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Why would a pumpkin be afraid of itself?
>>25488814
You head over to the supplies.
A pumpkin is standing around checking on the various boxes and objects.
"Hi-"
She jumps and turns to you, screaming.
>"AAAAAUGH! AAAO-oh.... s-sorry. Pumpkins are just so scary... I-Is there something you need?"
>>25488820
"Wait, you're scared of Pumpkins?"
>"Well, yeah! Pumpkins are so scary! Don't you think so?"
"Aren't... aren't you a pumpkin?"
>"SHHHHHHH! Don't say that! It's so creepy to think about."
She shudders.
"Well, what's so scary about pumpkins?"
>"euuuugh, their leafy bits are so weird, and their faces are so strange and terrifying, and their weird roots"
She shivers again.
>"Scary."
"Well, you wanna be pumpkin pals?"
>"SHHHHHHHHH! Why would you ask that?"
"Sorry. Wanna be pals?"
>"I-I dunno. You look really creepy."
"Don't worry. We're not pumpkins. We're actually ponies and a mini whiskered pony."
>"R-really? You're not just joking, are you?"
"Nope."
>"Well... alright."
"You want a hug?"
You extend your hooves with the leaves on them. She reels back.
>"Please no."
You walk forward to give her a hug anyways and she jumps onto a nearby box.
>"N-no."
>>25488834
"Relax, these are hooves, not leaves. Their main purpose is hugging."
>"S-still no."
You walk forward more, backing her against a box. You go in for the hug.
She tenses up.
>"H-hhaaha f-funnn y-you got your hug n-now please let go"
"So, what do you think about ponies?"
>"They're f-fine. I d-don't even want to t-take over the t-town. T-too much work."
"Then why help the other pump-"
>"SHHHHH!"
"Sorry. Why help the others?"
>"Th-they made me. I-I also have n-nothing else t-to do. Please let go now"
Do you let up on the hug?
>>25488849
Initiate Struggle huggle.
>>25488849
Never ever
>>25488849
Why not come with us!
You would be quite helpful
>>25488849
Nestle your face into her chest and tell her that she's soft. No matter how true that may be.
>>25488849
Let her feel the warmth of warm mammalian hoofsies so she can be assured we are truly not pumpkins.
>>25488849
>>25488920
>>25488983
>>25489027
>>25489030
You strengthen your grip.
"Never ever. You need to feel the warmth of my mammalian hoofsies so you can be sure of my non-pumkiness."
>"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-hic"
She hiccups. Can pumpkins hiccup?
>"Hic. Hic. Hic"
Apparently so.
The pumpkin girl whines.
>"Oh-hic-No. Pl-please let-hic-me go please hic"
Summer scratches her gourd.
>"Are you okay?"
She vigourously shakes her head and wriggles in your grip.
>"N-hic-O. Pumpking Hiccup wh-hic-en they have to do something they-hic-don't like."
She's trying (and failing) to push you away.
Porridge jumps onto her head.
>"So it's like an allergy?"
>"YES HIC NOW PLEASE LET ME GO HIC"
Do you let go?
>>25489106
yes.
Spin your pumpkin around and draw a sad face on the other side.
>>25489106
Our pumpkin head pops off while we keep hugging her.
>>25489147
>>25489169
Just as you're about to let go, your pumpkin head pops off.
She stops wriggling and stares at you.
>"I don't know what's c-creepier. Your mask, or your smile."
You let go of her. She lets out a sigh of much needed relief.
"At least you're not hiccuping anymore."
>"Y-yeah. Now, what did you want?"
>>25489338Christ, what were we doing here?
>>25489369We wanted to check out the supplies. but you can do whatever you want
>>25489411WELL I'M GOING TO DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO NOT BECAUSE YOU SAID ANYTHINGthanks
"What kind of supplies have the pum- uh, orange-heads gathered?"
>>25489338
BURN ALL OF İT WİTH FİRE!
Cant have them with all that supplies
Not on my watch
>>25489573
>>25489338
>>25489481
>>25489481
"Um. We're not sure really. What kinda supplies have the pum-"
>"SHHHHHHH!"
"Oh, right. Sorry. What kind of supplies have the uh, orange-heads gathered?"
>"Uh, well, we have a lot of these things. I-I don't know how to use them though. I think they're just c-clubs? They look awful. The boxes have seeds in them. I-I think. They didn't tell me much."
"Is there anything else?"
>"Well, there was that stick thing that the tall guy is using, but th-there was only one. I think it's some kind of magic staff. I-I didn't really want to talk to him."
Porridge is sniffing the containers.
>"She's right. Just a bunch of pumpkin seeds."
The pumpkin girl shivers.
>"So, what should we do with all of this? A bunch of pumpkin seeds and some clubs. Seems a bit usele-"
"Let's burn it."
>"What?"
"Well we can't let them have all of these supplies."
>"Bu-"
"Not on my watch."
Summer thinks for a bit.
>"Well, setting the pumpkin patch on fire could be something we'd have to do. But what about the adults? We still don't know where they are?"
"Hmmmm..."
She brings up a good point.
What do you do now?
>>25489610
Does she know anything about where the adults are kept?
Ask her what they wanted her to do, maybe there's a clue.
>>25489610
Do we know her name? If not, ask her name.
>>25489610
>>25489663
>>25489674
"Do you know anything about where the adults are kept?"
>"N-no. They didn't tell me anything."
"Well what did they want you to do here?"
>"T-to watch over the supplies."
"Hmmmm. A predicament. Oh, I don't think we got your name earlier. Your name is...?"
>"J-jackie."
"Hah. I get it."
You wink at her.
>"Uhm... what?"
"You know... JACK-ie?"
She looks at you confused.
"Never mind."
You realize telling her that her name is a pun of a hollowed out pumpkin with a face carved into it is probably not a good idea.
Porridge jumps onto your back.
>"If I may give a suggestion. Why not go look for the adults ourselves? We're obviously not going to get any information from these pumpkins."
"Maybe. I'm still for the fire idea though."
>"Selena, we can't-"
"Yeah yeah I know."
So, what's your next move?
>>25489736
>an hour without any replies
Ask her about the patch. What areas does she know of? Are there any places she hasn't been or isn't allowed to go?
>>25490142
nobody knows what to do or remembers what was happening.
and the people who do remember still don't know what to do because there hasnt been a solid clue.
go to the giant pumpkin i suppose.
>>25490152
Right now the goal is to find the adults. She doesn't know, so I figured try places she's been restricted to.
Fire isn't a bad idea, roasted pumpkin seeds are actually quite tasty.
>>25490142
>>25490152
"Well, what areas of the patch do you know?"
>"Um, just the ones that everyone else knows."
"Are there any places that you're not allowed to go?"
She sits on a box.
>"Well, we're told to stay at our posts until our shifts change. So as long as we're on our shift, everywhere but our posts."
"That's not helpful."
You turn to Summer.
"Any ideas?"
She shrugs and shakes her head.
"Hmmm."
>"Oh! Well, this is kinda pointless now, but..."
"But?"
>"Well, there's a tunnel underneath the great p-pumpkin if I remember correctly. I guess if I were hiding ponies, I'd keep them there. You'd need to move it to get there though."
Porridge speaks.
>"I'd put money on that being where your mother is."
Summer nods.
>"Yeah. But how do we move a pumpkin that size?"
Jackie snaps her leaf fingers and points to where the tall pumpkin was singing earlier.
>"I remember now! That staff the guy has can control p-pumpkins!"
"Control pumpkins?"
>"Mhmm. Well, I think so. Maybe. You could try to get it from him, but then he might get mad at you."
>>25490252
let's go get some shovels instead, I don't feel like confronting the head honcho would end well for us.
>>25490278
Yeah, let's just dig.
Also, remind us of the potions and items and shit we have?
Maybe we can make something to help with the dig.
>>25490288
or some sort of 'burn a hole through a giant pumpkin' potion
>>25490288
You have 2 Zaps and a Smoke bomb.
In your spell inventory, you have a summon and a levitation.
>>25490326
Is it strong enough to levitate the giant pumpkin?
>>25490326
Let's go back and replace the potions with invisibility, grab some extra shovels on the way, and get to digging.
>>25490252
You know, I bet we could turn her into something else than a pumpkin with that voodoo that we do. Or at least our mom could. If she wants.
>>25490413
>>25490326
You pull out the levitation spell.
"Hey Porridge, is this thing strong enough to lift that pumpkin?"
>"It was created by your mother. I'm sure it could lift the house."
"So, why don't we use it on the pumpkin?"
>"You could. But what will you do when the pumpkins see that you're moving their 'great pumpkin'?"
You stare at the spell.
"We could also dig."
Porridge licks her paw.
>"Yes, YOU could. I'm not getting dirty digging under a giant pumpkin. Filthy."
Summer speaks.
"So our three options are to steal the staff thing, to use the levitation spell, or to dig under it. What do you think we should do?"
>>25490475
Levitation. Hilariously irresponsible uses of magic are the best.
>>25490475
If it's a tunnel it's gotta lead somewhere.
>>25490481
Gotta agree. If we use the levitation to set the pumpkin rolling then they'll be trying to save it and be distracted from us.
>>25490475
I want to levitate the great pumpkin and make it sentient via summon. We will be the master's master.
>>25490508
I'm not going to lie about my reasoning. I just want to see the pumpkin soar into the sky.
Or the grown-ups are inside the Great Pumpkin and the tunnel leads to a hole in the underside. Just saying.
>>25490475
>>25490481
>>25490508
>>25490512
>>25490518
"Alright. Let's go lift that pumpkin."
You, Summer, Jackie and Porridge walk over to the giant pumpkin.
"Hey Jackie, why'd you come? Isn't this like, your leader or something?"
>"I-I don't like these guys. They're kinda mean and s-scary."
"Alright."
You unfurl the scroll and place your hooves on the paper. You don't really feel anything, but Porridge assures you it's working.
>"So, how are you going to levitate it?"
"I'm not sure. I've never done this before."
>"Just focus on the object you want to levitate, then picture HOW you wish to levitate it. You can turn it, throw it, place it somewhere else, etc. Just think of how you wish for the object to act."
What do you do to the pumpkin?
>>25490571
Send it rolling away down the nearest slope obviously, the pumpkins seem to think it's important so bonus if they have to go chasing after it.
>>25490571
Levitate it up in the air and out of the patch, when we're reaching the end of our effective reach or time set it down and roll it. We don't want to smash it in case the parents are in there after all.
>>25490571
Lift it up to reveal the tunnel first, then send it rolling once we know that the adults aren't inside.
>>25490575
>>25490578
You decide to lift the pumpkin and roll it somewhere.
It's surprisingly easy to lift it. The levitation spell is doing pretty much all of the work, but you're proud of yourself nonetheless.
As the gargantuan pumpkin lifts off the ground, you freeze.
You forgot about Squash.
He does a double take at the pumpkin behind him.
He panics, chasing it and trying to jump up to it. During one of his hops, he falls on his face. Looking up, he spots your little group.
>"YOU!"
"Uh oh."
He takes off in your direction.
What do you do?
>>25490646
Looks like that pumpkin is panicking.
>>25490646
I have no idea how to stop him that isn't 100% fatal...
>>25490655
Cartoon physics, just drop the big pumpkin on top of him, lift it again and steal the staff thingy.
>>25490646
Crank up the power on this bitch.
SMACK HIM WITH THE PUMPKIN.
>>25490646
Just bowl him over with the pumpkin.
>>25490657
This is the guard guy that we met first. You're thinking tall singing guy.
>>25490646
Make him live up to his name with a pumpkin
>>25490669
>>25490664
>>25490658
>>25490657
You try to smash him with the pumpkin, but he's too fast. At this rate, if you squashed him, you'd squash yourself too. So you do the next best thing.
You fling the pumpkin at him. It hits with a satisfying smack. The gourd guard is sent flying.
Whew. That was close.
You notice the pumpkin is slipping a bit.
Ok. Do you set it rolling down the hill?
>>25490829
Is there a hole in the bottom? If not then yes, send it down the hill.
>>25490829
Roll itLimp Bizkit style
>>25490829
Roll it like a D20
>>25490829
Rolling
[1d20]
>>25490841And don't forget that starfish navigation system.
>>25490836
>>25490841
>>25490846
>>25490857
>>25490959
There is no hole.
The pumpkin rolls.
>>25490981
We might want to make ourselves scarce now.
>>25490981
RE APPLY PUMPKIN MASK
QUICK
>>25491018
Yes do this and act shocked
>>25490981
We should get in the tunnel.
>>25490981
>>25490997
"We may want to make ourselves scarce now."
As you run from the scene, you marvel at just how fast a giant pumpkin can accelerate.Alrighty, that's it for tonight. See you all tomorow!
beb
Giving out bumps for all the guys on page 10
Ah hello there pumpkin
>>25491025
no prompt bump
>>25491025
You look down at the ensuing mayhem below. Porridge rests on your head.
>"Well that's one way to do it."
Jackie shivers.
>"Ugh. Pumpkins look so gross when they're smashed like that."
The horde of pumpkin-lings are running around screaming and flailing their arms in the air.
What do you do while they're distracted?
>>25498388
See if we can find that tunnel.
>>25498388
Let's check out that tunnel.
>>25498388
Point and laugh.
>>25498388
Shed a single tear for all the potential pumpkin pie that has been wasted.
>>25498388
Contemplate the deep moral implications of our actions. Nah, jump in the tunnel. Last one to the bottom is a rotten gourd!
>>25498388
He should be ready with the invisibility because they're going to check once the chaos ends.
>>25498404
>>25498414
>>25498430
>>25498503
>>25498546
>>25498565
You both simultaneously shed a tear for the potential pumpkin pie that has been wasted, and also laugh at their plight.
Silly pumpkins and their lager pumpkins.
You head over to the tunnel. Surprisingly, it spirals down instead of being like a normal tunnel. You all head in.
It's kind of orange in there, and it's stuffy. There are containers glowing slightly int along the walls. You look inside one of them.
It's the adults! You found them!
But, how do you get them out?
Before you ask the others (who are looking around the room themselves), you hear a booming voice.
>"WHO ARE YOU?!"
>>25498602
Don't answer. Maybe it's not talking to us and answering will out us.
Let's just find our mom.
>>25498602
I'm the local health and safety inspector. Are you aware this domicile violates over three hundred regulations?
>>25498650
Junior health and safety inspector*
>>25498650
This
>>25498602
>>25498602
Oh my god we're in an inverted pumpkin
um, um, light something suitable on fire with a zap spell? Maybe since it's inverted, putting a candle in it will knock it out, instead of providing flickering, fiery life
>>25498650
>>25498658
>>25498702
"Um, I'm the local junior health and safety inspector. Are you aware that this domicile violates over three hundred regulations?"
>"I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE 30 DAYS NOTI- WAIT... WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU'RE A PONY. PONIES ARE NOT PERMITTED TO BE IN HERE. YOU MUST BE HERE TO THWART ME!"
"What? Nooooo."
>"HOW CAN YOU PROVE IT? EXPLAIN YOURSELF, OR I SHALL SMITE THEE."
>>25498998
I'm not here to thwart you and I can prove it! Watch this!
Then just stand there doing nothing.
>>25499023
Earned my vote.
>>25499023
Sounds good.
>>25498998
If ponies weren't allowed to be in here then all of those ponies would have to leave.
>>25499076
True, don't worry we'll help get them out of the way.
>>25498998
We wouldn't have been allowed down here if we weren't working with the pumpkins. There's no way some dumb ponies could get past the elite guards up top, is there?
>>25499121
There's even one with us.
>>25498998
Are cats allowed?
>>25498998
>>25499023
>>25499076
>>25499049
>>25499075
>>25499121
"I'm not here to thwart you and I can prove it!"
>"OH YEAH?!"
"YEAH!"
>"THEN DO IT THEN!"
"FINE. WATCH THIS!"
You take in a deep breath. You tense up your muscles. You focus harder than you ever have before.
You do nothing.
>"WELL?!"
You say nothing.
>"WHAT IS IT YOU ARE DOING?!"
Zip.
>"ANSWER ME, YOU PEON!!"
Nada.
>"HOW WILL I KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING IF YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING?!"
Zilch.
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAA-OH..."
"You get it now?"
>"I DO."
"Also, if ponies weren't allowed in here, then all of these ponies would have to leave."
>"...THEY WERE INVITED."
"Well, whatever. Besides, if you still didn't believe me, do you really think a dumb pony could get past the elite guards up top?"
>"I SUPPOSE NOT."
"Plus, there's even one with us. Look."
You point to Jackie.
>"HMMMM... I SEE. WELL THEN, YOU SHALL NOT BE SMITTEN. STATE YOUR PURPOSE HERE, SMALL PONY."
>>25499162
We are here to assess the scaredness of the adult pones. Being ponies ourselves, we are experts at recognizing pony fear.
>>25499182
Support.
>>25499162
>>25499182
Indeed, and as we are only children, we need to inspectand sabotagethe methods of scaring being used.
>>25499363
To confirm they are scary enough to frighten even those who don't have any idea why they would be scared, of course.
>>25499162
well, we just happened to notice that none of your supplies contained pony food, so we wondered if perhaps nobody told you what our species eats. if this is the case, we can deliver a steady supply of hayburgers, all we need is 100 bits a day
>>25499433
>>25499162
With payment for a full month being needed up front, of course.
>>25499182
>>25499233
>>25499363
>>25499376
>>25499433
>>25499449
"We are here to assess the scaredness of the adult pones. Being ponies ourselves, we are experts at recognizing pony fear."
>"AH. VERY WELL THEN. PROCEED WITH YOUR INSPECTION."
You walk up to one of the pods. A male pony is tied up in vines, and his face is plastered in fear.
"So, how are you inducing this fear to them?"
>"I THOUGH YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT."
"Every vegetable overlord does it differently. The Cabbage-King used little leaf marionettes to play out their fears. It was very ineffective."
>"I SEE. WELL, WE'RE USING SCARE-SPICE. SPRINKLE A BIT ON THEM AND THEY'RE TRAPPED IN A NIGHTMARE. IT WORKS WONDERS."
"I see. Very good. Where is this spice at? I assume you have a large quantity of it."
>"YES. IT IS IN EACH OF THE PODS. YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT. NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO THEIR EFFECTS."
"Yes yes, I know how it is. All sorts of... precautions to take."
>"YES. IT IS QUITE A HASSLE. THE OUTCOME IS WORTHWHILE THOUGH. NOW, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?"
"Hmmmmm... Yes. We happened to notice that none of your supplies contained pony food, so we wondered if perhaps nobody told you what our species eats. If this is the case, we can deliver a steady supply of hayburgers, and all we need is 100 bits a day."
>"100 BITS A DAY?! THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS! 45 BITS A DAY."
"85."
>"50."
"75, and that's regulation rules."
>"GRRR, FINE."
A small bit of the wall crawls away, revealing a baggie of bits."
>"ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED NOW? YOU'RE GIVING ME QUITE THE HEADACHE."
>>25499628
Hmm, I'm not sure how to proceed here.
We can't very well leave the adults in perpetual nightmare, but this thing will smite us otherwise.
>>25499628
We need to take everyone outside and field-test these adults. Just a quick outing for all of them to see if they are ready, and to see which ones still need more work.
>>25499628
ask about the pumpkin pods emergency release, insist you have to see them in action before you can finish the inspection
and someone come up with an official sounding name for this fake organization we work for, preferable some clever acronym involving pumpkins or vegetables
>>25499754
Global Overseers of Underground Rounded Domiciles
>>25499754
P.L.A.N.T.
Ponies Like Assisting Nefarious Troublemakers
I don't fucking know.
>>25499767
I kinda wanted to stay away from specifically pumpkin things because we already told him we worked with the cabbage king.
Nothing is immune to the spice, huh?
We need to get some pumpkins into the pods.
>>25499774
That's just training for the newbies. Everyone knows cabbages are useless anyway.
>>25499787
We need to throw some into the big pumpkin wall's mouth.
>>25499754
Vegetation Inspection Taskforce A, Minimum Security, or VIT.A.MinS
>>25499628
>>25499818
don't make us call VITAMax, buddy. they aren't so friendly
>>25499628
Mutant Organism Nutrition, Safety And Nuclear Testing Organization.
"We'll be back for a followup inspection once we've procured the proper pony feed."
Go out, see if you can find something that'll pass as a bag of hay-burgers, get a big-ass sprayer of weed killer, and some gas-masks for you and your party.
Be prepared to make a hasty retreat once topside and to sneak back in.
beb
>>25499818
>>25499855
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
I am become nip's kek bumper of threads
>>25499855
haha
Shit. It's a bit late to run right now, and i had to do some shit today. Would you guys still want me to run?
>>25512168
Ya.
>>25512168
Yep.
>>25512184
>>25512168
>>25499628
>>25499628
>>25499739
>>25499748
>>25499754
>>25499767
>>25499768
>>25499774
>>25499787
>>25499790
>>25499798
>>25499818
>>25499855
>>25500428
"No. Not yet. We still need to inpspect these pods. Can you eject these for me to look at them?"
>"HMMMM. POSSIBLY. WHO ARE YOU WITH AGAIN?"
"Oh uh, the Vegetation Inspection Taskforce A, Minimum Security, or VIT.A.MinS for short."
>"I SEE. WELL, I CAN EJECT THESE. HOWEVER, I STILL NEED THEM TO GAIN POWER. I CAN EJECT ONE FOR YOU TO INSPECT."
"Can I take it outside in the light? I also have some tools and things to uh, inspect with. They won't fit down the entrance."
>"FINE FINE. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED?"
>>25512460
Are there any other entrances to this place?
>>25512460
That will be all for now. V.I.T.A.Min.S. appreciates your cooperation.
>>25512495
We should get our mom, unless there's a more powerful adult around.
>>25512504
This. Our mom should be able to help
>>25512504
>>25512550
no, being choosy might arouse suspicion
best to get just some random pony and then question him or her
>>25512504
>>25512550
>>25512596
Meh, you never know, it might be our mother. In his position I'd eject the one producing the least scarenergy, and witches don't scare easy.
>>25512596
But then what's the follow up? It just means more work getting the rest of them out.
Getting our mom shouldn't be too tough. Just walk the aisles until we find her and tell it that one looks like it could use closer inspection. We can bullshit some reason.
>>25512477
>>25512495
>>25512504
>>25512550
"Hmmmm."
>"WHAT'S WRONG NOW?"
You walk around the room looking at the ponies inside the pods. You find your mother.
"Could I get that one?"
>"WHY DO YOU WANT THAT ONE?"
"She looks healthy. I'm sure her pod is in peak working condition. Unless you want us to take a different pod that could be defective..."
>"NO. YOU MAY TAKE THAT ONE."
The pod pops out of the wall. You look at the size of it.
"Are there any other entrances to this place?"
>"NO. ONLY THE WAY YOU CAME."
"Well, could you give us a hoof?"
>"FINE. YOU VITAMIN PONIES ARE SO NEEDY."
A vine tentacle slithers up around the pod and lifts it up out of the room.
>"ARE YOU DONE?"
"Yeah. Thank you for your time."
You, Summer, Jackie and Porridge walk up the spiral path.
Back outside, you notice that the pump-lings aren't anywhere to be seen or heard.
You ponder what to do now. Your mother is still under the spice's effects, so she's no real help right now.
What is your next plan of action?
>>25512707
Well, we at least have a start.
We should book it back to our cottage and try to get Mom some soup or something. That should clear out spice, right?
>>25512707
If you want to do away with spicy stuff you drink milk right? There's got to be a large supply of milk somewhere that we can use.
>>25512707
We need to pop it from a distance.
>>25512707
We need to get out of the area undetected. Would invisibility work on the pod?
>>25512707
take the bits and go to the candy sto- fuck, the adults are gone, we could have just looted it. now we have even more reason to save the town, or we'll never get to spend our ill-gotten gains
>>25512707
pry open the pod, take mother out, stash her at home, insert crude pumpkin-based facsimile into pod, return pod to cave-face.
better get some hayburgers too so we look legit
>>25512721
Do something with these. Let's get her home and try to fix her up.
>>25512707
>>25512721
>>25512735
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>>25513122
You and the rest of your little group can't pick up the pod, so you roll it.
The pump-lings aren't anywhere around. It's strange, but you're not complaining.
Even rolling this thing is a hassle. It's shaped weirdly, and it's heavy. Plus, your mom keeps rolling around, changing the distribution of weight. Also she could be very uncomfortable.
This whole situation is very not-good.
You are push your mother out of the pumpkin patch.
Jackie, who had been the one pulling it while you and summer pushed, had stopped pulling.
"J-Jackie! We need your help you know!"
>"A-A...."
"Jackie?"
You look up. Her face is filled with pure terror. It's terrifying. She's looking at something. You turn around.
>>25513271
>You are push your mother out of the pumpkin patch.
Nips, it might be time to sleep...
>>25513271
Wait for thing to happen.
>>25513271
If its a bad guy, remember that they are made of food.
>>25513271
Zap em!
>>25513271
>>25513291
You see it.
The giant pumpkin monster roars. The ground shakes at the creature's bellow.
This, is really bad.
What do you do?Ok, that's it for tonight. See you all tomorrow!
>>25513346
Cheese it.
>>25513346
KEEP ON ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>25513346
Ready or not, Mom is going to at least need to guide us on how to stop that...
>>25513346
No fear! Fear only feeds it!
>>25488814
Fucking hell, nips! How many CYOAs are you doing, you madman?!
beb
>>25513346
Jump on top of the pod and run on it to make it roll faster like they do in cartoons
don't die pls
>>25513346
Do we know where in the pod the spice is located? If we could get some to the big pumpkin it should become paralyzed with fear.
>>25513346
So. Who spilled the spices?
>>25519095
This is real, anon
beb
page nine ain't fine
page eight ain't great
combo breaker
>>25513346
>see you tomorrow
>>25538474
There are a lot of tomorrows to be had.
>>25541484
yeah, technically, it isn't yet tomorrow, and technically it never will be
nips confirmed for never coming back, rip quest
>>25513346
Think we can just cut the pod open?
b e b
>Halloween quest taking past Thanksgiving to finish
Nips confirmed for hating his readers.
Are you thankful for Nips?
