Sunset thread?
Sunset thread.
>Her favorite cigarette isMarlboro menthol lights, because regular menthol makes her sick, and reds make her very sick.
>>19633179
Even though that looks like a regular menthol in that pic, I agree
>>19633179
>implying she would smoke
My waifu wouldn't be perfect if she had lung cancer faggot
>>19633222
>dem dubtrips have spoken
>>19633236
>>19633236
Fine antismokinghorsefuckerextreme, I'll go off of what >>19633179 said and say that she used to smoke when she was a hot bitch, then quit when she became cute n' quiet, because her newfound friends told her it was bad for her. Better, faggot?
>>19633222
Good show m8!
>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633179
>has three fingers instead of four
This ain't 2005.
>>19633236
No all smokers have lung cancer.
Just like how not all gays have aids.
>>19633339
>>19633433
>one lousy number off
>>19633433
>Not all gays have AIDS
Nigga wut
>>19633433
>>19633480
All gays on Ponychan has AIDS.
Just like how everyone on Ponychan has AIDS.
>My favorite pose of sunset is pic related
>>19633309
>>19633433
I used to not care, but when an entire side of my family all died from smoking related problems it kinda set me against them.
Granted I'm a gigantic hypocrite for slowly killing my liver with bourbon, but still, I don't like thinking of lovers smoking
>>19633535
My mom has terminal breast cancer, the docs said it was "from smoking hurr durr dun do it" but others believe it was from a mistake in her thyroid medication. To that end, even though my mom has cancer, I still smoke. Life's too short to worry about dying. However not everyone agrees with me, and that's okay.
>>19633604
>>19633535
I know what you're going though, but please, my feels can only take so much
>>19633339
I came to this face so hard
>>19635299
Imagine hersmacking your diamond dick in between her hands.
>yfw pic related
bumping for my true love.
baconpone.
>>19633236
This.
>>19633309
Nope, smoking is a faggot act that she would never scar herself with.
>>19633433
>>19633535
>>19633604
>>19633664
>>19635915
Faggots.
GET THE FUCK OFF OF PAGE 10
Name something sexual you would do with Baconpone.
>>19637990
You sound like a nice guy. I would totally do the same thing.
Ain't she fucking adooowable, now?
>>19638053
I want to give her a hug sooo bad now...
>>19638075
>Aaaaaanon! You're going, l-like, to make me blush!
>>19638099
[Squees internally] I would, really! You're awesome Sunset. I hope everything in life goes well for you.even if I can never be with you ;_;
>>19638124
>Well, just keep trying...who knows, maybe one day...
>>19638053
She was always adorable, you casual
>>19638157
Nah, a little more now that she dropped the "crush my opponents, hear the lamentations of their wives" stance.
>so what are you going to show me now th- ANON!!! YO- oh....oooooh......
>>19638171
>mfw
You are just the worst type of casual, arentcha.
>>19638179
L-lewd..
>>19638182
Oh anon, please, she's still sexy. I just happen to like her a little less psychopath, that's all.
>>19638207
Nigger please, Brash Sunset is best Sunset.Admittedly Im glad her cuteness is really showing lately
>>19638221
Cute Shimmer is going to rock your world, just wait and see
>Anon...? What's up? You've been silent for the last 10 minutes...Did I do something wrong?
>>19638264
I really hope by the end of this movie she regains some confidence. I'd hate it if she was reduced to Fluttershy 2.0
>>19638370
Come on, she's not that awkward...she's just afraid that people will remember her for being "that crazy mutated gal who wanted to rule us with an iron fist and ended in fits of tears"
>>19638354
How about a kiss, for luck?
>>19638505
Just be thankful I'm giving you a good show
I can imagine Sunset rolling her own like every sane, reasonable personon a tight budgetshould
>>19638515
Does it make me a beta for wanting to bow down and lick her cunt?
>>19638660
just hetero
>>19633179
I used to think of her as a daft cunt but now I'm starting to warm up to her. Have to admit, she is kind of adorable.
>>19638430
Im not talking about being awkward, im talking about being so insecure to the point she's incompetant
I want her to wrap her legs around my head and facefuck me with her cunt.
I just want to hug her and tell her everything will be fine
>>19638844
This too.
>>19637948
Lick her butthole and suck her toes. Eat her out until she came and keep going until she finally gets control of her spazzing body long enough to push me away as she finishes her orgasm.
>>19638998
This nigga gets it
Bumping the best thread in the universe
I bet Sunset talks shit on XBL
>>19639127
And then calls you back, tearful, beggin for you not to hate her.
remember how it all began?
>>19639171
>F-for real, anon! I'll do a-a-A-ANYTHING you want!
>>19639185
Eeyup ;-;
>>19639219
Anything is a dangerous offer, Ms. Shimmer...
>>19639291
>...just shut up and fuck me silly, ok?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/18/630529.jpeg
>>19638748
You know I did a second one.
>>19639513
My poor beautiful baconbutt. Bring it here and I'll rub it better.
I made a Steam group for those of us who like the old Sunset Shimmer better.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SunShimmerSol
>>19639651
This is good... Isn't it...?
>hfw You try to impress her
>tfw you will never impress her
>>19633179
Fuck all you guys. I've never had any real opinion towards Sunset Bacon, bit here I am, seeing this picture, and fut the wuck, I have something in common with this reformed antagonistAlong with a diamond cock
Sad, I know, just because she smokes, but idgaf.[?spoiler]
Why do I fine sunset smoking to be hot?
>>19640426
Because you have great taste
>>19640426
bad girls are hot
>She will never break your windshield for looking at other girls.
Life is pain
>>19640583
>tfw she'll never break up with you over this, only to obsess about getting you back because she's so lonely without you.
>>19640666
>tfw You'd never leave her for the same reasons.
>>19640714
>tfw she practically controls every aspect of your life, but does so in such a way that you'd never risk defying her in the first placeI'm not okay with this. I'm a twifag, I'm not supposed to be getting these feels for Bacon Shimmer
>>19640753
>"All I could ever ask for, is to be admired... I don't deserve your love, Anon."
>>19640771
Anon... Stahp it, Anon... My feels... my well and truly Bacon-manipulated feels...
>>19640833
>"It's Okay. I- ... I understand. I couldn't do that to you or myself.
>"I don't want to hurt anybody any more"
>She places a hand on her chest to soothe her thumping heart and looks off to her side.
>"I.... I don't want to HURT... any more"
>>19640889
>hug the fuck outta her
Welp, looks like that time you tried to rule the world you did something weird to me, cause I'm feeling I'm going to keep holding you...and never let go.
>>19640912
>She places her hands on your chest, before gently pushing herself away.
>"I... I can't let you do that, Anon."
>>19640889
Dammit Bacon-hair... OK. I can love you too. Even if you DID try to destroy my waifu.
>tfw there's no rules against multiple waifus
>>19640968
Sigh...Sunset.
We go through this shit every time. We both hate being lonely, I get it. But, do you really think that separating over and over again is going to help this? Help us?
God damn, girl. Like it or not, I'm crazy about you. I hate going through the whole break-up/make-up process with you, and I know you hate it too. Why do we do this to ourselves?
>>19640971
>no rules against having multiple waifus
>implying
>>19640968
>smirk
well then, my dear...guess you'll have to hurt me again...and again...and again...and again...till you manage to dry out all of the love I have for you. Just a warning tho: I seriously hope you don't have anything important to do, in the next 75 years. I can be very persistent.
>>19641028
B-but, sunset, I... ah... but mah Twilight... and the princessness and...
Ah fuggit. Sunset, be my side-waifu.
>>19641061
sorry anon, didn't mean to reply to you. That was my reply to SS.
>She shakes her head.
>"Me... The way I am... I can't ever have anything.. Real."
>"No amount of sex, or 'I love yous' is going to change that."
>A slight smile crosses her lips.
>"Im okay with being alone. After all I've done... It's only right."
>>19641107
Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah, I stopped listening before you could say no.
So wanna eat together? My treat.
Or anything else.
Cause I'm not going to leave you.
>>19641107
Is...is that really what you think?
That you can't change?
I hate to break it to you, but we've all done things we're not proud of.
Granted, your case is a bit...different, but Sunset, you can't keep doing this to yourself.
I don't care about any of that, well the sex is pretty awesome and so are the moments we have, but why on Earth do you think I stick around?
I sure as hell don't do it because I hate you.
>>19641107
Nonononono, A girl such as-WTF AM I DOING. IM TALKING TO AN ANON, NOT SUNSET!!!@?€?#$Goddammit, I don't care.
Sunset, there is never a need to be alone. Ill be here
>>19641107
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzQWmAwNNCw
>"I've lost more then you know..."
>"I've alienated hundreds, enslaved them for my own desires..."
>"I've fallen from the grace of one who I once called 'Mom' "
>"I can't stay here..."
>"Anon.... Come with me"
>>19641163I'm already by your side
>>19641163
Looks like I'm in this for the long haul. Sorry Twi.
So, where to?
I really want to be with Sunset Shimmer in the Russian Civil War, both of us manning a ???????. Oh, how much fun we would have. She would steer the valiant steeds first towards, then away from the monarchist White Army scum, and I would blast away at the pro-Tzar Cossacks, watching as they and their horses are struck by bullets, tumbling into the plains, swimming into pools of their own blood, while their own bullets ineffectually whiz past our love-cart and ricochet off the plates of my machine gun. All of this while this song plays on a radio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5E4l78Ka50
Then once the skirmish is over, we would go back to camp and have best sexy-times.
I don't even know why.
"Yes... That's it Sunset, you're doing just perfect.... Keep him entranced and fooled... You will give offer him to me."
>Her eyes shut tight. Sunset gasps quietly before setting her sights back to you.
>".... I.... Uh.... C-C'mon.... Anywhere but here..."
>She turns, her hair swinging across her neck as she makes her way out of the Gymnasium of CHS
>>19641277
>You will give offer him to me
>All of a sudden a thunder strikes outside
>The roof of the gymnasium gets tore away
>Over it, Twalot is hovering, her wings spread
BE CAREFUL ANON!!!her grammar is awful!!!
>>19641277
Franker doesn't matter when Dubs, also, because it's-
>>19641311
Shimmer? W-where are we going?
>>19633179
Might as well leave this here. It's a small pastebin with two cute stories about SS and Anon
http://pastebin.com/u/V-4
>>19641374
Grammar* God damn autocorrect
ANON, GET AWAY! THAT'S NOT SUNSET SHIMMER!!!
SUNSET!! YOU CAN FIGHT IT!!! YOU ONCE TOLD ME YOU LOVED ANON MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! FIGHT FOR IT!!!
...I believe in you!
>>19641264
>yfw she defects from the Soviet Union
FOOOLS!
She's nothing more than a puppet! I can do whatever I want with her! AND NOW I'M GOING TO SWALLOW YOUR VERY SOULS!!!
>>19641457
So now I've had the awful moment of thought about it, Sunset is a pony in the human world. She only knows the social norms of Equestria but has to adapt to having a human body. With all the perks and drawbacks.
Imagine the terror of finding out there is no estrus cycle and pregnancy can happen at random every month with anyone only after she's had a ton of sexual conquests during the weekend thinking she was in the clear.
>mfw telling her the news
>>19641502
Come at me fgt
>>19641502
Except that's not how your magic works!
It...hurts...
K...kill me...I beg you...
Okay, I was having fun replying and f5ing my ass off, but now its just stupid.
>>19641500
No.
>>19641553
HA. take it. Sold that useless thing a long ways back.
>>19641502
Its okay, Shimmer, I'm here. She can't hurt me. You're stronger than this. Remember!
>>19641568
Subtle.
I like it.
>...anon?
>Anon!
>ANON!!!!
>what the fuck, anon. I asked you to wait for me, and you got high on shrooms again? What are you hallucinating on, now? Demons? Possessions? Flying anthro girls?
>...jeez, I don't even know why I insist going out with you
>>19641609
>implying I would use shrooms
Alcohol and pony will forever be my only vices
>>19641609
c-cause you love me?
>>19641609
Shrooms my ass. I've got the same amount of LSD in me as you do. Remember that soda from earlier?
>"Quiet! ... Im scheming..."
>>19641687
stop asking stupid questions, anonOf course I love you. A lot.
Now, let's go.
>>19641716Why did that affect me? I did not ask for this feel.
ITT: guys pretending to date fictional girls who are just guys pretending to be fictional girls
>>19641716
Where to, Shimmer?
>>19641846...m-my room...
>>19633179
Needs more lewd SS.
>>19641874This expands the dong significantly
wha-whe- huh what? Sure, ummm is there something you need to tell me without prying ears about?
>>19641973
>you two get in her room
>she kisses you
>you fuck like there's no tomorrow
>afterwards she ends up cuddling on your side, a faint happy smile on her cute cheeks
>"...please don't you ever leave me, anon"
The end.
>>19642046
This is acceptable.
>you will never get drunk off cheap Russian with Sunset Shimmer and butcher the old Soviet song "The Sacred War" while watching a film depicting the Battle of Stalingrad
>>19642160
I don't know why, but pony shimmer doesn't expand the dong.
>>19642257
>one eye going through her hair
>other eye missing
what the magic fuck up is going on here?
>>19641989
>>19641989
someone get a writefag
>>19642284
Imagine being able to travel with her between both worlds at will, and being able to love, cuddle, and fuck her in either pony or human form. Imagine being able to change your own form at will, so you can switch it up: human x human, human x pony, pony x pony, pony x human.Reminds me of "Our Last Goodbye" by RagingSemi.
And you can do all this while living the high school life with her in Canterlot High, or living the magical life in pony Equestria. Two heavens apiece.
>>19633179
GIVE ME MORE LEWD
>>19642616
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You faggots make me sick. Get off of page 10.
This entire thread has given me a massive boner. It sucks cause its literally pushing my laptop off of my lap..
>Oh yes reform me! I've been such a bad girl!
>Punish me with your dick Anon!
>Teach me more about the magic of friendship!
>>19644295
did you make that yourself anon?
I want more if you did
>>19644387
Yes I did. What would you like? Got any suggestions?
>>19644476
lewd
lots of lewd
get back to page 1!!!!!!!!
>>19639325
Mission accepted.
Squatting in an old abandoned building with no food, money or worldly possessions.
The cold harsh reality of the world can get to you, but luckily I wasn't alone.
"A-anon, are my pants dry yet?" A bottomless Sunset Shimmer stood behind me.
"I told you to be careful in this building, it's your fault you tripped and fell in that gunk."
"Hey! Its not like I meant to!"
"I understand, just go wait by the fire barrel and stay warm."
"I.. I.." Sunset stood blushing still unable to get the words to leave her lips.
"I wish you wouldn't act so nervous around me, I'm not going to bite."
"Right.. Well, I'll just, go wait by the fire."
"Sunset wait!"
"W-what is it?"
"I love you."
"W-what?! You.. Jerk, don't tease me like that!" Said Sunset looking sad walking back toward the fire barrel.
"Who said I was teasing."
The next day Sunset and I went to a local convenience store. I talked to the store owner keeping him distracted with talk of current events and the news while Sunset hid items in her clothing. She made it out with an armload of stuff.
"Well, I guess I'll see you later, I'm gonna go eat breakfast."
We got back to the building. Several egg sandwiches and bottles of coffee as well as some batteries for an old radio we found.
"I can't believe we've been reduced to petty crime."
"It should be a crime to overcharge that much at a convenience store in the first place." I said placing the batteries in and tuning the radio to a pleasant Jazz station.
"Can you at least pretend some of this affects you?" Said Sunset annoyed.
"What are you upset about? Good music, good food, good company. What else do we need?"
"I.. I guess you're right."
I relaxed in relative comfort listening to the Jazz while enjoying my meal.
"Did you say something?" Sunset chuckled.
"Nothing."
>>19645479
Later that night.
Sunset said she was going to go off on her own. I sat in relative silence next to a crackling fire. The jazz the only mild amusement I required. It sure was going to be a cold night. I hoped she would be warm enough with that hoodie.
Several hours went by, I hoped she'd be back soon, I was getting tired and It'd be nice if she came back to huddle next to me again.
Nothing, more hours went by, she never returned. I tossed another piece of wood on the fire and slept alone on the ground.
The next morning.
I awoke to the clack of heels on the cement.
"Wake up Anon, we're rich!"
A flutter of money came raining down on me."
"W-what?"
"Go ahead, pick it up! You're taking me out to breakfast this morning ok?"
"So much.. Money, Sunset where did you-" She put a finger over my mouth
"Don't worry about it, breakfast!" I groaned scratching my head, I was pretty hungry, I guess an explantation would have to wait.
We went to Red Robins for breakfast. Eggs bacon and waffles with a tall glass of orange juice. Sunset just ordered pancakes. Although she seemed to be more focused with watching me eat than actually eating herself. She smiled, gazing longingly at me as I ate my meal.
"Thanks Sunset, this was really nice of you."
"What are friends for right?" It was a sweet sentiment. But I couldn't help feeling something wasn't quite right.
"Sunset, where did you, where did you get all this money, come to think of it, thats a pretty expensive looking jacket, and.. those pumps look new too."
>>19645520
"I uh, I went out and got a job." She said smiling sheepishly. No way, this was way too much money, and in one night? Something was up. But.. Should I press the issue? I'm really curious how she did it. But, on the other hand, this is a good moment, and there won't be any drama if I just let it go. Besides, if Sunny gets a bunch of money it's not like its doing any harm.
"Good for you Sunny, I'm glad you found employment."
"Thanks. Also we're staying in a hotel tonight, no more sleeping on the streets for us!"
"T-thats.." No I wouldn't.. Things are going too good, I'm not going to press the issue.
"Thats awesome Sunny."
"Mmhm, I notice you didn't decline my offer to stay in the same hotel room. I could get you your own if you're really opposed to it."
"Of course not, its cheaper that way anyhow right?"
"Right.. It's cheaper.." Sunset looked disapointed.
We went around shopping for most of the day picking up little things here and there. Sunsets spending splurge had me feeling a bit guilty. I resisted the urge to ask her where she got the money. The more time we spent, the more I felt like I knew what it was anyhow.
We got to the hotel later that night.
Sunset picked out a one bed hotel room for the both of us.
"Whew, it's been a long day, I am bushed!" Said Sunset.
"Yeah, you must be tired after not sleeping for most of last night."
"I am. But I'm ok, really. I'm gonna get in the shower, care to join me?" She said with a wink.
"Haha, very funny Sunset." I said.
"I.. I wasn't joking.. If.. you want to.. Ugh! Fine.. You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes." Sunset looked frustraited and made her way to the bathroom closing the door.
>>19645545
I knew she wasn't kidding. Its not like I don't notice her advances. I just want to take things slow. But I did feel bad this time, maybe I should have showered with her.. It's not like I don't want to see her naked. Whatever, too late for regrets anyhow.
Sunset came out wearing a clean pair of p.js and a towel wrapped around her head.
"Ahh, much better. How do I look Anon?"
"Cute."
"Thanks! Are you all ready to get cozy with your cute friend?" She had bags under her eyes, and I could tell she was trying to get me to admit some kind of emotion toward her. It worked.
"Yes." I wrapped my arms around her and nestled my head against her. She looked surprised.
"I-"
"Hope you don't mind if I snuggle extra close tonight."
"I don't mind at all! I.. I would like that actually, a lot."
We got under the covers and cuddled next to each other.
"Hey Sunny.."
"Yeah Anon?"
"I want to talk to you about something."
"Go ahead Anon, it's just us here."
"I.. I think I know where you got the money..
"Anon I-"
"And I'm ok with it." Sunset breathed a heavy sigh.
"I saw the sign for strippers wanted. You'd been so kind taking care of me, even though I was nothing but a burden to you. I wanted to repay you, even if it meant whoring myself out."
"Sunset, I'm sorry I made you feel that way. Just know that I don't need all of this stuff to be happy."
"Really?"
"Its nice to have, even so, I feel terrible that you had to do this.."
"Shh, don't worry about me. B-but thanks, I'm glad you care, and I'm glad you're ok with it." I turned her around to face me. I was going to give in again. I pulled her shoulders and her body close and slowly went in for a kiss. I felt my lips crash against hers, she didn't resist, I could taste her mouth. I ran my hand along the back of her head feeling her soft damp hair against my fingers.
>>19645572
We spent a few minutes like that gently and passionately kissing.
"I.. I'm going back to work tommorrow."
"Ok, well, I'm sad I won't get to see you." Sunset blushed at this.
"W-well.. Actually you can get in for free if you get in with me, the manager said that'd be ok when I signed on."
"You're ok with me watching you strip?"
"Sure, I mean, I did it for some strangers last night. But, you're someone I care about, deeply."
"I.. Care about you deeply as well Sunny, I always have."
The next day.
I was sitting with front row seats to a strip show. A beer in my hand and new clothes she had bought me. I'd never actually been to a strip joint so I was curious how it'd all turn out.
The show started, the music began, the lights dimmed around the stage, and the girls came out. Wild cheers from the crowd as the girls came on stage. Slowly they stripped down exposing sexy laungerie.
Sunset was amoung them taking center stage, wearing long boots and fishnets a red thong and a tight red bra. She spotted me in the crowd smiling and giving me a sexy wink as she grinded up on the pole in front of her.
The moment of truth came when she undid the strap of her bra flinging her hair forward in front of her chest, leaning forward the bra came off, flinging her hair up again, her chest exposed to the world, flinging the bra to the crowd and the wild cheers erupted from the audience.
After the show I met up with Sunset.
"Hey you did pretty good up there."
"Aww thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. You know," She ran her hand down my chest,
"I got really turned on thinking about doing all of that just for you." She kissed me, and i reciprcated wrapping my arms around her.
"Come on, let's get something to eat." I said with her under my arm.
END
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Comments, rates and critiques are appreciated.
>>19645607
>>19645572
>>19645545
>>19645520
>>19645479
My waifu would never be homeless. I would steal for her. But I like the story, was gr8 m8. 8/10
>smoking
>ever
Breathing tar into your lungs is fucking disgusting, not to mention smelly
Anyone who smokes cigarettes is a retard of the highest caliber
>>19645607
great story mate, but like this guy said:
>>19645630
I would fucking rob a bank to keep her from having to do that
>>19645665
anyone who bitches and complains like how you're doing is a retard of the highest caliber. Take it to tumblr.
>>19645724
Smoker detected
>>19645739
not a smoker, but even we nonsmokers can take only so much of hyper /fit/ness before we get annoyed
>>19645739
>>19645665
I smoke. Deal with it.
HURR DURR SMOKING BAD
DUN DO IT
HURR DURR YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT OUR OPINIONS
BECAUSE WE DONT SMOKE
That's just autistic. LET BACONPONE DO WHAT SHE WANTS
>>19645781
Enjoy your yellow teeth and cancer you disgusting faggot
>>19645801
When her teeth become yellower than her skin, you'll reconsider
>>19645807
Oh, gosh! The searing pain of your words!
>>19645801
I'm not going to let my waifu slowly kill herself with cancer sticks.
>all these edges
>>19645836
/pol/ bets you 10 shekels you wouldnt say that if she was still badass baconpone
>>19645835
It'll be nothing compared to the searing pain in your chest when you're doubling over from combined emphysema and bronchitis at age 35
>>19645872
This time, /pol/ was wrong
>>19645828
>implying people wouldn't bang her brains out regardless of the color of her teeth
>>19645897
>2000+7+7
>/pol/ being wrong
Lol okay
>>19645897
/pol/ is never wrong, imbecile
>>19645897
Oy vey gevalt, shut it down!
>>19645982
I just can't get over the fact that their bodies are 70% legs
>>19646081
So much this.
It seems like they were shorter in EQG1.
>CAPTCHA: PORTAL 1
>>19646111
my...celestia...
>>19646081
>>19646111
>>19646129
legs are good
>>19646161
That's not Sunset, fgt
>>19646161
Agreed, although they are a bitvertically challenged
>>19646183
no, but legs.
>>19646161
No, not this much leg, this is too much leg
These things are unholy abominations
>>19646184
>dat vertical challenge
>>19646216
>dat comparison
Holy fuck that made me laugh.
>>19646216
MAY THE POWER OF CELESTIA CLEANSE YOU, SPAWN OF SATURN
>>19646216
How fast do their hearts have to beat to keep their legs from dying?
>>19646335
>SPAWN OF SATURN
THEY CAME FROM THE DEPTHS OF EUROPA
>>19646372
Makes sense.
>extra long legs and big ass feet help paddle away from predators
>they became an intelligent race through millions of years
>evolved from pones
>discovered hyperfusion, created artificial "Star" in europa
>Big eyes used to help see in the dark, hundreds of thousands of years ago
>Hasbro found out from NASA and profited from the idea
>>19646343
>huge hearts evolved to sustain circulation
Human world equestria was under europa all along.
>>19646484
>>19646532
Hah. I get it.
You aren't dying just yet!
>>19647513
Not today.
>>19647513
Never!
So what are our chances of losing her to Flash Sentry by the end, fellow Shimfags?
If I were to be unbiased, I'd say roughly:
55% - Brad
45% - Us
>>19647839
Right thereafter, guvnah. But who said that fandoms let anything like marriage get them down.
If Sunset grew a futacock for a day would you suck it?
Or would you abandon her until she returned to normal?
>>19648042
I'd ride that fucking shit till the day I died.
>>19648042
>Get down on my knees bowing before her cock.
>Gently place my hand upon her shaft.
>Stroke her dick with my hand
>Look up at her face smiling at me
>Lovingly continue to rub her cock with my hand.
>Take her into my mouth letting the tip slowly sink in first.
>Pull back, and then take more of her in.
>Pull back again this time take the full length all the way to the back deepthroating her.
>Put my hands at my sides kissing her dick.
>Kiss lick and suck on her balls.
>Run my tongue from the base of her shaft all the way to the tip and then continue to suck her tip while looking up at her until she cums.
>Give her a few minutes to recover.
>Then turn around and offer her my ass, spreading my cheeks for her.
>Feel the pressure as her dick penetrates my anus for the first time.
>Thank her as she puts the full length of her dick inside of me.
>Take her dick the best I can moaning as she does.
>Feel her cum inside my ass.
>Feel her stroke my hair lovingly wrapping her arms around me with her dick still inside me.
Allow her to do this every time she grows a futacock.
>>19648654
Fuck yes, this
Hardly anything worse than being late to a perfectly good thread.
Bumping in the hopes that we get some writefags here.
>>19646216
More legs for wrapping around your head while plunging your face deep into into her sparkly twat.
>>19633179
I want to tell sunset that I love and forgive her.
bump for the best waifu
Also forgot to ask if Trixiefags are still welcome. Still a bit lacking in Sunset and may have to resort to bumping with bluemagic down the line.
After two years she'd finally get him to recognize her, to acknowledge her.
He would finally hold her in his arms and keep her warm at night.
She took him out buying them both Popsicles. She led him over to a bench. The moment of truth.
"Oops!" Sunset said dropping her Popsicle.
"Oh, that's a shame. you'd better go get another one."
"Oh, that's ok, I guess I'll just go without." Said Sunset hoping he'd take the bait.
"Oh, alright I guess." Said Anon continuing to suck his Popsicle. Shit, it backfired.
"Uh, on second thought, I think I actually do want one." She said smiling at him. Anon gave her a clueless look.
"Well, go get one then, I know you have enough to buy another one."
"W-well, I mean, it's an awful waste, I mean, how about you and I share?"
"Share? As in, swap millions of germs? I'll pass."
"Please? Please, let me, suck your Popsicle."
"Do I have to? I mean, that's kinda icky."
"Please? I just want to suck it for a little bit."
"Um.. Well ok I guess."
"Great!" Sunset grabbed his wrist Popsicle still in hand, she took his Popsicle into her mouth. This was it, the thing that would finally get his attention. She'd do one of the most passionate thing a woman could do for a man. All those hours practicing sucking on hot dogs and other Popsicles. He'd see her technique and finally get his attention. She pulled her hair back gently sucking his Popsicle. She could see him giving her weird looks.
She kept going, she kept sucking, taking it out and licking the length of it. She hoped his dick would be as sweet, that this is how wonderful it'd be to suck him. Anon tried to pull away.
"A-anon is something-" His hand came across her face the Popsicle hit the ground. He looked at her in disgust, slowly he walked away from her.
His slap stung hard. She couldn't hold back the tears as they streamed down her face. 'He probably wasn't ready. He just thought we were out for ice cream and I totally ruined it.' The juice from the Popsicle stuck to her face.
END
/r/ Doing hurtful things to Sunset shimmer. Also abuse of sunset shimmer in general such as black eyes, or cuts or bruises.
Top drek
>>19650622
Please kill yourself.
>>19650980
I'm a bad person for wanting to see abused Sunset.
>>19650622
Why?
>>19633433
It's not if, but when.
I want to see Sunset Shimmer wearing Links Clothes and traveling with a fairy.Sorry if that sounds autistic.
>>19650980
DO YOU LOVE SUNSET SHIMMER??
>>19651535
I want to eat her pussy.
Bumping with Shimmer-related project.
>>19652088
>Filename
>Accurate
>;_;
>>19652168
I'm happy that you've found someone Sunset.Listen here you little faggot Sunset is mine, and unless you want to be eating your teeth for breakfast I'd suggest never speaking to her again.
Bump for Celestia's Fallen.
Alright here we go.
It's Sunset's birthday but you've forgotten about it entirely for one reason or another. Material wise you don't have anything you know she wants off-hand.
Sunset seems sad about it but she tells you not to worry and that being with you is present enough.
What do you do in this scenario?
>>19651187
not autistic, but potentially funny as hell
the fairy would be anon of course if this was written
>>19652683
Writefags. I beseech thee.
>>19652673
ice cream
ice cream fixes birthdays like nothing else, double true for women
then rent a movie and cuddle together
>>19652673
Fancy Dinner.
Spend all the dollars
Lets reverse the situation, it's your birthday and for one reason or another Sunset has forgotten it.
She didn't get you anything nor does she have any material possessions you want.
She tells you shes super sorry and that she'll do anything to make it up to you.
Do you forgive her? If so, what can she do to make it up to you?
>"Anon, did you grab my homework off my bed like I asked...?"
>Uncomfortable silence
>"Dude... Come on..."
>>19652990
I...what?
>>19652984
Dude of course. I myself never really held birthdays to any kind of importance.
Sunset can do no wrong in my eyes.
>>19652984
If anyone is at the age where they get upset over someone forgetting their birthday, they're probably at the age where they wouldn't know what to do with a woman offering herself up.
Forgive/Forget
>>19652990
Uh, shit.. I'm sorry babe. Do you want me to run home and get it for you?
>>19653007
>>19653009
The same. Honestly being with her would pretty much be the best gift of all.
