>Be me, sitting at my desk at work
>Co-worker walks up
"Hey anon, nice performance!"
>”Lol, Wut?”
“You’re famous man. You’ve got some moves!”
>Still confused as hell
“Did you not know? Didn’t you sign a release?”
>Starting to sweat, faint smell of pasta in the air
>”What did you see? What release?”
“The Mrs. and I were watching a documentary on Netflix, about this my little pony thing…”
>pic related
>my eyes go wide, palms are sweaty, oh yea here comes the spaghetti
>Other co-workers hearing this and join in
“Anon’s on Netflix?”
“Dude, pull it up!”
>ohshit.jpg
>pasta overflowing from my desk drawers
“Dang Anon, get it!”
“look at him go!”
>Cubicle has become Mt. Pennemanjaro
> Of all the days to where a fucking trilby, why that day?
TL;DR: I’m looking for a new job
What did you do today anons?
>>20813088
you must provide picture proof otherwise it didn't happen.
>>20813088
emergency bump
>>20813103
just a min...
broke my cell camera, lemme dig out something.
>>20813088
Did they use your image without your consent?
>>20813130
what? it wasn't even 5 minutes since >>20813103 was posted. emergency bump was no where close to being needed. how stupid can you be?
>>20813151
>told us they were filming, said if we didnt want to be in it we should leave
>thought it was small time fan based project going no where
lel nope!
>>20813088
why was your co-worker watching that shit tier documentary?
>>20813103
proof
>>20813261
This is absolutely fucking golden.
Why would you do this anon, why?
>>20813261*muffled kek in the distance*
I haven't seen anything about this doc yet, is it as awful as the poster seems to imply or does it have something more than "Hur hur look at the sissy neckbeard nerds hyuck!"
>>20813261
Like the fags over on tumblr say, SIGNAL BOOSTING THE CRAP OUT OF THIS POST!
>>20813281
>with GF and couple other close friends
>had a few drinks
this is what happens when you drink.
>>20813307
not worth watching, forgot it existed until today.
>>20813261
I dont know how i feel about browsing a board with people autistic enough to wear fedoras or triblys or whatever you call them.
>>20813261
>Being this Fedoracore
>>20813354
If it makes you feel better I dug the hat out of my closet and honestly have not worn it since that night.
I was young, naive, and full of cheap liquor.
>>20813214
Basically this OP. Your coworker already confirmed for watching it and he's fine sui obviously no one cares. Even then, if they already knew you as "that weird guy"which no offense, but based on trillby and how you looked in the picture, is probably truethen there's nothing that you could have possibly lost as a result. If your coworkers like you, then best thing to do is embrace your autism and maybe crck some jokes about it here and there.
>>20813261
>glorious/10
thread cap when?
>>20813387
>look ma, I webm now!
>>20813387
What a cool dude
I wish I had moves like him
>>20813446
>tfw you will never be alpha as fugg
>>20813261
You mexicans are always looking for a job.
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
holy fuck this is amazing.
I'm crying from laughter
>>20813261
OH.
MY GOD.
>>20813088
>“The Mrs. and I were watching a documentary on Netflix, about this my little pony thing…”
Suuuure he was. Closet case detected.
>>20813261
oh boy
>dat pedophile moustache
>>20813261
Fucking amazing.
>>20813387
>>20813455
tip top kekkity kek
>>20813485
>>20813261
This is glorious.
bump for fedora wearing OP
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
Fuckin A man
What a faggot
>>20814808
Indeed
>>20813455
No need to be ashamed. You seem like a nice guy just enjoying himself.
>>20813261
Doesn't really prove anything. Those cloth hats are common enough. Post your face.
In response to this thread I just watched the report and its not bad. Nothing great but seems quite honest and overal moderate.
>>20813708
Couldn't have said it better.
capped
>>20813387
>>20813455
Bailando/10
>>20813088
> Of all the days to where a fucking trilby, why that day?
OF COURSE you would never wear that thing usually but JUST so happened to also be wearing it this day
>>20813387
better than i expected, for some reason even that stache doesn't look that bad
>>20813261
>>20813387
>this will haunt this anon for the rest of his life
Ponies. Not even once.
>>20813455
at least you are based by pulling off that shit. It would been more spaghetti if you fail miserably or hit a bystander by mistake
>>20813387
>>20813455
i honestly never saw a fedora wielder to be so baller
you did good OP
>>20813387
I think that asian guy who just stand there behind you and is not having fun is more pathethic
>>20816105
Asian guys never have fun.
>>20816093
anon looks like an ape in this picture
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
>Going to cons.
>Revealing your powerlevel at all.
>Actually wearing a fedora.
This is golden.
And you deserve every degree of humiliation.
toasting in an epic bread
>>20813387
>>20813455
Baller as fuck/10.
A bit embarassing but I wouldn't hang myself over that, you were just having fun. Pretty sure I did similarly silly stuff at a few parties.
Just own that autism, nigga.
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
I dunno, you should wear this like a badge of honor.
"Yeah, that's right. I was in a movie once."
>>20816190
Humans are apes.
>>20813387
>>20813455
Holy shit OP is a god
>>20817125
>>20813387
>>20813455
People usually drown in pussy after pulling such shit. You can use this at parties to actually score
>>20815956
Good work anon. I was about to summon Capper but he uses Yotsuba B instead of Tomorrow.
>>20815956
Is a trilby now an honorary fedora?
>>20817532
trilby has always been fedora
>>20817569
Wrong. Trilby and fedora are fundamentally different.
>>20817569
Now you're going to say a homburg is a proto-fedora.
Ok so, how do we know this is you? Because you have the same fedora timestamped? You're already in a documentary many people have seen, why not take a picture of yourself right now and time stamp it, you have no reason NOT to. Unless of course you're lying.
>>20813261
Glorious.
>>20817748
Came here to say this. Show your face OP
>>20817748
thats fair, won't post pics from my cell.
No exif data for you guys.
just do me a favor and bump it till this evening when I'm off work.
>>20818410
gotcha
>>20818410
Anything to see your ugly face again faggot
>this thread
>>20817453
>using anything but glorious Tomorrow master race
>>20813372
this
>>20813455
You look very Mexican.
This works well in your favor. Now you can sue whatever company you used to work for for firing you because muh race war.
Unless you quit like a little bitch because you couldn't handle banter. that's your own damn fault.
Cool moves though. 8/10
>>20819044
Exactly. I have no clue how anyone can dislike Tomorrow.
>>20819044
>>20819221
For your information, Iactually don't enjoy using Tomorrow, but I respect your freedom to choose and the fact that Tomorrow does have its benefits, I would rather go with what I objectively think is better in my own opinion, but I want to let you know I value your input in providing content to this thread
>>20817620
>>20817569
>>20817602
>>20817532
>>20817620
I thought it said hornburg, not homburg and I was like 'What does LOTR have to do with hats?'
>>20818410
http://www.exifremove.com/
>>20813261
>>20813088
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
Honestly, OP, if I knew you in real life, I wouldn't cut ties with you over something as trivial as this.
You are still a faggot, sure, but again, this is not something to be ashamed of. You did nothing wrong. It's not like you fucked a horse on camera, right? Not that there's anything wrong with fucking a horse on camera, but you get what I'm saying, right?
So chin up, anon. Life is too short to worry about your faggotry.
>>20819251
None of those are actual fedoras. Saved.
>>20819651
I assume you know that's the joke.
>>20819651
>>20819736
>>20819841
How can you be so dense? Why would I save that image if I didn't realize it was a joke? You guys need to up your social intelligence big time.
>>20819922
I said I assume you know that's the joke. Are you so dense that you thought that I assume you know that's the joke meant that I assume you don't?
Then you're the absolute retard I was trying to say you aren't, because you are the fucking retard I was trying to say that I didn't think you are. That is, if you know what I don't know that I knew that I didn't know that I thought I wasn't saying.
You fucking I don't know if you're a goddamn person who didn't know that you were the fucking retard I said you weren't being but I was being ironic when I said that.
breading in an epic toast
>>20819922
Social intelligence is a pretty useless thing in a community of autistic ponyfags.
>>20819651
Look again. One of those is an actual fedora.
OP is a god
>>20813261
you poor motherfucker
>>20820376
this
>>20820777
>>20813261
oh mah lawd
>>20813088
>Went to bronycon 2012
>saw cameras and shit
>they were filming a movie
>avoid cameras OD
>mfw
I bet I'm probably in the background of a frame or something. I'm glad no one I know actually watched that shit.
>>20818410
There's an app for that
Top thread 2014 confirmed
>>20817532
>now.
Faggot, a lot of people have been calling it a fedora for years now.
Because they are massive faggots. Unlike you, you're just a cool faggot. Like Jesus.
>>20813455
>>20813387
>>20813261
The dirty sanchez tops it off
OP here.
Cameras dead, gimme 10 minutes
>>20822762
posting in epic thread for history
>>20822762
OP, don't sweat it bro. You're coworkers don't seem to think you're a freak, so don't sweat it.
>Wearing any headgear other than a horse mask to pony-related events
>>20815133
>>20817830
>>20817748
Haven't I done enough for you people already?
>>20823060
Not satisfied. Shoe/pony figurine on head.
>>20823060
timestamp with the fedora on?
>>20823060
Holy shit
>>20823060
IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.
You... I don't know, man. You have become both the biggest faggot and the greatest hero of this board. It's like... like...
Nigger, you win. You lose, but you win.
>>20823111
were you on a chikun thread on /b/ a few days ago?
also nice trips
>>20813261
Jord have better be watching you
>>20823060
You're a pretty cool guy.
>>20823060
You are a god op
>>20822929
>>20819579
Not actually worried about my work relationships, just a rare moment of spaghetti for me.
I maintain a fairly normal outward appearance.
Looking for other work because work is shit and we're underpaid.
>>20823100
>>20823072
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>INB4 cum on it
nope, never gonna happen
>>20823267
GLORIOUS
But you should still cum on the shoe at least.
>>20823267
Don't think cum/sharpie/tits qualify in this particular circumstance. You might've fully completed the delivery cycle.
>>20813261
>>20823060
>>20823267
We are blessed.
>>20816049
thanks, y..you too...
>>20823060
>>20823267
Is anyone else as surprised as I am that this isn't just an elaborate ruse?
Currently working on a new cap with the new proof pictures
>>20823429
You're not alone.
>>20823452
bless you based anon
'Ere you go, guys. I used the previous one at
>>20815956
as a base because I'm a lazy fuck
>>20823691
move the picture down a little bit, you covered up some of the text from >>20817748
OP is God.
>>20823778
Done. It was a mistake I made in the rush to get it up first. I actually overwrite the PNG each time, merged all the layers, and never saved it as a .xcf, so I had to fix it manually. It looks surprisingly okay though, even after the manual fixing
>OP's grandchildren will be able to view this on holodisc in the future
OP is a blatant cam whore faggot
>>20824000
Trips don't confirm anything
>>20823931
>said future is 20% more autistic
>gen 5 or 6 pone happens
>ops grandchild is pretty normal for liking mainstream mlp as do most normal people
>said grandchild discovers his grandfather's legacy and learns of /mlp/ and g4
>finds archive of all 5 seasons of g4 plus the three movies
>now ops grandson is a massive faggot for liking old gen pone
>after binge watching everything, he thinks to say something on the internet
>but there's nowhere to post it that's accepting
>ops grandson realizes the ride was over before it beganand never again will g4 love happen, as it could only happen on the hub
reviling your power level.... ever.
op your only choice is to kill all your coworkers, and their families
>>20819251
let me help you with that.
>>20823267
Jesus Christ OP
Ethnicity please
>>20823060
Quit being so beta and figure out a way of getting paid from this shit. Cause you're way more alpha than these dipshits you're appeasing now.
>>20824712
>virgin detected
>>20824737
Invest in an improved virgin detector.
>>20824759
timestamp with dick in vagoo.
>>20824786
You sound really desperate for bad porn, because my non-virgin dick is really small and not something anyone would pay to see. (Also it isn't in a pony as sad as I am about that.)
>>20823060
You are one based son of a bitch, Anon. Good on ya, we are entertained, and I suspect your co-workers were entertained too. Roll with it, and keep us infromed
>>20823060
Anon is based for great justice
>>20824891
I don't understand this shit.
He's based because?
Last time I saw a thread like this, people don't give a shit.
Hey, We can at least admit, the nigga got some moves.
>>20823267
you look like mario
>>20823060
Mikhail Krug? You're alive?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcIO0ie2NJc
>>20825222
Trips confirm OP is Krug.
>>20825133
You must be new or from tumblr. Over here different people are allowed to have different opinions.
>>20823429
>>20823468
I still can't believe it actually happened
>>20823060
>>20823267
OP, I have no words. You're a glorious bastard.
>>20813261
>>20813088
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
>>20823060
>>20823267
I finally look at this thread and see the glorious reveal of OP.
You might be a faggot, but a damn good one.
>>20823060
Mario?
>>20823267
Mariooo!
To sum up thread.
>>20823267
Damn, /mlp/ can still have good threads. Thanks for sharing your cringe story, OP.
I have a strong feeling that your name is Jorge
>>20813088
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
>>20823267
why were they watching a brony tale in the first place?don't worry OP we will always remember you. now im going to watch this movie just so i can watch your sick moves
>>20826409
>why were they watching a brony tale in the first place?
Because closet cases themselves.
>>20826355
Why? Just because it's fun to say WHORE HEY?
Well this was entertaining.
I just got done watching this thing and holy shit the entire goddamn thing was a massive cringefest.
Saw the movie congrats on your 10 seconds of fame op had to sit through the end to find you
>>20813485
It's true
>>20813261
You fucking deserve this
>>20813088
>>20813261
>>20813387
>>20813455
>>20823060
>>20823267
OP, you glorious bastard.
I'm speechless.
>>20827559
Looks like someone's jelous.
To conclude this, you didn't fuck up, OP. You did fucking good. Godspeed based anon
>>20824186
>fedora shaming
