It Begins
aw shit nigga
Twilight stay the fuck away from that cup
>>20896245
the fire rises.
>>20896271
this fucking b8
>pic related
>>20896271
Why doesn't she tip over white milk?
Dont you fucking dare purple smart
>>20896282
that would be cultural appropriation
OP's dreams make Luna cry
I swear to fuck....
>>20896300
say your goodbye to the chocolate milk you guys
>>20896282
It ain't milk!
don't you fucking do it you purple fuck
make my fucking day horse
>>20896324
NO
I CAST SHIELD
>>20896330
Nothing you do will save it namefag. its gonna happen.;-;
>>20896336
You fucking bitch
don't you dare
OH MY FUCKING GOD NOOOOO
No... I can't...
>>20896340
>>20896349
IT WORKED
HOLY SHIT
There is a god!
>>20896349
No.. This is too good to be true...
Why must I always destroy? I don't want to do this, so why do I feel like I have to?
>>20896365
Get her out of there before she changes her mind.
You know what? enjoy your milk everyone. I'm off to go do something great with my life. go
DO IT PURPLE, BWAHAHAHA!
>>20896370
It's safe guys.
We did it.
>>20896374
NO
Get the fuck outta here, satan!
>>20896365
>>20896370
REJOYCE, THE THREAT IS VANQUISHED
>>20896384
Oh fuck
>>20896384
...I still feel a disturbance in the force guys.
>>20896384
Guys, is this the end?
But on second thought...
if you do it I will grant you access to the library of hell, which holds all of magics deepest darkest secrets....
>>20896365
Because it's youdestiny
>>20896401
NO
WAIT
Do it purple, and you will be more powerfull than celestia herself!
>>20896401
IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED
>>20896413
>not playing it along
Jeez, anon you're almost bad as scruffy
Ha! you guys thought I was really going to do it, didn't you?
It was an honor 4chaning with you all
>>20896413
I've been here for a long time, and with that, I can't shitpost much.
These threads are like a vacation, and by the time it's done, I don't feel like shitposting anymore.
>>20896426
You bitch.
>>20896413
>How new are you?
How new are you?
DO IT OR FEEL THE WRATH OF SATAN!!!
>>20896426
LOOK TO MY EYES AND SAY YOURE NOT GOING TO DO IT
>>20896426
Shes not going to do it.
Spikes going to for her.
>>20896426
fuk you
>>20896431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
I won't knock it over.
DO IT OR I WILL POSSESS YOU AND FORCE YOU TO DO IT
Eh, what he hell.
>>20896471
NOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20896471
>twilycane
Do you want your anus ravanged with the force of a thousand suns?
>>20896471
OH GOD NOT THE CANE!!!
GO ON CHILD!!
>>20896471
OH NO HERE IT IS
Any last words before I spill your precious milk?
>>20896487
ROSEBUD
>>20896487
YOU USED TO BE MY WAIFU BEFORE SUNSET SHIMMER
>>20896487
ur a faget
LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!!!!
>>20896487
You are shit teir pone
>>20896487
You're a hairy cunt, Purple Smart
LET THE CHOCOLATE RAPTURE BEGIN!
>>20896487
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
THE CHOCOLATE DEATH WILL CONSUME ALL!
>>20896519
AH IT GOT INTO MY EYE AND YOU BROKE MY MONITOR
Its all ogre now...
>>20896519
OH SHI--
>>20896487
PENI-VAG
>Meanwhile in ponyville
>>20896519
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
>>20896519
>Meanwhile in canterlot
>>20896519
here lies chocolate milk
3000bc-9001
last words: >rape
[press f to pay respects]
>>20896519
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
>>20896546
kek
>>20896519
7 years later
>Meanwhile in Appleoosa
>>20896566
Chocolate milk can into space
>Meanwhile in Manehattan
>>20896566
its gone to live with the space bear
1000 years in the future
>Meanwhile in fillydelphia
RIP in sweet pepperonis all those who died in the malk
>>20896566
to the moon...
>3 Hours later
>>20896611
Dubbed dubs confirm moon horse reciving chocolate milk
>15 years later
>You are Anon
>It's been a long time after the milkening
>When it was knocked over, somewhere around 2 billion people died
>After that, the government tried to get rid of it by making everyone have at least 1 cup of chocolate with every meal
>The ground will be clear in 6 more years
>All because of that purple horse from so long ago
>We killed her, of course
>Millions died in the midst of trying
>But we still did it
>Until then, we need to drink
>Just a few more sips
>>20896622
Africa looks no different
>>20896611
>>20896622
Holy shit.
>>20896622
Africa still looks the same
>>20896664
>Before the war of the machines
>>20896664
Just
a
few
more
sips
>>20896664
>the milkening
I kek'd
>Only known photo from the milkening, taken moments before the photographer drowned.
>>20896611
ALL SHALL PERISH
Say g'bye, Twi!
le bump
>>20896875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWIaLo
People said you were going to leave the milk, not spill it!
>>20896605
>>20896622
My sides!
>>20896664
Let me try giving it a Side B
>15 years later
>You are Anon
>It's been a long time after the Chocolate Rapture
>When it was knocked over, somewhere around 2 billion people were consumed by our goddess's wrath
>Since then, the government tried to get rid of it by making everyone have at least 1 cup of chocolate with every meal
>They think ground will be clear in 6 more years
>All thanks to our royal purple alicorn goddess
>They naively, murdered her however
>Millions died in the midst of trying
>But they unfortunately succeeded
>To stop them, we must keep knocking down glasses in her honor
>Always keep spilling more
>>20896531
really? it hurts laugh.
