Remember me? I'm Twilight Sparkle from a few months ago. Well anyway ask me almost anything!
>>19323799
Why..?
Why would you do this?
Why would you be best pony so epically?
How large are the horsecocks?
>>19323799
How did you get away from the faggot police?
More importantly, how many dicks did you have to suck before the faggot police decided that you were a problem?
Where did your wings go?
>>19323815
>Why...
I went on here last time so why not?
>Why would you do this?
Above
>Why would you be best pony so epically?
Oh thank you!
>>19323799
Are you a virgin?
Have any of your friends had sex with each other?
Has Celestia/Luna ever raped you?
>>19323831
It's an old picture.
Has rarity ever fucked spike?
>>19323838
What's it like in Equestria? Certainly not anywhere near as bad as this rathole planet.
>>19323799
why is your horn the same color as the rest of you? Does your horn have fur?
>>19323859
Spike just has a crush. No intimate relationship at all.
>>19323861
It's fun!
>>19323862
There is no fur on my horn. It's the same color because that's how it is.
>>19323865
If Tyrone leaves the crackhouse at 4 AM, and Jayqwon leaves the crackhouse at 4:15 AM, how long will it take before niggas start getting blasted?
>>19323878
What?
>>19323876
What is the most popular toy there?
What's your favorite toy manufacturer?
What's it like to have magic?
>Pic related
>>19323799
How do you feel about Flash Sentry?
>>19323876
if you tipped the wardrobe from narnia on its side would everyone in narnia fall sideways
>>19323893
Bitch, do you not understand a basic math question, or some shit? I thought you were supposed to be smart.
Here, I'll make it easier. If Tyrone leaves the crackhouse at 4 AM, and Jayqwon leaves the crackhouse at 4:15 AM, how long will it take before niggas start getting ventilated by a Kalashnikov brand long-range hole punching device?
>>19323895
>What is the most popular toy there?
Fillies and colts these days play with a ball and a jump rope.
>What's your favorite toy manufacturer?
Hasbro
> What's it like to have magic?
Pretty awesome.
>Pic related
Cool picture!
>>19323897
I just have a small crush on him, no big deal.
can I have all your books forever
>>19323908
Assuming it's just a portal, it will probably do nothing.
>>19323922
15 minutes
>pic related
>>19323931
>I just have a small crush on him, no big deal.
>I just have a small crush on him
>No big deal.
>>19323878
is it at420?
>>19323954
Finally. Since you're best pony. Hugs?
>>19323947
It got blown up by Tirek. :(
>>19323799
How's the whole science thing working out for you, my little pretty purple pony?
>>19323964
*hugs you*
>>19323954
>15 minutes
Damn bitch, you dumb as shit. You forgot to factor in the knowledge that Tyrone has to stop to see his bitch before he can start ventilating niggas.
I'd tell you to commit sudoku but you probably wouldn't be able to figure it out
>>19323974
It's working pretty good I guess.
>>19323991
I don't have "street smarts" like you Anon.
>>19323991
>>19323922
>>19323878
I'm just imagining pic related
>>19323962
This nigga right here gets it. It takes Tyrone exactly two and a half minutes to see his bitch, and an additional two and a half minutes before Tyrone and Jayqwon can start ventilating niggas. Well done, tripfag.
How do you feel about the idea of turning into a changeling?
What would one have to do to spend one night with you? (Possibly more)
>>19323997
Bitch this isn't even street smarts, this is basic goddamn common sense. Everybody knows that Tyrone takes two and a half minutes to see his bitch, this is common knowledge that you should know you fucking horse.
Twilight, let's fuck like animals.
If you don't, I will literally die. Painfully.
>>19324004
good, this is now a nigger thread, you must post blazed ponies or stolen bikes
other nigger related things are okeyalso I will remove my trip
>>19324005
Well they're our enemies. I really don't know.
>>19324019
You can come over anytime Anon, but no funny business.
REMINDER:
This AMAA will end 2:05AM
/r/equesting someone to make spike more blazed in pic related
>>19324037
I'll take cuddles if you're cool with it
(Hot monkey dicking can wait)
>>19324050
That is a funny picture Anon. haha
come on niggers get the kush
Welp I'm done. Have fun with 420 blazing ponies! :)
This thread has been archived at 4archive for research purposes. Good bye /mlp/!
>>19324089
Please tell me you'll be back
>>19324067
If it ain't injectable it ain't worth it
>>19324089
this faggot is not even blazed
>>19324093
I'm sorry Anon I have to go. :(
>>19324108
To see the ponies..? Face to face..?
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
>>19323799
Tk me wit u
>>19324108
You can go for now, but when the US finds you have been hiding oil. You will be free!
>>19324050
>>19324136
SAVE THE KUSH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YHqals6TBQ
>>19324108
Ok, leave...just like everyone else...
Twilight Sparkle!
Browsing 4chan and its immature contents are not something a Princess would do.
This time i am truly disappointed.
You will restart magic kindergarden next week.
I hope you are happy about this.
P.S
you are not the princess of friendship anymore
>>19324186
>Browsing 4chan and its immature contents are not something a Princess would do.
>Is Princess Celestia
lel
>>19324186
Say one more thing to her, bitch!
>>19324194
i wasn't browsing 4chan.
It was Spike that alerted me that Twilight was on 4chan and so i replied to her since she wouldn't read my letters.
>>19324210
also, she is a tardy
>>19324215
Looks like anon needs to have a word with spike
>>19324215
>Still on 4chan
So Lurking is aloud but not browsing
>>19324194
It's different when your the goddess of the sun.
>>19324223
Bitch, I've killed thousands of civilians and police men! Think I can't take you?
>>19324223
Ever raped twilight?
>>19324239
first you need to find me dickhead
>>19324255
Find me! You'll live longer that way.
>>19324255
Your fatass sits in your castle almost 100% of the time.
>>19323962
Good job anon.
>>19324264
He gets it. I know too much!
>>19324278
Indeed.
Now can you go rek this Prius for me?
>>19324285
Of course, my good man.
>>19324305
But they're good for the environment!
>>19324324
>>19324344
Indubitably!
http://4archive.org/mlp/thread/19323799
Just popping in for a bit! Reminding you that this thread will be used to study the behavior of Anons. Thank you all for yoye cooperation!
>>19324597
You haven't read my post haven't you?
let me spell it for you.
Y O U A R E N O L O N G E R T H E P R I N C E S S O F F R I E N D S H I P A N D Y O U W I L L R E S T A R T M A G I C K I N D E R G A R D E N N E X T W E E K.
Did you understand?
P.S you are still a tardy.
>>19324067
yeah i could use some, being sober sucks
>>19324654
Haha, you're not Princess Celestia. Shoe on your head or get out newfoal.
>>19324778
>Twilight Sparkle confirmed for oldfag.
Proud of youworstpony
