>Morning in Ponyville shimmers
>Morning in Ponyville shiiines!~
>And you know for absolute certain
>That booty is absolutely fiiine!~
>Today is Friday, and the first day of your long weekend for Hearth's Warming Eve!
>Three days of non-stop break!
>What a thrill!
>More importantly...
>>25761764
>Today is also the day "it" begins.
>It started small.
>Your friend's brother decided it would be fun to touch butts to mark your graduation
>Ever since then, it's become a tradition for everyone in your friend group to touch at least one butt
>This time, it's your turn.
>But you...
>Well, you want to go big.
>Maybe go for someone more than just the mayor or Mrs. Cake.
>You want to touch... Royal Butt.
>Buttfirst, you need to get ready for the day...
>You slowly open your eyes
>The room is deathly quiet.
>It's usually like this,
>Mom tends to get out of the house early, and Dad is usually pretty quiet.
>You shake the sleepiness off as best you can, and heat towards the bathroom.
>>25761855
>What kind of pony are you? Earth, or Pony?
>Earth, or Pony
You're already fucking up jacku.
>>25761815
>You clean yourself off and walk up to the mirror
>Today is the day of the long weekend!
>Can't affort to look terrible.
>You always wondered...
>A lot of the older ponies said you looked like your parents..
>You look at yourself in the mirror
>Was that REALLY the case?
===
What kind of pony are you? Earth, or Unicorn?
Who do you take after? Your mother, or your father?
Most importantly, who are you closer to?
>>25761867
Earth
Mother
Father
>>25761867
Nice save, OP.
Earth
Father
Mother
>>25761867
We're a minitaur.
>>25761867
Unicorn
Father
Father
>>25761867
Unicorn
Mother
Father
>>25761867
Erf
Father
Mother
>>25761897
Unicorn
Father
Father
>>25761867
Earth
Mother
Father
>>25761867
Earth
Mother
Mother
>>25761871
>>25761882
>>25761909
>Wanting to be crippled race
Pegaus is surperior.
>>25761867
Earth
Father
Father
>>25761923
>not know about erf stranf
>>25761867
Unicorn
Mother
Mother
>>25761867
Unicorn
Father
Father
>>25761923
>think pegasus is an option
>>25761946
I can dream, Anon.
>>25761867
Unicorn
Mother
Father
>9 IPs
>11 votes
Top kek.
Unicorn
Father
Mother
locking appearance
>>25761975
So... What are we?
>>25761867
Unicorn
Mother
Mother
>>25761974
Thank you, I now know my roomie has a powerlevel.
>>25762015
>>25761975
>You poke around your face in the mirror
>You think about your dad
>You can kinda see it
>But you don't really have his... capiche? Pancake? Its a Prench word or something.
>Either way, you don't have it.
>You still have some time before grabbing breakfast.
>Would you like to make any tweaks to your appearance or add any accessories?
>>25762060
put your glasses on champ.
>>25762060
Equip our glasses. Can't be without them.
>>25762068
This
>>25762060
>Equip Tough Butt Touch Glove
>Equip Manly bandanna
>Equip Cape
>>25762060
Looking fine as is champ.
>>25762060
Equip glasses
>>25762068
>>25762082
>>25762083
Same Ip for three posts. Someone likes Glasses.
>>25762099
>within 6 seconds of each other
Come on, anon.
>>25762099
>less than a minute between them
So I take it you were the samefag earlier and you're salty you got caught?
Glasses for sure. They add to our charm.
>>25762068
>>25762082
>>25762083
>Dad always said you didn't have to wear your glases if you didn't want to.
>...Then again he always had a bit of a smile whenever you tripped or bumped into things.
>...
>You'll wear them for today.
>Besides, mom said they look good on you.
>Just as you finish putting on your glasses, you hear a series of knocks on your door.
>"Hey champ, breakfast is ready, come on down! I also wanted to give you something before you went to class today. When you're ready come on down."
>That voice sounded like...Was it mom or dad?
>>25762109
One was me, the other my roomie. Cuz fuck you.
>>25762186
Dad.lollipops pls.
>>25762186
Dad
Twas Dad, because Dad is cool
>>25762186
Dad
>>25762186
Twas our pa.
"Alright, Dad, I'll be down in a second!"
>You get ready to-
>"Hopefully BEFORE all the food is gone, okay?"
>You walk over to your door and-
>Notice the note taped to it.
>You pick up the note and read it-
>Aw come on!
>You forgot to finish filling out the field trip form for today's field trip.
>Luckily, mom and dad got most of the work on it done...
>All you need to do is sign your name and...
>...Why is it listing hobbies?
>Either way, it needs to get filled.
>What is our name?
>What hobbies do we have? Pick two.
===
+ Earth Pony Strength: Mom's genes came in hard and fast. You're going to be very good at all things strength related.
+ Kid Medic: Dad never let a single iota of treatment go to waste. You know a lot about medical stuff and procedures.
+ Cuddle Panther: sisty percent of the time, you can get ponies to do what you say all the time. With a bit of coercion.
+ Heart of Gold: You're really heavy for some reason. No idea why. Mom doesn't like to talk about it. At least it makes you impossible to move without great effort.
+ Watchful: Your dad kinda messes with you. You have a keen eye for catching details and traps others might miss. Even dropped bits!
===
>Hmm...
>>25762328
Watchful
Cuddle Panther
>>25762328
Erf Strength
Watchful
>>25762328
Watchful and Heart of Gold.
>>25762354
Oh, and our name is Quick Fix.
Because building and drugs.
>>25762328
Kid medic and cuddle panther
>>25762328
heart of gold and cuddle panther.
>>25762328
Our name is Rump Caboose
Cuddle Panther and Watchful
>>25762328
I could go with Quick Fix
also
>Heart of Gold
>Watchful
>>25762328
Cuddle Panther
Watchful
>>25762328
Cuddle Panther and Watchful
And Quick Fix is a good name
>>25762328
Quick Fix is a nice name
Cuddle Panther and Watchful
>>25762328
Quick Fix sounds good.
Watchful
Cuddle Panther
>>25762424
>>25762402
>>25762383
>>25762377
>>25762373
>You quickly scribble in your name
>Q
>U
>I
>This really sucks when you don't have a horn.
>After a bit, you finally get done and stow your note so yo udont forget it.
>Dad calls from below
>"Quick! C'mon get down here already! You're gonna be late!"
"Am NOT! I-"
>You screech to a halt before you step out into the hallway
"DAAAAAAAD!"
>You hear a stifled snicker from below
>He did this sometimes.
>Dad always loved helping ponies out
>Sad to say though, he only like helping injured ponies.
>He would never really stop you from doing mildly dangerous things
>Just for a chance to give you a pick-me-up as he called it.
>Mom said it built character
>Now?
>Now its a game.
>Every so often, he'd trap something
>And if you didn;t find it...
>Well, he loved having you as a patient, that's for certain.
"Grease in the hall?! Really! I might break my leg or something!"
>"That's why I'm here!"
>He laughs uproariously.
>How do we get downstairs?
>>25762582
Dad pls.
Lets throw a big towel over it.
>>25762582
Do a hektik skid.
>>25762582
Get a box and slide down that shit. Only way to travel.
>>25762582
===
Forgot to mention
Perks:
Watchful: Character will formally notice traps missed by players before triggering. Does not apply to alarms.
Cuddle Panther: Character has increased chances to successfully complete speech checks provided they use specific techniques.
===
>>25762582
>"Grease in the hall?! Really! I might break my leg or something!"
>A trap that could cause our character to break our neck. This builds character.Our parents are amazing, please don't stop.
>>25762626
This. We'll show Dad who's boss!
>>25762626
>>25762623
>>25762694
>Fine!
>He wants to play this early in the morning he has another thing coming!
>You retrieve a large box, a big one!
>Boxton will do.
>You climb into it and start pushing yourself along the floor
>Your cardboard armor advances slowly into the hall.
>The second you hit the grease, things start getting easier
>But you aren't going to stop there.
>"Quick? You up there son? You're gonna be late to class if you let that grease puddle beatcha!~"
>Beat this, Dad!
>You push yourself down the stairs, still in your box, bumping all the way down
>You shift your weight back to keep the front lip from digging into the steps and your speed increases
"YEAH--AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-"
>You skid unto the landing space and foyer before sliding at a breakneck pace
>...Right past the kitchen
>Aw nuts
"-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
>Quick!
>How are we going to survive this!?
>>25762738
Think back to Mom's advice.
When it doubt, search the floor for bits.
>>25762738
Cuddle the box, persuade it to stop
>>25762738
Just eat the hit.
Between mom's tough genes and dad's healing ability, you'll be fine.
>>25762738
Search the box for bits
EARTH PONY... BRAKES?
>>25762738
ABANDON SHIP, ABORT ABORT, WE WENT TOO FAR!
>>25762738
Lean right back until the box tips. Let it eat the hit.
>>25762738
Snake remember!
That cardboard box is the latest in stealth technology. It can absorb rounds fired from most small arms. When in danger, tuck it in!
>>25762738
SIR, WE'RE FUCKED
>>25762738
Boxton betrayed us.
>>25762746
>>25762760
>You think back to every bit of advice mom ever gave you
>>"Always check the ground for dropped bits"
>THANKS MOM!
>>25762778
>You lean back in the box, to try and have it absorb the brunt of the hit
>>25762781
>Surely if the box can take small arms fire it can-
>>25762901
>You slam face first into the wall, the box crumpling meekly the second it came into contact with the drywall.
>You allow gravity to peel you off and you fall back onto the hardwood floor.
>Dad come walking over, wearing a smug grin.
>"Nice job, champ. You hurt?"
>It's a trick question.
"N-Never. Uhg."
>He shakes his head and chuckles
>"Alright, if you insist. Breakfast is ready. What did you want? We have eggs, pancakes, and cereal."
"Right uh..."
>"Is that a slur I hear? A concussion perhaps?"
"Oh stop it. Just thinking of food. I guess I wanted..."
>What do you want to eat this morning?
>>25762933
Take a moment mourn boxton.
Request waffles.
>>25762933
Well, Dad wins this round. Let's get some pancakes.
>>25762933
Egg. He needs his protein
>>25762933
Pancakes yo.
>>25762933
Pancakes
>>25762933
Waffles
Check glasses and make sure they cane out of the crash alright.
>>25762933
Press f to pay respects to our fallen ally, Boxton.
Then some fukin pancakes, you know they're good.
gotta be waffles.
>>25762933
waffles
>>25762933
Pankkakes
>>25762980
OH SHIT I FORGOT THAT WAFFLES EXIST
>we have eggs, pancakes and cereal
>waffles pls
I see we didn't inherit any brains from our folks.
>>25763038
We are Jolly's child.
We insist on waffles.
>>25763038
Then again, of of us said pegasus.
>>25763038
fuck the railroad m8.
>>25763038
>cereal
why not just down the sugar bowl instead
>eggs
cholesterol bombs, do I really have to say anymore?
And pancakes and waffles are made with the same batter, I don't know what you're trying to get at.
>>25763038
Maybe we did get a concussion. dad better see to that.
>>25763098
>here's the breakfast I made you
>no I want the same stuff in a different shape do it again
Didn't realize we we're an ungrateful little shit.
>>25763108
Who says it's already prepared?
>>25763112
The pile of pancakes on the table?
>>25763118
That'll do it I suppose
>>25762944
>>25762973
>>25762998
>>25763003
>>25763013
>>25763050
>You look at the spread.
>Pancakes?
>Check.
>Cereal?
>Check.
>Eggs?
>Check.
>Waffles?
>...
>Waffles?
"Hey Dad, where's the waffles?"
>"I told you you had to be quick. Your mother grabbed them all before she headed out. Sorry bud."
>Dang it!
>Mom ALWAYS gets the waffles
>You scrunch in tiny pony rage and decide to go with your second choice.
>>25762957
>>25762968
>>25762980
>>25763008
>"What a way to start the morning, right?"
>You groan in response.
>You pick up a plate of pancakes and start eating quietly.
>In only to mourn the loss of Boxton.
>Then again
>You're so happy about the trip
>You can't help but grin and kick your back hooves a bit in glee.
>"So?"
"Huh?"
>"You seem pretty excited for your trip! Wanna tell me where you're going?"
"Miss Lexile is taking us to Canterlot Palace. For the summit."
>"Ah... I heard about that. They said they were calling a lot of ponies as well. Gotta wonder for what, though."
>The problem is that you don't really care about the way the Princesses rule the land
>What he doesn't know is that this trip is going to get you the highest butt touch score yet.
>Four Princesses
>Eight cheeks
>Easy boopings!
>Can you really tell Dad that?
>He snickers and sips his coffee
>You were kinda staring into space there...
"W-Whats so funny?"
>"Not even out of the house and already homesick. Such an adorable little softie!"
"Am not!"
>"Oh? Then what were you thinking about?
>Uhhh...
>>25763145
The princesses
>>25763145
NOT sweet delicious princess booty.
Definitely not that.
>>25763145
Your stupid face! Then stick your tounge put and give dad your most intimidating pbhttt.
>>25763145
Not princess butts, that's for sure!
>>25763145
Don't say butts. Don't say butts. Don't say butts. Don't say butts. Don't say butts.
...
"Butts?"FUCK
>>25763153
>>25763160
"The Princesses."
>He pauses a moment, somewhat stunned
>Before slowly morphing his face into the smuggest grin and look you have ever seen
>"Crushing on the Princesses, you DOG you!"
>His magic pinches your cheek a bit and you scramble in protest
"I-I do NOT have a crush on the Princesses!"
>"Oh right, right, my boy is TOO PURE for that! I guess I should say Princess? right? Just one? Which royal mare is your honey-booboo?"
>ARGH
>Quick! Say something!
>>25763234
Don't think of that sweet sweet white sun-marked ass.
"NOT CELESTIA"
>>25763234
Scream "RAZZLE DAZZLE"
>>25763234
Delicious inkblots
Luna
>>25763234
I do NOT have a crush on any of them!
E-especially not Luna!
>>25763234
I-it was all of them. I want all of them.
>>25763234
Definitely not that plump round, well fed purple nerd ponut.
>>25763264
>>25763257
"I-!"
>You slap the magic off your cheek with your hoovsies
>?You plae both of your hooves on the table, stand proud, and calmly explain to Dad that-
"I-I do NOT have a crush on any of them! E-Especially not Luna! Even if she has the prettiest mane!"
>You stand there, eyes closed and cheeks flushed
>Dad is speechless.
>Nailed it.
>He shrugs and walks back to his chair
>"Excellent taste, if I may say so, my son."
>He takes another sip of coffee.
>"By the way, wasn't your friend supposed to be here?"
"Huh?"
>"Auntie Gi's kid... What was his name?"
>Hm... Your partner in crime.
>He said he might be late because of some reason...
>Did he tweak his appearance in any way?
>What was his name?
>>25763297
Grizwald
>>25763302
I vote this, with the condition that he tries to DEMAND he be called 'the Griz'.
>>25763302
Sure.
>>25763311
>>25763310
>>25763302
"You don't remember Grizwald, Dad?"
>"No, not that, I just... I kept thinkingit was shorter, you know?"
"He's been trying to get everypony to call him 'the griz'"
>"The Griz?"
"No, no, no. Like this: 'the griz'"
>"The... Griz?"
"No, like-"
>You hear the doorbell ring out, and both you and your father stop talking for a second.
>"Oh! Speak of the devil."
>He gets up and opens the door
>Sure enough on the otherside is Grizwald
>Who promptly reminds you
>"It's 'the griz'"
>Right, right, the griz is here to walk with you to school today.
"Dude, why are you so late today?"
>"Uhg, it's my dad, dude! Uncle Gar gave him the day off at the mart and found mom's stash!"
"Man, that's gotta suck."
>"Well, he's only tipsy now, but I think he might actually be drunk by the time we get back from the field trip at his current rate."
"You think he'll let us blow up see-kahs again or-"
>You feel your father's hoof on your back
>"Quick..? Don't you have to get to school?
>Oh, right!
>"You got everything with you, son?"
>Did we need anything else today?
>>25763377
our butt-noculars for butt scoping.
butt-noculars and our backpack.
>>25763377
Ask for the thing he wanted to give us before we left for school today. I doubt it was breakfast.
>>25763377
Grope-ling hook.
Portable boxton
>>25763409
Boxton is dead, my friend.
>>25763452
>>25763397
>>25763390
>>25763409
>Oh, you almost forgot!
>You grab your saddlebag from the wall and run back to the griz and Dad
"Almost ready! Just one last thing-"
>"Is it a hug for your dear old father?"
"You wrap your hooves around him and squeeze him tight"
>"I'm gonna miss you over the next three days buddy..."
"Same to you, dad..."
>"I know, that's why I wante to give you this before you left."
>He messes with something behind his back.
>Hm?
>He holds out a bag with a lollipop on it
"A candy bag?"
>"Well don't sell it so short, Quickie! IT's a special bag. Auntie Eve got it from a friend of hers in the Guard."
"...Magic candy bag?"
>He nods and smiles
>"Magic candy bag."
>You leap into him and hug him again
>You hear him strain his breathing and pat your back before sheepishly letting go
>You take a quick mental note of what you're bringing to the summit.
>You've got...
===
>Buttoculars
Critical tool for scouting butts. Using this will give you the difficulty of the touch as well as other important touching related information.
>Cardboard Construct Scroll
A gift from Selena down the street. Summons a cardboard box of a certain kind. She said it was incredibly tanky.
>Joyboy
A handheld game that you can use to pass the time. Normally these run out of batteries, but mom got you special magic ones. The game inside is 'Equestrian Odyssey Untold: The Centennial Filly.' It's super hard!
>Gropeling Hook
A more clandestine tool of the touching trade. Comes with a length of rope and a metal hand that can hook onto targets from afar.
>Lollipop Bag
While dad didn't give you his unending lollipop, he gave you something just as good. Always holds three lollipops, but they only reload after one is finished. Luckily, you like chewing them.
===
"I'm ready to go, Dad."
>"Don't tell me, go tell The Griz"
>"Hey, Mister Jet, please! It's 'the griz' if you can!"
>"Right. Tell your mother I said 'Hi' Grizwald."
>"You got it. Let's go Quick Fix!"
>>25763504
Onward!
To adventure!
And plush booties belonging to mares over four hundred times your age and so far out of your league you can't even describe it!
>>25763504
>Griz and you make excellent time, honestly
>You find yourselves winding down the leading to the schoolhouse
>Even though you spent so much time messing with Dad, you still managed to leave the house with enough time to spare.
>"Hey, just so we're clear here, what rules are we using for this touch-off?"
"Rules? There are rules?"
>"Well, duh. It's practically a professional sport, you know."
"I uh.. Wasn't aware."
>"That's cool dude, this is mostly for fun anyway. Maybe I can answer some questions for you?"
>He stops himself
>"Oh, and by the way, in the spirit of fairness, I'll let you team up with me, if you want. Competing is fun, but only if everyone is having it, yanno?"
>What did you want to know?
pausing
>>25763565
Are there gender,species,etc rules on butts, or are all kinds good as long as they meet the minimum requirements?
>>25763589
Now you've done it
Now hinjaku is gonna drop some sikk naste butt combos on us
>>25763565
Team up.
>>25763565
This is the greatest butt heist of all time. It requires teamwork. Two working together as a cohesive whole, like the cheeks of a butt.
>>25763565
Be sure to look for dropped bits on the way to school
>>25763565
We should aim to touch all 4 butts.
>>25764808
which princess has the best butt?
>>25764814
Luna, obviously.
>>25764819
Of course, we gotta save the best for last.
>>25764814
We will have to try them all to find out.
>>25763565
Let's team up.
>>25764814
Luna for sure, but let's ask Griz which princesses' rump he likes most, and see if he gets the idea we're aiming to touch them. Also, if we're hitting them in order, I suggest we go Twiggy first, then Sunbutt, Candy thrid and Luna's splotchy goodness as our magum opus.
>>25764814
Luna, of course.
>>25764902
Good idea, Twiggy could be convinced it was an accident and sunbutt would be the most forgiving, but cadance and luna are high difficulty targets and are best saved for last.
We need to pull a prank on Pen while he's hammered
Lewds of Gisela and Jolly getting knocked up when
>>25765883
>Feathers everywhere
>>25765973
>Gar hiding under the bed collecting them
>>25766032
>Everytime one falls to the ground a hoof casually reaches out and pulls it back under
>>25766079
>>25766032
>>25765973
>>25765883
>>25765599
Is this story a part of a larger narrative? I feel like I'm missing out.
>>25766396
The main characters are offspring of multiple other CYOAs.
Its basically a giant circlejerk memefest.
>>25766396
yes and no.
Yes in that the parents are all characters from other stories.
No in that you're not missing out since those stories are relatively self contained.
The dad is Jet from Mazes and Medusas.
The mom, Jolly, is from 'Don't fuck up'.
The birds parents would be the father, Pen, from Urban survival and the mother Gis, also from Mazes and Medusas.
>>25766079
>Wait, that one wasn't Gar
>>25766462
>Ast is with him
>>25766528
>notornithea
>>25766462
>Floral and Gar are making babby Tara under the bed
>>25766032
>Blitz is hovering outside the window watching everything
>>25766767
>All the while realized just how hard he get kuked by Pen and Jolly
>>25766811
>no more drunken shenanigans with Gis
>no more Lollipops from Jet
Blitz... Blitz had a hard life
>>25766882
>"I-I thought we were friends..."
>>25766882
>Stuck with combutt for the rest of his life
top fucking wew
>>25766918
He was so good with friendship he got Friendzoned
>>25766811
>Blitz is so bad in bed he turned Jet straight.
>>25766937
>implying they wouldn't have rough hate sex after beating each other to a pulp in a sparring match.
>>25766767
>Eve is with him
>>25767166
Eve is Jets side Mare actually.
>>25767229
You mean Jet is in Eve's globe-spanning harem.
>>25767229
>>25767250
>Jet only wanted to make Blitz gay to get all the mares for himself
That sneaky fucker.
OP is currently touching too many butts to continue, or he was just mad drunk last night.
>>25763589
"Alright, gimmie the rules."
>"Sure. Now, I'm not sure how this works in other places, but I DO know that..."
===
You will be graded on each butt touch on a scale of S rank to E rank.
There are three contributing factors.
Difficulty: How hard the touch is. Sleeping tergets offer little to no points.
Style: Your technique. More complex touches and fondles will warrant a higher score.
Awareness: Your target's knowledge of and their outward reaction towards the act. If the target doesn't know you did it or worse still, doesn't pay attention, then what's the point?
As for targets:
>No elderly or exceptionally young ponies.
>No pony already in a relationship with you
and most importantly
>Try not to hurt anyone
===
>"...It's because it's only fun and games if no one is getting hurt, alright?"
"Makes sense to me."
>"Did you want a get a warm-up touch in? Miss Lexile is a pretty good butt for it."
>Accept the warm up? (Lexile's touch score will not be recorded.)
>>25772410
Why not?
>>25772410
I would think that the the mark of a butt-touch master is that you can fondle a booty without them ever even knowing about it.
>>25772451
Well that's no fun.
>>25772410
She shall be touched.
>>25772451
SLEEPING targets give very few points because they are literally unconscious.
It is not hard to touch the butt of a sleeping poner.
>>25772480
I didn't mean asleep.
WE SHALL TOUCH HER BUTT
Also welcome back, OP
>>25772410
We're gonna slap our chops righting there and sing the national anthem.
>>25772425
>>25772467
"I think a warm up is in order, if you catch my drift"
>The two of you attempt to chuckle at the innuendo
>But it winds up being two colts giggling up a storm
"By the way..."
>You lean in closer to griz and under your breath, as him
"Who, uh... Who is your favorite princess?"
>His eyes go wide
>"Dude! Are you seriously going for the Princesses?! That's insane!"
"H-Hey! I didn't say that, but if I WAS doing it..."
>He grabs your shoulders, a crazed look in his eyes
>"Then that means you're bringing me along, right?!"
"Of course, dude!"
>Griz looks to both sides, scanning the front of the school house for listeners
>When he feels sufficiently isolated
>He whispers to you his darkest secret.
>"I REALLY like Princess Twilight."
"Dude, seriously!?"
>"H-Hey! Is it wrong I can appreciate a lady that can eat, like 5 hayburgers? Her rump must be plump and pliable! Ripe for these claws!"
>He wiggles his digits rhythmically.
"Well, guess we're gonna me legends, huh Griz?"
>"The BEST kind of legends, and don't you forget it!"
>Before you walk in Griz stops you again
"We can't keep doing this."
>"Okay! Last thing, I promise. Since we're teaming up for the greatest butt touch in the century, here's what I've got in my bags."
>Your jaw drops.
>"Whaddya think?"
>>25772567
>>25772571
I'm pretty sure that's murder and you'll go to prison forever if you use that.
>>25772571
>He stole Pen's gun
Awesome
>>25772571
>Griz is about to take part in the great Amareican past time of school shooting
True patriot
>>25772571
Mind explaining those?
>>25772571
A silenced pistol? A bear trap? griz, what even are you gonna do with those?
How many points do we get for popping a cap into a pony?
>>25772675
I don't think popping caps in asses counts for this game.
>>25772579
>>25772585
>>25772609
>>25772616
>>25772671
"Griz! What are you doing with those?! At school, too?!"
>"Fix, I-"
"I mean your Dad's GUN Griz? A BEAR TRAP?! We're going to touch pony butt, not murder a pony!"
>"Fix, you need to-"
"Where did you even GET t-"
>His claw shoots out and grabs your lips shut
>"Fix! C'mon, dude! This ISN'T my gun. I didn't even want to take it! My mom and dad jammed these into my pack. Dad because cykas or whatever, and mom because she wanted to one-up dad!"
"It doesn't matter whose gun it is! Those are both dangerous!"
>"Dude, it's a tranquilizer gun. It knocks out any creature I tag for about 5 minutes. Here, watch."
>He causally flicks the safety off the firearm, and aims it into the open door.
>He pulls the trigger, and a quiet PFT is heard.
>You look over at the filly he was targeting.
>You can see the dart sticking out of Night Terror's shoulder
>At first she seems fine
>You turn to tell Griz it didn't work, but you see his other hand is counting down.
>2...
>1...
>Night Terror's face makes this really stupid look before her head collapses onto her desk.
>You can hear her lightly snoring.
>"See? This will help in case we can get in any real trouble."
"Alright, what about the bear trap?"
>He picks it up and looks it over.
>"Well. Mom had her heart in the right place. You never know when it could be useful."
>>"Why hello Quick Fix. And hello to you too, Grizwald. Class is about to begin, can you please walk to your seats now?"
"Oh! Uh sure."
>You lean over to Griz
"Don't let her see it!"
>"I'm not stupid, Fix!"
>You and Griz walk into the classroom and sit down.
>Miss Lexile walks to the front of the class room and sits down.
>She'll probably go over boring school stuff.
>Maybe do roll call.
>And then you guys get your chaperones and get to go onto the train to Canterlot for the Summit!
>Do you want to pay attention in class for now?
>>25772903
Wow, guess all bats have stupid genetics.
Cast attention to the rest of the class, see what everyone else is up to.
>>25772903
Knowing is half the battle.
The other half is sweet, sweet plot-touching.
So pay attention.
>>25772903
Yeah, let's listen...for now
>>25772919
This
>>25772903
We gotta watch carefully. Learn the target.
>>25772903
Let's get a lay of the land. When or where is a prime area for caressing teach's bootie ptootie.
>>25772903
Is it safe for buttnoculars? We need to assess this mark.
>>25772919
>>25772933
>>25772934
>>25772940
>You decide to listen eup for a bit.
>The teacher produces the class roster
>Same as you thought, she's leading with roll call
>"Okay class, today I'm going to do something a little different with roll call. I'll be lisitng you off in the buddy groups your parents had all sent me! I'll be skilling Grizwald and Quick Fix, as I already know you two are here.~"
>SHe punctuates her statement with a bubble giggle before clearing her throat.
>You turn your attention to your classmates.
>"Raiden?"
>A white bat colt raises his hoof in response, and Miss Lexile marks him off the list.
>"Orrie?"
>A cragpony unicorn with a coat of blue and a dark blue mane raises her hoof and belts out a 'Reporting!' in response
>Miss lexile nods and moves on.
>"Grillby?"
>The only hippogriff in class, he raises his hand
>"What up?"
>Miss Lexi responds with a bubbly, "Nothing yet!`" before moving on.
>You can stop listening any time and focus on her if you want.
>Keep listening?
>>25773186
Focus on her.
We need to wait until her back is turned.
How far are we from the front of the class?
>>25773186
I still want to see everyone at least once.
>>25773186
Keep listening.
>>25773208
>>25773212
These
>>25773186
I think we need to know our competition.
I trust you know what to do.
>>25773186
Lets not fuck with Raiden. Ever.
>>25773237
No argument here. Pony may not be smart, but he's scary as fuck.
>>25773237
I heard he can avoid drowning!
>>25773237
I heard he likes to charge at people even when he has a ranged weapon.
>>25773326
I heard he has cancer.
AND ITS CONTAGIOUS.
>>25773212
>>25773208
>>25773226
>You continue listening to roll call.
>>"Ice Cold?"
>A disarming voice sounds out.
>"Present and accounted for."
>Unsettling and disarming at the same time.
>"Sickle?"
>"I'm here."
>You're pretty sure he might have killed a pony.
>"Night Terror?"
>...
>"Night Terror?"
>You lean over to Griz
"Dude! You said it was like 5 minutes!"
>"Well, it is! Dad said Five minutes to an hour! It's no big deal!"
"THAT IS A BIG DEAL, GRIZ."
>Miss Lexile calls for Tara again, this time more concerned.
>"Tara? Little Tara? Are you asleep?"
>She jerks her head up, still a bit goofy looking and quickly reaffirms
>"No Miss Sleep, I'm teacher!"
>Lexile pauses a moment and continues down the aisle.
>"Alrighty then."
>>25773237
[muffled zandatsu in the distance]
>>25773339
next set
>>25773339
>team edge
>>25773339
>>You're pretty sure he might have killed a pony.
like father like son:^)
>>25773393
His mom killed around a couple hundred ponies. Most indirectly, but still.
Somewhere around 60 directly with weapons, and two of those were murders.
>>25773205
>Miss Lexile finishes her pass, and you stop listening for am oment to get a quick look with the buttoculars.
>"Dude, those things are gross. Put 'em away."
"No! I'm doing recon!"
>"How do you even SEE out of that thin-"
"Hey! I'm looking through a pair of chutt beeks here, ya mind?"
===
Difficulty: Low
Texture: Plush
Size: Average Plush
Risk: Low
===
>Neat.
>You put the buttoculars away quickly and continue listening to the roll call.
>>25773439
Looks like Fix is a Butt-head!
>>25773439
How the fuck is the risk low?
Do our classmates not care about us just swoocing right up and tagging her ass?
What about her? Does she not give a shit? She could turn around at any moment.
>>25773470
Ayyy
>>25773470
ooooh!
ooooooooooooooh!
>>25773475
Probably because she's nice and our classmates don't give a fuck.
>>25773470
>Raiden and Chili Pepper give each other hoof bumps
>>25773470
Nice.
>>25773470
>>25773486
>>25773475
===
The risk is determined by how much failing to cop your feel will prevent your adventure from continuing.
Since Lexile is a nice mare, she won't ban you from the trip.
Your classmates are also indifferent to your warmup.
===
>The teacher continues roll call
>"Man, I hate this part of the list."
>"Chili Pepper?"
>"Right here! Yeah."
>The only changeling mix.
>As if that wasn't bad enough, he says is mom is a supervillain
>"Soft Serve?"
>A quiet "Yeah" is heard
>But there is a problem.
>You have no idea if that's a 'she' or a 'he'
>You haven't the heart to ask.
>"Beta Wave"
>The quivering mass refuses to move her hooves.
>She just barely manages to stutter out a "H-Here..."
>You've got no idea why shes always crossing her legs or shaking
>Or really why she seems so nervous.
>Heck, she even smells kinda nice...
"What, the 'E's?"
>"Bunch of weirdos or quiet nerdlingers. Like, grow a backbone, please!"
"Aw don't say that. Betty is alright!"
>"Don't be dumb Fix. You only say that because you like how she smells. I think she smells like salty bits or something. Don't get why all the guys like it."
"Alright, alright, ya dingaling."
Sekrit Klub is down, mate. Start streaming
>>25773470
>>25773557
Alrite this is just annoying. I'll come back when you decide to move on with the story.
When your about to leave the classroom tap the teacher's butt a couple of times and ask her something like how long the trip is going to be.
>>25773557
>Rem and Speed's kid is in heat
Oh boy. She's the one.
>>25773439
Bury your face in those sweet plot cheeks
>>25773615
>complaining instead of actually inputting a command to do something else
>>25773624
>tap
Press right into dat booty man, no need to be shy.
>>25773633
No, I'm saying we need to tap that ass, like a maple tree!
>>25773557
I want to touch Beta Wave's butt. When can we touch her butt?
>>25773624
>>25773633
I think this might be a good plan of action for the booty. But press into both cheeks for bonus points.
>>25773657
Motorboat the ass for maximum points. Claim we fell.
>>25773557
>"Shell Shock?"
>"Over here, Miss Lexile!"
>Griz chuckles and sighs
>"Hey remember the first day of school? Where Miss Lexile thought she was a colt?"
"Hah! Oh man, that was great. We called her the prettiest colt for like a million years!"
>Griz's expression of nostalgic bliss turns into that of painful realization.
>"Aw geeze, that happened in THIRD GRADE, dude!"
"What? I called her a pretty stallion like yesterday!"
>"You and everyone else, Fix! Oh sweet Celestia, we've been terrorizing a sweet little colt."
>Both of you pause.
>And you both try to hold your laughter in.
>"Hothead?"
>"Always hot, baby!"
>"Mister Hot Head, some respect please."
>He shrinks in his seat and whimpers a quiet, "Sorry Miss Lexile."
>Finally...
>"Autumn Dawn?"
>She's hte biggest filly in the class.
>With a tough voice to boot.
>You've heard stories about her mother.
>You've heard stories about Dawn, too.
>Some good.
>Some bad.
>Honestly, it's like everyone can't decide if they like her or not.
>Either way.
>Spooky eyes.
>With roll call complete, Miss Lexile moves towards the front of the room back to her desk...
>>25773737
This is our opening.
Go for the motorboat.
have we claimed our whole classes butts yet?
>>25773768
>with roll call complete
>>25773768
Which kid has the best butt?
>>25773862
Betty clearly.
>>25773872
>letting her smell get to you
>>25773890
>not letting her smell get to you
Even without it, she's a cutie.
>>25773749
>>25773664
>>25773657
>>25773633
>>25773644
>>25773629
"I'm gonna do it Griz."
>"Do wha- Why are you getting out of your-"
>He scrambles in his chair
>"DUDE NONONO-"
>You take a flying leap into Miss Lexile's plump ass.
>Using both of your front hooves as anchors, you grip her fluffy teacher buns
>And drive your muzzle deep into her crack
>Then you oscillate your head and make an egine revving sound with your mouth.
>They call this technique: the Motorboat.
>So you just did this to your teacher
>In the middle of class
>What's the plan for damage control once her initial shock is over?
>>25773905
Does teach smell like Betty?
>>25773905
"Oops I tripped"
>>25773914
This.
>>25773905
>"Heh, we're not lining up to go to the train yet... are we?"
>>25773914
Dad just fucked with him this morning and the recovery magic is still doing work.
>>25773905
Activate Cuddle Panther
"Dad said that stallions do that to mares they like! And teacher, you're my favorite!"
Our dad is Jet. She's bound to believe us.
>>25773914
Yep. Tripped.
>>25773925
"Sorry, I'm still a little woozy from my dad stabbing me a couple times before school."
>>25773932
Jet deffo injected something into Fix multiple times.
>>25773905
Remember the cuddle bonus.
Get really in there with an extra strong butt cuddle.
>>25773912
>You take a deep whiff.
>At first she smelled pretty normal,
>But after your technique application
>You can smell a bit of Betty.
>Weird.
>"AAAh!~ W-Who..."
>Miss Lexile looks back at you with a strange face.
>You can kinda see she's mad, but... Not really.
>More embarassed, you'd figure.
>You can hear Grizwald slap his palm against his head and curse in his dad's language.
>Miss LExi, after taking a deep breath, asks you...
>"Wh-Why did you do that Quick Fix?"
>Damage control time.
>>25773914
>>25773961
>>25773947
>>25773932
>>25773925
>>25773918
>You give her butt an extra squeeze
>Then you start to speak
>Not removing yourself, of course.
"I tripped."
>"Tr-Tripped? Really? Why were you even walking?!"
>>25773923
"I wasn't paying attention. I uh... Heh... I thought we were lining up... Aren't we?"
>She gives you taht weird look again, before shaking her head side to side.
>"A-Alright then Fix. If you say so. It's... Okay. Just don't do it to other ponies. Mares especially! It's not good."
>Free as a bi-
>She then stops herself.
>"Wait. Why did you make the sound?"
>Answer?
>>25773986
>You can smell a bit of Betty
this can mean two things
>>25773986
"You smell funny and it tickled my nose."
>>25773986
I was trying to tell you something when I tripped.
>>25773986
I wasn't sure what should do and it was the first thing I thought of.
>>25773986
"I was going to sing the train song!"
*begin half-haphazardly making up a shitty children's song.*
>>25773986
Isn't that the sound trains make?
>>25773986Give her a lick
