>You wake up, everything is in black and white but..
>You're in Equestria!
>Oh man, this is awesome! You can't wait to look around.
>You're on a hilltop just outside of ponyville.
>You get down to ponyville.
>Some rather nice music is playing, although, it seems a little old fashioned, like something your grandma might listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4qtltfyFts
>But eh, it's mellow.
>You're walking through, and wow..
>These ponies sure seem happy.
>Like, really happy.
>Fillies and foals in the street laughing and playing like they don't have a care in the world.
>Something else that's weird, all the doors are open.
>Yeah, just about all of these doors are open, do they just not shut doors around here?
>It's a little offsetting.
>You look up.
>It's sunny, and not too hot either, there isn't a cloud in the sky.
>The weather is just right.
>Suddenly a nicely dressed mare walks up to you.
>"Golly mister, I've never seen you around before. My name is Fluttershy, you must be new here."
>She offers her hoof.
"Oh, wow, hello, I'm Anon."
>You say shaking her hoof.
>"I bet you're hungry, want to stop in at the diner? I'm paying!"
"Woah, really? I mean, I don't have any money-"
>She flies up putting her hoof to your mouth.
>"Not another word, I won't hear of a new friend in town not shown the right kind of hospitality."
>She has a gentle and pure smile.
"Well, if you insist."
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>You're in the diner, it's pretty clean and smells great in here.
>"Oh Joe? This is my friend Anonymous, can you get him a doughnut and Malt please? Just put it on my tab."
>"Oh, a new face here, the names Joe, I serve the best Hayburgers and doughnuts this side of ponyville."
"Nice to meet you."
>You sit down on the barstool.
>Equestria sure is a lot different than you'd imagined it.
>For one, all the ponies seem to be wearing clothes..
"Say Fluttershy, whats the deal with everyone wearing clothes?"
>Joe gives you a weird look.
>Fluttershy just laughs sort of nervously.
>"W-what do you mean, how silly, we've always worn clothes."
"All the time?"
>Fluttershy coughs harshly as you're served the doughnut and malt.
>You sip at the malt..
>Well, maybe they just realized that being naked all the time was weird.
"So, uh.. How are things?"
>"Oh golly they've been lively! The other day, Rarity's cat Opalescence, get this, got herself caught, in a tree!"
"Heh, uh, wow, interesting?"
>"I know. But other than that, everything has been just swell, everyone here is just so happy and swell all the time."
"Heh, surely you don't mean ALL the time."
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>Fluttershy gives you a serious look for a moment.
>You feel like you've said something bad.
>"What do you mean Anonymous, everyone is always happy here."
"Are you sure-"
>Fluttershy is staring at you, it's like, crushing..
"Y-you know, forget I said anything.."
>"Well golly Anon, you seem to be confused about how things work around here. I'm not sure what kind of awful place you might have come from, but here in Equestria, everything is perfect."
"Wait, everything? Like, the entire world?"
>"Why wouldn't it be?"
"So, no fighting? No wars? No discrimination, violence, crime?"
>"Oh goodness no! Anonymous what would make you say something like that, tell me, are you feeling well?"
>She places her hoof on your forehead.
>"Hmm, you don't seem to be running a fever, but just to be safe, we should probably have you lie down for a while.."
"I'm fine, I.. It's just a bit of a culture shock is all. Really, I'm fine.."
>"Well I wouldn't want to put you out, in fact, there are some good folks I think you should stay with while you're here."
"You've already done so much-"
>"Shall we go?"
>You finish off your doughnut shoving the last bite into your mouth.
>Fluttershy tips the waiter 20%.
>>25749294
>You're heading down into some wooded area with lots of Apple trees.
>You see Applejack floating apples into a barrel with her magic.
>"Anonymous, this is Applejack, Applejack this is Anonymous."
>"Howdy there sugarcube, it sure is a swell day isn't it?"
"Uh, yeah, real swell."
>You say shaking her hoof.
"So, are there any earth ponies here?"
>Applejack scratches her head.
>"Golly mister, whats an 'earth pony', you mean like, down to earth ponies?"
>Fluttershy steps inbetween the two of you.
>"Oh you'll have to excuse him, he's from out of town."
>There seemed to be specific emphasis on 'out of town'.
>Fluttershy winks, Applejack nods.
>"Right then, well Anonymous, on behalf of the Apple family, welcome to Sweet Apple Acres."
"G-great.."
>"Now, I know y'all might be new here, but we like to put new folk to work right away, I mean, could you imagine if there were some place where people didn't do work for a living, I betcha it'd be filled with degenerates."
"Y-yeah, wouldn't that be weird..
>>25749304
>You're given a robotic horn as you magically move the Apples from the trees to the buckets.
>It's more work than you think..
>It's pretty taxing, your body feels sore even though you didn't actually physically move anything
>You're working up a sweat out in the fields.
"Applejack, is there anything else I should know, I mean, are there any other races that aren't here anymore? Surely there are still Griffons, and Dragons, and Zebras.. Right?"
>"I dunno where you come from, but there ain't no Zebras, Dragons or Griffons here."
>Does that mean spike isn't here either?
>Thats terrible!
>So he was just totally erased form existence or something?
"Uh, so, all ponies have horns or wings?"
>She laughs.
>"Of course they do, I mean, could you imagine a world where there were ponies who didn't have horns or wings? Nah, here in Equestria, everything is perfect."
"Perfect huh?"
>"Yep, we got kind-hearted good folk here. Ponies who always do what they're supposed to."
"So all of the ponies all of the time do the right things?"
>"Y'all are asking some weird questions, are you perhaps suggesting there to be a world where ponies DON'T always do the right things?"
"Uh, I guess not.."
>"Hoo boy, I'm working up a sweat, I wonder what Granny is making for supper."
"Heh, yeah, I'm starved."
>>25749316
>"But thats the good thing about working here. You do the work, and then, you get to eat and ya don't gots to pay for it. Reckon it's all part a earnin yer keep. Everyone earns their keep here."
"Hmmm, well, I mean, what about ponies who are disabled, or, can't work?"
>Applejack turns to you giving you a serious look.
>Her eyes just staring into you.
"A-are there just, no ponies who-"
>She leans in staring with an intensity that makes you feel uncomfortable.
"I-i'll just get back to work.."
>"Hehe, y'all sure do ask some funny questions."
>Is she fucking bipolar or something, she just went from intense as hell to well, 'swell' in like 3 seconds..
>What in the fuck is going on here?
>>25749272
So this is more or less Pleasantville right?
>>25749304
>Unicorn
Dont dick, shit thread
>>25749326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ND3oghPL5M
>>25749397
That's the first thing that came to my mind
>>25749272
bump
1950's America
>>25749272
>>25749397
That's funny, my watch has stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfYd-OiZOqk
>>25751383
The best time to be alive.
>>25751383
That real family was used as the basis for pic related in"The Man in the High Castle"
Inb4 anon fucks them and their colors come back
Reminds me of Saint's Row IV
BAZOOKAS WHEN?!
