How do they react?
>One flew over the cuckoo's nest
>"Oh no. No no no. Oh sweet Luna no, they did THAT to him...those sorry sons of..."
>>27783885
>Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
>"Is your favorite movie a love story? Don't you have adventure movies where you come from?"
"To the pain means that the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose."
"Then my tongue, I suppose? I killed you too quickly last time, a mistake I don't intend to duplicate."
"I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right."
"And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it."
"WRONG. Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
"I think you're bluffing."
"It's possible, pig. It is conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all."
>Her face when
"Drop. Your. Sword."
>Twilight
>Django Unchained
>"Why were the dark skinned humans enslaved, Anon?"
"Because Twilight,They Wuz Kangz n' Sheit
>>27783885
>Temple of Doom.
"They...totally ripped off Daring Do..."
>>27783954
>movie
My nigga. Can't imagine Ponka wouldn't love the Princess Bride either
>>27783954
Oh...my...THE GROUND ITSELF ATE BUTTERCUP!
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
>movie
fuck
all movies are shit
i have no favorites because all of them are mediocre
>>27783978
>"Hey, that big guy is thinking up rhymes just as quick as I do! He's gooood."
>>27783998
>"Wait, they were BOTH poisoned? But-"
>>27783983
I bet she'd shiver like crazy when he follows up with the bone chilling smile and that disgusting fucking sound
>>27783885
So many movies I've liked and truly no way of claiming one of them to be my favorite, so I'll go with The Green Mile for the sake of picking one...
>"But... why? Why did they have to do that to him, Anon? He was good, and kind, and... why..."
>"Anon, I didn't understand this movie"
>>27783885
>"It was him. He was Kaiser Soze."
>>27783885
>Applejack
>The Big Lebowski
>Forest Gump.
>"Did they ever find out what bit him?"
>Transformers The Movie
>"Wow Anon, I can do that too!"
She'd also probably think Wheelie was funny...in which case I would have no choice but to murder my own waifu and doom myself to eternal misery, this is a bad scenario
>"Kick his buckin' flank, Gipsy Danger!"
>All these fancy epic and classic movies
>My favorite is the humble tale of Disney's Aladdin
The songs were nice, but that's not how magic works.
>>27783885
I have a hard time picking movies, so I guess I'll show them my favoritescarymovie.>unadulterated terror
>>27784269
I fucking love Event Horizon.
>I,Robot
>Falls deep into intellectual thought of the line dividing machine from life and wonders if she can cross it.
>>27784300
Is very good, but you would have to let poner sleep with you for cuddles to keep the nightmares away.
>Twilight
>V for Vendetta
Twilight believes in the princess and therefore in Monarchy. She wouldn't like Anarchy messages.
>>27784311
What's the catch?
>>27784312
Twily would despise anarchy. If she read 1984 it would start giving her ideas. She gives off a very totalitarian vibe.
>>27784313It's just sensual cuddling and snuggles.
>>27784313
She will probably wake up screaming in the middle of the night for many consecutive days, she's be wary of bodily contact, and she'd be very reserved during the day.
Despair, but also despair.
>>27783997
Someone hasnt tried seeing a movie that isnt mainstream and brand new...
>>27784131
What would Jeff Letroski think?
>>27784323
She does have some serious perfectionist tendencies.Which just makes her more attractive.
>>27784027
Doesn't matter, you have fine taste.
Rarity would love this if only for the main character.
>>27784323
I wonder if she could look past our political differences and still be friends. Or is she someone who's just too loyal to the princess?
>Army of Darkness
>Our hero approachesthe pedestal that holds the book
>Instead of being a single book there are three
>"Hold it. Nobody said anything about three books. Like, like what am I supposed to do, take one book, or all books, or what?"
>Opens the wrong book nearly getting trapped in some sort of portal
>The hero pops out his jaw extending down a good foot
>he shakes his head around crazily the effect dissappearing while he does so
>"Whoa, wrong book"
>Dashie slowly looks over to you, a grave look on her face.
>"This is your favorite movie, like really?"
"Yyyyeaaa?"
>"Because that was tooootally awesome!"
>Finally you favorite part comes up.
>Having figured out which is the real book, through trial and error, he reaches towards the real Necronomicon
>Only to stop midgrasp remembering that he must speak the sacred words
>The hero clears his throat and with a mighty voice he bellows out the incantation
>"Klaatu Barada N-"
>Oh no, he forgot the word.
>"Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!
>He scans the area, to be sure there is no one around
>"Klaatu... Barada...N-
>he faux coughs into his hand >"Okay... that's it!"
>He snickers as he grabs his prize...
>Only for the ground to shake beneath his feet as the dead are awoken
>"I said the words! I did!"
"Fuck, i love this movie."
>>27784269
>"I....you know, Celestia warned us....about..."
About what?
>"Not ever teleporting until we'd completely mastered the spell. She said..."
What did she say?
"She said...that where we'd end up, if we didn't...we wouldn't need eyes to see."
>>27784385
>"Guess this movie is based on reality."
>...
>>27784385
>>27784397
>whisper into Twiggy's ear: "Liberate tuteme ex infernis.[/spoiler"
>Snatch
>Twilight
Beginning of the movie:
>pic related
>"Why does he hate Pikeys? What are Pikeys?"
End of the movie:
>"I understand why he hates Pikeys.
>>27784360
Twilight is loyal to power. She follows the one who can force peace via anyway possible. I fear she lacks the ability to judge what's right and wrong for herself though.
>>27784455
so in conclusion...
Twalot a shit drone
>Animal Graveyard.How long does it take for her to forgive you?
>>27784483
'Till the end of the ride.
>Fight Club
Sunset started talking to herself about Jack and the Manhattan project, should I call someone?
>>27783885
Face/Off
>"That Nicolas Cage sure is funny, nonny!"
>Man Behind the Sun
>hfw "Supermaaaan..."
Hell, I don't think there'd be a dry eye among the Mane 6 when watching the Iron Giant.
Dash would probably deny it though. Because reasons, or something. Fluttershy and Rarity would have a box of tissues handy, while Pinkie would almost literally be crying her eyes out. AJ would cry on the inside, though. Clearly.
>Leon
>>27784644
But iron giant lived at the end
Taxi Driver
Pinkie Pie
I think this is a bad idea already.
Rarity.
Return of the Jedi.
I have no idea how this would go down
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Sunset.
Nice
>Twilight would immediately dive into the Silmarillion and start digesting the entire history of Middle Earth
>Pinkie would love Merry and Pippin and their antics
>Rainbow Dash would love the action in general but would swear she wasn't crying at the sad parts
>Rarity would later tell you that it wasn't exactly her cup of tea but she would politely watch it with the rest of her friends without complaint all the same
>Fluttershy wouldn't like the violence and fighting but would appreciate the tone of the films all the same
>Applejack would become slightly obsessed with hobbits and love their way of life
>Celestia and Luna would feel a very poignant relatability to Gandalf
>>27783885
>Kung Fury
>>27784672
she'd be bored.
>>27784688
>"C'mon Mr Frodo. I can't carry it for you. But I can carry you! C'mon!"
>>27783885
>Citizen Kane
>"Why do I feel so sorry for him anon? He wasn't a good person, and everything that went wrong was his fault, but he didn't deserve to go out like THAT!"
>>27784693
>"SHUT UP RARITY YOU JUST DONT GET IT!"
I don't really have a favorite movie but I'd watch The Grand Budapest Hotel with Rarity.
>>27784644
>Iron Giant
oh that's a good one.
Hm... The Lion King they would probably like, dunno about Saving Private Ryan.
>>27784733
>"Dad? Get up..."
Yeah, they'd looove it
>>27784733
Here's your answer
>>27784186
>Megatron is the real coward if he's not accepting his fate to oblivion.
>>27783885
None of them exist so you can't show them anything.
Knowing ponies they'd love capeshit
>>27784789
>you will never show pinkie pie the original Batman movie with Adam West
I didn't know how much I wanted to do that until just now.
>Pinkie
>Starship Troopers
Probably not.
How would Spike react to Jurassic Park?
>>27783942
>Amelie
mah nigga
>>27784922
Flashbacks of Spikezilla.
>"Nice shootin son, what's your name?"
>..."Murphy"
"Wow, that movie was so badass Anon, you are definitely getting laid tonight"
>Great Scott Anon! Who knew time travel could be so much fun!
>>27784949
Heavy
>>27783885
>RD
>Fight Club
Not sure if she could relate much, but she'd probably like Project Mayhem (due to her love of pranks), the fights, and Tyler Durden (due to his charisma, fit body and self-assuredness).
>>27783885
Pinkie pie
Monty python and the holy grail
>"I didn't know that Angel can travel between dimensions too."
>>27783885
Celestia
The Day After Tomorrow
I know it's a pretty meh-tier movie but I like it for whatever reason, it never seems to get old to me, despite its mediocrity. I have idea how to write her reaction.
>>27784323
Sounds like Twilight needs a Maxwell's Demon of the Second Kind.
>>27784760
Do not ever show that movie to Applejack.
>>27784367
I feel as though Celestia might have a reaction to Ash similar to >>27783954. I think she'd have an affinity for badasses, and Ash is one of the few people who fills that role just as well as Westley.
>Shotgun barrel falls
>Closeup
"Groovy."
>Marejuice noises
>>27784237
Took me a minute. Good one, actually.
>>27784688
>>27784342
This man gets it
>>27783885
>Trixie
>The Prestige
Holy shit this can only end badly/wonderfully
"so, what did you think?"
>"..."
"that bad huh"
>"...and trixie thought she was obsessed with besting her rival"
"what was that?"
>"nothing."
>>27784676Do you think Human Sunset will have a robot arm?
Nobody: I see it clear as crystal. Jack Beauregard standing alone, facing the Wild Bunch. Just think of it. You'll be written up in all the history books.
Jack Beauregard: You'll be down on Earth reading them while I'm up there playing on a harp.
>"Well, I can understand wanting to make a name for someone-"
Wild Bunch scene
>"Oh, my!"
>>27783885
"Why didn't they just drop the ring into the volcano from the back of one of those eagles?"
>>27783885
>Starlight Glimmer
>Requiem For A Dream
uh....
Das Boot
>“thats no happy end... “
>>27784658
"AND ZE BAD NEWS JUST KEEPS COMING"
-Polnereff
JJBATAS
>>27784958
Oh Anon, I'm sure Rainbow Dash could relate to Tyler Durden allot,seeing as they're both not real.
>>27783885
I don't have a favorite movie, there's just too many to pick from. So I'll just show her (Minuette), Norbit with Eddy Murphy and Eddie Murffy
>>27783885
Applejack, Harry Potter series.
>"So ya'll do have magic in your world Anon!"
"No, AJ, it's just special effects."
>"I might not know nothing about these "movies" Anon, but I have helped in a good number of plays and I ain't seen no effects that looked THAT real."
"You just haven't seen enough CGI to tell yet, plus it did have a lot of pratic-"
>"Do a spell"
"What?"
>"Pull out that wand thing and show me a spell."
"AJ, I'm not a wizard. Unless you want to call me the pinball wizard."
>"I know ya'll like messin' around with ponies Anon, now get your wand out!"
"I don't have a wand."
>"Whatcha mean you ain't got a wand?!"
"I mean I'm not a damn wizard beacuse Harry Potter, despite all my wishing, is just a fucking MOVIE, in other words, FAKE!"
>"I know your lying, I can tell!"
"THEN YOU'RE A SHITTY ELEMENT OF HONESTY!"
>"AND YA'LLS A TERRIBLE WIZARD IF YA DON'T HAVE A HORN OR A WAND!"
"Oh I have a horn all right, and if you really want me to cast a spell then I have a very special kind of magic I can show you~."
*KICK*
"MY MAGIC SACK!"
>You fall over in pain, clutching your balls as Applejack storms off.
>STALKER
>"I don't get it."
"Appul, it's an art film. I told you you wouldn't like it."
>"Why do you like this again, Ahnon?"
"It's a film with a lot of depth and complex symbolism, Appul. I'd be happy to explain it to you if you want."
"No thanks. Let's put on more King of the Hill!"
As much as Applejack is best pone, she would 100% not understand any of the shit I enjoy
>"what is your favourite movie anon?
"ugh,probably Berserk
>"Whats it about? Can we watch it?"
"i dont think this would be a good idea..its just about some knights.."
mfw it would probably destroy any pony you show it to
>>27784650
Oh Jesus, that movie...
>>27784650
If you drew this for this thread, fuck, that's heavy.
Awesome.
If not, it's still heavy.
End of Eva, after the series.
>"I- I'm so sorry everyone..."
bamp
>>27783997
How much of a pretentious faggot do you have to be to actually believe this?
Either way, you're on a board dedicated to a girls cartoon so a statement like that feels hypocritical.
