Twily wants to snuggle with you but she can't get up on your bed, what do you do?
>>22075849
Pick her up
>>22075849
Kick her ass for becoming a stupid alicorn.
>>22075849
>swing dick to over the side of the bed
>"If you want upsies, you'll have to hang on with your mouth"
>with your dick in Twily's mouth, your penis becomes erect and lifts her up onto the bed like an elevator
>you play this game every night
>>22075910
This
>>22075910
Anon, it's been two years...
>>22075849
Doesn't that lazy bitch have wings?
>>22075934
The pain never ends. Probably never will.
>>22075934
>shit decisions are no longer shit if enough time has passed
>>22075934
Yeah. Now that so many years have passed, we can all agree that Adolf Hitler was a wonderful, wise man who only had the best of intentions right?
>>22075849
Too late, bitch. Dashie got here before you. Now go back to your box.
>>22075976
Osama was a good man
>>22075849
Pick her up and then use my hard woodand table saw to make here a set of steps up to the bed so it no longer is a concern.
>>22075849
>twily_wants_upsies.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5kMzdxQUCM
>>22075849
I'll pick her up and start humming a lullaby song to calm down this cute filly.
Nobody deserve to be alone.
This pic brings me back horrible memory. I think I was 4 years old, I was left alone, locked outside in October and it was a very cold twilight. I almost died that day. I can relate to this feeling of despair when you think nothing can save you, in a fit of rage bashing on the door for hours toward an inexorable death due to hypothermia as my skin was having frostbite, turning blue/purple. I was really lucky, too close for comfort.
>>22076083
Who leaves a 4 year old kid locked outside in the freezing cold
>>22076093
You're asking that HERE?
>>22075849
>blearily open one eye and see her trying to get on the bed
>nudge her with my foot and watch as she topples over
>she's shaking from the cold, lying on the hard ground
>curling up in a ball at the side of my bed, she starts crying
>enjoy the rest of the night in a warm bed all to myself
Sometimes I cut myself with the edge, because I like to feel the pain.
>>22075910
>>22075934
>>22075956
>>22075957
>>22075976The worst part is that I still love her, wings or no.
>>22075849
>You will never set filly Twilight up a bedspread on the floor in your room, tucking her in before climbing into bed and turning out the light
>You will never hear sniffling 5 minutes later and turn on the light to see her leaning against your bedframe, tears in her eyes
>She will never whimper and bounce on her rear hoovsies, indicating she wants "upsies"
>You will never groggily pick her up and make her a bowl-shaped sleeping spot out of the top blanket, which she wiggles down into as you turn out the light once more
>You will never wake up the next morning to find she has snuggled up into the crook of your neck, deciding it to be the warmest and safest spot against the darkness and monsters
>>22076139
No, anon. You are the monsters.
>>22076139
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>22076083
>>22076139
>>22076139
Confound thee, fine sir! I am emotional when sleep deprived! Stop making me feel these feelings!
All this makes me think is that I should never be a caretaker for something, especially for something like a child.
The price of failure(particularly emotional price)is just too damn high, and I wouldn't trust myself with such an important role.
>>22076093
Good thing my mother had the 'odd' feeling. They were sleeping, she just 'woke up' wondering what was that little noise.
My father was emotionally retarded in my many traits. Good thing he has grown up a bit, he probably locked the door since he always lock it past a certain time.
He told me word for word that he never wanted me when I was just 6. Good thing I had an iron will to absorb the shock.
Now I'm kind of fucked up from that first childhood memory of being locked up outside, every time I am sad, there is a weird mix of rage flowing in for no reason.
>>22076125
Gonna have to cuddle my Twilight plushie extra close tonight because of that post.
>>22076246
>>22076316
It sounds like the classic edgy yes, but I did forgive him, I'm just tired of the past already.
FiM is like the childhood I never had, in some fucked up ways I guess.
>>22076316
Yes yes, human emotions are edgy, our organs and skeletal frame is sooper edgy, and butterflies and rainbows are over the fucking edge.
Even if she is not my favourite, I can't let her cry.
>>22076139
>>22075849
>rape
>>22075976
Yeah, obviously it was all Himmler's fault.
Poor old Adolf just wanted to make a better world for everyone and then that asshole Himmler went and twisted his pure innocent vision into something horrible and monstrous and it all got blamed on him.
>>22075849
>pick her Up
>tuck her in to bed
>Snuggle
>>22075849
>pick her up
>snuggle
>keep holding her
>>22078559
>>22078563
Snuggle mind
>>22075849
>bed is on the floor
>how fucking lazy are you, filly?
>oh god turn off those eyes
>hnnng, okay fine
>wrapped up under mountain of blankets to ward of northern Canada chill
>snuggles forever
>>22076246
when i was little(2 years old)i had a very bad fever,my nostrils got stuck and i swallowed my toungue,my mom always tells me my dad took me and ran as fast as possible to the hospital that is pretty close to my house,i still think it s a lie considering my dad is a selfish basterd that does altmost nothing for me and that uses every oportunity to insult me
>>22075849
>keep drinking until the vision passes
>>22075849
This image and context just melts away my cynicism.Fuck, I feel like a pussy.Probably because I am.
>>22075849
I thought she was supposed to be smart. Couldn't she have found something to stand on and then hop up on the bed? Why is my bed so high up anyway? The bed I sleep in now comes up to my knee. I think a child could climb that. If she can't then whatever. I guess i would pick her up and put her next to me so I could fall back asleep. she would then wrap her hooves around my arm and hold on tightly.
>Bed is literally a mattress on the floor with some blankets and pillows on it
Unless bookpone is ant sizedIn which case how the fuck can we snuggle?
She can get on my bed by herself. Lazy horse.
>>22075849
Grab her, let her do the snuggling and get back to sleep.
>>22076246
Go see a therapist anon, it'll do you good. If you don't, you'll bury it in your subconscious until eventually it all comes out and you break down sobbing in a board meeting.
>>22078790
No, It's manageable and the rage slowly faded away over the years as I watched FiM anyways.
Now back to ponies, I think filly Dashie would be more aggressive in her pleading for attention.
>>22078863
I bet she would stomp her little hoofsies and pout until you picked her up.
>>22078906
Exactly what I had in mind, I wonder if Rarity and Applejack would be similar as aggressive pleasing ? I think so ! Pinkie, Fluttershy strike me more of a passive/deceived tears kind of fillies, like Twilight but more intense.
>>22078925
Pleading* shit sorry.
>>22078925
Rarity would whine at you. Flutters would probably just sit there, looking up at you with pouty eyes.
>>22075910
She was going to become a alicorn or princess eventually anyway, even Faust said so, she was being groomed to take over from Celestia and Luna, That's why she's called "Twilight" she's the converging point between the day(Celestia) and the night(Luna) and her element is a fucking crown you morons, I knew what was coming from the second episode.
>>22079230
>even Faust said so
I've never seen someone be so wrong about something.
>>22079277
Faust said she was eventually going to take Celestia's place, her name, her crown. It was all there and designed by faust, what else do you think it would imply. You're a insufferable stubborn autist
>>22076230
I feel ya. I may be too young to say it now, but I just can't see myself as a father in the future. And as if the fact that I don't consider myself responsible enough to take care of someone else's life, I'm not even sure if I want to be one sometimes and it kinda hurts inside. Not the depressing kind of hurt, but it's a bad "weird feeling".
>>22076083
>>22076246
You seem like a good person, despite the shit you've been through as a kid. I wish you luck in your life.
>inb4 anons call out "hugbox"
Go be edgy somewhere else
>>22079348
Source?
I have never heard anything like that, would like to confirm.
>>22075976
>>22078496
>Tfw /pol/ was right all along
>Hitler really dindu nuffin wrong
