>"By all means, Anonymous, enjoy yourself. It IS a party. I'll just be keeping an eye on your... behavior. My sister is here, after all."
Troubling that she thinks I'm a pedophile
Great! Especially since I brought all this beer and condoms.
My feet hurt
>>25222222
Wasted get
>>25222222
>>25222222
WITNESSED
>>25222222
I don't actually plan on looking in this thread. I'm just here to check those digits.
>>25222222
Partying too hard with those numbers anon.
>>25222222
WITNESSED!
>>25222222
>>25222222
witnessed get
mediocre response
>>25222222
Well, there goes the thread.
>>25222238
Well if I had known I'd say Sunset is best Human
>>25222222
>>25222244
>>25222288
>>25222313
All is forgiven.
>>25222222
CHEEEEEECKED
>>25222222
check'd
>>25222222
![8333833]31293.png](https://i.imgur.com/Z1gTcds.png "8333833]31293.png")
>"Gets? What in the world is that? ...Are you mocking me, Anonymous? Well, mock all you want. It only serves to prove that you are not mature enough to be trusted alone in a room full of girls!"
>>25222288
your damned right blood bag
>>25222222
Well you can't just lie with a get like that
>>25222195
Does her hair still smell really clean?
>>25222455
Only one way to find out.
>>25222222
Those get confirmed that anon want to go balls deep with Sweetie belle
>>25222488
More?
>>25222222
>>25222576
here the whole comic
http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=after_classes
>>25222744
>PoniBooru
>>25222784
Derpibooru don't allow lolicon
SERIOUSLY!
Another Gets/Check Digits thread on MLP!
We are VALHALLA!
>>25222488
Good taste
>>25223304
AHHHHHHHH
>>25222222
>>25222232
kekked
>>25222195
>>25222455
>>25222744
>>25224249
>she's lying, I'm eighteen
Kek'd
Those numbers inspired me to save you.
>>25222446
>that shining pointer finger
Please tell me [s4s] makes this their new team anthem.
>>25227022 (Dubs)
That would be a fitting anthem for 2nd best board
>>25222784
They have less morals than derpi. You deserve that fedora.
>>25225574
Rarity is blocking her cock, of course she'll lie!
>>25222222
>>25222232
>>25224249
perfect
>>25222195
>Get Rarity drunk
>She agrees to get Sweetie drunk
>Problems solved
>>25222222
>>25222222
HEX!
ITS A HEX!!
EVERYBODY PRAISE THE HEX!
>>25222195
Ok, can I give you a sensual foot massage?
>>25229465
>rara's feet
>>25229489
Rara and Flutters would have the nicest feet.
>>25229511
Fluttershy would smell of Lavender and/or Roses, because Fluttershy looks to smell calm and nice like Roses and Lavender.
Rarity would smell like Lilac.
>>25224249
My sides didn't have to hurt like this
>>25229553
Aww that's too bad, fluttershy pratically lives with animals, she probably smells like them too.
>>25229511
That's a neat headcanonbut I actually like to think Rarity and Dash have the nicest feet.
>>25229793
>implying that she couldn't be very very hygienic, and smell fantastic.
>>25229813
Have you all seen her bathroom?Fluttershy smells fine.
>>25229826
>>25229813 here that's what I was saying
>>25229826
you see that steam?
that's the steam of a very nice smelling clean pony.
and a qt in that towel.
>>25229455
>>25222195
Aye aye, element of buzz kills.
>>25224249
Is the anon who wrote this greentext here? If so, please continue the story and use a tripcode.
I really like this story.
>>25224249
is there more of this?
>>25231160
It was fine as it was. No need to drag something out.
>>25231875
No it wasn't. Are you blind? If anything, it was left in a hangover. It needs to continue.please? ;_;
>>25231917
Wrong tree sorry. I just think it's fine as it is.
>>25222744
muh dick
>>25231986
Are you the OP of the greentext?
>>25231917
The joke is closed on the little green, if you want another wish Sweetie tryin to be awrkwardly sexy around anon and making him drunk while Rarity thinks its all his fault while its a cooperative play, go write it yerself.
>>25232304
No.
>>25231160
Hey, I'm the guy who wrote that post. I'm glad that you liked it, but I don't think I would be able to do much with a continuation. (especially since I'm working on other greens right now)
If anyone is interested in expanding it into a longer green, feel free. I'd love to read it.
>>25232563
Nah its cool, I think it is good as it is.
>>25232586
No it isn't. Someone continue this anon's story please.
>>25224249
>>25232563
I like it being a single post that ends right after the reveal, but a different green could borrow the scenario (sweetie lusting after anon who is being harassed by rarity) and do its own thing with it
For delicious lewd results
>>25232826
Sheesh anon, why you want a history about anon and a twelve years old, shenanigans?
>>25222265
>>25222278
>>25222283
>>25222323
Of course Mad Floppers are ponycucks.
>>25232975
and? what's wrong with that?
>>25232957
It's just an interesting story to read. That's all.
>>25233111
trips!
>>25233111
Shenanigans them. At least it isnt because you want young sweetie in you lap. It seems this board is filling with lolicon these days.
>>25233174
maybe because of the Japanese FiM?
>>25222222
>>25233239
I dont think so, but it has been a explosion of underage histories these days.
>>25233304
hrmm.
Haven't really noticed.
>>25222222
Witnessed
>>25234664
>Lego landers
>>25224249
>"Hi, sir!"
>you cringe
>"H-Hey sir...I'd like to introduce you to my friends."
>she grabs your hand
"I, uh, s-sorry, I'm sort of..."
>she drags you along as you trail off
>Rarity is staring daggers at you
"Look, Sweetie Belle, I am REALLY sorry about-"
>"It's okay, sir!"
"No. No, it's not. It's not okay. Not at all."
>"Does my hair smell good, sir?"
"Oh God..."
>"I took a really long, hot bath. I cleaned myself all over."
>you wince at her attempt at a seductive voice
>"Like...I cleaned my...thing."
"Jesus Christ, Sweetie!"
>"It's really clean."
>you look back at Rarity
>she says something to Applejack and points at you
>Applejack looks at you and shakes her head in disapproval
"Hey, Sweetie Belle, I think your sister wants to-"
>"APPLE BLOOM! SCOOTALOO! MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND!"
>>25229804
Dash? You kiddin'? They'd be awful. Also, Scoot feet while on the topic.
>>25235308
heh. I'm interested. continue.
>>25235308
keep going
>>25235308
OMG YES!! CONTINUE PLEASE!!
>>25235308
Anon's gonna get beaten up, I know it.
>>25235308
OH BOY! DIS GUN BE GUD!
bump for shenanigans.
>>25235308
bumping for anon to continue the story.
>>25237158
Need story.
double bump
![[rarijack intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B0YkIaG.jpg "[rarijack intensifies].jpg")
>>25235308
>"Applejack, dahling--"
"Sigh... what is it now, Raridee?"
>"How come you neverclean your thingfor me?"
"Celestia's cellulites, sugarcube. What the hay's gotten into you?"
>"Hmph. Not you, apparently."
>>25235308
>"Uh, ain't he a little old?"
>goddamnit
>"Did you do it yet?"
>goddamnit
>you look back
>Rainbow Dash giving you a disgusted look as Rarity points in your direction
>goddamnit
>"No, but he touched me...down there..."
>they giggle
>goddamnit
"Oh, hey, your sister's waving me over...HEY, RARITY!"
>you wave to Rarity
>she just crosses her arms
"I think she needs me for something, girls! I better-"
>"Forget Rarity, sir. She's a..."
>Sweetie Belle's voice drops to a whisper
>"Bitch!"
"T-This...this is important, I better just go-"
>"Wait here, sir. I'll get us some refreshments."
>Sweetie Belle runs off
>Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are looking at you with huge grins
>"Did ya stick in her mouth?"
"No!"
>"Did you play with her butt?"
"Jesus, Scootaloo! No! I...I was drunk! I thought she was, I dunno, short or something! Like midgets and shit!"
>"Here you go, sir!"
>Sweetie Belle holds out a drink in a plastic cup
>>25237511
>>"Forget Rarity, sir. She's a..."
>>Sweetie Belle's voice drops to a whisper
>>"Bitch!"
Shit, this is good! Keep it up, please!Do you have any other stories I can check out? I'mloving your sense of humor.
>>25237511
"Sweetie...is that an age-approriate drink?"
>she just smiles
>you cautiously take the cup
"Oh, it's just punch. You had me worried."
>you take a sip
>this is not an age-approriate drink
"Sweetie, someone spiked the punch. Don't-"
>Sweetie's chugging her drink
"Sweetie! Don't drink that!"
>you want to grab Sweetie and make her stop drinking but you don't Rarity to think you're trying anything
"S-S-Stop that!"
>you wag finger at her
"Y-You shouldn't do that! You're too young!"
>"I'm eighteen."
"No, you're not! Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, can you-"
>Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are gone
"Oh, hey, your friends are gone! Maybe you should go look for them!
>"Or, uh, maybe we go up to my room, sir?"
"B-But the party's down here. You don't want to miss the party, right?"
>"Well...there's...there's a party...in my thing."
"Sweetie, I really think we'd both be happier if we-"
>"MAKE ME A WOMAN!"
"NO!"
>"I'M EIGHTEEN!"
>Sweetie steals your drink and starting chugging it down
"Fuck! Shit! Goddamn son of a bitch!"
>you here a gasp
>Twilight is standing right next to you
"Twilight, can you help me out here? The punch is spiked, and-"
>"Not only are you using foul language in front of Sweetie Belle, but you're just standing there and letting her drink spiked punch?"
>Twilight swipes the now empty cup from Sweetie's hands
>"I'm telling Rarity about this."
>"Rarity's a BITCH, right, sir?"
>she's already getting drunk
>"Rarity's a BITCH and...and she likes sucking on boy's THINGS!"
>Twilight storms away
>"Tell her...hey! Hey, Twilight! tell to her quit sucking on so many things!"
>god fucking damnit
>>25237744
I am monitoring this thread. Keep the story alive!
>>25237511
>"Jesus, Scootaloo! No! I...I was drunk! I thought she was, I dunno, short or something! Like midgets and shit!"
my fucking sides
>>25233174
>nobody responded calling this one out on being a fucking faggot
>>25237744
>>25237511
>>25235308
absolutely glorious Anon, more?
>>25237744
>Sweetie Belle is tugging on your arm
>"Come on, sir! Let's go to my room! To infinity and...stuff!"
>you notice people dancing
>you get an idea
"H-Hey! Let's dance first! Want to dance with your boyfriend?"
>"Yeah, let's dance! And then, uh, then...we become women."
"And then we become women, yes."
>you think she's just going to tire herself out and she'll fall asleep when she take you to her room
>what actually happens is she rubs her ass against you
>"I'm eighteen!"
"Yeah...you're eighteen..."
>"She's not eighteen."
>Fluttershy was apparently within earshot
>"She's twelve, Anon."
"I know."
>"Oh my..."
"Okay, see, the punch was spiked-"
>"Please don't act on your urges."
"WHAT?!"
>"I understand that you can't control what you feel..."
"No! No, no, no! There's nothing to control! I don't want to bang Sweetie Belle!"
>Fluttershy looks down at Sweetie Belle, who now humping your leg
"I kind of hit on her at that last party- OH, GODDAMNIT!"
>"You aren't grooming her, are you?"
"I am not fucking grooming anyone, Fluttershy!"
>"Sir thinks I smell really clean!"
>Fluttershy holds your hand and spends the next few minutes talking about safe ways to satisfy your non-existent urges as Sweetie Belle grinds against you
>>25238097
my sides are gone
GONE
>>25238097
>"And then we become women, yes."
>>25238097
I fucking love this story.
>>25238097
please tell me you have a pastebin. I fucking love your humor.
>>25238097
we're gonna bang her though right?
right? i have this thing to take care of here
>>25222222
This story is so cringey.
>>25238992
autism speaks
>>25239008
Well, yeah. The fact Anon just stutters and makes the situation worse instead of just walking away is pretty autistic.
>>25238097
Liking this
>>25239012
It takes a brave man to walk away from a bad situation (or one who doesn't care). Anon is a teenager.
>>25238992
>>25238992
that's the point.
>>25222222
BEHOLD
>>25235308
>"APPLE BLOOM! SCOOTALOO! MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND!"
O!
>>25237511
>"Did ya stick in her mouth?"
>"No!"
>"Did you play with her butt?"
Aaa?!
>>25237744
>"MAKE ME A WOMAN!"
>"NO!"
>"I'M EIGHTEEN!"
AAA!
>"Rarity's a BITCH and...and she likes sucking on boy's THINGS!"
>Twilight storms away
>"Tell her...hey! Hey, Twilight! tell to her quit sucking on so many things!"
AHAHAHAA
>>25238097
>"Yeah, let's dance! And then, uh, then...we become women."
>"And then we become women, yes."
All of my keks are spent for this.
>Fluttershy holds your hand and spends the next few minutes talking about safe ways to satisfy your non-existent urges as Sweetie Belle grinds against you
You're fuckingly good.
MOAR
>>25239982
I'm honestly crying I'm laughing so hard.
My sides to you, good sir.
>>25238097
oh goodness
its hilarious but that fluttershy is adorable
>>25240350
is there ever a moment when she's NOT adorable?
>>25240366
checked
and not a single moment, ever.
>>25222195
sorry about your thread, OP
I'm sure it would have been fun
>>25235308
"Oh God, I'm gonna die"
>>25238097
Hah, I want to hear Fluttershy's explanation for how Anon and Sweetie Belle can satisfy their urges appropriately.
>>25241953
By having lots and lots of phone sex. that way, no one gets pregnant, or defiled.
>>25235308
>>25237511
>>25237744
>>25238097
Has someone with better skills than I screen capped these?
>>25238097
So . . . you gonna carry on?
![John-Travolta-pulp-fiction-8899823-307-369[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gwnpmb1.jpg "John-Travolta-pulp-fiction-8899823-307-369[1].jpg")
>>25241762
>>25243197
No.
>>25243317
Troll. There'll be more.
>>25244960
I'll wait with you guys
>>25239982
Hey Fapman you forgot your trip
>>25244960
>le troll XDDDD
faggot.
>>25245461
the word 'le' wasn't used at all in his post.
nor was the emoticon 'XD'
it was true, he was not the writer of the story.
but he was stating the obvious, something that only an idiot wouldn't know.
so he is a faggot for being captain obvious.
>>25245553
Yep. And you're a faggot for being such a sperg holy shit.
>>25245576
That I am.
but at least you know how to call out faggotry better.
Fuck you rarity just because when I drink I get out of control doesn't mean you have to babysit me.
I can down a bottle of everclear before I start hallucinating.
>>25246000
>hours later Anon is smashed talking to a plant.
>he knows it's a plant, but he thinks it's reactions are funny.
>the printer dings
>the then proceeds to hand out printed copies of mein kampf to everyone at the party.
>rarity has to hold him down till he falls asleep.
"But wrrrawity i cant sheep with of a orgaysam"
>proceeds to try and jack off at the party.
>realizes hes in the main room so he rolls to a side room.
>can't get the belt off.
>rarity and sweetie are watching in pity.
>>25233174
>these days
Get out. Get the fuck out! I don't care where you go, as long as it isn't here!
>>25246084
why so mad at anon fam?
>>25245181
Please for the love of god don't remind him.
>>25222195
>Be Anon
>Get all dressed up for some swanky party that Pinkie is throwing
>Arrive a little late, you don't want to be the first person there
>You are in luck, you can see the party is already beginning to form from outside
>Dodged that bullet
>Walk in the doors and start looking around, when suddenly you are yanked to the side
"Woah, hey! This is a fresh suit-"
>"It looks tacky and cheap." Rarity says pointedly
"Well, still, that doesn't give you the right to just yank me around. Unless, you're into that."
>She recoils in visible disgust
>"Eww. What is wrong with you?"
>You don't know what to say to that.
>"Anyways, what are you doing here?" She inquired harshly.
"Pinkie invited me"
>You hold out the heavily folded piece of paper.
>She snatches it away from you and quickly verifies it
>"Whatever." She mumbles and hands the paper back, "just watch yourself. I have my eyes on you."
"Thanks, but I don't think we're compatible..."
>"Gross! No, my kid sister and her friends are here. Given the disgusting things you've pulled, I'm going to make sure you watch your step. So, have fun, it's a party. But touch a hair on my sister's head or her friends' and... well, I'm not quite sure what I will do."
"But I did-"
>You start to protest, but she's already left
>Probably to go discuss your presence with her friends
>You did nothing wrong!
>The time you walked in on Sweetie Belle showering was because Scootaloo said the bathroom was free.
>That time that Rarity found Sweetie Belle's training bra in your bag, you have no idea how that go there
>The time you woke up in Sweetie's bed, you distinctly remember getting very drunk at Rarity's house party and Sweetie let you crash there
>You have no idea why she was cuddling you
>or why she was naked
>or why you were naked
>You are a victim of circumstantial evidence
>>25246470
Good post. Have a gif.
>>25238097
>>25246470
Continue plshandsomes~
>>25238097
>fluttershy holds your hand
Man, that's way to sexual
>>25241708
damn, how did you foresee the frogs?
>>25246774
>Man, that's way too sexual
fucking casul where the hell do you think you are?
>>25246470
>Suddenly!
>You are already sick of this
>There is another pull on your arm
>You look down to see a green-eyed girl clinging to your arm
>"Hello, Nonny!"
"He-Hey, Sweetie. How are you?"
>You say as you delicately extricate your arm from her grasp
>"So, much better since you got here. It's been soooo boring!"
"Oh? Aren't your friends here?"
>"Yeah, but they ran off somewhere. I can't find them."
"Do you want me to help you look for them?"
>You may have well turned water into wine because she goes over the damn moon
>"You mean it!? Yay! Let's go! Let's go!"
>She's pulling on your arm and you're getting a little worried about your suit
>Sweetie begins by searching underneath the food tables for her friends
>You watch as she fruitlessly searched
>She was gonna get her dress dirty getting on her hands and knees like that.
>Then you waited as she checked the bathrooms, even though she said it was fine for you to go in too
>You had to put your foot down.
>After about a minute she came back out
>She sighed heavily
“Aww, don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll turn up sooner or later.”
>”Yeah, it’s just they were the only people I really know at this party.”
>This seemed to be mostly her sister’s pack of friends.
>It wouldn’t really be that fun for Sweetie.
>You were kind of hoping you could talk to one of the girls here, but that didn’t seem like it was going to happen.
>Not the worst thing in the world, Rarity had probably already ruined any chance of that with her BASELESS accusations.
>You might as well hang out with Sweetie Belle, she was pretty cool for a kid, and it pissed off Rarity, which was a plus right now.
>Sweetie Belle left and got you both some snacks; little cheeses, crackers, shrimp, you know that kind of stuff
>You happily ate it and asked her about how school was
>All she wanted to talk about was her birthday that was coming up, number 14
>Eh, kids, they always want to prove how grown-up they are, when they should enjoy being young
>>25222195
M'Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>25247076
>You were about to suggest giving it another go to find her friends when her phone goes off
>She looks at it quickly before grabbing you again
>Sweetie Bell leads you out to the backroom and then up a staircase, all without letting go of your sleeve
>This seems like an odd way to look for her friends, you think to yourself
>Sweetie then comes to a door that exclaims "Employees Only"
>She slowly opens it, peers out before throwing the door open and you both walk out into the crisp autumn air
>It’s a terrace on top of the venue, it probably was used at some point but is now a smoking/break area for the staff
“Do you think your friends are up here?”
>She stops for a second before answering
>”Maybe, I think I heard Scootaloo saying how cool it was up here. Rainbow Dash told her about it.”
“Ah, good idea!”
>She giggles and goes back to clinging to your arm
>”Isn’t it beautiful out?”
“Yeah, it’s almost a shame to be cooped up in there, now that I think about it.”
>”It’s a little cold though…”
“Oh, you’re right. Here.”
>You removed her grip so you could take off your suit jacket and handed it to her
>She takes it and wraps it around her shoulders, she seems a little disappointed though
>Probably because her friends aren’t up here…
“Maybe they’re downstairs.”
>A whistle rang out from the alleyway
>”Hey!”
>What was that?
>”We’re up here!” Sweetie Belle yelled over the railing.
>”Alright, we’ll be up in no time flat!”
“Wait, what’s going on here?”
>”I dunno…” Sweetie Belle says sheepishly as she kicks dirt with her shoes, little 3” heels. “We just wanted to hang out.”
>Oh, good. You’re glad that you don’t have to go find them now, you can keep enjoying the view.
“Okay, that’s fine.”
>Rarity’s warning earlier seems miles away, besides as long as you kept your wits about you, what could go wrong?
>”I got alcohol!” Scootaloo shouts as she bursts on to the roof.
>Oh.
>>25247076
I request shenanigans with rarity thinking something's up but then it turns out they were doing harmless shit like monopoly.
bonus points if rares blows a fuse by the end.
polite sage
>>25247123
oh snap, it's happening.
>>25247147
no kill urself
>>25247229
>being this much of a faggit
Don't you 404 on me yet
Come on write faster damnit, also bump
>>25238097
>Fluttershy leaves
>is likely going to tell everyone you're a pedophile
>"S-Sir...I don't feel so good..."
>Sweetie Belle's head is at crotch level
"Get to the ba-"
>Sweetie Belle throws up
>on your crotch
>"S-Sorry, sir."
"It's okay. Maybe you should go-"
>she takes your hand and leads you into the bathroom
"Do...do you need help cleaning up?"
>she wets a washcloth and starts rubbing your crotch in a completely non-sexual sort of way
"That's okay! I can-"
>you hear the door opening
"SHE THREW UP ON ME!"
>"Hey, Sweetie's boyfriend!"
>it's Apple Bloom
>she's drinking spiked punch
>"Don't tell my sister this, but...what flavor is this?"
"It's alcohol."
>"I think I like alcohol more than apples!"
"You shouldn't be drinking that."
>"Ah, y'all are just like my sister! Your an APPLE NAZI!"
"I mean-"
>Apple Bloom does Nazi salute
>"HAIL THE APPLE DICTATOR! CAN'T LIKE NO OTHER FRUIT THIS HERE HOUSEHOLD!"
"Alcohol isn't a fruit, Apple Bloom!"
>"JUST LIKE PEARS, RIGHT?!"
"And where's Scootaloo?"
>"CHECK OUT MY TITS!"
>Scootaloo jumps out and sticks out her chest
>she's stuck balloons up her shirt
>"HEY! HEY! LOOK AT MY TITS!"
>she's screaming loud enough that people nearby can hear
>people can see Sweetie Belle still wiping you off
>someone takes out there phone and presumably starts calling the police
"I'M CLEAN, SWEETIE! I'M CLEAN!"
>"I'm really clean!"
"Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, can you help me get..."
>Apple Bloom is too busy going on her "Apple Nazi" rant
>Scootaloo is too busy showing off her boobloons
>you pick up Sweetie Belle and leave the bathroom
>you look at Rarity
>she looks livid
"I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER UP TO HER ROOM. I'M NOT GOING TO MOLEST HER."
>the music suddenly stops
>everyone goes quiet
>there's an uncomfortable silence as you carry Sweetie Belle back to her room
>>25247366
>JUST LIKE PEARS, RIGHT?!
>HEY! HEY! LOOK AT MY TITS!
>>25247366
oh my fucking god i'm dying
>>25247076
>>You may have well turned water into wine because she goes over the damn moon
Smooth as fucking ice anon, you are one slick fella. I like your style. For the sake every man on earth please keep writing all your life
>>25247366
>"I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER UP TO HER ROOM. I'M NOT GOING TO MOLEST HER."
So much kek.
>>25247366
God damn this shit is fucking amazing.
>>25235353
she spends 99% of the time jumping on clouds and flying.
>>25247366
>"Alcohol isn't a fruit, Apple Bloom!"
>>"JUST LIKE PEARS, RIGHT?!"
my sides
>12
>in high school
you couldn't have gone with 15?
>>25247666
maybe she started early? her birthday is late?
>>25247666
>666
Evil Trips!
also, they could have one of those combined schools...like 6-12 is one school.
>>25247700
American school system has 13 grades, K-12, starting generally at age 5 and ending roughly at age 18. A child who was 12 would be in 6th grade, middle school. High school is 9-12.
Do not molest innocent little sweetie belle, you perverts
>>25247712
I literally grew up in the boonies and I've never heard of such a thing.
>Carlos is pony wiafu
>wat do?
>>25247752
They exist.
not much anymore though.
>>25247750
"molest" comes from the Latin "molestare", and literally means "to bother".
She ain't the one gettin' molested, chump.
>>25222222
>>25247831
I dunno Anon the sweetie in this story is pretty hot and bothered.
>>25247366
>you dump Sweetie Belle on her bed
>you think about what your new name should be when you leave town to start a new life
>you notice the door knob isn't turning
>"My door knob needs to be fixed, so don't close the door all the way."
>the door won't open
>"But, um, h-hey, while you're hear, why don't we...do it?"
>the door still won't open
>"Yeah, I'm...I'm really good at doing it. I got a bunch of ribbons for doing it...in doing it contests."
>she points to a collection of ribbons on the wall that have nothing to do with excellence in having sexual intercourse
>"And, um, my boobiess are going to come in any second now."
>you immediately turn back around when she starts taking off her dress
>"See? I have a training bra. But, like, it's a really big training bra."
>you don't look at her "really big" training bra
>"Yeah, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are always like 'Sweetie Belle, we're so jealous of your boobies and really clean smell! You must have a million boyfriends!'"
"S-Sweetie Belle..."
>"Yes, sir?"
"Could you put your dress back on?"
>"Okay."
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>"ANON! WHAT'S GOING IN THERE?!"
>it's Rarity
>she doesn't sound entirely convinced by your announcement that you aren't going to molest her little sister
"The door knob's broken, but don't worry! We're both fully cl- OH GOD!"
>Sweetie Belle is not fully clothed
"You said you were going to put your dress on!"
>"I lost it."
>you see her dress peeking out from under her bed
>you also see she's sitting there in her underwear
>"So...make your self comfortable, sir."
>"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE?!"
"NOTHING! EVERYTHING'S FINE! WE'RE ALL WEARING CLOTHES IN HERE!"
>"No, we're not!"
>Sweetie Belle begins slipping off her panties
"IN FACT, SWEETIE JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!"
>she starts walking over to you with her underwear around her ankles
"I THINK I'LL PUT ON SOME MORE CLOTHES, TOO!"
>you back into a corner as Sweetie Belle slowly approaches you
>"Smell me, sir! I'm really clean!"
>>25248059
And then Anon defenestrated himself.
>>25248090
I think anon probably culminated himself given how awkward he's been so far.
>>25248059
>>"And, um, my boobiess are going to come in any second now."
Oh fuck
>>25248059
i'd like to let you know that i'm actually physically hurting from laughing so hard in real life
well done faggotNEVER STOP WRITING
>>25248108
well duh
pedophile accusations are practically impossible to defend against
id freak the fuck out if i was him too
this is a glorious thread
>>25248059
>"IN FACT, SWEETIE JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!"
Oh fuck. I'm glad someone took up the offer now.
I NEED MOAR OF THIS!!! KEEP WRITING DAMMIT!!!!
>>25248927
Pagu eighto bumpu
>>25246366
Ok: 3
>>25222744
Well that was my first clop, I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not
>>25249588
No, now just accept it as part of who you are.
>>25248059
I'm glad I actually stopped by one of these greentext story threads for once to read this. This story is fucking hilarious gold. You, sir, are an awesome writer. Top fuckin' kek.
>>25248059
Holy shit make a pastebin if you don't already have one
>>25248059
Eagerly awaiting more
>>25246487
Can I have the source of this gif?
For
Academic
Purposes.
Bumparoni
>>25249694
I second this, this is fantastic.
More!
Oh my god, this fucking story is glorious!
Bumperino!
>>25222222
WITNESSED!!!!!
>>25255555
W I T N E S S E D
I
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N
E
S
S
E
D
>>25255555
AGAIN
>>25255555
>>25255555
>>25255555
WITNESSED!
>>25255555
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>25222222
>>25255555
Entirely too many quints.
>>25255555
>>25222222
>>25255555
MOTHER OF GOD
what magic did I accidentally activate when I made this thread? I just wanted more anon, rarity and sweetie green
>>25222222
>>25255555
What is happening?!
>>25256205
I don't know, but its some pretty powerful shit.
>>25222222
>>25255555
>>25222222
>>25255555
>>25255555
Thread picked up
>>25257000
Dem trips don't lie!
>>25255770
>>25257027
On the subject of Gets:
All possible Gets that can be obtained on /mlp/, in increasing rarity, are:
Dubs
Trips
Quads
Quints
Hexs
Septs
Octs
Fun fact: in all of /mlp/'s history, there have only ever been 2 Oct Gets. 11111111 and 22222222.
>>25257541
>Fun fact: in all of /mlp/'s history, there have only ever been 2 Oct Gets. 11111111 and 22222222
nicholascage.png
>>25257541
actually 4chan was down during 11111111, so there's only been 1 oct on /mlp/
>>25257541
>Rarity
heh.
>>25258616
Welp. I know what I'M going for when the newt 'un comes around.
>>25258663
>newt
Next. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, kids.
>>25258672
Newt Gingrich?
I am sad no more greentext has arisen lately. It was good while it lasted.
>>25259674
Have faith anon.
the green will come in time
>>25248059
>"And, um, my boobiess are going to come in any second now."
>>25248059
>"NOTHING! EVERYTHING'S FINE! WE'RE ALL WEARING CLOTHES IN HERE!"
>"No, we're not!"
>Sweetie Belle begins slipping off her panties
>"IN FACT, SWEETIE JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!"
PLATINUM KEK
Bamp
Bump
Writefag needs to keep going. Anon trying to do good, but a drunk Sweetie trying to bang him while Rara wants his balls removed and his head on a pike is pure gold.
>>25255555
>>25262999
Trips of approval
>>25263199
Dubs of approval approval.
What the fuck is happening? We need a writefag to continue this shit.
Bomp
>>25255555
WITNESSED
Page 8 ? Not on my watch
Come on writefag, we want moar !
>>25264609
Ur our hero
>Memories broken
>Truth goes unspoken
>I've even forgotten my name!
WHERE IS THE FUCKING WRITEFAG DAMN IT
>>25248059
I love this, please come back and continue.
Also give us your Pastebin, if you have one. If not, make one.
Bomp
Nobody wants to try to continue? Must be the combination of EqG and anon not wanting to get his dick wet.
Write fags we need you.Also bump
>>25222744
Fuck you m8 thats fukin gross.
I couldn't half fukin comic u chubby wanker
Also bump
Different writefag. I have an idea for a bit of lewd involving Anon, Fluttershy and her misunderstanding about his... preferences, inspired by the above greens, if anyone wants to read that.
>>25268810
Yes.
>>25268810
can't wait
>>25268810
Do the thing.
