Hocus Pocus Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Old Shattered Gem: >>25249501
Posting best Dazzling.
>>25285094
>implying
>>25285094
>>25285100
Your tastes are very different from mine.
She put a spell on me
>>25285075
I feel like I really really need pictures of them as the witches from Hocus Pocus now.
>The sp00ky skeleton on the side of my screen.
>Not dazzling related
>Posting in the name of sp00ky
I love you, /dzg/
>>25285252
I-I don't love you...
>>25285075
>Hocus Pocus
we ICP now?
>>25285307
talkinboutdangolspookyman
mfw I have some good Dazzling Halloween pictures but I just can't find them no matter how hard I try.
>>25285075
>Hocus Pocus edition
You've made a Dadanon very happy.
/r/ing
Kid dazzlings and daddy anon going trick-or-treating.
>>25285644
Why don't we add some shenanigans in a haunted house to go with it. Nothing crazy, just some kekworthy thrills with a fun ending.
>>25285551
Glad you like it Dadanon.
>>25285666
Hail Satan!
>>25285666
Okay. Why not! Could a drawfag make a pic to go with the story?
>>25285714
Fucking Hell, no pun intended.
Its probably because I like extreme metal.
>>25285718
Sure, sounds like fun. Do you know anyone who can provide us with such material?
>>25286254
Why are they so scared?
>>25285551
>>25285701
Fuck you two shitbags. Dadanon is shit and always will be. Now Momanon on the other hand.
>>25286254
"And that Aria, is how you properly fake an orgasm."
"Goddamnit Sonata, if i get pulled in for public lewdness again, your orgasms will not be the only fake thing about you.
>>25286516
Adagio opened the and one of the children was dressed up as "The orange hair monster of Canterlot High".
Tempers have risen.
>>25286557
Did the child survive?
>>25286579
Mention not the child, and you might be spared its fate.
>>25286606
I feel there's innuendo in this.
>>25286614
"So...Are we going to untie him and get him down from the balcony anytime soon?"
"Let that little cockweasel and his slanderous mouth stay right where he is, Aria."
"Just saying, i think the neighbors are starting to suspect he is not actually some Halloween decoration."
"Let. Him. Stay."
"Sure, Fine. You know Sonata is gonna freak out if you bribe Officer Cuffs with her donuts again."
>>25285718
If the story gets written and you guy name the scene I can do it. But possibly not 'till tomorrow. People can make up their minds and give a me a game plan here so my day is all outta wack. But I will do it if you guys don't mind it being later.
>>25286809
*can't make up their minds
>>25286731
Adagio is looking at Sonata's wiggling butt and judging by the position of Sonata's skirt she's also getting a nice view of the panties.
>>25287295
>"Dagi, are you sure you dropped a quarter under the couch?"
>"Oh yeah, I'm sure. Keep looking. Maybe, uh, bend down a bit more."
>>25286758
"Well, well, well, The neighbors seem to think that you three girls have been up to some youthful escapades again. You would not know anything about that, Adagio?"
"Oh, you know how neighbors can be, Officer Cuffs. Small minds, ugly faces and so on. I am sorry that they dragged you all the way out here however. Why don't you step in for a little bit, Sonata have bought some of those doughnuts with blueberry filling that you are so fond of."
"You know me too well, Adagio. And to be honest the racket from the balcony was getting to me."
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Sadly, upon entering the kitchen their eyes fall upon a veritable killing field of baked goods, wretched remains spread over the table with as little care and grace as a pack of hyenas falling upon their prey. It is truly a moment that will live in infamy among Doughnutkind, or at least would have, if not for the fact that doughnuts are non-sentient comestibles. Still it looked pretty bad.
Hunched over the table a hunched humanoid with blueish hair croaks "Mine!"
"...Eighteen, five minutes ago there was eighteen doughnuts on the table, how is this even possible, Sonata?"
A contented gurgle is all the answer Adagio receives from the target of her ire.
"Told ya she would freak, Adagio."
"Shut up, Aria, just shut up."
"You know, my keen investigative mind tells me that there wont be any doughnuts coming up, Adagio. And this is probably just the hunger pangs speaking but that racket sure seems like the wailing of a child just now."
A broad smile splits Officer Cuffs fatherly face.
"Luckily Doughnuts are not the only thing i hunger for."
>>25287846
>"Luckily Doughnuts are not the only thing i hunger for."
Oh boy.
Hi Y'all.
>>25287846
"28 pounds of candy. You know, when he keels over with a heart attack, we`re gonna do hard time. Sure, i can just shank some fatherfucker to get respect. But you know they don't carry your brand of hair care in jail, Adagio."
"...Shut up, i work with what i have. In this case: Candy! A small mountain of candy."
"Adagio...Aria, why did the bad man take my candy?"
"Its his candy now, Sonata. He got candy and we get to bully the neighborhood."
"But i paid for it, with money i lifted from some guys wallet. That`s not fair."
"...That might be fair actually...Or not...i did not get very far before they banned me from the Ethics class. Anyways we need to get rid of the kid before more neighbors complain. I bet it was Miss Tucker that called it in, she is SO jealous. Hop to it, Aria."
"Me? Why me? Sonata can do it."
"Aria, you know well, that "Sonata can do it" is not true and never have been. Particularly not after eighteen doughnuts and being sulky."
"Fine. Sonata, get your ass to the window and keep a lookout for other cops...Sonata?...Where did she go?"
"...Oh crap, she`s snuck out to rob a candy store or mug some kids for candy. We need to get her before we have to buy Officer Cuffs another barrel of candy.
>>25288071
Hi der
I think I'm going to make a little side story.
Would you all like a Three DZD Halloween?
>>25288375
Yep.
More Dazzle content is always nice.
>>25288385
I'll get started on it a little bit later.
>>25285124
Adagio in fuck-me heels is best Dazzling.
>>25288421
Now I need Aria in fuck me heels so I can compare
>>25288416
Awesome! More content is always appreciated.
>>25287264
Why is this so washed out looking?Not bashing just curious if it's a WIP or edited or what.
>"BOO!!!"
>>25288618
https://u.pomf.io/keqsyp.png
>>25288659
Amazing
>>25288659
I believe I need a cold shower.
>>25288659
Original maker of statement here. Was not expecting that. Thank you anon you glorious person you!Extra emphasis on the fuck-me part for that image too.
>>25288216
*All in all.* Officer Cuffs thinks *its been a pretty good day. Pretty nice haul of candy too. Hope the girls were not too upset, but they were getting too cocky. A man have his dignity. Sure one thing is to be bribed for pocket change. But then the sweet succulent bribe is snatched from a poor hardworking man hands? ...Well, examples have to be set. It is only right. Still, the look on their faces when i pulled that "Luckily, Doughnuts are not the only thing i hunger for" line? The Missus will laugh for days when i tell her.*
Suddenly, some dark shape pass in front of the cruiser and a dull thump is heard as the car strikes it. Braking wildly, Officer Cuffs swerve of the road.
"Aw crap. Hope i did not kill some poor kids dog. Or at least that i killed Miss Hills yapping psycho rat thing..."
A slight rustle in the brush to the left of him.
"You OK, doggy? Come on out, and I`ll have a looksee at you...Doggy?.."
With a sudden lurch of motion, some heaving mass of rage throws itself at the poor unfortunate public servant. Arms working like pistons, teeth flashing. Flailing. Tearing. Gouging.
The screams don't last for long. But they are loud.
"OK, I give up. She is nowhere. Nowhere!!"
"Yeah, after a whole ten minutes of complaining about the rain and we went back inside. What else can we do, Adagio? Now that we have looked everywhere."
"Exactly. At last we agree on something, Aria."
"We moved 300 yard or so, Adagio. There are people in wheelchairs that could do better. There are people we have put in wheelchairs that have done better."
"Yeah, Old Man Wickerson. I never thought that he would make it up that hill. But he did. He persevered. And then, BOOM!, Road Train. I`ll never forget the look on his face."
"Ah, good mem..."
With sudden swiftness the door smashes open and a disheveled Sonata enters. Brush, roadkill, tire marks and blood cover most of her body. In her hands she clutches a large bag of candy. Also a toupèe.
>>25288618
Whilst shoes with minimum 4 inch heels are what I'd define as 'Fuck Me', the nearest I have is this one of Aria in heels.
Stockings included with no extra charge.
>>25288720
"OK, that's it. Whatever happened can wait for tomorrow. I`m gonna dig up that oversized dildo Sonata bought me last year and ram it up my hoohaa until i cant remember any of this night."
"Gigantor? I thought you swore to never even look at it after smacking Sonata in the face with it. Anyways, what about the kid?"
"If he lasted eight hours, he is good for sixteen. It will teach him a valuable lesson."
"...Don`t piss off psycho bitches?"
"Yep, Is that not the most important lesson of them all? Good night, Aria."
"I think i will go to bed myself. Try not to sprain anything important, Adagio."
And in the darkness of the Dazzling household all that remained of All Hallows Night was the wailing of the damned soul on the balcony and the soft crunch as Sonata devoured her spoils.
>>25285124
>>25288421
More Adagio in ultra-high fuck-me heels:
All she needs is her hair styled a certain way, and she could be the equivalent of the 1950s sex goddess Bettie Page.
She certainly rocked hose & heels, as Adagio does here.
I want to suck the Dazzlings' big dicks.
>>25288981
>I want to suck the Dazzlings' big dicks.
So do I:No doubt Adagio, Aria & Sonata were given plenty of this delicious German-made confectionery during Halloween, in appreciation of their femininity shown off to such exquisite heights in their sexy witch outfits: >>25285075
>>25289063
But the thing is I want them to fuck me and tell me all the reasons why I'm a worthless bitch,
>>25289095
And the thing is I want tosuck their sponge puddings with currants which they told me is the reason why sucking their Spotted Dicks makes them last longer,bitch.
Express your feelings on this blank paper.
>>25289120
>>25289129
Awesome
>>25289179
Can I go with that as an alternative?
>>25288863
You are a good man, Anon
>>25289202
It's a good feeling anon, just accept it.
>>25289202
She makes a good cock warmer
>>25289236
>>25289202
>>25289232
You go right ahead, friend.
>>25289307
Excellent. More poof just for you.
>>25289223
You again. Are you doing some sort of study on us?
>>25289307
>>25289316
I just want to cuddle Adagio and use her hair as a blanket.
>>25288659
>tfwshe's not real
>tfwthe pain is
>>25289403
I'm the same anon who does edited image requests... But at the same time I'm the same anon who has done a lot of things. Even here on this same thread.
>>25289420
I wanna use it as a house.
>>25289438
I want to stop communism in it
>>25289457
KEKASAURUS REX. Oh man, Nice to see you again. Whats new?
>>25289457
/r/
Anon and Dagi
Halloween bondage
>>25289472
Nigga, I came back a while ago, I've already made like 10-20 pics in the last few weeks.
And nothin' much new, still the same boring bitter 20-something virgin who spends all day shitposting on /mlp/ and /k/
>>25289486
Sorry man, don't really got the time right now to be drawing much, just popped in for a second.
Dazzling Halloween, eh?
drawfriend here. i'm not home yet but i will be later if anyone wants Halloween related Dazzle pics. i'll be taking random /r/'s all night.or honestly, any time, you guys should post /r/'s more often.
>>25289585
Dadanon and Kid dazzles trick-or-treating.
/r/
>>25289585
/r/ing Dazzlings in sea dragon forms causing a ruckus with various trick-or-treaters.
>>25289585
/r/ing Dazzlings in porn form kicking some mane 6 ass.
>>25289604
In today headlines:
Sea Dragons devour trick and treaters. But, says witnesses, they were singing a "bitchin" tune while doing so.
So far the citizenry appears to feel that it have all evened out.
Also:
Sunset Shimmer, former highschool Queen B freaks out after being told that Burgers contain horse meat.
Sunset shimmer says in a statement: Sure, i knew about the cows and chickens. But one of my boyfriends was hung like a horse and the whole thing just woke up a buncha good memories.
>>25289676
kek, but I kinda got lost on the Sunset part.
>>25289585
/r/
Sanderson sisters Dazzles
>>25289694
Just a poorly mixed joke about how other speaking mammals are second class citizens in Equestria and how potentially having eaten horse meat reminded Sunset of the times she ate her boyfriends horse sized meat.
>>25289738
Oh ok, kekkles
>>25289694
>Jackass
>>25289738
I got and keked at the joke.
>>25289245
>that pic
Every damn time.
>>25289774
Here's your Sunset Anon.
>>25289808
Have some more
>>25289856
I want tocuddle with Aria every night when going to sleep. Always grumpy at the start, but she would always end up hugging you back.
>>25289245
>>25289856
Can I have some more of Aria's ass?
>>25289897
I can picture that.
>>25289904
This is from a game and yes that is my highest score.
>>25289904
Have some more Ariass.
>tfw no Aria to have quickies between classes in the school's toilets
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/9/11/977683/large.jpeg
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/5/26/904621/large.jpeg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/5/12/894651__explicit_nudity_equestria+girls_penis_straight_animated_upvotes+galore_human_vagina_anus.gif
Extra, Dazzling ass stack.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/8/19/960731/large.png
Alright, /dzg/. Say that one of the Dazzles will be put in Smash, which one should be in and why?
My vote goes to Dagi for her poof based fighting style.
>>25289486
Then again I have been known to lie
(shit, missed the Dagi part)
>>25290032
Aria. She can totaly fuck someone up. Shes a bottle of suppressed rage.
>>25290082
It's ok if you missed Dagi.
Fucking hot.
>>25290082
As shit as the art is, kek at the gimp Sonata thinking that it's an acceptable costume for the kids.
>>25290106
Isn't that the whole point of Apparently anon? Shitty art with plenty of keks.
>>25290117
I don't know. I never payed attention because the art is preschool level. This however is worth a kek at least.
>>25290146
Most of his work has always had an air of hilarity to it. Kinda like weaver.paid*
Hey guys, sorry for no green today. Happy Halloween though. I gotta go to bed, my head is killing me right now.
>>25290146
Then I have succeeded in my primary goal!
>>25290189
Ate too much candy with Sonata I presume?
>Anon moaned on the couch, one hand over his eyes and the other over his stomach
>Sonata sits down next to him and tries to feed him a cupcake with orange frosting and a small plastic ghost on top
"Sonata, please, no more sugar."
>"But it's Halloween, Anon! I still have a whole bag of candy."
>Anon flexes and groans again in reaction as he feels a very heavy weight on him
>Pulling his hand away he found he didn't have a stomach anymore
>It was just a bag of candy taking up all view of it
>>25290189
It was my fault, wasn't it?Should I go easy next time?
>>25290082
ok that's fucking funny
>>25290082
Making story.
>"You've been very naughty girl, Sonata."
>"Oh my god YES! Whip me harder Dagi!"
>Doorbell ring
>"Fucking hell. Sonata, go give the kids some candy."
>"Okay, Dagi!"
>Door open
>"Trick or ..... Unf."
>"Here you go kids! Some Hershey bars!"
>Kids frozen cus' of unf
>Door close
>"Now Dagi. Where were we?"
>Kids are unf'ed for life.
End.
>>25290082
Your best work yet!
>>25290429
kek
>>25289585
I post various ideas every now and then in case any drawfag feels like it, but none ever does. I'm not bitching or anything, just saying that your spoiler made me wut.
>>25290440
I just decided to make a story to support Dagi not being in the picture.
>>25290440
Still something though. Nicely done.
>"Sodomize me."
>>25285296
Underrated post
>>25290902
I'm having a feeling this is Wubcake.
>>25291170
Nope, someone else, and not anybody familiar either.
>>25291227
It just looks like her art style without her signature.
And what do I know. You could be Wubcake.
>>25291250
Then ask me a question only she would know.
>>25291250
Why would anyone post their art with a 4chan filename?
>>25291270
Okay. Whats is Wubcakes real name?
>>25291312
idk...
>>25291270
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>25291480
I'm being honest to God serious, I am not Wubcake. I'm actually having a bit of a kek-fest looking at this situation right now.
>>25291533
Don't matter much to me really. I'm here for the lulz.
>>25291572
Oh ok good, for a second I thought I was gonna get a tone of shit. That would've been fun but at the same time it would make me sad.
>>25291581
I never said I won't give you shit...
>>25291641
Oh snappers
Is Wubcake /dzg/'s trigger?
>>25291792
Yup.
>>25291792
No. Only Mayde got pissed about it.
>>25291792
>>25291837
>>25291868
I'm off to bed so it won't matter to me, but leave it dudes. It's unlikely this won't turn out like the other times.
>>25291904
Agreed. That path only leads to killing the chill vibe of the thread and ruining it for a lot of anons.
>>25291895
Nice.
Hi /dzg/.
I can't sleep, got anything comfy dazzlings I can read or look at?
>>25292134
Comfiest pic I got senpai
>>25292134
>Can't sleep
Sucks Anon. What's keeping you up?
Have this cuddley dazzle moment.
>>25292134
How's this?
>>25292156
Why do I feel like the aftermath of that is going to be less "aw, they're so cute, let me put this blanket over them" and more blasting them awake with an airhorn or a bucket of ice water
>>25292170
This is possible but I hope not. They looks so comfortable. Dagi should join them and blanket them all with her poof.
>>25292151
>>25292160
I find this more sexy than anything else. But greatly appreciated.
>>25292156
Sleeping dazzles are perfect. Thanks.
>What's keeping you up?
Not completely sure to be honest.
Maybe it's because this day felt really meh for me this year.
I just feel unsatisfied about something.
>>25292247
Thanks for the comment.
Hows this?
>>25292247
Here, hows this for comfy!
>>25292263
>small resolution
>>25292247
I know the feeling. I remember the first year I didn't do anything for my birthday was a lot like that. It just sort of passed and I didn't care but then once it was over I just kinda felt really unsatisfied with it all.
Nowadays I rather it that way with my birthday. I always feel like I should do something for Halloween but my RL friends only wanna drink or do stupid shit so fuggit.
>>25292272
Love it! Fukken saved.
>>25292256
>>25292272
Perfect.
Bless you anons.
>>25292293
You're welcome. saved
>>25292293
Now behold! The comfiest of comfy pics! That which makes man athirst for the warm embrace of large blankets and waifus warmer still!
>>25292316
Aria is sniffing the fuck out of Sonata's hair.
>>25292304
Is this one supposed to be missing a nose?
>>25292289
I think I'm starting to get to that point.
I just don't know what I want to do with my social life anymore.
I don't talk to friends much anymore, and I don't really have plans for much.
I kinda wanted to do something for this Halloween, but I got real busy with work for the past two weeks and put off any planning and preparing.
>>25292316
Aww, that is comfy as fuck.
Friendly reminder that the Dazzlings will never probe your ass for science, but do so gently since you are their only human friend.
>>25292437
Well I suppose if she was half-spider she could have several a thousand of them on her legs.
>>25292453
feels.
>>25292437
Well at least you have a legitimate reason to be somewhat busy with a job. I can't even find a real reason other than I don't want to.
Well I think I outta try to sleep again now.
Thanks for the comfy stuff anons.
Goodnight /dzg/.
>>25292627
Sleep well, Anon.
>>25292627
Dominate your sleep anon. We believe in you.
Game face.
How was /dzg/'s Halloween
>>25285094
this is a good thread
>>25293324
Lonely and depressing as shit like every year.
>>25293822
You'll hear all kinds of retarded and madeup discrimination from sjws, but you'll never hear them cry about how holidays are socialist (with their own made up meaning instead of the actual meaning of the word) because they push the image that people should be together, which is painful for agoraphobics and friendless losers alike.
I feel you though, not that it does either of us much good.
>>25293324
It was good until my neighbors got into a fight with some people at their own party and I had to call the police.
I honestly considered breaking it up myself, but I wasn't sure if any of them were armed, and I'd rather not go charging out of my house, shotgun in hand, for people I don't give a rats cunt about.
>>25285644
>>25289599
>>25294175
Absolutely Amazing. Thanks Based Anon.
>>25294175
Amazing work!
And also, Check em'.
>>25289604
>>25294175
This is beautiful.
>>25294200
Checked.
>>25293324
Not bad. Had a fire and some fireworks. Was fun.
>>25294367
kek.
>>25294367
Judging by their expressions, the one on top is Adagio, the one to our right is Aria and the one to our left is Sonata.Pinkie's poof makes me wanna get back to writing now.
>>25293822
>>25293931
Ah don't worry. All the cool people know this is where the party's at.
Sorry for the overall sloppiness of this. I just wanted to put it out before I go to sleep and my vision is pretty blurry right now. I'll likely redo this at some point 'cus I like it, maybe in time for our multiple Christmas threads or something.
Rip in peace Sonata..who either snapped her neck or suffocated in the poof, it is unclear.
>>25294175
More adorable kid dazzlings with Dadanon. Love it.
>>25294758
Haha, cute
>>25294758
I've never thought i would say this but Adagio's poof looks a little too big.
>>25294850
It consumed the candy and grew in size. It lives and its hunger grows with each passing moment.
>>25294850
Nigga.
>>25294175
OH GOD.
>>25286254
>they see yo dick
>>25293822
This. At least I talked with a buddy I haven't talked to in some time.
>>25294175
>Dadanon
>>25293782
>>25294175
D'awww
>>25293324
Spent it running a 5E game and playing Contagion. Can't complain.
We dead again?
>>25297174
Dazzle ate too much candy from last night and needs a nap.
>>25297219
Yep, nap time.
You guys ready for some more green? Seems like you could use it.
>>25298207
Sure, always up for some Horsefish Satan green.
>>25298207
https://pastebin.com/V29MVgKq
>You were all having a blast just relaxing on the way home.
>Your phone started vibrating and you took it out of your pocket.
>It was mom.
"Hey mom! Sorry I haven't called in a week, I've been kinda busy."
>You heard her chuckle, "I'm glad to hear it Nonny! How are things?"
>Pinkie gasped and leaned into your shoulder, "Hi Chryssi!"
>"Is that Pinkie? Nonny, you aren't teasing her are you?"
>You blushed.
"Mom please don't embarrass me in front of my girlfriend."
>You heard her squeal, "Oooh, so you finally figured it out?!"
"Y-yeah."
>"I'm so proud of you, my little baby is growing up so fast!"
"Uhuh."
>You could feel the heat on your cheeks.
>"Honey! Our little Nonny has a girlfriend!"
>You heard your father shout in the background.
>"I hope it's Pinkie Pie!"
>"It is, it is!"
>Your mom whispers, "Your father is coming to talk, love you! Buh-bye!"
>The phone exchanges hands.
>"Anon, I know I'm usually a jokester, but I'm going to be serious just this once."
>You'd never really heard your father get serious before.
>It was a little terrifying to imagine.
>"Take care of her. I've worked with Pinkie, as you know, and she'll always be there for you."
"I've been trying and succeeding with that so far, dad."
>"Good. Your partner is the best friend you'll ever have, so don't ever hurt them."
"Dad?"
>"Yes son?"
"... I feel like I don't tell you this enough, but I love you."
>You heard a soft laugh, "I love you too, Anon. Now go on and have some fun."
"I will, tell mom I love her!"
>"I'll make sure she knows, talk to you later."
>You put the phone back in your pocket and wrapped an arm around Pinkie.
>She rested her head on your shoulder and you gave her a little squeeze.
>No words needed to be said in that moment.
>The two of you were happy.
>>25298253
>You arrived back at the apartment.
>You decided to start calling it an apartment house instead.
>Adagio didn't skimp out on expenses.
>Everyone had decided a pizza party was in order.
>You all chipped in to buy four boxes of pizza.
>Scamming shitty landlords with magic is one thing.
>You had to give the delivery boys and girls due respect though.
>You personally gave the pizza guy a tip before he left.
>Everyone was having fun it seemed.
>Rarity was helping Fluttershy eat the vegan pizza she ordered.
>It seemed a bit weird to you, but Fluttershy just enjoyed vegetables.
>AJ and Dash were sharing a pizza together.
>You caught them eating a slice together a couple of times.
>You decided not to snicker, fearing for your safety if you had.
>They were kinda cute together, in a way only two tomboys can be.
>Sunset was hanging out with the Dazzlings and having a blast telling stories.
>You were relaxing with Pinkie Pie and making cheesy jokes about pizza.
"You're a real pizza work, y'know that Pinks?"
>She giggled, "Oh you, peppering me with compliments!"
>Maud sat next to the two of you and smiled.
>"I'm glad Pinkie is having fun."
"You can speak up and laugh too, y'know?"
>"In case you haven't noticed, I express myself differently than my sister does."
>She gave you and Pinkie a quick hug.
>"I can assure you that I am overjoyed the two of you are finally together."
>Eventually all the pizza was gone and you were all ready to hit the hay.
>AJ carried a tired Dash back to their room.
>Rarity insisted on Fluttershy taking her room for the night and took the couch.
>The Dazzlings took Sunset to add to their cuddle pile.
>You helped Pinkie back to your room and Maud laid down on the floor.
"You can join us if you want."
>"No thanks, you two can have the bed to yourselves."
>You gave her one of the pillows for comfort.
>"... Thank you."
>You cuddled up to Pinkie and went to sleep.
>>25298264
>A week had passed and you all had a very comfy position.
>You were able to feed on the students of Canterlot High without opposition.
>You were all walking to school and chatting when the statue started glowing.
"Uh, Sunset did you call Twi back?"
>"No, she's way too busy for me to bug her like that."
>Twilight was flung out of the portal.
>"Too... strong... sorry guys..."
>She fainted and a group of familiar faces piled out of the statue.
>Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash...
>Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna even.
"You were beaten by your friends and some school administrators?"
>Celestia and Luna looked none too pleased at that remark.
>The Vice Principal spoke up, "Bite thy tongue, evildoer!"
>You rolled your eyes.
"It's the twenty-first century, Luna."
>Celestia sighed, "We're princesses where we come from."
>You smirked.
"Well then, princess, you can take your royal asses back to your own dimension."
>"I was afraid you'd say that. Is there nothing we can do to change your mind?"
"Listen, nobody is going to touch my Pinkie Pie while I'm around."
>"Yeah! You better not hurt Nonny either!"
>The other Pinkie looked confused.
>"Uh, who are you?"
>"Duh! I'm you, silly!"
>"Nonono, I mean who is he?"
"The name is Anonymous, and you must be the other Pinkie."
>"Well, yeah..."
"Do your friends treat you like dead weight as well?"
>"What? No, my friends love having me around! Right guys?"
>They were all quick to jump to her defense.
>You laughed.
"That's more than the Pinkie of this world could've said before I helped her friends."
>You shrugged.
"Though, I guess her sister still loved her."
>"What did you do to her Maud?!"
>The other AJ and Dash had to restrain their Pinkie.
"Let her join our little club, of course."
>The statue was still glowing.
>>25298276
>"Regardless, you know we cannot allow this madness to continue, correct?"
>Celestia's tone was starting to grate on you a little bit.
"It's not about what you want, you don't have a say in the matter."
>If she was going to be arrogant, so were you.
>"I know you are simply trying to upset me, but I would advise against that."
"Personally, I'd advise against messing with my friends."
>"Why are you so upset at me?"
"You had your little lackey banish the Dazzlings to this realm, for starters."
>"It was... necessary. They couldn't be allowed to wreak any more havoc."
"Whatever, so where's my counterpart? Too scared of facing himself?"
>She looked troubled, "I don't know how to put this... but, you don't exist in our world."
"That's not how these parallel dimension things work."
>"Perhaps you passed away before I could meet you, it matters not."
"You talk like you've been around a while, aren't you like thirty-four or thirty-five?"
>"A thousand and thirty-five maybe, I tend to go by centuries now."
>Shit, maybe you were in over your head.
"For the first time in a while, I felt like I had a clear goal in front of me."
>Pinkie gave you a hug.
"I have friends I know I can count on now..."
>You laughed.
"I'm not going to let you take all of this away, you're not going to harm them."
>The other girls were getting antsy, and their Dash spoke up.
>"Come on, what are we waiting for?! Let's kick his butt!"
>She tripped over herself.
"Not used to legs?"
>She gritted her teeth, "Not... two of them, no."
"Shame, that means our Dash won't have as much fun beating you."
>Everybody lined up and stared each other down.
>Adagio and Sunset took Celestia while Aria and Sonata took Luna.
>Pinkie and Maud teamed up on their Pinkie.
>You got to sit back and watch.
>That is, until a tall, slim figure stepped out of the portal.
>Everyone stopped before the fight broke out.
"Holy shit..."
>>25298294
>It was your dad.
>He sighed, "I was afraid it was this timeline..."
"Say, you're my other self's dad right? What happened to him?"
>"I don't have a son, or rather, I do but he's not mine."
>Now you were confused.
"Don't tell me, you're as old as the princesses, right?"
>"I'll have you know that I'm far older than they are."
>Now you were in supremely over your head.
>"I suppose they couldn't talk you out of this, could they?"
"Not a chance."
>"This is a dreadfully boring affair for me."
>He let out a bitter laugh.
>"You can't possibly know how this feels, how could you?"
>He walked up to you and stopped five feet short.
>"I have seen it all. I have met nearly every version of myself."
"Where are you going with this?"
>"I have gotten complacent, knowing that these ponies would solve everything."
>He grinned, "I figured I didn't have to bother trying. I got lazy."
"I feel bad for you, but what's the point here?"
>He sighed, "This is what happens when people such as myself take breaks."
>He looked around at the scenery.
>"It's a beautiful day out, isn't it?"
>You were getting a little uneasy.
>"The sun is shining, birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
>He chuckled and closed his eyes, "On days like these, kids like you..."
>He suddenly opened them back up and turned them yellow and red.
>"Should be rotting in Tartarus."
>He snapped his fingers and suddenly a giant candy cane smacked you.
>While you were reeling from the hit he snapped his fingers a few more times.
>You never thought you would dodge deadly licorice, jawbreakers and peppermint.
>Finally, you stood in front of him, smirking.
>Everyone else had started fighting.
>"Well then, let's begin shall we?"
This story has 2 or 3 more dumps left in it. I'll catch you guys later.
Does anyone remember who drew this?
>>25297174
It's not that we're dead so much as that nobody's posted something that merits a response from others.
>>25294367
Thanks for this one bruh. Saved.
Just came back from eating 345,323,425 boxes of pizza
>>25299421
I think it was Knigit
>>25299421
That was the rooski drawfriend from way back when
>>25300428
poof
>>25301636
>that hair swish
unf
>>25300428
Oh, I remember that guy. He called me a blogposting faggot and then drew pic related because he liked my idea.
He was a wakeup call but I'll probably tell him to spin on it anyway if I see him again just for the heck of it.
I didn't know he was a rahkshi.
>>25294758
As an agoraphobic and a friendless loser, I beg to differ. This here ain't a party. But I'll spend my burfday with you mates anyway.
>>25302016
>calling russians rahkshis
k.e.k., hadn't heard that one before
>>25302206
See, he called the ruski rooski. Rahkshi isn't much different.
Btw, I've extracted Takanuva from the MoL game. I've been thinking about recreating this reaction pic in 3D, though he needs some work first. Makuta, on the other hand, is ready for rigging.
>>25303268
>Claims she fell down stares hiding the fact it was Anon who did this.
>filename.
Also I know this is a pretty bad scenario but that hat is kinda making me laugh right now.
>>25303268
>Anon hitting any of the Dazzles
Sacrilege.
Hey, anon here from a few threads back that was thinking of remixing "Welcome To The Show" to be heaver, longer, and with only the Dazzling's bits. Here's what I've done so far. There's an instrumental version and one with the original song slightly mixed in for and idea of what it'll sound like with vocals. Also, keep in mind it's hardly mixed, and not everything may be included in the final version (whenever that happens). I hope some of you like it.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/8998kp4viwnjsym/AACBuXdwc2kHmIWLLOtXxzK7a?dl=0
>>25303340
Firstly, the music is great, everything from the basslines to the electronics gives the song a much giddier sound, which I personally love already.
The only thing that I think needs changing is the vocals. Just make them a bit louder since they're sorta overwhelmed by the music.
>>25303340
>>25303400
Have to agree. The music sounds great but the voices are too quiet.
>>25303340
Got a vocals only track by chance there?
>>25303289
>>25303293
You guys don't understand at all what it's like to be in a real relationship you fucking autistic virgins.
I'd punch Sonata all the time just because I know she'd put up with it.
Because she's a dumb character from a kids show and we're in "love" and characters who are in love like that have to stick together.
>>25303811
I personally don't give 2 slices of a shit about being in a real relationship since I'm pretty comfortable alone.
Also, is this b8?
>>25303811
Tsk, tsk. Sure most western women need to have their asses handed to them for one reason or another, but doing it just because you can is a dumb reason to do anything unless you're Weird Al.
>>25303400
>>25303424
>>25303466
Thanks, but vocals are going to be the biggest challenge. Unfortunately, unless I want it to sound like a bad brony remix, properly mixing this song will need isolated vocal tracks, and extracting them through audio wizardly is impossible. This is one of the reasons why there aren't as many remixes (and there are varying results with the ones that do exist. This is not an easy song to work with). So, I'll need to recruit some girls to sing all the vocal parts. Light changes in the melodies and additional lyrics will need to be written as well. I have some people in mind, but if any of you know anyone that'd work, please tell me.
>>25303954
>but doing it just because you can is a dumb reason to do anything unless you're Weird Al.
>>25289932
whatever happend to this game? did it got finished?
>>25304661
That's too bad that it's so complicated/difficult. It does really sound great as is for the non-vocal version and outside the quietness it sounds fantastic either way.
I like a quieter vocal sometimes. Gives it a haunting sort of sound.
>>25303821
>>25303954
>>25304065
Oh check out the fucking white knight kucks defending their stupid waifu.
It's not like she has fucking feelings or anything, she's a fictional character for crying out loud.
Why are you all just a bunch of pathetic losers huh?
Sonata is stupid, it's in her character, a character like that is meant to be abused.
It's my fetish to take advantage of weak stupid people. Especially girls. It gets my dick harder than a skyscraper. I want to see that look of anguish on her stupid little face, I want to have her put up with my bullshit out of some misguided notion of love.
You're fucking stupid like she is if you can't see the beauty in that.
>>25305181
Okay guy you can tone down the Edge a little, we all think you're cool. Nobody's judgin ya.
>>25305181
Would you say you enjoy being...Dominant?
>>25305343
>Its edgy to like something violent.
No it isn't. Fuck off with you're "ow le edge meeem XDD"
Abusing Sonata for my own amusement is my fetish.
Do you know how often I think about causing her physical and emotional anguish? How many times I've burned her pained face into my minds eye? How many times I've cum to that thought of having complete control over her?
As far as cool goes, you're on a fucking horse board you're probably not much cooler, so why don't you suck a dick you fucking gaylord?
>>25305382
I'll be honest, I would actually LOVE to suck a dick right now.That's an offer ;)
>>25305382
Not that guy, but you were at least believable before.
Nice attempt at b8 tho. I give it a Taco/10.
>>25305392
Faggot. I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near your faggy lips.
>>25305403
Oh boy he's expressing his opinions so he must be baiting!
Wow, shit you're fucking dumb.
>>25305413
>"I-I'll call him names! That'll show him!"
Yeah. No.
>>25305432
God I'd love to smack her.
It'd be better if she wasn't expecting it, like if she were just sitting in her chair or something minding her own business.
Then all of a sudden I smack her.
That puzzled look of confusion and fear.
It compels her to ask, "why"
And it's all just so simple, because I want to. Because I like the feeling of hurting someone for my own pleasure.
>>25305446
Why don't you go and fap to those thoughts?
It's quite apparent that you're very...dominant.
>>25305454
I will. Rubbing one off beats talking to you fags anyway.
Later losers.
>>25305371
I don't know. Is he?
>>25305467
>>25305084
It's just that the vocals play such a big role; without them, the song can't reach it's full potential. I'll have to hope that it sounds good enough for cold-call requests.
>>25305467
>I regularly discuss my little pony with strangers on the internet
>I repeatedly insist that I'm "dominant" and boast about how hardcore and violent my sexual fantasies are as if that means anything
If you're so much better than us, why are you talking to us at all? Are you really sure that you don't have another reason for acting this way?bit/10 would bite again
>>25289948
godsend
Postin sketch of Aria part in MLS submission.
Pls no leak. I'm not supposed to leak these haha.
>>25305810
This is Adagio. No Sonata yet. They'll all be together in the final image
>>25305820
Thanks, fig
>>25305810
>>25305820
Very nice. Looking forward to Sonaynay.
I bet this >>25305446 faggot is too. He's very dominant over Sonata you see.
>>25305467
>>25307070
Dornan is the best Sarge.
>>25307070
I have no idea what you're trying to say
>>25307289
Mate leaked pics while saying that he shouldn't. He's starting to become recognized but he's not building himself a good image.
>>25307339
Well, it's not really that big of a deal considering all we're actually doing is just volunteer work. The book's actually for Valentines but there's bits for Christmas included. I chose to make mine Christmas themed because the Christmas pics will be freely released to the public.
Also, Sonata sketch
When put together
>>25307424
Thanks dazzle santa
>>25307392
If you say so.
I mistook Sonata for an easter bunny there for a moment.
>>25307245
I know, right? He is among the most memorable characters in the whole franchise. You've got to admire the effort and thought the stereotypical american drill instructors put in their lines. Ours are just angry and screamy.
I'd vocaroo my rant for extra fun if I were alone.
>>25307392
Ah so its like last years Christmas theme with Halloween freebies.
Who would be the best mommy for tiny Dazzle children?
Babby fishies
