Newfag here, still getting used to /mlp/.
It's safe to leave my chocolate milk here, right?
I'm going to assume yes.
>>21144577
YOU FOOL
>>21144577
Milk requires refrigeration
>>21144577
It is dangerous to go alone newfriend
take THIS
>>21144577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAxO-za3KU
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE KIDDOS!
I'm fire marshal Bill Burns, and though this thread is fun for old and newfags alike, it can prove to be... A HAZARD TO LIFE AND LIMB!
>>21144961
OH SHIT
LEMMESHOWYASUMTHIN!
>>21144992
NO THANK YOU
Let's say you're posting some bait for the trolls, you're chuckling to yourself, you're imagining the chaos you'll cause, when somebody says "Hey! there goes princess celestia having buttsex with discord!" You turn around to take a gander and BOOM!
>>21144992
PLS STP
Ya look like you just lost a fistfight with Captain Hook! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>21145000
Say, those are pretty nice trips you got there, sonny!
LEMMESHOWYASUMTHIN!!
Let's say you're at the hospital browsing 4chan, just got trips, you're happy, you're high on your own victory, and you decide to call up your friends and let'em know! but! in the heady rush of victory, you accidentally pick up a nearby defibrillator!
Don't worry about me folks! When you've been hit by lightning as much as I have, you hardly even notice when your heart stops! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, folks! one last demonstration and my job here is done!
Let's just say that you ahve a great idea for a pun, but you post it without thinking it through, causng a severe backlash, like so.
This whole board make me a little horse!
UR A FAGET.
KILL URSELF.
>this whole thread