Today's episode was 503: Castle Sweet Castle! No link yet, though.
So, after all that time, the new castle's a home. Sort of? Kind of? Hopefully? It's at least more decorated. And there's some flora in it now. Everything's a-ok!
How did you like it? How do you think the other rooms look now? Did Spike ever get a new bed?
>>22587722
Previous thread.
![[YOUR FAVORITE PONY] is the cutest pony.png](https://i.imgur.com/lpFO9ci.png "[YOUR FAVORITE PONY] is the cutest pony.png")
Episodes 501 and 502: The Cutie Map Part 1 and 2
Story by Meghan McCarthy, Written by Scott Sonneborn and M.A. Larson.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lqwd7
Fiendship is Magic #2 (Tirek) storytimed here!
>>22562455
April 18: Episode 504 –Bloom & Gloom
Apple Bloom has high anxiety over getting her Cutie Mark and it begins to turn her life into a nightmare.
April 25: Episode 505 –Tanks for the Memories
When Rainbow Dash realizes Tank must hibernate for winter, she decides the best solution is to keep winter from coming.
May 2: Episode 506 –Appleoosa’s Most Wanted
Infamous outlaw Troubleshoes Clyde returns to terrorize the Appleoosa rodeo and the Cutie Mark Crusaders set out to bring him to justice, hoping it is the key to finally getting their cutie marks.
>"Why haven't you moved in together yet?"
>rape
It was a very cute episode with a good song
I liked it/10
>pregnant pause
So whos ready for apple blooms turn at lunas visit next week?
>>22591907
2/10 its shit
That was probably the worst episode of the show, not even joking.
FUCKING PANCAKEFAGS JUST LEAVE WITH YOUR PANCAKES
>This fucking scene.
I don't care about the rest 10/10
sex with pancakes
>>22591975
Can't we just all agree that Rarity was best pone again
>>22591995
S A V A G E
Why was Rarity so worst pone that episode?
>>22591958
That doesn't matter, you have people posting costanza images, stupid macro reaction images, shit like this >>22591999
and the janitors aren't doing anything about it.
>>22591995
Angel always deserves it. Because Angel is always a shit.
sex with anonymous
>>22591963
I love that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7kd7N6nAIc
>>22591975
It was about as boring as Ticket Master, which fits if it came right after the 2-parter. You should save your ratings for when the season really kicks off
CELESTIA DIDN'T SHOW UP BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO FAT TO GET OFF CANTERLOT
>>22591975
>Worse than 'Equestria Games'
>>22591975
>Implying it's worse than SAYS
Do tell, what made it shit? And don't just say DURR TEH PLAYSET.
>>22591995
>>22592009
We need this but it stops after Angel falls in so it looks like Twilight just killed him.
>Meanwhile, over in Canterlot.
So far season 5 has been good.
Let's hope it stays that way, via the magic of "Celestia not appearing in season 5"
>>22591267
>>22591975
>worse than OWTEW
Fuck off
>>22592004
>>22592012
OBVIOUSLY NOT
HAVE YOU SCREENCAPPED DASH SCRUNCH YET ANON?
![full[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A18D5pO.png "full[1].png")
>>22591948
>I think Xyro can do it in about an hour and a half.
Xyro *could do it.
The guy's ded(not dead), IIRC.
hugging dorks
>>22592013
Whenever you point a finger, 4 more are pointing back at you
>>22591117
>>22591168
I have fixed the horn problem
I think
>>22592013
Anon you're being sil-
>>22592029
>>22592034
>>22591975
Complaining to complain. I thought it was easily one of the best. At least the best we had in a long time.
>>22592078
What the fuck
>>22592078
gross
>>22592058
Applejack's scrunch took the prize this week. You can't top that.
>>22592078
ruined
literally why
>>22592078
I like huge whore Twilight, you should show Rei
>>22592054
IS THAT A COW
>>22592046
>dash cute
>full fluttershy
>opinion mentioned
>massage princess celestia
>>22592046
>dash cute
>twilight great unf
>>22591907
FOUR SEASONS.
We've known that tree as long as we've known the mane six.
I've known friends who had their houses burn down. They lose so much of their childhood stuff. I hope this episode helped a few kids out there.
>>22592094
That's completely wrong though
>>22591975
AND THUS BEGGINS THE SHITPOSTING. Don't put Lauren's face on your shitposting.
>>22592034
SAYS wasn't even the worst
Racist Barn was worse than that
>>22591907
>How did you like it?
I was underwhelmed, but to be fair I'm a Twifag and was really hyping this up for myself as something with lots of feels for the old home and prepping the new one. So I probably set myself up for disappointment.
>>22592095
HMM HMM HMM
>>22592078
There is something very wrong with that face
>>22591975
http://strawpoll.me/4098003/r
It was ok/mediocre.
>>22592078
>Not drawing the spa twins
>>22592078
pretty neat
I like the background duo
>>22592121
But I wasn't even joking.
>>22592078
Neat.
Something weird about her expression though.
>>22592046
>product ded confirmed lewd
>>22592078
jesus dude
I mean I get it's your thing
but why is your art so much better when you're not draw balloon tits
>>22591907
Apart from the "lets all act stupid" part in the middle it was great. So it comes down to a 6.5/10 I guess.
dotspike with a boner version when
>>22592118
>I hope this episode helped a few kids out there.
Yes, they could put magically restored photos of their important moments in their new hom- oh, wait
>>22591079
I thought this was cuter, but >>22592078
I can masturbate to later.
>>22592118
This.
Also, I bet it gets better on the second watching. Lots of S1 episodes are better on the second watching.
For some reason, I have a hard time watching S2 episodes again.
>>22592123
There could have been a little more time for her, but I liked the range of emotions she did show and oh my heart wasn't she just the cutest pony
>>22592122
At least Rascist Barn had a good song. Though you're right, I had to skip half that episode. SAYS I was at least able to cringe though.
>>22592046
Have one for last week?
>>22592144
>Aloe's voice
>>22592169
>"lets all act stupid"
But that's MLPG's favorite thing to do!
https://derpibooru.org/871374
>>22591975
Equestria Games is by far my least favorite
Its one of the only episodes of the show that I actually actively dislike.
>Spend the whole season foreshadowing this huge event
>"Wow, aren't you excited to watch the magical horse Olympics?"
>"Haha, 20 minutes of shitting on Spike instead!"
>>22592179
I can't really watch S1 episodes that much, they're so bleh
This episode felt like a mixture between Suited for Success and Castlemaneia
>>22592118
Do they hang the charred remnants of their old houses in their rooms as trophies?
>>22591975
Actually, I take this statement back. Rainbow Falls is still the worst.
>>22592181
>oh my heart wasn't she just the cutest pony
Yeah, she really was. A lot of the stuff she did was precious.
Her big tear filled eyes at the end there and her and Spike hugging in front of the ded library were okay too.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mdkpp_hd-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-s05e03-castle-sweet-castle_animals
There you go
Does someone have the picture of many small rarity plushies? Can you please post it?
>>22592194
>>22591975
It had a few good points but it was definitely a low point overall
I don't know if I would call it worst ever though
Its one of very few I won't be rewatching, though
>>22592194
I thought MLPG's favorite thing to do was to masturbate
>>22592190
I don't have it on me anymore, but I did make one, try checking the archives for the thread after it aired
>>22592225
I'm going to grape this pony.
>>22592209
>I REALLY HOPE THIS SONG IS OVER BECAUSE IT'S REALLY EMBARASSING AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT IT'S APPARENTLY NOT OVER YET MUMBLE MUMBLE I FEEL TERRIBLE
Fuck "Equestria Games" in the ass.
LUNA IS GOING TO SHOW UP BEFORE CELESTIA
Remember when MLPG didn't shit on a episode for not being an action/adventure episode?
I really don't know what to think. I'm just so fed up with her majesty Twilight and everything she does. I just can't go back. I'm lost.
>>22592251
Alright, will do. Thanks Anon.
>>22592211
When MLPG was 2010, we only had seven episodes. We watched them regularly because we had to. Then the WWU song was leaked and everything changed.
Everything.
>>22592046
>ded confirmed
>help tiny pone
>tirek liked man biceps
>mean-feels-bon
>coming almost confetti
>>22592250
BOTH
SAME TIME
LOL
>>22592225
FUCK OFF ROOGNA
>>22592260
Yes, I remember today
>>22592180
The main complaint is always >b-but it looks like /b/!
>>22592218
Actually, you certainly could...
Well, if there's anything left.
The awful thing about fires is after everything gets burnt black its then hosed down with hundreds of gallons of water so anything not destroyed in the fire is destroyed by the water damage. If not both, turning it all into a black gunk.
It might help to have -something- even if it no longer works. To remind you. It might fuck up a child but I think the adult they become later would appreciate it.
>>22592248
there's too much fun stuff in this I'll have to rewatch
Next will be another episode of the "Luna likes young bodies" show. Then RD&Tank which is such a mystery to me it can be the worst or the best of the season.
>>22592248
You're just saying that because there barely were any bg pones
Also your onions are bad and you should feel bad
TOO MANY VARYING OPINIONS
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
IMPLOSION IMMINENT
>>22592259
Celestia already got her cameo, in the memory gem things. Get ready not to see her again until the Smooze.
>>22592209
I'm personally really fucking glad they did not do it about the even itself
You know it would be either a repeat of rainbow falls or some dreck about "it's not about winning"
>>22592169
Yeah... I expected slightly more from them. But it seemed innocent enough at first.
Rarity wanted to make it pretty, Pinkie wanted to make it festive... then AJ started bringing the entire barn over with blankets that have never been washed, Fluttershy thought the place needed to smell more like animal shit and urine... Dash thought trophies she won would make the place look more homely...
You know what, just the stupid ponies did stupid shit.
BUT WHERE IS CELESTIA
>>22592293
He's only mad that [useless background stallion #7785] didn't get to do some shit he can gay lust over
>>22592335
DED
>>22592335
Celestiafags are the fucking worst
>>22592307
It'll take a few rewatches and a day or two for me to have a solid opinion. My impression is kinda meh though.
>>22592335
Off in canterlot, filling out paperwork
>>22592260
You already posted this last thread. Upset because you got no replies?
![[navy seal copypasta].png](https://i.imgur.com/dRjJiMi.png "[navy seal copypasta].png")
>>22592351
>>22592360
What?
>>22592335
In Canterlot, not being an exposition machine for once.
>>22592302
You just liked it because Rainbow Dash got to sing
friendship
>>22592328
Eh, I could follow their logic.
>Hey, Twilight keeps coming over to my place instead of living here! That must mean she likes where I live better.
>So she'd like it if I made the castle look like my home.
>>22592260
You mean the early Rarity episodes, which are the best episodes in the show?
So the real show starts next week, right?
>>22592328
Ponies are inherently stupid creatures. They follow the wrong herds, they mess up. Their cutie marks give them the semblance of competence in whatever their special field is, but other than that, they're dumbshits. That's what makes them so...human.
Why are we focusing on Spike being massaged and not on Spike making that super gay comment at the beginning before taking Twalot to the spa?
>>22592209
Yeah, that was awful.
>>22592320
Maybe the episode and the season build up shouldn't have been about the Equestria Games then.
Equestria Games felt exactly like the Poochie episode from Itchy and Scratchy to me: they kept talking about the fireworks factory and at the end of the season they just kind of drove by it.
>>22592366
People get angry if they read the same thing more than once
>>22592394
SHOW'S OVER
PONY IS EXTINCT
>tfw trying to browse mlpg for an episode link without trying to notice spoilers
STUFFING TWILIGHT FULL OF PANCAKES
>>22592394
The real show started in the third segment today. The rest was a cartoon about ponies.
>>22592394
>CMC
>Rainbow Dash
>CMC
Make it 3 weeks.
>>22592397
>before
He came back and totally started showing off his claws as soon as he walked through the door. I hope at least Rarity saw them and considers him metro and not gay
>>22592428
whoa
>>22592371
I liked it because it was a fun episode
>>22592421
thanks friend
>>22592428
y-yes I am massage
>>22592399
>every KoDT comic issue ever
Rainbow Dash has a cider addiction
>>22592428
I'd massage that pony's sore spots if you know what I mean
>>22592413
I usually do ctrl+F http
>>22592397
What?
>>22592426
>CMC
>Rainbow Dash
>CMC
I don't see Twilight in there. It starts next week for me. Dash had good development in the last few seasons even if this episodes will probably be garbage. But I'll check it out it's the least I can do.
>>22592385
Yeah, I just wish we got to see the this Applejack kitchen.
Or Fluttershy's stuffed animals.
Hopefully continuity doesn't fuck up and we get to see Twilight's bedroom adorned with hundreds of plush animals (including a plush Discord?)
Or maybe Twilight's apple-themed kitchen.
>>22592448
SLANDER!
>>22592428
>heart-shaped pupils
Yes
YES
>>22592440
Now that my expectations have been stripped bare and shat upon, I will begin to like the episode.
>>22592414
>no more friendship letters
>no more tree-library
EVERYTHING
IS
GONE
>>22592448
She just likes to drink apple juice.
>>22592463
That's the real Discord disguised as an anal toy
>>22592414
>tfw i have feeder fetish
>but i hate fat people
>>22592455
>a vagina covered in sores
h-h-how did you know my fetish?
>>22591975
Why is every show shitpost these days accompanied with a picture of Faust?
Is this her legacy? Nevermind what she's done, she just accompanies "waaaah playsets, my nostalgia goggles are glued to my face" posts.
Almost ironic how these people are ruining her rep. Whenever I see her picture get posted I just think "oh boy can't wait to see what epic new "TM" meme has been cooked up"
>>22592483
Moderation is key, my dear boy
is it obvious i havent drawn scene/alternative/idk once in my life
>>22592480
Life is change, friend. Embrace it.
>>22592499
I dunno but that's pretty kickin' rad, I like it
>>22592397
Spike is like 12 years old and has spent 95% of his life around girls. He's going to come off as effeminate regardless of his orientation.
It might have been Twilight's idea to let him spend time around Big Mac to get some masculine influence in his life.
>>22592495
>"waaaah playsets, my nostalgia goggles are glued to my face"
Who are you quoting?
>>22592448
There's only a certain number of times you can do that as a joke before it's honestly hinting to a serious addiction.
>that episode where Rainbow Dash comes out as an alcoholic and isn't in the show for 3 episodes because she's in a clinic
>>22592495
This is the first shitpost I've ever seen mentioning the name Faust
>>22592495
Because shitposters want to give the illusion of authority. It's a subtrope of trolling. They give the illusion of a majority opinion, even quoting their earlier posts.
In my head, there are exactly two shitposters, and both of them hate the show.
>>22592499
WE'RE NOT = ANYMORE YOU STUPID FUCKER
>>22592448
Is it really an addiction if you can only get it once a year?
It doesn't ruin her life and she's not obsessively asking about it. Just when it comes up, she's going to want some.
>>22592463
>Yeah, I just wish we got to see the this Applejack kitchen.
>Or Fluttershy's stuffed animals.
That's what draw- and writefriends are for, you sillybilly!
>>22592389
But I didn't make that post.
I'm referring to how everyone is being incredibly vague about what they dislike about it and the only conclusion I can draw (from some people expressing opinions of this being a filler/uninteresting episode) is that it's simply not action or adventure.
>>22592540
IS IT REALLY AN ADDICTION IF YOU CAN ONLY GET IT ONCE A WEEK EVERY SATURDAY
>>22592522
It's more like all those years of not getting cider have traumatized her. It's like PTSD whenever someone mentions cider
>>22592511
>twilight gets spike to hang out with stallions to get some masculine influence
>he gets exactly that
>>22592499
It's cool but I can't tell who it's supposed to be anymore.
>>22592511
>grew up talking guard duty and D&D with Shining Armor
>had Twi's dad as a father figure
>>22592556
This board is only open one day a week?
>>22592556
ONLY ON THE HUBBUB
>>22592237
Based
>>22592522
It would be another proof that they don't respect these characters.
>>22592569
>D&D
O&O thank you very much
>>22592440
I disagree
>>22592540
>>22592559
The Apples' cider she gets once a year.
What makes you think she doesn't have the means to get cider from all over Equestria?
>Spike got raped during his 'massage'
unf
>>22592549
It's still an unfair conclusion slathered in blanket statements
>>22592549
This. I can never get a solid single moment of the owl episode that everyone hates so much. I personally found it a great episode, with worldbuilding and character development.
>>22592582
>respecting cartoon ponies
oh anon you're so random.
>>22592596
>raped
>>22592582
THAT'S A WORRYING FACE
>>22592603
Everything after the meteor shower scene. Done.
>>22592448
I leave you with this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04Zr-Hq6lYU
>>22592533
The = may die, but the memes it inspired will linger on.
We won't need = to filter and foster our memes any longer.
Please do not emasculate the stallions or spike
>>22592603
I don't like it because it's the only episode in the show that isn't entertaining
>>22592603
Probably had to do with the timing of it's airdate
>>22592623
he is a derpyfag.
>wake up and come to mlpg 2hrs after a new episode
>no show discussion at all
must have been a shit episode huh. i thought for sure the first few episodes after the premier would be their good stuff to build up hype for the season.
>>22592621
Oh my
>>22592513
>>22592623
Muffins are just one of the "lolrandumb" food items, so I doubt it
>>22592610
It's the face of a character who's getting less and less to do in the show. Twilight's friends can only be clowns these days.
>>22592623
>derpy and rainbow dash stuff
>at the same time
horse overload
>>22592428
http://a.pomf.se/jcbptv.png
>>22592631
b-but its canon
Fuck Derpy
>>22592676
LEWD
>There has never been an episode of the show I've hated
Sure, I prefer some eps over others, but I've felt enjoyment watching every ep in some way. I can't really find anything polarizing enough in this show in general to warrant hatred.
>>22592649
>No show discussion at all
Nigger what.
>>22592634
Fuck., the standards were so high in season 1. Then in S2 we got MMDW and nobody knew what hit them. It was the cartoon version of a kick in the balls.
>>22592634
Again, not a solid argument. What parts of it did you find unappealing?
>>22592595
With Applejack "could sell snow in a snowstorm" Apple around, she's probably shackled down to Apple Family brand for life
>>22592649
What are you talking about
There's plenty of people talking about the show
>>22592680
Your penis would snap in two and your hips with be smashed to dust
>>22592676
LEWD
>>22592658
Because Brazilian scat fetishists found it more appealing to have scat lewdly swapped between the two, duh!
>>22592623
Not sure, but he's definitely a furry for the 'yiffer' bit.
>>22592676
>>22592710
you've never heard of yiffing down muffins?
>>22592676
MORE
>>22592621
>This will never be the plot of an episode
Ihaven't watched the new episodeand Idon't really care for it right now
>>22592695
This. The only episode of S1 I find hard to rewatch is that one with the phoenix. Every part of it is funny, but the part in Fluttershy's cottage until Twi shows up is like torture.
I had a hard time since it was totally obvious and cringey that it was a phoenix.
Twilight Sparkle will outlive her library.
>>22592696
Pretty much everything after the intro, was just boring to me
I don't know why I need a convincing argument just because I don't like one episode
>>22592728
No. That isn't a thing.
>>22592568
sorry
>>22592764
*outlived
>>22592774
WHOSE THE THING?!
>>22592745
You mean the amazing food only made once a year, or the addictive thing thatRarityneeds help kicking?
>>22592757
GET OUT
GEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>22592769
"Boring." That's literally the first solid criticism I've heard in four years. Thank you!
Everyone always just hems and haws and says they hated it, it was awful, but "boring" is a legitimate and useful criticism.
>>22592802
go ree somewhere else
>>22592597
>unfair
The most illustrious opinion people have been posting here is their dislike of the song.
OHOHO AHAHAPPLE JAHAHACKYOU MAKE ME HARD
>>22592761
It's stranged but I'm really hyped for her episode. Or maybe "curious" would be a better word. I just don't know what to expect. No doubt we'll get plenty of interaction between her and Tank which is in itself pretty interesting. At least it won't be a Twilight episode. I'm grateful at least for that. Dash will be shown as flawed? Again, I'm grateful it's not Twilight.
http://strawpoll.me/4098732
I already know what will be the most popular option, but whatever.
>>22592757
That's a fine and okay[/spoiler] opinion. I hope that you enjoy it later.
>>22592676
Hooooly shit that's a good maregina
it's like apple's donuts but in vagina form
>>22592818
CELERY
>>22592821
*strange
I've done Fuck ups as always.
According to jim he's taking a nap. His snoring is what is causing all this snoring
>>22592831
hahah, thanks!
>>22592824
while the episode had a lot of funny gags and things that happened I feel like the actual episode itself was lacking
meh/10
>>22592817
I found it too similar to the Crystal Fair song.
>>22592824
1 true neutral
![FANMADE_Sad_Pinkie_Pie_GIF[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/I1Dc9WA.gif "FANMADE_Sad_Pinkie_Pie_GIF[1].gif")
>>22592745
Of course not.
It's been done horribly in the comics already.
i give that episode a sliceoflife/10
so where's the youtube low resoluton video
TWILIGHT IS FAT
FAT!!!
>>22592875
Anyone else found the pancakes dialogue section for Pinkie very similar to the rock candy one?
Including the semi-whispered "it's ROCKS" analog
>>22592892
On dailymotion
>>22592237
>>22592892
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mdkpp_hd-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-s05e03-castle-sweet-castle_animals
>>22592047
He doesn't look killed though.
>>22592889
It wasn't slice of life you dipstick
>>22592904
fnkx
>>22592911
Aw, you're right; he doesn't look kill at all.
Thanks for the work though.
>>22592914
If not a slice of life, how would you describe it, then?
