God tier only
>>19328021
>>19328021
what if we had a bad screencap thread? caps that make you feel bad on the inside.
This was beautiful
This wasn't too long ago
Anyone got the creepy Ponkæ tulpa, or the one where Mexicanon puts churros in SB?
>>19329351
Fuck, I had that one on my phone
>>19329351
Mexicanon.
>>19329351
ponkatulp
>>19328021
no one has the cap from april fools when some anon posted "It's just a cartoon."?
>>19329537
>>19329563
Thanks man
Requesting "Drink from me Strelnikov!"
Actually, requesting anything with Strelnikov.
>>19328021
Don't know if this is considered God tier, but I'm bringing it up anyway since it's coming up.
I was in this YLYL thread. It was one of the best we've ever had.
>>19329898
needs more res
There was this thread where OP had made a Pinkie Pie out of some shit and asked gets what to do with it.
And then ACTUALLY DELIVERED
>>19329898
>He goes by down syndrome now
>>19330370
Was it this one?
>>19328479
Can I get a breakdown on this? What exactly did we do better at?Excuse my ignorance
>>19330507
We actually figured out how to stop the deathstar, where as they just stood around and did pic related
>>19330483
Yep, Danke.
>>19330507
Do you not know what a Death Star does? It blows up entire planets.
John de Lancie, voice of Discord, also played Q in Star Trek and was basically human Discord, so he stopped the Death Star from firing.
A second Death Star appears, but it's magic proof this time.
All programs replaced with porn is a reference to an Avenue Q song, "The Internet is for Porn."
With out the necessary programs the Death Star once again couldn't fire.
When tried on /co/ they didn't put up any resistance and were destroyed.
The quint of god
Anyone got the facebook post with the russian doctor pony and "hind holocaust?'
>>19330928
Oh hey I remember that thread.I proceeded to make a carlos joke.
>>19329746
YOU WANT STRELNIKOV ? YOU CAN'T HANDLE STRELNIKOV ! STRELNIKOV STANDS ABOVE YOU BABY PEOPLE !
>>19331021
more strelnikov
The Cap probably isn't God-Tier, but the Fuck Up sure is.
>>19331098
Even more strelnikov
>>19331130
>>19331130
It's better with this
>>19331294
I can only imagine what horrors wait behind those spoiler thumbnails.
>>19331328
Pretty much this happened probably.
But these threads were often a cover up for porn threads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17OUwT8dhLk
>>19331021
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>>19331114
Rest in Peace you glorious bastard
>>19330904
>tfw that was my quint on a caps locking faggot
Feels good, man.
RIP Strelnikov. You will always be remembered-
>>19331630
She found out, AND opened her mouth!
>>19331592
Reminds me of this
>how to deal with attention whores
>>19331707
Oh god he was such a good source of entertainment.
I'm gonna post the Phone Sex threads
>>19331808
>>19331707
I wasn't able to find this post anywhere on the /mlp/ archive. I think he posted that on /v/.
>>19331828
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>>19331904
I remember being there. It was a very good day
>>19331921
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>>19331954
last one
>>19331707
Holy fuck, I found the thread in the archive. It was indeed a post on /v/. Here's the link:
https://archive.moe/v/thread/129481502
>>19331808
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>>19331970
AT LAST! I FINALLY HAVE THE COMPLETE SET!
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>>19331970
This is fucking gold. How did I miss this ?!
How old are these things ?
>>19332017
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/17208584
>>19331989
>https://archive.moe/v/thread/129481502
Good job anon, i was far too lazy to look it up myself.
>>19332017
>>19332034
Haven't seen these for a while, so I thought I'd lay them down, glad to know someone likes these
If anyone needs to find the screencaps in the archive just go to https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/123456 or whatever post number. It's great if you want to see what the other anons in the thread also posted.
>>19329563
it has achieved conciousness
>>19332072
>>19332190
It seems to me that /mlp/ likes its feels as much as it's likes its pr0n.
>>19332190
>>19332226
Yeah without the feels /mlp/ wouldn't be the same. I kinda need these feel threads once in while so I can get a good cry and share my worries with strangers on the internet. Sounds gay but yeah I don't care.
>>19332298
>cry
fag...Me too though, sometimes.
>>19332190
Goddammit
>>19331785
Never forget
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/872073/#873757
Meh. Was gonna screencap, but i don't care.
http://archive.moe/mlp/thread/3780435/
>>19332298
We tend to switch from edgelords to hugboxxers, and back again, seemingly on a whim.
I guess that's what makes us a unique group; we have a wide-range of opinions and we share them relentlessly. It drives away the faggotry we mutually hate,except Rainbow Dash fags, those faggots are persistent.
>>19332390
That was absolutely hilarious. I wonder what became of him.
not my person best but whatever
>>19332390
I guess I could drop the screencap version
>>19332474
>>19332501
This isn't Felix, but it's something kind of similar.
>>19331328
just use the archive
>>19331423
does he not bear an incredible resemblance to that (doughboy) tripfag?
>>19332569
http://westernwestpalm.wikia.com/wiki/Westernwestpalm_Wiki
His wiki for the lazy people
>>19332600
I've never seen a picture of doughboy.
>>19328021
>>19332647
>>19332689
part 1
>>19332714
>Both stories just end in the middle
A tale of two writefags that dont deliver
>>19332724
part 2
Time for some feels
>>19333021
Was posted already, but 10/10 would feel again.
>>19329537
I cri evry tiem :(
>>19330904
Isn't that thread still up?
does anybody have the fluttershy fartsex story?
From a thread about Twalot having Anon as an imaginary friend. Had a chuckle.
>>19333021
I didn't get any feels from this
>>19332298
nigga.... nigga. i cant man ;[
i wrote this awhile ago in a thread about ponies treating you like animals to live with them, but my twist was she didn't want to be dominate over you, she'd just miss you, anon
>>19333997
Is there any more of that?
>>19331707
I still don't know: was he serious or a troll?
>>19331904
>>19331863
What the hell this is the same one
>>19333997
an anon tulpa. how fascinating. i guess her magic is what caught the ball and caused her fall.
>>19330987
... you bastard.
>>19329563
What the heck are they talking about? What's a "tulpe'
>>19331070
underrated as fuck
>>19337767
it's kind of a self-hallucination, basically you can see and hear anything you want or something like that
>>19338166
Holy fuck, I didn't even know there was a word for that shit, I was doing kind of the same thing, but right in the morning, but now I'm glad I stopped before something like that happened.
>>19332627
He made a thread and then it became a desiccation of hate to him. He was not bad looking.
>>19338439
Yeah, it's not a worth it.
Even if everything goes as planned and you get to ''hug'' Dashie, you're messing with your head and there's no telling what might happen.
>>19338588
>>19338439
>>19338166
Personally, I like to think of tulpamancers as self-induced schizophrenics
>>19332190
I love trixie and now im sad
>>19331176
oh god I remember this shit
Not sure if fits but it's kek worthy if you ask me
>>19331222
>Why do they all have dicks
Fuck I remember that.
Never forget the noble work of Lord Tom Cruise
>>19340451
Poart 2
>>19340460
And the end of this amazing pone-ride
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>>19340467
Well, so long sides
>>19331970
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>>19331863
holy shit i forgot all about that threadand the fact i did the "fun n sexy phonelines"
Haven't seen these feels posted much anywhere, if you like Rainbow Dash I think you'llfeelit.
>>19340664
> if you like RD
Nigga, NOBODY likes Rainbow. That's a myth and trolling.
>>19340664
I d`awwed and felt.
>>19340664
Damn, i don't like to feel on a crippled Dashie story...but i did anyways.
>>19331808
>You will never make a pony shout Huzzah! during sex
Every day, a new feel
>>19330732
Im so honored.
Thank you.
>>19331630
So basically that anon was Maud?
>no caps from before 2013
old /mlp/ is officially dead
>>19342874
>>19342942
>>19340664
Nope, not a single feel for that cunt
Does anyone have screencaps of the time the "Brony of happiness" visited? I only have this little shot.
>>19331904
>>19331863
Dammit man, these are duplicates.
Was wondering why you have more than in my database.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYzm7JbgHc
>>19343172
who?no seriously, i don't know who this is
>>19343172
Here. Spread the happinessThat man can smile
Meanwhile in the Whore Pony Threads a few months ago:
>>19343407
Thank you so much man.
>>19343679
Last 'funny' cap I have.
I have some feels if you want that.
Who would a thunk it.
>>19330732
THE KEK METER HAS BROKEN
From /vp/, but still gold
>>19342874
that's because they've been posted a million times, let some new shit come in
>>19328021
How about the time bateman killed scruffy. Anyone have that?
>>19344242
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S11736594#p11736719
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S18275023#p18277029
>>19343407
Grinned like a retard while reading that.
Thank you brony of happiness.
>>19343950
I've only been to /vp/ once, but I managed to snag this while they had they're own screencap thread going.
>>19331796
lel
>>19332034
>"How old are these"
>Intact dates on every post in every cap
Four months
>>19332226
that's all of 4chan
>>19344436
kek
>>19342874
The thing is that people don't post the older stuff as much, so it's harder for me to get them.
...
>>19332569
That was glorious. I just wish the thread didn't 404 before I had a chance to take it all in. Anyone got an archive link?
>>19343950
Oh god I remember that.
>>19345973
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>>19346080
i think is one of the best
>>19342874
Old enough for you, faggot?
>>19346277
>>19344436
Holy shit.
>>19345613
lel, good times
>>19346277
>>19346354
HOLY MONKEY'S BALL. THAT WAS AMAZING
10/10 would read again
>>19346499
Does anyone have "react responsibly"
>>19340614write more
>>19345537
https://mega.co.nz/#!y0xQkLbb!GWcEWxcBz16f_OvspUiagUWRNpdxyMz4r5gvvvLMCKg
A gift, from me to you, Cap Collector.
just dropping some old school in here
>>19347020
DAMN IT AL
Dunno if this was posted yet, but it still makes me kek.
>>19343708
If only we had know how wrong that prediction was. Think of the children that could have been born with all the wasted seed that was spilled on the ground thanks to that delicious pony poon.
>>19346354
>>19346277
Probably would have been better if all the images were expanded, but still pretty gud.
>>19331176
this was beautifull...
>back to lurking
>>19346967
>800MB zip of caps
Today's a good day. Thank you, Capper General. I graciously accept.
>>19331176
I might as well post this one too
>>19328021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29owJuE1JiA&list=UUAHbJU6FFSHbnDtNmWOX3NA
>>19346967
Noooo...the download failed. The server could not find the file. I wonder what's wrong? Is it because downloading in incognito mode on chrome, or is it because I don't have an account. Either way, that was a big tease.
>>19333717
OH god. I dont know why but imagining that in my head was fucking hilarious
>>19353928
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>>19332425
fuck, i remember that
>WAHOO
that made me feel
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>>19344436
Cool script, bro.
>>19331863
>cheerio
katanagatari reference?
This one was real recent
>>19356367
>Normal has the text too small
>Zooming in makes it too big
Goddamnit anon
>>19353618
>throw it in the garbage person
>>19356367
>Who puts this much effort into a shitpost?
That is quite a good questionStill kek'd heartily at the whole thing
>>19353948
This is the best story I've read in a long time.
>>19353618
Oh god, for chest is still sore from laughing so hard at that guy's filenames.
>>19351289
Never mind. I got it through Firefox.
>>19331423
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>>19332627
They actually do look really alike.
>tfw no southern qt 3.14 friend to call you sugarcube
>>19361082
It is me, I survived, went to rehab, now i'm on suboxone for heroin replacement
>>19362199
sorry m8, not believing it that easily
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>>19331423
Sorry for being such a faggot, but who exactly is this Strelnikov? Is he like, some Russian guy from a long time ago or some shit? I can see that the posts are from 2011 and 2012, but what exactly happened? If you guys don't mind explaining it to me.
>>19362417
ok I have nothing else to show you, I guess you're just assuming theres another heroin addict doppelganger of me who browses /mlp/
This one consistently impresses me.
>>19362628
Strelnikov was a well-known tripfag who browsed /k/ and /mlp/. If you're aware of Ivan Chesnokov, he's very similar; he made posts in all caps, typed in broken english, and rarely posted anything more than a few sentences long. He was good friends with some of the more respected tripfags, especially those in the old PRONZ threads.
Strelnikov eventually revealed that he had a terminal illness with little chance of recovery. He shot himself in the heart with his father's service pistol so he wouldn't suffer through it. People hold him in such a high regard because fucking everything he posted was funny, and he was an all-around decent guy.
>>19331114
>>19362706
Ahh that explains it, glad I could get up to speed with that, thanks man. I now kind of see why everyone loves it when he's posts are posted.
>>19362651
This makes me wonder... How much do you think it'd cost to hire Morgan Freeman?
>>19362757
I imagine it in Applejack's voice, explaining her apple-osophy.
>>19362757
(>>19362789)
Well, sort of. Applejack+Lao Tzu.
The whole thing is a sort of parody of the Tao Te Ching.
(>>19362815)
Except, not a disparaging parody. It's a sort of reflection that works. It's a parody in veneration.
>>19362634
>heroin
Why does this fandom attract the worst kind of people? I can't say I'm much better, I'm drunk most of the time. I'm just saying, we're pretty shitty people.
>>19362888
I don't think it attracts the worst people, just people who like to escape
