I'm confused as fuck, so just roll from here.
I defend borders.
>>20416685
Invade Sombra.
>>20416685
to cote d'ivoire
>>20416685
I thought I was island hopping.
Island hop to Indochina.
Captcha: panic otsgula
>>20416685
I split my land into 1/3 for Armadyl and another 1/3 for my ally, Byzantine. I also sail across the sea and attack Sombra in Japan.
>>20416743
I said just roll from here.
My computer crashed and I lost the map.
Also all alliances, NAPs, and wars are reset. I propose alliance with Constantine and Bismarck.
>>20416685
I am leaving, but I do not know who should I cede my territory to.
>>20416685
Again, you forget my roll from two rounds ago. Take Haiti and countinue northeast along the the American front. Now my most recent roll was to expand south.
Also Mexican Cartel backed out and do did Nathan.
>>20416761
Accepted. Also I make an obligatory alliance offer to sunset
>>20416756
The land I aquired in North america is split between my allies. Please OP, split only that. Fuck I almost gave all my land away.
>>20416709
Fuck this
>>20416756
and that
>>20416771
Sombra (he gonna needs it)
>>20416685
Go towards India!
>>20416771
>dem troops
>>20416778Words that never needed to be spoken <3
>>20416756
>>20416761
Seriously OP, I only mean to split the land I aquired in North america between my allies.
>>20416784
>>20416761
i propose alliance with bzantine and zaros again i guess
Man, my browser just black-screened on me. I guess my captcha was right.
Just checking back one more time. You forgot to give Aryanne my American territory.
Goodbye for real this time.
>>20416812
Accepted
>>20416801
same alliance again to sunset
>>20416815
You take it easy now.
>>20416794
>going twords india just as i rolled a zero to take india for myself
>gif related
>>20416815
Goodbye, and Godspeed to you, solider
>>20416812
Weren't we already allies? I accept anyway.
>>20416813
what browser do you have ?
>>20416826
I offer alliance.
I send out alliance offers to any willing to listen.
>>20416839
Chrome.
>>20416848
Considering my ally just invaded you, we are now at war.
Sorry bro.
>>20416685
Expand peacefully further into canada. Aryann, how about an NAP? Ive got nothing against you.
>>20416845
I accept
>>20416815
Goodnight!
>>20416771
Well here its how going to be:
Leave the rest of the Rhine to Napoleon
Leave Pommerland to Sombra
Leave Dennark to Sunset
Leave Crimea to Sombra too
Leave all my southern territories except Crimea to Byzantium
Leave central Deutschland to Czar
And for my brother, I leave Kalingrad.
Guten nacht/good night everyone, see you all someday.
>>20416853
It's understandable.
>>20416861
I'll try to make use of it. I just fear it won't be mine for too long.
>>20416685
Damn I wish I wasn't late.
>>20416871
Youve got nothing to be scared ofJust let it happen
captcha: cumnips the
>>20416801
Never gets any less cute.
>>20416861
Who's your brother?
>>20416883
Wrong thread.
>>20416885
>mfw I came back from worseThe Legend Never Dies
>>20416902
Aryanne.
>>20416861
Goodnight Bismarck!
>>20416825
Whoops Roger that.
>>20416910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXsSC756o20yfw
>>20416941
>was about to cry
>>20416839
that your problem it's chrome you must install gentoo.
Jokes aside I suggest you pass to mozillas firefox browser, at least it's open source not like chrome.
I don't trust chrome and I guess that you didn't use it until one day it magically appeared (I say that I say nothing most the users I help are in this case)
You should run these simple softwares it your browsers experience the kinds of problem you had.
adwcleaner
https://toolslib.net/downloads/finish/1/
malwarebytes
http://fr.malwarebytes.org/mwb-download/?language=eng
Try also to reinstall it
and you should know that adblock plus (if you're using it on chrome) doesn't fully work since google pay them to get of the black list.
There is adblock edge but if I remember it not on chrome.
I hope this will help you.
Have a nice day
>>20416910
Would you let that one go already?
>>20416956
No.
>>20416941
>MFW
>Advance wars sprites
I love you
>>20416853
you did see that I only wanted to split the land in North America...right?
>>20417005
Yes
>>20416995
Yes
>>20417014
>>20416995
maybe
>>20416956
Since there is so much blank territory and several other players are out, is it possible for me to join in the fun?
>>20417014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHuCDDzP-E
>>20417003Hey, youre beautiful. Ya know that?
>>20417033
Dubs confirm: best choice
>>20417043
Yes
You can be in Britannia
>>20417056
Can I join in too?
>>20417043
Pick a color, region, and name for your new nation.
>>20417062
Yes
>>20417063
>This late in the game
>its past midnight and we arent even halfway through yet
Does no one ever tries to invade france ?
>>20417043
I'll give you my territory west of the baltics.
>>20417063
>implying he doesn't know that
>implying I don't know what he will pick
>>20417080
France invades everyone else.
>>20417056
May I change my color to dark purple?
Are you allied with Sol, Bismark, or Constantine?
Test
>>20417101
name: United Kingdom of Roman Britannia
>>20417101
Bismarck is gone.
I am allied with the other two.
>>20417090
Oh, you flatter me.
>>20417101
All 3.
>>20417110
Nevermind
Pink
Pony's Party Republicsomewhere close to Sombra, if he's still alive.
>>20417115
Strike that, Roman Republic of Britannia
>>20417119
Who are you all at war with?
>>20417116
Is Prussia as a nation gone?
Look who I brought back from /vp/, innit funny lookin'?
>>20417078
Better late than never
>>20417134
Sombra and friends.
>>20417136
First time I've seen something cute crawl out of /vp/
>>20417115
You get to start in Rome now. Constantine ceded you land.
I move north into Britain.
>>20417116If I really wanted to flatter you, I would've said you also lose all the time.
>>20417078
Do you doubt me so?
Et tu, Sunset?
>>20417157
going to sierra leone
>>20417157
Continue to destroy sombra
>>20417130
Don't worry, I'm still kickin' thanks to Bismarck.
>>20417148
So me and newly arrived Pinkie? Did I forget someone accidentally?
>>20417157
I fight back against... whoever is poking me in the Japan.
Hmmm I still want to join but I'd probably fall asleep or need to leave before I could make a difference. I'll just keep to lurking
>>20417157
If I am allied with sol, move through them to North Eastern US.
If not, the middle east.
>>20417157
Drink up that delicious british tea.
Colonize the UK
>>20417165
>mfw
Let's not be like that. We're all friends here.I think
>>20417169
Of course not~Id just like to end this game sometime before the sun rises
>>20417157
Now that I rule Edinburgh, I have Scottish troops!
Now I can use Scottish tunes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0N71KDuKrc
>>20417195
That is, the last unoccupied territory.
>>20417157
Can I have a spot next roll, please?
>>20417198
I gave you a good battle theme atleast.
>>20417157
Expand Brazil into Africa
>>20417157
I expand into india
>>20417212
Yes
>>20417239
Thank you.
>>20417199
I think you should change my color to gold to make it easier to distinguish. This map is confusing enough as it is.
>>20417157
Into India!
>>20417255
>>20417229
http://youtu.be/OGp9P6QvMjY
>>20417157
Fight Sombra out of Japan!
Fight theme between me and Sombra
http://images.wikia.com/runescape/images/d/d1/Vanescula_Fight.ogg
>>20417249
Yeah, apparently when more people join Napoleon breaks out the color swatches.
>>20417274
It is partially my fault: I do love Imperial Purple.
>>20417249
Augustus, would you accept if I ceded to you the Rhine?
>>20417294
I can understand.
>>20417299
Definitely. Holy Roman Empire time?
>mfw I get a 69
Please let it count
>>20417294
>>20417306
Blue will always be the colour of la France.
>>20417311
nope.avi
>>20417267
Dubs always win>>20417255
>>20417314
Reverse the colors and put the red into stripes and white into stars, then it's perfect.
>>20417314
And the Union.
And Prussia.
Here's to hoping I don't fuck up.
>>20417317
Are you at war with Napoleon, Constantine, and Sunset?
>>20417341
Holy shit, that's not even how I meant it.
I fuck up badly.
Defend borders.
>>20417349
No, Ebola is our ally
>>20417349
my allegiance lies with sunset
so i guess
>>20417360
>fucking up twice
Fuck this entire universe
>>20417371
Keep expandun into Africa
>>20417367
We're allied with Ebola?
>>20417371
Continue the relentless assault.
>>20417371
I've kinda lost track of the dozens out to get me so I'll just fight Constantine. He seems like he loathes my existence or something.
>>20417371
Resort to China, don't try to spark tensions, not yet.
>>20417383
Yep.
>>20417390
Nah m8. I always call my best buds ruthless tyrants.
>>20417371
Offer my role to Sombra.
Arryanne, can we call you an ally?
>>20417399
>Implying you never attack first
>>20417371
Rolling for the middle east.
>>20417371
Move north right next to aryanne
>>20417409
>implying anyone in this game has ever not attacked first
>>20417311Ouch... sorry
>>20417369
>>20417367
>>20417383
Ebola is the basedest of allies
>>20417371
Head on up into norway. Attack Pinkie if necessary
>>20417422
>Implying I ever attack without no reason
>>20417433
>attack Pinkie
>get dubs
I think I'll just have you not do that.
>>20417371
Keep attacking Sombra. Destroy his forces out of Japan.
>>20417443
You know what? Fine.
I've been marked as a ruthless conquerer, and I'll be remembered a ruthless conquerer.
>>20417447
>>20417433
Are you orange?
>>20417371
expand east ward
>>20417470
It's Pinkie's first turn, she only has her original ten provinces, and you come in with a roll that can obliterate her.
Give the girl a chance.
>>20417490>Implying I thought you were heartless
>>20417403
>"Yes Pinkie, of course!"
Pinkie ded
>>20417490
Sunset waifu superior. :^)
>>20417479
Yeah, thats right.
>>20417490
>my roll doesnt count.
Fine. Whatever.It is not my fault she picked a terrible starting point
>>20417497
France. The army. The head of the army. Josephine.
>>20417433
hmmmm dis nigga
>>20417490
dude, don't just say "oh wait sorry i'm changing the rules again, you cant attack people"
>>20417433
Man that is hot
>>20417512
She didn't pick it.
>>20417517
To be fair, it wasn't "necessary"
>>20417517
I'm being humane.
I have made people promise in the past not to attack eachother because they only have their original provinces.
>>20417527
Still
Theres plenty of land in Southest asia.
Im sorry, I just dont think its fair, especially because I got a rare roll
Has Nicaragua rolled?
I'm a bit tired, might just hit the sack.
>PINKIE!!!!
I'm giving ALL MY LAND TO YOU, make it count.
Me and Nathan's spirit will be with you.
>>20417490
>>20417517
Yeah. And why do trips and dubs count but not 69?
Pinkie should have started in China.
>>20417512
Sure she'll beat me, but she rolled well. I lose.
>>20417537
Gotta agree with Sunset here.
>>20417537
>1/10 per hundred
>rare
>>20417543
I don't think he's been here for a while.
>>20417380
see here >>20417543
>>20417537
>Implying dubs are hard to get
>Implying kicking someone out of the game first turn is fair.
>>20417537
Fine, I'll compromise this situation.
>>20417543
Yeah, but it seems that Ebola and I are at a deadlock. He wants to east and I want to go west into Somalia.
>>20417529
you let me destroy people and they only had their orginal ten provinces, your logic is falling apart mate
>>20417546
>>20417543
Welp there you go, make my roll happen.
>>20417562
>implying jumping in halfway through the game is fair.
>>20417551
You actually... Really... WON the game.>>20417546
>>20417529
Well you can sure count it now since Aryanne just gave all her land to Pinkie.
>>20417562
>>20417554
>>20417550
>>20417537
>people arguing for their allies
What makes a man better than another man?
Whichever man you happen to be.
>>20417573
Thank you based Arryanne!
>>20417566
>mfw i don't wanna fight you
>>20417546
U wat m8?
>>20417571
>Implying you desperately needed those lands to survive.
>>20417592
I did it last Risk, I'll do it again!
>>20417593
You don't need to defend me, but I appreciate it, Undead.
>>20417571
...
It's like you don't love me! (In a platonic way, of course.)
>tfw people give eachother their land and it fucks everyone else over
>>20417588
Let me pass through into Somalia and you can have the rest of my African territories. Deal?
>>20417593
>implying thats my objective.
>disregarding my points.
yeah okay.
>>20417615
deal
>>20417566
>west
>Somalia
There is a small area through which you can enter Somalia.
Goodnight everyone
>Someone better have a gif of this at Saturday night when I get back on.
>>20417613
>implying extra land in non-capitol version gives any sort of advantage outside of longevity
>>20417612
Oh shush, brother. She didn't mean it like that.
>>20417622
Meant east.
>>20417627
I-I h-hope so. <sniff>
>>20417613
>tfw I enjoyed it
>>20417618
>Implying you think you'll lose to someone with 10 land
>>20417613
>Mfw
I trust the people I give it too <3
Through Ebola's African lands, I invade Nicaragua in Africa!
>>20417644
>mfw she's gonna let go to waste
>>20417640
>implying thats what I was implying.
Just stop. Please.
>>20417649
Attacking Pinkie in Canada
>>20417649
This fucking circlejerk in Asia. Attack sombra.
>>20417649
oh shit mannot cool
i guess i roll to support
>>20417649
I attack Sunset for daring to mess with my adorable Pinkie!
>>20417660
Sunset will you ally with me?
>>20417669
>>20417649
(I want to forge an empire in North America.
Followed you to war for same purpose last game.
World turned against us.)
Should I follow my Roman militaristic instincts, Nappy? Or should I follow my Roman pragmatism to survive?
>>20417666
Are you allied with Nicaragua?
>>20417666
statan trips
>>20417667
now you fucked up
>>20417649
For being my new ally, i help sunset by attacking pinkie in Asia
>>20417677
>>20417649
Ebola and I made a little agreement, not sure if that changes anything.
>>20417677
Do not aid me, friend. I fight my own battles.
>>20417691
Yeah, seconds matter.
>>20417684
not officially
>>20417666
>>20417660
>mfw I've been beaten in a battle of wits.
>>20417649
Use my roll to soften the blow from dem trips.
>>20417666
Very good roll.
>>20417702
Did I say aid? No.
I said Imperialism.
>>20417701
You cannot instantly declare war on an ally or with whom you have a NAP unless they are attacking your ally.
He will first have to break his alliance, then his NAP, and then he can attack. He cannot do two of these actions in one turn.
>>20417706
ah om sorry mat
>>20417731
Let's just forget it now before I have a many choice words...
>>20417730
more like i stood off so he could go to somalia
>>20417684
It's completely pointless to attack me because Ebola will have my African lands once I get across, so just call it off.
Also countinue east.
>>20417649
Attack all Sombra lands in asia.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UUPhYAXn2U
>>20417640
Would you constantly call me aggressive and a bully if I were to invade Nicaragua?
>>20417757
that's my boy
>>20417750
Fine then.
I repeal my attack on Africa, and instead attack through South America.
>>20417765
If you did it every single game, yes
>>20417772
alright then i attack sombra throug sunset
>>20417779
But the point of Risk is conquest, yes? Diplomacy is for Diplomacy.
>>20417783
HOW?
>>20417801
ebola doesn't have frontier
>>20417729
If you yearn for empire, monsieur, then you will follow me.
>>20417783
Is there any chance you may wish to join us instead?
>>20417801
you are gray yes
>>20417649
I shall RISK it. Rome invades Nicaragua through Maryland.
>>20417794
But I fight for my friends. I take land that is unoccupied and if I get invaded I fight back, my friends need help, I send help. Diplomacy is key, that is why I have so many allies.
>>20417818
negative
i live long through my allies so they may live long through me
Fuck it, I lost. Sorry Pinkie, but you're stuck on your own now. And I hope they treat you better than they did me.
>>20417835
You do not understand us Emperors.
We seek only conquest and glory, and glory may only be sought through conquest.
>>20417770
I will admit Armadyl has a pretty cool voice. I expected something along the lines of "SQWUAK AVIANSIE SQWUAK KILL BANDOS" but that's just me.
>>20417818
>mfw
>>20417845Goodbye, sweet prince,
>>20417856
ROMA INVICTA!
ROMA GLORIA!
>>20417856
You do not understand me.
I seek victory though peace, if I have to fight, so be it. My allies will help me succeed.
>>20417845
You have Finland and Manchuria still.
>>20417845
Vercingetorix gift didn't do shit you failed him you failed his people.
>>20417869
LOL >69 XDDDDdddDD
>>20417884
It has finally happened. We will win, I can smell it.
>>20417869
>69
I kek'd
>>20417861
If that makes me utterly shameless and unrespectable for trying then fine. Guilty.
>>20417841
I understand.
>>20417903
Yes, we will.
After so long, the Three Romes may yet triumph.
>>20417903
I feel it in the earth.
I feel it in the water.
I smell it in the air.
>>20417903
>Mods trash the thread
>>20417888
Then my last wish is to give Pinkie my remaining lands, in the hope that she will be more accepted than I was.
I would rather turn her loose to those I know have kindness than drag her down with one that has only known hate for so long.
>>20417924
Though, I have to say, I do feel bad for Pinkie right now.
>>20417937
>>20417943
>Based Sombra was super right.
damn dude
>>20417943
I am not to be pitied, only defeated. A proper conquerer would probably agree, wouldn't you say?
>>20417937
>sexy Spanish spirit
>no escribiendo el comentario en español
Are you even trying?
It is only through recognizing how disgraceful and dishonourable I truly am that I am able to make this decision.
I return my stolen land in South America, break all my current alliances, and ally with PInkie.
>>20417966
i attack on pinke
>>20417966
Does this mean we are at war?
>>20417915
That isnt what I was saying...;-;
>>20417966
>We can suddenly break alliances now.
Alright, cool.
Attacking Pinkie in canada then
>>20417966
I-is my spirit rubbing off on people?catchapa:emperors
>>20417984
He's using up his turn to do so.
>>20417981
We still have NAP, though I will break that next turn.
>>20417966
Begin the final phase. Happening-con 1
>>20417962
Look, y no hablo espanol fluently. At least I tried, for what it's worth. I wanted to use Google Translate, but it always butchered it at the feelsy part.
>>20417966
attack pinkie in Asia
>>20417993
>Implying it was never a rule that alliances couldnt be broken.
Whatever dude.
>>20417995
Then I continue to invade Nicaragua.
You had better watch yourself, Napoleon; You may be like Caesar, but it was Augustus who won the civil wars.
>>20418004
In case it wasn't clear. Attack pinkie in Asia.
>>20418016
>Implying that was a rule in the first placeThat rule never existed, it kinda came out of nowhere last game
>>20417984
I'm sorry for putting false words in your mouth.
>>20417966
I roll for general defense.
>>20417966
Attack Augustus along the Eastern Coast
>>20417960
;_;
>>20418016
Also he allied with Pinkie and his allies are attacking Pinkie, so it's valid.
