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>Huh. After all the advice you gave him on how to approach women, you never accounted for the fact that a woman might approach him
>At least this means he doesn’t have to go through the awkward moment of asking her out
>Hype looks like he’s frozen in time, huge smile still plastered on his face as he looks at you
>You’re not sure if he’s waiting for your advice or actually stuck in that pose
>Leaning slightly over, you get a look at the griffon hitting him up
>She’s larger than Hype, but that’s expected with griffons
>Appears to be a little older than him, maybe around your age
>She also doesn’t look totally waster, so she’s hitting on him with a clear mind
>Shifting your eyes back to Hype, you give him a wink that says “You can do it”
>He immediately whips his head back around as if your response was the permission that he needed to continue
>”S-so, what’s your name? I’m Hypostome”
>”Hypostome? That’s cute… I’m Glizelle”
>”Nice to m-meet you”
>You don’t understand. The spaghetti is bursting out of his hypothetical saddle bags, but she doesn’t seem to notice
>”You know, it’s a little crowded here. Why don’t head somewhere a little more private~?”
>”… Like where?”
>”My place isn’t too far, just a block away. What do you say, cutie?”
>Hype’s head turns in slow motion, eyes nearly glazed over in enthusiasm and confusion
>As he nervously looks at you, beads of sweat are already forming through his fur on his forehead
>As his mouth opens, his voice slightly cracks
>”I-I’ll meet you guys at the ho-hotel later, Gar”
>>25300020
Let him fuck the griffon trap. It'll be good for him.
>>25300020
God dammit. We needed his help with pen.
Alright hype. See you later.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES CYOA MEAN?
>>25300120
CuCk your own asshole
>>25300020
>Batpone found dead in an abandoned apartment.
>Police report body was covered in spaghetti and claw scratches.
>>25300120
It means you are QM's bitch
>>25300020
Attempt to catch a glimpse of Griffon's backside as they leave. I want to know if my suspicions are correct.
>>25300020
Have fun~
>>25300132
Why would I want to cook my own arsehole?
>Damn, you really needed his help getting Pen home tonight
>But this might be his big break, and boy does he need one. It’ll be good for him to finally get some action
>Although you’re sure that he’s going to have some major claw marks on his back in the morning
“Well you two have fun tonight, I’ll make sure the big guy gets home”
>Both of them look past you, causing you to look as well
>Penacriss is downing another bottle, waving for more
>You can already tell that his isn’t going to be an easy trip home
>”Y-you sure? You can handle him?”
“Trust me, we’ll be fine. I’ll find a way to get him home”
>”If you say so… I’ll be back in the morning… I hope”
“Just have fun, and stay safe”
>”Oh don’t worry, he’s in good claws~”
>The griffoness runs her tail down between his legs slightly, causing Hype to shiver, his cheeks turning a deep pink color
>”Come on Hype, let’s go get comfortable”
>”Bye Gar!”
“See you later”
>As they exit out the bar, you turn around and get a quick peek at the griffon’s rear
>Through her tail swishing back and forth, you can confirm that she’s a female
>Good. You were worried about Hype getting involved with a trap
Well, enjoy your anchor baby Hype.
>>25300492
I guess we continue to monitor pen and see how much he drinks. Or we could just go over and ask what's up. Does he wanna play some pool?
Well, with Hype gone and pen drunk, we should be safe sleeping tonight.
and tomorrow we're at our parents.
Things are looking up.
>>25300603
AND HERE COMES THE CARGO PLANE
>At the very worst she might be using him to create an anchor baby to get citizenship, but whatever. Love is love
>Honestly now that you think of it, you’re a little relieved that Hype is gone. With him out of the way and Penacriss drunk, you should be in the clear for your whole bat transformation
>Peering on a clock on the wall, it’s just barely past 11 PM, giving you some more time to hang around
>Spinning in your bar stool, you go back to monitoring Pen
>He’s honestly not that hard to keep track of. Despite the room being filled with griffons, he’s the only one with black fur, the feathers on his cream colored head and dark wings unusually tipped with a copper color
>Plus the fact that he’s easily the biggest one in the room makes it a cinch to keep an eye on
>After a while, you finish your beer, and decide to see up close how he’s holding up, maybe play a game of pool with him
>Hopping out of the stool you trot over to the table of griffons, some of them incoherently speaking in their language
>Pen seems to still be distracted by the griffoness sitting next to him
“Hey Pen, how you doing?”
>He casually turns around, his eyes lazily focusing on you before slowly responding
>”I am of good, friend. How are you?”
“Doing just fine. Say, you want to play some pool?”
>”Dah, would love to”
>As he gets out of the chair, he teeters a little, stumbling before catching himself and smiling
>Walking over to the table, you start to start up the game
>That is until a bottle is placed in front of your muzzle
>”You want? Is of traditional drink, actually from Griffonia. Very good!”
>>25300876
sure, give it a shot.
>>25300876
Probably 190 proof straight vodka. Take small drinks.
>>25300876
Yeah, who needs tastebuds anyway?
>>25300876
Give it a sip and then ignore it for the rest of then night.
>>25300876
Let's see if we can buy a bottle for our dad before we go. Preferably something Pen can't open with his claws along.
>>25300978
>"Gar, this is rubbing alcohol."
>He pours you a glass of the clear liquid, placing it before you
>Even from this distance your nose kind of burns just from the scent
“What is it?”
>”Is vodka, 196 proof”
“196? Is that a lot or something?”
>”Eh, is not so bad. You will enjoy, I promise”
>Picking up the small glass, you can already tell that his definition of ‘not so bad’ is extremely different from yours
>Whelp, who needs tastes buds anyway?
>Vowing not to kill yourself on this stuff, you start off with a sip
>And promptly burn your entire mouth as it goes down
>You nearly drop the glass, coughing with a hoof on your chest as Pen laughs heartily, slapping you on the back
>”Ah, is too much for pony?”
>As your eyes water, you get a couple more coughs out before responding
“I-it’s not that bad…”
>”Well go on, finish glass!”
>This bird is trying to kill you
>Politely taking another sip, you hiver as it goes down, but mange to not cough and hack this time
>Placing the glass down again, you vow to save the rest for later, as your brain cells can’t take it
>Maybe you should get your dad some of this stuff before you visit? He likes some strong alcohol from time to time. Bet he’s never had some griffon stuff
>”While you get acquainted with drink, I shall go first”
>You watch as your friend takes a good 30 seconds to line up the shot, tongue flopped outside of his beak in concentration
>Just to totally miss the cue ball, nearly banging his face on the table
>”Little white ball move on me!”
“I… don’t think that’s the problem”
>”I will of show ball!”
>Resuming his stance, he lines up the shot again, mightily smacking the ball
>Which proceeds to fly across the table, bouncing off the wall and out
>Both your heads follow the white ball as it sails across the bar
>It finally stops, smacking the back of a griffon’s head
>”Блядь!”
>His head whips around, looking at you two with flames in his eyes
>>25301496
Discretely point at Penacriss. Wasn't our fault.
is lamp post time, yes?
>>25301496
Grab a pool cue.
>>25301496
You hit the ball too hard pen. Apologize to the griffin.
This is birb
>>25301656
Is bird, yes?
>>25301656
I is too slow.
No draw bird cat before comrade.
>>25301806
>that squat
Freaking nice. any chance of this getting colored?
>>25301806
Comrade Stalin will be most pleased.
We liberator now
>>25301847
Can you surpass the B-24 'Liberator' Liberator?
Would Pen have made a good liberator? Plenty of alcohol and mares to plunder in Germaneigh
>He starts to get out of his seat, looking between you two as he gets up
>While you and an apparently unconcerned Pen watch him approach, you discreetly point a hoof to your friend
>What? You aint taking the blame for this shit
>But your hoof pointing only seems to enrage him further, his beak somehow sneering
>Leaning over, you stand on the tips of your hooves, attempting to reach Pen’s ears
“You hit the ball too hard Pen”
>”Yes, I think so”
>Your eyes shift back to the griffon that now stands a couple yards away
“Well, I think that it’s a good time to apologize, don’t you?”
>You see Pen’s inebriated mind straining to process information, but eventually a good of understanding comes across his face
>”Da. Listen friend, I am of not so good at the pool, yes? It was of accident”
>The griffon rubs the back of his head, frowning
>”You call that an accident? That thing came flying at me!”
>”Was of BIG accident”
>”Yeah? Well that’s probably what your parents were thinking after you were born, cyka”
>Pen’s body locks up, glazed eyes now growing sharp with concentration and anger
>”What did you of say?”
>”I said that you’re a cyka, cyak!”
>Pen’s head leans downwards a little, glaring into his opponent’s eyes
>Even though Pen has got some serious size on this guy, the other griffon doesn’t appear to be ready to back down, both their feathers puffing up
>Nervously looking around, you find that the bar has gone silent, all the patrons and owners watching you three with expressions ranging from fear to excitement
>”Me and friend not afraid to dispose of you, of right Gar?”
“U-um… If I could just have a wor-“
>”Of good”
>As they continue to stare each other down, nearly face to face now, you slowly reach over and place your hoof on the pool stick
>It’s not a lamp post, but it will have to do
>After a tense few seconds that seem like an eternity, they continue to stand there, frozen
>That is until out of the corner of your eye you see the griffon’s paw move
>In a flash you and a couple chairs go crashing into the floor as Pen leaps forward, grappling with his smaller adversary in a ball of cussing feathers in fur
>>25302036
Awkwardly stand by and provide moral support.
>>25302050
Staying down is probably the best bet, we'd hurt rather than help.
>>25302050
Wait for pen to basically when the fight then at the last second unsheath pool cue and teleport behind him.
>>25302050
Dumbass. Yeah, he's got this. Does the bar not have bouncers to pull them apart or kick them out?
If not just hit the guy with the pool cue.if you have to throw the griffin beer at him and light him on fire. imagine if you sparked that.
>>25302050
just wait for an opening and get a good swing in with the cue.
>>25302177
nothin personnel, bird
>Gar awkwardly running across the bar following the fight, randomly swinging the pool stick hitting Pen as many times as he hits the other griffon despite how hard he tries
>>25301821
>>25302639
>cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat
Could I ask for the original on this?
>You pick yourself up as quickly as possible, getting a grip back on the pool stick
>Quickly, you run over to the ball of failing limbs and feathers, watching in shock as they knock over several tables, sending bottles skittering across the wooden floor
>Most of the other patrons are laughing and placing bets, the owners looking on concerned but not getting involved
>Freaking griffons. Do they not even have bouncers to break them up?
>Watching from your position off to the side you realize that nobody is going to break them up
>Might as well stay put and try to provide some moral support. If you went in swinging you’d just as likely injure Penacriss with this thing as the other griffon
>As they continue to tumble around you awkwardly shuffle around, trying to stay close but out of the way of the torrent of pissed griffon
>If you see a good opening you’ll take a swing, but only if you’re sure that you won’t hit your friend
>After about thirty seconds it’s obvious that Pen has the upper hand, using his powerful talons to pin the rival to the ground by his shoulders
>Even as the griffon struggles and kicks his back legs, he’s firmly stuck in Penacriss’ grip, unable to escape
>After holding him for a moment, Pen looks around with wild eyes, eventually falling on you
>”Gar, of hit him now!”
>Hesitating, you look back down at his opponent
>The griffon peers at you with wide, fearful eyes, body still wriggling a little but going nowhere
>”What are you of waiting for, do it!"
>>25302769
Here you go bud.
http://i.imgur.com/z50wk5c.jpg
>>25302773
Boop him with the pool stick.Can griffons even be booped?
>>25302773
One clean hit on the head should knock him out. Better him than us
>>25302773
Meh, whack him.
>>25302773
Aren't we supposed to be helping him adapt to equestria?
>>25302814
You kick a guys ass for starting shit in any country.
>>25302773
Walk up to the griffin he's holding and make him admit his fault. He shouldn't have told pen he was a mistake or called him a cyka. Tell pen to accept his apology.
if he doesn't hit him with the pool cue.
>>25302779
Thanks.
>>25302773
Take out your pent up racist frustration on the lad by giving him a single solid whack.
>hit
>Looking back at Penacriss, his eyes are cold and determined, and gaze at you
>A part of you really doesn’t want to do this, silently hoping that this guy will apologize
>But as he continues to wriggle around, Penacriss frantically yells again
>”Of come on Gar! Hit the cyka!”
>You don’t even remember swinging, but you certainly feel the solid contact once that cue strikes his head
>Immediately he goes limp, back paw twitching a couple times as he groans
>A second later, and he peacefully lays there, lightly breathing with his tongue flopped out
>Pen gets up off of him, still giving his knocked out foe a fearsome look
>His eyes quickly soften up as he turns to how however, giving you a pat on the back
>”Was of fine job Gar, good hit”
“Th-thanks…”
>”Come, I but you another drink for this”
>”Oh no you won’t”
>You both snap your eyes onto the bartender
>”That’s enough damage for one night, You go on and get, both of you”
>”Wh-what? Why? He of started it!”
>”Don’t care, it’s time for you to go home”
>”That is not of fair!”
>The griffon behind the counter peers angrily at you
>”See to it that you friend here leaves. Now”
>>25303474
Cool, we got to beat up a guy, and we get to go home on time with a still-conscious griffon.
This actually worked out fantastically.
>>25303474
Yeah, talk when the fights over you little cyka. C'mon Pen. let's go. There are other bars.
Pausing here
>>25303504
No there aren't, we go home.
>>25303474
Pen, c'mon, we've had enough fun for one night.
>>25303474
I don't care that Pen did most of the fighting, we knocked a griffon out with one hit, and that's a fine accomplishment in my book.
>>25303474
This is an outrage. Snag that vodka bottle on our way out.
beb on the heb
boop
Hype is a cuddle slut
>tfw Hype went home with the griffon version of Floral
>>25306102
does that mean she has an ant farm too?
>>25306808
If Hype doesn't come back tonight, then yes, she does.
>>25306856
I bet she pecks at their habitat once in a while to keep them in line.
>>25307723
>Hype's over joyed that she's actually giving him attention
boop
beb
>>25307723
>Dozens of extremely tiny, furry ponies under the care of a half cat half eagle predator
I can see no way in which this could go wrong
beb my deb
>>25309375
I bet she likes to pick them up by their tails and hang them above her open mouth, maybe bat them around between her front talons.
>>25310990
>Hype thinks that it's just how relationships work
>Pen opens his beak to argue once again, but you tug on his shoulder
“Come on Pen, it’s be for the best if we just left”
>”But-“
“We’ve had enough fun for one night, wouldn’t you agree?”
>He looks back to the bartender, then the just barely stirring griffon on the floor
>”Yes, you are right. Let us go”
>As you exit out the door Pen snags his vodka bottle, and you do the same grabbing a full one the seems to have just randomly rolled out onto the floor in the confusion
>As you walk out onto the city streets, you take one last glance at the clock
>It’s 11:44 PM
>Not doing so bad for time, you’ve got nearly 3 hours until your usual bat shenanigans
>Walking up alongside the slightly teetering griffon, you’re glad that you actually got out of there when you did, as there’d be no way that you’d be able to get him home if he wasn’t sober
>”That was of bullshit. He of started fight!”
“I know Pen, I know. But sometimes it just works out like that”
>Looking back, you’re a little giddy at the fact that you knocked out a griffon
>You mean, sure Pen did nearly all of the fighting, but now you can at least say that you beat something up for once in your life
“So, I think home is back down this wa-“
>”Home? Why go back to hotel? Is not even midnight!”
“Pen, we’ve had our fun, and you’re barely sober”
>”Of come on, we can find place to go. Night is still young”
>>25311717
Come on Pen, we already bashed in one skull today. Show some mercy and let the next guy go.
Rechecking for ST's well being.
We still love you.
>>25311769
Why would ST be here?
>>25311769
wrong thread m8
>>25311769
My bad, wrong thread.im kinda buzzed
>>25311717
I was serious about getting back for 12.
There will be other nights Pen.
>>25311717
Well you don't want to be out anymore and you're sure as hell not leaving him out on his own. I think we got into enough for one night anyway.
>>25311788
Pen get put of herecyka
“I was serious about getting back by midnight Pen”
>”But why? It is so early!”
“I just want to, alright?”
>He lets out a sigh as you both walk on by some inebriated ponies going down the sidewalk
>”I suppose we could of go home”
“Hey, we already bashed in one skull tonight, wasn’t that enough fun?”
>He finally smiles a bit, nodding his head
>”I suppose it was of pretty fun. Was certainly more than I of expected out of night”
“There you go. Besides they’ll be other nights… Cyka”
>A wing extends and whaps you in the side solidly, causing you to stumble for a couple steps as Pen laughs
>”We have wise guy, no?”
“I try”
>”You are of lucky to be my friend Gar. Besides, you are cyka!”
“Well we can debate that as soon as we get back to the hotel”
>You continue your drunken small talk as you head on back towards home, that glass of vodka finally giving you some buzz after the initial shock
>Helping Pen remember where your room is, you eventually fumble with your key before putting it into the lock, tiredly marching inside with Pen in tow
>The clock reads 12:20 PM. Not too bad
>Hopping up on your bed, you start to get comfortable, but Pen just stands in the middle of the room, looking around slowly as if he’s confused
“Something wrong?”
>”Where is bat friend? Hype is of missing”
>>25312335
Hype went home with someone.
>>25312335
Hype went out with a female griffin and said he would be back in the morning.
>>25312335
Went home with a griffoness.
>>25312431
>The one with tiny pony farm?
>He is in for rough years.
>>25312768
Hype's probably between her paws right now
>>25312882
He's just happy someone will finally hold him.
I just hope he's having a good time. Poor guy tries so hard.
>>25312768
>Has predator fetish
>Dumps all the ponies on the floor and has them run as she goes around catching them, wiggling her rear before she pounces like a cat
“Hype? He left the bar with someone while we were drinking”
>”With someone? Of who?”
“Just some grifoness from the bar. Glizelle or something I think? Said he would be back in the morning”
>”Ohhh, Glizelle. He is in for rough night”
”Why do you say that?”
>”She is not of most gentle griffon, and Hype is innocent. But he will be satisfied in morning”
>”How do you know that?”
“She has thing for ponies. Do not of ask me why, but is good for Hype, he needs it”
“You said it. He tries really hard, but he’s not so good with girls if you haven’t noticed”
>”I have noticed, he just needs practice. But she may be more than he of bargained for”
>He roughly laughs as he nearly trips over his own paws, making his way to his bed
>Once he reaches it, you crawls in, almost falling somehow
>At least he looks tired. Should be passed out before you transform
>”I am of happy for Hype, but it is sad day when he is of getting more action than me”
“Yeah. Well I think he needs it more than you”
>”Perhaps. We should have stayed at bar, I was of so close to finally bringing Galley back home. Too bad cyka started fight and got us kicked out”
>>25313000
Galley?
>>25313000
Oh? And what was I going to be doing while you had fun with Galley?
>>25313000
You'll get her next time. Find her and ask if she'd like to spend time with you outside the bar. then take her home.
“Galley?”
>”Yes, was of beautiful griffon I was speaking too. Met her many months ago, and thought that could finally bring her back home. But things did not go as planned”
“I hear you. Sometimes things just happen that way”
>”I know, is not first disappointment in life. But still stings a little”
“Well if you did bring her back, then what would I have done while you were having fun?”
>He places his talons under his chin, rubbing it in thought
>”I mean, you could have watch if you of wanted”
“Woooah, that’s not me”
“Eh, of suit yourself. But you are of right, would have been selfish of me”
“Hey, don’t worry about it. And don’t worry about Galley either, you’ll get her next time”
>”I of hope. I really hope”
“Just find her and ask if she wants to spend time outside of that bar, then take her home”
>”It is of good bar, but perhaps you are of right. Beating cykas is not how one gets griffoness back to bed with them”
“Now you’re thinking!”
>Laughing, he starts to settle under the blankets, eyes closing
>Not even a minute after he was talking with you, he passes out, the alcohol no doubt helping with that
>>25313314
Might as well tuck in for the night ourselves.
See what hell Shade's cooked up for us tonight.
>>25313314
Time to get comfortable and fall asleep ourselves.
>>25313332Dammit, so close.
>>25313332
anon pls. my heart.
Got to go for now, hopefully be back in an hour or so
>>25313332
I bet Shade's flipped through all our Floral memories and wants to back out of the date because she's "insane" or some nonsense.
>>25313391
Then he's in good company.
>>25313356
Come back normieREEEEEEEEE
Whelp, just got back from the ER. Club football, not even once
>>25315016
This is what you get for being a Normie, you shit.
The outside world is dangerous and unhealthy.
>>25315016
Reee?
>>25315016
Punishment by the NEET gods.
>>25315028
>>25315041
>>25315056
>>25315073
I knew the risks, but I just wouldn't listen. I shall learn from this and devote my life to Qming
>>25315120
That's a good Ressy.
>>25315120
Welcome to the family.
>>25315120
All seriousness though, I need to ask an important question.Did your team win?
>>25315187
We were down by a touchdown, but we couldn't finish the game since they had to bring in an ambulanceI wasn't the one who got hurt. Scheduling a rematch for later. But since I'm here, anyone got any other questions?
Normies BTFO
Shade's place in life is under Floral's giant, smothering ponut
boop
deb beb
What do you think Shade wants to talk about tonight?
>>25318900
If the big guy is for hire
When are we going to catch Shade drunk off his ass in our dream as he beats us and calls us 'Ember' ?
bebbin'
>>25319035
Soon
hopefully hype has an easier time talking to mares after this since he survived a griffin attack.
>>25322169
>implying he wont just hit on griffons from now on
Once you go cat you can't come back
>>25322169
>Implying he survived
>You watch him for a minute, just to make sure that he’s truly asleep
>Wouldn’t want to wake up to him beating you senseless because he found a bat in your bed
>Pulling the cover tightly over you, you nestle down into the bed, making sure that none of your body is exposed
>Getting comfortable, you shut your eyes, trying to drift off to sleep
>Going to need some good rest tonight, you’ve got to do well in this class tomorrow
>Turning over, you finally begin to feel more at ease
>Guess it’s time to see what Shade is up to tonight
>…
>Opening the front door, you walk inside the already familiar home
>Hearing the murmuring of voices you make a byline for the living room, just to find Shade watching TV on the couch, rear hooves propped up on the coffee table
“Shade, why are we back in your house? I already visited here”
>”Because I’m comfy, that’s why. Sometimes you just like to have a night at home”
“But this is a dream, you’d be at home anyway”
>”Perception is everything. Now come on, take a seat”
>Following his order you move around the couch, sitting down next to the relaxing bat
>”So, your new friend is pretty… unorthodox”
“No, he’s Slavic. Pretty sure he’s Orthodox”
>”… Shut up”
>>25322529
So, what you got for me tonight, Slim Shady?
>>25322529
I like him. How's the homefront?
>>25322529
He's alright. Just needs to learn the culture.
>>25322529
I was worried about him at first but he's growing on me. Besides, it worked out as far as the bat thing is concerned.
“I like him, to tell you the truth”
>”I figured that after he shook you like a small child and kicked you to the floor in the same day you’d be a little less optimistic about him, but I guess I was wrong”
“Well he’s alright. Was pretty worried about him at first with the whole threatening to hit me with a lamp post thing, but he’s really grown on me. He just needs to learn the culture around here”
>”Yeah, he defiantly does. By the way, good job with that pool cue”
>He lifts up a remote and flips the channel, a scene of you smashing the pool stick over the griffon’s head playing
>Damn that look cool. Wonder if he can rewind it?
“Oh, thanks I guess. He did most of the fighting though”
>”Well if we ever have to grapple a guy, I hope that you’re ready to do it again”
“I’ll do my best. But anyway, what do you have for me tonight? What’s going on back home?”
>”Well… I called your friend”
“You gave Floral a call?”
>He nods his head slightly
>”I did. And we uh, we set up a date like you suggested”
>>25322999
Great! when is it?
>>25322999
When? Did you like talking to her?
>>25322999
Thats great buddy, what did you talk about? whens the date?
Floral about to get the BBC
>A rush of relieve hits you as he says that
>You were honestly expecting him to say that he sifted through your memories and decided that she was too crazy to date or something
“Well that’s great! Did you like talking to her?”
>”She was certainly… interesting. And excitable”
“Yeah, that sounds like Floral. But you did enjoy her, right?”
>”We didn’t talk long, but from what I gathered, she’s a nice mare. It’s too early to say anything, but I think that she’s a good pony”
“She is, you won’t be disappointed. Trust me”
>”I really hope so”
“But what did you talk about, hm?”
>”I just kind of introduced myself to her, and she did the same to me. We talked about what you said to the both of us, about getting together and maybe having a double date and whatnot, and we set up a time that worked for us”
”Oh really? When would that be?”
>”In a couple of days, the same day when you get back from this trip. We decided that we could all just go to some Neightalian restaurant, nothing too extravagant... But you're going to come, right?"
"Well yeah, why wouldn't I?"
>"It's just... I don't know. I'm sure that Floral is a great mare, but I really meant it when I said that I wasn't sure if I was ready to date again"
>>25323519
Don't worry, i'll be there. I'm sure once i talk to Ast she'll be in your corner too.
If you're still not ready after the date we can just call it a nice dinner with friends, but i think you might surprise yourself once you get to know her.
>>25323519
Stop worrying about it Shade, it's not a serious commitment or anything, just a date. I'll be there to back you up. If you really can't handle it you can always leave, and I'll explain things to Floral.
You've got nothing to lose here.
>>25323519
Clear your mind and then just dive in and go with the flow. don't even think of it as a date if you'd like.
>Ember PTSD inbound
“Just don’t worry about it, I’ll be there to help. And as soon as I talk to Ast she’ll be there rooting for you as well”
>”Thanks, but I still have odd feelings about this”
>He starts to twiddle his hoofs nervously, looking down at the floor
>You really don’t get it. He’s usually so cocky and ruthless, but as soon as dating is brought up he turns into the biggest beta you know… Well except maybe for Hype. You’ll decide that after he comes back in the morning
“It’s not a serious commitment or anything, it’s just a date. If you feel like you just can’t do it you can always leave and I’ll explain things to Floral”
>”I’d… Like to avoid that as possible”
“Look, if you’re really that nervous, just don’t even think of it as a date. Just think of it as a gathering of friends”
>He nervously chuckles a little at this, meeting your gaze
>”You know, only a week ago you were some loser without a marefriend. What happened to you?”
“I really don’t know. Maybe being forced to kill ponies gave me more confidence or something”
>”Uh, yeah… Speaking of that I think I’m close to piecing together our next hit”
“Oh. Great”
>”Just a word of warning so you know what we’re getting into, some of these drug leaders are getting wary. It’s not going to be a walk in the park like the last one”
>>25323519
Is it funny that the only two bat stallions I know have issues with mares?
>>25324059
Kinda to be expected.
>>25324059
If you can't come up with a good plan then call it off.
>>25324059
Well, be careful while planning it. If we both end up with mares in our lives we can't just disappear on them one day.
“Kind of to be expected I guess. I suppose everypony is finally catching on to all those drug lords just dying?”
>”Yeah. I don’t think we can pull off the ‘we want to work for you’ trick anymore. This is going to be more stealthy”
“Shade, if you can’t come up with a fool proof plan, just call it off. Getting us both killed isn’t going to solve anything”
>”I will, just give me some time. I’ve never slacked when planning a hit before, and I won’t do it now”
“I’m just saying. We can’t both just get mares into our lives and then disappear forever one day on them”
>”Oh we wouldn’t disappear I don’t think. If they managed to kill us they’d probably want everypony to know what happened as an example”
“Oh that’s… nice”
>”But anyway, we’ll be fine. I won’t have us do anything that I don’t think will succeed”
“Alright. I’m trusting you here Shade. Not like I have a choice”
>”Oh don’t be that way, you’re getting used to it already, I can tell. But I’ve got to check on some bomb manufacturing, so you got anything for me?”
“Uh… Is it funny that the only two bat stallions I know have issues with mares?”
>”from what I’ve gathered your friend Hype is currently plowing a griffoness right now, so you really can’t any that anymore. But any real questions?”
>>25324547
Pretty sure she's the one doing the plowing.
>>25324547
I said mares, not grifonesses
>>25324547
I know you're following the riots more closely than I am, and the verdict's coming up.
You don't expect me to do anything with that, right? I'd really rather stay inside and not get arrested again.
>>25324547
Do you ever go to my work to shop or was that just to come curse me that time? If you do, check in on Ast for me. You don't have to say anything, just shop and let me know.
>>25324547
When is this bat curse gonna taken off me?
>>25324653
After we check our privileged
>>25324653
when we kill all the big crime bosses.
I read a book lately by a Columbia University neurosurgeon who grew up in a neighborhood filled with drugs, gangs, and crime.
Wanna know what his research and personal experience said?Drugs aren't the problem.
>Smirking, you shake your head a bit, trying to get that image of Hype out of your head
“I said mares, not griffoness’. And I’m pretty sure she’s doing the plowing”
>”Fair enough I suppose”
>Scratching your mane, you try to think of what exactly to ask him
“Ok, I’ve actually got a few questions”
>”Shoot”
“You know more about this than I do, but with the trial verdict coming up, things are probably going to get crazy, right?”
>”Perhaps. I hope not, but I honestly can’t tell you”
“Well don’t expect me to do anything with what’s going to happen, do you? I’d prefer not going back to jail”
>”Gar if anything happens after that trial, I want you to have no part of it. You’re too much of an investment to lose in a sea of angry ponies, so I want you to stay inside and be nowhere near it”
>Well that’s a relief At least you won’t get swept away in a swarm of angry bats
“Ok second question. Do you ever go to my work, or did you just show up to curse me?”
>”I just showed up to do what I had to do to you. Never been in there since”
“Well… If I’m ever gone again, could you just go in there and check on Ast for me? Make sure she’s safe”
>”I can do that if you really want”
“Thank you. And last question, when are you going to freaking uncurse me?”
>He stands up with a word, waving for you to follow
>Getting off the couch you do so, trailing him to the front door
>Shade quickly opens it, revealing that the house is floating in the white void again
>”When that warehouse explodes, you’ll be free”
“But what abo-“
>Before the words leave your mouth Shade boots you in the rear, sending you tumbling out into the void
>Stirring, you crack open your eyes, squinting a little
>Sunlight creeps through the hotel room blinds as the sound of the shower hisses from the bathroom
>Raising your head a little Pen sleeps peacefully, sprawled out sideways across his bed
>Peering at the other bed, an exhausted looking Hype snores away, tongue slopped out of his mouth
>Guess he found his way home last night
>>25324867
Weeeeeee
>>25324877
Just hang out for a bit, grab a shower, then go grab some complimentary hotel breakfast.
>>25324877
We're still in bed? it's a miracle.
Why does Shade still have to kick us, you'd think he'd be cool by now.
>>25324877
You're not hanging from anything are you? Get something to eat.
>>25324877
Wait, if they're both in bed, who's in the shower?
>>25324931
He gave us a free dream sky diving trip anon
>>25324931
He gets off to our misery. Confirmed by Res.
>>25324964
good question.
>>25324964
The sex left Hype so tired, he forgot to turn off the shower after he finished.
>>25325024
I hope he came back in the morning.
>Looking up at the ceiling, you come to a startling realization
>You’re not hanging upside down from it
>It’s a miracle honestly
>Sighing contently, you lay your head back down for a minute, savoring this quiet peace
>You wish that you could sleep this late in all the time
>As you lay there, your eyes begin to shut again
>That is until you become aware of the running water in the shower
>Sitting up, you look back to your roommates
>Yep, they’re both here. They why is the shower running?
>Hopping out of bed you silently creep towards the bathroom, attempting not to wake your friends
>Reaching the door, you listen to the hiss of the water, seeing a stream of steam waft up from the door crack
>Maybe Hype was so tired that he left it running?
>No big deal you suppose, you need a shower anyway
>Opening the door, you turn and silently shut it as gently as possible, not wanting a hangover griffon and sexually obliterated bat to be woken up
>Turning back around, you pull back the shower curtain, lifting a hoof to get in
>That is until a pair of sharp eyes glares back at you
>Gasping in surprise you fall back on your ass, scrambling a few feet away
>”Hm. Just what are you doing here?”
>Taking a moment to process, you blink a couple times as you realize that the griffoness that took Hype home is currently standing in the shower, steam rising around her as the warm water runs
“S-sorry, I didn’t know th-“
>No no, it’s alright”
>She waves her talons dismissively
>”Besides, I’d like to have a chat with you anyway”
>>25325158
What about?
>>25325158
Oh?
>>25325158
Oh? What about Glizelle?
>>25325158not really a prompt
>Getting back slowly to your hooves, you try to regain your nerve after being that badly startled
>It isn’t every day that you wake up to find a griffon hanging out in your shower
“Oh? Well, what about?”
>She takes a moment to wash off some soap suds that were clinging to her tail, claw running the length of it as she begins to speak
>”Well, first off your friend Hype had quite the night. Might not wake up for a while”
“O-oh… Was it that, rough?”
>”I like to show my stallions a good time. But he’s ever done that before, so he’s a little exhausted”
“Uh… Well I’ll keep that in mind”
>”Oh and those claw marks? I swear it wasn’t assault if you’re worried”
“I kind of figured”
>You cringe as the thought of those claws raking Hype’s back pops into your head
>Focusing once more on the griffon, you watch as she causally ducks her head under the water, scrubbing some shampoo through her feathers
“Well, if that’s all you wanted to say, I don’t want to be a nuisance, so I’ll just let you finish up”
>”Wait, just one more thing”
>Letting go of the door knob you look back again, her predatory eyes off setting her gentle smile
>”That trick you did last night was pretty impressive”
“… What trick?”
>”You know, what with the whole turning into a bat pony and all. I thought it was cool at least”
Pausing here
>>25325235
On the chance that you guys thought it was too awkward and decided to talk with her after the shower, things would end up differently
>>25325320
>things would end up differently
how different?
>>25325306
Downplay that shit.
Thanks, I think it's kind of neat too.
>>25325306
Oh yeah, that. That's a long story. I'd appreciate it if you could keep that to yourself.
>>25325306
Thanks, I've been working on it pretty hard lately. Ponemarts been thinking of switching over to undercover shoppers so I've been looking into illusion magic.
Was I casting in my sleep? Well, it's better than when i used to teleport in my sleep.
>>25325347
That's... Not a bad story, actually.
>>25325347
What if she asks us to demonstrate?
We'd be better off saying it's something we had done to us to help overcome our past feelings about bats.
>>25325335
I don't like to go meta, but screw it, it doesn't impact the story now. If you would have talked afterwards she would have brought it up in the bedroom as your friends were waking up
>>25325364
Then we say
"Nah thanks, you've already seen it anyway."
>>25325374
Someone's supposed to buy your story. Why wouldn't we be able to show her? It's couldn't be a hard spell if we can cast it in our sleep.
>>25325364
just make an excuse about it being too early to be casting that kind of shit, We're not a sideshow and we're trying to keep it a secret, pen is in the same class as us after all.
Think of it from her perspective, what would be the point of turning into a bat for a few hours? a temporary spell makes sense.
>>25325397
Because we already showed her?
>>25325397
Because it would be rude of her to insist on seeing it anyway, and we would be perfectly justified in saying no.
She has no interest or care in our magic.
>>25325403
>>25325407
Meh, I don't know, just seems like it could backfire. Best lies are close to the truth.
>>25325446
The closer to the truth we are the more pain Shade puts us through.
Besides, its been established that most ponies don't seem to believe its actually possible to transform into another pony, so telling her we can would be serious.
boop
>>25325306
>inb4 she blackmails Gar for sex.
>>25327622
>Back scratches intensify
>>25327950Hawt
>>25327622
>>25327950
Lewds when.
I want to know what she did with Hype. Did shesatisfy her macro fetish?
>>25328342
>"So... what do you and Hype do last night?"
>"Here let me show you."
griffon bumps
I really appreciate how there's not drama every other post here.
>>25329333
It's okay gay/bat/beta/griffonfag, you're safe from the drama here.
>>25300004
>Autistic batcancer and memes CYOA
>>25329333
Yeah it's nice. We all stayed faithful to the initial Ast commitment and when we had new characters we stepped out of canon for some fun bants and lewd jokes without letting it impact the cyoa itself.
People know us by our memes but the real difference maker is that we know how to keep memes as memes and let them grow into wondrous things without the drama of them impacting the cyoa.
>>25329333
Has there even been any autistic drama in here?
>>25329653
Does Gar's life count?
>>25329721
There is no drama. Only suffering
>>25329771
I can't tell the difference anymore.
Did hype ever get a cutiemark?
>>25329887
He got it last night. It's atalon.
>>25329653
The difference is this: in M&M, the playerbase is divided on major character problems.
Other players are working against you even moreso than the environment.
Here, everyone's more or less on the same page, working together
Sorry res, if you want a different cutiemark I can change it.
>>25330274
Jesus that's adorable
>>25328412
>Hype ended up under 50 tons of griffoness ass
>>25325306
A: Why are you here?
B: Has Hype proposed to you yet?
>>25331390
unf
Why the hell isn't she at her place right now anyway? Or did she have to carry hype here? Dammit hype.
Starting soon
>>25330274
I think I described it as a fossilized shell if I recall correctly, maybe like an ammonite. Don't feel like you have to re draw it if you don't feel like it though
>Shit
>Shade’s not going to be happy
“T-thanks. I’ve been working pretty hard on it lately”
>”I’ll say, it looked like you were actually a real bat! You had ear tufts and all”
>Alright, you’ve got to try to steer this conversation away from where it’s going
“It’s pretty realistic, isn’t it? But anyway, enough about that silly little trick. How’d you end up finding your way in here?”
>”Well we were going to stay the night at my place, but after we, you know, finished up, the neighbors decided to throw a rager next door. Couldn’t even hear myself think, so Hype lead us back here to sleep. Well, more like I carried him. His body was pretty limp after we were done”
>Damn it Hype
“Well sounds like you two had a good bit of fun. If you need me I’ll be back in the bedr-“
>”Well hang on, I want to know more about your trick! It was downright amazing to be honest”
>Geez woman, just let it be
“I know, it’s supposed to be pretty realistic”
>”Where’d you learn how to do that anyway?”
>Thinking quickly, you go with the first to words that pop in your head, ‘Lie’ and ‘work’
“Um… Well, you see at Ponemart, the store that I work loss prevention at, we’ve been looking into illusion spells to have undercover shoppers, just to try to catch shoplifters you know?”
>Glizelle takes a quick second to scrub her chest with soap, listening intensively all the while
>”That’s some cool stuff right there. Can I see you do it again, nobody’s going to believe me when I tell them this!”
“Uh, well actually, I’d prefer if we kept this between us”
>”What, why?”
>>25333970
I got some media attention a little while ago, in relation to the protests in Baltimare. It's a ver racially charged situation. If it got out I can change into a bat I'd probably end up being dragged into some more drama.
>>25333970
It wouldn't be a very good trick if ponies knew I could do it now would it?
>>25333970
If it got out that someone was perfecting this magic and someone else got a hold of it, they could use it against our store.
>>25333970
Well i made it a few weeks ago when my opinion on bats was... different. Now it doesn't really feel appropriate and i'm still a ways away from an earth pony or pegasus form.
>>25333970
Well, for starts i'd look silly. As you saw, i'm still a white coated, blonde maned pony. I've figured out the pyshical changes but doing them at the same time i'm changing my colours is still pretty hard.
I'd look silly if people asked me to demonstrate and the only thing that changed is i grew wings and tufts. Nobody would believe that there's an earth pony, pegasus, unicorn and bat all with the same cutiemark and colourscheme, right? so i'd like to finish the spell before people know.
“It wouldn’t be a very good trick if ponies knew that I could do it, now would it?”
>”Oh come on, what’s the point of being able to do it if you won’t show others?”
“Well I’m practicing it for store security, so that’d be real bad if a pony knew that I was doing it. Kind of defeats the purpose, right?”
>”I guess… But couldn’t you just mix up your disguise?”
>You can’t understand why she keeps pressing this, but it must just be the cat side of her that’s causing the curiosity
“To tell you the truth, it isn’t anywhere near ready yet. That was the only form that I can disguise as, and even then it wasn’t too convincing. All I can basically do is get some wings and ear tufts, can’t even change my colors yet”
>”So?”
“So if everypony knows about this, there goes my one disguise”
>”I guess that makes sense… But why a bat pony? Why not anything else?”
“Look, I don’t want to say this, but I will. I started trying out this disguise when my opinion of our bat pony shoppers was a little… different. I don’t want to go into it, but I don’t want to get caught up in anymore bat drama than I already have”
>She seems to think that over for a little bit, eventually nodding her head as the shower water soaks it
>”Alright, fair enough. But if you ever do it again, I’d like to see it”
“We’ll see Glizelle… But I have to be going now, enjoy your shower”
>She pulls back the shower curtain once more to continue with her business as you exit the bathroom, shutting the door
>Well, that was close. Damn catbird doesn’t know when to stop asking questions
>Turning the corner into the bedroom, a guttural groan interrupts your thoughts
>”Ohhhh…”
“… Hype?”
>”It hurts…”
>>25334709
Oh no, his penis is broken and we must take him to the hospital.
>>25334709
You reap what you sow Hype, and I've heard you did a lot of sowing.
>>25334709
You'll be fine hype, give it a day. Or two. Where does it hurt hype?
>>25334775
>we're afraid that it may never be reattached again
>>25334709
But was it worth it?
I still want to know what devilish things she did to him
>Gees, from the sound of him you’d think that she broke his dick or something
>… Now that you think of it, you shouldn’t say that because that very well might be a possibility
“You reap what you sow Hype. And from looking at you, you’ve sown a lot”
>”This… Isn’t funny”
>He attempts to roll over, only to let out another groan, one of his back hooves pathetically twitching
>After a second he gives up on moving, and goes still once more
>Walking up beside him, you try to get a feel for the damage done
>His back looks like it went through a shredder, claw marks all over his hide
>His tail and mane looks like a couple chunks got shredded off, not to mention one of his ear tufts missing
>God damn, what did she do to him? Run him through a giant cheese grater?
“Can you tell me where it hurts?”
>”I… I can’t figure out the difference between my body and pain anymore”
“Well is there anywhere that hurts in particular?”
>”Here…”
>One of his hooves shakily points to his crotch
“Uh…”
>”G-gar… What was I thinking?”
>Gently sitting down on the bed, you place a comforting hoof on one of the few areas on him that doesn’t look hurt
“Well, you just have to ask yourself. Was it worth it?”
>Through a great effort he lifts his head slightly, eyes barely open
>”I… wouldn’t trade the w-world for it”
“Well there you go, everypony wins! By the way, what’d you two even do last night?”
>”I’d… Rather not talk about it”
>>25335495
Breakfast time?
>>25335495
Well, the good news is that mares are typically a lot less... pointy.
>>25335495
Predator fetish?
>>25335495
Let's just hope those don't scar. Stick to mares from now on hype. Should we go to a pharmacy or something and get him some bandages?
>>25335495
Must have been something else to upset the neighbors.
>>25335613
eagle screams and sexual horse whinnies.
>>25335656
More like horse noises of pure fucking terror
>>25335683
Sexual terror.
>>25335573
predator fetish + macro fetish = scariest night of Hype's life
>You will never read about how Glizelle chased Hype around the house
>or when she pounced him and wrestled him to the ground
>it will never be canon that she force fed her little horse some poison joke
>You will never read Hypes great escape attempt as Glizelle toys with her prey
>Glizelle will never dange him above her open beak
>Hypes life will never flash before his eyes as he drops into her open mouth
>He will never sit on her warm tongue, terrified that he will never see another day but also confused how her warm and wet muscle teases his sheath.
>She will never offer him his life in exchange for for pleasure
>a slavia covered mini-hype will never attack her cat pussy with life-or-death desperation
>the poison joke will never wear off and cause him to pin Glizelle beneath him
>He will never be driven into a lustful insanity and claim the female beneath him
>he will never collapse upon her back after painting her womb with his seed
>>25335804
Uh... I really need this written. Like, badly.
>>25335804
rev up that fanfic
>>25335804
>Floral teaches Glizelle all about how to get tiny stallions to service her asshole
>Taking another look at his back, you cringe a bit
>It’s not like any of them Aare deep or anything, but they just look like he’s been through hell and back
“Hey Hype, do you want me to pick up some bandages from the store or something for your back?”
>”I don’t know… I’m not bleeding am I?”
“No, but some might scar”
>”That’s alright. I’ll be ok”
“You should probably stick to mares for now on Hype, they’re a lot less… pointy”
>”You’re probably right, b-but I really like Glizelle”
>Poor fool, the catbird sex has corrupted his mind
“You just do whatever you think is best. Who am I to tell you who to love?”
>Hopping off of the bed, you look towards to clock to discover that it’s a little after 9 AM
>Should be time for some breakfast
“Hype, you want to get something to eat?”
>He grits his teeth as he finally sits up all the way, looking over to you
>”Can we wait for Glizella?”
>Perking up an ear, you notice that the shower has stopped
>She’ll probably be dried off and out here soon
“I suppose”
>A small smile appears on his tired and pained face
>Oh Hype… What are you going to do with him?
>”Oh, my head is of killing me”
>You and Hype peer at the mountain of a griffon beginning to wake up
>Pen opens his eyes slowly, rubbing his head
>”Gar, what of happened last night? Why am I not of passed out under table at bar?”
>>25336193
Inform our good friend Pen of his exploits.
>>25336193
we got kicked out for beating some cyka senseless.
>>25336193
We got thrown out of the bar for fighting and then walked back to the hotel because I didn't want to stay out after midnight and I wasn't going to leave you out there.
