>"Huh? Really? Nothing planned on a Saturday night?"
>"You truly are one of a kind, Anon."
>"Well, tell you what. In that case, how's it sound to you if we go to the bar for some drinks? My treat."
>>20336339
Sure. I feel tempted to writebut I probably won't
Okay, seriously considering writefagging a bit. If anyone's interested: would you prefer a story with Shining being male, and genderbent because of a spell, or do you want a story that's based off of Shining having always been a female?
>>20337391
Full R63, make it so this one was always female.
>>20336339
Nah.
>>20337391
i'm not sure about anyone else but id like one of male shiny .. hes so damn cute :3
>>20337443
>>20337477
Everyone wants some Shiny, anon. You don't want to be left out, do you?
>>20337517
Male Shiny does nothing for me. R63 Shiny however...
>>20337618
>>20337408
I'm with these guys.
Also, since I've seen this thread so many times with male Shining, it'd be nice to switch it up a bit.
>>20337443
Sorry, won't do male Shining
>>20337644
dubs confrim we must do female shining.
Give me that R63 ponut pls.
>>20337723
What the hell are you talking about? She only invited us out to a bar, she's married to a fucking prince for Celestia's sake.
>>20336339
>r63 Shining
>>20337760
You must be new here.
>>20337784
But anon, marriage is a sacred bond.
>>20337760
>>20337802
I agree.
But this is a what-if scenario. She may not even be married yet.
>>20337802
pffft hahaha
>>20336339
Doesn't Shining have an r63 name?
>>20337867
Gleaming Shield.
>>20337812
For ease, let's just go with this
>>20336339
>How're you so cool, Shield? I mean your brothers a fuckin autistic sperg.
>>20336339
> Sure, why not.
> After all, not every day a pretty mare takes me out for a drink.
>>20337618
>>20337644
>>20337650
>>20337723
>these faggots actually wouldn't fuck male Shining
Holy shit, have I stepped into some kind of bizzaro world?
Sex when?
>>20336339
Didn't even notice it was r63 the first 3 times I saw this
>This is some bomb ass cock, anon.
>>20337517
>>20337517
I want to play with Shiny's plushy behindbefore filling him with my cock
>>20337760
>Saying "for Celestias sake"
I hope you guys don't actually do this.
>>20338955
I shiggy diggy.
>>20336339
>"Come on, Anon. When was the last time you had a few with a friend?"
"Well..."
>You scan your memories for a few moments.
>"Don't tell me that it was when I last took you out."
"Okay, fine. It wasn't."
>"Good. Having a social life is important, ya--"
"But it really was, though."
>"Ugh."
>Shining presses her hoof against her face.
>"Why are you such a social shut in, Anon. I swear you have fewer friends than a rock."
>You can only shrug.
"No one wants to hang around with a scary, hairless, talking monkey. Big surprise."
>Shining gives you a rather rough nudge to your side, making you wince.
>"Aw, don't be so hard on yourself. Tell ya what. We're going to go to the bar, and we're going to get completely wrecked. Forget about all your little problems until tomorrow. What do you think?"
"And what if I say no?"
>"Then I'm going to force you to spend time with my little sis'."
"Not in a million years. Lead the way."
>>20337883
That's it. Thanks
Don't normally like to alter canon, but fuck it. I'm writing about a prince of an empire now being female, and asking my self insert if I wanted to go out for drinks. For this story, Gleaming will be single, and this will be around the time that Twilight is still studying in Canterlot
"You know what? That sounds nice. I really needed to get out of the house."
>Gleaming looks at you with a smile
>"That's the spirit."
"Give me take a couple minutes to get ready."
>"Sure thing."
>you step back into your house, leaving the door open. You head into your room, grab the first decent shirt and jeans, then step into the bathroom to give yourself a quick inspection
Okay, I don't stink...
Teeth are...
>you pull back your cheeks
You should probably do something
>you take just thirty seconds to give them the once-over
Good enough
>as you're putting on your jacket, heading to the front door, you notice Gleaming still standing outside
>"Ready?"
"Yeah?"
>you give her an inquisitive look
>"What?"
"You know, you could have come inside?"
>"Well, you didn't invite me."
"I would assume that leaving the door wide open would imply that I'm letting you in."
>she chuckles
>"I'll remember that next time."
>you shake your head
"Alright, let's go."
>you step out, closing the door behind you. You look up, and notice the night overtaking the sky. You stuff your hands in your pockets, and look over at Gleaming
"So, where we headed?"
>"Little hole in the wall bar a few blocks from here. Really cheap drinks."
"Oh, I see. I'm only good enough for cheap liquor?"
>"What? No! It's not like that at all!"
>you give her a smile, and give her a gentle bump with your waist
"Just giving you shit."
>"Oh ha-ha."
>>20339776
"Gotta ask. What's up? I was expecting you to have better things to do on a Saturday night."
>"Well. After graduating from the academy, everypony else went straight into the guard."
"You didn't? I thought you were shooting for Captain of the Royal Guard?"
>"I still am. I just, wanted to- you know- take a break, really make sure that's what I wanted."
"Gotcha. Well, I'm sure you'll do a hell of a lot better than I did."
>"I thought they were going to put you into a unique squadron."
"Yeah."
>you bring your hands from your pockets and make air-quotes
"They were wanting me in 'special' forces."
>"Are you serious?"
"Yep. They weren't sure how to fit a human into the guard."
>"Then why even accept you?"
"Not even sure. I guess they'll take every able body they can."
>"So, what are they having you do now?"
"Well, after some talking with the brass, paperwork, dick-sucking, and more paperwork. I got put into reserves until they could find a suitable position."
>"Ouch."
"Yep. I'm a weekend warrior."
>"That was probably the right decision. They probably would have considered whatever low-level task given to you as being good enough, and just forgotten about you. What have you been doing in the mean time?"
"Looking for a job."
>"No luck?"
"Nope."
>"Well, shit."
"Eh, what are you going to do? So, what's been going on with you lately?"
>"Staying at home with the folks while my little brother is at school. They said they missed my while I was at academy, so I thought I'd jump on free housing while I can."
"Don't blame you. So, Dusk, how's he doing?"
>"He's getting really involved with his studies. I mean, I'm happy that he's taking magic seriously, but he spends so much time studying. He doesn't socialize much."
"He need some friends?"
>"Yeah."
"I'm sure he'll be fine."
>"Yeah."
>you take note that you still haven't arrived at your destination yet
"Hey, I thought you said the bar wasn't but a few blocks?"
>"It is, but I thought we'd take the long way around."
YES
IT BEGINS
Alright, looks like we got two writefags. Should I put on a trip?
>>20339877
dubs confirm trip
>>20339877
Do it.
>>20339742
>It is turning dark as the two of you enter the bar and take your seats.
>The both of you start off with a shot of whiskey and a mug of hard cider, straight from a place called Sweet Apple Acres.
>You can feel that burning in your gut already.
"So...how's the training going?"
>Shining downs her cider and slams the mug down, causing an audible thump as wood hit the table.
>"Could be better. The instructor's always busting our balls, but that's his job. We're learning about defensive magic now. Pretty neat stuff."
"Mhm."
>"We also did a spitroasting session today."
>You choke on your drink, coughing violently into your arm.
"You WHAT?"
>Shining tries her best to contain her laughter.
>"Just pulling your leg. The royal guard isn't that raunchy as the rumors claim."
"Ah. Hilarious."
>"The stallions are too selfish to not come inside anyways."
>You manage to contain your beverage a little better this time.
>A small silence passed.
>"Well, that's enough about me. How's your job?"
"Not too bad. Diplomacy's actually a lot tamer than I anticipated, so it's definitely a decent way to get paid. The issues are petty, to be honest. This one griffon ambassador wanted his land to have some more fishing rights, and no one else had a claim to the ocean they fished in, so I didn't really see why they couldn't have just do--"
>Familiar laughter meets your ear, causing you to pause mid-sentence and turn to your drinking buddy.
>Shining is clutching her sides, trying her best not to make a scene at the bar.
"Are you all right?"
>She takes a few moments to gather herself.
>"Do you actually think that being a diplomat involves actual diplomacy?"
>The question takes you off guard.
"I...what?"
>"Anon, Equestria has had nothing but peace for a thousand years. Diplomacy is no longer needed. The only reason why diplomats still exist is because every now and then someone needs a good exotic fuck."
>>20336339
Drinking is degenerate. Also, don't you have a spouse to be with?
>>20340227
>a good exotic fuck
this could be interesting, but are you doing shining armor or gleaming shield? you say shining and she. is this about femanon?
>>20340280
r63 shining. I could change it to gleaming to prevent confusion.
>>20340307
You've said 'she' a few times, I doubt many would get confused, but it's your decision
>>20340307
just namefag, the other writefag is doing gleaming.
>>20340333
Your trips are compelling, but I think I'll stay anonymous for now. It should be fairly easy to distinguish between us two.
>>20336339
"Tempting, but I have other plans."
>"Oh..."
>She lowers her head sadly.
"Actually, why don't you join me?"
>"J-Join you?"
"We're having a game of Oubliettes and Ogres at my place."
>*SQUEE*
>>20340227
"..."
>"Are you telling me that for the entire time you were a 'diplomat,' you actually performed your duties and didn't get laid?"
"...yes?"
>"What's wrong with you?"
"With me? Why are you horses so horny all the time?"
>"Why are you humans so dense? I swear Twilight's books get laid more than you do!"
"At least I don't fuck books!"
>"It's just as bad as what you do. Do you even ask your hand for consent before you rub one out?"
"I don't care what my hand thinks!"
>"You're a hand rapist! I should arrest you for your crimes, you sick fuck!"
"Fine. But first, how about another round? Hey, two more of those shots, please!"
>Outside, two generically shady figures watch the scene from the bar window.
>"You understand your instructions?"
>"Yes, Ma'am."
>"Then do it. Time is of the essence."
>One of the figures disappears, leaving the other to laugh in a low, sinister, typical fashion.
>"Soon, Anon. Soon..."
>>20340447
shitnigga.png
>>20340447
>You lost count of how much the two of you had to drink.
>Judging from your inability to think or see straight, the answer is probably a little too much.
>"Alright, be right back. I have to take a very ladylike piss. Pissssssssy pissssssssss."
"Gee, thanks for...for telling me, or something..."
>Shining gives you a playful shove before hopping off her stool and heading to the fillies' room, belching on the way there.
>If you didn't know any better you'd think that she was a very stallionly stallion in a mare's body.
>But you don't believe that kind of bullshit.
>Shining enters the restroom, stumbling a bit through the door.
>"I hope this is the right place."
>She accidentally bumps into another mare, or at least she thinks it's a mare.
>"Sorry there. Had a little too much. Heheh. Nice cloak. It covers your face enough to be a good disguise."
>"Thanks."
>Shining's drunken brain doesn't quite register the blow the back of her skull receives as she collapses onto the floor, slipping into unconsciousness.
>"Whuu de fuggg..."
>>20340572
Chrysalis?
>>20339797
"You sure you're not just lost?"
>"Trust me, we're not lost, and it's not too much further, and besides, we're having a good conversation."
"Bitching about military life? I'm becoming the kind of person I got annoyed by in college."
>Gleaming gets in front of you, putting her front hooves on your chest, and speaks to you in a melodramatic voice
>"Oh, but Anon. You're such a strong, enduring, warrior! The things you've seen!"
"Trust me: I've seen some shit."
>Gleaming responds in a curious tone, with a hint of admiration
>"Oh, have you?"
"Yeah. Cleaning the latrines are no fun. Especially when ponies decide that they didn't feel like aiming for the toilet."
>Gleaming busts out in laughter
>"Oh gross!"
>you laugh along with her
"Trust me when I said you'll do a lot better than I did. You've gone to the academy, not that you needed to, but it certainly helps."
>Gleaming gets her laughter under control
>"Well, how about this: if I become Captain of the Royal Guard, I'll give you a good position that pays well."
"Oh yeah?"
>"Yeah. You can be the royal toilet scrubber. Comes with benefits."
"As long as they make it to the toilet."
>some more laughter comes from Gleaming
>"Deal."
>you walk along silently when you feel wetness hit your cheek. You stop, and bring your hand up to your face. Gleaming looks over at you
>"What's up?"
"I think I felt rain."
>"Uh oh."
"Yeah, we better get inside."
>"Well, the bar's just at the corner."
"Oh, well then. I guess there's no need-"
>you see Gleaming trotting on ahead
"-to rush?"
>she makes it to the bar, opens the door, and stares back at you
>"Come on, Anon."
Whatever
>you just shake your head and slowly jog over to her
>you catch the door as she heads inside. You inspect the place. The bar is somewhat confined and relatively low-lit. Only a hand full of booths and tables, all of which are made of what looks like mahogany. Despite it's dated look, everything was kept clean and polished
Alright. I'm actually going to stop for the night, and let the other Anon continue without interruption. Night, and good luck with your story, Anon
>>20340733
Night.
You got a pastebin? You might want to give the Rule 63 thread guys the link so they can archive it and/or dump it in their own thread (with attribution to you). Those guys are basically the Borg when it comes to absorbing R63 green.
>>20340733
Thanks, writefag. Sweet dreams.
>>20340572
>You rest your hands on your head as you wait for you drinking buddy to come back from the fillies' room.
"I think I've had a little too much."
>No shit sherlock.
>Please, make more insightful statements about your current predicament.
"Maybe I should go home...fuck."
>"Hey."
>You raise your head to see Shining next to you at the bar again.
>It doesn't come to mind that she no longer seems piss drunk.
>Or that she came back so quickly.
>Good job, sherlock.
"Hey baby. How about we do it. Right here, right now."
>She seems taken aback.
>"W-what?"
"Just pulling your leg. How about another round?"
>You ask the bartender for another pair of shots.
>"Yeah, about that..."
>The shots arrive, and you hand one over to Shining.
"Hm?"
>"How about we head back? It seems to be getting pretty late."
"Yeah, yeah, sure...But first, how about one for the road? You look like you're sobering up already."
>Well now you realize, dumbfuck.
>Shining hesitantly looks at the glass, then looks to the window where a shadowy figure was motioning her on.
>"Well, one couldn't hurt. But only one and we go."
"That's the spirit!"
>>20340772
>"And after that, Buffy was shitting tuna for days!"
>The two of you howl in drunken laughter at Shining's story.
"Shit, that's hilarious! I didn't know you spent time at Griffionia."
>"Born and raised."
"I thought you were born in Canterlot."
>"That too."
"Ah."
>"Let's have another."
"Okay, but first...first."
>You try to put together the words in your intoxicated state.
"Show me something you learned from the academy."
>"Something? Like what?"
"I dunno. Anything. Come on. Just once."
>"Well, okay. But just this oooooooooonnnnee time."
>Shining stumbles off of the stool and collapses onto the floor.
>She slowly gets up, finding her balance, and then concentrates.
>A green aura surrounded her horn, then spreads across her body.
>After a flash of light, where Shining Armor once stood is now occupied by a changeling.
>Your smile immediately drops as soon as you register what happened.
>The changeling is now frozen, albeit wobbly from the alcohol and unsure what to do.
>"What?"
>You get off your stool and point to the changeling.
"That's amazing! I didn't know unicorns could do that!"
>>20340786
Now every time writefag has a bar scene I'm going to expect changelings or some other bullshit for drunk anon to believe.I like it.
>>20340786
>You are Shining Armor, and you are now waking up on the floor of a dirty bathroom.
"Ow, my head."
>The last thing you remember, you bumped into a very nice mare.
>Actually, come to think of it, she wasn't very nice.
>In fact, you think she knocked you out with a bar or something.
>Knocked out with a bar at a bar.
>Hilarious.
>But...why?
>Did you insult her cloak or something?
>You groan as you get to your hooves and concentrate.
>A purplish aura surrounds you as you reluctantly cast a spell that rids your body of alcohol.
>Goodbye happiness.
>Hello sobriety.
>Now to find that bitch who did this.
>You purposefully walk out of the restroom into the bar to find the culprit.
>Now where would a cunt like that be?
>Think, think...
>Your eyes go to the spot next to Anon to find...
>Yourself?
>>20341054
>changeling literally just steals the identity of mare walking into the bathroom, whacks her over the head, and just leaves her there
I know it's pretty obvious at this point, but these are some pretty stupid changelings. Is this their first day or something?
>>20341054
>You cannot believe your eyes.
>In front of you are four Shining Armors.
>Well, actually only two, but alcohol does have a tendency to cause blurry, double vision.
"Shining? You didn't tell me you have a twin sister."
>The drunken changeling chimes in as well.
>"Oh yeah. I guess I do."
>It then lifts her mug, but is then put down by a purple beam from the other Shining.
>The changeling returns to normal form as it flies across the room and crashes against the wall, hitting its head with a loud thug.
>Other bargoes are frozen in shock as they witness this happen.
>"Ow..."
>It tries to get up, but instead empties its stomach and passes out in its own puke.
>Gross.
"What the fuck, Shining? Why would you hurt your twin sister like that?"
>She then aims her horn at you, the tip glowing.
"What the fuck? I thought you were my very best friiiiiiieeeeeennnnnddd."
>A purple bolt hit you before you could make any more shitty references.
>But instead of sending you back, it envelops you.
>A cold sensation fills your body as you feel yourself leaving your intoxicated state and once again reaching full awareness.
>Once again sober, you get off of your stool and do a quick assessment of the situation.
"Well, shit."
>The bartender goes up to you, a deadpan expression on his face.
>"I think it's best if the both of ya leave. You're scaring my customers."
>They were indeed scared.
>Some even spilled their drinks down their legs.
>Or at least that's what it seems.
"Let's bounce, Shining."
>"Sounds good."
>The two of you start to make your way toward the exit when the door bursts open.
>At the entrance is a familiar figure.
>A griffon from today's "diplomatic" event.
>"NO ONE'S LEAVING UNTIL I SAY SO."
>Well fuck.
>>20341199
noice gets, keep up the work lad.
>>20341199
"Well fuck."
>"You know this griffon?"
>"She's from work."
>"I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW."
"I'm sure you do. What do you want?"
>"YOU!"
"...me?"
>"YOU REJECTED MY ADVANCES AT THE INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE TODAY!"
>"You did?"
"I did?"
>"YOU DID! I WAS SENDING SIGNALS AND ALL YOU DID WAS TURN DOWN MY ADVANCES!"
"Signals? What the fuck are you talking about?"
>"YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!"
"No, seriously. I have no idea."
>"What? My intentions were made very clear, Anonymous! Do you not remember the conversation we had that day?"
>You go over today's events in your mind.
>Cue flashback.
>You are Anonymous.
>And you are at some boring, shitty convention.
>Almost all the other diplomats have gone for some reason.
>They left in pairs, sometimes groups.
>Some moans and slapping noises can be heard echoing across the halls.
>Probably some intense debates going on about trade regulations or something.
>"OH FUCK ME! FUCK ME!"
>From the sounds of it, someone's nation is about to be invaded.
>How unfortunate.
>The only people left in the room are you and that one griffon who won't stop looking at you.
>Looks like it's going to be a slow day from here on out.
>You idly scratch your itchy asshole and pull out a newspaper, going straight to the comics section.
>"My name's Hazel."
>You peer over your paper.
>That thing can talk?
"Anonymous."
>"Huh?"
"My name's Anonymous. Or Anon, for short."
>She repeats the name to herself.
>"Anon..."
>>20341398
Ooh, is there gonna be a catfight? Or a threeway?
I must know!
>>20341398
>Almost all the other diplomats have gone for some reason.
>They left in pairs, sometimes groups.
>Some moans and slapping noises can be heard echoing across the halls.
>Probably some intense debates going on about trade regulations or something.
>"OH FUCK ME! FUCK ME!"
>From the sounds of it, someone's nation is about to be invaded.
>How unfortunate.
Ladies and gentlemen, my sides have left the building. Thank you, and goodnight.
>>20341398
>More silence.
>You go back to reading your paper.
>However, her eyes keep staring into your soul.
>What the fuck does she want?
>Putting down the paper, you look back at her, staring into her deep, green eyes.
"Uh, can I help you? Does your nation need anything?"
>"Why, er, yes. My nation, um, could use some...fucking, I mean, fishing...rights?"
>You scratch your chin.
"Do you not own the area in which you fish?"
>"Well, yes."
"Then you are free to fish as you please. Nothing I can do there."
>What's-her-beak seems a bit put off by your response, but her resolve is unshaken.
>"It's not that. It's just that...I would like if it someone could...fish in my waters."
>She's an odd one.
"Well, it's your waters. Your rules."
>You go back to reading your paper.
>Suddenly, you feel a pair of claws on your legs, causing you to almost scream like a little girl who saw creepy Uncle Freddy in the bathroom.
>"The thing is...I would like YOU to fish in my waters."
>You do some quick mental math in your head.
"Isn't your land a long ways away."
>"Yes, but..."
>She gets on your lap and trails a claw down your chest.
>"We can do it together. Right here. Right now~"
"But there's no water here. Let alone fish."
>She grabs you forcefully by your shoulders, bringing her face close to yours.
>"Perhaps I wasn't being clear. I want you with me, Anon. I want you IN me."
>You're getting a little scared now.
>And why the fuck do you have a boner?
"Uhh, n-no thanks. I'm not the healthiest thing to eat...GUARDS! GUARDS! SHE WANTS TO EAT ME! SAVE ME! SHE'S EATING MY FACE RIGHT NOW GET HER OFF!"
>>20341398
>You idly scratch your itchy asshole and pull out a newspaper
Today, the Supreme Court reversed- ughh...
>going straight to the comics section.
>Archie
>"Hey Jughead, did you hear? The Supreme Court reversed-" UGHHHH....
>>20341619
This guy is like the Gordon Frohman of Anon
>>20341619
>"Holy shit, Anon. I knew you were dense but are you kidding me?"
"No, I totally knew she was into me. I just wanted to fuck with her, not fuck her."
>"YOU WHAT! I WAS ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE OF YOU! I WAS HUMILIATED!"
>You apologetically shrug.
"Sorry. Nothin' personal. Just bored is all. And your breath really stank."
>The angry griffon starts to make her way towards you.
>"You're going to rut me if it's the last thing you do."
"Sorry, not interested."
>"I wasn't asking."
"Then that's rape, which by the way, isn't exactly my fetish unless you have a nice ass. Like Shining's."
>"Aw, thanks Anon."
>"Well, what am I supposed to do if I want to have sex and you say no? Not fuck you? That's ridiculous. I came here to get tail even if it kills you."
"Shining? A little help?"
>"I dunno, dude. She has a fair point. Besides, if you don't rut her, you're putting international relations at risk. I'm afraid you're gonna have to fuck her for Equestria."
"I can't believe you're betraying me like this."
>"Oh, don't be such a drama queen. I think you'll even like it."
>You really fucking hate this matriarchy.
"There's no way I'm getting out of this, is there?"
>"Nope."
>"Sorry dude."
"Well, if that's the case, then I'm going to need a drink first."
>"If it's any consolation, I'll buy this time."
"Gee, thanks."
>>20341804
>Anon being pressured into sex by the oppressive matriarchy
This triggers me
>>20341804
>You groggily wake up and take in your surroundings.
>Canterlot royalty always did have the best bedrooms.
>High ceilings, goose feather blankets.
>And a nice view of the silly little peasants below.
>It almost makes your hangover feel a little better.
>Almost.
>Looking back to your bed, you notice that it's unoccupied.
>Hazard, or whatever her name is, probably left soon after she had her fill.
>Well, you hope she was satisfied with what she got, because that was never going to happen again.
>Stumbling into the bathroom, you look into the mirror.
>It appears you have a crudely applied bandage on your right arm.
>Judging from the dried blood that bled through the fabric, your wound was the result of claws.
>Fucking griffons, man.
>Never again.
>At least your dick is still intact, you think.
>If Anon Jr. left you, you don't know what you'd do, other than probably be dead.
>You look down, and freeze at what meets your eyes.
>Your dick, it's...it's...GONE.
>Oh wait, you're wearing underwear...dumbfuck.
>This is going to be a long, long day.
"Fuck me."
>>20341923
>You stumble into the Royal Courtroom like a zombie, a bottle of tonic in your hand.
>By the looks of it, "diplomacy" is already in motion.
>Your foot almost slips on the tile floor as you make your way to your designated seat.
>To think the entire time you thought the wet floors were the result of a lazy janitor.
>The seat cushion makes a plopping noise as you collapse on top of it.
>A few other "diplomats" give you fist bumps for your first successful "negotiation" before heading into their own.
>"You should be proud, Anonymous. Not many can have diplomatic intercourse with a griffon and live to tell the tale."
"Thanks?"
>"Anytime. Now where did I put those whips of persuasion...?"
>You massage your temples, hoping that this awful hangover will eventually pass.
>Another figure, this time a mare, comes by your seat.
>"Good going, Anon."
"Shining?"
>You look up.
"What are you doing here?"
>"Oh I'm representing the royal guard today. Isn't that great?"
"Yeah...great."
>Silence.
>"Look, Anon. I'm sorry about pressuring you into doing something that you didn't want to do."
"It's fine. Part of the job, right?"
>"I guess. But I'll make it up to you."
"I don't think I want to drink for the next couple years."
>"No, it's not that. I'll make it up to you another way."
"How so?"
>She leans in close enough so that you can smell her breath.
>>20342101
>"Well, we're diplomats, you and I. Why don't we...negotiate it?"
"Fuck you."
>"Oh, Anon. So direct~"
"No, in the figurative sense."
>"Why not?"
"Well, because...reasons."
>"Come on, Anon. I need this."
"I can tell by the heavy breathing. Why me?"
>"Because that guy..."
>She points to some smug-looking pone across the hall.
>"Won't stop hitting on me. And I need a way out."
"So I'm your escape plan?"
>"Yep."
"I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't. You know? For the sake of Equestria and all that?"
>"I'll get rid of your hangover. How about that?"
"..."
>"I'll even swallow."
"You are truly desperate, aren't you?"
>"Is that a yes?"
>Slowly, you rise from your seat.
"Whatever. I could use a good revenge fuck, anyways. Prepare to walk silly for days."
>"Great. Let's bounce."
>The two of you left the courtroom with Shining leading the way.
>You could even swear that she has the smallest hint of a smile on her face.
>>20342101
>she whispers softly into your ear.
>Ayy lmoa
>In a flash you open your eyes to see you're in a space shit highabove earth.
>you have been passed out inside of a alien space shit.
>>20342182
ayy lmao
>>20342182
>inside of a alien space shit
>space shit
>>20342120
I was going to write a clop scene, but I'm tired, my eyes are tired, and my dick is tired. Sorry, guys. Hopefully that other anon will be back soon.
>>20341865
shitlord
can I get a pastebin for this shit? I need to get to sleep and really want to read this
>>20342236
Unnecessarily rude.
>>20342700
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/creepshots, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying "check your privilege". I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cis-sexist pig. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic subreddit. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum.
>>20342120
wait, is that it?
>>20342120
my dick demands a writefag to finish this, i was fucking throbbing
>>20342229
That's OK, maybe you can finish later today.
>>20342182
>>20342227
>>20343040
maybe we can help eachother out with our problems anon~
>>20337650
That's some bullshit. Not going any further into this thread.
bump, anyone want me to continue my parrot anon and Octavia story?
>>20344986
Go on
>>20344986
Oh shit wrong thread.
bump
>>20344398
>>20344986
at least tell us the name of this story first.Diplomacy Inaction?
>>20344986
where?
>>20336339
any porn of r63?
>>20346918
>Any
Hah, anon, you're so funny.
>>20342229
Okay, I'm back. Let me shower and eat and I'll try to please your boners, if they're still up.
>>20347652
Ready for expansion.
>>20347652
Based!
>>20342717
Eh, middlekek, 6.5/10.
>>20342120
Moar
>>20342120
>Now that you think about it, these private room are a little too...unfitting for actual negotiations.
>The rooms were dimly lit, the room smelled of scented candles, and there was a fucking queen-sized bed in the end.
>You really hoped that the sheets are at least cleaned regularly.
>Shining whistles as the both of you enter the room.
>"They really know how to make you feel comfortable, huh?"
"Looks like it."
>"Well, now that we're here..."
>She gets on her hind legs and presses against you with your front hooves.
>"Why don't we get down to business?"
"I like the way you--"
>A sharp pain decides to hate fun and pound mercilessly into your head.
>"I-is something wrong?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. This hangover is just killing me."
>"Oh, you poor thing. Let me take care of that for you."
>She pushes you gently onto the bed, where your relatively large frame lands with a pompf.
>Then, she crawls up to you so that you are no more than a couple inches from her face, your breaths mixing in the heavy air.
"What are you--"
>"Shhh. Close your eyes."
>You do as she says, and soon a faint humming noise meets your ears.
>The familiar sensation of magic envelops your head and slowly flows across the rest of your body as your wounds heal and the headache welcomingly disappears.
>This feels fantastic.
>Suddenly, a pair of lips meet yours, taking you by surprise.
>The healing spell was so relaxing that you almost forgot why you were here.
>Immediately, you return the kiss, your tongues soon finding contact and wrestling with each other for precious territory.
>You try to raise a hand to cradle her head, but it won't budge.
>Neither could the rest of your limbs.
>Oh, she's a sneaky one.
>>20348291
Wah!
>>20348291>Encounter with changelings
>Close friend suddenly decides to get jiggy
>Has a spell to 'relieve your headache'
Oh shit
>>20348379
>>20348291
>The kiss continues until something pokes Shining from behind.
>She stops and looks back.
>"Well, what do we have here? Oh hello there. We meet again."
"Wait, again?"
>The mare doesn't respond, instead turning around so that her lower lips were now facing you.
>Not long after a warm sensation surrounds your cock, Shining's wet, soft tongue swirling around the tip.
>Hungry, you reach up and stick your tongue inside her, causing an audible moan to come from the other end and send vibrations down your dick.
>No, this was too much.
>You can't lose so soon.
>With increased vigor, you perform your variation of the alphabet on your partner, greedily lapping up her juices.
>It doesn't take long for your face to be covered with her, but you don't care.
>Realizing that she might finish first at this rate, Shining takes the entirety of your length down her throat.
>She doesn't so much as gag as she starts to bob up and down on your rock hard member, flooding your mind with waves of pleasure.
>And that was enough to send you over the edge.
>You thrust your hips upward as you reach your peak, flooding Shining's mouth with your seed.
>She continues to suck as you orgasm, not letting a drop escape from her lips.
>After the waves subside, she turns around and faces you, her cheeks bulging.
>Shining looks you directly in the eyes as she swallows, making an audible gulping noise.
>She licks her lips, her eyes still hungry for more.
>"Told you I'd swallow."
>>20348648
>"But we're not done yet."
>She sits on top of you and starts to grind her crotch against your softening member.
>"I'm not stopping until I'm stuffed from both ends."
>This mare is crazy.
>Her juices soak your dick as she grinds her hips back and forth, causing your dick to once again reach maximum length.
>She presses her hooves against your chest as she gets up, allowing your cock to stand upright.
>Her marehood slowly descends upon you as she aligns it until your tip is barely touching her entrance.
>"Ready?"
>Fuck it.
"Ready."
>The two of you look directly into each other's eyes as you enter her, a wet, warm, silky feeling enveloping your member.
>You continue to enter her until your tip reaches the end, fully hilting her and causing her to gasp.
>Shining bites her lip as she tries to contain herself, then starts to move back up again.
>"Grab me."
>You notice that your arms are no longer bound, and waste no time in grabbing her shapely, firm flanks.
>Looks like the training definitely paid off.
>She moans as you give them a squeeze, guiding her up and down your length.
>Wet slaps echo across the room as she increases her pace, her marehood devouring you cock whole.
"F-fuck."
>Her vaginal muscles start to massage you as well, gripping and releasing at exactly the right spots as she drives you into her.
>Once again, you near your peak, your dick begging for release.
>>20349152
>The mare seems to take notice of this as she slams down on you one final time.
>"Now come."
>That was all it took to send you over the edge, the floodgates once again opening.
>You empty your seed deep inside your partner, her muscles making sure to milk you of everything you've got.
>The mare peaks as well, her fluids mixing with yours as she hugs you tightly and emits a groan.
>Eventually the bliss subsides, leaving the two of you panting each other's breaths.
>Your flaccid dick falls out of her, making a popping noise as some more cum falls out of her.
>She collapses onto the bed with you, her chest heaving.
>"Th-thanks, Anon. I really needed that."
"No, uh, problem."
>She giggles a bit as she gets closer to you, nuzzling into your neck.
>"So, are you going to quit your job?"
"Eh, maybe it's not so back after all. Maybe you should be a diplomat more often."
>"Maybe."
>Shining gives you a kiss on the cheek before drifting off to sleep, her hooves hugging you tightly.
>Getting tired as well, you pull up a blanket and cover the both of you before closing your own eyes and entering the world of dreams.
>The two of you will still hang out at the bar after this, right?
End
>>20349171
No surprise changeling ending. No drama, but yes happy ending. This is good. A+, writeanon!
>>20338955
I think you forgot something
>>20349171
Gleaming Shield [R63-Shining Armour] and Princess Cadence, best-friends, fight and squabble over their mutual crush, Anonymous the Oblivious Human.
...And then a flirtatious, recently-returned Princess Luna returns.
Will they put aside their differences? Will Anonymous get laid?
Dunno: up to any write-fag that uses the premise.
>>20349241
Foursome? Yeah, foursome.
>>20340740
I do have a pastebin, but I'm going to refrain from posting it until I'm sure I'll get this one done. The last two stories I started are unfinished, and I don't need to add another one to the list.
>>20349171
Damn, man. You're quick. I'm excited to read through it
>>20349241
WANT.GIF
>>20349357
Schwartz?
>>20350464
No. Not sure who that is
bump?
>>20352137
Nah
>>20352286
okay
>>20337517
Love me some male shiny.
>>20337477
Fuck yourself. Go do it.
>>20349241
This is promising.
Maybe we will be graced with such a writefag.
>>20340733
We need you, tripfag.
>>20336339
>"Huh? Really? Nothing planned on a Saturday night?"
>"You truly are one of a kind..."
>"Well, tell you what. In that case, how's it sound to you if we go to the bar for some drinks? My treat."
>You pause for a minute, thinking.
"I'm... Not sure, Gleaming, it's been quite some time since I've been able to have some time off from my duties."
>She nods.
>"I know! That's exactly why I'm talking to you! I figured you'd want to, y'know, take some time, loosen up, and--"
"Yes, yes, I know. And that's all in good spirit, and all, but..."
>Gleaming looks concerned, an eyebrow raised.
>"But what?"
"I'm just... I think I want to be alone right now, for at least a while. I need to think, and have some time to myself," you say, struggling to find the words.
>"Don't think I don't know why you're saying this, Temporus."
>She gives you a blunt look.
>She knows exactly what's going on in your head.
"I know, I know, just... Please, I--"
>"Prince D'Amore Temporus," she says sternly.
>After she knows she has your attention, she continues.
>"You need someone to talk to. I know that," she says shamefully, looking down. "I know having Dusk Shine grow up was a little hard. He's been growing away from all of us, actually, and getting more and more tied into those dumb books of his."
"...Y-Yeah..."
>After a pause, Gleaming raises her head again, and gives you a hopeful look.
>"And, you know, he really did like you. A lot."
"Y-Yeah..."
>"He even called you 'Uncle Tempie' every now and again."
>This catches you by surprise.
>Your ears perk, and you look up at Gleaming in surprise.
"...He did?"
>"Yeah! He did! One day, he even joked about us dating!"
>"I think that was the day I realized just how smart he was..."
>>20352748
>>20354146
>>20349171
Is her Shining, Aegis or fucking Gleaming?!
>>20354192
Yes
>>20354192
Yep.
>>20354192
Pretty sure it is. It's all I've seen so far.
>>20354238
>>20354222
>>20354207
Same fags.
>>20354250
>>20354222
and
>>20354207
were within 1 minute of eachother
faggot
>>20354250
>>20354146
And we are graced by Herr Writefag!
This can only end well.
>>20354192
I've seen all three, but only Aegis once.
It's usually Gleaming Shield.
Look what I found!
>>20354709
It was just a one-shot thing, for me. I don't want to juggle two big stories at once. Though, it'd be hard to top my magnum opus of a fapfic...
Hope y'all liked it.
>>20354769
But who is borrowing her?
>>20354843
You, silly.
>>20336339
>That pic
Why does this expand dong?
>>20354827
I enjoyed it.
>>20354885
Oh, so the rest of the image doesn't have another hoers.
Good.
>>20339776
>that file name
>>20355119
>nerdy gleaming shield
There needs to be more of this
>>20349357
Well you have my attention.
Hey, um, I don't wanna be that guy, but there is a rule 63 thread running at this very moment.
Can someone, like, link them over there? This is good material they'd be happy with.
I'd do it myself, but I'm low on time.
>>20356357
There really does.
>>20337802
Actually, it's a legal bond.
>>20356965
The thread has been linked there.
>>20354146
HOLY SHIT SOUND THE ALARMS
JESUS HAS RISEN
>no glorious Shiny cock or voluptuous horse balls
>>20357830
Do you really need them?
>>20357830
/ccg/ pls
>>20337618
This pic converted me to the joys of R63 shiny
>>20357860
Yes
>>20357889
>implying a good chunk of /mlp/ doesn't want Shiny's meaty horsecock and to fuck his tight little ponut
See: any thread ever that has had Shining as the OP image
>>20357942
Oh what joys indeed...
>>20357978
You sure you don't want a bit of change in your husband hoers? Surely you must be sore from Shining's cock after all this time.
You could return the favor.
>>20358032
If it were any other mare, I would, but R63 Shining just makes me wish I had the regular Shiny
Shining's the only pony I only want to fuck as a stallion 100% of the time. Everyone else could go either way.
>>20358070
Only Shining, eh?
>>20358102
Yup, I'll take a R63 of any other stallion.
I will never get enough of Shiny's balls and his beautiful cock
>>20340691
"Quite the cozy little place."
>"Isn't it great?"
"Not really the kind of bar I'd expect you to go to."
>"And what kind of bar would you expect?"
"I don't know. Maybe one a bit more...'hip,' and maybe filled with ponies your age."
>"Nah. That kind of place is too active for me."
>you arrive at the bar and take your seats. The bartender turns towards you
>>"What'll it be?"
"Uh, I guess I'll have whatever she takes."
>the tender looks over to Gleaming
>"I'll have a bloody marry."
"Okay, I take that back. I would much rather have a scotch instead."
>>"You got it."
"A bloody marry? Seriously?"
>"What?"
"The sun's set. A bloody marry is something you're supposed to drink in the morning."
>"Why?"
"Because it's a restorative drink."
>"Well, it's like morning for me."
>you chuckle
"You are an odd one."
>"Coming from the creature that stands on two legs."
>you open your mouth to make a retort, but catch yourself. Gleaming gives a smug look of victory
"Yeah. I got nothing."
>Gleaming giggles, adjusting herself in her stool, inching it just a bit closer to you
>the bartender places the drinks on the table. Instinctively, you reach for your pocket when Gleaming stops you
>"Anon. I got this. I really meant it when I said it was my treat."
"Sorry. Just a habit, and kind of weird."
>you take a sip of your scotch
>"How so?"
"Well, where I'm from, the males always paid for drinks."
>"Always?"
"Almost always."
>"What else did males have to pay for?"
>you take another sip
"Everything."
>"Your home seems very weird."
"That's just the way it was."
>you both take to your drinks and keep silent for a moment
>>20358249
>BOOM
>"EEEP!"
>the crackle of lightning striking outside sends Gleaming up out of her stool. She nearly falls to the ground, but catches herself on the bar counter
>you bust out laughing
"Scared much?"
>Gleaming starts laughing along as well
>"No. Just startled me. That's all."
"Uh huh. Sure."
>as the laughter between you two calms down, Gleaming turns to view the city outside
>"Glad we got here when we did."
>you take a sip
"Mhm."
>a brief moment of silence passes by before Gleaming speaks to you in a serious tone
>"You know, you don't talk much about your home."
"Not much to talk about."
>"Sure there is. I mean, what was it like? Were there a lot of others like you?"
"Humans? All over the place."
>"Did you have friends and family?"
>you pick up your drink, and give it a little swirl
"Yeah."
>"Do you miss them."
"Sometimes."
>"Why'd you leave?"
>you slam your glass onto the counter and give her a stern look
"Okay, I'm drawing the line there."
>Gleaming dips her head down at her drink, ears drooping back
>"I'm sorry, Anon. Didn't realize it was a touchy subject."
>she starts sipping at her drink
It's not her fault, man. She's just taking an interest in you. A lot more than most people back home were
"It's really not a big deal. I over-reacted."
>you lean over, wrap your arm around her, and pull her into your body, stroking her side reassuringly. She looks up at you and smiles
Sorry, but that's all for tonight. I've actually had a very busy Sunday. Tomorrow should be more productive
>>20358274
>>20358261
this has potential, I can't wait for more
>>20358274
based
>>20358261
[spoilers]Dis gon be gud[/spoilers]
>>20354769
Dem eyes... that warning...
unf...
bump
>>20360413
agreed
>>20337517
>>20337618
>Not having the best of both worlds and having trap Shining
>Specifically, Shining after a nasty divorce that has lead to him falling into a depression and letting himself go
>Losing all his muscle mass and getting a mare-ish figure from the fact that all the booze seems to go to his thighs, and he recently started drinking tea since it's cheaper than coffee>not wanting to cheer him up by making him your mare
>>20360910
A mare-ish figure isn't going to do anything for that stallion face. Cute, but if you want a mare with dick, you're going to have to go full-on futa Shining.
>>20360937
>(500*4)+(2*7)
>not wanting to bang sissy Shining
>>20360937
A little makeup goes a long way.
>>20360988
>Implying you don't want to see male shining get banged by futa shining
>>20361081
Is this while female shining sucks off male shining?
>>20361260
All the Shinings. All of them.
>>20361081
I don't. I want to see futa Shining fucking some boipussy.
https://derpibooru.org/681114
>>20361484
>furry shit
Gross.
>>20361492
What are you, casual?
>>20336339
Story involving Twi and her sister, Gleaming, vie for the monkey d.And Twi fails because shes princess bookdork neverlaid
>>20354769
>Knowing it's temporary
Why does that make me want to fuck him more?
>>20361585
Because you know if you do a good enough job he'll secretly want to do it again but will be too embarrassed to tell anyone.
>>20361770
For me, it was always the whole Guy -> Girl thing, but holy shit, that DOES make it hotter.
Lump.
lolwut
>>20358249
>>20358261
>>20358274
Nice, can't wait.
Anyone know any good r63 Shining fics?
>>20349241
I kind of want to write this idea...
>>20365681
At least try.
>>20365699
I've never written on /mlp/ before. Only FimFiction. But the idea is fantastic.
>>20365719
Give it a shot. If people really hate it they'll speak up. If they like it, they may not speak up at all, either way just give it a shot, don't even have to tripfag. I'd be glad to read it.
>>20365783
me too
>>20365783
I suppose I could give it a try, I've never done greentext before though. Should be interesting.
>>20365818
Same writefag here, I would like to apologize in advance I take some time when I write.
>>20336339
Ok, so my first attempt at a greentext story. I actually have done my share of writing but never really like this before.
>You casually check your watch as you enter the bar, noting the still early hour you decide to wait for your friends by having a drink.
>Some hard cider really doesn't do much for you unless you have ton of the stuff, but this is all Equestria has got.
>You just sat down and began cradling your drink when you suddenly hear two familiar voices over the faint bar music.
"I told you we were going to be late."
"Nuh uh we fine, don't get your panties in a knot there princess."
>You see Princess Cadence and Gleaming Shield enter the bar and look around.
"My panties aren't in a knot Shield! And since when did you get so excited to see anonymous anyway?"
>Instead of answering Shield just scans the crowd, you see her face light up when she spots you.
"Over there at the bar, at the far end."
>You wave them over, and see Cadence pouting at Shield, and Shield almost bouncing over to you in a very Pinkie'ish way.
"Sup Shield, hello Princess."
>Shield pulls up onto the stoll on your left and grins, while Cadence takes the one to your right.
"How has your night been so far Anonymous?"
Improves, sustains, continue?
>>20366206
Keep going
>>20366206
Typically black text is used for the viewpoint character (Anon, in this case) only.
It doesn't make sense for ponies to talk about panties and the knottedness thereof because they don't normally wear clothes, and when they do they don't wear anything that would require undergarments.
You don't need to ask if we want you to continue; if we want you to stop we'll tell you so.
>>20366206
continue
>>20366311
Ah, okay. I was trying to go off the previous writers formats. And underwear makes sense, my bad.
>>20366152
>>20365818
No worries. We're always hungry for more greentext. We'll be here, we're always here.
>>20367636
ALWAYS
>>20367636
Can anything sate the thirst for r63 Shiny?
>>20368641
I don't know man.
I so want to cum inside male shining amor
...who in their right mind doesn't?
>>20368737
nobody
>>20368737
Get this faggotry out of our Female Shining Armor thread.
>>20368767
What about DPing Gleaming Shield with Shining Armor, then eating the cum out of her and snowballing it between the three of you?
>>20368924
The hell is snowballing?
>>20368947
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
>>20368737
You appear lost.
/ccg/ is that way.
>>20368947
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_A58231NFk
>being this uncultured
>>20368969
>>20368983
That's what I thought.
>>20368641
>>20368708
The only cure I know of is more greentext. Unfortunately I am unable to provide said cure. Apologies fellow anons, but there are those working to make more.
>>20358261
>you notice her body feels cold against your hand. You give her one last squeeze before letting her go, then take off your jacket
"Here. You seem to be getting cold."
>you wrap your jacket around her. She's a little surprised by the gesture
>"Oh. Thanks, Anon. It was starting to get cold in here."
"No problem."
>Gleaming adjusts the jacket around her, and slips her forelegs through the sleeves
>"You sure you'll be fine without it?"
"I will be with another scotch."
>she smiles
>"Fair enough."
>she turns to the tender
>"Another scotch, please."
>>"Sure thing. As long as you two behave yourselves."
"What? It was just a hug."
>>"It was disgusting."
>Gleaming leans over to you and speaks in a hushed tone
>"Don't mind him. He's just old-fashioned."
>you turn to Gleaming
"So, what's been going on with you? How have things been with you and your brother?"
>she shakes her head slowly
>"We've been drifting apart, more and more, lately. It's only going to get worse when he finally moves away."
"Where do you think he'll go? Think he'll land a job at the palace."
>"I wouldn't be fazed if he moves into a damn library."
>you chuckle
"Do they even have places for sleeping?"
>"Probably not. Wouldn't stop him. He'd make a bed out of books."
>your second scotch arrives, and you drink down what was left of your first one, and hand it to the tender
"Well, if he gets into trouble, he's always got you."
>"It's not him that I'm concerned about. Honestly, I'm more worried about my parents. Once I'm actually in the guard, and Dusk is gone, I don't know what they're going to do with their time."
"Probably fuck."
>Gleaming gives you a look of disappointment
>"Really, Anon?"
"Sorry. The alcohol's kicking in. Couldn't help myself."
>Gleaming punches you lightly on the shoulder
>"You're an ass, sometimes. You know that?"
"Yep. I take pride in that."
>another sip
>>20366206
You still there, Anon-kun?
>>20371257
Never been a fan of r63 before, but please continue this. It's great.
>>20371257
>>20371925
>please continue this. It's great.
Agreed
>>20368767
>>20368970
Stop acting like such faggots and start caressing Shining's balls
>>20372444
There's tons of fic for that, that's why this thread is so good. Its unique
>>20371257
More
>>20371257
More, whenever you get the chance.pls
more story when?
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>>20376255
>>20376599
bumping dubs mean thread shall resume stories soon
>>20376732
I hope so.
Pls come back writefags...
We love you.
>>20371257
I woulda Gleaming Shield. Continue please, good writefriend.
>>20371257
Love this, moar pls
>>20379718
The booty is supposed to be toned and athletic, you useless bug. Take that fat ass elsewhere.
>>20371257
"Seriously though, I wouldn't worry about your folks too much. I'm sure they'll be just fine."
>"Yeah, you're probably right."
>Gleaming takes her drink, and drinks it down. She calls over the bar tender to bring her another drink. When he comes back, you grab his attention
"Do you happen to know the time?"
>>"Quarter till one."
"Shoot. It's starting to get late."
>"You think we should be heading out?"
"That doesn't sound like too bad of an idea."
>you turn around in your stools, and notice that the outside is still pouring down rain. Another crackle of lightning strikes
"On second thought-"
>"Yeah, let's just wait a little while longer."
>you both turn around and face the bar again
>"How are we going to kill time?"
"I guess keep drinking until we forget what time it is."
>"Sounds like a plan."
>you sit silently for a few a while
You know, this wasn't actually that bad. Got to hang out with a friend and got some free drinks. Better than sitting at home fapping all day
>suddenly the silence is broken
>"Oh my."
>you notice that Gleaming is looking over in the corner of the bar. You try lifting your head to see what she's looking at
"What's up?"
>she looks back at you with a devilish grin
>"They have a karaoke machine!"
"Oh cool, no way."
>"Yeah. I've never noticed it before. It's been hidden in the corner."
>you try to pass it off and go back to your drink but she's not buying into it. She tilts her head downward while still maintaining eye contact with you
"What?"
>her smile gets a bit wider
>"Come on..."
"Nonononono. No."
>she tries egging you on
>"Come on..."
"Not happening."
>"Oh why not?"
"I am not nearly drunk enough to even attempt that."
>"Oh yeah? How much liquor is it going to take for you to go up there?"
"About as much as it would take to give me alcohol poisoning."
>"Anon, come on!"
"No."
>"There's almost nopony here. It'll be fun!"
"Not. Gonna. Happen."
>"Pleeeeaaaaasssse?"
>she brings her face to yours so that your noses are touching
>>20380382
I'll be honest. I'm a bit stuck at the moment
>>20380561
>filename
Correct
>>20380656
You've made some bomb-ass green so far.
Take all the time you need.
>>20380535
dang it write fag just have them kiss already... doing a good job keep up the good work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1TM9dQLR8I
Anon's singing can't top this.
>>20380656
Get unstuck, writefag.
>>20380535
You're doing great things; keep it up.
bump
>>20336339
B-But then we'll miss Doctor Who.
It's Cybermen this week... and something about Clara never having been Clara...
Why have I never seen this much Gleaming Shield art before?
>>20382862
>Gleaming Shield
Agreed. This is a whole field full of throbbing boner fodder that I didn't know existed.
>>20382862
Because you never followed one of your desires.
>>20341398
I'd like to see a story in which Anon does it with Hazel, and she forms some sort of affection for him, etc. Maybe obsession could come into play.Then she gets rejected and called a weirdo maybe. I mean hell, Anon could be going for some ponut.
>>20382862
I don't know, but it sure expands my folder.
This should be a thing more often than it is.
>>20383297
>but it sure expands my folder.
It does the same to my dong.
>>20383297
>gleamings eyes
>mfw
>>20385292
It's another way to bump a thread without saying "bump", get with it, anon.
>>20380535
>you let out a sigh
>"So?"
>you put your hand in between your faces, and push her head back a few inches. You then grab your scotch and gulp the entire glass down
"Fine."
>Gleaming pulls away from your hand, sitting upright in joy
>"Ha, yes! Trust me, Anon. It's going to be fun."
>you groan
>"One song. That's all I'm asking from you."
"One?"
>she nods her head
>"Mhm. Just one."
"Alright, but this better not be awful."
>"It won't be."
>you walk up to the karaoke machine. You look around and notice nobody is really interested. Nobody except Gleaming. She's sitting at her stool with anticipation. You try to fiddle with the machine, but you can't seem to figure it out. Gleaming notices your struggle, and trots up to help
>"Anon, what's up?"
"I don't know how this thing works."
>"Uh huh. Sure. Alright, move over. What do you want?"
>you grab the microphone
You know some stuff by Jackson. You're drunk enough to attempt that. Right?
"Anything by Micheal Jackson?"
>"Who?"
Okay. That's probably for the best. What about Don't Stop Believing? Surely to God they'll be okay with that
"Okay. Journey?"
>she fiddles around for a few seconds
>"Nope. Not on here."
"Fine. I guess I'll just sing Winter Wrap Up."
>"Winter...Wrap Up...Ah, here it is!"
"I was joki...Wait, that's actually fucking on there? Fucking ass-backwards, horse, karao-"
>lyrics pop on
"Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays..."
>>20385513
I can't stop loving this story. Keep it up!
>>20385513
This can only end one way.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOuNX2azWRQ
>>20386545
>dat link
That kid has obviously never had a drink in his life.
>>20385513
>you hear snickering coming from the bar
God. Fucking. Dammit.
"We've kept our hoovsies warm at home. Time off from work to play. But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold. And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old..."
>you notice Gleaming trying to contain her laughter
"The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green."
>you're giving her the best death glare you can muster
"But it's also time to say goodbye. It's winter we must clean."
>but sadly, you can only be taken so serious when singing about the wrapping up up winter
"How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do?"
>you notice the crowd is getting slightly invested in this
"How do I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clue."
>a coupe stallions join in with you at the chorus
>>"Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap Up. Let's finish our holiday cheer."
Oh God. Why?
>>"Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap Up."
"Cause tomorrow, spring is here!"
>>"Cause tomorrow, spring is here!"
It's like I'm really at Spaghetticon
"Bringing home the southern birds. A pegasus's job begins."
You are a sad man
"And clearing all the gloomy skies to let the sunshine in."
No, I'm not
"And we move the clouds, and melt the white snow."
Yes, you are
"When the sun comes up, its warmth and beauty will glow."
Oh yeah?
>>"Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap up. Let's finish our holiday cheer."
Yeah.
>>"Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap up. Cause tomorrow, spring is here!"
Prove it.
>>"Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap up. Cause tomorrow, spring is here!"
Okay, autist. During this entire song, how many times have you looked down at the screen for help with the lyrics?
>>"Cause tomorrow, spring is here!"
Fuck you, brain
>>20386723
>Okay, autist. During this entire song, how many times have you looked down at the screen for help with the lyrics?
>>>"Cause tomorrow, spring is here!"
>Fuck you, brain
Sir or madam, I allot you ration of keks. You ply your trade well.
