I wake up and the thread died, whats wrong with you people?
So far, only three writefags have stepped up.
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
http://pastebin.com/q0hEzES1
http://pastebin.com/Qv2RGh6Z
Aka: You hurt my feelings edition ;_;.
All jokes aside, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
But now all my Twilight images are free again.
And maybe we might attract another writefag this time. Would be nice.
those stories, i like those stories, those are good fucking stories
>>21971655
>I wake up and the thread died, whats wrong with you people?
The premise is dead, the story told, we don't need another general.
>>21972407
This thread is like the Cherry Berry or Cheerilee chains of threads. Once no writefag wants to write about it anymore, it will die.
So you don't have to worry about it becoming a new general.
Stick the locust in the bum bum edition
I just saw that I fucked my "timeline" up a bit. Trying to fix that real quick, or as quick as possible.
Changed the last part a bit. So the "timeline" makes sense again.
It's on the pastebin.
>>21973622
Still waiting for story
>>21974055
On it. Have a Lillith in the meantime.
>>21974092
thank you for the story last thread,
It was fucking glorious
>>21974114Thanks.Story time, again! It's not much but it should do while I rewrite my plans for the story.
>So back to Twilight it is...
>As bad as it sounds, you kinda hope that Twilight will be busy tonight, so you can have some bro-time with your bovine, warrior-friend.
>It has been a long time since you did anything remotely manly here in Ponyville...
>You have a few stallion friends, like Big Mac, Thunderlane and Davenport.
>They are all nice enough, but much, much tamer compared to your guy-friends back on earth.
>Big Mac is a very introvert stallion, but can hold his liquor on the rare occasions he has time to go out.
>Thunderlane always wants to play board games.
>And boring ones at that. Not the cool stuff Twilight's brother plays with his friends.
>When he visited his sister last year, you had the chance to play a quick game with him and it was pretty interesting.
>Sadly he lives in Canterlot and you can't afford a train ticket every week.
>And Davenport... You are pretty sure he is gay and just your friend to see some extraterrestrial junk.
>So you avoid his fishy invitations to “test” sofas all of the time.
>Meh...
>>21974718
>Even all of your drinking buddies are mares, who were a bit baffled by the fact that a stallion is interested in bar crawling and getting drunk.
>That is all considered mare-stuff here in Equestria.
>Oh well... the reversed gender roles.
>They are not exactly reversed, but more shifted towards the female population.
>Since it outnumbers the male by roughly a factor of three.
>So the mares have to do most of the work, if they want a stallion for some fun or a relationship.
>Which probably led to the progression of the mares becoming the more outgoing and wilder gender.
>Kinda interesting to be honest.
>Anyways... here you are.
>Your marefriend's home.
>No talk about gossip can be heard so she isn't inside.
>Where to go now? Rarity's boutique?
>That is where she would most likely be... but knowing her, she wouldn't want two kids running around in her house, while she has work to do.
>Maybe Sugarcube Corner then? You could do for something sweet right now.
>Twilight surely too. A rhubarb, strawberry cupcake or one of Pinkie's famous Banana Kaboom's
>Which actually explode. In your mouth. With the force of four bananas!
>At least that is how Pinkie advertises them. You never had one.
>You like your food without explosives, thank you very much.
>Hmmm...
>Yeah, lets go to the bakery first. You can still go to the boutique afterwards if Rarity isn't there.
nope not again, bump
>After a short walk, you arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
>And sure enough, there she sits. Sipping on a coffee and reading a magazine.
>Spike and Sweetie Belle sitting beside her, happily eating away on their own treats.
>Okay, here goes nothing.
>Hopefully she just bought the two kids cake and not tried to preserve their innocence...
>You gulp and approach the small group.
“Hey Rares.”
>Rarity notices you and beams you a smile. Spike and Sweetie Belle wave at you,
>”Good afternoon, darling. Fancy meeting you here!”
>”Hi Anon!” they chime together.
“Hi Spike and Sweetie. How are you two? Was the sleepover nice?”
>The white filly nods foriously, while Spike seems to experience some sort of war flashback, judging by his face.
>”Mhm! We told scary stories all night, and had a tea party, and dressed up Spike! You won't believe how cute he looked!”
>”I'm not cute! I'm a boy!”
>Rarity giggles and strokes his head fins.
>”Aww poor Spikey-Wikey... But even boys are allowed to be cute from time to time. And I saw the dress, Sweetie chose for you. It was just fabulous~”
>>21976226
>The purple dragon blushes and crosses his arms.
>”But I don't wanna be fabolous...” he grumbles.
>You chuckle and pull a chair out for you.
>Stupid far too small pony chairs. Your ass has barely enough space to fit on it.
“You go, Spike. Fight for your bal-”
>Rarity shoots you a glare that could kill.
“Bal.. Bas... Basic rights. Yeah.”
>That was close.
>The last time you accidentally said a “bad” word around Sweetie. The white mare decided to make the seams of your work-pants extra weak.
>If your co workers ever wondered what you might look like under those pants... well they know now.
>”Tell me, Anon. How are you? It has been such a long time since we had time to just chat.”
>”Yeah! You never show up in the boutique any more...” Sweetie Belle says.
>You ruffle the filly's mane which elicits a cute laugh from her.
“Sorry, Sweetie. Just had my hands full of work. My boss got so many orders, that I had to do over time. But luckily he gave me the week off.”
>>21976240
>”So I assume you are quite fine then?”
“Yep. Thanks for asking.”
>”Wonderful. Are you here for a quick afternoon snack too?”
“Yes and no. Actually I'm here for you, Rares.”
>Rarity pouts.
>”If you would please stop using that awful nickname please. It sounds... so common. I don't like it.”
“Of course, Rarity.”
>She giggles.
>”That's better. And if I may ask... Exactly why are you here for me? Are you finally falling for my grace and beauty?” she says, while swiping a stray strand of hair out of her face.
>Ever since Rarity caught you staring at Applejack's flanks, she started teasing you.
>You know she only does it for the fun of it. But it can be very embarrassing, especially in public places.
>On a picnic last autumn, she “accidentally” brushed your inner thighs with her tail all day. And wallowed in your embarrassment and attempts to hide your boner.
>But always made clear afterwards that she shows no real interest in you and apologized with a shirt or a pair of socks or two.
>>21976255
>Yeah... mares, man.
>Sweetie Belle giggles and Spike shoots you the exact same look that Rarity gave you a few moments ago.
>He and his crush on her... It's endearing but also somewhat sad, knowing it will never happen.
>At least she doesn't tease him the same way as you. He probably wants it too, but he also doesn't know it's better that way.
>Poor lad.
“Sorry, Rarity. But I still didn't fall for your charms. Twilight sent me. She told me that you were supposed to drop off Spike a while ago. And since she was busy with experiments, she asked me to find you.”
>At the word “experiments”, the white mare can barely stiffle a laugh.
>Uh-oh...
>She regains her composure and takes another sip of her coffee.
>”Spike, Sweetie Belle?”
>They look at her.
>”Yes?”
>”Would you two please be so kindly to leave Anonymous and me alone for a short while? We have adult things to discuss.”
>Sweetie Belle's face lights up.
>”Like the stuff that minotaur told you? About your crisp buns?” she asks.
>The dressmaking pony's face flushes.
>>21976266
>”Sweetie! Don't mention that ruffian here! And no... it's not about that. It's the boring kind of adult talk.”
>”Aww... Can you at least tell me which buns he meant? We didn't carry any bread around.”
>How cute.
>”Maybe later, Sweetie. Now please go play. But somewhere I can see you two!”
>”Okay.” the two kids say in unison.
>They leave the table and you give Spike a quick high-five as he passes you.
>No hard feelings shall exist between you and your dragon bro.
>Rarity made sure that they were out of hearing range before opening her mouth again.
>”So... you want to know why I brought Spike here, and not home first?”
“Exactly.”
>Her lips form a sly smile.
>That is never a good sign...
>”Well... I had a good reason for that~”
>You gulp.
So thats it for tonight. I'm correcting the mistakes and then will upload the parts on my pastebin.http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
As per usual, leave critique and suggestions and tell me how you like the story so far. Also its allowed to flame me to hell and back for major grammatical mistakes I overlooked.
>>21976266
>where are the buns Rares ?
Oh.My.Fucking.Lels.jpg
>>21976344
Doing great man. Also,CHECK THEM
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>>21976344 _____________________
Welp, that's all for now. Also, dat rara gif
>>21971688
Gaaah that if is way to cute damnit I didnt need this heart anyway
>>21976344
Can't wait till tomorrow, man, that cliffhanger
page 8 bump
bump with love~
>>21976266
This picture, I love it so much and I'm not sure why. Probably the clean style and that expression of hers.
bah, page 8 is not as cool as this bump
bumping for help
last bump before bed,is this one going to die as well?
ok NOW is my last bump,pls someone help
Bump before bed
>>21982812
blimpity bump
Ah love mah Crossroads nice an' juicy
>>21984706
Applejack plsstay and enjoy
>>21976344
Cross, you're a writing genius.Never stop writing man,I'd love to see you in the Octavia's thread giving us some greentext as well
Bumping without contents
After wörk bump
Glad to hear you all like it.
>>21984795
Octavia is a good horse. I have a few ideas floating around, but I don't know yet what I'm going to write next. Let's finish this first.
Bump
>save edition
Pre writing bump
Bump from beyond
I'm slow today
“And that reason would be?”
>Maybe Sweetie just wanted cake and Spike tagged along so he could spend more time with Rarity.
>Hopefully.
>She lifts her cup and lets the brown liquid swirl around in it.
>Fucking tease...
>”Well...”
“Well?”
>”I heard her scream.”
>Terrific. Maybe if you play along, you can still save this.
“Scream? And you didn't think that you she might needed help?”
>The white mare giggles.
>”No, Anonymous. I'm pretty sure she didn't need my help back there~ She sounded juuuuust fine~”
“W-What do you mean?”
>She playfully swats a hoof at you.
>”Don't be silly, darling! It was not a scream of pain. Well, maybe it was. But it was the kind of scream a gentle, yet firm lash of a whip would elicit from a mare~”
>Kinky. But you always suggested that Rarity was into such things. It just fits her, somehow.
“So you are saying she had “company” then?”
>”Exactly! But...”
“But?”
>>21988009
>She empties her cup and sets it back onto the saucer.
>”You should know best, shouldn't you?”
>Danger! Will Robinson! Danger! Choose your words wisely!
“I-I don't know what you are implying, Rarity.”
>You wish you had a beverage or something else to busy your hands.
>Without any distractions they just grip the fabric of your pants tightly.
>”Come on, darling. Now don't play coy with me~ I have informations that our cute, purple friend spend the night at your house~.”
>How?!
“And? We watched a movie together, and since it was getting kind of late, I offered her to spend the night at my place.”
>Rarity rests her head on her fore hooves. Batting her eyelashes at you.
>”In your bed?”
>Fucking how? How does she knows all that stuff?
“N-No!”
>”I don't have to be Applejack, to tell that you are lying Anon. Or should I say... Mister Mous?”
>It's over. She knows.
>Your head droops in defeat.
“Y-You heard that too?”
>She snickers.
>”Yes~ I have an ear for such things. But don't worry, no other ponies were around at the time and Spike and Sweetie were busy arguing.”
>At least that is something...
>>21988021
>But now three of her friends know of your secret.
>”Also you carry her arousal around, dear. Not strong enough that most ponies would notice, but strong enough for me~”
>You thought you washed it all off... stupid non sensitive human nose.
“But how did you hear of last night?”
>Rarity winks.
>”I didn't. I just assumed and you confirmed my assumption. But to be honest...”
“Hmm?”
>”Twilight is not a mare to have sex without a romantic base. I know her long enough to safely say that. It's admirable, even if a bit boring.”
>She shoves the saucer away from her.
“Okay...”
>”And you two were dancing around each other for a good while now. It was bound to happen sooner or later. And...”
>Her hooves finds it's way to your hand. Gently squeezing it. How hooves are capable of that will always be a mystery to you.
>”I'm incredible happy that it finally happened. But please tell me that you love her too. I won't allow anypony to hurt her.”
>You look at her. She is bearing a reassuring smile, but also a bit of worry.
“I... I do.”
>”Wonderful.”
I'm going to stop here today. Honestly I'm too tired to write right now, and I have a bit of a problem to continue this without abruptly ending the scene.
So I will think about it and post the results tomorrow.
So good night for now.
>>21988651
sleep as much as you want, plan and pre write all that you want, just dont die on us and give up on the story, it is incredible and we want to see it finished
>>21988651
Listen to this guy >>21988733Srsly
>>21988733
>>21988755
Nah I don't plan on being kill any time soon. Sometimes I just write myself into a corner, and that's pretty shitty.
>>21988816
You can do it man, believe in the us who believe in you
>>21988816
Your greentext makes us imagining whole story in our minds.This ride will not stop
bümp
I don't have much Rarity
>>21990906
bumps
page 9 bump
not on my watch
bumping bump
page 9 bump 2: electric boogaloo
I'd like to write something for this, but it's too late tonight. If I think about it tomorrow or sometimes next week I may pop back in.
>>21992576
I knew it was going to happen
>>21997184
New writefags are always welcome. And I think drawfags too would be appreciated.
Work is finished bump.
>>21997184
New writefags are always welcome.
Bumpity
I rewrote the part from yesterday a bit and added more stuff. Enjoy.
“And that reason would be?”
>Maybe Sweetie just wanted cake and Spike tagged along so he could spend more time with Rarity.
>Hopefully.
>She lifts her cup and lets the brown liquid swirl around in it.
>Fucking tease...
>”Well...”
“Well?”
>”I heard her scream.”
>Terrific. Maybe if you play along, you can still save this.
“Scream? And you didn't think that you she might needed help?”
>The white mare giggles.
>”No, Anonymous. I'm pretty sure she didn't need my help back there~ She sounded juuuuust fine~”
“W-What do you mean?”
>She playfully swats a hoof at you.
>”Oh Anonymous~ Don't be silly! It wasn't a scream of pain. Or well, maybe it was... But it was the kind of scream that only a gently, yet firm lash of a wipe can elicit from a mare. Or perhaps a bite~?”
>You always knew that she was into such things... it just fits her somehow.
>But now be careful, young Anon. One wrong word and you will spill the beans to her.
“So you think, she had “company”?”
>Giggling, she nods.
>”Exactly!”
>>21999984
>The chances are good that she doesn't suspect you to be the company.
>Just play your cards right, and everything will be fine.
>Hopefully.
>You smile a forced smile... just play along.
“That's nice for her! Then you brought Spike here, to not intrude into her little liaison?”
>”Absolutely. That would be rude, and also a bit disturbing for my Spikey Wikey to see what is basically his mother in... well, action.”
>She rests her face on her hooves.
>”Now the only remaining question is, who the lucky stallion was. Judging from what I heard, he must be quite gifted.”
>Uhh... normally you avoid talks like that. But that would be suspicious.
>So you have to swallow the bitter pill and carry on.
“Got any ideas who it could be?”
>”Hmm... actually yes~”
>Her eyes are fixated on you. Hopefully only for the reason that you are her conversation partner.
>”Twilight doesn't have many male friends... so the circle of suspects is pretty small.”
>The cup levitates towards her mouth and she takes a sip from it.
>”First there would be Time Turner.”
“The clock maker?”
>>22000023
>”Mhm. He is a very polite and genuine stallion. Unfortunately, I know from reliable sources that he is gay.”
>Really? You didn't know that.
“So that excludes him.”
>”You are smarter than you look, darling~.”
>Rude. But you will let it slip.
>”Then there is Big Mac. But you know him.”
“Yeah. Pretty unlikely.”
>Rarity shoves the saucer away from her. The cup is empty.
>”Sadly yes. Sometimes I worry for him. So introverted... a gentle giant, but completely incapable of retaining a relationship.”
>She sighs.
>”Even Cheerilee got fed up after a while... and she is a very patient mare.”
“But sex doesn't necessarily need a relationship. Maybe they just had fun together.”
>Alone the thought of Twilight being with another stallion... or male makes you sick in the stomach.
>Strange how things can change... a few weeks ago you wouldn't have cared.
>So much...
>The white mare shakes her head.
>”You are right. But I know Twilight long enough to safely say that she isn't a mare to “have fun” without at least some kind of romantic base. She is a hopeless romantic, waiting for a prince to swipe her off hooves... Just like me when I was younger but...”
>>22000050
>Her eyes gaze into the air besides you. The expression on her face changed from a giddy to a neutral one.
>”... that’s not the point.”
>Looks like she has her own problems with that issue. Even a beautiful mare like Rarity, who probably has more suitors than anyone of her friends had their fair share of problems with relationships.
>Maybe this fact makes it even harder for her.
>You put a hand on her shoulder and beam her a reassuring smile.
>”Sorry for tracking off...”
“No problem, Rarity. If you want to talk about it some time, I'm there for you.”
>She returns it and blushes slightly.
>”Thank you, Anonymous. You are a good friend, but another time.”
“Okay. So what are your other suppositions?”
>”Well there are two more. One is the local paediatrician, Quick Fix. They were always good friends and used to go to the same college. But he is married and I highly doubt that he would cheat on his wife.”
>She giggles.
>”The scandal would be outrageous if that ever would come out.
“Heh. You're right. Then that only leaves...?”
>She fixates you again. A sly grin on her lips and a twinkle in her eyes.
>”You~ My dear friend, Anonymous.”
>Danger! Will Robinson! Danger!
Just checking
>>22000000
>>21999999
>>22000081
“M-Me! Don't be silly, Rarity. I'm not even a pony!”
>”That didn't stop Twilight from befriending you. I don't see the problem there. And since your arrival you two are practically inseparable. From the simple beginnings of her asking you about your home world, to the movie nights you now have every week.”
>Rarity leans her head towards you, batting her eyelashes.
>”She even cancelled our spa dates from time to time, just to do some silly thing with you. How did she call it? Playing Segahr Gemini?”
“Sega Genesis...”
>”Yes~ That was it.”
>You are now walking on very thin ice.
“But I still think that you are being ridiculous. I mea-”
>Rarity shushes you.
>”Oh Anon~ I find it endearing that you played along all the time. But you forgot one simple detail in your cunning plan.”
>You snort.
“And that would be?”
>”You live a good quarter hour away from her.”
>Fuck! She is right... how could your forget that?
>>22000103
>”Why would she have invited you, just after her plaything left? Only to sent you out, to go look for me? That seems rather silly, don't you think?”
>It's over... She knows. She knew all along and set a trap for you.
>And of course you run into it like an idiot.
“Ehm... I...”
>You wish you had a beverage or something else to busy your hands.
>Without any distractions they just grip the fabric of your pants tightly.
>”Anonymous darling, please.”
>Her hooves finds it's way to your hand. Gently squeezing it. How hooves are capable of that will always be a mystery to you.
>”It's okay. I'm happy for you and Twilight. You two danced around each other for so long now... it was bound to happen sooner or later. And you are perfect for each other, believe me.”
>You look at her. She is bearing a smile, full of kindness and understanding.
>”But just tell me one thing.”
“Yes?”
>”Do you love her? You are not just in for the physical intimacy?”
>W-What? Of course not!
“N-No! I love her!”
>”That's all I wanted to hear. I just don't want anypony to hurt her...”
>Your lips form their own smile.
“Me neither, Rarity. Me neither.”
>>22000118continue plz.
captcha: needd
>Her smile grows wider.
>”Wonderful... To be honest I was a bit worried.”
“Really? Why that?”
>”Twilight has awful luck when it comes to stallions. I can't speak for her relationships before she came to Ponyville, but I know about the few she had here.”
>Didn't Twilight say that she never told about anypony about Silver Lining?
“She told me a bit about them...”
>She leans her head sidewards like a confused or curious dog.
>”She did?“
“Yeah... mostly about her relationships in Canterlot.”
>Rarity doesn't have to know everything, yet.
>”She never wanted to talk about them with me. Looks like she really trusts you... that's nice.”
>Her face takes the same crestfallen look as before, but she quickly shakes it off and continues.
>”Do you want to know about her former ties here?”
>Do you? Honestly, yes. But...
“I think, I want to wait until she feels ready enough to tell me herself.”
>Rarity giggles.
>”Such a gentlecolt~ If Twilight didn't snatch you away, I would woo you myself~”
>She rest her head on her hooves again.
>”Just so you know... I'm open for many things~”
>>22001424
>You back up. Well as good as your chair allows.
“R-Rarity please!”
>Laughing, she sticks out her tongue.
>”Oh darling~ I'm merely joking. Don't worry. I won't interfere in your every so curly relationship with our beloved librarian. But...”
“But what?”
>”Do tell me, how it happened. I mean you are together now, aren't you?”
“Y-Yes. Since yesterday, pretty much.”
>”Oh my~ A couple for such a short time and already making her scream like a wild animal. Like I said, you must be gifted~”
>Your cheeks burn up.
>God... you hate conversations like that.
“Uhm... Thanks?”
>She gets uncomfortably close.
>”If you two ever decide to... well, try a Ménage à trois. Do think of me please~”
>A what now? She can't possibly mean what you are thinking right now.
>Just nod and ignore.
“Yeah... of course.”
>”Wonderful~ Now tell me how you came together. And leave no dirty detail out~”
>Rarity winks at you.
“Well...”
>>22001442
>You gave her a quick run down of the last two days. Without the kinky details of course. Much to her dismay, but that's none of her concern.
>Also you simply can't talk about such things to anyone but Kirron.
>And even than you have to be incredibly drunk.
>...
>”So you confessed to each other in the tub? How unbelievably romantic! I can imagine it so clearly! Dimmed candle light... a soft and quiet melody playing in the background... two lovers on top of each other, gazing into their eyes.”
>She grabs her face by the cheeks and squees.
>You nod.
“Yes... you nailed it pretty well... Still I can't believe that everything happened so fast, though...”
>She waves you off.
>”Some things are just meant to happen.”
“Maybe. But don't you think it's a bit rushed? I mean we skipped a few steps.”
>”Now don't be foalish, Anonymous. How long do you know Twilight now?”
“Since I arrived here in Equestria... So about two and a half years. I think.”
>The white unicorn makes a few strange motions with her fore legs. Gesticulating just doesn't work with hooves.
>”See?”
“See what?”
>”Don't play dumb! You didn't skip a few steps, you stretched them out!”
>Rarity has a point there...
“You think so?”
>>22001462
>”Absolutely. But now we go round in circles, don't you think?”
“Yeah.”
>She beckons the waitress over.
>Which strangely isn't Pinkie. Looks like her shift is already over.
>”I'd like to pay, please.”
>”Of course. That will be 12 bits, please.” the waitress replies
>Rarity hoofs her the money over.
>”Thank you. Have a nice day.”
>The cream coloured mare does a little bow and vanishes into the bakery again.
>”I'm incredibly sorry darling, but I have to go now. A terrible large order from Trottingham came in yesterday and I'm already behind.”
“No problem, Rarity. It was nice talking to you.”
>She beams you a smile.
>”Likewise. Sweetie! We are going home! Say Goodbye to Spike.”
>”OKAY!” the filly yells.
>”Tchk. Always so loud... Anyways. Visit me some time. Then we can talk more about you and Twilight. I might even have a few tips on how to treat a mare well~”
“Will do. And Rarity...”
>”Yes, darling?”
“Could you keep what I told you a secret? We first want to see if it works out, before we make it official.”
>Along with some other reasons.
>”I don't see any reasons why it shouldn't work, but don't worry. I won't say a word.”
>That's relieving to hear. Especially from a gossipy mare like Rarity.
“Thank you.”
>”Don't mention it. Now come. Spike and Sweetie are waiting.”
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>>22001479
Cross, just keep Anon loyal.when marriage?
Don't worry. I won't let him cheat on Twi. I'm basically his god. So If he tries anything, I will smite him.
And...I don't know
>>22002153
Praise the Cross
>>22002153
>Keeping him loyal
>Not letting him cheat on Twalot or have a threesome
Now you're just beingbased
>After another quick farewell to Rarity and Sweetie Belle, you and Spike are now on your way home.
>The little dragon is awfully quiet.
>If he had pockets, you are sure he would put his claws in them.
>That gives you an idea for his next birthday present. A cool, black leather jacket.
>All boys love leather jackets. The only problem is where to get the leather...
>Maybe Kirron can get his hands on it. You should ask him later.
“Spike? Is everything alright? You didn't say a word since we left Sugarcube Corner.”
>He looks up to you and smiles and obviously forced smile.
>”Yeah... just tired.”
>And his head droops again.
“Come on. There's more to it.”
>His mouth opens and judging by the look on his face, he ponders about what to say.
>You give him a little shove.
“You know, that you can tell me everything. You are my lil' bro after all, aren't you?”
>Now the smile on his lips is genuine.
>“Yeah.”
”So what is it? Did Sweetie Belle give you the needle?”
>He shakes his head.
>”No. She was as nice as always. It's just...”
“Hmm?”
>>22003456
>”What did you and Rarity talk about?”
>Oh, it's about his crush again.
“We talked about Twilight, among other things.”
>His ear fins? Yeah, you are pretty sure that is the right term. Anyway... they perk up.
>”So it wasn't about... you know... you and her?”
>You chuckle.
“No. Don't worry. I'm not interested in Rarity.”
>But she is interested in you. At least in a physical way... You don't know what to think about that.
>”Really? Phew...”
>Spike sighs and visibly relaxes.
>”I thought, because she mentioned “adult things”, it was about... well.”
>You lean down and pat his head.
“Nah. It was really the boring kind of “adult talk”. I would be an idiot to to go after the girl of my bro.”
>He laughs.
>”You sure would be! Nopony messes with the “Spikster”!”
>The Spikster? Really?
>Well, your self given name at his age was “The Nonnynator”, so who are you to judge.
>You make a mental note to hide this piece of your past from Pinkie Pie.
>She would never stop calling you that.
>>22003476
>But still. His crush on Rarity will only end badly.
>Maybe you should talk about it with him? You could convince him to shift his attention to Sweetie Belle.
>She is basically a mini Rarity. And what's more important, she is roughly the same age as him.
>Also she always tries to spend time with Spike, at least from what you saw and heard.
>Or you could let him learn it the hard way.
>Like you had to.
>Hmm...
>But let's first see if you can get anything out of him. If not, you will talk to Twilight about that issue later.
“So how was the sleep over?”
>He makes a “so-so” gesture with his claw.
>One of the many gestures you thought him.
>”Eh... the beginning was nice, when they were all busy with chatting or tea parties. But once that was over, they started to include me in their stupid girl games.”
“Ah yes. Sweetie dressed you up.”
>You stifle a laugh.
>”Please don't mention it again! It was awful...”
>That's a good opportunity to get a little insight into his brain.
“So what do you think about the fillies? They are pretty cute, aren't they?”
>You feel like a paedophile right now... that came out so creepy.
>>22003499
>Spike gives you a questioning look.
>”What do you mean, Anon?”
“I mean if you like one of them...”
>”One of them? Like... love?”
>He shudders.
>”Nah... Girls are icky.”
“Rarity is also a girl. Do you think she is icky too?”
>There it is again. His attempt at looking fierce and angry.
>”Rarity is not a girl, she is a lady! Who does lady things! Not stupid girls stuff.”
>Aha.
“But Sweetie Belle seems pretty interested in you. She drags you along all the time, to do crusading together and what not.”
>He blushes. Or what the dragon equivalent of blushing is.
>You think his scales just changed colour.
>”So you think, she likes me?”
>You nod.
“Mhm. Looks like it. Why else would she spend so much time with you?”
>”Oh wow...”
“Do you like her too?”
>He fiddles with his claws.
>”I don't know... I only know that I like Rarity.”
“Maybe you should give Sweetie a chance then? You never know where it might lead.”
>Spike doesn't answer. Seems like he is lost in thought.
>Come on... Come on... Don't make yourself unhappy pal.
>If you were twelve years old, and were interested in ponies at this age, you would totally go for Sweetie Belle.
>...
>That was even creepier.
>”Yeah... maybe you are right, Anon. Sweetie is pretty cute... and funny. From time to time.”
>Strike!
>”But you don't just try to get me away from Rarity, do you?”
>What?
“Of course not. Like I said, I'm not interested in her.”
>>22003521
>”Good. But I will keep an eye on you.”
>You throw your arms up in defence.
“I won't dare to cross the mighty dragon's path.”
>He laughs.
>”You better don't. Or I will burn your house down. It would take a while, but I could.”
“Yeah, yeah. So what's your plan?”
>”My plan to do what?”
>You bop his shoulder.
“Your plan to woo Sweetie, you dolt.”
>His cheek scales change colour again.
>”Ah yeah... I don't know yet.”
“If you need any help, you can talk to me. I know a thing or two about women.”
>”And yet, I have never seen you with any mare.”
>He shoots you a cocky grin.
>Aww bro... That burn was sick.
>You are so proud of him. Finally your teachings paid off.
“Heh.”
>”Heh.”
“You know, you should start running now, before I decide to pay you back.”
>Spike snickers.
>”I know. Just wanted to say something else.”
“And that would be?”
>”Thanks, Anon. For always being there for and looking after me.”
>Aww... that makes your heart melt.
“No problem. That's the job of a big brother.”
>He gives your leg a hug, beams you a short smile and then runs off.
>”You will never catch me!”
“We will see about that!”
>Life is good at the moment. With some small deductions, yeah. But still you are happier than ever.
>And with that being said, you take up the chase.
>No amount of heartwarming will save him from the assault of pokes he has to endure once you catch him.
>So wills it the codex of brothers.
So thats it for today, and just in time because I start getting inkblob captchas. And I hate those.
Pastebinhttp://pastebin.com/u/X-Roadswill be updated once I finally corrected all the mistakes.
>>22003554
Soo, Anon is Twilight's stallion and Spike is Anon's lil' brother, perfect familythis needs to be continued. I'd like to see Spike trying to get Sweetie.
>>22003997
I need this
Cross could this be a chapter on it self or a one shot? Maybe another dream bubble?
>>22002153
Since you wrote a "fantasy" part with Rainbow Dash, you shouldwrite a non-canon part where Twilight and Anon give Rarity her wish and explore kinky domination stuff in the bedroom. It's only fair.Would probably be a lot of work, but could be refreshing as you try to figure out what direction to take the story if you're running out of steam.
Great work so far! You are based X-Roads.
>>22003997
Yep thaht's the situation. I planned on adding more backstory with Spike for Anon, before I put it on to the pastebin.
>>22004177
If enough Anon's are interested, I could write their awkward first date, after I finished the current story day.
>>22004204
Another threesome? Maybe. But I don't have any experiences with S/M or similar stuffbefore anyone makes some implications that I took it into the bum because of the anal scene from the mares perspective. No I didn't :^)
Also that would be a project for after I finished the whole story. The RD/TS/Anon threesome was incredibly difficult to write for me. Concentrating on what one person / pony does to your body is hard enough, but two... pfft. A hell if you want to write it out without it sounding awkward or silly.
And thanks, I like being called based :^)
Bamp.
>>22003554
Damn that was really cute and heartwarming and stuff, really lifted my mood
Already lookin forward to tomorrow!
i am really liking the story, i cant wait for the next part
>>22005983
Agreed.
At first I thought it was going to be silly. But I'm digging ir.
>>22006299
>It*
Bump.
bumpingfor more
bamp
bumpity-bump
>>21985657I fuckin' LOVE pudgy mares.But not those "why the fuck would you go there" fat pones. Just, no.
>>21999984
>yet firm lash of a wipe can elicit from a mare.
I think you meant whip.
>>22001442
>”Oh darling~ I'm merely joking. Don't worry. I won't interfere in your every so curly relationship with our beloved librarian. But...”
ever*
and I'm not sure what word you were going for with "curly". Maybe it's proper?
>>22003532
>”You better don't. Or I will burn your house down. It would take a while, but I could.”
better not*
>>22004204
>Withworst pony
>Not AJ
Page 8 h8
>>22004294
Still would love to see Spike dating Sweetie
>>22005637
>>22005983
>>22006299
Thanks.
>>22010212
Thanks too, I will correct them. And "curly" is according to the internet an old fashioned word for "kinky". And the internet would never lie, wouldn't it?
>>22010799
Okay then. I will think of something.
>>22011450
Yo Crossroads, for one, pls gib update
For two, I have no idea why, but the way you write Rarara makes me unf majorly, could we have more of her in the future?Preferably in a lewd way
Three, I'm all for a Spike-Sweetie Belle side story, and all the spaghetti that'll be dropped in the process
Four, what happened to Dash? Will she make a reappearance or is her part of the story done now?
But overall, I'm enjoying the story m9, waiting eagerly for the next update
>>22011551
Updates are coming in the evening. Weekend afternoon are for Path of Exile :^)
I like Rarara a lot, even if she isn't my favourite of the mane 6. Personally I see her as a experienced mare who knows what she wants. Like I said before, I have a few story ideas floating around, but don't know yet what's next.
Dash will shop up again some time. I planned her for the next story day but I'm not sure yet what she will do.
And thanks, I'm enjoying writing it too.
>>22001462
what the fuck? did she fill her entire tub full of milk or semen or something? Is that why her coat is white?
>>22012156
Cleopatra was said to have bathed in a whole pool of milk, apparently it's good for the skin or something
>>22012156
>>22012200
Because Rarity is worth it!
>>22012200
learn new stuff every day
>>22011681
Personally, I'm tired of all of these people who want to make a SM rarara. Do it if you really want to, but all that I've read so far is shit. The fact that she's experienced doesn't mean that she has to like black leather and whips, yes ?
>>22012305
No she hasn't. It's a fantasy I like, but I'm open to new stuff.
What fetishes or kinks would you give her? Or are your headcanon?
Pastebin is finally up to date.http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
Also: bump.
>>22012200
Double dubs of wisdom
>>22012333
I'd say she may like it rough. Not actual sadomaso stuff or domination, but just getting her plot rammed pretty hard, occasionally a slap or two on her flanks during the intercourse, maybe even forcing her head down or pulling her mane could get her juices spilling all around the room. I don't know why but I can't imagine her actually having a romantic and classy intercourse (if there is such a thing as classy sex) instead of rough play. I guess it's because most of us may see her polite appearance and behaviour as a façade, while in her bedroom she would show her "true" nature of a more impulsive mare with a more primordial (not sure if I'm using this term right) behaviour.
Also those trips are good for your health, as I'm told.
>>22014687
That's similar to my "headcanon". Mine just has more riding crops and maybe a ball gag.
Also she would wear some seriously unf-inducing lingerie.
>>22012156
Maybe
>>22014937
I am not this guy >>22014687 but I like that way.
You don't have to be full sm to enjoy a riding crop or a whip
Can we have the princesses hooked on Anon's white stuff too?
>>22015646
yes, that shit is hot as fuck
>The small, purple dragon is surprisingly fast on his sorry excuses for legs.
>But you won't let him escape from his well earned punishment.
>Only 75% of the local population is faster than you, and you are not willing to Spike become part of this majority.
“You can't run nor hide from me! Give up!”
>”Never!”
>He breathes fire on the ground behind him, setting it aflame.
>Pulling out the dirty tricks now, eh?
>With the reflexes of a young god, you manage to jump over the burning patch of earth.
“Ah! Hot!”
>Your hear Spike laughing.
>Just you wait... After you poked him into submission, you will apply cold water to the burned area.
>Justice now, pain later!
>Your strides get longer and faster. Only a few metres are separating you from Spike now.
>You can smell his fear and see the distress on his face.
>Time for the finishing pounce!
“Here's Nonny!”
>”Where's Nonny?”
>What?
>Suddenly you get knocked to the ground by a pink blur.
“Umpf!”
>”There is Nonny!”
>>22016038
>Pinkie Pie is sitting on your chest. A wide grin on her face and her tail waggling from side to side like a dog.
>Fuck! And you were so close! So close!
>Now you know how most super villains must feel.
>”Hah! I found you!” Pinkie states.
>You shove her head out of your field of view, only to see Spike doing that stupid victory dance he learned from Rainbow Dash.
>This is far from over!
>Pinkie moves into your vision again.
>”Nonny!”
>You sigh.
“Yes, Pinkie?”
>She pulls a small bag out of her saddlebags.
>”You forgot the Banana Kaboom, you wanted to buy for Twilight!”
>How? Seriously, how?!
>A bit baffled , you take the package out of her mouth.
>”There is also a Triple Chocolate muffin in there! Your favourite!”
“Uh... Thanks, Ponks. How did you kn-”
>The pink menace shushes you with a hoof.
>"The minds of gods are not for mortals to know or to judge. Accept that Tzeentch has a place for all of us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play."
>>22016057
>Her grin grows to unnatural proportions.
>”Praised be he, who controls fate. And be thankful for not interfering with yours.”
>Now that's seriously creepy. She can't learned all that from you cheesy Warhammer novels.
>Which you don't even remember ever borrowing to her.
“Pinkie... please say you are joking.”
>”Curiosity begets knowledge, knowledge begets curiosity. Only great Tzeentch sates both."
>She begins to laugh hysterically and grabs you by your collar.
>Even Spike is a bit intimidated now.
>But she suddenly stops her crazy fit and smiles at you.
>”Of course, I'm joking.”
>Thank god...
>She hops off your chest and helps you up.
>”There you go, Nonny!”
“T-Thank you.”
>You are still a bit shaky from this... event.
“But how did you know I forgot the sweets? And how did you even know that I wanted some in the first place?”
>Pinkie giggles.
>”Oh you know. My Pinkie sense!”
>She points at her tail and ears.
>”Two tail wiggles, one ear flop and two burps are a clear sign, that a good friend of mine forgot to buy cakes for...”
>>22016077
>She beckons you to kneel down, so she can whisper into your ear.
>”...his or hers very special somepony!”
>Giggling she shoves you away.
“Oh okay...”
>Just accept it and go on...
“But still...”
>Brain to Anon: Stop! I can't handle this shit today!
“That whole Tzeentch stuff is pretty creepy. Please, stop with that.”
>”Aww come on! I'm just messing with you. I'm not really a cultist of the dark gods!”
>Hopefully. You wouldn't be surprised if she turned into a pink horror one day.
>”Or am I...”
>She sits down on her haunches, and rubs her chin. Is she seriously pondering about that?
>Shaking her head, she gets up again.
>”Nah.. But I will be on my way then. Mr. Cake asked me to foalsit the twins this evening. Looks like he is getting some fun tonight!”
>Too much information!
“Ehm... Nice for him?”
>She gigglesnorts and nods.
>”Yeppers! Anyway. Enjoy your sweets, Nonny! I will see you around!”
“Bye, Ponks.”
>Whistling some song, she bounces away. Only stopping, to wave into the sky... and blow a kiss to it.
>Yeah... that happened too.
>You will never be able to fully understand her, and maybe it's better this way.
>Especially for your mental health.
>Spike dares to approach you again.
>”Uhm...?”
“Exactly. Let's just forget that ever happened, okay?”
>”Okay.”
>>22015646
Don't we have already a story about that?
Also I'm slow as fuck today.
>>22016123
I don't know. I wish there is though. I like the thought of two prim and proper princesses as cum guzzlers.
>>22016394
Yeah that is pretty hot... Especially if they start argueing who gets to swallow your cum first.
>>22016394
>>22016123
There was one or two stories in the first threads about princess wanting anoncum yea.
Personally I'd want to see something with Zecora becoming addicted to it though, not enough stuff with our favourite black and white priestess/shaman.
>>22016486
So many ideas... and yet so little time to write.
>>22016123
This ponke stuff is weird man.i kek'd
>>22016606
Hehe yeah, She's supposed to be that. Using knowledge that Anon thinks is only known to him, against the poor human.
If it gets too over the top or too weird with the references, just say something.
>>22016704
I'm imagining advices given by Anon to Spike about Sweetie
>Just be careful ma lil' brother, ladies sometimes do dirty things
>>22017092you'll like it spike
>>22017092
>>22017122
B-But guys! Sweetie isn't for sexual yet!
>>22017142she is* she just doesn't know that yet
>>22017142
Yeah you're right, Sweetie isn't for sexualfor anonSpike on the other hand
>>22017467Spike X Sweetie when?
>>22017498
Soon. But don't know if sexual yet. I must first see if I'm comfortable writing it.
Also sorry for the wait guys.
>>22017574
Make it slow man, sex doesn't comethatfast
>>22017602
I didn't even start with the Sweetie thing yet. Just sketched a few parts out. Like what they will do and where.
But I think for the ending their first date a kiss will suffice and then maybe a timeskip of a year or so for the sexxings. Since they are both so young.
>>22017656
Good, you know that Spike loves makingawfulballads
>just suggestingI really want Spike X Sweetie to be succesfulbut don't forget to add some funny fails to it too
>>22012333
>What fetishes or kinks would you give her? Or are your headcanon?
I like to think that she's (very) open-minded and experienced, maybe even with younger stallions and shit but that's pretty much it
>>22017988
>younger stallions
Oh my anon... stop trying to rekindle my SS fetish.Honestly I was pretty ashamed, I had it for a time
>>22017785
Will keep that in mind.
And I'm still waiting here for
>greentextpls
>>22018438
Yeah I know. I'm on it. But I'm not really that creative today. But I will deliver something today, don't worry.
>>22018064
>Honestly I was pretty ashamed, I had it for a time
>being ashamed of /ss/
U fokin wot m9, /ss/ is the greatest of fetishes and you should be proud of it
Pretty sad for /mulp/ lose in 4CC;_;7
>For the rest of the walk home, you and Spike agreed on a ceasefire.
>Well... you see it as more of a surrender than a ceasefire, since Spike didn't really put up a fight.
>Humanity always wins.
>The clocktower strikes four times.
>Wow. It has gotten late. Hopefully Twilight isn't worrying herself to death again.
>You really hate it when she does that.
>Like yesterday where she assumed some horrible monster got you... Why would she even think of such a scenario?
>Man...
>”Anon?”
>That snaps you back into reality.
“Yes, Spike?”
>He looks a bit troubled.
>”And you are sure about Sweetie? Do you really think that she might like me?”
“Yeah. From what I saw she seems pretty into you. How often in the, lets say last month, has she asked you to do something with her?”
>Spike thinks for a bit.
>”Nearly every day.”
“And how often only with her alone? Without Applebloom and Scootaloo?”
“A dozen times or so...”
>You clap your hands together.
>>22018798
“There you have it! If she wouldn't have a crush on you, why else would she do it?”
>”Oh... yeah that makes sense. But...”
“But what?”
>He looks up to you.
>”I still don't know if I like her. With Rarity... I just saw her and knew that she was the mare I wanted.”
>You sigh.
“Look, Spike. I'm going to be honest with you.”
>That is going to be hard for him, but you don't want to see his heart being shattered into thousand pieces.
“How old are you?”
>”Twelve.”
“And how old is Rarity?”
>“Twenty four...”
>Spike's head droops.
>You can see how his hopes and dreams burst like bubbles in the wind.
>Seems like he always knew that this is a major problem, but never wanted to realize that.
>Poor lad... You kneel down and put a hand on his shoulder., gently squeezing it.
>Bro-talk needs to be done at eye level.
“You can see, why it would never work?”
>A tear rolls down his cheek.
>”Yeah...”
“Come here.”
>You pull the purple dragon... no, your little brother into a hug.
>>22018813
>Idly rubbing his back while he sniffles into your chest.
>After a short moment, you give him some space to breath and wipe a tear from his face.
“You know why I'm telling you all that?”
>Hesitantly, he nods.
>”Because you don't want to see me getting hurt?”
“Exactly. What kind of big brother I would be, if I would let that allow to happen?”
>Spike smiles, and you return the smile.
>”Thanks, Anon. But it still hurts...”
>You ruffle his head scales.
“I know. And it will for a while. But in the long term it's better for you. I hope you understand that.”
>”Probably...”
“You will, believe me. Just give it some time.”
>”Okay.”
“And if you ever want to talk about that again, just come to me okay?”
>His smile grows a bit wider.
>”I will. Thanks, Bro.”
>You present your fist and he bumps his into yours.
“Okay then. Let's go home now. Twilight is surely worrying her cute, little head off.”
>Spikes eyebrow raises.
>”Her what now?”
>Oh fuck. You misspoke yourself.
“Ehrm... I mean...”
>He shoots you that cocky grin again.
>”Buy me a huge scoop of ice cream with gem sprinkles and I might forget about that.”
>Only kids can switch from sadness to blackmailing their siblings in mere seconds.
>Admirable, but somewhat evil.
”Deal...”
>You shake hands with him.
>”Always a pleasure to make business with you.”
“Likewise.”
Yeah that's it for today, update wise. It's pretty meh-ish. I might rewrite it later, before I upload it onto the pastebin.
>>22016077
>>22016057
>pinkie worships Tzeetch
holy shit my sides
lets get away from page 8
The cool thing about Canada is that you don't even need any identification.
>>22019868
That random fact was brought to you by:
Anon.
But uhm nice to know, thanks.
>>22018064
>SS fetish
Alright Cross, you gotta explain to thisvirginpleb what that is.
>>22019868
Anon please, not this ebin maymay again...
>>22020673
Straight Shota
Adult women sleeping with young boys.
And this canada thing is a meme? Doesn't look very dank to me.
>>22018854
Anon - Spike talk made me happy, really loved it
>>22020699
So you mean Pedo Cougars or just Cougars? In any case, I must admit that it is kinda intriguing, I can see why you had such a fetish.Don't feel ashamed for that, it surely can't be worse than straight pedophilia. Besides, if you feel shame for that, then how should we feel like for clopping? Just fap your thoughts away and quit your worries.
Your dubs confirm that maymay for not being dank.
Really though, I hatefully call it meme because a long time ago someone tried to force it. I only know of it through one of those Porny Head Stimulators from a guy named Happy Jack Kitty or something along those lines. Long story short, faggot meme is plenty of faggotry.
>>22021087
Oh ok. I just never heard of that meme.
And yeah I probably felt uncomfortable with /ss/ since it's technically pedophilia.
But I never felt ashamed for clopping strangely. Maybe because I fapped to Monstergirlsespecially slime, centaur and lamiabefore.
And /ss/ is just any woman in adult age. Doesn't matter if 20, 40 or 60 years old. At least thats my understanding of it.
>>22020969
Yep. Just reread it and let it go through the nod.
Looks like freshly written green needs some time to sink in.
So the pastebin is updatedhttp://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
So Imma gonna stop blogging now and go to bed. Good night.
page 8, GOD HAS FORSAKEN US, ABANDON ALL HOPEcapcha: noono
bumps
b-b-b-bamp
i dont trust pinkie
>>22021216
>Cross the mesajah bamp
>>22021216
>Oh ok. I just never heard of that meme
It was not even a meme, just a faggot posting it over and over again in all the threads he could find
Bump
>save edition
bump before bed
Well I wish everyone here a good night, I shall try to keep this aliveHail europe
>>22026770Europe reporting
>>22026770
>>22026890Albanianfag rebumping for duty, Sir!
>>22026119
Exactly why I call it Ebin Maymay out of pure despise for forced memes.
>>22021216
I didn't feel shame for clopping either, although I was quite skeptical at first, especially before getting an interest in pones. Not that I used to shun it before, I just considered it another fetish and went on with my life without bothering too much about what people fapped to. But many people on /mlp/ used to claim that they felt ashamed after clopping and when I started doing it I didn't feel bad at all. All in all it's just a life experience, I mean a classmate of mine told me that he used to stick his dick in a heater or whatever it's called, so yeah.Quick question: what is exactly considered "clopping"? Are Eqg and humanized included in it or is it just for full pone form? Not that it matters that much, but up to now I have fapped to 2 pone gifs alone (one with Lyra and one with Flutters) while the rest was humanized. Then there's also actual porn and hentai, but whatever.
>>22027681
>he used to stick his dick in a heater
lolwat. that sounds not only painful, but pretty dumb too.
Clopping, I think, just means fapping to ponies. Don't know about humanized or EQG because I'm not interested in >no hooves porn for mlp.
>>22011450
>And "curly" is according to the internet an old fashioned word for "kinky"
Personally never heard that before. Learn something new every day.
>>22016077
>Which you don't even remember ever borrowing to her.
loaning her*
>>22018830
>”Always a pleasure to make business with you.”
do business*
>>22028304
Thanks! I have corrected the mistakes.
>>22028110
Call me a pleb but personally I prefer humanized and r34 of pone form with human vaginas. I'm simply not that much into anatomical correctness and winking.I'm beyond salvation, sorry.
Here, I'll share two links of the Lyra and Flutters gifs I was talking about, to apologize for my normie waysanon-kun:
https://derpiboo.ru/273291 Lyra
https://derpiboo.ru/787042 Fluttershy
>heater
Fuck, I meant radiator, now I remember the term. Pic related is his ex waifu (this one is just a google image to give you an idea of which kind of radiator, you can see that an average dick would have enough space to fit in without it being hurt).
Apparently he was always a bit too hormonal, he told me he also used to grope girls because of that. Hold on, I'm gonna tell you two or three anecdotes I learned of his past, either directly from him or by listening to people talking about him. I'll green it for effect.
>>22028398
>tfw spoilering all of your shit
>>22028398
>pone form with human vaginas
>not that much into anatomical correctness and winking.
>I'm beyond salvation, sorry.
At least you admitted it.
But how do you not like those thick, juicy horse pussy lips? And the delicious big button that peeks out of it's hood just long enough for you to give it a small suck? And the wonderful muscle control that can grip you as soft or hard as you want? I mean, I'm no expert, but when she can really show you how turned on she is with herhorsepussy alone, and can caress me in different ways with it, I don't know HOW you even choose the
>human
version over pone.
>https://derpiboo.ru/787042
Das hot tho
>I'm gonna tell you two or three anecdotes I learned of his past, either directly from him or by listening to people talking about him. I'll green it for effect.
>http://youtu.be/mkeZfc5IpkE
>>22028666
Well, here's a pic related of a discussion that occurred a long time ago. I wasn't supposed to start clopping at all at the time. In fact, when I started browsing /mlp/ I wasn't supposed to like ponies as well. When I came here it was for curiosity purposes, as I wanted to see a comparison between the Head Stimulators and reality. Then I stayed because most of you guys were actually pretty damn cool, smart and witty, even though I still wasn't interested into the show at all. But eventually pone took over.
Long story short, I may change my mind some day, but not today. I guess I'll just stick to humanized and pones with human vaginas for now.
And yeah, your trips are in for a treat, give me a second.
>>22028398
Alright, here's the first story, which he told me the same day he told me about his past fetish for heat radiators. I'll try and simulate his mind at the time as well.
>Be this guy, an italianfag and hormonal as fuck
>Your whole class is at a museum for a school trip
>The rest of your classmates is all grouped and crowded in the next room
>You're in a small room with some paintings and there's only one other person in there
>One lonely girl is looking at a painting
>It's that ukrainian girl: the smartass of the class but also a good-looking one
>And she's wearing a skirt
>1960 AD + 55, still wearing skirts
>Fucking slav bitch needs to be punished for getting herself so vulnerable
>She's in for a good crotch poke
>Stealthily approach your prey
>Well, not stealthily, just without making any noise and trying not to look suspicious
>Approaching a girl in crouched position would be enough to send you in jail. Stupid.
>Okay, there's no one else other than you two and she's looking at the painting, but better safe than sorry
>You're now behind her, not crouched but slightly bent over, with your arm leaning between her legs
>You position your hand beneath her skirt, with the middle finger lifted
>LAUNCH BARRAGE!!!
>With strenght you didn't even know you had, you hit her underwear-clad vagina, forcing her to scream in both pain and fear
>Now that you touched a vagina, you could just walk away with a satisfied smirk on your face
>Too bad the slavbitch is mad at you and is ready to make a bloody mess of your face
>Tfw everyone comes into the room to see what happened
>Tfw she won't make a bloody mess of your ugly face
>Tfw she can't tell anyone what you've done to her because it would be a shameful event for both her and you
>Tfw she has to lie for the moment and tell everyone you just scared her from behind
>She may tell her female friends about it later, but you're sure she won't tell any teacher
>Operation "Beta Pussypoker" complete!
>>22028666
Satan is right. But to each his own. I started relatively slow too. With "softcore" images, like ponies doing sexy stuff in sexy outfits before going full lewd.
>>22028925
Oh fuck that's happened a month ago. Now I realize how long I'm already writing on this story
>>22028998
It would be SatanTrips :^)
And what your friend did is really dumb, kek..
42 days... It's a long and wild ride we are on.
>>22029122
You make me proud to be German
>>22029018
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, I'm going slow with the r34, Just taking baby steps with it, as I already know it's inevitable I will end up fapping to winking pussy somedayand it's all your fault, you fuckingbased writefriend :^)
Oh my, there's a story behind that tripcode. I'll post a screencap later, but believe me, it's pure autismon my part
>>22029153
Danke :^) Reforming the Reich, one erotic pony fanfiction at a time.
>>22029190
Corrupt someone ✓
Anyways, starting on the next part now.
>>22028998
Second story m8s (and last one), this time I was listening to some of my classmates that were talking about this guy.
>Be me (we will refer to me as "Faggot")
>Overhear someBeargrills talking about Beta Pussypoker (we will refer to him this way from now on) to some guys
>They're all talking bad about him
>Since he's kind of a friend to you, you approach to understand what's the deal with all this shit-talking
Hey everyone! Why do you guys seem to hate Beta Pussypoker? What did he even do?
>One of the girls greets you
>"Hi, Faggot. Well, he's kind of a creep, you know"
What do you mean? I've never noticed him doing anything creepy at all
>"That's because this is the first year in our class, you don't know shit about him yet"
>Oh good Lord, what am I getting my nose into?
Ok, tell me: what could he have ever done?
>"Well, there was that one time when we were at a school trip in [I don't remember which country she said, I think it was an eastern european one], and me and him were in my room"
>Fuck, off to a good start
>Note to self: discover if he's bisexual. You don't want to learn at your expenses that he's also a Beta Dickpoker
>She goes on talking, you're struggling to look interested but your mind is already gone
>Once again you lose yourself in your usual thoughts, one of which is about that videogame set in ancient greece
>Sometimes you even wonder if you have a fetish for ancient artifacts
>Another note to self: buy a corinthian helmet from ebay and cum on it to see if it's your fetish
>God damn, what the fuck is your problem? Focus on her story already!
>"And he actually tied me to the bed!"
"Wait, what?"
Continue in next post
>>22029453
Second part
>You thought only 10 seconds passed while you were...pondering about... stuff
>What the fuck is happening?
>"Yeah and he was also going to the door to lock it"
>Oh God
>"Thankfully it was only a joke but I was legit scared at the moment"
>Crysis avoided
>"Although he stopped his 'prank' only when someone came at the door and knocked"
>I literally cannot stopcrying inside
>A second girl interrupts her
>"And as if that wasn't enough, get this: you know he's got a girlfriend, right? Well, someone told me he's planning on cheating on his gf with my cousin"
Is he retarded?
>"Yeah, especially because he's also planning on recording the whole stuff on tape!"
>Ok, this faggot is really retarded
>Not only he's an asshole for cheating on his gf, but he's also autistic enough to tell someone about his plans, both the cheating and the sextape thing
"What the fuck is wrong with him?
>"Many things, but now you know some of the reasons why we don't really like him"
>Tfw he has a girl and is more beta than you
>Tfw you're a virgin and you're his same age
>You realize there can't be a friendship with such a subject
>There's no hope for mankind
And that's the end of Beta Pussypoker's adventures. At least, that's how much I've been told about him.
>>22028666
>tfw real horses are nothing like this idealistic fantasy
>>22029755
Shh... no logic and reality now... only dreams.
>>22029453
>>22029479
Your friend is crazy mate.
>>22029935
Can we getSpike X Sweetie
>greentext
today?
>>22029980
I wanted to finish the current story day today. Atleast the part where Anon does some stuff with Twilight and Spike.
>>22029755
With the exception of consciously pleasuring you, it's what horse pussies actually do.
>>22030014
What about the part where Anon goes back to the library with Spike and finds Twilight fucking another stallion and secretly masturbates furiously to it?
>>22030253
Then maybe you should start your own thread. We don't cater cucks.
>>22030136
>consciously
If by that you mean reflexively reacting to a foreign object in their vaginal opening, then yeah. Also, only big mares, and this is true for other big ungulates, will do that with any perceivable effect. Miniature mares, about 130 lbs in weight, feel a lot like human females.
>>22030274
Yeah, there is already one thread with these stories
>>22030274
Oh, I thought that's what this was leading up to. Why did you make it seem like that was happening?
>>22030476
I did? Where?inb4 ruse
>>22030476
But Cross didn't lead the story to this...
>>22030253
>ahem, this story's here >>21952247
>>22030501
I think this mister anon is a little confused. I had not gotten anything that made it seem like that was going to happen.
>>22030311
Really? I thought the horsepussy thing was with all of them. Shame.
The big winking clit thing still happens though, right?
>>22030253
>>22030476
>this bait
>>22030725
>for ants
>>22030476
>>22030253
some ones just pissy that the writfags in >>21952247
are ignoring them
>>22030501
It's a natural part of Twilight's characterization. Plus, in your story, she is using Anon to get her "fix" as you have said many times. You have been going on about her past relationships several times showing that she likes to sleep with stallions. I thought it was pretty obvious it was leading up to Twilight using anon for his cum up until she finally cures the addiction. She's still seeing her coltfriend while she fixes her issues, at which point she will just sweep anon under the rug.
>>22030848
I have never ever seen any characterization of twilight in this story, that made me think that way
>>22030848
This is most likely bait, but who cares.
You should read the story more carefully. Why would she see her ex coltfirend, that basically raped her? Even if she wanted, she couldn't. He doesn't live in PPonyville anymore.
She got addicted by accident, not because she wanted too. And she doesn't use Anon to get her fix, actually she hates it that she has to get a fix in the first place. I recommend reading the bathing scene for more on that.
>>22030848
>bait intensifies
>>22030922
Cross, dude, Don't even feed the troll, he's trying to ruin this thread
>>22030848
>>22030948
If he is trying to get me mad, he has to do better. And maybe it's just some anon who didn't read the story carefully enough and misunderrstood it. It's unlikely, yeah. But still.
>>22031046
But he's trying to make your greentext exactly like Fife's story
>>22031086
It's not?
>>22031098
Okay now it's bait. Kek.
>>22031098
>>22031086
yeah, i'm following that one.
pretty sure its the same fag that was trolling over there
>>22031114
Time to ignore him then. And what's better than autism to fight off other autism? Pic related, as promised earlier.
>>22031172
>This name story
>Kek
>>22031098
>>22030848
>>22030476
>>22030253
>pic relatedcaptcha: ungiv
>>22031172
That gave me a good kek. In which thread did that happen?
>>22031200
>>22031231
There was a lot of lewd pics and nice greens in it and it would be a very dickish thing not to share it with you guys:^)
http://4archive.org/mlp/thread/21818951
>>22031294
>http://4archive.org/mlp/thread/21818951
It was in THIS thread?!
>So to the ice cream parlour it is.
“Lead the way, Spike. I don't know which ice cream parlour has gem sprinkles.”
>”Only Sucarcube Corner stocks them.”
>You sigh.
>Wonderful. You just came from there. For the second time this day, you have to retrace your steps.
“Okay then. Let's go.”
>Spike waves you off.
>”Nah. Not today. Twilight will rip my cute, little head off if I eat ice cream before dinner.”
>He shoots you that shit eating grin again.
>”But you owe me!”
“Yeah, yeah. Now come on. Before I do horrible things to your cute, little face.”
>”Excuse me?!” a random mare states shocked.
>Oh, it's not a random mare, it's BonBon.
“It's not what you think!”
>”Sure...”
>She makes a gesture with her hoof that you interpret as “I will keep an eye on you!” and then trots off.
>Wonderful... Now Ponyville's grumpiest mare thinks that you are a child molester
>Spike can barely hold in his laughter.
>At least he's happy now and not sad any more. That's a good thing.
>You flick his nose...
>”Oww!”
>... and continue on your way.
>>22031550
FINALLY
>>22031550
>”Hey! Wait for me!”
>He catches up to you and tugs at your pants.
>You look down to the little dragon.
“Hmm?”
>”I wanted to ask you something before we get home.”
“Sure thing. Spit it out.”
>Aww yeah. More bro-talk.
>Spike fiddles with his claws.
>”You really think that Sweetie is interested in me?”
>Looks like he needs some more confirmation. Nothing easier than that.
“Tell me Spike.”
>”Hmm?”
“When you went crusading with the Crusaders, did you notice something strange? In Applebloom's or Scoot's behaviour for example?”
>Scratching his chin, he thinks for a bit.
>”Actually... yes.”
>He snips his fingers.
>”Every time when we had to split into groups to do something, Applebloom always chose Scootaloo as her partner.”
“See?”
>”See what?”
>Eh... he is almost as dense as you.
“Even Sweeties best friend's are in it!”
>His face takes a surprised look.
>”Oh!”
“Yeah, exactly. They wanted to make sure that you two have your alone time. Sweetie surely asked them to do that.”
>>22031553Had to grind my marrauder to level 85, sorry.
>>22031572
>”That makes sense... I think.”
“It does, believe me. Now tell me...
>How do you ask him that without it sounding creepy as fuck.
“And what... uhm... did you and Sweetie do when you were alone?”
>Meh... could have worded it better, you must admit.
>”What, what, what?!” you hear a shrill voice shrieking.
>Oh fuck it's BonBon again. Did she follow you?
“It's still not what you think! I'm trying to have a conversation with my friend here, so please stop following me around!”
>She growls and gives you the evil eye for a few seconds, before finally walking away.
>But stopping every few metres to look over her withers.
>Bitch...
>You can now understand why Rainbow hates her.
>”What was that about?” Spike asks.
“Don't bother with it.”
>He shrugs.
>”Okay. We did nothing interesting. Just walking around and chatting. One time she brought a cake and we ate it in the park.”
“Like a ...?
>You do beckoning motions with your hands.
>Spike just looks confused at you.
>>22031600
“D....”
>”D...?”
>Gesturing intensifies.
“Da...”
>”Da...?”
>Your palm hits your face.
“Like a date, you goofus!”
>”What?! That was a date?”
“Maybe not an official one, but technically it was a date.”
>He blushes and crosses his arms.
>”Wow... Girls are confusing, bro.”
>You pat his head.
“They sure are. But that's what it makes them interesting. Untangling the coil of secrets that is your marefriend is very enticing.”
>You could elaborate on that, but he will see for himself.
>”Heh. Maybe. But it's not that you could speak from experience, eh?”
>If his grin could get any cockier, you are sure it would need it's own censor bar.
“Two burnsi n one day? Mate, you are a harsh one. Still good job with the reaction time. You are getting better at thinking of these on the spot.”
>”Hehe thanks. I had a good teacher.”
>Aww....
>Spike looks to the ground.
>”But I still don't know if I like her the same way as she likes me.”
“Perhaps you will, perhaps you won't. You just have to give her a chance and see if you feel the same way. ”
>>22031624
>”You are right...”
“I'm your big bro, I'm always right. But more importantly, did you enjoy your “dates” with Sweetie?
>”I think so.”
“Yes or no, Spike.”
>A little bit of pressure to open his eyes can't hurt.
>He winces, but nods.
>”Yes.”
“And I assume you looked forward to the next one? At least sometimes?”
>“Yeah... One night, I had trouble sleeping because I was so excited...”
“Methinks the fire lizard harbors some feelings for the squeaky one.”
>You try to channel your best Gollum, but it just came out weird.
>The look on Spike's face is confirmation for that.
>”Dude...”
“Okay I stop. But seriously, for me it looks like you at least like her a bit.”
>And that most likely his crush on Rarity made him blind for these feelings, but you don't tell him that.
>”You think so?”
“Yep. But like I said, give her a chance and you will see.”
>Spike looks at you for a moment and nods.
>”Okay. I will do that. Thanks, Anon!”
“That's my bro! Give me five.”
>And thus the pact was sealed by the sound of a claw and a hand slapping together.
>Just in time, since you are standing before Twilight's treebrary.
>You better knock so that you don't surprise her experimenting with your cum.
>That's something you don't want having to explain to Spike.
>So you knock and wait.
>>22030583
And on the subject of the marital problems thread, I actually have an idea for a story. But I don't know yet if I can get it to work without the whole story becoming edgy.
>>22031898
Why not just use the idea in the story for this thread? It's basically the same thing, anyway.
>>22031898
Don't let the bait overtake you
>>22031915
>bait continues
>>22031898
Please no!
>>22031915
really?
>>22031898
i'd try it but put it in the other thread
>>22032110
Why not? He said marital problems thread. That doesn't imply cuck. I'm very interested to see what ideas he might have.
>>22031898
Dude, There are many, many stories about marital problems, It's enoughjust please no.
>>22032110
>>22032159
Look at all these faggots
>>22032110
>>22032120
>>22032110
>>22032142
>>22032159
It hasn't as much to do with Anon trying to save his relationship as him getting away from ponyville and doing something what he always wanted to do. Go on adventures. That may or may not lead him to joining a mercanary corps which is trying to reclaim the badlands from the changelings. Fighting and bonding with his squad ensues.
>>22032171
>bait's getting aggressive
>>22032175
Ehh doesn't really sound like a fit for the marital problems thread. The first post or two would be relevant then it would be its own thing.
>>22032175
It just sounds like Fife's story
>sory m80 Cross
>>22032204
The beginning and the end, which I left out for obvious reasons, would fit in.
>>22032175
Damn, Applejack's got arms.
>>22031572
>>22031600
>>22031624
>>22031654perfecto Spike X Sweetie story
keep it goin'
>>22032175
hell do what ever you feel like, you don't answer to us. just make sure to add it to your pastebin so we can find it later
Why bait is winning here?;_;
>>22032391
lolwut.
Seriously mate, just don't bother with him.
>>22032422
>implying it's one person and not the majority of people reading this thread
>You are now a lavender unicorn again.
>And you just finished skimming your two newly acquired books when you are somepony knocking on the front door.
>Who could that be? Anon usually doesn't knock, he just comes in and yells that he is here.
>You stash the spell books away and make your way down the stairs.
>Another set of knocks.
“I'm coming! Hold your horses!”
>Nopony has any patience any more...
>You open the door with your magic and much to your surprise it's Anon and Spike.
“Oh, hi guys! Why did you knock?
>”Hi Twilight.” Spike says as he passes you.
“How was the sleep over? Nice?”
>”Eh it was okay. Some things happened that I'm not all too proud of.”
“Huh?”
>Anon chuckles.
>”I will tell you later.”
>He strokes your mane and you lean into his touch.
>Ahh... it only has been an hour or so, but you missed him immensely.
>Suddenly Spike turns around and you remove your head from his hand in an instant.
>Hopefully he didn't saw anything.
>”No, please do not tell her. Geez, I suffered enough embarrassment for one day...”
>>22033219
>”Hehe, okay. I won't then.”
>”Thanks... I'm going to take a nap before dinner. I'm tired as hell.”
“Spike! Language!”
>”Sorry.”
>The little dragon walks up the stairs and your hear the door to his room closing.
>You sigh.
“Anon, please do not teach him such words.”
>”He just picks them up, Sorry Twi.”
“No harm done... just take care what you say around him.”
>”I will.”
>Something in his expression tells you that he won't, but that’s okay.
>Spike won't grow up as one of those rude colts who swears and drink cider all day, not with him as his “brother”. But that doesn't matter now...
>What really matters is that you are alone now~
>You get on your hind legs and pull him closer to you by his collar.
>”Whoa. Twi-”
>No time for words now. Only passion~
>Hastily you lock lips with him.
>No tongue, for now. You want to enjoy the feeling of his lips on yours.
>His hands find their way to the back of your head and your withers.
>Scratching your skin in a heavenly manner.
>>22033219
>All hail the writefag
>>22033237
>You moan into his mouth and let your tongue against his lips.
>Soon enough he opens them and his tongue meets yours.
>They dance and snake around each other in a wistful dance.
>It may only has been an hour but it felt like an eternity.
>You lean more into the kiss, sealing your mouths once more.
>He blocks the access to his teeth, which makes you want to feel their sharpness oh so more.
>But every attempt to trick his tongue is null, so you settle with what you can get. His tongue.
>It's much more dexterous than your own, allowing it to caress yours from every side and angle.
>And that works too~
>You wonder if Spike is asleep yet... maybe there is time for more.
>But before you could even think of your next step, you hear his door open again.
>Shoot!
>Hesitantly, you break the kiss.
>A thing string of saliva connecting you with Anon.
>Anon gazes into your eyes for a moment before mouthing the words “maybe later”.
>You nod and regain your composure by straightening your mane out and wiping your lips.
“Am I blushing?” you whisper?
>”A bit.”
>Anon walks to one of the book shelves, pulls a book out of it and pretends to read.
>Good idea, you should look busy too.
>>22033259
>So you trot towards your table and rearrange the materials on it.
>It really hurts you to destroy your perfectly organized experiment set-up, but it has to be done.
>Spike scuffles down the stairway.
>”Just getting some water...” he says.
“Okay, you know where the glasses are.”
>Oh by Celestia that was a stupid thing to say. A simple “Yes” or “Okay” would have done the same job.
>That just grabbed his attention...
>”Yes?”
>You turn your head around so he doesn't see his face.
>His eyebrow raises.
>”You are red as a tomato, Twi. Are you sick?”
“No. no! Must be the heat in here” you blurt out.
>Buck! Contain your hay, Sparkle!
>”Ehrm... okay.”
>Spike looks at you, and then at Anon before looking back at you again.
>A giant grin appears on his face and he vanishes giggling into the kitchen.
>Does he suspect something? You hope not.
>You continue fiddling with various bottles and jars, in an attempt to let time pass by faster.
>The running of water can be heard and soon after he returns with a glass of water.
>”Okay then. I have my glass of water and will leave you two alone~”
>And with that said he runs up the stairs and disappears into his room again
>Buck!
“A-Anon?”
>”Yes, Twi?”
“I think he might be onto us.”
>”Yeah...”
>>22033273
>Finally Spike gets it!enormous happy dragon incoming
>>22033273
>Buck! Contain your hay, Sparkle?
is hay the Equestrian equivalent of spaghetti?
>>22033374
I first wanted to write "hayghetti" but it sounded so extremely stupid , so I changed it to just hay.
>>22033446
This part of story made me so happy man
>A giant grin appears on his face and he vanishes giggling into the kitchen.perfect feels
>>22033365
Hah that gave me an idea of a sex sceneNo it doesnt contain /ss/.
Spike does something weird, and Twilight calls him a bad dragon, Anon chuckles and thinks of a certain website. He explains what it is, and then later Twi decides to maybe show her own toy collection. dildos everywhere mixed with manmeat for Twi. So basically a scene where Anon uses toys and stuff on purplesmart.
>>22033553
Hey that is a good idea mate. I'm going to steal it and act as it was my own.:^)
>>22033582
Make sure the collection is incredibly varied, kinky, and exotic. She needs to have a dildo modeled after the great dragon god that is as large as a pony. She can't use it without splitting herself in half, but she gets off by rubbing all over it while thinking "One day... one day"
