>"Hi there, Anon! Gee, your house was a bit tricky to find but I managed to find it! I hope me staying over isn't a problem. Is it okay if I sleep with you tonight?"
Get out before i call the glue factory, you non unicorn shite
>>22260384
Y-you too
>>22260384
SHUT THE DOOR ON HER
SHE HAS NO MARK
THE GUARDS WILL BE SUSPICIOUS
>>22260384
>I sleep with you tonight
>sleep with you
Don't say it unless you mean it.
>>22260384
Who the hell are you and why don't you have a cutie mark?
>>22260384
Sorry pony, but my awesome bedfort has a no girls allowed policy.
>>22260416
Holy hell, a talking pile of shit!
>>22260384
Sorry, my apartment has a strict "No ponies allowed" policy. I don't like it either, but you have to understand.
>>22260384
This looks like GlacierClear's work...
>>22260384
What happened to your tail?
>>22260384
"Sure"
Then let her inside.
>>22260384
YOU
MAGNIFICENT
BASTARD
>>22260384
Close the door on her.
>>22260384
GC?
>>22260384
Sure, you can have the bed. Don't worry, I've slept on this couch a couple of times before, it's quite comfy. Need anything else?
>>22260384
well sure,but futons are kinda small when theres just a single being, not sure how this is gonna work...
>>22260541
Same thoughtAlso checked the archives. This ismage doesn't show up
>>22260384
sorry, if you don't have a cutie mark the law says it is illegal for me to sleep with you
>>22260384
ok, but onnly if you checkem
>>22260384
go back to the drawing thread.
>>22260750
aww fuck i cant do this anymore, I remember when this board had a decent rate of post/second
Gc?! W-well okay if y-you w-want
>>22260384
Hey, sorry, I seem to have forgotton your name... Could you refresh my memory?
>>22260796
I vote for this
>>22260384
Glacier is that you?
TAKE MY HOUSE YOU GLORIOUS DRAWFAG
TAKE IT ALL YOU DESERVE IT
>>22260384
It looks like she's got a black eye with the way her mane covers her left eye
Op if this is a cyoa you should give us some responses or give us parameters for choosing a course of action just a tip.
>"Where's your cutie mark?"
>She shifts uncomfortably, shrugging.
>"That's not important, we can cover all the weeny teeny details later. Where am I sleeping?"
>"Uh well, I have a couch if you want..."
>"Eh? Why can't I just stay with you in your bed?"
>>22260884
Only if you're willing to sit on my dick
>>22260884
>"Eh? Why can't I just stay with you in your bed?"
Oh well, sure, if you don't mind.
>>22260884
Oh well sure! Just didn't know if you'd be comfortable with that.
>>22260884
Agrees and cuddle in bed.
>>22260884
Fuck that, im going to make you a lovely dinner.
>>22260884
My bed isn't big enough to fit two people. Or maybe it is? Let's check. Hop on.
>>22260884
Well, the bed only sleeps one. So unless you're fine with cuddling, you're getting the couch.
>>22260884
But... it's a single.
>>22260884
Uh ohUh ohGo onAlso my bed's pretty small
>>22260910
Also, do you want something for dinner? I could cook something or we can order pizza.
>>22260884
>What are we going to do on the bed?
>>22260884
How about fuck you, I've already laid some newspaper out in the corner
>>22260935
This Nigga has the right idea
>>22260936
Sure, it may not fit two people, but we're working out the logistics of a person and a small horse. Come on, Anon. Don't be stupid
>>22260884
How did you get to earth?
>>22260983
She's a magical talking horse, that's how.
>>22260884
"You're a girl, I'm a guy... Kinda taboo. You know, you have a vagina, I have a penis. Yeah."
>>22260884
I guess you can.
The pillows are really soft and nice. I'm sure you'llloveit.
>>22261041
That's the smoothest chat up line in the history of /mlp/
>>22261041
>inb4 futa
>>22261041
i like this,lets go with this.
>>22261041
>>22261074
>>22261094
>>22261102
And let the spaghetti flow
>>22260884
You can take the bed. I'll have the couch for tonight.
>>22260884
>>"Eh? Why can't I just stay with you in your bed?"
because i'm not a pedophile
>>22260884
You can sleep in my bed with me
i-if you want
"S-Sure! My bed is probably big enough...it's a single."
>"Perfect! I can squeeze...somewhere."
"I hope you do know that uh...I'm a guy...you're a girl...I'm not a pedophile either so..."
>"Is that a short joke? I'm a full adult pony, Anon!"
"Ah my mistake..."
>You take her bag, moving it to your room. She follows happily, admiring your home.
"So remind me again, what's your name?"
>"You don't remember? Gee Anon, I suppose I don't know you that well after all. My name's Chap."
"Nice to have you. You hungry? I can cook you dinner."
>"You know how to cook? I don't know if I quite believe ya, eh?"
>>22260884
Just a heads up, you might want to leave our lines ungreentexted so we know who is saying what. That's how things usually work.
>>22261268
>you
>>22261266
Well it's a pleasure to meet you chap
>>22261266
Lovely DINNER.
>>22261266
MAKE SPAGHETTI
>>22261266
Let's cook some nice eggplant lasagna then. Shit's delicious.
>>22261266
MOM'S SPAGHETTI.
>>22261266
That's because I lied. But I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chocolate milk.
>>22261266
Yeah. I'm a decent cook. My best dish is spaghetti. By the way, can I put on some clothes? You kind of just barged into my house
>>22261266
Wait, how late is it?
>>22261286
This
>>22261266
I'm going to call you Chappie because of that robot movie I haven't seen. Let's prove her wrong and cook something! I would have suggested heating up a pizza in the oven but making spaghetti is a good idea too.
initiate spaghetti protocols
>>22261266
You don't believe me!? I used to cook for the Princess herself. Wait till you try my vegetable casserole, I guarantee that it will blow you away.
>>22261266
Make dessert ramen
>>22261266
How about some pasta? I've been told that I make some pretty good spaghetti.
My secret ingredient islove.
>>22260384
Oh this is curious.
How are we to choose our adventure though dear, if we have no prompts?
Because if there are no prompts, its merely a visual novel. Not that anyone is complaining that is.
Jeesus, well OK
>>22261266
>eh
What doCanadianponies eat?
>>22261325
It just keeps going and going, piling on everything this faggot has in the pantry.
WHY
>>22261335
Whatever you eat
Stereotypes don't reflect dietary habits of an entire country very accurately.
>>22261331
Let's stick with the Visual Novel protocol... otherwise Anon will probably end up watching Bruno with her like in that one Trixie thread.
>>22261335
I heard that the cows make a mean dish of moo-tine
Queen size bed master race here
>>22261266
>>22261360
Ya don't say.
pobrecito...
>>22261325
Goddammit. Does anyone have
>LUNA'S GLORIOUS GRILLED CHEESE
>>22261417Find an adult.help
>>22261417
>>22261443
>>22261442spoon the maracas gently
>>22261443
>>22261456
Thanks, Anon
>>22261484
Have something that's a little more realistic to make for your dietary needs.
>tfw OP fapped and fell asleep
>>22261503
>Wipe your tears and blame the onions for them, even though you know she left you because you weren't good enough.
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaoh God, why?
>>22261555
>fapped
You may want to sit down anon
>>22261555
Been a damn long time since I've seen that line.
>>22261594
Is ASNYIP done?
>>22261503
"Hey, I'm a great chef. Want to try some of my spaghetti?"
>"Spaghetti? Hmm, it's been a while since I've had that stuff! You sure you can impress me?"
"My spaghetti is the best you will ever eat."
>You both walk into the kitchen and you begin to prepare the supplies.
>Chap takes a seat beside you, watching curiously.
>Make homemade noodles or premade?
>>22261636
homemade, this spaghetti needs to be perfect
>>22261604
I only know that the threads are increasingly scarce, and even then I haven't been to the last few.
>>22261636
homemade spaghetti ftw
>>22261636Ohgodohgod I don't know what I'm doing shitshitshit
>>22261636
Homemade we have a qt over
>>22261636
Premade noodles, but do the sauce yourself. The sauce is where it's at.
>>22261636
Pull some from your pockets.
>>22261636
Homemade.
Not a good co/ck/, but I'll go with this.
>>22261636
Even though you've only ever used premade, try to impress her by making homemadeand failing
>>22261636
Well, if we're going to have spaghetti, then I really need clothes. Preferably ones with pockets
>>22261636
While they are eating, she notices a box of rainbow dash krusty cunt flakes in the cupboard.
https://derpiboo.ru/246420
>>22261636
I would go with premade though it would seem the majority has voted to make homemade! Hope she's not too hungry because making everything from scratch is going to take some time.
>>22261636
Just pull it straight out of your pockets.
>>22261727
>>22261724
Dammit, we could have had a Paradox!
>>22261456
>>22261636
Just get the naturally forming spaghetti in your pockets
Vegetarian, just for you.
A oil soused tomato cut into tiny pieces. Slightly fried in the oil it was soused in. With some onions.
Some fresh mashed tomatoes and a bit tomato paste with water.
At least mix in the cooked noodles and top it with Oregano.
>>22261636
Homemade, gotta be good for little Chap
>>22261266
You're not a vampony here to suck my blood... Are you?
premade noodles
HOWEVER
Use a jar of homemade pasta sauce
>>22261636
homemade straight from our pockets!
>inb4 chaps is a changeling
>>22261784
This
I bet you the reason chaps doesn't have her cutie mark is because she's either hiding it or she hasn't realized her special talent.Her talent probably has something to do with us. WINK
>>22260884
>>22261266
>>22261636
Well shit, Glacier is doing a cyoa. Who would've thought she'd go through with it.
>>22261878
ohboyohboy
>>22261325
>how many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it begins to question it's existence
>>22261899
Oh god what no please no
>>22261889
>. Who would've thought she'd go through with it.
pretty expectable the second someone suggested it to her in her draw thread.
>>22261899
I know right! It's probablycuddling.
>>22261889
>>22261916
>mfw I suggested she do a CYOA in the future
no ragrets
Glacier, I just popped a bag of popcorn for this.
Let's go.
>>22262008
>having ragrets
>>22261650
The kind of spaghetti of which I've dreamed since I was small.
You can stay as long as you want, but you're sleeping on the couch.
>Homemade noodles.
>You begin to prepare in order to make your own noodles.
>"Made from scratch? Dang, Anon. I wasn't expecting this when I decided to come over. Guess we'll have plenty of time to talk about stuff."
"Ahah, I have to treat you to something special!"
>"I getcha, I getcha but this is something real special. I can't even cook this stuff."
"Well you don't have opposable thumbs."
>"Truth...so uh, you live here alone? Got a marefriend?"
>>22262127
>Got a marefriend?
This one doesn't beat around the bush.
>>22262127>tfw girls are never this direct
>>22262127
Yes. Sorry to disappoint.LETS MAKE PONE JEALOUS
>>22262127
tell her about your tulpas
>>22262151
For a strange reason, I second this.My tulpa likes the idea.
>>22262127
No not at the moment heh
>>22262127
Call her out on her forwardness. Who wants to know?
>>22262127
Yeah we live alone. No we don't have a marefriend. Oh god I hope she doesn't look for our porn where ever and whatever it might be. Ponies can't into computers hopefully. If we even have a computer. A hidden magazine would screw us over.
>>22262191
THIS.
>Adult pony
>Blank flank, no cutie mark
>A mare that you never have seen in your life randomly and misterously arrived on your house
Yeah that seems about ri-
>Suddenly realization strikes Anon's mind
>A story called 'Story of the blanks'
>Cutie-markless ponies are evil ghosts of the past seeking to caugh innocent victims
Nope
She's a ghost
Nope
Fuck that
Abort Abort Abort
Evacuate the zone inmediadly
>Anon jumps through the window, desperadly running away from the mare
>The misterious mare just stares as the strange green human being escapes
>She was a ghost? We will never know
DONT BELIEVE HER LIES
>>22262127
Of course I live alone. It's the only way I can practice my trombone so much
>>22262190
Alternatively, I vote for this
>>22262127
talk to her about
>tfw no gf
>>22262191
We're not ashamed of that. We're not 15 anymore. Although we keep decoy porn in an obvious place to distract from our unforgivable porn.
>>22262222
I wouldn't worry about it
>>22262202
I agree with this anon
>>22262191
>>22262202
>implying this story even has a possible ending with no porn
Please, author is steering it in that direction already
>>22262127
>Got a marefriend?no;_;
>>22262240
This story will have a bad ending
I bet my left testicle
>>22262147
this.
>>22262287
I'll take that bet
>>22262314
Damn. I was gonna' call it. When we good end this shit will you share Anon's testicle with me?
>>22262324
I'll bet specifically this will end in porn, you can have any other good outcome?
>>22262329
Eh, if sharing is off the table then it'll have to do.
>>22262314
>>22262324
>>22262329
>>22262344
So y'all want my left testicle?
Now that brings another thing on my mind
>Pain Olympics
>>22260658
>beta male
>liking OC
you're a special kind of faggot.
"Uh yeah, I live alone. Don't have a mare friend either."
>"Dang shame. You're better lookin' than most stallions I see out there."
"Haha, really?"
>"Maybe that's why I don't got no colt friend neither."
"It's tough."
>"I hear ya."
>You begin to roll out the dough.
"You seem pretty forward. Most mares aren't so...direct."
>"I get things done, Anon. Got that can-do spirit! Hmm...mind if I check out some more of your home?"
>Let her explore or insist her to stay with you.
>>22262393
Fuck her.
Right there.
In the penis.
>>22262393
"Sure feel free."Hope she doesn't find that copy of PlayPony in our bedroom.
>>22262393
>tfw she's going to get into my cocaine
>>22262393
YOU CAN'T LET HER FIND THE PORN STASH.
>>22262393
>I get things done, Anon
"You're a big mare."
>>22262393
let her explore my cave
>>22262393
Let her explore your home.
You're bound to find her trying on your too-big-for-her sweaters
>>22262393
"Sure, look around. I've got nothing to hide."
"But whatever you do, don't look in the top right cupboard."
>>22262393
Let her explore, but no snooping in our stuff.
>>22262393
We don't have anything stupid laying around do we?
>>22262393
Oh no. Oh nooooo. I think I know what's coming.Sure you explore. If you're looking for the bathroom you just need to go up the stairs and it's the second door on the left.
>>22262359
Better get ready to deliver that nut.
>>22262393
author confirmed for thirst, pone wants the D
>>22262419
Ghat damn ponies, always finding yer magazines and settin' yer bed on fire.
>>22262393
Sure
>make drinks
>slip roofies into hers
It's too easy. It's almost like she WANTS to get raped
>>22262393
Bring the vacuum!
Trap her before she haunts the whole house!
>>22262393
Give her a very unsure Suuuuure.
>>22262393
Playfully ask her "Am I boring you already?"
>>22262393
Sure why not? Just try not to mess with anything okay?
>>22262419
This
and hope to god
>>22262505
This
>>22262393
I can see it now
>she "explores"
>she's really going upstairs to get her suitcase
>comes back with BDSM gear
>Anon's body was not prepared for this
>>22262505
This would be great.
If she decides to go off, just hope she doesn't find anything lewd
>>22261724
>>22261727
get the fuck out you god damned skeltons
>>22262533
>>22262427
>>22262419
Why? If she finds it the lewd will happen sooner
>>22262460
It's not rape if she wants it
"Am I boring you already?"
>"Course not, but I don't wanna dig into your personal stuff too early into my arrival. I'll just let ya cook quietly."
"S-Sure you can explore...uh just don't...go snooping around in places you shouldn't."
>"I ain't gonna judge ya if ya got naughty stuff. I got needs to, ya know. Mares get frisky just like everypony else."
>She leaves your side to explore.
>What are you fearful she might find?
>>22262581
lets stop wasting time and go straight to the porn. Slap that flank
>>22262581
>that booty shake
We must cuddle her and cum inside her
>>22262581
>What are you fearful she might find?
the closet stuffed with various dragon dildos
>>22262581
Magazines sticking out ever so slightly from under the bed.
>>22262581
I'm worried she might find mypony comics
>>22262581
My collection of handmade doilies. If she sets one filthy hoof on my doilies...i'll cry on the inside
>>22262581
Copies of playpony
>>22262581
Your pokemon collection.
>>22262581
Embarassing photos from Pinkie's most recent party.
>>22262581
There's no way she'll find our secret shrine to Chrysalis. She'd need to notice the trap door under the bed.
>>22262581
Our super secret vault.
>>22262581
collection of antique ropes and handcuffs
...what? My dad was a police officer and I was in the scouts so I know my knots.
Nothing fishy about it, they're just very personally significant.
>>22262581
My dead body.
...
Then who was pasta?!
>>22262581
NOT MY DOLL A RAMA!
>>22262581
That's it. We're gonna sneak around and follow her while she explores the house. Let's make sure she doesn't stumble upon anything
>>22262581
Your big book ofhand holding
>>22262616
I think my inner /k/ommando just came a little.
>>22262393
That sounds shady as fuck
But ok
>>22262676
THIS
she can't see something so lewd
>>22262581
I sure hope she doesn't look in my closet and find my pornographic material that includes videos and magazines.
>>22262581
It wouldn't be so bad if she found our box of artifacts from the human world. Maybe we'd get a chance to share some truth.
>>22262581
Pic related
>>22262581
Cop a feel. COP A FEEL.
If she were to find something would she even tell us she found it or would she for instance start bending down in front of us because we owned lots of copies of 'pony butts monthly." because she knows that's our fetish.
All the bodies.
>>22262581
sweaters
>>22262581
NOTHING
There is nothing to hide.
Tell her to hurry along, spaghetti's almost done.
>>22262783
The spaghetti was done the moment we opened our mouths. We're just preparing a formal meal
>>22262581
That sounds like a CAH question.
>exactly what you'd expect
>a pile of squirming bodies
>mechahitler
>>22262775
>she finds our wardrobe
>"hee, check out all these neat human clothes!"
>tries some of them on
>she's wearing an oversized sweatshirt that is way too big for her and drapes over her whole body
>"Hey Anon, look! I'm you!"
>turns around to show off the socks
>she's not wearing a bottom
christ have mercy
>>22262813
Jesus Christ please let this happen
>>22262813
This
>Chap is gone for a good hour. You begin to worry, the noodles are nearly finished! Where was she?
>"Hey Anon!"
>You turn around.
>Chap is holding up a handful of magazines and a bit of rope.
>"Mind if I do a bit of light readin' before supper?"
>She is holding what appears to be news articles regarding Pinkie Pie's parties and PlayPony.
>What do.
>>22262836
"Don't ruin your appetite."
>>22262581
I hope she doesn't look to closely at the books on our shelf. Maybe we have quite the collection of erotic literature and romance novelsthat we authored
>>22262836
What's the rope for?
>>22262836
Laugh and say go for it
We have to play it smooth
>>22262853
Yeah, this worries me a bit.
But don't let me stop you, dinner is ready soon though.
>>22262836
No I don't mind.
>>22262836
Go for it :^)
I might join you later
>>22262740
what in celestias name am i looking at?
>>22262836
I can explain! I read it for the articles
>>22262870
Anon please, how could you possibly not know this was going to end with BDSM?
>>22262836
Ignore the PlayPony completely and only talk about the news articles. And probably the rope, too.
>>22262836
Where did you find that rope? Begin screaming internally. Say yeah she can read and go back to concentrating on making that dinner.
>>22262836
bondage?
>>22262874
This
>>22262883
The rope is most likely for that.
N-not that I mind...
>>22262876
Rainbow Dash in a jar of boiled cum. No, really.
>self insert OC story
>story involving self insert an anon
>anon represents everyone else
usually OCs, as well as self inserts, are frowned upon. i dont want to be 'that guy,' but i cant help but think shes getting a pass because she does decent art and because yall are horny fucking faggots.
i like your art glacier, but this is austistic as shit, and these faggots shouldnt be encouraging it. were it any other self insert, theyd all be flipping their shit.
just had to say something.
![20121006233621!GoldenEye007box[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bOucBzV.jpg "20121006233621!GoldenEye007box[1].jpg")
>>22262836
>>22262883I know, I know, I've been in the other thread as well, I'm just playing along.
>>22262912
This isn't her OC
>>22262836
Ask her if she needs any help tying her hooves up.
>>22262912
Doesn't her OC not have pigtails?
>>22262912
I kind of agree.it's not that great, but I'm still trying to have fun with it
>>22262912
B-b-b-but you can't be mean to her! You can't be mean to girls on the internet!
>>22262912
Everyone knows this is truebut we're desperate to get off
>>22262930
>>22262930
>>22262945
Anon don't be dense, it's clearly a stand in
>>22262912
Get over yourself faggot
>>22262836
can you read them to me while I cook?
>>22261325
Fuck yes I love this picture
>>22262912
Who cares! It's a better CYOA than I've seen in a long time.
>>22262912
>complaining about self insert oc's
>On a self insert oc generating board
FFS most our stories are in second person for a reason.
>>22261266
>>22262127
It's a changeling. Ask why it is is lying and not being open with its true self.
>>22262393
But we do have a girfriend
>>22262581
My girlfriend
>>22262836
Read the news, its more interesting than Playpony
>>22262912
Go for it, nice rope by the way
>>22262951
>stuttering
>>22262912
There are OCs in the majority of illustrated CYOAs that I can remember being posted here.
>>22262912
meh, it's not hurting anything, and not as autistic as some of the other threads recently, I don't see anything wrong.
>>22262909
................................................im out.
