Assume that they exist here in the real world, and you could choose one to be your lawfully wedded wife for life.
Which one would you choose, and why?
Me? I'd always go for her
>>22379848
Pinkie is my waifu, however for an actual wife i would marry applehorse, she just seems like the kind of person who would want to settle down and have a family while pinkie pie seems more of a free spirit that cant be held back by things such as a committed marrige
>>22379848
OP you're my homie
>>22379848
>>22379881
>>22379883
>not wanting superior white horse wife
>ISHYGDDT
>>22379848
The human version of my waifu.Moonbutt
>>22379905
She the wrong kind of white. Diamond hording Jew.
>>22379848
pls don't make me feel
>>22379848
You have excellent taste OP, but we must fight to the death over her
>>22379999
I don't know, Dash being the element of loyalty has a big appeal.
>>22379848
She seems like the energetic dork type, and I love it.
>>22379999
quads confirms, Appul is best IRL waifu
She's too adorable to not love.
They would all be good waifu material, considering they're supposed to embody virtuous traits.
>>22380149
This anon gets it.
>>22379848
The only answer
>>22380157
If it was that version of AJ I would not stand a chance because "y'all talk funny"
>>22380186
That's a good point, but I can get used to it. I've lived around animals most of my life.
>>22379848
Only right choice.
>Pic very much related.
>>22380450
Why.
>>22380157
damn I hate that pic
>>22380450Good choice.
>>22379905
Her character is so inconsistent that there's no way to know how she'd be in the real world.
Would she be bad with money? Or would she be stingy?
>>22379881
Not necessarily.
Some of those types of chicks can make great moms and wifes since the family helps keeping them "anchored and grounded", and in turn they're the joy in the lifes of the kids and husband.
I personally know three married couples where wife is a "pinkie". Beautiful happy families.
>>22379848
JJ did nothing wrong.
>>22379848
>quiet
>hard working
>fucking adorable
>>22379848
You have good taste, but I've always been a sucker for redheads.
>>22380083
She'd be a lesbian in the real world
>>22379848
You are my ultimate nigga.
Apples or forever alone.
>>22379949
Why would you not want to feel?
The fuck? If they were here they would be stinky ass midget horses, not the junk you posted. You're a delusional fuck.
I just love her. She's smart, beautiful, a little awkward, and would totally play both vidya and tabletop games with me.
Applejack is the only character that would keep her personality in our world. Others would have to change
>>22382610
Throw her in Texas and she'll stay line herself.
>>22382610
Ok, I'll bite
Why? And how would each of them change?
>>22382610
Applejack is the only one with human features right out the box. Bring her on, human or pone, I'm getting Applejack regardless.
>>22382666
AJ would be herself because of her natural, well developed personality. Others are too idealized to survive anywhere else except a land of Equestria where everyone is happy and magic solves 90% of problems
>>22382700
Fair enough, develop the idea further.
How would each of the Mane6 be in our real world?
What about the others?
>>22379848
Twilight. Showing her the joys of the Internet would be a great thing we could do together
>>22382758
https://youtu.be/AjEHkZGxoFg
>>22379848
>Obtain waifu
>we may get old, but nobody can make us grow up
>this is a fun lifeinb4 I have shit taste
>>22382876
Imagine Vinyl at grandma age."I''vestill got a rocking pussyyyy!!! Yeah boi!"
>>22382928
that's kind of a stereotypical look at things, and while it is funny, I prefer to imagine her as the ultimate fun lover, rather than a dime-a-dozen raver
>>22380450
Ponut-Joe's fucking artwork gets me hard as a god damn rock. Shit, he needs to produce double the output. Love the faces he does.
>>22382960
>ultimate fun lover
And that makes her different from Pinkie Pie how?
>>22382998
Favorite new artist.
>>22383005
personal interests, general style, composure, still similar though
>>22382732
Well...
Rainbow Dash is an airhead, and a slacker. She's also irresponsible. Unless she would get a sponsor, she would have to actually get a job to live. With a bit of luck she would become a sports star. A lot of famous people end up habing problems with stimulants or mental problems and i see her ending up like that. Her loyalty would get kicked hard in a world of show bussiness where people rarely care about each other
Rarity would quickly discover that her generosity would be heavily abused so she would quickly close herself and stop trusting people. Working in merciless fashion world would make her turn into Suri Polomare clone because either you eat others or they eat you
Fluttershy would lose most of her kindness because our world is cruel for kind people. She would close her feelings deep inside her and end up being depressed. Probably would become some goth.I wonder what kind of job she would have
Pinkie Pie would change the most. Discovering how evil and insensitive humans can be and how dull and grey our world is, she would end up wearing a happy mask covering a severe depression and would probably kill herself
Twilight would manage quite well because her knowledge would give a decent well payed job. But her hunger for knowledge would lead her to losing her cheerfulness and many ideals. She would also have problems socializing and would become a strong individual, simmilar to S1E1. Also with all this idiocy around, she would probably isolate herself. Not very magic of friendship
>>22383118
That's a pretty bleak and jaded view on the world.
I like it, keep going with the rest of the cast.
>>22383118
>S1E1 twilight would be back
holy fucking shit where do I sign?
>>22383118
but you forget that in our world there are loyal people, generous people, kind people, fun people, friendly people. both good and bad exist in the world, the key to life is to embrace good and do what you can about the bad.
>>22382259
That just means she likes what I like.
>>22382578
>Purple skin
That shit don't fly in the real world, son.
She'd be the brown-skinned version
>>22383361
well, she's voiced by a white woman, so yeah
>>22383274
I'm not sure who could i describe next
>>22383324
That doesn't change the fact that they would be different than in the show. Not a 180 but some differences that make them who they are. They are idealized to serve as a role models for children watching this show. A model that you can aim at but will never achieve so you just keep getting better and better
>>22383424
The cast is fucking huge, even more so if you count the characters that got fleshed out by the fanbase.
You have a knack for this, keep going.
>>22379848
>Assume they're real...
>Realise they are not
>Cry
>And cry a lot
Fify
>>22383493
I meant: We have only the mane6and spikedescribled well. I don't know what kind of personalities would some of the ponies have so it'll be pure guessing
>>22383361
>brown
>>22383559
Pick other six, do your best
>>22383390
>>22383616
>Wanting your genius-level intellect wife to have a big brown butt
>>22380062
She wouldn't condone that.
Tell you what: Rock, Papper, Sissors.
Winner keeps her, loser gets her little sister.
>>22383663
This much, i could think of. Characters like Celestia are too abstract to even begin describing themYes, i'm a pesimist so no happy ending
Scootaloo will sooner or later accept her disabilityWe must give her some since being not able to fly in our world means nothing. But she will have to deal with discrimination that will damage her confidence. All the everyday hardship will also slowly kill her deams, making her life more gloomy
Maud Pie would be very simmilar to her show version because she has a stable phlegmatic/melancholic personality. She would do good in whatever job she gets and live her life somehow. But i see her being lonely because of how hard is to interact with such peopleI know from expand a lot of sorrow hidden under her shell
Cheese Sandwich would end up even worse than Pinkie. While silly girls are somewhat accepted, silly guys are not. He would get his ass beaten for being annoying, enough times to lose all his vigor. He might become a comedian but that still means a severe cause of depression. Will probably commit suicide
>>22380116
>>22380149
>>22380154
>>22380240
She might be an okay mom, but she'd be an awful wife
>>22382633
>Texas
You do realize that there are farms all over the US, right?
Apples are mostly grown in the northeast, by the way.
>>22384933
Why?
Bestmomfu
> tfw eurofag
> tfw no freckled cowgirl with southern accent in europe
> tfw usa has best girls
>>22387201
What do your farmgirls look like, eurobro?
>>22387201
>usa has best girls
>>22387201
okay eurodude, I'm from the south. I am willing to trade one cowgrill for one of your least slutty ravergrills. deal?
Maud. We think alike. I have bipolar II disorder and she appears to have some type of depression, so we could identify with each other in that way, among many others like our love for poetry. I'd love to show her the fun side of life and bring her out of her shell a bit. The first time I saw her, she immediately made me feel feelings I had not felt in awhile, at least as quickly. So, if I had the opportunity, it would definitely be Maud Pie.
I love you, Maud Pie.
>>22387277
>Yurofag
>Technofag
>Goes to many clubs
>Thousands of horny drugged girls looking for some quick sex in the toilet
>Some of them simply approach you if you stand in one place for more than 5 minutes
>7/10. Could fuck different girl every saturday
>Prefers to go to gay clubs to not be bothered
>>22387142
She'd be a complete doormat, it would suck
>>22379848
Honestly? None of them. I dont think I could be happy with any of their personality's. As friends sure but as a partner we both need to click with each other.
>>22387649
You've got six different flavours of pretty-good-girl.
How couldn't you click with at least one of them?
>>22387644
>implying she won't turn out to be a domina
>>22387704
Because when it comes to a personal relationship I need a girl that's in control and wants to be the "man" in the relationship.
None of them rub off on me as really having that kind of personality so I would rather avoid the drama of a shaky relationship and just stay friends. Its better to be happy and alone than unhappy and with someone.
>>22387422
>'fucking bitches, quit trying to have sex with me'
how do you weather such torture, anon.
>>22387724
I dated a Fluttershy, and they don't magically turn dominant behind closed doors. Hell if anything, they're ever more submissive.
>Yes, honey
>Whatever you choose is fine
>I trust your opinion on this
>You know best
Shit gets unbearable after a while. And yes, that shit also trasfer over into bed. She'd love to get blindfolded, tied up and relinquish all control.
>>22387828
Sounds boring.
>>22379848
Twilight. She's a little impatient sometimes, but she's wonderful.
>>22387737
I don't know.
Rarity, Rainbow Dash and maybe Applejack could fit into that role.
Unless I'm misunderstanding you
>>22387828
Actually i'd love to have such gf. I would turn her into unsure domina that asks me if i'm ok with this/that, listen to her doubts about my weird fetish and see her frustration when she awaits for safeword that doesn't come
>>22387896
It sounds fun but it quickly turns from "she'll whatever I want, awesome" to "Why does she only do what I want?"
After a while you begin to feel like your some sort of wifebeater, shit's too bizzare for me.
>>22387891
Rarity for one is way to high society for me to keep up and while shes in control of herself she is still vary much a wife personality. Shes best fitted to be the wife of a well to do business man.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack are much closer but Applejack is very southern and if you lived down here like I do you would know the rest of what comes with that. Southern girls are raised strong and powerful but once in a relationship turn into near perfect wives. Raising the kids taking care of the household and most importantly seeing to their mans needs.
Rainbow Dash in real life I see as a switch. Sometimes on top sometimes on bottom and she most definitely wants a man that can keep up with her and challenges her.
To put it bluntly I am Fluttershy levels of submissive when it comes to being in a relationship. I want a girl that will take care of me and I can take care of. A girl I can clean the house for and have dinner ready for when she comes home from work.
MLP is a show made for little girls so while the personality's are varied they still have the normal expected female archetypes behind them.
If any of them Twilight would be the closest to what would be ideal for me. She has all the makings of what I want hes just not quite there.
>>22387963
Each has it's own taste. I would be absolutely ok with such girl.Not that i would order her around
>>22379848
>Assume that they exist here in the real world, and you could choose one to be your lawfully wedded wife for life.
>lawfully wedded
>for life
please no
>>22387998
They go crazy without being told to do, they literally start freaking out if there aren't given some sort of order to carry out.
It's the weirdest shit, but if you think you could make that work then more power to you
>>22388064
Yes, i would be okay with that
>>22388064
Man if only girls were the opposite. I cant be in control in any way yet girls like that exist.
>>22387989
Geez, how do you managa dating in the real world?
>>22388165
Like anyone else? I ask a girl out and we talk. Only real difference is I tell her early on I dont want to be in control and she normally breaks it off after that. Its like I said above, I jut can not be in control at all. If she does not know what she wants the relationship will fall apart.
Really sucks I was born into a society that expects the man to be dominate and the girl to be a housewife but thems the shakes.
At some point I hope to find a girl that fits me, just have to keep waiting and looking.
>>22387047
Right, the 48 states that is also as lablrd as "Texas"
>>22388238
So you've never had a long-term relationship due to that?
>>22389434
I had one online but I dont really count that. Longest real life relationship was right around 4 months. I think a little less.
>>22389440
Sorry to hear that, man.
I hope you find your dominant wife one day.
>>22389822
Thanks Anon it means a lot.
So that's it, you guys?
We all would choose a farmer's life? Only one guy for each of the other girls, and the rest prefer freckled tits and big hips?
>>22380098
This.
>>22379848
If their personalities weren't mucked up by our societal standards of women, then fuck yeah I would.
Otherwise, no.
>>22390534
What do you mean?
>>22380450
WOW. Cancer
>>22390692
>>22383118 has the right idea. Our world is too fucked up for the personalities of our beloved ponies irl.
Applejack: would be a southern racist, because that's how they are raised. If she were one of the gems that come out of it to not be racist, then her family would disown her (she wouldn't though, because family is important to her)
Rainbow Dash: She'd be like Tonya Harding. Doing whatever she can to get in the news to show off her "awesomeness". even though she does have the ability to back it up, she needs the attention to believe in herself. and with celebrity status, comes drug abuse to cope with the stress.
Pinkie Pie: bipolar, severe depression fits, heavily medicated to keep her "happy" (most of those have side effects for suicidal thoughts) She'd be unfit to be on her own lest she off herself.
Better off in a mental institution.
Rarity: pretty much ANY fashion show you're ever seen. things that are "neat" to look at but completely impracticable and overly expensive. any "generous" deeds she does would be more for tax write offs and to boost her image.
Fluttershy: quite girl who would latch onto the first guy to notice her and become the "perfect wife" She'd never voice her opinions in conversations, boring the guy into either leaving her or to becoming a power fueled wife beater because she just sits there taking it (a verbal beating I mean). she's cover in fear and do whatever it took to please him.
Twilight: Well read individual too engrossed in her studies to care for a relationship until her clock finally starts to go off, then she'd research for an optimum sperm donor, and raise the child on her own, while teaching an advanced college course that no one is really interested in but her.
none of them irl are waifu material when our society is involved in their upbringing.
Now, if they were suddenly transported here by a spell and taken on human form or some shit, then they'd have a better chance of staying "pure"
>>22383118
>>22391185
Fuck off, you guys are being edgy and grimdark for no reason.
The real world might not be Equestria, but it's not a monster that slowly devours your soul either.
If it will calm your shit down:
>They were transported into the real world 3 years ago in their human forms, and have since sucessfully adapted to life on Earth. They even have jobs.
Now tell me what the Mane6 is like, and which one you'd choose to be your lawfully wedded wife for life.
>>22391185
>Applejack: would be a southern racist
That's a bit of a generalization isn't it? Not all people from the South are racist.
>>22391473
>Edgy
It's called 'real life'
I might be pessimistic but that's the world, i live in. Nothing happy around
>>22387212
Im not that eurobro, but where I live there isn't really any noticeable difference
>>22387989
...okay, what about someone who's not one of the mane 6?
Like maybe Spitfire, Maud, Trixie, or Ms. Harshwinny?
Or perhaps Celestia or Luna? Or hell, maybe even Chrysalis?
>>22381488
>>22379848
I meet my real life derpy and let her go. I was young and wanted to be popular, now I am alone forever.... If I had a chance I would have married her.
>>22388064
Please, tell me more about this Fluttergirl. How long were you with her, how did you meet, what was the average day like with her?
>>22391603
No he's right. All people from the south are Racist or try to pretend they are from the north.
>>22391473
mine is >>22391185 and that was under the assumption that they were born and raised in our universe.
with the 3 years have passed since arrived in human form:
Applejack: Misses her family, but finds away to either start an apple farm or buy one out to continue her apple legacy and honor her family tradition of making great apple related products.
Rainbow Dash: Saddened that she'll never fly in the same way again, has found fun, new challenges in taming the mechanical beasts of this world into doing amazing stunts, creating her own stunt team business.
Pinkie Pie: Gets a job for a catering / party planning business, quickly making it the most popular one in the world.
Rarity: She'd make dresses that are highly stylized, yet functioning, Donating her time and money to those who need it the most, the Homeless. because she was once depressed at the drab world we live in and lost her mojo, until she finally rose from homelessness to become one of the worlds top fashion artists.
Fluttershy: Owns an all in one pet clinic. So popular that there's a waiting list. She'll be opening more clinics soon. Everyone loves her, she can tame even the most "lost cause" animals.
"No animal is ever turned away" She even has mobile units for the bigger animals who can't or have difficulty getting to the vet hospital.
>>22391603
>Not all people from the South are racist.
true, but most of them are.
if her family is well respected, they MIGHT be able to get away with not being racist, but will still be frowned upon behind their backs.
I was going by deep family tradition and roots that they show the apple family takes pride in.
It takes many generations for that kind of tight knit family to become tolerable of others.
Hell, if the farm here was anywhere near the size in Equestria, you can almost bet on it that they had slaves back when it was legal.
>>22391900
bah, forgot Twilight
Twilight: She'd be very engrossed in learning everything there was in this world, and teach several classes on several subjects, having combined equestrian and human ingenuity into something grand. it would be difficult at first, but her classes are fun and people want to learn. all her classes are full, many teachers stop in to see what all the fuss is about. they soon make her the Dean of the school. In turn, the school has a huge waiting list and is the new Harvard and Yale combined.
>>22387743
to be fair i wouldn't put it past a slut to have something you really don't want to catch.
>>22380203
>"Ya'll talk funny"
>only referring to one person
Fucking Yankees, it's not that hard. "Ya'll" is to a group of people, like saying "you guys." Even the show dialogue writers have fucked that up multiple times.
>>22391900
Spike: Ends up not being a dog for once, joins the US army. Ends up being a prisoner of war before being set free. Has a cold outlook in life and despises his naive past. Became a US senator.
>>22392125
What about all y'all?
>>22391982
>>22391900
That's a better. Not a big fan on making them all ultra-famous and sucessful, tho.
And per the agreement on the OP, you get to choose one to be your wife till you die.
Choose one, and explain your choice.
>>22392650
mind you 3 years have passed and their personalities make them instantly liked, and with social media reaching around the globe faster than they can say viral, they become instant success. it's very plausible.
Hands down would be Rainbow Dash.
I love everything about her.
I wish I was more daring and adventurous like her.
She'd encourage me to try new things all the time.
And we'd have sex while doing those things, adding an extra level of thrill to it.
>>22390534
that pic how I see Dash in the human world.
but pic related is a close second. unf!
>>22391847
Tell us about her, bro.
wtf
>>22379848
Celestia, Twilight, or Fluttershy.
Not really sure which.
>>22383118
Yeah, but Applejack would have to scam the government for excessive farm subsidies to keep up with her competitors.
She doesn't escape any more than the others, silly little waifufag.
>>22391900
>your ancestors owned slaves, therefor, you are a racist
I can't speak for everyone, ( I have heard bad things about Mississippi in particular, but cannot confirm ) but here in Texas, racism is just as frowned upon as you would expect anywhere else, and to meet a real bigot is quite rare. just because the past led to the present doesn't mean that the two are the same.
>>22391612
no, it's called edgy. real life contains happiness.
>>22387422
we're not so different, you and I. I love the music and the party, but all the drugs, sluttiness, and such disgust me.
>>22393192
>no, it's called edgy. real life contains happiness.
Then, dear sir, you weren't kicked enough by life to see it. I wish you best luck and everything happy but do remember that not everyone is privileged enough to live in this illusion
>>22392937
Would you see wanting kids eventually?
>>22393287
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIINNN
>>22393624
To ask her out on a date
To ask her to marry me
To hear her say yes
To have a honeymoon with her
To see her lay on the bed in her lingerie eagerly awaiting what comes next
To run my fingers through her soft silky hair
To feel her lips give a little as I kiss her passionately,
To feel her arms wrapped around my body in a warm, loving embrace
To have my legs entwined with hers.
To feel the soft yet firmness of her ass as you slap it playfully.
To squeeze her medium, malleable breasts
To flick her nipples in a loving manner and to bite down ever so lightly, nibbling on them.
To thrust my manhood into her warm, soft entrance, thrusting more and more until we climax
To impregnate her.
To see her glow with pride as the love we share will bring forth a child into the world.
To cuddle with her, knowing that she is mine and I am hers, now and forever.
>>22394066
>All these feels
Come on man, wasn't ready for all that.
>>22394066
she wouldn't let a little thing like pregnancy stop her from working.
why can't we have these lives with our waifus?
Because the cuddling would be wonderful.
>>22379848
mein Engel
>Can go to space and not die (She could use her psychic abilities to make a bubble around my head that allows me to breath or something)
>Get to learn about an alien species
>Get to teach her about the wonders of my species that, may or may not, be interesting for her
>Better cuddles and hugs
>Wild alien sex
>Dem hips
>Can go together to cause terror on the cities or help the people to make a better tomorrow
>Weird half-alien half-human children
Deoxys is perfection incarnate.If pony, thenI choose any earth pony because >muh fav race
>>22394951
>Using an Uber tier Poke
go back to Smogon faggot
>>22394983
>Implying I play smogon or competitive
Nah brah, I like to play for thesomewhatgood history and the colorful pokes.>tfw GF will never make a pokemon where you play as pokemon investigator that goes around the region solving mysteries with its pokemons
>>22392957
I was in foster care, my foster brother had been dating her. He broke up with her the week of the prom.
Being a white knight, I took her out to prom. She was so nice and laughed at my jokes. We had so much fun.
We almost did something that night but she was nervous so instead, I took her to a midnight bowling alley. We kissed as I took her home. The next day my foster brother asked her back out, He threatened me and told me if I tried anything he would beat the crap out of me. He got back with her, and I could never forgive myself. She was 5-10, 120 lbs, dark black hair and deep blue eyes. She was a little slow and clumsy but so cute and nice.
>>22379848
Is this assuming she'll unconditionally love you back?
Because as much as I'd love a Dash wife, I'd have little chance with her. If not I'd probably settle for Twilight, she'd be my best chance at a lasting reltionship
>>22379848
I think she'd be a better bro than waifu, but we'd have a lot of good times whatever the case.
>>22394066
That is beautiful and depressing at the same time.
>>22381490
You mean blondes?
>>22379848
I know it's completely off topic, but every time I see that particular image, I get reminded of a certain RPG protagonist from '98
>>22395143
What's she up to these days?
>>22394951
>>22394983this guy I like
>>22395034
>mfw
>>22395495
I don't know, I wish I did. She married him for 6 months before he left her, then I was moved out of foster care. I wish I did know but it's unlikely I will ever find her.
what this guy said >>22394066 with pic related.
So beautiful...
>>22395539
>Giving up
Speaking from experience, you really don't want to do that, man. Exhaust every option. There's probably a record of her in the system, odds are foster parents remember the three of ya, may be able to get some leads there. Shit man, even facebook may hand ya a lucky break.
>>22395625
I am sort of afraid to. She is most likely married, but I am still trying.
>>22395539
Good thing, i don't have to deal with such things
Empty life but idc
>>22395405
I could see AJ becoming a detective if her family had moved to the big apple
>>22395650
She may be, yeah, but it's better than not knowing. Who knows, she may remember ya, maybe thinks about ya. 's way better to know than to wonder the rest of your life.
>>22395686
Yeah I guess you are right, seems like the school didn't keep the best records so this is going to be quite a hunt. I wish I could remember her last name.
>>22395718
Ya can narrow it down with the names of the foster parents. Best of luck to ya, man.
>>22380098
This is the only correct answer
>No one picked the Pink yet
She would bring a smile to my otherwise depressing lifeplus the super kinky sex would be rediculous
>>22395765
dem PANTSU
I now realize that this is my fetish
>>22395743
Well, I found her... Not that it matters now. She did end up staying married to my foster brother. I guess this to is life.
>>22395956
So sorry anon, keep an eye out. if he's bad to her, kick his ass.
>>22395978
Don't worry I will. At least I should be happy that she is happy. Well I should be but I am not
>>22396025
there is another, anon, you just have to look hard and long enough.
>>22396043
I might find another, but there will never be another like her.
>>22395956
>>22396025
This's probably the rum talking, but that's actually a good reaction. If ya love this gal, get in touch with her, catch up with her, see how she's been. If all goes well, maybe things could still go your way. I mean, after all, divorce rate's something crazy, like 60% or more, so hey, there's that. Aside from that, and this is definately the rum talking, nah man, do not trust another man to take care of the woman you love. It don't end well, and yes, that is experience talking again.
How do these threads always become feels threads? 's it inherint to the subject or something?
>>22396077
>>22396108
this guy's right
and yes it is very inherent in the subject. the search for a man's waifu is one of the most difficult things he does in life.
>>22396160
>>22396160
Ah, fair 'nuff. Anyway, i said my two cents, probably should go sleep this off. May ya'll have better luck than I in this area.
>>22396160
I will keep a eye on them, but not going to interfer unless something happens. I want to be happy, but more importantly I want her to be happy. I would rather be misreable then for her to be. I guess that should be enough right
I will repeat myself
>>22395661
Why bother?
>>22396294
Good question. To know someone cares about you... It gives you a reason not to kill yourself when you are depressed. However it can cause even more pain when it is over. In the end tis better to Love and loss then never to have loved at all, and 10 times worse.
>>22396365
>In the end tis better to Love and loss then never to have loved at all
I don't agree with this but that's my opinion. Everyone valuates things differently
>>22396407
But it is also 10 times worse. I put that in as well.
>>22396428
Ah yes, ok
Didn't quite got the meaning. Non eng
>>22391854
>Met her in my first year of college, her friends introduced her too me, she was going for psychology.
>Redhead, green eyes, pale, freckles, tiny tits, decent ass. A little religious.
>Shy, quiet, somewhat of a pusheover, very clingy, very insecure, molded her schedule around me. She pretty much had no hobbies besides reading a novel every now and then.
>We were together for three years, spent the first two years trying to "get her out of her shell", but it turns out that was the real her. The last year was me going through the motions, breaking up with her and her showing up at my door/bed begging me to take her back.
>100% submissive, both inside and outside of bed. She literally did everything I asked her. Her biggest joy in the world was getting approval from me. Literally only smiled after I thanked her for a "good job".
>>22397023
And yet, you kicked her out like that...
Would do less harm if you killed her
>>22397023
Shit, you are a sad nigger.
>>22397133
>>22397184
As I said, it's great at first. But it slowly turns annoying and then unbearable.
Have any more questions? I'm in the mood for an AMA
>>22391900
>most of them are
[citation needed]
>>22397479
google: white supremacy
>>22379848
Why not spike?
>>22397531
google: how to math
The South is the most populated region of the USA: 119,771,934
Even if only half was racist, you would see a lot more killing and bloodshed considering 55% of the US black population live in the South.
Also google: how not to be a hipster faggot who talks shit about a region they have never been in.
>>22397463
So you never liked her in the first place but though that you can change a person after some time when it was obvious from day one how will she be. Irresponsible ans shallow motives
>>22397531
You know most hate crimes are committed in the northern states, right?
>inb4 citation needed
http://www.statemaster.com/graph/cri_hat_cri_rac_rel-crime-hate-crimes-race-related
>>22397463
How was the sex? I demand details.
>>22397748
She was pretty, she liked me, it had been a while since I was in a relationship, it was college. What other reasons did I need?
Here's something I forgot to mention from when we started dating: She wore glasses, she still had braces, she was a virgin.
>>22397951
At first it was very vanilla, very safe, very nice. The kind of shit you would see on romance novels for teengirls. Over time I wanted to try new stuff and she always said yes.
Doggy-style? Yes, honey. Cowgirl? Whatever you choose is fine. Blowjob? I trust your opinion on this. Footjob? You know best. Titjob(lel)? Yes, honey. Anal? Whatever you choose is fine. Deepthroat? I trust your opinion on this. Wanna have sex in this movie theater? You know best. Blindfold? Yes, honey. A leash? Whatever you choose is fine. Arms tied up? I trust your opinion on this. Tied up all over? You know best.
>>22398308
>Girl will agree on any kind of kinky stuff
>Dumps her anyway
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>22398308
>takes away virginity
>does whatever the fuck you say
>qt as hell
>dumps her like a sack of puppies in a river without a single fuck
The world would be better without people like you.
>>22398308
Girl is basically doing everything out of her kindness to make you happy and you throw her away and don't even care. You absolutely deserve some bitch that will let you fuck her only in a way she likes and only when she likes and will cheat on you/dump you after some time because you mean nothing to her
>>22398370
>>22398416
>>22398445
>Defending IRL Flutters
>MFW
>>22396271
Damn man, that's fucking true love right there
Never give up hope anon, you two will get your happily ever after, I just know itfuck, that sounds so cheesy , but damn if it isn't true
>>22388161
>Man if only girls were the opposite.
Then step outside and go to your local mall. They are everywhere, basement dweller.
>>22398370
>>22398416
>>22398445
>>22398536
>Great at first, terrible later on.
I doesn't feel like you're in a relationship with a human being. Feels more like a sex-doll that smiles if you say "thanks, baby", spends the next 24 hours happily humming a song if you say "I love you".
I mean for fucks sake, one time I told her to wear a sexy maid's uniform around the house during the entire month of my birthday, and refer to me as "master", and she did! With a huge smile on my face obeyed my every command, I've rarely seen her happier.
But if you guys think I was too harsh and unfair, and I should give her another chance, then fine, I'll give her a call.
It's been a little over a year, and believe me when I say she isn't over me.
>>22399135
*With a huge smile on her face she obeyed my every command, I've rarely seen her happier.
Sorry, I'm a little drunk
>>22399135
I'm just going out on a limb here, but maybe being completely dominated is her fetish
She probably soaked her panties when you suggested the maid outfit
>>22399135
Do it, it may seem boring now but several years down the line you'll love the stability.
>>22399135
>Girl is basically doing everything out of her kindness to make you happy
Which part i need to translate?
She was doing it for YOU out of her altruism
No. Don't call her, don't talk with her, stay away from her and never see her again. You don't deserve her if you can't appreciate her pure kindness
Jesus fuck...People can't appreaciate what they have
>>22399203
making YOU happy makes, her happy.
try asking her what she wants to do.
And tell her that her doing what she wants would make you happy.
>>22399135
You're missing the point. It's not about the sex, it's about making the other happy. Yes, she might follow orders more thorough than the average vidya player, but she was actually enjoying it.
Shit, you could have done more than that shit. Make her cosplay as any of the cast from MLP, or for that fact, anything! Maybe even a goddamn astronaut, if that is your interest.
Also, it's not about the sex, you could do any activity with her. Movies, sports, games, a new world for her.
In time, you will regret this decision.
You've had what almost every man wants and blew it. But if there is a chance to fix this, then do it.
Although I do prefer the pone version (who doesn't), I accept the reality that I will, in all likelihood, never get to see her as an equine sun goddess, but rather a beautiful woman in this world. I believe there is a woman out there just like, or greatly resembling her, and I keep telling myself that she's out there, waiting for me, just as I am seeking/waiting for her. She's out there, right?
Right guys?Probably not.
>>22399740
Believe, anon
Believe you will find her and some day you just might
>>22399341
Too late, bitchboy. Already called her, already said yes.
>These past few years I've been the one giving you second chances, but this this time I'm the one asking for a second chance.
Worked like a charm. Tomorrow night is dinner, movie, and back to my place for some good ol' nostalgic fugging.
>>22399299
>>22399318
>>22399348
You know, my parents always did love her. Maybe this might be a good thing for me in the long run. Thanks, /mlp/
>>22399373
>Make her cosplay as any of the cast from MLP
That shit's gay, man.
Other than the maid, she has also done the schoolgirl, the nun, and the nurse. Any other ideas?
But now that you mention it, I always did want her to cosplay as pic related, she definately has the body for it. Dyeing her hair light-blue, spending hours applying red bodypaint all over her body, dressing her up in that skimpy bikini, parading her around a convention center full of landwhales and neckbeards, coming back home, hopping in the shower and spend hours washing her off.
Sounds like a great time. Too bad she couldn't pull off the personality if her life depended on it.
>>22399806
Jesus fuck...And people wonder why normies are hated here
>>>/out/ and never come back here
>>22399806
Damn dude, I was supportive at first, but that's kinda messed up
I mean, why string her along?
>>22399299 me, by the way
>>22399848
he found a human fluttershy irl. fuck off!
>>22399806
best of luck, anon! you can do it!
>>22399791
I dunno, I'm scared I won't. Scarrier than that, what if I do find her and she's not into me?
>>22399806
>These past few years I've been the one giving you second chances, but this this time I'm the one asking for a second chance.
Well done for learning a simple phrase that has been used in every cheesy movie.
>That shit's gay, man.
An awful person and shit taste? There goes any sympathy from me, shitnigger. Enjoy life, treat her fine, and
>>>/g/et
>>>/t/he
>>>/f/uck
>>>/out/
>>22399848
Serves you faggots right for gobbling up the horseshit about his 3dpd gf.
>>22399929
There's a chance of everything, but it's always best to hope things will work out, even if you expect the worst
>>22399929
Here's the thing, dude.
Women like Celestia exist in the real world, but the catch is that they're older than you, sometimes considerably older.
Sometimes they own their own businesses, sometimes they're well paid career women. Sometimes they're divorcees with a couple of kinda old kids, sometimes they never got married.
The point is that they've been around longer, they've been around the block, they know a lot more about life than you.
What could offer to a woman like that, other that to be her boytoy?
>>22399907
No. He needs to fuck off for polluting this place. I only hope that she will actually be like Fluttershy, get assertive and tell him to fuck off
>>22399904
It's not about stringing her along.
You guys are right, I've been kind of a dick to her, and she didn't deserve it. It's a chance to make things right.
Plus, I'm out of college, I'm living on my own now, in a few years I'll take over my dad's business. I should be looking at the future, and fuck if you guys didn't sell me on her being good wife and mother material.
>>22399848
>>22399931
>Gardening
A possible hobby for her. Thanks, /mlp/
>>22400172
Oh, okay, that's understandable, support regained
Wouldn't recommend the cosplay thing though, it's fine to have a little fun at home, but there are limits
>>22400210
Holy fuck I used way too many commas
>>22400210
>actually believing that he will change and won't dump her exactly the same way as before
Such people never change
>>22395405>MITOCHONDRIA, RIGHT WOOLIE?
>MITOCHONDRIA, PAT, MITOCHONDRIA
>>22400012
I like your optimism, and it is appreciated.
>>22400026
See, I have considered this as well, and I have discovered that I am mostly attracted to older women in power, kinda spooky. Indeed she would be older, but i have been with... older women before. As for what I could offer, I could offer, well, alot. Unfortunately, alot of these older women just want a purely sexual relationship. I wish it would be more than that.
>>22400232
It's not always easy, but I like to try to see the best in people
>>22400254
Thanks, glad I could help
>>22400172
Since things are different now, I only expect that you're more mature with this.Then again, who are we fooling? But I've been wrong before, so best of luck to you, faggot.
>A possible hobby for her. Thanks, /mlp/
Sure, that'll do.
>>22400291
He will not change because he will never learn his lesson the hard way. He even stated that he aims at sex. If that was possible i'd like him to make a memo with a daily updates so everyone could see how he repeats the same shit again
>>22400232
You never know. Humans have the need to change, yet stay in the same trail.
>>22400357
you're just a ball of sunshine aren't you?
>>22400374
Don't believe in fairy tales. Most people only take a lesson when they experience the same
>>22400406
You have no idea how many times i've seen this before
>>22400357
Let me guess, you were the massive pessimist from earlier, right?
Seriously, I'm trying to be supportive here and you're really not helping
>>22400421
And don't believe in the streets you were raised in. I'm only giving hope in humanity this one time.
>>22400438
Way to go anon, remember, never give up hope
I'd be lying if I said I'm not enjoying the salt I've caused.
>>22400210
>>22400302
Thanks, guys.
Also, what do you mean about not doing the Kneesocks cosplay? What could possibly go wrong?
>>22400430
Yes, that's me
There's no helping in this case
It's always better to scold than tell that everything will be ok
>>22400438
If you want to believe in something, believe in egoism
>>22400254
Come on, anon. Give it a shot.
Sell me on what you could offer to an older and wiser woman that has more sexual experience than you, plus her own financial independence.
>>22400478
I just mean the whole "parading her around" thing sounds like a bit much, maybe start her off with something cuter and less skimpy, and work your way up
>>22400498
That's pretty sad anon, I hope everything works out for you
>>22400498
It is that kind of attitude that speculates the sense of questioning on why you're even alive.
>>22379848
I'd would go with Twilight. Although the question is would I be a good husband.I doubt she would like me.
>>22400478
I'm not going against it, just fucking up your taste for not trying her with any of the cast.
>>22400535
You never know anon, there's always hope
>>22400528
Why i'm alive? No reson
I wasn't meant to live in the first place
I have no purpose of living so i just enjoy the fun while it lasts
Feel free to terminate my existence. idc
>>22400584
Damn anon, have you considered therapy, that sounds like some serious depression
>>22400527
Ok, I see your point.
Other than the skimpy bikini, she also has the school uniform, and the leather dress. SU then LD then SB, that's three conventions to show her off and get her used to cosplaying. There you go, another possible hobby, thanks /mlp/.
>>22400557
But MLP cosplay is so lame. Just dress up as a normal girl with the mark somewhere in there, and if you wanna get fancy get some ears/tail/wings.
Just like in that thing where the dragon was a dog.
>>22400740
And who knows, maybe if she gets into cartoons/anime/vidya, she'll even start suggesting characters
>>22400685
After nine years of being depressed i got 'tired' of it and decided to 'overgrow' it. Now i just laugh at myself and my silly problems whenever i have any
>>22400584
Fuck off goth. You weren't accepted at high school, and certainly not here.
>>22400795
Well, I guess that's something?
>>22400801
Keep trying
>>22400795
How do the compressed-horses fit into this?
>>22400808
I could call it an achievement but i gain nothing so...
>>22400859
I always liked watching animu/cartoons
>>22400821
If you're some shitty emo, then finish the job and stop complaining.
>>22400787
>cartoons/anime/vidya
That's another one for the list.
Thank god she has a job she actually loves, so no chances for her to become a NEET.
>>22400985
>Implying i complain
Nope. Try harder
>>22400988
Also, open ended games can tell you a lot about what people really want, for example, if you have skyrim, see which skills she invests perks in and what questlines she follows
>>22401038
Out of all of the options it had to bea vamp. Chug down on tomato juice and choke on it.
>>22401038
>implying you don't
>>22401062
>vamp
Well, i am a nighthawk but thats because of my afternoon job
>>22401071
>Not reading the thread
>>22401100
>not reading your own posts
You must be brain dead or very forgetful.
>>22401125
Why are you even here if you're blind?
>>22401100
I thought the term was nightowl
>>22401151
I'm non eng so i use dictionary for such words. I thought that 'all nighter' sounded wrong
>>22401163
Oh, that explains it, cultural differences
>>22401145
I'll do it for you, since vamps have poor eyesight.
>>22400232
>>22400357
>>22400421
>>22400498
>Just give up
>Life isn't worth living, so bring mercy on me and do it
This is why your kind is never taken seriously. Get an actual clique, or kill yourself.
>>22401226
Nice projection, you've got there
But the problem is, these were only my statements supported by my observations. Not a single time i've complained abut myself
I'm leaving in ~20 minutes so fix your poor bait
>>22401262
>>22400584
Try to excuse yourself out of this one.
>>22383118
You sir. Are ok.
>>22384392
Oh... That seems terrible, but true.
