Any of you planning on going to BronyCon this year?
What'll you do once you get there?
>>27760476
What am I going to do at BronyCon? It's so obvious.
>Meet up with other nor/mlp/eople.
>Bring camera and record spaghetti and funny stuff.
>Meet up with other panelists. Do panel. Hopefully that goes well.
>Proceed to drink myself to death.
>Realize I can't die yet because my student loan debt alone would send me to hell.
>Sober up back to life.
>Go to Minty's panel. Be good supportive friend.
>Contemplate meaning behind my existence and realize how low I have stooped.
>Wonder where it all went wrong.
>Begin to experience psychosis and fall out of reality.
>Proceed to be waken by roommates next morning only to find out I've murdered a brony and the police are looking for me.
>Leave and never return to convention.
Holy hell OP it's like you've never been to a con before. It's the same shit every year.
>>27760552
FPBP
>>27760476
I'm going, 10 more days to go.
>>27760813
What do you plan on doing while you're there?
>>27760827
Mostly hang out with my friends, I don't have any other thing planned at the moment, so i'll cross the road when I get there.
>>27760847
Same here. Hanging out with friends from college, just chilling and having a good time in general. We'll see where it goes. I'll be wearing a scarf and jersey as I do every year in case I want to say hi to nor/mlp/eople
>>27760813
i'm probably going to see a stream of the whole thing. i live in a shithole in south america so there is no way i could go
>9 days until the con
>Still no marketplace floor map up
>>27760476
>Any of you planning on going to BronyCon this year?
Yeah
>What'll you do once you get there?
Get my badge and wander the vendor hall. I'll be with my sister most of the day so I'm not really sure if I will have the time to meet up with the 3 friends I made lay year.Tfw probably no one will ask you if they can take a photo of your cosplay.
>>27761295
Streams? Last time BronyCon had a legitimate stream was in 2012.
>>27761380
What is your cosplay?
>>27761408
He's a little obscure to begin so its understand why nobody would, butJet Set.
I had most of the materials to begin with but took inspo from the 3rd EG film and figured as long as I dressed more casually than semi-formally it wouldn't look too spaghetti when I walked down the streets to the convention center.
>>27761142
If you're staying at the Marriot, you're welcome to come by my room so we can hang out...
>>27761388
Think he means the videos uploaded later
>>27761770
Oh, okay, that makes sense...
>>27761380
You must be shitty. I go as anon and I always get asked for pictures. Even from normies.
>>27761831
>Tmw you went to Midwest and started dancing in the hall as anon and some normie mom with her twelve year old son started recording me for thee minute
>Tfw you realize that you will forever be saved on her video device.
>>27761831
What do you mean by shitty? In the past whenever I went as somebody the cosplay itself wasn't over the top but not in the sense of being either unrecognizable, bad or cringeworthy.
And by the way is that you Flutterpreist?
i'll be giving away low quality plushies during the flufflepuff panel.
gunna be doing some kind of quiz show where people answer questions for prizes.
Everything is horrible.
The whole world us doomed.
We're all going to die.
>>27762275
I saw those plushies everywhere at babscon.
>>27762292
Fluffymixer? Cheer up man.
So, important question...is NSFW stuff ever sold at the marketplace?
I'm not gonna fill my suitcase with bodypillows and wallscrolls, but I feel as a horsefucker it's my duty to buy at least one lewd item.
>>27762915
Seconded, would love a cheap commission done of my if that's even a thing.
>>27763182
I meant waifu, kekkle
>>27761388
>>27761770
>>27761781
Streams aren't happening this year. They will have recordings of all panels and the palooza a few weeks (or months if their timing is like 2014's) after the con.
>>27762275
>Quiz show
Neigh Neigh Don't Tell Me?
If the fursuit construction panel wasn't going on at the literal exact same damn time, I'd be at the NNDTM panel 100%. First time in the many cons I've been to that I've ever actually been torn between two panels scheduled for the same time.
>>27762915
Here's a piece from the Exhibitor Hall Policy page.
"All material at, on, or around an exhibitor’s booth must be family friendly. This means absolutely no materials of an adult nature. This includes anything promoting the use of drugs and/or alcohol, extreme violence or gore, anything sexual in nature, and anything putting minors—real or otherwise—in an adult or compromising situation. This list is not considered to be exhaustive.
Under-the-table sales, closed-binder items, etc., are not allowable for inappropriate items."
So RIP NSFW shit. Now, this doesn't mean you can't buy the shit in hotel rooms but yeah, not in the vendor hall.
>>27763237
Thanks frienderino.Got any idea when and where I'd start looking for 'buying the shit in hotel rooms?'
I'll be wearing my scarf and/or jersey, and I can draw some pony smut for anyone who wants it.
I'm the asshole who was drawing on the whiteboard at the party last year.
>>27762915
>>27763237
Depends who you ask, and whether or not you know them. Some artists are willing to do a sketch commission if you keep your voice low.
>>27762915
BronyCon has always been family friendly, but they added an adult section recently, so let's hope some changes are made this year...
>>27760476
>be at BronyCon 2016
>so far, it's pretty chill
>with my only friend, who for whatever indecipherable reason is a girl
>I know, wtf
>meet up with some nor/mlp/eople
>they're pretty cool also
>it's pretty fucking nice,,despite all the creepy fur suits and unintentionally shit cosplays
>I guess I'll go to a panel
>go to one featuring Kathleen Barr, Andrew Francis, and Brian Drummond
>oh fuck
>OH FUCK
>GELORUM HAS VERT AND KURT CAPTIVE
>SHE'S GOING TO TURN THEM INTO DRONES
>NOT AGAIN
>NOT LIKE KADEEM
"FUCK YOU GELORUM"
>pull 9'11" metal dildo out of my anus
>beat the fuck out of Kathleen with it
"RUN MY TEKU BRETHEREN FOR MORE DRONES AWAIT"
>Kathleen in a bloody pulp now
>security guards start shooting tasers at me
>oh shit it's the racing drones
>they're shooting energy balls at me
>multiple tasers hit me
>feel electricity flowing through me
>I will not become a drone
>not today at least
"I AM NOT A WEAK SOUL, GELORUM SHALL NOT CLAIM ANOTHER DRIVER"
>throw the dong of steel at them
>direct hit
"I MUST GO NOW, THE ACCELERONS NEED ME"
>I tear off my pants
>crouch down on Kathleen's podium
"RPEPARE FOR LIFTOFF"
>shit
>shit everywhere
>launched up into the atmosphere
>almost into space
>experimental fighter jets tailing me
"CHEWIE, SHIT THE HYPERDRIVE"
>warp speed thrusters engaging
>failed to engage
>fuck the jets are firing lasers at me
"YOU WON'T CATCH ME GELORUM"
>stop shitting
>turn around
>facing back at earth
>engage my shitstorm again
>rocket down to the planet at Mach speed
>hit by prototype anti-faggotry missile
"MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN"
>spiral and make a tornado of shit spraying down over thousands of miles from Europe to Asia
>headed straight for Japan
>twonukeswerentenough.bmp
>land in the heart of Tokyo
>entirety of Japan explodes into a mushroom cloud of shit
>the deed is done
>no more anime
>no more weeaboos
>best con I've ever been to
>MFW at his whole experience
>>27760476
Take a huge shit on the floor and just walk away.
>>27763798
>THE ACCELERONS
Wow, have not heard that in a long time. That show was the fucking bomb.
>>27763373
Directly ask all the NSFW artists who you know draw smut and personally request a hotel-room sale if you really want to get your hands on them.
>>27763533
This
>>27763637
This is true, I haven't seen any explicitly 18+ or 21+ panels, though, the ones in the Hall of Chaos (in the one room in the Hilton side of the con center, closely follows the earlier rumor talk about such age-required panels being hosted in these rooms) seem like they would have content that could easily validate 18+ or 21+. They aren't explicitly labeled any age, this may be an oversight or there truly aren't any 18+ or 21+ panels this year.
>>27760476
I live in MD, it's 40 miles from my house.
I'll just do fun shit, do a smash tournement, find some low self esteem bitch to fuck.
>>27761675
Marriot?
Get good kid, Hyatt is always the fucking shit.
>>27764367
>find some low self esteem bitch to fuck.
Curious as to how low your standards are.
>>27764427
Surprisingly, not very low at all.
It's more about the woman's standards desu
>>27764456
Anyone have stories of fucking con girls?
>>27764942
>>27760476
>What will you do when you get there?
You fags rember last year when do cuck fags shipped pushes before the main open and they showed it on the big screen? Three guesses on what I'm doing this year.
>Mfw i lost that plush at the con
>>27760476
So is brony con gonna have to share space with the paper con again?
>>27764998
What is papercon?
>>27765346
Comicon?
>>27765346
A con for every kind of paper. And last year we had to share space with those fags.
>>27765366
>A con for every kind of paper.
"I ship tracing paper with construction paper! They're both so creative I think they'd go well together."
"Shit taste paperbro, construction would obviously be shipped with newspaper, they're both tough pieces of paper they could get through anything together."
"As long as both you idiots acknowledge that cotton paper is the best. Money is literally made from my waifu."
>>27765366
No way
http://papercon.org/general-info/what-is-papercon/
>>27764998
>>27765366
>>27765389
>>27765395
What in fresh hell is this?
>>27765436
The next best thing since horsefuckers it seems.
Fuck BronyCon, papercon is shredding its way into Baltimore this summer. When is the paper snowflake panel again this year?
>>27765527
That panel is for kids, the ninja star panel is where it's at.
>>27762275
Capitan Metric? Is that you? Or are you a diff cap Capitan?
>>27760552
>Realize I can't die yet because my student loan debt alone would send me to hell
Kek
Anyone from the southeast going? if so can I catch a ride? ill sleep in the car if I must.
>>27765805
Try the BC forums.
>>27764337
http://bronycon.org/events/schedule/
Don't know why it's not labeled on the schedule, but from what they said all the panels in the chaos room are 21+ only.
>>27764969
Wait, what happened?
https://join.skype.com/ASq9gNLHEsbc
Hop the fuck in
>>27766490
Why 21+? Is there any drinking involved?
>Tfw 20
>>27762802
discord for any horsefucker who wishes to talk bronycon
https://discord.gg/MZK5Y
>>27766490
They were vague about the 21+ announcement in January, and they're going to keep continuing to be like that until next week. I don't wanna get my hopes up too high thinking anything good will come out of it then end up being disappointed.
>>27764337
>Directly ask all the NSFW artists who you know draw smut and personally
That's what I'm going to have to do if I can find any. I just wanna buy a few physical clop books for sale if I'm lucky.
>>27766490
>21+
>I'm 19
Why the fuck are they doing this? I'm mature enough.
>>27769693
Be grateful you're not in your 20's yet. Stay young for as long as you can...tfw I'm 23
All the pieces for my cosplay are coming in on time. I love it when a plan comes together.
>>27769693
Idk lol maybe because if it was 18+ everyone would think it's porn? Ask them yourself
>>27769693
COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRINKING
>>27766490
>inb4 room packed with people
>mfw nobody will report the nice things that happens in those rooms
Who thinks they're coming from the farthest distance away?
I'm coming from Western NY.
>>27771048
Michigan, it'll be a painful 13 hour bus ride and back for me.
>>27760476
>any of you planning on going to bronycon this year?
but of course
>what'll you when you get there?
the same thing that happens at every con I go to I don my unintentionally semi-famous alter ego,
then proceed to get stopped for pictures every other minute as I smart ass my way through the convention
>>27771048
California bay area, taking some friends along too
>>27771277
>the same thing that happens at every con I go to I don my unintentionally semi-famous alter ego,
>then proceed to get stopped for pictures every other minute as I smart ass my way through the convention
Anon?
>>27760476
Fuck no
>>27771286
Driving, flying, bus, or train?
>>27771277
>unintentional semi famous alter ego
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one who struggled with that... but I guess it's because I'm bipolar.
>>27771363
Flying. About 7 hours estimated travel time
Solve a mystery three years in the making.
>>27771048
11 hour drive from Chicago.
>>27772347
I'm flying out from Chicago. Couldn't take the monday off of work to drive back, so I didn't have a choice. Plus I don't think mine or my friend's car would make it there and back.
>>27772384
I'll be missing the last day and driving back on Sunday unfortunately. If only I had more PTO... But I figure being there Thursday night, and all day Friday and Saturday should still be plenty.
>>27772384
I was lucky enough to get Thursday, Friday, and Monday off.
I'm >>27771048, taking the bus down Thursday morning at 8, getting in around 5ish, then will probably go get my ticket after stopping at my hotel room (rooming with some established merch sellers, so I appear to have pretty stable roommates).
Taking the train back cause I could, but the train leaves at 11PM for Penn Station, then there's a 5 hour overlay in Penn Station to get me back to Northwest NY. So I'll spend 10 hours in train stations over that period (unless I find something to do between the con ending and getting on the train). Will probably get into my apartment at around 2PM on Monday. I wish there was a more constant stream of trains, but Baltimore to Rochester isn't exactly a popular route. I can't complain.
Thank god for Amtrak lounges.
Getting ready for my 4th BronyCon. Probably just going to knock about and take in some panels like I usually do. Maybe hit up the vendor hall quite a bit. Not going to be the same in the vendor hall without the giant line for the Shipfic game (RIPIP). If you see a guy walking about in an /mlp/ 4CC home jersey and scarf on Friday, it's probably me. Otherwise, Saturday a buddy and I from college will probably do the same Flim Flam Bros cosplay we do every year.
>>27765801
Technically if you die now your loan debt is forgiven...not to give you any ideas or anything.
>>27764337
A few panels I saw listed today did claim ID Checks and 21+. I think on Saturday that included "Horse Drama" and "Better Bronies Through Brewing".
>>27771565
Is this a Footnote reference?
>>27773016
Why isn't Horse Drama at least 18+ If there is presumably no alcohol involved? Age of adulthood my ass.
>>27772384
What time? I am flying out of O'Hare too.
>>27773146
I think 8:30a. I'd have to check tickets again.
>>27773016
They apparently updated the schedule overnight to include the 21+ marks on both the grid and agenda views. Good to see and good to know though. RIP all you 18-21 fags.
Also! I just checked the Tavern Purlesque panel and it is going to feature a very special guest and I am willing to bet it's pic related.
Can I room with someone?
What cosplays can I pull off as a black guy? I wanna be approached. Cause being another face out in the crowd would suck big time.
>>27773641
You could get a morph suit, a suit, and a red tie (assuming you have the suit already) and be Anonymous.
Honestly, you can be whoever the fuck you want, just own it. A lot of it is confidence.
>>27773456
>Welcome to the tavern for the sleek and sexy. You will be treated to a live burlesque performance that includes a very special guest. So sit down, relax, and let us show you some fun.
I feel like I'd be a loser if I went alone.
Then again, I'm already at Bronycon.
>>27773600
You'll have to check the Bronycon forums to see if you can room with someone. If I was alone, I'd say yes, but I can't.
>>27773641
Get a gf and go as the Cakes like that black couple did a few years back.
>>27773146
>O'Hare
Might be faster to walk there anon
>>27760476
>Any of you planning on going to BronyCon this year?
Aye, it'll be my second time
>What'll you do once you get there?
Bartrot, finding and hanging out with you chucklefucks, and getting some fucking awesome seafood. Seriously, if you guys are going, go to the harbor and get some seafood, it's fucking great.I'll also be at the fan VA meetup at noon Saturday because I do voice things and I know people there
Anyone else doing the bar trot? I'm trying to decide info am going to go or not. Been to con 3 times but never the trot.
>>27773039
Who's Footnote?
>>27775633
It was a plushie stolen from a con a few years back. During Bronycon 2014 there was an alleged rescue mission that included mathematical calculations to figure out what room she was hidden in based on photos. In the end it turned out it was all an act by the people that stole it. Pretty sure they fucked the plushie too if I recall correctly.
>>27775721
How boring.
Internet drama I take?
Hi guys, I'm ashtoneer (and none of you probably know me). I just wanted to let you know I'm doing free OC sketches for anyone who bumps into me and says "hey I saw you on 4chan/tumblr etc..."
So yah. I'm 5'7" and white/philipino. If you guys bump into me, show me your OC and I'll do a (possibly crosshatch) sketch for you like this one!
>>27762915
You're thinking of trotcon. They have the afterdark vendor hall.
>>27771048
Missouri
Taking a flight though.
>>27775532
My friends and I are going.
>>27776076
>white/philipino
But okay I'll keep it in mind. Watch the threads they will be get togethers frequently. Come hang with nor/mlp/eople.
When is the /mlp/arty? Chelis isn't here to organize like last year. I would be more than happy to chip in for pizza and drinks.
>>27776581
We're setting up some stuff for it. Details to follow as I learn more.
>>27777436
Okay. I'll be keeping an eye on the threads for info. We also have party favors. It doesn't have to be exactly like last year but it was fun. Maybe some beer pong or some shit too.
>>27772831
>Shipfic game (RIPIP)
No more shipfic game? oh man, I wish i managed to get a copy when I had the chance.
I have the PDFs, but I was really hoping I could catch them at a con so I wouldn't have to print them on my own.
>>27777777
Just seeking this post, don't mind me
>>27779727
>>27777778
>>27779727
Ehhh???
>>27765805
>you will never road trip with a group of horsefuckers
>>27760476
I want to go, but I have no friends and am too much of an autist to socialize with strangers.I also know nothing about the fandom and feel like I would be lost
>>27779650
The owners decided to fold the company and go on to better things. As I recall one of the folks actually is on the con staff now. In a way, I've got to hand it to them. They went to the top of the mountain and retired at the top. I'm interested in giving the new "Horse Famous" game a try while at the con.
I'll be there with my jersey or scarf when I'm not on shift. There's also a FoE meeting at 12 in Quills & Sofas I'll be at.
>>27771068
MI represent. Why are you taking the bus man? Find some people and carpool, it's way more fun.
Shameful self promotion of our panel.
https://youtu.be/xEwlp8d9wcg
I'd love to see some nor/mlp/eople there.
>>27781727
I mean, you're totally not WeimTime, so it's not self promotion, duh.
>"Dysfunctional Family Photos with Tabitha
>×
>Tabitha St. Germain will pose attendees in cosplay in Dysfunctional Family Photos, and pictures will be taken!"
This ever been done before? How's it normally turn out?
What's your must go to event Anons?
>>27783347
because they have no friends otherwise. duh.
>>27783347
>>27783351
>What's your must go to event Anons?
>because they have no friends otherwise. duh.
???
my lads are trying to gett me drunck enough to go again.
bumpu
>>27783581
Then drink up Anon.
>>27779945
I do it all the time it's great. I should post on forums or something when I have seats. I'm roadtripping from the midwest to trotcon if you wanna come.
>>27780027
>I know nothing about the fandom
Why are you here? And you know horsefuckers make up a fair number of the fandom. If there's a con in your area try posting a thread and seeing if there's anyone who wants to go. It's actually pretty fun if you can get past all the literal autism.
>>27781727
Oh weim? We met at ciderfest. We'll totally have to go grab drinks and hang. Are you going to the bartrot?
>>27782428
Oh shit I need to go to this in my rarifag cosplay. Too bad Im not bringing my daki.
>>27783347
The /mlp/arty.
I haven't even read all the shit they've got yet though. I just remember last year I was really excited to see the new anthology but you had to get there an hour early and wait in a line for 30min and listen to all the brownies americlap at all the fart jokes. Had more fun drawing clop at the late night parties.
>>27760476
Heck ya I'm going. It's the big one after all.
I'll probably try to meet as many horsefuckersTM as I can. There's usually a sizeable number of us there and even though I have my own group it's fun to meet others. I wish I had a cup scarf or jersey but I never seem to email the guy at the right time. If I'm not plastered in white horse paraphanalia I'll probably be wearing some dumb reference to this place even if I have to break out the green mask.
>>27783347
BronyPalooza. Even though it's hit or miss with the DJs its still as close to a rave that I'll see in a while
>Tfw you live in the middle of nowhere
>>27781727
Is the fluffle guy actually a #cooldude? His animations got really cringey and awful and brownies lapped it up. I always thought they were supposed to be bad on on purpose but I stopped following him. He did tell everyone shipping his OC with chryssi was just some sort of sick joke right?
I was think this might sound /soc, but I felt like it would be smart to make a kik chat for the people going (pls no dox) or some other chat thing so we can all keep in contact or something and let eachother know whats going on and stuff. I feel like it would be much more efficient/active than a thread, though we can still post things here.
>>27785589
I don't use kik. Can you have a group chat going? If other people think it's a good idea I'll download it.
>>27785678
I'm not sure which app/service to use. Whats popluar amongst horsefuckers
>>27785318
He is cool in chat. Hes bitter towards convention staff though. Apparently con staff are terrible to work with. On top of that he doesn't like to socialize very much. But I'm hoping to get to know him more at the con. He seems like an interesting guy with some solid opinions.
>>27785105
Yea totally man. I think I will do the bar trot. It sounds fun.
>>27785851
Remember to get the official bronycon VIP bartrot pass to gain special access to some crackers and a tshirt
>>27785974
totally worth the extra $20
>>27785974
Some>>27785974
Some crackers?
1 week fellow ponysexers
>>27786013
Oh shit!
Alright, here's a strawpoll for making a bronycon kik chat for nor/mlp/eople
VOTE VOTE VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640942
>pic related is a drawing I made for Braeburned to give to him personally
>>27786926
I'm pretty sure there's a horsefucker convention skype group. I've seen it posted around quite a bit.
>>27786013
>>27786926
It's weird seeing a picture of his oc without a dick in his ass
>>27786926
When you give him the pic ask him when part two of Comic Relief is coming out
>>27760476
Bronycon last year was my first convention ever, sadly I won't be going this year because I have no ponyfag friends, even though its only an hour away, I didn't get tickets. Do you think its still worth going to? It only costs 5 extra bucks at the door but I'm guessing the line will be packed.
I say we crash MLPG's Bronycon orgy.
>>27788258
I mean I knew I was going last year and I still haven't gotten a ticket. The cost of travel and lodging is a much bigger factor for me.
But ya go. Unless you have other plans man this is a huge con. You'll looks back and be like man I wish I went even if you don't have a blast every second.
Go on the bar crawl stick in the threads and hang with other people from this stupid website. If you live close you might even meet some horse people from nearby.
The worst that could happen is you blow 150 bucks on a weekend playing games in the game room, looking at cosplays, buying horse shit at the vendor hall, and drinking with people you'll never see again.
>>27788371
That said I hate the people that run the con. Total dramafag jews. Some of the worst people in the fandom. I hate supporting them but this is the biggest horse con so I always enjoy going.
>>27788219
THIS
>>27788287
They have enough people for a separate orgy?
Hop in the Discord!
0npPzSIhBkB6SvD9
>>27788258
I know exactly how you feel, anon
I had so much fun last year when I went with my friends but I don't have the money to afford a plane ticket to fly down this year and it's put me in a pretty shitty mood.
Someone go have fun at Bronypalooza for me
>>27788508
>/pol/posters
Ya rused me good.
>Tfw was going to fly in from Swedenistan, because why not
>Tfw boss wouldn't give me a few days off
http://mlpg.co/ot/res/1080.html
>>27771048
I bumped into a guy who came from the UK two years ago
>>27789149
What is this website?
>>27771048
>>27789235
Germoney.
Did i win?
>>27789235
Something to do with mlpg apparently.
>>27788219
>When you give him the pic ask him when part two of Comic Relief is coming out
Coincidentally, he hates being asked this question because he always gets nagged about it. I figured I'd talk to him like he's any other cool person rather than the "artist who draws my clop fuel", he might appreciate that.Can't wait for it though.
If it helps, I remember him either posting or telling me that it will be done after this month long chain of conventions ends since he only has 1-2 pages to do now, or something like that minus fluids (cum).
>>27787526
Oh yah. Should I make a NSFW version to give to him? I don't know how the hell I can get a NSFW print without dropping major spaghetti
>>27790139
>NSFW version to give to him?
YES!Much spaghetti would have to be spilled though...
>>27779945
I can't roadtrip because I live like 20 minutes away, Fuck.
>>27790743
Come to trotcon ^:)
>>27790139
Give it to him at the trotcon after dark vendor hall or alternatively just hand it to him facedown/in a folder and don't say dick too loudly. No one will care if you don't wave it in childrens faces.
Just as a precaution, I suggest those of you who have to walk any distance to the con pack an umbrella or poncho. It looks like it might rain, so you don't want to be the fuck that got caught outside in your cosplay for the 30 second torrential downpour.
>>27792628
Rain? What a shame. We'll just have to stay inside and drink all night.
>>27792628
Don't have to walk a distance, but I'll bring my R.D hoodie in case it happens to prevent getting ill, that's the last thing I want to happen while I'm out of town...
>>27772852
Yeah but in my country people don't have to get into debt to go to college
>tfw live in utter shithole and the only horsefucking gathering consisted of 14yo kids who don't even drink or discuss horses
I will be attending.
I will be dressed as Anon, with a pilot's hat.
I will have a large Moondancer riding my shoulders, reading books.
>>27795404
I better see you carrying a lunchbox full of Spaghetti-os
>>27794581
You must live in a shithole if it's legal to horsefuck with kids.
>>27795431
If he doesn't I'll be carrying spaghetti in my pockets to drop just in case somebody has a moment.
>>27793207
Ah drat, what a shame
This will be my first time going, can't wait. Can't wait to buy some plushies, meet some cool people, and interact with some truly outrageous people
>>27795404
And I'll be bring my PS4, some controllers D3, and a shitload of alcohol.
Hopefully someone throws another party involving fluttercock dispensing shots.
>>27795661Ive got a flop Tucker XL I can bring if you're down.
>>27796129But does it have the cumtube?
>>27796426Yes.
>>27776543
Me too. 417 represent.
>>27781709
I take the bus because it's a lot cheaper than flying, plane tickets are expensive, and I get good deals on greyhound tickets, I only spend $119. Plus, I have nobody to carpool with.
>>27797034
Genericfield: the "other" MO citysee you at the party fellow flyoverfriend
>>27797356
Aye. We Flyoverfags have to stick together
If anyone's interested in hanging out for the bar trot and some panels, drop a line here, [email protected]
>>2779753>>27797535
Email? Just join the skype listed earlier in the thread.
>>27797681
I got an old phone anon.
>>27760476
I went to one 2 years ago and the only people I saw from 4chan were pimply-faced teens who I'm pretty sure weren't old enough to drive throwing boxes of dried spaghetti in the elevators and someone making mayonnaise salad and spilling some on the floor. This was the highlight of the con.
>>27788258
I went to my first con at MWBF this year alone. It wasn't amazing but it wasn't terrible either. You just kinda go around and casually talk to people once in a while and compete to not be as awkward as the person you're talking to.
It's like a game.Didn't make any friends though
>>27798023
>>27798023
>mayonnaise was two years ago
feels like only yesterday.
I'll be there on Saturday with a friend from college. Gonna be on my own on Friday though so if you see someone with an Existential Gummy (15: What is Divegrass?) Jersey and scarf, you'll know who it is.
>>27798239
Is it too late to get a jersey, or does someone still do them?
>>27798271
If I recall, Zemming used to be part of the staff of the con. If you see him pop up in a thread he might be able to help you out...
>>27798450
Sidenote: Zemming, if you read this and you are at the con, my offer of buying you a drink for your work on the jerseys still stands.
>>27761501
>Jet Set
Oooh. Obscure, yes, but I'm sure it will be great. I'm going as my OC with a few old HS friends (who are also going as their OCs), so we are about as obscure as you can get. Look out for >pic related, and I'll be sure to take a pic with you
>>27761675
I'll be in the Marriot too. Again, look for >pic related and we'll talk
>>27763521
I'm assuming just the /mlp/ scarf and jersey? I'd like to get my hands on some NSFW art of my OC
>>27771048
Northern NJ, but I actually have to take a bus from NYCanyone taking the greyhound bus from Port Authority at 1pm on Wednesday? We might see each other
>>27773641
Thunderlane?
>>27775340
>seafood
my man. Unfortunately, I'm allergic to some fish, but at least I can still eat shrimpwe should hit up Bubba Gumps it's the best trust me
>>27775721
Fucked it, came on it, and horn up the butt
I remember it like it was yesterday
>>27776076
>OC sketches
I will be on white/philipino alert. Any idea what you'll be wearing/cosplaying
>>27785589
We should post stuff on Yik Yak if anyone still uses that
>>27798841
The local yik yak would be so fucking confused
>>27798841
I use kik myself. I'll be heading to the con on Firday morning.
>>27776076
I'm guessing you be moving around I supposed.
Lets say I'm a horsefucker with liver problems (but quite sociable). Will I awkwardly stand in the back if I can't drink, does everyone get blackout drunk?
>>27799665
No one actually parties at bronycon. Where do you think we are?
>>27799665
No it's fine. Drinking is an overplayed meme anyway. You'll have ab advantage in beer pong and a disadvantage at gargling the horse dildoes.
It's a party so there's not intense discussion going on but you can still have gun and no one is gonna shame you.
>>27800747
Please don't bring a gun anon...
>>27775325
This, how do you think those dino skeletons got there?
>>27802631
But muh ticket only cost $163 (without luggage) coming to about $213 with luggage.
That's more money for horse dildos and booze anon!
>>27799665
Not everyone drinks at the convention, it's not the only thing people do to have fun. I rarely drink and rather avoid booze because it's not my thing. I won't say I'm straight edge because I do take shots of vodka sometimes and such, but not at contentions or parties, mostly in the private of my house.
>>27797128
$119 is pretty good. There's really no reason to fly unless you're in a hurry. You coming to TrotCon? That's how I met the people I carpool with. Plus it's an awesome con.
>>27798271
I'm still taking names down if people are interested. Send me an email at [email protected] and I'll add you to the list. Once there's enough people interested I'll look into doing another batch.
I also have one last size 5 (medium/large) Derpy jersey if anyone just wants to buy it at-con.
>>27798450
I work mornings/early afternoon in the Security room (325) if y'all need anything. Off-shift I'll be wearing either my Twilight "Buy My Book" or Chrysalis "zemming" jersey.
>>27798460
Yeah man, thank you! I'd love to grab a drink sometime. Shoot me an email or find me at con, we can figure something out.
>>27802689
Nah, the only convention I do attend is Bronycon because I'll have the time and money to spend. One of these days, I will attend other cons whenever I get extra, but I don't see it happening for a while. Also, I'm going to Email you too, since you're selling Jerseys. Now I just need ScarfAnon to send me an email so I can buy a Scarf from him.
>>27802676
This
But with me, I'm to worried about getting caught because
>19
>>27802689
Can we stop by and say hi to you Zemming?
>>27803122
Of course man! As long as it's not super busy, feel free to stop by whenever
Reminder to join the convention skype group. At least a dozen people going are there so it might be a good chat to congregate in.
I swear to god you'll all be the gayest faggots ever if we don't get to drink out of the horsedick.
4 Days.
>>27807041
Ive got standards, I aint drinking out the horse dick.
Yall niggas just gay/bi. Is it a ritual? Hell if I know.
>>27807635
Not a ritual, more of a.....tradition. it's an optional thing people do every year for fun.
>>27807714
oh?
who started the tradition?
and does it symbolize OP cant sucking horsecock?
>>27807768
Ares told a blind prophet to tell Caesar to tell a temple of monks to tell a drunk guy to do it. It was written in the scriptures. It symbolizes the human condition.
>>27807041
>>27807635
>>27807714
>>27807768
>>27807801
>>27807845
I legit would, but it's not sanitary...
>>27808017
If the people who have them own them, they take care of them. Religiously. Trust me, the last thing you want to do is have your $200+ toy reeking of shit and anus.
Is it a tradition or something we did the last year? I mean we had one 2 years ago but we didn't go to a party with it.
>>27808017
Ya we keep them very clean. I mean we only use it to
>ironically
drink from at cons. We'll probably even bring stuff to clean them off eith at the party.
Also if you can fit it up your ass I'd be impressed.
quick save.
So how much did it suck?
>>27773641
Any zebra would work.
>>27807041
I couldn't last year on account of mouth sores.
If I bring a spritzer of sanitizing acetone, would that be rude?
>>27812654
So fucking rude dude. Don't even bother showing up, that's the lowest
>>27798050
It's probably because you tried to hard.
>>27813373
In the end,It doesn't even matter...
>>27813453
Maybe you would have remembered it more fondly if you cared more about making friends than just trying to not be as awkward as them?
>>27809057
>all this alcohol
damn, I really don't want to get caught since I'm underage
do you have to drink there, or would it be cool if i just hung around
>>27813500
I mean drinking is kind of overrated but it's still fun. Last year chelis was checking IDs most of the time because we were in a hotel conference room.
Personally I don't care. As long as you're not like a little kid you're welcome to drink as long as you promise to take ot easy.
I'm in charge of the trotcon party though not this one so idk what the situation will be. At many cons parties are in hotel rooms and they won't care how old you are.
>>27771048
>>27789196
That could have been me. I've been flying from London since 2014. I'm the guy who walk round with the Union Jack.
>>27807227
3 more days!
>>27814464
Was he the guy who entirely ignored the stolen Note plushie being paraded around and people asking to touch it?
>>27816497
Wut
>>27760476
Just filled up the convention vanrape vancan't wait to party hard. Any other anons gonna be dressed up at the gala?
>>27818097
Didn't mean to be a name fag. Forgot to remove that shit.
>>27818097
What is the gayla like?
>>27765389
TOP KEK
>>27818107
>>27818097
Define dressed up?
I'm going to be LARPing a terrorist with the other airsoft bros.
>>27766518
I tried to join, but i just get an untitled conversation. Help?
>>27819976
Learn to social media. We're in here.
I haven used skype in years, fag.
>>27760476
>tfw too poor to ever go to america much less bronycon
I would buy so much shit. At least digital picture are free.
