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>You and Pen rise out of your seats and exit the room, quietly walking down the hallway back towards the auditorium
>As you do other ponies start exiting the rooms, indicating that the simulations are probably all finishing up
>”Do you of think that he will pass us?”
“He better. If he didn’t want to store destroyed he should have told us”
>”I of suppose”
>Pushing open the wooden auditorium doors after trotting through the lobby you both funnel down to your seats through the stream of other ponies beginning to trickle in, the large room seeming to fill up quickly
>Following Pen down an aisle you two eventually work your way over to your chairs and settle in as the whole room because a buzz of idle chatter and laughing, most ponies looking confident that they passed
>“Gar, I just want you to of know that I am sorry”
“Sorry? For what?”
>”I of over reacted, was just too focused on winning. I of know how much you wanted certificate, and now because of me, we might not of pass”
>>25617788
Pen it's alright. We were in it to win it too. Besides, you weren't the only one who overreacted, if the smolder store was any indication.
>>25617788
Don't worry about it, I should have thought that you might need this certificate for your immigration. if I fail life just goes on, that's not the same with you.
>>25617788
Let's be honest, if it was a fat old security guard we would have just run for it. anyway it's fine pen, they'll pass us.
>>25617788
If bad comes to worse, you can hide in my house if you have no other option.
“Don’t worry about it Pen, it’ll be alright. Besides, you’re not the one who overreacted, if the rubble and smoldering storefront was any indication”
>”But Gar, I of threw customers into air to get you”
>You rub the back of your neck a bit
“Yeaaaah, but hey compared to what I did that’s child play right?
>”I suppose…”
>He looks down at the floor, a disappointed look in his eye
“Buck up buddy, they’ll pass us. I know they will”
>”But what if they do not? I do not of know what I will do”
>You can’t help but feel a bit guilty for him knowing that he’ll defiantly be coming off worse than you if you both failed
“I should have thought about your immigration Pen, I really messed up”
>”No, do not be of sorry, is not your fault”
“No, I should take them blame, I blew up the store. And if I fail it’s no big deal, life goes on. If you do, well that’s different. But like I said, we’ll be alright”
>”But I of needed work certification. Will be of harder to get papers approved without some type of certificate”
“What exactly happens if you don’t get it?”
>”I… I do not of know. But will not be good at all”
“Well… hey, if it comes to the worst you can hide out at my place”
>His face perks up, beak smiling in excitement
>”You of really mean it?”
“Of course!”
>As soon as the words leave your mouth your entire ribcage feels like it’s being crushed as Pen reaches across the seat and hugs you
>”You are of good friend, and I will be of good roommate!”
>Oh god what have you agreed to?
>>25618487
We're kind of starting a refugee service in our apartment.
Wait until things happen.
>>25618487
A terrible idea. That's what you agreed to. we better HOPE to the two sisters we pass.
>>25618525
>we better HOPE to the two sisters we pass.
>Implying Gar isn't a pagan LARPer.
>>25618525
>the two sisters
The are no princesses. Only president Obata
>>25618525
Not while they're frozen in stone :^)
>>25618525
>>25618580
>>25618666
These has never been a mention of Luna, Celestia, Twilight, Cadance, or even Canterlot this whole CYOA.
In fact, the only princess mentioned was one of Shade's anime chicks.
>>25618717
There was a mention of Canterlot once, when Gar mentioned he'd like to move there if he had the money.
>>25618717
I really hope that Shade can find the anime waifu of his dreams one day
>You never figured in your entire life that your apartment would be the location of a refugee service
>Wonder how Pen and the breezies would get along? For some reason you think that they’d be able to keep each other entertained
>Or at least until Pen’s cat senses took over and he bats Stagle around like a ball of yarn
>Pressing your hooves into his chest you strain to squirm away your body egging to breathe again
>But the griffon’s iron tight hug holds
“P-pen… You’re crushing… me”
>”Oh”
>He releases you, your mouth sucking in air a moment latter
>”I am of sorry. Will be mindful of barriers at apartment if we do not of pass”
>You REALLY hope that he passed for your, and your property’s sake
“Um, thanks Pen. How considerate”
>”Is of no big deal”
>You two are cut off from your conversation as a pony walks onto the stage, tapping the microphone
>”Alright, now that we have everypony back in here, this officially marks the end of our training seminar. I’d like to thank you all for participating, and I know that you’re eager to get back to work, so let’s not stall any longer. We’re going to hand out your certificates alphabetically, so when your name is called come on down to the stage”
>He starts rattling off the A’s, a steady line of ponies beginning to walk down, shaking his hoof and taking a piece of paper
>”Of good luck Gar”
“Yeah, you too”
>Soon he starts moving through the letters, more and more ponies getting their certificates
>G is up next
>You sit there, pony after pony going up, but they do not call you
>Ok, no big deal. Must be doing it by last name
>A few minutes later your ears begin to perk up at the announced names
>”…Ibex… Ice climber… Ice cube…”
>This is it!
>”Idle hoof…"
>….Fuck
>>25619141
Oh.
>>25619141
shenanigans.
>>25619141
This entire trip was for fucking nothing.
>>25619141
Guess we're gonna have to figure out how to explain this to our boss, huh?
>>25619191
it's fine, it's only been... 5ish weeks?
Maybe they forgot to type our name on the list?Fuck you Pen.
>>25619229
Or maybe we're getting some special award because we're the best shoplifter?this really is pens fault that catbird piece of shit.
>befriend a slavic gypsy
>somehow expect anything to go right
Have any of you ever even looked at europe on a map?
>>25619253
Once or twice.
12 gauge mouthwash will solve our problems!
>>25619253
He's a merc.
We can always pay him to do less than legal things.
>>25619420
>Hey Pen, you want to kill some drug dealers with me?
I don't care what we promised, we are not living with pen. Maybe we can pay off Raven to deal with him from a distance.
>>25619450
I really think I'm going to agree with this. It's really not a good idea.
>>25619450
>backstabbing the large griffon
uh...
>>25619450
>I don't care what we promised
The guy is going to get offed if he has to go back to his country.
>>25619457
Well, not the shady shit, just the not living with him stuff.
>>25619450
>>25619457
>post times
You're gonna have to try harder than that lad.
>>25619466
His character wore thin awhile back, best to put him down before things get too stale. If Res wrote him into a corner where he dies, oh well.
>>25619474
That was a coincidence.
>>25619486
Nice edit :^)
>>25619483
I'm really fine with seeing the end of Pen, either from him getting his certificate and not us or with him just going back.
He was a nice gag character, but I don't want to spend more time with him than we have to.
Hype's kind of along the same lines. I'll be glad to be rid of him and Raven and get moving again.
>>25619545
Ravens still pretty fresh so i'd like to see that, but it really needs to take a backseat to some plot. Have Hype go off camera while we address the double date, the trial, shades next attack and then bring Hype back to set up the Raven thing and he'll be fresh again.
But having pen as a roommate sounds like literal cancer.
>>25619569
I agree. This is probably the best course of action.
We've had multiple thread distraction from the main plot, it's time to get back on track for a while.
>Great. The entire fucking trip, for nothing
>Well, at least it was only a couple days. It’d blow anyone had an actual long term commitment to this
>But hey, you blew up the store, Pen didn’t, so maybe he’ll pass… You hope
>The manager continues to call ponies onto the stage, working his way down the alphabet with efficiency
>Pretty soon he’s most of the way through coming up on P
>Oh please, please just give him the damn certificate
>But P passes onwards, with no griffon called
>Son of a bitch
“I… don’t suppose that you have a last name?”
>”No…”
>Fantastic. You like Pen and all, but you were just kind of talking when you invited him to stay with you
>”Gar I am of sorry, really. It was not supposed to end this way”
“I know you are Pen. It’s ok”
>You know that you’re definitely not innocent, but geez, if only he had controlled himself
>Both of you sink back into your chairs and sulk in silence, neither filling to even look at the other
>You’re just concerned of how you’ll explain this to your boss… and parents
>Eventually the ceremony wraps up, all the ziggers getting their certificates and sitting down as the stage clears
>”Whelp, that’s it mares and gentlecoats. All of you have demonstrated that you had what it takes to pass this managers course, and you should be proud of yourselves”
>The auditorium quickly erupts into a decent applause, the pony waving to calm everypony down
>”But as you know, some of you dealt with the training a… very different way. And for that, you get something a little different. Gar Iceon, Penacriss, if you’re in the crowd, come on down to the stage, we’ve got something for you”
>>25619569
This.
Pen's shtick has gotten stale. I don't really want him as a central character.
>>25619661
>It’d blow anyone had an actual long term commitment to this
damnit res.
>>25619661
Is it a speedboat?
>>25619661
>inb4 we need to complete virtual community service to get our certificate
>>25619661
do we have to vote to walk down to the stage?
Because if we do, i suggest a saunter. Bitches love saunters.
>>25619661
Walk down there.
>>25619676
Oh, everyone has grammatical errors every now and again.
A CYOA is essentially an unfiltered first draft, stuff's bound to slip through the cracks.
>>25619697
>virtual jail with virtual___bats
>>25619717
Big black ones?
>>25619726
Of course. Even the wardens are big black bats. And their all called Escalon and Traigo.
>>25619693
It's that racecar bed we always wanted
>>25619661
Sapper Training?
>>25619661
Bomb suit!
>You and Pen look to each other, uncontrollable excitement in your faces
>You actually won a prize! Or something at least
>Standing up the two of you awkwardly shift out of aisle, trying not to step on any hooves
>But as soon as you make it to the steps leading down to the stage, you activate your signature move
>A cool ass saunter
>Slowly making your way down the steps you strut your stuff like you own the place, waving occasionally as you go to the crowd
>A few ponies are clapping, but the rest don’t matter. They just mad because success breeds jealousy
>Eventually you make you way on stage, Pen in tow
>”Bet not calling you up with the others gave you a heart attack, right?”
“J-just a little”
>”Well thanks for being a good sport about it”
>The pony turns to the mike to address the crowd
>”Gar and Penacriss here, although they may not have passed the simulation in an orthodox fashion, did show the most heart out of anypony I’ve ever seen, and made a damn good memorable experience. That’s why along with their certificates, we have decided to give both of them unedited tapes that capture every angle of the explosion, including shots of the massive civilian casualties and Pen here almost dying”
>The crowd begins to awkwardly cheer as they hand you the items
>”With that, we conclude our seminar. Now everypony scram, the Batocratic party has this place rented out for their primary debate starting in 30 minutes”
>With that, the crowds begin to disperse
>”Gar! We of did it”
“Yeah! Now you don’t have to crash with me you freeloader!”
>”What?”
“I mean, good job!”
>”Dear! Over here!”
>Turning your head you quickly spy your parents are making their way up to the stage, struggling through the crowd of ponies
>>25620000Check 'em.
I actually felt sad when they didnt get their award at first.
Go to them.
>>25620000
oh no...
Tuning out for the night. Comments? Questions? Concerns?As if you didn't have enough concerns a few posts ago :^)
Don't kill our mom and dad.
>>25620000
Has check'em
>>25620071
Soon, we will need a quads event picture of Gar
So which one of you did that thing in the bat pony thread a week ago?
It made me smile.
>>25620393
Describe this thing
>>25621474
someone spammed them with cyoa bats.
>>25620000
Tell them to wait there and that you'll go to them.
>>25621475
guilty :^)
So, quads event kills our parents, right?
>>25620077
So is Gar going to become a superhero and turn into The Ex-Racist Nobody Knows?
How shit is Shade's taste in animu?
Did you always intend to make him a black weeaboo?
What does every character's voice sound like to you?
I wonder how long our parents were here. Should we take them to our hotel room?
>>25623318
Shade's voice is off sync with his lips just like my Chinese cartoons
>>25624815
Shade's clothes occasionally change color mid-scene.
Think pen could fly us to our parents?
what a wild experience this has been.
“Hang on guys, just stay where you are! I’ll come to you!”
>”Who are they?”
“Oh just my parents, they said that they’d come”
>You wait a couple minutes as the crowd continues to move, but trying to funnel hundreds of ponies out of a room isn’t the quickest task in the world
“I wish this crowd would hurry up so I could go over to them”
>”You of want to be with them?”
“Well duh, that’s why they came an-“
>”Of say no more!”
>The griffon snatches you in his arms despite your protests, wings roughly beating against the air after you’re firmly tucked into pace against his chest
>No matter how much you plead for him not to he ascends upwards, soon gliding his way over to your parents
>Knowing that he has drinking this morning all you can do is pray that he doesn’t drunkenly crash into anything thirty feet in the air
>But through some miracle the catbird lands right in front of your parents without incident, unceremoniously dropping you
>”Oh Gar dear we knew that you could do it!”
>Your mother instantly wraps you in a tight hug while your father looks on
>”Yeah, I was about to find whoever was in charge and kick their plot if you didn’t get your certificate”
>>25627068
Mom! Dad! You should have seen it. I tried my hardest to pass the test.
>>25627068
I blew up a store!
>>25627371
And this guy!
“Mom, dad you should have seen it! I tried my hardest to pass the test!”
>”You used to say that about all your math tests dear”
“No but this time I actually mean it!”
>You parents laugh at your outburst, patting you on the back
>”Oh we’re just pulling your leg Gar, we know that our little colt did the best that he could. And you obviously did something right because you got a certificate!”
“Yeah! I blew up a store for this thing!”
>”… What?”
“And killed Pen!”
>You point to the smiling griffon off to your side
>”Actually I of only had minor wounds”
>”Gar what are you talking about?”
“They had us do a simulation for the final test, and I got to blow up a store!, it’s all on this tape!”
>They give each other a concerned look but shrug nonetheless
“Well we’re proud of you Gar, no matter how much property damage you caused. Now come on, let’s get that smiling face in the album!”
>All four of you crush together, Pen awkwardly trying to fit in the frame behind you and your parents
>Floating the camera up your dad flashes it a couple times, the pictures coming out as he pulls it back
>”Oh these look great dear, look at this!”
>”And we even got your griffon friend in it too”
>>25627628
We should celebrate and get a small meal or something. We should go find out how hype did though.
>>25627628
I hope we keep in touch with pen after all this is done.
>>25627844
you want us to be... pen pals?
lets go see if hype passed
>>25627865
>cargo planes internally
>>25627865
Blitz please...
>>25627865
BLITZ
“He finds a way to work himself into situation’s, trust me”
>”I remember when you were just and foal and asked your father if you could keep a griffon as a pet”
>”Of what?”
“I… don’t recall”
>”Oh nonsense, you told him that you’d feed and walk it everyday!”
>Pen gives you an odd look
“Oh, well…you know foals, always coming up with crazy ideas”
>Looking around nervously for a way to get out of this awkward situation, you notice that the crowd is thinning out
>”And you kept asking where you could get a big enough litter box an-“
“W-we should check on Hype!”
>Lightly pulling on your mother and father’s hooves they relent and begin to follow you up the stairs and into the lobby
>Once their you look high and low for the bat, trying to spy him in a sea of chattering ponies
“See anything Pen?”
>”Hmmm… Oh! Of wait, there he is!”
>Looking to where his talon is pointing Hype works his way through the crowd, smile from ear to ear plastered on his face
“How’d it go Hype?”
>”Got the highest grade for the course!”
>He looks like he's about to squeal with excitement
>>25628456
Good job hype. You did it. We did it too. Everybody high five each other.
>>25628510
Make sure everyone jumps and hi-fives in midair.
>>25628456
Nice!
“Good job Hype!”
>”Yeah, I guess those sales pony skills paid off”
“Well me and Pen here both passed as well, so I’d say we all did pretty well”
>”You of thinking what I am of thinking?”
>You turn your head to your parents to which they give a small nod
>Without a word all five of you seem to jump into the air at the exact same moment, each with a hoof extended
>Time slows as they all come into contact perfectly, like a scene out of a movie
>Damn that was one impressive high five
>A second later gravity takes over and your all return to the floor
>”So… now what? I guess we go back to the hotel and gather our stuff?”
>”I suppose, I must be of going soon, but do not of know about you”
>Your parents smile as they walk up and place hooves over your withers, but you can see a faint bit of sadness in their eyes
>”Well… I guess you’ve got to be getting back home dear?”
We're not going to show our parents the tape, right? They'll see us looking at big booty magazines.
>>25629038
Yeah, it's time to go back. It was nice visiting you two again. Maybe they can visit sometime if they can find the time and they already have your phone number so just give a call if you're thinking about dropping by.
>>25629047
Correct
>>25629047
>son please
>everyone knows Wings Weekly is better
>>25629244
>Gar, I am disappoint
>>25629047
We don't have to show them the whole thing. Just the part where we blow shit up.
“Yeah. Yeah it’s time for me to head back
>You mother gently sighs as her hoof wraps even tighter around you
“But it was nice being able to see you two again after all these years.”
>”Trust us Gar, you have no idea what you visiting meant to us”
>Aw geez, they’re getting weepy eyed
>Come to think of it your eyes are feeling a bit moist as well
“Maybe I can come back soon, or heck, maybe you could visit me one day. You have my number after all”
>”We’ll try to stay in touch Gar, we’ll try to make up for all this time”
“Hey, don’t beat yourselves up over that anymore. We’re past that now”
>”You’re right dear…”
>Your upper half shifts over ever so slightly as your mother pulls you over gently, planting a kiss on your cheek as her tears moisten your neck
>Patting her back, she finally finds the strength to let go after a minute, wiping her eyes
>You dad is the next up, giving you a fatherly hug and a hoofshake
>”Well, we don’t want to keep you any longer than we are Gar. It was nice seeing you”
>”A-and don’t forget, we love you dear”
“I know mom, I know. I love you both too”
>With a final goodbye they depart, your father patting your mother’s back as they walk out with the other ponies, turning onto the sidewalk
>And with that, they disappear from view
>>25629581
Let's go pack up.
>Well, guess it’s time to head back to the hotel and pack up
“Come on guys, let’s get out of here”
>Walking though the now sparsely populated crowd the three of you walk outside and back to the hotel
>Opening up the room as soon as you get there, you all silently go about your business
>It’s weird. Although it’s been just a few days, you feel awfully connected to these guys
>From helping Pen fight that other griffon and smashing a pool cue over his head, to helping Hype fix his curse, you can at least say without a doubt that this trip has been quite a ride
>Pulling your baggage out from under the bed you pop it open, examining it to make sure that everything is all there
>Opening up the antique shop packaging just to make sure, the emerald earrings that you bought for Ast are still there, gleaming in the light
>Slowly closing the suitcase, you snap it shut
>Soon, all three of you walk out into the lobby, a somber mood overhanging you
>You know that this is probably the last time that you’ll see Pen
>Taking a step outside of the door after checking out you all stop on the sidewalk
>The large griffon turns to you, his voice quite a bit gentler than usual
>”Well… Was of pleasure meeting both of you. But I must be of goings”
>>25629951
It's been a good few days pen. Stay safe in your travels.
>>25629951
Nice meeting you too.
Keep in touch, if you can.
>>25629999
It just keeps happening.
>>25629999
>9999
>Pen shows up dead on our doorstep.
>>25630028
How many do we have to make up for now?
>>25630052
At least two.
“It’s certainly been a few good days Pen, and I’m glad that I met you too”
>”Yeah, you were something else Pen. Thanks for the track suit by the way”
>”Do not need to of thank for track suit, it is of cultural item. But thank you both for of putting up with me, and of having great time too”
“Well we certainly hope that you’ll be safe in your travels, especially when fighting cykas”
>”Do not of worry, I will be of fine. But thank you for friendship”
>Pen reaches out and gives you and Hype a scrap of paper with a number scribbled on it
>”If you of ever need anything, just give me call. I will of try my best to help”
“I’ll certainly keep that in mind, buddy”
>Pen develops a soft smile, his body slowly turning to walk away
>With a final wave, he heads off
>”Of see you later, friends!”
“Yeah, see you cyka!”
>You can barely hear him mutter something in his foreign tongue as he turns the corner, leaving your sight
“I’m gonna miss that crazy guy…”
>”Yeah. He was wild, but damn if he wasn’t fun”
>You and Hype settle down at a bench, idly chatting for a little while as life goes by
>In what seems like no time at all a large bus pulls up, door opening
>After boarding you settle down into your seats the bus lurches forward, away from the stop
>Next stop, Baltimare
>>25630331
and now for the bus ride home.
Done for tonight
>>25623318
Shade knows a good anime when he sees one, and I made him one for the hell of it. In fact a lot of character traits from just about everybody in this wasn't planned at all
Speaking of pictures we should take one of ast so we can send it to our parents.
>>25630331
I bet there's some naughty Breezies at home that need punishing.
>>25635089
Still need Floral to shrink us so we can kuck Stagle
>>25635229
>Not kucking him at regular size.
>Not bathing his waifu in our semen.
>>25635089
Make sure to add +2 to the punishment roll
>>25635550
[1d20+2]
>>25635814
>I want Gar to plant his massive pony balls on top of Kessy, forcing her to the ground.
>To feel Kessy struggle against their oppressive weight and heated virility.
>For her beat and pound and bite with all her might and only excite him further.
>And to stimulate a torrent of sex-fuelled sweat running down his cum-factories and rubbing all over her body.
>To see her will break as his musk covers her entirely and fills her nostrils.
>As cries of anguish and indignation transform into moans and shouts of estacy- and frenzied movements become lustful humping.
>As viscous bites become sensual nips, and she buries her muzzle deep into his flesh- wanting, needing to have more of him against her.
>To hear her beg for more as he finally lifts them away.
>And see that lust-crazed smile as he points his massive cum-cannon right at her.
>I want to watch her form disappear in a torrent of sticky-seed.
>And when it finally subsides, to see Kessy take her fill of his potent spunk.
>Willingly filling her cunt and mouth and belly to the brim with his seed.
>All the while Gar films the action to show Stagle later.
>>25636207
Wow.
>>25636207
heh
>>25636303
>Red Rocket
>being Christopher Robin
He'd just fuck the batter.
>>25617770
>Autistic batmemes CYOA: Pandering to batfags erryday
>>25635265
h-hot
>>25636207
>Stagle just jerks it to the video like the kuck he is
>>25637556
We should frot with Stagle.
>>25638111
>just drop a big bat dick on top of him
>>25638128
>Like a massive, musky redwood dropping right on top of you.
>>25638320
He said "wood."
>>25638128
>Dicks fall, everyone dies.
The shit that I come back to sometimes
>>25638514Do you like it?
>>25638542
This isn't my fetish anonBut Kessy a slut
>>25638514
u luv it bby
>You open your eyes to the bus jostling, the world still a blur as you wake up
“Hype, wha’ happened?”
>”I think we just hit a pothole, big one at that”
>Yup. You must be pulling into town alright
>Rubbing your eyes you peer out the window, the sight of familiar buildings and streets filling your view
>Shouldn’t be long until you get back to the bus stop
>A little bit of walking, and you’ll finally be home where you can check on your loving house guest
>And tally up the damages of course
>You really hope that those Brickos were used as tools of entertainment and not destruction
>Shifting your weight a bit as the bus rumbles on under you, Hype’s hoof taps you on the shoulder
“Yeah?”
>”So Gar, um… When we get back, we’re going to figure out a way to save me from Raven, right?”
>>25638601
Yeah, we'll have some kind of training montage or something, teach you how to date.
I'm kind of busy tonight, though.
>>25638601
Dude.
Just fuckherrightinthepussy.
>>25638601
Save us from Raven and yes, we'll do that.
If it makes you feel better i did say week/weeks when I spoke to her, but it would be best if we called her and got something set in stone before she sets us in stone.
>>25638601
You know how to charm a mare right? You need to be polite and listen to what they say. You also need to talk for a bit yourself.
>>25638725
Just listen to Plinkett's relationship advice.
“Hype, it’s simple. You just have to fuck her right in the pussy”
>”B-but… What if she cruses my dick twice as hard when I stick it in?”
“Well you’ll just have to sweet talk her. You know how to charm a mare right?”
>”I mean… I just kind of rubbed Glizelle’s tummy until she was purring”
“That’s… a start. But how else can you accomplish that?”
“I can hold doors open for her. And, and pay her father a dowry!”
“Yeaaaah, let’ not. Look, just listen to what she has to say and always be polite. But make sure that you talk and aren’t someone dimensional guy”
>”I guess I could try my best to listen to her. But I’m not much for holding conversation with mares”
“Hey if it makes you feel better I told her that you’d be ready in a few weeks or so”
>”I don’t know, that’s a long time. Am I that bad?”
“You’re right, maybe that’s a tad extreme. How’s this sound, we’ll get you a cool training montage and have you ready and a few days?”
>”I guess… And I guess that I can give her a call and set something up in the meantime”
>As Hype rambles on you shift in your seat as the bus jerks, slowing to a stop
>The doors quickly open up, ponies starting to get off
>”Well, looks like we’re finally home huh?”
>>25639199
Let's go to our house and begin hoping. Ask Hype for his number. Later Hype.
>>25639199
Guess so. See you around, Hype
>>25639199
Yeah. Good to be back. Be seeing you Hype.
“Yeah, I guess so. Been a wild few days, but I guess it’s time for us to split”
>”Until we have to confront Raven that is…”
“Hey, buck up. You’ll woo her just fine. Trust me, she may seem all bitchy and evil on the outside, but she’s desperate deep down. We just got to tap into your inner alpha and she won’t curse us ever again”
>”Thanks Gar, I’m glad that you believe in me”
>He lifts a hoof and gives you a piece of paper with his number on it
>”I’ll give you a call when I figure out what she wants, ok?”
“Sound’s like a plan to me. But I’ve got to get back home, so see you Hype”
>”Same. Good luck Gar”
>A quick hoof shake later and you both depart on your ways
>You really do feel concerned for him, but you’ll figure out this Hype business later. Now, you have to see if the apartment is in one piece
>It takes you a bit of time to finally reach your apartment complex, but you’ve never felt better walking into your hallway
>Unlocking the door and stepping inside you drop your bags with a sigh, relocking it behind you
“Guys, I’m home!”
>… You’ve never been more terrified at the sound of nothing before
>Taking a few steps inside you enter the living room
“Guys?”
>That’s when you spy it
>Two bases made of Brickos at opposite ends of the room. One red, and one blue
>>25639841
Ask where your breezy hugs are.
If no one answers then let's just start unpacking. Put those earrings in your safe.
>>25639841
Aww c'mon, I'm gone all this time and I don't even get a hello?
>>25639841
I think I saw this in a WW1 documentary.
Don't walk through no-man's land.
>This looks suspiciously like something that you saw on a documentary once, and if you recall correctly, you shouldn’t walk through the killing field between them
>Taking a few nervous steps forward, you get just as close as you dare and stretch forward a little, pushing the minimum safe distance
“Aw come on you guys, no breezie hugs?”
>Despite focusing in on the small bases as intently as possible, you detect no movement
“Or at least a hello? I’m gone all this time and I don’t even get a hello?”
>…
>Little pricks
>You shrug and head off to your room to unpack
>If that’s how they want to play you’ll just go about your day
>Coming up on your room you pull out the earrings, determined to keep them safe in your safe
>As you open up the door a couple little blurs hit you in the chest, almost causing you to fall over in surprise
>”Surprise!”
>You stare in shock as the two breezies nuzzle themselves into your chest tuft, hugging
“What’s this all about?”
>”We really missed you, so here’s the hugs you wanted”
>”Yeah, and we made you a cake!”
>Looking on your bed a small, hoof sized piece of cake, or at least what used to be a cake, smolders, its blackened husk looking like it spent too long in an oven
>>25640379
Thank the breezies and tell them that was really sweet of them. Make sure the oven is turned off.
>>25640379
Well, it's the thought that counts. We should show them how to cook a one properly later.
>>25640379
We shouldn't have bought an an oven with a setting for 6 million degrees.
>>25640379
Hug them back gently as possible. I was thinking you were going to leave me hanging. I really appreciate how clean the place is too.
>>25638601
Now that we're back home, we should unwind with those dank buds we bought back at the beginning of the story. Offer to share them with the breezies too if they want.Mainly because I want to see what stoned breezies would act like
>>25640609
We're trying to get our life together, anon.
>>25640652
All things in moderation.
>>25640609
But what if there's a surprise quads drug test tomorrow at work?
>>25640609
we're not doing that
>>25640609
No. Drugs are bad.
Shade said so.
>You gently place a hoof over them and hug them back, being careful not to crush them
>But the smell of burnt food causes you to keep starring at the charred mess
“Oh, uh… that was sweet of you”
>”We couldn’t find any icing, do you have any?”
“I think?”
>”Oh goodie!”
>They definitely are pretty damn excited about making this cake. Guess it’s the thought that counts right?
“Here I thought that you two were going to leave me hanging after I’d been gone”
>”Oh Gar, we would never. You’re the best house mate ever!”
>”Yeah, and who else would buy us Brickos?”
“Well, you got me there. Brickos are a necessity”
>”I’ll say”
“… Say, you did turn the oven off right?”
>They both look to each other
>”Um”
“Oh boy. Come on, let’s take care of that”
>Walking into the kitchen you can already see that it’s turned up to max temperature
>You’ve really got to show them how to bake a proper cake later
>After Ast shows you how of course
>Switching it off to turn back around, only to be confronted with the hovering breezies holding the incinerated cake
>”Come on Gar, let’s put some icing on this! You can have the first bite since it’s for you”
>>25640796
You ate before you got home so you're not feeling really hungry right now. How about we put the icing on it and then put it in the fridge so I can eat it later? (throw it away)
>>25640796
Lots of icing.
>>25640840
Why don't we just tell them it's burnt?
>>25641157
You clearly don't have kids.
“Uh, maybe later”
>”Oh come on Gar, we made it with extra love!”
>Their eyes dilate into the standard puppy dog display
>God that’s cute. But you really aren’t up t eating a sweetened piece of charcoal
“Well to tell you two the truth it’s… well it’s kind of, you know”
>They both look down to the cake, then right back to you
>”Kind of what?”
“It’s just that it-“
>Both their eyes grow even wider, sparkling as they do
“It’s just that I ate before I got home, so I’m really not hungry right now”
>”Aw… you sure?”
“Yes, I’m pretty full. But hey, we can still put some icing on it and store it in the fridge for later”
>”Alright!”
>They buzz over and deposit the cake into your hoof, smiling as you pull the icing out of the cabinet and slather it on
>Opening up the fridge you put it in the back
>Way in the back
>You’ll just tell them that you ate the whole thing in one bite later after you’ve pitched it
>”So how was your trip Gar? Was it fun?”
>”Did you fail?”
>“Did you bring us anything for not destroying the apartment?”
>>25641250
Yes, no, and I'll get you something later.
>>25641250
I was going to buy you some candy or chips when I got back as a reward. I had to see my apartment intact first. Or maybe you would like something else?
>>25641250
Yes, it was an absolute riot.
I'll get you something special now that I've seen the apartment hasn't gone up in flames. Would have been silly to count those chickens before they hatched.
>>25641318
Didn't we promise to get them a dart board before?
>>25641402
>darts
Uh, lets not remind them.
“It was an absolute riot to be honest. There were griffons and explosions and gypsies and mooselim raids and everything”
>Their eyes go wide in excitement
>”Wow, really Gar?”
>”Tell us more!”
“Oh maybe later, but the main point is that I passed”
>”So you’ll actually amount to something in life now?”
“Yes Stagle, I think that I’ll actually be able to afford food and other basic commodities now”
>”That is so cool. But why didn’t you bring us anything, we kept the place clean!”
“Well I was planning on picking up some candy or chips or something, but I just had to see what condition my home was in first. Didn’t want to count the chickens before they hatched”
>”So you didn’t trust us?”
“Trust but always confirm Kessy. But anyway what do you two want? I think you deserve something for actually not burning the house down”
>Thy shoot eachother a glance before Stagle starts innocently scuffing his hoof around
>”Weeeell, there is one thing”
>Oh great. 5 bits that it’s doing to be dangerous or involve fire
>”Can we get a remote control chariot? I want to drive around Bricko City making sure my hoe is working the corner and blasting other pimps!”
>>25641723
That actually sounds reasonable.
>>25617770
It might be the sinus steroids and tons of other meds
but that fucking OP image got me. I didn't need any context.
>>25641761
welcome to the world of Urban
>>25641761
The scene depicted actually happened in this CYOA.
>>25641723
Yeah maybe. Gotta see how much it costs first.
Pausing here. Anything for me?
>>25641761
Make sure to stick around. We have waifu enough for everybody.
>>25617770
beware the squirrels
Party!
>>25642755
That's a pretty big waifu
>>25642755
Floral is by far best waifu
We need to get matchboxes, take out the matches, and then we need to line them out with cotten so that our breezies can have a nice comfty bed to sleep in.
>>25645241
>>25646767
anon no
>>25646767
What happens in Ponemart stays in Ponemart.
>>25646767
And that's how Tara was made.
>>25617770
>Batcancer
>>25646767
hope that roll of towels didn't go far
>>25647141
>>25647488
oh geez
>>25647488
>shade gets keked by Gar's bat cock
karma
>>25647488
Stagle's a pimp, of course it's safe for breezies
Seaponies have to go back.
>Huh, that actually doesn’t sound too unreasonable
>You were honestly expecting them to ask for more fireworks or guns or something
“That seems fair enough, but we’ll have to see how much they cost”
>”Oh they shouldn’t be too expensive, especially on your new salary!”
>Cheeky little bugpone
>”Can we get one with hydraulics, on Led lights? Oh! And custom rims? And maybe eve-“
“We’ll see what they have a the store Stagle”
>”Alright, but you need to promise me that we can put fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror”
“I, what? Sure whatever”
>They beg to giggle with excitement over the thought of their present and you decide that now’s a good time to start un packing
>Heading into your room again you pull out Ast’s earrings, unlocking the safe as you do
>The jewelry is deposited safety next to your gun where nopony, or breezies, can get to it
>After that you put away your work uniform and various other items
>But soon enough a couple of hovering breezies fill your vision
“What trouble are you two looking to get into?”
>”We just want to know, who’s Nightlight?”
“Well, she’s a friend of mine. Why?”
>”She left a message on the answering machine the other day, said she had a problem”
>>25649923
Nightlight is a friend we made.
Let's check the message.
>>25649923
I've been wondering, what exactly is Stagle and Kessy's relations to eachother? Friends? Siblings? Lovers?
Ask them as we go check the message.
>>25649923
check the message.
“Hm, wonder what she could want?”
>Walking out of your room you head on over to the answering machine, the breezies buzzing around your head the entire way
“Hey I’ve been wondering for a while and just have to ask, what’s your two’s relationship to each other?”
>”What do you mean?”
“I mean like are you siblings, or friends, or lovers or what?”
>”OH we’re just friends, met each other on the last migration”
>Well, at least you know that they aren’t filthying up the apartment while you’re gone
>Pressing the button on the machine the sound of static comes over it briefly, followed by the recording
“Shhh, quiet down you two, I need to listen to this”
>It takes a second but eventually a familiar voice breaks over the message
>”Hey Gar, this is Nightlight. I know your out of town right now but please just call back when you return. Some unicorns around town have been giving me odd looks the last couple of days, and I just want to know if you know them from some place or what, because I have no idea who they are. So yeah, just get back to me when you can, goodbye”
>>25650467
Guess she's attracting attention from our old rally friends?
>>25650467
fuck.
>>25650467
Our old buddies. Those morons are probably stupid enough to try something. Give her a call.
>>25650467
Call her back. Let's hear more about these unicorns.
>Fuck. Your rally friends
>You should have known that those morons would try to harass her after that interview
>”What was that all about?”
“Nothing Kessy. You two go run along and do whatever, I’ve got to talk to somepony”
>Picking the phone up you punch in the numbers, waiting for it to connect
>It was probably Rocker that told them about her, he did see you walking with Nightlight the other week right before the interview
>That god damn jerk, you figured him out of all them would at least have the balls to talk to you before he went around saying that you were a bat lover or something
>The phone continues to ring but nopony picks up, the voice message recording starting to play a moment later
>Oh come on
>Maybe she’s just working right now? It’s pretty late in the morning
>>25650901
Maybe we should go check out her home, just to be safe?
>>25650901
We should drop by her house. If she's not there we could leave her a note asking her to get in touch.
>>25650901
We could try calling one more time. Though it would be better to go to her house now.
>Hanging up the phone you sigh, thinking of what to do
>Should you head over to her house and check up on her? Just to be safe that is
>You might be paranoid, but you feel as though you should just go over. Besides it’s not like you have anywhere to be until tonight
“Stagle, Kessy. I have to go out for a little bit”
>”Aw, but you just got home!”
“I know, but I really have to check on something. You two hold down the fort for just a while longer and I’ll be back in no time”
>Saddling up, you walk into the hallway, closing the door behind you before heading out into the city
>The walk isn’t honestly too long, but you do have to make a few detours due to some protests taking up the streets
>Seems like a bunch of ponies are on edge today, probably because of that stupid trial coming up
>But soon enough you find yourself at the doorstep of a small, but inviting looking home on a relatively quiet street
>Ringing the doorbell you patiently wait
>Though you can barely hear it, the skittering of hooves perks your ears up, heading right for the door which soon opens
>”Gar! Well this is a surprise!”
>Nightlight stands there, her coat and mane all frizzy and looking a bit damp
>”You’ll have to excuse me, I just got out of the shower”
“Is this a bad time or?”
>”No no, of course not. Come on in dear!”
>Doing as the lady says you take a step inside as she closes the door, trotting alongside you in a moment
>Damn, this place looks nice
>You guess that you’re looking at her living room, while although covered in stacks of books manages to look inviting
>The mango painting above the mantel is a nice touch at least
>”Come on, take a seat. Must be tired after walking here”
>>25651357
Why don't mind if I do. Ask for a drink of water as well.
>>25651357
Thank you, how are you? I got your message and didn't get a response when I called so I figured I had better check in on you.
>Wet maned Nightlight
>>25651357
Yeah thanks. So I got your message. Kinda worrying. Could you tell me anything about these unicorns?
“Well don’t mind if I do”
>Plopping into the couch, you’re surprised when you sink right in into its cushiony folds
>Damn this thing is comfy
>”You need anything? A glass of water? Mango?”
>Although the mango does sound pretty tempting, you’re here for a reason, and it’s not to inset fruit into your mouth
“Just some water would be nice after walking here and all”
>”Say no more, I’ll be back in a moment”
>With that she saunters off into what you assume is the kitchen
>… Those magazines weren’t lying about bats having the widest hips
>The sound of water running gets your attention, Nightlight walking back in with a glass held in her wing before passing it to you
>Taking a quick sip, you place it on the coffee table
“Thanks Nightlight”
>”Oh it’s no trouble at all”
“So uh, how you been?”
>”Pretty good, still excited that I made all those bits at the interview!”
“Oh defiantly, I still can’t really believe it myself”
>You and Nightlight chuckle a little, the room descending into silence soon after
>”So… I’m assuming you got my message?”
“Yeah. I figured that it’s be best to check on you, I was a bit worried when I got it”
>”Well that’s sweet of you Gar, I’m glad you’re looking out for me”
“Hey, that’s what friends are for. But anyway, what can you tell me about these unicorns?”
>”Well, it’s a few stallions that I keep noticing. At first I thought it was just coincidence, but I just keep seeing them around town. Usually it’s just one, sometimes two together, but I’ll see them walking down the street, and they try to act like they’re just minding their own business, but I can tell that they’re peering at me. I’m getting kind of uncomfortable…”
>>25651909
Have you tried walking towards them and seeing what they do?
I think all we need to do is just make sure you're not alone when you notice them.
>>25651909
Well, I hate to have them do this to you, but I think they might be unicorns from those political rallies I attended.
They aren't exactly pleased with me turning over a new leaf.
>>25651909
What did they look like?
>>25651909
Don't suppose one of them had any scars?
“Have you tried walking towards them to see how they react”
>”N-no, I don’t really want to be around them”
>She begins to tap her hooves together nervously, ears flopping down
“Well what did they look like? Can you describe them?”
>”I mean, not too specific, but one of them had a yellow coat, pretty sure another had a brown one, uh… maybe another has a bluish mane?”
>Well, that’s not too helpful. Although Steeltread does have a blue mane
>But you know for sure one that would be recognizable
“Don’t suppose one of them had a scar going across his eye?”
>”Hmmm… Now that I think of it, yeah. I think one did. He brown fur too I think”
>Yep, that’s Rocker alright
“Look, Nightlight. I hate that they’re doing this to you, but I think I know them”
>”Well who are they? Can you tell them to knock it off?”
“They sound like some of my old friends from uh, well some political rallies I used to go to”
>”Oh…”
>Her moods turns instantly somber, eyes slowly cast downwards
“I don’t think that they’re happy with me turning over a new leaf, and those bastards are probably associating you with that”
>”W-well what do we do? I’m a bit scared”
“I know, but it’s ok. We just need to make sure that you’re not alone walking around, they won’t mess with you then”
>”But I’m a single pony, I don’t see how that’s going to work”
>The couch shifts as she nervously fidgets around, making a barely audible squeaking noise
>”I, I don’t suppose you have any other ideas?”
>>25652243
Not anymore your not! Pull her into a hug. If your other friends and rally members can't be with you then I'll be there instead.
>>25652243
I suppose we could report this. I know who they are after all. Other than that we'll just have to make sure you have company more often. You can hang out with me and my other friends!
Got to pause here
>>25652339
How did Nightlight's flank get so big?
>>25652347
Good genetics, plenty of fruit, and sitting on her plot all day read to make it nice and plush
>>25652347
>>25652363
How many mangos can nightlight eat in one sitting?
>>25652411
She's a hungry little fruit slut, but you'll have to find that out for yourself
>>25652452
But w-we're in a relationship!
If ast can handle ponut poundings we need to convince her to let nightlight take her place instead.
have a good night bump
Let's ask if we can see the rest of nightlights house.
boop
>>25652987
Nightlight is probably the most well equipped pony to have her ponut ravaged
>>25655664
We should set her up with one of our klanmates.
>>25655882
>Gar becomes a legendary level match maker.
>Convinces all of his former rally buds to go on dates with bat ponies.
>Takes down the entire Unicorn supremacy movement with help from the appeal of Bat hips.
>Twenty threads later, end of the CYOA.
>Gar has set up literally every character who ever appeared with a perfect soulmate.
>>25655882
Rocker was probably just following her to get a peek at that plump plot
>>25655882
>Gar confronts one of his rally buddies
>before he can say anything they start asking him questions
>how did he meet Nightlight?
>is she nice?
>are there lots of girls at protests?
>does she have any single friends?
>h-how do I get girls to talk to me?
Turns out his rally pals were all just reverse Hype's.
>>25656463
>All you have to do is fake interest in social justice and rally mares will throw themselves at you
>>25657116
>Ah damn, that's the exact opposite of what I was doing!
>>25656146
>Gar has set up literally every character who ever appeared with a Bat
fify
These tsundere hornheads though.
>>25657642
What about the guy we killed?
>>25657800
He got set up with a bat inHell
>>25658155
>Currently dating Nadine in hell
>>25657664
More like horn dogs
Page 8 bump
Let's move in with night light. Or have her move in with us. It's the perfect plan, she'll never be alone!
>>25659850
Lets just have Floral shrink her and carry her around in our pocket.
>>25659877
It won't be as fun to put our face in her flank though.
“So you’re afraid because you’re alone?”
>She meekly nods, her frizzled mane bouncing as she does
“Well not anymore you’re not!”
>Before she can respond you’ve pulled her into a hug, eliciting a small gasp from the bat
>”Gar, what do you mean?”
“If your friends can’t be around to make sure you’re safe, then I will”
>”But Gar we both have jobs, how will that even work?”
“We’re going to make sure that you’re hanging out with me and my friends more often, so that way you won’t have to be off on your own the whole day”
>”There’s no way that you can be with me 24/7, unless I moved in with you or something”
>Now there’s a thought. although Ast might not be too crazy about it
“Well we’ll try our best to be with you when you need us, ok?”
>”I mean, I guess. Thank you for the offer, but is there anything else we can do?”
“I guess we could report it if they keep it up, I do know who they are after all”
>”I don’t really want to get anypony in trouble, but that might be a good idea if they keep it up”
“Well you don’t have to worry about them anymore, we’ll figure this out”
>She returns the hug more enthusiastically now, nuzzling her snout into your shoulder, her velvety nose tickling you
>”Thanks Gar, I knew I could count on you”
“Just doing what friends do”
>As you both sit there in each other’s embrace your eyes begin to wander around the room
>Seems like an interesting enough lace
“So… Mind if I see the rest of your home?”
>”Oh sure! What kind of host am I if I didn't show you around?"
>She lets go of you, hoof on her chin as she ponders
>"What do you want to check out?"
>>25661456
Bout everything
>>25660654
Alright, lets just have Floral shrink us both and put us in her pocket.
>>25661456
Show methe mangoes.
>>25661456
Let's go to your kitchen. Or your basement. Whatever room is near us really.
>>25661521
Can we have filthy small pone sex in the pocket?
>>25661687
She has a perfectly good wing pit, anon.
>>25661769
>Sweaty sex in a sweaty wingpit
Time to sign us and Nighlight up
“Oh I don’t know, about everything”
>Nightlight giggles a bit at your answer
>”Curious pony aren’t we?”
“Oh you know me, always shoving my muzzle where it doesn’t belong”
>”Oh trust me I know. But the kitchen is right over there, basement steps around the corner. What do you want to see first”
“Hmmm. Tell you what, show me where you keep…. the mangos”
>Her slit pupiled eyes go wide, mouth sucking in a sudden gasp of air
>”T-the mangos?”
“Yes. All of them”
>”Oh… f-follow me”
>Without another word she gets up off the couch, not even looking back as you follow her
>Making a turn around the corner she unlocks the basement door, methodically going down the steps with you in tow
>She looks like she’s in a trance or something, just walking forward, unblinking
>Descending into the dimly lit basement you find it looking like another other
>Pile of dirty clothes next to the washing machine, a couple of storage shelves, some stacks of books
>…Large vault
>Nightlight moves over to the vault, freezing in front of it
>Quickly taking her side, you both merely stare at it for a minute
>It’s got quiet an impressive frame, easily over one and a half times as tall as you as it extends up to the ceiling
“So, the fruit?”
>”O-oh!”
>She snaps out of it, cheeks a tinge red as she looks at you
>”Sorry, sometimes I just… get distracted”
>Reaching out she spins the combination lock this way and that, tongue poking off to the side of her lips in concentration
>A click is heard and she grabs the handle, turning and pulling
>A blast of chilled air hits you, fur standing on end
>But you can’t even process that right now due to the majestic sight that you behold
>The entire vault is some armored refrigerator, filled to the brim with crate upon crate of delectable fruits
>”Welcome to my stash”
