Seriously pone porn is so much better when you have one of these things warmed and lubed up rather than your shitty hand.
>>25809109
Because give me money for any of those, you fucking smarthead
>>25809109
>Not using a real horse while imagining that it's your waifu
Why are you so boring, Anon?
>>25809134
Stop being suck a fucking poor fag and save the 60 dollars needed for one
Dont eat out 3 times and bam, or dont buy a new vidya, or whatever
Gotta get your priorities straight
Also get a heating pad to warm it up which you can get for like 15 dollars so I guess its 75, boo hoo
>>25809148
Trying to find horses to fuck is hard man they aren't out in the open during the late fall and winter and its hard finding where they are hidden and then getting into their contained areas
Was gonna try to do it last night but my fucking people I live with wouldnt stop questioning me about where I was going so late at night and I couldnt get the tools I needed without them seeing so I had to postpone it for a bit
>>25809109
I have other ways of disguising my guns
>>25809180
Do not enter, exit only
>>25809175But Anon, it's totally worth it to have fun with them. Trust me.
>>25809496
Yeah I know that
But I cant just teleport behind one and fuck it
Theres a fuck load of preperation involved a whole bunch of factors I have to account for
See here if you want the full story I'm not gonna type it all out again
And just so you know a good chunk of it is me arguing with some defeatist asshole until finally he goes away and some real discussion pops up again
>>>/trash/599230
>>25809175
Link me to a good site OP. I will buy one right now.
>>25809109
>>25809175
how much are they paying you to say these things?
>>25809634
Well this isn't a site where you can buy one but its a great review site to help you find one that you want
This is my favorite one, I think its the all time best one that they have ever made
www.fleshking.net/fleshlight-reviews/review-fleshlight-stamina-training-unit-stu.php
I use this heating pad
http://www.amazon.com/Conair-Moist-King-Size-Heating-Automatic/dp/B000F4Z9LG
>>25809642
Theres always some jackass in every thread where anyone talks about this stuff crying out "shill"
I'm so sorry that I'm trying to make your pone porn session a lot better
>>25809629
I guess me living in Austria helps a lot. Unlike the US we don't have farmers with guns. The most I encountered was a dog Barking (before being told by its owner to shut up)
>>25809659
Not dealing with a farmer with a gun isn't even the hardest part, the hardest part is getting into the places where they are stored
>>25809109
I don't feel like taking the effort to wash one, and I don't have the luxury of living alone.
>>25809671
Washing is easy, just hold it under your sink for 2 minutes with a stream of water going in through the front and out the back and its done
And I dont live alone either you just have to not make noise and hide your shit properly
>>25809109
Because they don't let me buy those things here in beaner country.
>>25809666
I don't know how your stables look. But was never really a problem for me. Just went there, opened the stable door, and that's it. It's hard when they're on a pasture, because they tend to walk around quite a bit.
One time though I walked into a stable where some girl was brushing her horse without the lights on. So I just fucked off again quickly, while trying to act like I belong there.
>>25809682
That's not the part I'm concerned about. It's the package and the need to warm it up without taking it out of my bedroom/bathroom.
>>25809683
What country do you live in on this list?
http://www.mercadolibre.com/
Tell me and I can find one
>>25809696
Well maybe some of the stables are locked and some are unlocked, I dunno
See where I live bestiality is a felony and guns aren't all over the place like some people think they are but they aren't uncommon either
So you really gotta not get caught and if you are caught you better be wearing a ski mask and have your license plates covered up or your ass is grass
>>25809109
Because I won't care 5 minutes after I finish, so why waste money
>>25809726
You will care because fapping feels like shit and the finish is eh
With one of these it feels way better and cumming feels great
I'm not into futa but this is kinda related
https://e621.net/post/show/443215
>>25809723
Mexico is beaner country, you retard.the other latino countries can't even afford beans.
>>25809747
>fapping feels like shit
I'm so sorry you've already beaten the feeling out of your cock
>>25809658
Many thanks OP your doing gods work. I got one and now I hope that my family wont open it to see what it is when it arrives since they dont care about my privacy with mail.
>>25809750
Sorry but your all 2nd world drug lord beaner land to me
Except Brazil and Argentina
They're cool
Try thuis
articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-526180526-masturbador-fleshlight-stamina-training-unit-stu-igt-_JM
I have a friend in Argentina who says that customs always confiscates shit and one time his dad had a jar of pickles taken because the guard was hungry
So he says you have to get shit in other ways that customs cant interfere with, I assume its the same in Mexico so thats why I'm giving you this site which is what he said he needed to use
Its hard for me to tell whats the best stu on that list since I dont know your currency and Im used to buying from the manufacturers site itself, so I guess you will have to figure it out
Heres the full list
http://listado.mercadolibre.com.mx/fleshlight-stu_PrCategId_AD#D[A:fleshlight-stu]
>>25809775
There is simply a limit to what your hand can do man
>>25809789
Did you just get one from reading this thread or did you already have one?
I've made threads about this stuff before and helped wayward anons find their way
>>25809800
>Brazil
You know that brazil is run by the mafia, right?
>Argentina
If you love to go to countries that are super fucked up, where the internet costs half of your salary, sure.
>>25809800
>Did you just get one from reading this thread or did you already have one?
Just ordered one, Have always used the hand. All I need now is some kind of VR goggles and im set.
>>25809849
Which one did you get?
Also get a heating pad warming the fleshy up literally changes the softness and texture of the material itself, plus the warmth on its own is great
I use this
http://www.amazon.com/Conair-Moist-King-Size-Heating-Automatic/dp/B000F4Z9LG
I use astroglide I get from target for lube
Fold the heating pad in half, length wise, put the fleshy inside so there is pad on top and on bottom, and put your bottle of lube in there to warm it too, then slide the folded pad into the blue blanket case thing it comes in
Let it all sit for an hour and a half
Fuck it either by holding the pad and moving the fleshy up and down your dick similar to fapping, or lay it down on a surface and fuck it normally
Pic related is how you warm it all up
>>25809800
Maybe if you have a chronic masturbating problem you can justify the purchase. Just doesn't seem worth it
>>25809885
http://www.fleshlight.com/pure-stamina-training-unit/
Not a fan of the fake pussy lips.
>>25809933
>chronic masturbating problem
>problem
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>>25809935
Your call mang, I like the lips but whatever
>>25809175
>Buying overpriced silicone to massage the OUTSIDE of your cock
Plebs. The whole lot of you.
>>25810561
your the pleb bitch nigga
bumpebymno
>>25809109
>tfw no ponyhole
>>25812369
Its like I told one anon not too long ago
Do you want your dick to feel great or do you want it to feel eh with some bad dragon sugar star shit?
>>25809109
My hand is a fucking artiste, you unlettered visigoth.
