Hey /mlp/ can you guys (and gals (; ) guard my sweet tea whilst I go receive some pork rinds?
>pork rinds
>>18838717
Its Iced tea you USFag
>>18838717
>pork rinds
Don't you mean hog lumps?
>reddit tabs open
>>18838717
>Getting pork rinds
>Reddit open
2/10 made me reply
>>18838717
>Using Internet Explorer
>putting drink on your laptop
>pork rinds
200% retard
My sweet tea now. just kidding!!
>>18838717
I want to eat that pussy in the background
>>18838717
>windows
>internet explorer
>>18838744
>>18838717
>Being a Yankee doodle faggot
Southerner Master race reporting in
>>18838797
Fuck off bubba
Halfway done~
>>18838925
Fuck off, OP.
>>18838925
HOLY SHIT HE TURNED THAT CAT INTO A FUCKING HAT!
>>18838965
The cat into hat
>>18838925
Thats not tea its honey
>>18838965
maybe the cat's in a hat
>>18838925
Show me the pork rinds, faggot
>>18838717
Iced tea faggot get with the north slow south
>>18838925
*burps* All done. You guys are the best, thanks!
>>18839081
go back to Reddit faggot
>>18838744
Wtf is an iced tea? That's what faggot yank's drink. Sweet tea in a mason jar master race.
>>18839132
Fuck you half of us call it Iced Tea in Maryland
>>18838717
Take that shit off the laptop this instance..
The condense water is gonna drip all over the thing.
>>18838717
What are you doing here Jordan I thought you used reddit?
Tell chance I said hi
>>18839167
>Maryland
You in the dirty south boy, best watch that purty little mouth. You ever seen Deliverance?
>>18839167
Well I find myself switching between the two
>>18839178
>mfw that pic reminds me that I spend 300$ on a i7 processor only to come home and find my dog choking on it
>>18839294
Is dog kil?
>>18839291
If there is no sugar in it, it's sweet tea. If there is even a lick of sugar in it, it's sweet tea. I've tried the best teas from all over the world, and while Mickey D's is a close second, Chick-Fil-A takes the cake.
>>18839311
>kil not ded
No, but the vet had to break my 300$ dog choker to get it out.
>>18839353
Whoops, no sugar is iced tea. Actually, forget it. It's all sweet tea.
>>18839323
Oh how delightful.
>>18839353
>Best teas from all over the world
>Mc Dolans
>Chick-filly
Yeah if you like soured tea that has been out for hours, sure have at it. The best tea is made at home.
>>18839353
>Processed watery shit
>good
Son, you're not a true Southerner. Go hang your head in shame and cry into the stars and stripes like the faggot you are
>>18839572
This nigga right here.
>>18839132
Southern master race from alabama reporting in
>>18839572
If you dont make your tea yourself you can get the fuck out ma south
>>18839441
Homemade tea is only good if you add a boatload of sugar. Ain't no pansy teaspoon of sugar either. You think your cocaine collection is big? Just look at the sugar I put in my tea. Most of the time I use Splenda though, because my doctor said I had to watch my cholesterol.
>>18839811
>Being a Swedish piece of shit
At least my country isn't overrun with niggers and turks.
>>18838717
>Sweet Tea
Drink of the gods, OP, good choice.
I moved up north, and I can't get it up here. Yankees always respond with "Just drink unsweetened and add sugar" Like its the same thing. I just order Luzianne teat in the mail and make it myself in a glass jug.
>>18839831
>>18839811
I always use plenty of sugar and if i'm feeling frisky i'll add a mint leaf to the brew. Yall wanna talk about some bomb as tea.
>>18839877
Buy the Arizona sweet teas at the gas station. It ain't homemade but it's damn close.
>>18839941
I can never find any good un-lemony Arizona Sweet Tea. It's always that awful sweet tea/lemonade hybrid that makes me want to blow citrusy chunks.
>>18839941
Arizona is the only acceptable mass produced tea.
Everything else is mediocre shit
>>18839875
Yep I'm soooooooo swedish thats why i own one of these. I think your a little geographically confused boy because last time i checked alabama isn't in sweden
>>18840104
>AK
>No timestamp
>Namefag
>Sam the nord
You're doing a terrible job of arguing your point
>>18840017
>>18839997
>>18840104
I feel like I could go out in public with you two.
>>18839889
Mint leaf fuck yeah sounds good
>>18840150
You sound like an ass its a sks and heres your timestamp bitch
>>18840179
10/10 would hang out with
>>18840017
Arizonas green tea with ginsing and honey is pretty good
>>18840267
Even if i'm black?
Plot twist.
>>18840179
I'd hang out with you
>>18840249
Now take a picture of your house deed and credit card information, along with your drivers license, and passport.
>>18839889
What brand tea do you use
>>18840281
Yep
>>18840310
I dont even have a passport
>>18840313
Luzianne brewed extra dark with a good amount of regular ol cane sugar.
>>18840347
Nice, you ever heard of sugar in the raw that shit is awesome you should try substituting 1/5 of your cane sugar with that stuff
>>18840343
That doesn't surprise me.
But you got plenty of ammunition though right.
Priorities.
>>18840281
>knuckle dragger
Well... Maybe...
>>18840409
Over 7400 rounds for this rifle in particular and im picking one of these up in a couple of days
All the name and trip fags in here
I think my autism just broke
>>18840497
Well you better get it fixed then
>>18840497
>One name fag
>One trip fag
well then
>>18838717
>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon."
>>18838717
>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"
>>18838717
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, NIGGER!
Keep the beverages off the fucking computer. Learn to treat your electronics with some fucking respect!
Also:
>windows user
When are they going to fucking learn?
>>18844684
hullo Jim Johnson
>>18844900
>implying I didn't just steal the generic-as-fuck name from the fic that you can see in the very screenshot
Jim Johnson, Celestia's replacement leader for the ponies and cats of Egypt, after Navarone led the revolution
Diaries of a Madman
>>18844684
Go away we only care about sweet tea here not Jordan
>>18844994
>reading a fic on a desktop/laptop
Get a Kindle or an E-reader like the rest of humanity you knuckle-dragger
>>18845077
I tried using my mother's kindle once. That lasted about 10 minutes. No backlight. Horrible screen-refresh-timing.
I like my laptop. It has a backlight. And I just constantly have my finger on the down button, and can scroll continuously while I read. I know it may seem impatient to not want to wait 0.25 - 1.0 seconds for the screen to refresh, but this is 2014...
I don't know... those e-readers just feel.... like old technology. I know they're not.... but they still FEEL like it. I'd rather read like this.
>>18845150
I can't really read at a pc, it has to be on a couch or a bed or in a car.
I like the old techy feel they have, it just feels solid and at least something like holding a book.
That and a laptop will just distract me too much.
Also, saved places in fics.
Updating is a bitch though.
>>18838797
I'm from the north and even I call it sweet tea.
In my experience, iced and sweet tea are very different drinks. With cold being the only large commonality.
>>18843934
Did you just call me a dumbass?
>>18838717
P-pork?
I bet op get's all the lady bitches
>>18840150
Thats an sks if i'm not mistaken.
>>18846308
nigga doesn't /k/
>>18846308
It is, which makes me think he pulled out his daddy's rifle for not correcting the mistake of it being an ak.
>>18844684
>Using a fucking botnet
You're just as bad.
>>18846510
>having worthless opinions
>trying to be condescending
oh wow
>>18846576
>responding to a tripfag
I like to imply things
>>18848290
alot