612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is still storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
After the little disagreement culminating in the Elements of Harmony syncing to new ponies, Celestia and Luna are now probably as close as one might expect two sisters sharing ruling duties over a nation to be. Upon Luna's return there may have been some heightened degree of catching up in private, but publicly it seems Celestia gave her time and space to ease back into life. Even now they're not entirely of one mind or anything, but they do seem to enjoy a more regular sibling familiarity. Maybe they plan more occasions where the two of them can work in tandem - or not work, as the case may be.
>>27860775
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>daapi
>>27866629
>>27866625
Why is being a filly so happy?
>>27866648
Ponies are not for sad.
Flutter Brutter is such a fucking shit episode
How are they even going to make a Daring Do convention?
It's no like Harry Potter which at least had all the staff around the movies... this is literally a singe pony writing all the stories.
>>27866648
Shes happy that her disguise is still working. None of the ponies have asked why she hasnt aged.
>>27866669
It's probably carried entirely by the fandom around it.
>>27866687
>>27866687
Can you even have a convention-worthy fan-content driven fandom without internet or even phones?
Nyx says it's not fair for you to be alone.
>>27866700
Dash would totally try to get free entry and claim that she is working on the books because she knows the author.
>>27866721
That's the entire point of a convention, not just meme spouting
>>27866721
They have a Star Swirl fandom and he is pretty fucking dead.
>>27866729
>That's the entire point of a convention
Maybe in the days or yore but this isn't going to be that kind of Star Trek convention, my friend.
>>27866665
it wasnt all bad
>>27866732
That's not a fandom.
If an air show happens in town and people come see it, it doesn't make them into members of some ridiculous aviation fandom.
Starswirl is simply a historical figure that has fairs kind of like Shakespear.
Show off some memorabilia, maybe come in dressed up like a faggot but there are still no shakespearites.
>Something is rotten in... whatever the name of this village is.
>>27866665
>starting a thread with bad opinions
that's a no no anon
>>27866778
>If an air show happens in town and people come see it, it doesn't make them into members of some ridiculous aviation fandom.
Yes it does.
>>27866781
why do the ponies awoo?
>ponies
>>27866814I hope the satyr thing is temporary.
Trixie
>>27866820
What
>>27866821
being hugged
>>27866820
Yes... it is. Do you even go to the thread?
>>27866830
>going outside MLPG
>>27866820
Of course not, it's eternal satyrs from now on. Celestia will be full on anthro. Anon turns into a centaur. Maud grows a horsecock. Second one.
>>27866820
Pencils already said it is only temporary and only because she didn't get it straight from the tap.
>>27866852
>and only because she didn't get it straight from the tap.
You people and your perverted magical realms.
>>27866833
>abloo bloo bloo get this piss out of my piss
WHY YA'LL AIN'T STEAMIN!?
>>27866866
But its scary out there Anon.
>>27866879
Sometimes I wonder if the manchildren are here or in muh piss, but then I realize they're on both sides.
>>27866904
Honestly I'm justhorsingaround. Didn't think I'd make someone upset.It happens a lot with me.
>>27866866
>>27866904
I think you need to calm down dude
>going outside unironically
This is literally the last good place for horsing around.
>>27866912
I was just throwing that out, no point in getting upset over shitposts.
>>27866954
*dudes
how about a dip?
>>27866979
yes
>>27866984
pone is regretting this decision
>>27866984
stupid sexy fluttershy
>>27867001
Fluttershy is not stupid
>>27867001
>stupid fluttershy
ftfy
>>27867001
>>27866979
it really is
>>27866979
>good
>>27867072
Is Fluttershy stupid
>>27867093
Stupid and ugly
>>27867093
incredibly stupid
>>27867093
Yes
>>27867093
Extremely
>>27867040
i like the bow
>>27867093
shes shy
>>27867093
living shit of the world
>>27867108
And sometimes angry
>>27867106
How about a scrunchie?
>>27867119
hnngg
What if the benefit of being a satyr?
Why would they want anon's cum for that?
>>27867178
Fillies are meant to be filled.
be careful fillies
>Ctrl+f waifu
>0 results
Post waifus
>documentary about an apple factory in china
>suicide nets covering the whole area, in place to stop over-worked and stressed employees leaping to their deaths.
>paid 1.50 $/hour
>10 hours of wiping screens and shaving aluminum foil each day, standing the whole time
>some do 24 hour shifts
Fuck you, pony is buying a fucking fairphone.
>>27867190
What if that butt
Was on your face
>>27867245
>>27867246
>china
lmao
Will you fags stop turning my mom into a dragon and telling her 'it's time'.
>>27867245
Look, but don't touch
>>27867248
I would die happy
>>27867250
>you cast wall of stone
>>27867246
Realistically speaking, all of your electronics were made like this.
>>27867245
>>27867245
i love art with tasteful nudity in it
unf
>>27867235
>Innocent filly just want to be a pokemon master
>Get violently booped by stallions and zebras
Equestria isn't a beautiful place after all.
>>27867246
is the doc online anywhere
>>27867274
what the fuck is violent booping
>>27867274
Fillies also use that app to attract other ponies and hug them without they consent.
fillies can be evils too
>>27867283
Come here and find out
>>27867245
The best part of having a filly is______
>>27867246
Foxconn, right? We had some lectures about sustainability and the social responsibility etc., Apple is a really good example of running asian sweatshops but building a self-sustainable HQ running on green energy so it's ok :)
Not like there's really much of a way out, without the exploitation we'd be fucked, but as long as it's far away we don't have to care
>>27867272
Everyone does, anon.
>>27867295
belly
>>27867295
having a filly
>>27867295
The filly
>>27867302
my joke was ruined, i meant to link to this
>>27867254
>>27867283
>>27867246
Or get someone in office who will bring manufacturing back into the country and set a high standard for the world to follow again.
>>27867336
Electronics have no incentive to move out of china. Other industries can and do.
>>27867336
Well, we don't have anyone in the running that will do it
>>27867336
But then those filthy workers would expect a modest wage, they might even unionize
Can't have that
>>27867354
What would you give if it meant having a pony hug you like this?
Why dose MLP has so many plot shots, who are they trying to pander too.
>>27866665
It was da shit
>>27867360
A Klondike bar
>>27867365
i still dont get the owl and bungie cord meme from early mlpg
what did that have to do with fluttershys ass
>>27867365
that fluttershy butt shot was really unique
>>27867360
the dick
>>27867276
Sure.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092277/Apple-Poor-working-conditions-inside-Chinese-factories-making-iPads.html
you can read this and then download it
>>27867406
hey that aint apples
time to clear out the pony suicide nets again, they are starting to fill up
>>27867336
Too bad you fucks kicked off Bernie before he could even stand up.
>>27867418
Terribly sorry. Here, this should be enough.
beb
>>27867511
why lib
>>27867511
Apples fucking killed the thread
>tfw no megabusty hyperfuta dork to snuggle and grope andkiss
>>27867511
Don't you die on me!
Will the Daring DO COn happen in Canterlot or the new "main city" of the show, Manehatten?
>>27867524
>that Flitter
>>27867521
but anon you gotta make more iphones for western people so they can burn it in lava for mad ad revenue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-59dxplXo
>>27867537
I'm not chinese.
>>27867526
hey I'm the one who usually says that
>>27867552
i was just watching a fart fetish video where a girl farts a lot in a library with people around.
i was getting a strong moondancer vibe from it
>>27867553
Are you also the one who wants her tobring you to gastric climax?
>>27867559
What the fuck?
>>27867573
Indeed I am.
>>27867578
why are you responding
>>27867531
PHILLYDELPHIA
>>27867571
gib vid
>>27867591
Dropping to such a highly anticipated location in an episode that will absolutely have no way of showing it off without compromising the main story line?
Yeah, no. You'll have to wait longer for that.
she got it for you
>>27867617
I don't give a shit, horse
>>27867646
Filly's been really trying, baby
Trying to hold back these feelings, for so long
>>27867617
When I talked about piercing I didn't mean your tounge
Filly got sentenced to cock vore via Luna after it was found she was a serial cock vorer of colts.
>>27867655
that's it's I'm taking away all of filly's Marvin Gaye albums
>>27867617
I am disappointed in pony.
I want her to remove it.
Is it time for anime ponies?
>>27867730
i want to put a baby in that fluttershy
>>27867737
Who wouldn't
>>27867737
It'd suffocate.
>>27867757
People with taste
>>27867761
I strongly agree with this person.
>>27867673
Ask to share half of her sentence. Get a ball each.
>>27867737
>>27867757
>>27867761
>>27867782
If that's what you want...
>>27867761
>>27867782
have a (you)
>>27867786
but anon, you can't split a death penalty.
>>27867796
Have a shit pony
>>27867795
>anthro
what did artist mean by this?
>>27867804
Jesus christ son
>>27867804
try harder next time
>>27867654
DID HE FUCK THE HORSE
>>27867807
He obviously had no idea the biped tag exists.
>>27867795
where is she going to go dressed like that?
>>27867846
hell
>>27867246
>standing the whole time
Seriously? They don't even want to provide them with chairs?
>>27867840
No, he used the right one. That fluttershy has a human neck and shoulders, and the leg proportions are completely off, she wouldn't be able to stand on all fours let alone walk
>>27867835
he totally did
>>27867846
To Gaea, of course. B-baka.
Did you remember toget a job?
>>27867856
I read that as "they don't even want to provide them with chains" and I thought it was ironic
but no anon
factory work is done standing, not sitting. The conveyor belt is usually higher up than a man sitting.
also sitting would reduce productivity. I mean, shit they might fall asleep or something!
>>27867878
I'm literally on my job right now.
>>27867879
I've done factory work as summer job and we were provided with chairs.
>>27867878
I'll get a job when I graduate.
>>27867883
Are you working with the FBI?
>>27867884
>I've done factory work as summer job and we were provided with chairs.
This is China, anon.
My father did factory work when he was young and he could never sit except when he went on a break every x hours.
Things in china are the same as they were at ford's times, just slightly modified.
>>27867878
I'm full time eployed for 2 years now.
>>27867871
>No, he used the right one. That fluttershy has a human neck and shoulders, and the leg proportions are completely off, she wouldn't be able to stand on all fours let alone walk
Here's a pony to distract you, FlyingSaucer, buddy.
Here, have this pony and you've seen nothing.
>>27867893
I know.
I just think it's stupid. Maybe without a chair I will be more productive for the first two hours, but after that having a chair would definitely be better.
And it's not like they cost much or need to be constantly replaced.
>>27867878
I keep getting rejected from the places I've applied to.
>>27867911
That is a very pretty pony
>>27867912
>I know.
>I just think it's stupid.
Economy right now is stupid. Like self-destructively stupid.
EU will probably collapse in 2025 unless DiEM25 goes through.
>>27867911
you may silence saucer but I'll report that as anthro unless you post my waifu
What are you favorite "youtubers" that post pony content? I don't know any good ones
>>27867939
Why would I?
It's obviously not anthro and you've got no case against me.
>>27867912
and don't you use stools anyways when you don't want your workers to relax?
>>27867958
enjoy your ban
>>27867954
The guy that does the recaps here
DawnSomewhere
Everyone else is dead
>>27867803
Attempt to assault a princess.
Punishment on the spot.
I think I've drank too much mountain dew
I finished a case, opened another, and when I got ready to drink a new can I started to feel really sick so i poured it
Been drinking water since and I've only had one can today
>>27867978
Pretty much this, and that agrol guy
>>27867998
oh my god
I always knew pinkie was real
>>27867998
>regularly drinking soda of any kind
I will not subscribe to that blog.
>>27867998
drunk*
>>27867998
When I was 13 I drank 6 cans of coke and ate a big bag of doritos in one afternoon and then I was sick for the rest of the day.
>>27867954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT2E5_UTAys
>>27867927
Equestria truly is blessed with pretty and benevolent leaders
>>27868037
I'll never get tired of watching that
>>27868025
>insist that I want to eat a whole cake
>my mom thinks it will teach me a lesson if I do so she says alright
>it did teach me a lesson
>>27867998
>tfw quit soda addiction
>>27868037
>That desaturated look.
I mean, it's nice for nostalgia but I still find people who watch the show in such drab colors even nowadays...
Why? The colors make it all that more enjoyable and it's not like it's going to hurt you to see them with proper shades.
What's with all the beam spam when animating fights with unicorns?
Do they all get a magic missile of their own akin to how they all use levitation?
You wouldn't elect a pony.
>>27868161
Fuck you I would
>>27868098
What? Are you one of those tasteless pieces of shit who watch those disgusting color "corrected" episodes?
>>27868025
For a while, I had pepsi and a muffin for breakfast, and a halfbag of doritos for lunch everyday
>>27868176
No, I'm talking about people who don't use Aussie versions of S1 and still rewatch/post pics from the original desaturated releases.
>>27868161
Bitch I might
>>27868194
Oh, good then. I just wish they didn't have that annoying Madman logo at the beginning.
US BluRay release when?
Filly screams "STOP RESISTING" while trying to hug you.
>>27868221
I AM THE LAW
>>27868203
what's wrong sweetie
do you want cummies
>>27868254
Filly is the law.
>>27868161
WHATTYA MEAN I COULDN'T BE THE PRINCESS OF THE UNITED STATES OF EQUESTRIA
TELL ME SOMETHING, IT'S STILL 'WE, THE PONIES', RIGHT?
Nyx is tired of trying to make you like her.
You walk into filly listening to R.E.M.
Do you call filly a pleb?
>y/n
>>27868221
[Resist arrest]
>>27868294
I take off filly's headphones and make lip smacking noises in her ear.
>>27868294
No filly of mone is going to listen to REM instead of field recordings of pegasi
>>27868276
but i already like her
>>27868294
tell filly to stop calling me a leper
>>27868323
Now you've made her emotionally confused. She's crying and hitting you while shouting how much she loves you
>>27868294
I've never even heard of that shit.
Remember this fag?
>>27868346
no because I don't read fanfiction
>>27868336
>he's never heard REM
>>27868346
Yes.
I'm glad everyone else forgot about him though
>>27868346
Not really I never read those
>>27868346
I still want to fuck him
>>27868329
>implying anyone hates fillies on the filly general
>>27868315
i want to hear the birds sing
>>27868357
>FUCKING
but that's not Germany
>>27868357
>>27868372
are you going to post this every thread?
>>27868378
I don't get it
>>27868346
Thats a very mad elf.
>>27868357
This pic always makes me smile.
They look so happy.
>>27868388
That's a deer my dear
>>27868375
Are you sure?
>>27868424
Deer are inherently elves, anon.
>>27868387
There's a place in Germany called fucking.
Might've been fuck.
Can't remember, may have been Austria instead.
>>27868444
>>27868446
It's Austria
>>27868374
Let Nyx know it. Fillies have short memory and think they're being neglected easily.
>>27868357
klondike looks like a fucking poet or jazz musician or some shit
Filly learned austrailian
>>27868457
>Fucking
>Please- not so fast!
>>27868465
He looks like a man who lost everything he ever cared about.
>>27868438
DONT EVER POST THAT FACE AGAIN!
>>27868457
>Fucking
>please, not so fast!
hahaha oh god
>>27868453
unf ponut
>>27868457
"Bitte – nicht so schnell!" ("Please – not so fast!")
Oh no. The Germans have arrived.
>>27868453
>celestia's clit winking against your cheek
>feels like hot wet kisses
>>27868457
Etymology
It is believed that the settlement was founded in the 6th century by Focko, a Bavarian nobleman. The existence of the village was documented for the first time in 1070, and historical records show that some twenty years later, the lord was Adalpertus de Fucingin. The spelling of the name has evolved over the years; it is first recorded in historical sources with the spelling as Vucchingen in 1070, Fukching in 1303,[7] Fugkhing in 1532, and in the modern spelling Fucking in the 18th century,[8] which is pronounced with the vowel oo as in book.[2] The ending -ing is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people belonging to the root word to which it is attached, thus Fucking means "(place of) Focko's people."
Name
Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them, beside which tourists stop to have their photograph taken, owing to the identical spelling to the present participle and gerund of the English-language profanity fuck. One version of the sign features the village name with an additional sign beneath it, with the words "Bitte – nicht so schnell!" ("Please – not so fast!"). The lower sign—which features an illustration of two children—is meant to advise drivers to slow down, but tourists interpret it, in conjunction with the "Fucking" sign, as a double entendre.[11]
British and American soldiers based in nearby Salzburg noticed the name after World War II, and began to travel to the village to have their photos taken beside the signs while striking various poses. The local residents, the Fuckingers, were considerably bemused as they had not previously been aware of the meaning of their village's name when read as English.[8] Since then, the number of visitors to Fucking has increased, with the occasional visit by a tour bus.
The Wiki is fucking gold.
>>27868453
Mom, please, I'm fighting Missingno for my 100 rare candies.
>>27868500
>clit
>winking
Anon
There's something you should know
>>27868500
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS BONER
