ITT: We laugh at Tumblr
>>22123371
>>22123371
>Tumblr
>Youtube comment
How about we laugh at OP?
>>22124752
> Tumblrina detected
>>22123415
At least they're somewhat aware of how crazy they can be.
>>22124752
>On tumblr, I roleplay as...
Not saying you should kill yourself, just sayin death is an option here.
>>22124805
In between the madness are a few sane people.
A very small few.
>>22124863
Yeah well it's the same on most websites, the crazies always stand out the most, I mean for fuck sake 4chans most active board is /b/
>>22123415
There's a postscript. I decided to visit jennykrigg-court's tumblr and found only pic related.
Such anger.
>>22125200
I genuinely believe that it is worthwhile to tell a teenager to kill themselves over mayonnaise.
This planet has become too soft.
Maybe the internet was a bad idea.
>>22125299
you should play roblox
>>22125299
For some reason I had the urge to cap this.
>>22124891
>I may have an autism-spectrum disorder, but we're not sure yet
I'm willing to bet her parents are pretty sure.
>>22125564
kek
Your beloved Greg from FlimFlam actually don't like the concept of judging an entire website as one hive mind.
You want his respect? GO change your values then.
>>22125299
>>22125368
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
>>22125564
I'm a big fat fuck and "fat acceptance" infuriates me. Please, the next time you see a fatty laugh at his wibbly wobbly wonderbreasts and shame his obesity. The only way to motivate us landwhales to be less disgusting is to mock us at every opportunity, especially the ones that try to defend their blubber. I'm busting my ass to be less disgusting and I swear to fucking Christ the second I'm healthy I'm going to just walk around slapping man titties and berating pathetic fat fucks in my free time.
>>22125564
What's wrong with squish-lovers?
>>22125704
I hope you die of a heart attack before you lose ten pounds.
>>22125787
Too late bitch nigga, I've already lost thirty.
>>22124891
>it means squirrel in south african
No it fucking doesn't. There's fucking 11 languages in South Africa (of which "south african" is not one, but French is) and he/she is so fucking stupid he/she thinks everyone will believe its "oh so cool le esoteric foreign cultures!" spiel when in actual fact I have never heard that word in one single african language - not Swazi, Xhosa, Zulu or any other smaller ones.
I'm so fucking triggered right now.
>>22125704
>not willing to be the fun fatguy
Degenerate
>>22125874
I did that for 20 years, Anon. No more.
>>22125886
Props on you for wanting to change your life, Anon.
I'll be the only one to say it.
>>22125874
we cant all be john belushi, someone has to be jim.
>>22125912
>>22125899
I appreciate it, Anon.
>>22125863
holy fuck, people are more retarded than I thought
>>22126054
RIP Dan Vs.
>>22126124
You were too good for us
>>22125886
How long have you been working on losing weight anon ?
I've lost 5 pounds in my first two months. I dont go as often as I should though. I remain pretty consistent with going though even if it's not every day.
>>22124891
Chop off a hand and add a few more phobias, then you get your average GURPS character.
>>22126244
Coming up on 6 months now. Following a fairly strict diet and doing at least an hour of Cardio along with 30 pushups/situps every day. I think I'm going to add more to that soon, though. Lately I don't feel like I'm going to die when I finish exercising so I figure that means it's time to step it up a bit.
>>22126315
Lifestyle changes will work better in the long run; if you change your diet and don't intend to maintain it forever, you might gain more weight. Unless this is "built up over my entire life" kind of weight, rather than something you've always had. But even then, it might just take longer.
Good for you.
>>22126350
My diet hasn't really changed much other than replacing most things I drink with water.
Even if I haven't lost a lot of weight I definitely got more stamina when it comes to running. I could barely make it through the first 5 minutes when starting out.
Hope you reach your goal anon, i'll be working on mine also.
>>22125859
To be fair, Google translate says "kaikura" is Afrikaans for "kaikura." So she was close.
>>22126520
>Google translate says "kaikura" is Afrikaans for "kaikura."
I kek'd
>>22126520
Wow, that's SO much deeper than "squirrel!"
>>22125368
Stick a clover on that and its a banner
>>22126520
>implying Afrikaans isn't just pygmy Dutch
>>22126588
>>22126599
Dubs confirm the lelworhyness
>>22126647
L-like this anon?
>>22126815
Kek
>>22123371
Reminder that Greg from FlimFlam doesn't like the idea of judging an entire site as one hivemind. Sites like Tumblr and Facebook shouldn't be treated as one.
>>22126973
hahaha! reminds me of pic related
>>22126973
Reminds me of the bio of one of those edgy black and red OCs.
>>22126973
>Be afraid, anonymous users. I know who you are.
Yeah, okay.
>>22126815
Now we send it to whoever runs this site.
>>22127088
Moot?
>>22127095
Who?
>>22124891
>I am attracted to ponies, but not sexually. I would go on a date with a squirrel and maybe cuddle, but nothing else.
But
>the rest of that
Wow.
>>22127088
I was about to call you a newfag. Then I remembered.
>>22126815
There, now in official 300x100 format.
>>22127141
can you put the clover next to 4chan?
>>22127153
>>22125704
Keep working at it anon, you'll make it there.
>>22127237
kek
>>22126903
What the fucking fuck is a nan0boy
What the fuck is anything here
>>22127298
tumblr has an extensive amount of jargon.
>>22126903
>(human years)
I'm not even finishing.
>>22127237
Great! Now all we gotta do is send it to moot andoh wait
>>22127131
Sad face.
>>22127298
If I remember right it's when you only very very minutely feel like a boy.
Or you know you get too much shit for not being "oppressed" enough,.
>>22127342
oh man, please, can we shut down tumblr so faggots like this spam all the boards with free porn? Among other reasons of course
>>22127306I never really thought it was that funny.
>>22127378
>smug anime face
Lost it
>>22127378
>guys we should find some of these 4-channer's blogs and spam them with bananas
holy fuck muh sides.
>>22127330
>Safe place
Excuse me, tumblr?
>>22127378
>For the 4chan peoples
Oh my god, I lost it.
>>22123371
https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrAtRest/comments/2y9j05/these_are_the_people_we_were_warned_about_tumblrs/
>rape
>>22127378
>It's 4:30 Am and I still can't sleep because 4chan
Tumblr in one post.
>>22127342
Want.
>>22127378
>4CHAN IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER TUMBLR AND THEY ARE POSTING DISGUSTING THINGS: GORE, RAPE, FAT SHAMING AND OTHER HORRORS
>Fat shaming
>Fat shaming
>>22127419
4u
>>22127484
A place where they can pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist, because ignorance is comfortable and "safe".
>>22127378
>Next week tumblr'll be freaking out about something else, and the world will keep spinning.
The only appropriate response.
>>22127534
the one logical tumblr
>>22126903
I absolutely lost it at planetkin
>>22126903
>Planetkin
>Pluto
>a planet
>>22127550
Did Darren ever get that money? I know the donation was pulled for some reason, but I never heard about anything after that.
I sure hope that he got it.
>>22127550
Seen it before. It's still golden.
>>22126903
Speaking of this person.
>>22127378
... Actually, a lot of these are okay. A few of them are just "Well, they're here. No reason to make a big deal about it, and it was stupid to go to 4chan posting that stuff."I mean, I use tumblr., but not in a "community" way. I might be biased, I guess.
>>22127550
>Anonymous itself tried to take down darren wilson's gofundme
>it failed in the face of it's father: 4chan
AHAHAHA
>>22127378
"OFF WITH THERE HEADS"
>>22127623
I thought for a sec that Emily was a friend he moved in with.
Then I remembered.
>>22125648
Literally who?
>>22127623
holy fuck, this is what tumblr does to teenagers.
I think this shit right here is a legitimate reason to destroy the damn place permanantly.
can we call in a /k/ raid on the physical tumblr servers?
>>22127623
that person needs to stop worrying about her feelings and go to a mental institution.
>>22127550
I don't even know what this is saying. Anyone care to explain?
>>22127684
>Implying it's only Tumblr.
>Implying it's not just something teens always fucking do.
>Implying you didn't do shit you look back and regret because of how fucking stupid it was.
>>22127697
basically tumblr got mad that the Darren WIlson fund got so much money so fast from 4chan.
We proceeded to make it worse for them by claiming we were from tumblr.
and then it got even worse still when normal people started donating to it.
>>22127684
But then they'd commit the unspeakable horror of spamming us with bananas! How triggering it would be!
>>22127697
sjw's created a donation site for that guy shot in furguson, /b/ made one for the defense costs of the cop who shot him
>>22127717
>implying tumblr doesn't magnify the problem tenfold
did you believe you were fucking pluto when you were a teenager? Did you believe you were part rodent or fox or whatever the fuck?
>>22127720
Well that's just a heap of silliness from start to end.
>>22126903
Go fuck plurself
>>22127612
Fuck you Nasa!
>other great blogs
>whoneedsfeminism
>great blog
Kek
>why does 4chan even exist?
That is actually some pretty deep shit...and we will never truly know the answer.
Question, since its national womyns day, did any board properly troll SJW social media today?
I remain in awe of this.
>>22127801
fuck, was replying to
>>22127378
>>22127801
actually, we kinda do. Moot was 15 and needed a place to vent his autism about animu and manga, so he made 4chan, and the rest is history.
>>22127813
>special snowflake's evolved form
>>22127697
Darren Wilson, a police man, shot and killed unarmed 18 year old Michael Brown after he attacked the officer and tried to grab his gun.
Started riots in Furguson Missouri and Michael Brown's family created a gofundme to raise money for his funeral.
Not long afterwards, the family of the police officer made a gofundme for the police officer to help pay for a lawyer and stuff. 4chan hopped aboard and the policeman ended up getting more money than the memorial. ~300k
>>22127845
> after he attacked the officer and tried to grab his gun.
That's not even that bad. It's excessive use of force at that instant,sure , but he attacked him and tried to grab his gun.
>>22125648
>>22126989
Of course, but humor often derives from stupidly simplistic categorization and stereotype.
For those curious, Greg is the creator of RDP and MAS, and he also posts surprisingly worthwhile videos in which he talks about random topics.
For instance, in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-S6kGRxf_U
he talks about "Gender Ambiguity Models" and the whole touchy and charged transexuality issue in modern culture.
He follows and is well-versed in internet culture -- both 4chan and tumblr (he sometimes visits us here on /mlp/) -- and has comprehensive, distinct, and ostensibly unpolarized opinions: -- certainly ostensibly the most correct of any I've encountered.
>all these new friends who haven't seen these reposts
>>22127813
This just always gets me.
It's basically that someone thought up the 'infinity' of genders. That no matter what your claimed gender is, this one is always beyond it.
It's childish.
>I don't know why these threads get baleted.
>>22127845
Oh that's why /pol/ can't keep /pol/ on /pol/.
I sexually identify as Jeff the Killer and I find this thread offensive.
>>22127931
What the hell is /pol/ about that post? It's a pretty accurate summary of what happened.
>thug robs a corner store
>gets stopped by cop
>thug fights the cop, manages to inflict damage
>thug tries to go for cop's gun
>thug eats lead for being a retarded thug
>public claims "DINDU NUTHIN" and "HE HAD HIS HANDS UP, HE WAS SURRENDERIN' AN THAT RACIST COP EXECUTED HIM"
>Investigation later finds out that's bullshit
>People still mad that thug died a thug death
>>22127813
the definition defeats itself, since stargender is a term that was coined and fits someone.
>>22128024
ah, the return of the whyboner.
>>22127717
I wouldn't say that it's Tumblr per se, it's just that Tumblr provides them with an echo chamber that coddles them and reassures them that the mean old real world doesn't have to bother them any more because they're unique and special.
>>22128024
I refuse to believe this not be a joke.
Also, behold: the most downvoted image on derpibooru.
>>22128041
>receive card
>crumple/throw away card immediately
>>22128059
makes me laugh erritime.
>>22128066
part 2
>>22127905
>RDP and MAS
Of what and what? Why should I care if this guy disapproves of me generalizing people for my petty entertainment?
>>22128072
>receive card
>got straight in front of them, getting their ull attention
>rip card in half and throw both pieces in their face
>moonwalk away
>>22128102
You shouldn't really care. That was part of my point, that
>humor often derives from stupidly simplistic categorization and stereotype.
I was only remarking.
RDP = Rainbow Dash Presents. If you haven't heard of this, I don't know under what rock you've been living.
MAS = Mentally Advanced Series
>>22128144
this isn't even making me sad for them, this is making me fucking angry at their stupidity
>>22128144
Funny thing is, that's the real offensive shit.
>>22127378
>"Off with there heads"
>>22128066
>>22128100
No parent should have to suffer this
>>22127905
So you're saying that these "We Laugh at Tumblr/Twitter/Reddit threads are all non-serious inside-joke entertainment?
>>22127653
I especially how they specified that it wasn't even a person/persons they were referring to... it was a place, an inanimate object incapable of life.
Their lack of sanity/spelling/grammar knows no bounds.
>>22128066
WHAT THE FUCK DOES DEMIPLATONIC MEAN? I LITERALLY CAN'T THINK OF A DEFINITION.
>>22128041
>Offensive
>Heterosexism
>>22124891
here:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/926/739/7b4.png
>>22128190
you have a platonic relationship with demi creatures, like obama?
>>22128102
>Why should I care if this guy disapproves of me generalizing people for my petty entertainment?
Because many people here approves of his actions regardless of quality. Since you go here, you must do too.
>>22128168
I'm aware of Rainbow Dash Presents, I just thought Petrip was the only guy working it.
>>22124891
here
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/926/739/7b4.png
>>22128168
i've been on this board literally every day for the past year and a half and have never heard of Rainbow Dash Presents in any context outside of IWTCIRD threads
>>22128066
the fuck is a headmate
and why is that every month it seems like they invent some new bullshit word they can use to describe themselves?
>>22128177
This is humorous.
I don't know a word for your post. "Sarcasm" isn't right, because what you're saying is correct, but on the other hand you're stating the obvious for the sake of humor.
>>22128237
you should have lurked moar around the board and less inside your general.
Any kek worthy reactions over the whole S5 'equality' thing? Surely some one Tumblr will have overreacted.
>>22128224
>trying to reverse generalize me
But I've already outmaneuvered you since I have already admitted this is for my petty entertainment :^) People can generalize me into the whole lump of 4chan too for their petty entertainment. In fact, it means even less since we're all anonymous here.
>>22128169
We wish you a merry Rapemas,
We wish you a merry Rapemas,
We wish you a merry Rapemas,
And a triggered New Year
Good dickings to you wherever you are
Good dickings for Rapemas,
And a triggered New year.
>>22128251
headmates is their word for multiple personalities
>>22128251
I feel like their culture is that of some fucked up country I've never heard of
The fact that we both speak English is just a really big, unfortunate coincidence.
>>22128024someone go hide a camera in their bedroom, i wanna see this shit
>>22128251
Remember how she said she had "natural multplicity" (aka DID, aka not real faggotry) They're the "Multiple personalities" inside this creatures' head, however, she thinks they're "Natural" for whatever reason, and thinks they share her head with her, like flatmates.
I hope she dies of a heart attack.
>>22128251
here's the long answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTq1IzE4kqU
>>22128276
You have no idea how many people actually take these threads seriously. Thinking that the majority are these kind of people who are broken and worthless to society.
>>22128231
Petirep is only the artist. Greg is the script-writer.
>>22128237
Most RDP has over 2 million views, and RDP is one of the most intricate and laborious fan contents in the entire fandom.
Where the hell have you been.
>>22128212
>That what caused you to have PTSD paragraph
As a soldier that's had coworkers with PTSD this pisses me off.
>>22128072
>>22128148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
>>22128301
>They actually do speak English in What?
Who the fuck is Muffins?
>>22128332
ohhh, hahaha its some youtube fanfic shit, yeahhhh. why the fuck would i do that to myself. next you'll be telling me to watch that button's mom bullshit or friendship is witchcraft
I want to go to Tumblr to see some of this for myself, but I have a fear the stupid will overwhelm me.
>>22128381
amelia pond
>>22128293
Save this for December, please. I'm dying from this shit.
>>22128144
>signal boast
Yeah, that's what this is!
>>22128399
You have no idea what you're talking about, and you're not worth my time.
>>22128190
you only make friends with people who share our interests. Literally a fancy way of saying I'm a normal fucking human.
>>22128332
I want Petirep to leave.
Best one.
>>22128450
>Maybe she's born with it
>>22128450
>it's digiorno
fucking lost it
>>22124891
>I have decided that my diet shall only consist of nuts. Which is ironic because I've never been laid.
>>22128472Well, I make friends with lots of people who think we have nothing in common, but yeah, that's stupid.
>>22128174
Just look at the flowers
>>22124752
>On Tumblr
they've become self aware.
>>22128326
I was afraid of this video.
Then I watched it, and I laughed hard.
I like this man
>>22123371
How is this related to ponies ?
Wouldn't that kind of thread that be better suited for other boards ?
Ok. Just f*cking stop this. Right now. This has absolutely nothing to do with MLP... You are all just being insensitive, misogynistic jerkwads. Some people are born into a large spectrum of genders and you should appreciate that. I myself identify as a liquid hibiscus/lilypad hydrogender. As you could imagine, I have gone through a LOT of stress because of how I am on the inside. I cannot help it, and neither can these poor people you are insulting on a daily basis. Please stop.
>>22128450
>maybe it's maybelline
you fucker my sides are nonexistent
>>22128326
I will watch this.
>>22128807
The Internet Aristocrat also did a video on the whole incident with PinkiePony with Molestia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLOkUouF3XE
>>22128790
not mom
no
not her too
>>22128237
You're a funny guy, Anon.
>>22123371
This isn't even very embarrassing.
>>22128875
One Sec, watching..
>>22128863
The sad thing is I can't tell if this is over-the-top satire or an incredibly huge moron.
>>22128898
On tumblr, it would be indistinguishable, but considering where we are, the answer is clear.
>>22128860
Yes, but who cares?
>>22128863
>there are real living creatures who are the result of three billion years of evolution who actually think like this
>>22128863
>>22128863
>Misogyny
>But I'm not a woman
>>22128898
The stupider SJWs become, the harder it is to make fun of them. You can't even pretend to be worse than these people.
>>22128924
I do. There, someone cared.
I wouldn't mind if it was more pone related tough.
>>22128875
>TFW it's been months since he deleted his YouTube page
Come back Jim... We need you...
this was on a tumblr
>>22129132
>>22129132
It is idiotic enough to be.
Carnivores shouldn't eat meat? Next they'll be telling us that you should keep your goldfish out of water.
>>22129132
>Dogs/cats in nature couldn't find prey
>domesticated animals
>in nature
>>22129132
>...it ingests the flesh of another organism that was once living
> flesh of another organism that was once living
>plants have no flesh nor are living
vegan logic
>>22129197
That's freedom of speech. Every voice is given equal weight. True, it gives a platform for nutjobs, but drawing the line on who can and cannot have the ability to make their thoughts heard is dangerous and ultimately detrimental. As much as it is a problem, it is also an advantage. 4chan probably would be long gone by now if people who "regulated" the internet held this ideology.
>>22127659
Wait... what?
>>22129395
... Wait, I might have assumed Emily and "Alice" were headmates. It looks like they don't say that; just that both of them use the account.
time to dump
>>22128924
>who cares
People tried of seeing faggots who think shitposting is awwww right. Given that this shit hasn't been pone related in the slightest, >>>/pol/
Stay on your containment board faggots, or at least lern how to drop this shit hen you go elsewhere.
not cringe but still a nice read
>>22128276Lector? Is that you?
>>22127550
>Thank you for saving my waifu
>>22127378
>we should find some of these 4chan-ers blogs and spam their asks with bananas
A Y Y L M A O
Y
Y
L
M
A
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100% mad
>>22127306
as much as i love to see tumblr and 4chan "fighting", shit like this makes me wonder if newfags get inspired with the "We are 4chan, we never forget" pride, like people believing that 4chan still is like in the anonymous days, and browsing 4chan makes you better than tumblr or something
>>22129595
To say that this upsets me would be a gross understatement.
>>22128863
>liquid hibiscus/lilypad hydrogender
I was ready to post a bait image, but I think we're supposed to know this was satire. And it's pretty funny.
>>22129595
I really wish we could invent time travel, so we could send people like this to World War One or Two, have them fight, and come back to tell us which one is more braveIf they survive that is
>>22128875
I am finally back.
Bless this man, and may God be with him everywhere.
He is a Saint and deserves more than what he probably puts up with
>>22127624
More like "GUYS, DON'T PANIC, PLEASE, DON'T KILL YOURSELFS...god dammit" Its like watching /v/ talking about reddit, or /co/ talking about tumblr
>>22129361
>>22129631
... Eh, seems a little choosy to me.
>>22129743
>>22129804
Of course it is. It's the same tactic the tumblr users prefer. Fighting fire with fire is never justified, but can be tolerated if your opponent refuses to engage in legitimate conversation.
>>22129802
This person should be banned from schools.
And Earth.
>>22128450
>seeminglydeepstatement
Perfect username
>>22129824
>WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.
>>22128485
Petirep is dank tho.
Look at this shit: http://petirep.deviantart.com/art/Archie-Full-Pony-Discography-Album-Art-449501032
