>A man with a green face falls from the ground.
>He looks to see a purple pony.
>"Greetings! My name is Twilight, and I--"
"AAAAAAAA!"
>Another one bites the dust.
>"...Well, er, hello to you t--"
"MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!"
>A third and a forth fall from the same area the others came from.
>In a few minutes, there were around 80 of them and growing.
>"Dear Celestia."
TL;DR
A shitload of Anons instead of just one enter Equestria. Discuss, draw, or write their misadventures.
/rape
>>25556677
>Falls from the ground.
>Falls
>From the ground.
The fuck?
>>25556677
That get tho
Here's another story.
>"Okay, let's take attendance."
>Murmurs echo through the now giant crowd of at least 300 of them.
>The production is slowing down.
>"First one; Anon?"
>The entire gathering shouts, breaking all the windows in Canterlot.
>Double checking the sheet, Twilight finds all the names are Anon.
>And that everyone looks the exact fucking same.
>"...You."
>She points to one Anon in the front.
>"Who was here when you were here, and many of you were here when you were here?"
>Anon thinks.
"Well, there were about 30, and I remember that guy was here."
>He points to another Anon, who's waving Twilight down.
>This might take a while.
"I was the only one here when I landed."
>YEEEES
>Twilight found patient zero of the Anonpocolapse.
>Taking a marker, she writes a simple question mark on his face.
>"Who was second?"
>Anon #1 points to the newly named Anon #2, which Twilight marked as such.
>Finally, after a shitload of time, all the Anons were marked.
"Wait...hey Twilight?"
>"Yes, Anon #237?"
"I think I got the next guy mixed up. I'm pretty sure it was 98 or 122."
>Complaints begin to roll like a crashing ocean into the princess' ears.
>Fuck.
>Anon #300 has to deal with the fact that every other Anon that has arrived so far has already settled down with their waifu or are presently caught in a love triangle with another Anon
>Has to settle for literally nobody's favourite pone to find love
>>25556677
>555
>66
>77
IT'S A FULL HOUSE
>>25556677
>Be Candy jewel
>Enjoying a lovely day and nice weather as per usual whilst watching your niece play with her friends
>Suddenly you see a fat minotaur looking like creature emerge from the forest
>The fresh smell of flowers was suddenly replaced by overpowering stench of Cheese and sweat
>You feel your breakfast crawling up your throat as it moved closer and closer
>You quickly run over to your niece and grabbed her running far from whatever it is that just came out of the forests
>You turn to see not one nor two but ten of thos abominations following behind the fat one witch seems to be running straight at you
>"OH GOD RUN!! RUN OR HE'LL CRUSH YOU WITH HIS GREASY SAUSAGE FINGERS"
>you hear someone scream from behind you as the Fat Creature drew closer
>You Begin galloping as something resembling a fedora fell of the creature running after you
>You galloped away as fast as you could with your niece
>you turn back to see one of those creatures
>A taller and scrawnier one than the one running at you hold him back
>the scrawny Creature turned his face towards you
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUN"
>you jump a little then ran
>Ran as fast you could to ponyville
>Before realising that your niece was no longer with you
>You are an Anon
>You don't know how and you don't know why but you are innawoods with a bunch of anons with /mlp/ Scarves or merch
>Most of them weren'
>Most...
>To your far left next to the Eastern european looking guy was the very definition of a dirty neckbeard
>His face was full covered with achne, His fingers looked like sausages, The stench of doritos And sweat, A shit ton of Mlp Pins most of them being fluttershy, The fedora and The unkept beard upon his two chin
>worst of all was the wheezing
>"Where the hell are we"
>you hear someone from behind ask
"I don't know"
>You looked around and see bright pastel ponies running about in the hill infront of you
>Unfortunately so does the neck beard
>>25558053
>Most of them weren't neckbeard or didn't look autistic at all *
Sorry I'm using my phone right now
>>25558053
Consider my interest piqued.
>>25558053
>You are Ivanov
>You are currently helping scrawny anon hold back smelly Neckbeard
>Neckbeard was greasier than mcdonalds Bigmac and he slips out of grasp
>Scrawny anon is pushed to the ground by large Autist and then is of running to pony
>"Oh god we have to stop him"
>Scrawny anon runs after Neckbeard to stop spaghetti from being spilled on equestrian soil
>you and rest of anons follow him to save ponies from greasy clutches of neckbeard
>"OH GOD RUN!!! RUN OR HE'LL CRUSH YOU WITH HIS GREASY SAUSAGE FINGERS"
>scrawny anon Screams to the ponies to warn them of Neckbeard Man
>Thankfully neckbeard man can't run fast or far so Scrawny anon was able to catch up and hold him back so that Pony Mother can Run with little filly
>You run to Scrawny anon's side and Kick neckbeard down to the ground
>You and the rest of the anon Hold Neckbeard down until he tires himself out
>"NO NO MY WAIFU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>The neckbeard screamed as he struggles to get up but only getting his one fatty arm free
>He then proceeds to push you off but other anons arrive to help you hold him down
>You are Underaged Anon
>Holy Shit you cannot believe people this ugly and autistic existed
>You grunted as you and the Slavic dude, Scrawny looking Guy, and John the only African American out of all us and probably the only one with a job
>"I people this disgusting in greentext also are you guys going to help us or not"
>The Scrawny one called out as the four of you dragged the neckbeard off to the side of the path
>"No he smells Rancid, Besides I don't want to get grease or sweat on my hands"
>The one Anon wearing a rainbow dash Shirt
>The fit guy behind him nodded
>"Get your hands off of me you nigger!!!"
>John just sighs as the neckbeard continued to insult you, Slav Anon, John, and Scrawny guy
>Which wasn't that bad since he was basically calling us nigger, normies, casual and Autist
>SlavicAnon however thought otherwise and punched the neckbeard in his blubbery face.
feedback welcomed by the way because I have never written green before
>>25556715
is it like having a friday?
>>25556677
>>25556715
>while other anons are of falling from cloud ivanon is of the fallings from ground.
>is much faster to get place
>ivanon starts his standings and is of seeing more anons.
>and purple horse with rod out of head.
hello purple horse! do you havings the vodka?
of shit, i posting the early. i finish now.
>>25558704
>"vodka? is.. is that like a food or something?"
you are not of possessings of vodka in horse land?
>"uhm no?"
>ivanon is of standing and lookings to other anons then to purple horse.
i come back later.
>ivanon then falls back from ground to be of returnings to vodka
>>25558745
Ivanon must show ponies the glory of Vodka!!!
>>25556990
Anon #300 is dressed as a spartan warrior
Leather underwear, helmet, spear, and shield
>>25558995
on his bronze shield the name of his waifu is crudely etched into it
>>25556677
>>25558613
>John the only African American out of all of us and probably the only one with a job
Kek.My name's not John though.
