Are you nor/mlp/eople? Do you have social skills?
>>19182509
>skills
I can speak without spilling spaghetti.
>>19182521
That's great
I am painfully average and have several friends. I've been trained by my fucked up fetishes to hide my power level long before /mlp/. So yeah, pretty normal, besides that.
Don't know about the rest of you.
>>19182509
I can hold my spaghetti just fine when I have to.
I just don't enter social situations often enough for it to matter.
>>19182509
I have a +7 modifier in Diplomacy. Does that count?
Yes, actually and that's why I left the fandom for a while. But I find myself drifting back towards it.
>>19182537
> I've been trained by my fucked up fetishes to hide my power level long before /mlp/.
What are your "fucked up" fetishes?
>>19182509
Dunno, I've never really felt the need to be social, and the people I do come in contact with, don't really give a flying fuck what I say or how I actbecause I'm usually buying drugs from them
>>19182509
>social
I know how to cause severe mental damage to other people, but also deteriorates my own mental health, does that count as a social skill?
>>19182608
3edgy5me
>>19182616
I guess
I can get along with people, and they seem to generally like me if I choose to put in the effort, and I'm at least average looking.
I have a waifu, no interest in friendshipoutside of /mlp/, am a NEET, and as of now, have no interest in 3DPD and am serious when I berate people for talking about their girlfriends on here.
>>19182564
Hentai, rape...
>>19182564
I just fapped to giant sadistic dom Ponka rampaging a city and eating people. Then I came in my mouth, swallowed, and got ready for round two.
Talking to friends, I act like any fetish is weird, and there's nothing better than a good old fashioned porn star shaking her booty. Plebs.
>>19182643
Who's your waifu?
>>19182658
Oh...
>>19182661
all of my wat
>>19182643
Depending on your waifu, you might be me.
>>19182684
That was a good fap.
>>19182658 isn't me, but he's not wrong.
>>19182509
Yes I do. I don't actively try to put myself in social situations, due to misanthropy, but should someone talk to me, I can definitely keep an interesting conversation going, if I feel the desire to.
>>19182643
Show face pleb
No I'm a anti social NEET and even in college people didn't really like me. I think I'm might have autism since I have trouble noticing social cues or I totally ignore them.
>>19182739
I can keep a normal conversation though. Just probably have social anxiety sometimes.Fuck my life.
>>19182739
You should go to the doctor, see you have legit autism. Maybe they're meds that can help you?
It always happen to me that when they ask me,"You sir, what do you like to do?" then i Think:
>porn
>mlp.fim
>/mlp/
>porn
>anime
>drawporn
>wait for nothing
>porn
>porn
>/mlp/
>cartoons
>4chan
....
Then, after a lot of hidden nervousness, i say...Meh i like music and stuff.
I think everyday, after leaving my home, someday they will know...someday they will know.
>>19182509
I can handle myself well in social situations, but having diagnosed schizophrenia made me understand it is normal for me to hate socializing. I am kinda wealthy so I can survive off my stuff without the need to work or socialize much so I am just doing that.
>>19182509
I haven't had friends since my Senior year of high schoolthree years ago
>>19182773
I have almost those same interests except I don't drawporn
>>19182564
>>19182661
Come to think of it, name a fetish that isn't watersports, scat, or fart, and there's a good chance I have it, or could fap to it.
>>19182784
Schizophrenia? Wow, I don't think I can handle that.
>>19182805
Femdom?
>>19182805
Dragons fucking cars?
>>19182685
>>19182666
My waifu is Rena anime girl.
Applebloom's my favorite pony, though.
>>19182829
I have a low level of it, I think. Some patients we met take 3-5 2 mg rysperidone a day, I do fine with a single pill of 1mg. I guess I am lucky for all that can be.
>>19182861
I can see why she is your waifu.
>>19182864
I'm glad you're alright.
I could get a long with some bronies but the ones that shitpost ships and/or are to proud in what they like really piss me off but normal people ya i'll get along with them
>>19182836
Just fapped to that minutes ago. Plus vore.
>>19182859
That one makes me laugh too much, it doesn't really count. I have fapped to dragons though, and I could manage an anthro car, I'm sure. I believe I fapped to an anthro plane once...
>>19182906
Can I call you the "fapologist"?
>>19182952
I'd prefer pornoisseur but sure.
>>19182978
Made this for you
>>19183077
You're a pretty cool guy, "77".
>>19183077
Saved. Would frame if I was a neet.
>>19183113
>>19183102
Thanks
>>19183130
Name another fetish. I've scored pretty high on /d/'s occasional list/achievement images.
>>19183148
Boku no Pico? (shota)
>>19183177
>shota
Fapped to it yesterday, I believe. That one makes me a bit uncomfortable, but I have it. Rumble and Gumball, if you want two examples. /ss/ also qualifies.
>>19183231
God damn, you are the ultimate fapper. Do you get a sense of guilt from fapping to it?
Nope. Not at all. I have two friends but that's about it, and they're fair weather friends at best. Everyone else either despises me or doesn't want to hang around me. I have sever anxiety and depression and I'm horrible at social interactions. I am not able to speak to girls without spilling spaghetti either.
>>19183259
Not really, no. None of it's real, and actually you could throw in 3DPD as a turn off, at least with those fetishes. I won't say no to a girl who's got it going on. A guy maybe, not quite that bi, for real people at least. I did fap to adult Link a day or two ago, so there's that.
>>19183301
God damn, your life must be hard. :(
>>19183322
I can't tell if sarcasm or...
>>19183317
Stuff like that gets burned into my brain. :O
Well I'm off to other sites now. Goodbye!
>>19183339
I guess eventually you just kind of go numb and detach from how batshit insane the stuff you're fapping to really is. Plus, it helps when none of it is actually real, like I said. I am overdue for a break though, don't want to go too far down the rabbit hole.
I've got social skills out the wazoo. Happens when you work customer service for 3 years. Just smiling and chatting shit with strangers all day. Forces you to get good.
Good amount of friends. None that know I'm into ponies (though I feel like they're catching on slowly).
And yet I still come back to hang with all you horsefuckers on a regular basis.
>>19183431
I used to be like you, then my friends moved away to university or got jobs and are too busy to hangout anymore. It's been a lonely couple years
>>19183508
Make some new friends at uni then. All mine are from there. Even though we've graduated, we still manage to get together every once in a while and catch up
Also meetup groups. They're the shit when you're lonely
>>19182509
Not until the last few years, but yeah. I've got a girlfriend of 2.5 years. She's seen about a dozen episodes of MLP and liked it well enough, but not quite as much as I do. I've got friends and go out and do things quite a bit. I've been getting into better shape and also got into backpacking this year. I still have social anxiety on occassion but it's improving.
So yeah, I'm relatively normal, for a 4chan user.
>>19182509
>4chan
>/mlp/
>you believe that normal people are on here
>mfw
I'm kind of an asshole if someone annoys me, but other than thatand a bit of AssburgersI'm pretty normal. No one can know my fetishes or MLP obsession, though. I'll kill to keep those safe and secret.
>hiding my hard drive with all my porn from family I still live with
>getting on the family computer at bed-o'-clock, ready to fall back at any second in case someone wakes up
>mfw constantly thinking about Broken Arrow scenario
>>19182509
I have social skills. Mainly, I can lie my ass off to professors, landlords, parents, and the like, but I'm passable at actually socializing; I just can't take it when my territory's contested, which usually amounts to petty bullshit like dishes being moved 2" from where I left them.
I'm fairly weird, but I'm manpretty enough to blend in with the steakheaded plebes at school, at least in part because some of them think I'm some kind of whacked out blood cultist who'll murder them when I get bored if they alienate me. I have a harder time befriending my fellow fa/tg/uys outside of organized stuff like Friday Night Magic, but there's plenty of ponyfags in my area to chill with if I wanted to stop being a neet.
>>19183620
Go on /b/ right now. It's nothing but normal fags that migrated from reddit to see what all the fuss was about. There are plenty of people on this site with normal functioning life's. That being said I would say the majority of this board is autistic NEET's
>>19183670
>I would say the majority of this board is autistic NEET's
I wish. So many college kids and /soc/ threads.
>>19183620
>implying normal people exist at all
Sanity is for the weak
>>19182521
I can speak about My Little Pony without spilling spaghetti.
Get on my level.
>>19182509
I've had 7+ years of acting experience and am quite comfortable in social and public environments. At the very least I can fake not being autistic pretty damn well.
>>19185430
>Taking acting classes.
>Taking classes on creative fields
>>19185445
>Using my elective classes on something I found fun
FTFY
I have a girlfriend and have sex at least once a week. Gonna be a piece of piss since I'm moving out this week.
>3DPD
I know, I'm a sick fuck. But at least she's real :^)
Also, friends joke about my clopping around me and I spill no spaghetti.
>>19185475
>Not having the ability to learn on their own
>Implying creativity is hard to learn
>Being a weak-wiled faggot
>>19185492
>Being a weak-*willed faggot
>>19185492
It was never about learning, everything they ever "taught" was shit I already knew or common sense.
And it was entirely elective. I took those classes to participate in acting, an activity I find enjoyable and wanted to do more of. It happened to fill out my credits, so fuck me if it's "weak-willed" of me to take a class I liked to fill out those credits. Didn't matter in the end anyway.I dropped out of college when it was becoming a bigger money drain than having the shitty associate's I was working toward would be worth, and just started volunteering at my local theatre on my off-time.
I used to be the kind of autist you'd see in the absolute worst cringe threads as a kid/early-mid teen. I didn't really have any friends and the few I did make didn't last long.
Things along the way improved and I gained social skillsBy meeting with and getting into social circles with bronies.
I now work a full-time job which requires talking to complete strangers over the phone and in person and am able to go back to old social circles where I used to be a complete 'tard and actually be seen as a completely different and socially competent person, rather than that guy you keep around because you have to.
My powerlevel in a lot of circles is still known due to my 'spreged up past but I'm able to regulate it now so they don't really care, past the usual jokes. New people don't even believe me when I sayI'm diagnosed aspie.
Funnily enough leaving a relationship of 7 years with a 3DPD actually helped me gain confidence and such. More life experience I guess.
Still not perfect but proof that Sanic kids can grow to at least come across as relatively normal in the majority of social situations.
>>19182509
i have the unique ability to approach any random person and say just about anything with a poker face.
i thought about approaching people with those 99 cent comics and asking them if theyve heard the good news about the magic of friendship.
>>19185809
'I now work a full-time job'
>In what the service industry?
>Winner
>>19182509
>normal people
You clicked on the wrong board.
>>19182509
No sadly, If its someone I don't know or don't know very well I tend to just give yes and no and short answers, honestly, I would say I have 2 friends at the most, and I don't really talk to one of them that often. It really pisses me of how shy I get around people, I thought it could be social anxiety,But I feel too scared to go and get it checked out.
I have 6 Great friends whom I talk to almost everyday, a girlfriend and I talk like a black guy. I guess im pretty good
>>19182509
Being a reservist police officer has taught be a semi-decent amount of social skills, so I guess due to the fact I have a job and interact with real people daily, I would say I'm normal compared to the average /mlp/ goer.
well you fucking asked
So I started out as a fucking absolute legend of a kid. I was interested in the world around me, I had a lot of friends, and life was awesome.
High school kicked in and I was pretty spaghetti for wanting to go with the flow. Became the tryhard kid. Didn't see it at the time though.
I skipped a grade for being a smartfag in junior school, so I SUSPECT that wanting to fit in with the big kids made me this way (all of my friends were in the year below me, but i couldnt hang out with them for reasons that i never questioned until i was like 17). Lots of cringeworthy moments during this time. Sadly I was a smartarsed little fuck as well.
I got way better with girls after my high school dance. I asked an olympic swimmer (she literally won bronze in Beijing) in front of all her girlfriends and she turned me down. Fuck me if I didn't just shrug it off, though. Just shouldered my schoolbag and said 'sweet! seeya tomorrow!' (we were friends). I can still remember my heart in my chest, and how amazing I felt - it was over and donewith. Probably the best-handled social moment of my life.
From about 18-onward, i got along pretty damn well with all guys and gals of all ages.
Well, mostly guys. The girls I meet are often uninterested in me or me them - I don't have a single girl friend. There's this girl who I know - ironically enough from writing mlp fanfiction - we've talked almost every day for like two years, but there's no relationship there. I guess you don't look for those sorts of things where you dont want to find em.
tl;dr - yes, have social skills. A lot of people seem to think I am a really genuinely nice guy. But I enjoy my isolation in my hermit cave for whatever reason. I work fulltime, I have lodsemoney, a handful of real friends once a month. I guess I'm just a guy who enjoys solitudeeven though I have a history of depression
>>19185809
>leaving a relationship of 7 years with a 3DPD actually helped me gain confidence and such
... Huh.
That's not something you hear every day.
>>19187707
>yes, have social skills. A lot of people seem to think I am a really genuinely nice guy. But I enjoy my isolation in my hermit cave for whatever reason.
I suspect this is a fair description for most people on this boardmyself included.
>>19187738
>>19187738
You gain the experience of a relationship
>>19182773
that is the worst
to be never able to answer that question truthfully
