>"There's too many autists on /mlp/, we need to evacuate the perimeter before the cancer spreads quickly. There's a bag of dildos loaded with explosive semen & acid semen they have 100% evacuation ammo Ratio that can cuminate over the force of a thousand suns. They're at the "Faggots room" get em and get out of the perimeter right away before you'll become an autist and the autism cancer with spread!"
>>25606315
>Pt.1
Ah shit, son, here we go...
>>25606315
it seems the autists have already infiltrated high command... Op has been infected. all is lost before it even began
>Anon runs to get out of the perimeter while a bunch of smelly farts made him smell gay and ass. The cancer was too strong and the building can collapse like poop using his anon ass ability his asshole launched so far up the perimeters ass he killed so many autists with his rocket fart and screaming whale sounds. "OOOOOOOWAAAAAA"
>the sounds were so horrible even a squirrel couldn't find his nuts he farted so loud the perimeter covered in farts and cancer as he made his escape he flyed to the sky running out of gas as poop starts to rain from the sky
>he fell and landed on poop. His ass covered in poop with memes on it. He was naked and put on his pants. He found the elements of harmony "I found them" "Those are chaos emeralds" "I found the elements of melody"
>anon plays his piano and gone. He found OP, OP was the biggest faggot of all time and he farted. His threads is superior god tier cancer and anon farted on him.
>the journey begins as anon in equestria means horsefucker "Welcome to canterlock" said autocorrect "we means are best friends :))))" "fuck you and die" said /v/ "Barneyfags BTFO"
>anon is on ponyvile with Sloppy Seconds & indigo "BANNED" the server said "No guests allowed unless ask by friend SL not for ERP" said SS
>anon saw a hot pony fucked it he fucked so hard his penis broke and hot pony gives him a band aid to ease his pain "the hell did you right this story with up your ass?" Said narrator
what am I reading?
>>25606808
>Being this stupid..
>anon goes with equestria and his long dick longs it. The force of him being handsome made everyone feel like awesome and scarce "I ate pie today somebody die and
>"s4s go fuck youreself" Anon left and ate a pear the pear was a uterus and it hurts like it's a pear
>anon found a hot mare and they both met in a nightclub partying with rave music anon then went to the private building alone with the pony hooker and they both fucked. "Aww yeah" "Mmm you like that heh heh *licks lips* faster faster faster FASTER FASTER no SLOWER STOP NO THERE YOU're hurting me
Whoa stop reading! I think read enough to know where this is going!
i came
what is going on
