>clopfic
>they talks like one of those fancy rich family with advance vocabulary
>>25789781
Wait, so...are you complaining about it?
>i like girls
>lavender girl says "hey"
''ayy let us go to my place to relax''
>go to your place
>you undress
>she undress
>penis in penis out
>penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out
>moan
>penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out
"wow you're really good at this lavender girl!"
>penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out
>sperm
"wow''
>>25790251
fucking beautiful
>>25790251
>Sequel/fanfic/rehash to " The la lavender gurl"
>The next day
>wake up next to lavender girl
>she still asleep
>You stretch, go to kitchen, make breakfest for both of you
>She no come for 45 minutes later
>You go back to see if she wants some bacon and eggs
>She under blankets
>You rise blanket, but first tip your pijamafedora for M´lady
>OH SHIT
>SHE A SLEEPING HORSE
>ANON, WHAT DID YOU DO!
*SHwissshhhhh*
>She comes out of the bathroom
>Says its cool, thats just her pet pony
>Go enjoy breakfast with lavendr gurl
>get morning sex with butter
>then she rides home on her pony
>muh dreams always will now have lavender in them
>Also bed is full of purple hairs, wtf?
>clopfic
>bunch of talking
>no fucking
>>25790879
>Clopfic
>Cliche sex dialogue.
>>25789781
>Clopfic
>Spent 30+ minutes just to get to the sex part.
>The climax scene is only one sentence long.
What clopfics did you enjoy then?
>a clopfic that is both well written and erotic
>>25791081
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/36981/120-days-of-blueblood
>>25790831
I can only get so erect.
>>25789781
I really don't want anyone with your grasp of the English language deciding how stories should be written.
