my normal shit
>See pasty guy getting ganged up by a couple people
>Piques my interest
>Get closer to see what's going on
>Everyone's pushing around said pasty guy and slapping him and shit
>Notice he's wearing rainbow dash shirt
>Feel like I should help him
>Feeling fades as soon as he gets knocked to the ground
>starts getting slapped around even harder by even more people
>Quickly grab my book bag and get out of there
>Mfw next day principle assembled everyone that might have been associated in the incident in the gym
>Mfw I learned that guy got 2 broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder, a sprained ankle, and a major concussion
>Mfw I could have done something but just decided to let him get fucked over
>Mfw I heard he committed suicide a couple months after the incident
>Mfw I could have done anything but decided to be "hoodie-guy" and stay out of the spotlight
>Mfw that was two years ago and his screams for anybody to help still stands out in my head
>>25312912
