>Anon, where is your toothpaste?
>>19741904
i-i dont have any...
>>19741960
>You what, Anon?
>>19741904
I'm British. My teeth are already beyond saving.
>>19741904
Upstairs, in the bathroom, on the sink, right next to my toothbrush.Although, I've used it so little that it's actually expired.
>>19742035
>>19742071
>Why it's not in your hands, Anon?
>>19742158
I now use Crest, colgate.
I'm sorry
>>19742033
i said i don't have any...
>>19741904
Toothpaste? So that wasn't anal washing glue? Well, I'm going to right someone a very angry letter.
>>19742168
>>19742209
>>19742220
>Are you trying to make me mad, Anon? You know what happens when go mad, don't you, Anon?
>>19742242
She loves me and i love her toothpaste, what's so upsetting about that?
>>19742242
i'd never make you mad colgate... but i don't have any... mind if i borrow some?
>>19742242
No, I don't know what happens when go mad. Please enwhiten me and my teeth.
>>19742035
Go fuck yourself.
>>19742289
>>19742307
>You sure want to make me do that, don't you, Anon?
>>19742296sure, here
>>19742355
Nice cutiemark! just kidding.. Aquafresh is my new godness and i love her and she protects me against your low quality toothpaste, i've seen the light.
>>19742355
Might as well. I can't outrun a pony. Might be able to hide, but that's for betas.
>>19741904
So that wasnt lube?
god damnit
well just wait I gotta go drop some bombs, with the "toothpaste"
you're using it though
>>19742355
colgate... i
I sometimes use the toothpaste to cement the ants home
>>19742384
>>19742390
>>19742398
>>19742400
>>19742435
>Fine, Anon. You made it this way. Now prepare your mouth, Anon, because now...
>>19742459
Oh dear, she's gone to her second form. I can tell because she's turned red.
>>19742459
You're so tasteless, that's why i went with aquafresh.
>>19742482
>>19742489
>I gonna clean it up for ya! Now, now, lazy Anon, never likes to brush his teeth. Here, *brush*, and a little bit over here *brush*, *brush*. Now, that's what I'm talking about! Nice and clean! Here, take this toothpaste, and don't forget to brush them next time!
>>19742528
I forgot to tell you, aquafresh took all of my teeths though. She told me that i was making them way to dirty and i dont have to clean my teeths anymore.
>>19742528
Okay, but what do I do about my receding gumline?
>>19742459
>>19742528
i love you colgate, i want you to always brush my teethforcefully,sexually
>>19741904
I can fix this.
>>19741904
It's slathered all over your ass and I plan on licking it off the moment you turn around.
>>19742033
I brush my teeth with your pussy.
>>19741904
Here it is.
>>19741904
This good colgate?
P.S. I use soap instead. =P
