"Hey Anon! You know how I do free movie night every Saturday at the library...well I was thinking this Saturday it would be fun if we watched a human movie!
Could you pick something out and bring it over? Don't worry about converting it from your world's format to our reel-to-reel projector...that'll happen automatically as you pass through the magic mirror. See ya Saturday!"
>You have looked into Celestia's crystal ball.
>The future is fuzzy, but you know this;
>Whatever movie you pick, all Equestra will become obsessed with.
>Ponies will rave about it.
>No pony will shut up about it.
>It will play non-stop in every theater across Equestria for months...theaters will be sold out.
>Fandoms will spring up that dwarf anything ever seen here on Earth.
>Ponies will cosplay as the characters...not just at conventions but every day.
>Foals will play-act the movie on their playgrounds
>It will change Equestrian society for better or worse.
So what do you pick?
>>18690763
A porno. Not sure which, but definitely a porno.
Equestria Girls.
>>18690796
This is the correct answer.
A Serbian Film
>>18690763
The 1986 Transformers Movie. Partly to see the reaction to Unicron, partly to see the reaction to everything else.
Luna may throw fits when moons are shown getting eaten.
A bleach movie, now all ponies will want swords
>>18690763
>at the Library
What, the one that got blown up?
>>18690874
The Twilight in the OP doesn't have wings.
>>18690763
District 9
The Room. I want to see what would happen
Iron Giant, cause why the fuck not?
>>18690763
I will bring them Tarzan, I love that movie so much.
Did you know that Tarzan is one of the few Disney movies that never got an actual sequel?
Tarzan 2 was a prequel
Come and See
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_see
>>18690763
>pic related
A peta documentary, without hippy commentary
>>18690906
Please bring them one of the dozens of better versions than that Disney POS.
Please don't pollute Equestria with Disney storytelling.
Birdemic
>>18690763
well the last movie I watched was Ocean's Eleven and I still happen to have it from the video rental shack, so I guess that one because it's convenient.
They better not charge me late fees.
![gyo-02[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ufPpZrX.png "gyo-02[1].png")
Gyo because it would be hilarious
>>18690934
They gonna experience some "Shock and Terror" after this.
>>18690930
Okay, "The Lion King", then.
Show the ponies how monarchies are REALLY supposed to work.
Saving Private Ryan
>>18690763
Pulp Motherfucking Fiction
>>18690763
Eraserhead
because life just needs to be that much more confusing and surreal
Either Shrek, or Saw.
The Thing
>>18690763
I can't decide between Starship Troopers, Kingdom of Heaven and LOTR: Fellowship.
>>18690828
:^ )
my nigga
>>18690899
>>18690911
>>18690977
>>18691022
>>18691077
I vote for these movies. For reasons.
>>18690763
Probably this.
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
I'd love to see ponies react to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROMTzJsfOI
Can't go wrong with these guys.Not a movie but should still count.
Titanic
Because why the fuck not?
>>18690763
You're all wrong.
This is the only correct answer.
Toe cutter is displeased with the choices so far.
>>18691149
I'd pick this, if only to make Twilight cringe
>>18690763
The Lord of The Rings
>>18690763
THE ORIGINAL KOREAN OLDBOY
seriously, the guy gets blackout drunk, trapped in a prison for like 15 years with no human interaction, beats up like 30 guys with a hammer, fucks his own daughter and then cuts his own tongue out with scissors.
>>18691200
Fuck, that sounds like an awesome movie...
>>18691220
>no one has said anything about the Star Wars original trilogy yet
>>18691239
>because nobody has seen them
>>18691239
>no one here is an unoriginal shithead
FIFY
forest fucking gump ftw
>>18691257
Fifty fucking people have mentioned LOTR. I beg to differ
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
I want ponies to get in on Monty Python quotes as much as humankind. Plus there may be some pony culture jokes there. Celestia finding God's moaning on his follower's bowing and scraping amusing, earth ponies getting a whole other level to "He hasn't got shit on him" compared to unicorns... Yeah.
Can't go wrong with Monty Python. Or if I do, I fail properly.
>>18691149Are you too good for your home!?
>>18691249
>>18691257
>implying you wouldn't want to see unicorn children re-enacting duels with toy lightsabers and actual telekinesis
Things
>>18691220
>OLDBOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBwvIX7Sao
This is the best piece of film ever.
Period.
>>18690874
too soon
>>18690763
Star Wars, the original one, then build hype teasing that there's a sequel.
Release the empire strikes back when no one expects it or everyone has given up
>>18690899
I think they would have trouble understanding the superman reference
>>18691239
"Wait, if these are episodes 4, 5, and 6, then where's 1, 2, and3?"
>>18690763
>not Top Gun or the original Star Trek movies
2001: A Space Odyssey.
We space race now.
>>18691273
>1 person mentions it
>now 50 people
>>18691293
>i know.
>i have seen that part.
>twice
>>18691273
Can you not count? Only two have said LOTR
>>18691178
>>18691091
![the-shining-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xVeemKm.gif "the-shining-o[1].gif")
What have i done
>>1869128
If you fail you have to say Tis only but a scratch.
You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna see the holy grail
>>18691309
You know, I wonder what would happen were they to be shown in order
>>18691315
>>18691319
>what is hyperbole
Blues Brothers.
>>18691309
We don't talk about that
Birth of a Nation
>>18691324
>what have i done
gods work anon
I would bring a double feature schindler's list and judgment at Nuremberg
>>18691290
This.
Also on a serious note it'd be logical to show them a very popular, successful film to represent everything humanity watches for entertainment
I'm trying to think what would have the best effect on society as a whole, rather than result in the cutest cosplay or whatever.
It's difficult, because most of the big deal films deal with human problems, not pony problems.
>>18691282
Alright, fuck Happy Gilmore. I'm changing my vote to this.
>Ponies questioning the process by which their rulers are chosen, then taking up anarcho-syndicalism
>Bedevere's troll logic
>Black Knight determinatorism
yes.
>>18691317
I'm watching the remake of that fight scene. It's just so awful. There's no tension in the scene, because the fucking gaffer thinks its cool to add cartoonishly hilarious screams whenever someone falls over, and Josh Brolin is the stereotypical Mary Sue action hero who can do no wrong. There's no emotion in any of the fights, just bland uninspired bullshit. And to top it all off, some guy just runs up behind him, stabs him and runs away? Seriously?
>>18691361
Spirit?
Last Unicorn?
What's a reaction folder? Does it have something to do with nuclear power?
>>18691370
No, like... my first instinct was maybe Fight Club, but that's all about human problems that ponies don't really have. Abject materialism and the sidelining of masculinity in modern culture isn't a pony problem. What problem does pony society have that a human film could help fight?
>>18691366
>>18691149
THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH!
>>18690763
Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGfCTA_6wA
>>18691396
>incest
>oldboy
>alreadytakencareof.png
get with it slowpoke
>>18691369
>>18691293
>>18691235
>>18691200
>>18690763
The Grifter
>>18691431
You sick bastard. And without even a trigger warning. You must want to reduce Equestria to gibbering lunacy. Good job, Tirek.
Monster cock 5
>>18691415
Can't Oldboy be the definitive answer to this thread?
>>18691465
Backdoor Teen Mom
>>18691477
My Little Porny: Fucking is magic
>>18690763
Brazil, simply because I could never get tired of it.
>mfw no one has said Watchmen
>>18690763
Frozen.
Fillies and colts singing Let It Go all day erry day.
>>18691484
Backdoor Sluts 9
>>18691521
Marley & Me
Jarhead
Tupperware twilight loves Jarhead, right next to Hot Fuzz
>>18691521
Good Will Humping.
>>18691501
muh nigga
although my movie would probably wind up being WarGames or Hackers
now excuse me, I have to keep writefaging
>>18691512
>We don't hear that shit everyday
>Not a better Disney movie
>>18690763
With U.S. soundtrack
>>18691521
>backdoor sluts 9
thats not a real movie. pic related
>>18690763
Trumph of the will
>>18690763
Lets give Questria' some freedoms.
>>18691022
I change my vote to this
>>18691521
>>18691541
It's the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown
>>18691594
FUCKING CARLOS
Clearly there is only one answer
>>18691589
>Having to choose between Team America and Oldboy
>>18691613what do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?...my ass. HAHAHAHAHA-ENOUGH!
>>18691613
Might fall short if ponies don't have martial art movies already. A lot of the comedy is based on accepted tropes.
The only film worthy of being shown in Equestria
>>18691631
i feels you brooldboy wins
>>18690763
The End of Evangelion
>>18690763
Now everypony wants to chop off his right hoof to get a cool chainsaw prothesis.
Are y'all niggers trying?
>>18691821
>#rekt
>>18690763
Either Godzilla or Pacific Rim. Honestly probably Pacific Rim so I don't need to explain the context of Nuclear Weapons to the ponies.
>>18691851
There's a nuke in Pacific Rim. And Gypsy Danger is a nuclear-powered Jaeger.
>>18691851
Wouldn't want them to get too smart
American History X
>>18691879
>>18691880
True, but the original 1954 Gojira is like the ultimate Anti-Nuclear weapon movie. You miss so much of the meaning of the flick if you don't know about the bombing of Japan and the Castle Bravo tests.
Though I suppose the question may come up even watching Pacific Rim, but Gojira would raise the question even harder.
>>18691305
This
>>18692010
True enough, Godzilla is nuke-tastic. But Pacific Rim still assumes you know about nuclear energy.
I guess you could just say its a super bomb and a kind of magic.
>>18691305
But do you release episodes 1-3?
Planet of the apes
Duh
>>18692042
As far as the ponies know there is no 1-3, and that's the way it should stay.
Spaceballs
>>18692029
I can say that we made nuclear reactors and the movie created bombs using the same principle.
>>18692117
Spaceballs isn't funny if you haven't seen SW
>>18692097
Agreed. Humanity alone must bear the shameful burden of Episodes 1-3.
>>18692144
>nuclear reactors
>bombs
>same principle
What
Ironman 1. Then slowly release the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Think of it. All the bits: toys, movies, tie-ins, pony spin-offs. And all the horse pussy that comes along with being famous...
>>18692184
No no, it's pretty clever. This way it just seems like bad sci-fi and not a legitimate weapon in Humanity's arsenal.
>>18692184
Anon, they're both nuclear so obviously they're the same thing. You know, like how bull sharks and bull snakes are similar.
Jurassic Park
>>18692265
this
Das motherfuckin Boot
Are short movies (If this even counts as one, it's about the length of one TV episode) allowed? Mine would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-wAzlqzXH0 solely because I want to see Ghost Recon operator Equestria
Wizard of Oz.
you can't go wrong
>>18692265
Mothafucking this
>>18690959
>not inserting Carlos
FTFY
Saving Private Ryan; fuck yea
>Fillys screaming "HAck the planet!"
I can live with this.
>pic related
>>18690763
Rubber.
>>18693125
"Pool on the roof must have a leak."
>>18690943
Holy shit, they made that into a movie?
>>18693193
You just made my day for knowing this movie, Anon.
bum
