Feeling a bit depressed. Can we get a Derpy thread going so I can have something to make me smile?
>"Hey anon!"
>"I heard you were sad, so I cooked these muffins to you"
>"I hope you like it"
>>25311493
A derphorse thread?
>>25311493
Why is chex mix so good?
>>25311493
>"Maybe one day, I'll become a princess just like Twilight Sparkle"
>"I look up to her so much"
>"She's smart, pretty, has lots of friends, and probably has the best muffins in Ponyville"
>"I wanna be just like her">"one day where I'm not me"
>"Hey Anon! Do you like banging the town retard?"
>>25311604
Derp horse is not for sexual
>>25311604
Hey,Special Agent Sweetie Drops,do you like banging the town dyke?
>>25311618
This picture must have been fractions of a second before Anon's skull was crushed like a grape.
>>25311634
no regrets, desu senpai
>>25311618Oh hey BPR I have not seen you in ages.
>>25311621
"At least my bitch can consent to my advances"
>>25311650
It's been ages.
Feels good to be back.
Missed my horses
>>25311650
>implying slow and naive= retarded
Nice to see Equestria is way less progressive than my home world,cunt
>>25311493
Hope you feel better OP. I'm currently at the point where I really don't feel anything anymore. It's nice but it sure is lonely.
>>25311493
What has you down, anon?
>>25311493
Go on then, why are you feeling down?
>>25311697
Best reaper
Op still here?
>>25311493
Best Pilot
>>25311805
meant to reply to >>25311735
>>25311805
I bet Derpy uses the pone version of /r9k/ to bitch about no Chad Stallions finding her attractive and beats her clit while watching horrible Japony anime.
>>25311828
Couldn't find that. Need to get organized. We going to try to psychologically diagnose op?
>>25311868
Sounds like depression from being OP. Now he is forced to suck cocks the rest of his days.
>>25311845
>No stallions find her attractive
Dingus pls.
She's not for sexual tho. She just works them up and pays them no mind.
>>25311923
>derpy being a stealthy Stacy
Please no, I couldn't handle it
>>25311923
Please. She is begging for the D. Look at her being all D hungry.
>>25311906
I know if you are the op, you are a faget by default, that don't mean you suck dongers.
>>25311923
Not for sexual, not for sexual, not for sexual, not for sexual.
Damn.
Best horse right here. Good job on being a bit less of a faggatron today, OP.
If she don't have a hole I am going to make one. So help god I will make one.
>>25312048
>>25312048
So help me god.
I might be the retarded one here.
Earth pones are made for sexual and are the pone of my choice. But Damn if these flying ones ain't sexy as hell
>>25312094
Don't sweat it anon maybe he will help you in the next life
>>25312129
Goddamn I love that image but the watermark...
>>25312133
I am going to be the pretty little mare.
>>25312148
What ever floats your boat.
No judgment here.
>>25311493
DRIVE BY HORSING
Best projectile
Derp Derp Derp
Best hostess
>>25311604
Geez bonbon I only kissed you on the cheek once I hardly think that counts as banging you
>>25312429
>>25312429
Four keks
>>25311845
I would a robot derpy.
I'd call her my little egg mcmuffin
>go searching through my hard drive for derp horse pictures for the thread
>remember that I haven't organized the folder in a while
>open it up
>over 11,000 unsorted images
>sigh and start trying to work my way through it all, at least want to get all Pinky images in one folder tonight
>Ctrl+left clicking my way through it
>~1,200 images in
>accidentally SHIFT+left click
>close the folder
Have this, I'm going to bed.
>>25312490
I hope she makes really awful and long youtube videos.
We hating on bon bon now?
>>25312429
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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I legitimately don't understand how anyone was ever offended by this qt horse...
>>25312570
My top three horses are
Lyra (Waifu)
Bonnie
Derps
>>25312648
Apple
Derp
Drunk horse maybe Luna.
No bully pls.
>>25312699
lyra (waifu)
pinkie
luna
These cunts are stealing the waifu.
>>25312606
It's the age of high speed internet and 13 year old special snowflake retard Social Justice Abortions. They would be offended by a block of unflavored gelatin for having to much wiggle priveldge.
>>25312826
It's not a mistake, just a happy accident.
>>25312820
>Implying one of them isn't already.
>inb4 portal Derpy playing Marco Polo derails the thread
>>25311575
Derpy is way older than Twilight. She's probably rhr oldest in Ponyville
>>25312948
>Didnt get dubs
Nah senpai
>>25313005
I want to bang the old out of her.
>>25313017
Word filters still going on? Thought they d be only on halloween...
>>25313005
no?
Where did you come up with that?
>>25313005
>>25313023
Dont think she s that old, but she is already a mother so dont think she s that young either, maybe 25 on human years? What do yall say?
>>25313027
I am glad they are. Those words just turned everything into a mega shitpost.
>>25313017
Look at my post number.
>>25313057
I am 29 and you made me old as balls.
>>25313038
If you watch the episode on how the mane 6 got their cutie marks, you'll see Derpy as a full grown horse and the rest are fillys. Derpy is waaaay older than most.
>>25313121
nah, manshe's just traveling with the Doctor
Plus she's been drawn as a filly not in a flash back
She was also a filly during Cheese's first party
I remember the good old days when I used to be active in every Derpy thread I could find. Life may have changed quite a bit for me since then, but she's still my waifu. I'll dump for a bit.
>>25313057
>but she's already a mother
That's fanon.
But let's say it's canon, I think 25 is young to have a filly the age of Dinky.
>>25313111
Oh, to be 29 again... Use your years well, Anon.
>>25313111
>>25313192
old fucks
Who could forget the extinguisher pony threads.
>>25313202
Thanks to your hot statement I am getting off of 4chan forever and becoming a normal high functioning member of society. Thanks Anon.
Best horse indeed.
>>25313220
>tfw 19
>tfw all of classmates are women 25 years older and I'm the only guy
>tfw i'm a pedo if I hang with younger people
>tfw i'm an immature little shit in the eyes of older people
>tfw i'm too socially awkward and literally autistic so i can't hang with people my age
You're the only ones I have.
>>25313260
Just be excited that when you are truly on your own you can give zero fucks what others think. I now have a Lyra figurine sitting on my kitchen counter at all times and I give no shits what others say.
>>25313293
>muffin sandwich
cute
My Twalot plush will never leave my literal closet
I want to suck out her farts through a hose.
>>25312820
Still. How can even the most retarded SJW degenerate be so blind that they didn't see how loved she was by the overwhelming majority of the fans? I've yet to encounter a single individual that legitimately had a problem with Derpy or was all "lol herp derp everyone laugh at the retard!"
Is it really so hard to believe that so many people would just think she's a silly, clumsy, cute horse and love her to pieces just the way she is?
>tfw no special needs waifu to cook your breakfast in the morning.
Any good Derpy greens?
REMEMBER ME, ANON? WHEN I KILLED YOUR WAIFU?
Reminder
Everyone died
>>25313426
Kinda cute, but looks like it's an acquired taste.
>>25313487
I remember when people would react positively to Derpy sightings instead of whinning about B-B-BUT PAN THE RING LE SHOW IS RUINED
perfection
>>25313718
IT BEGINS
>>25313694
Thanks for all of your contributions to this thread. I really appreciate it. It actually gave me a bit of hope.
>>25313960
Is... Is that Derpy as a lifeguard?
I mean, I love Derpy, but she should not be a lifeguard.
>>25314031
She's just chillin on the beach, there isn't really anything there that would imply lifeguard.
>>25314073
Calamity ensues
>>25314155
I cannot even fathom the drama it would cause
>>25314137
>"Derpy?"
>>25311530
>>25311493
>>25316145
>Galactus derpy
Welp the universe is screwed
>>25316171
>universe is screwed
Only the muffin shaped planets...maybe.
>>25313487
best background and best main
>>25316271
2cute
>>25313381
It's incredibly easy to believe that SJWs wpuld be offended by Derpy, because every bit of attention that she gets is a little bitbof attention they feel they are missing out on.
Daapi
>>25313381
>>25316358
SJWs are actually truly insane so never try to think about it as if it's anywhere close to the realm of making any sense, just rage or ignore it if you can
>>25313487
That's an ugly human being.
>>25316632
hey, i'm ugly too
check your attractivist privilege
>>25316632
Nugga she is ugly on the inside. I know plenty of physically ugly people and I would much rather lick their pock ridden faces than converse with this trash human being.
reminder for retards: her name is Muffins not derpy
>>25316926
Sure, just like Inkie and Blinkie are Marble and Limestone...
>>25317615
That is correct information, thank you. Everybody already knows though
>>25317892
I was being sarcastic there you know
Also if you re going to use a cannon name at least use Ditzy
>>25317948
her canon name is Muffins
not cannon btw, what the fuck
>>25311493
>Can we get a Muffins thread
FTFY
bemp
>>25313005
She's around Pinkie Pie's age, going by the flashback in Pinkie Pride.
>>25313487
You failed.
>>25319937
She got the voice changed and the name wiped from everywhere.
>>25321444
Checkin those trips mang
Derps is best horse.
>>25320571
No it didn't. It was already confirmed at a QA panel that it was a knee-jerk reaction from iTunes that asked for the changes to be made because they were afraid people "might" think it's offensive. Just another reason to pray that Steve Jobs is rotting in hell.
>>25318581
fag
a qt
>>25324858
2cute4me
best poneh
>>25312537
desu senpai
>>25311493
Requesting a story where at the beginning Derpy is sick and Anon takes care of her, but then Anon catches the sickness and Derpy clumsily tries to take care of him.
>>25327516
bemp
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>>25328683
sorry dropped my bag of jews
goyim
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>>25330687
I want to sex this
