>You awaken from an almost dead-deep slumber, confronted by pic related
>He leads you to a space window, you see what used to be earth, shattered to pieces by a meteor
>"Greetings human," he chirps in a shrill voice "You are the last of your kind, but we can help rebuild your species."
>He leads you to a mysterious machine
>"With this machine, we were able to extract your genetic material and find out what a human male looks like. But... We were unable to find out what a human female looks like."
>The ayylien gives you a sad alien face
>"Are you able to remember what human females look like? Please tell us so your species can survive."
What do you tell the alien?
>>25087499
I would describe what a human female looks like.
>>25087499
I know what they look like!Just not what they feel like..
>>25087511
Like this?
>>25087541
Well no, that's a horse.
>>25087576
Horses are bigger, silly.
>>25087576
Would you switch women for ponies?
Do you want to live in a world where the bearers of two x chromosomes are little ponies?
"You know can I just join you guys? Humans didn't have the best first run and I don't think the seconds gonna get any better."
Monster Grills.
ayy lmao
>>25087499
This >>25087511
I would actually describe female human looks in order to bring back human race.
THEN I would ask nicely if in his intergalactic voyages stumbled perhaps onto the planet of cute, pastel-colored equines, and if he did, could he take me there?
And if not, I would ask him nicely to in addition to bringing human females back, create said race of sentient and/or sapient ponies.
He looks like a good guy, so its worth a shoot.
