>Welcome back to "To catch an anon"
>Our next investigation led us to Ponyville, in South Equestria.
>The beautiful rural town is well renown for an abundance of friendship and magic and also for his perfectly balanced community of pegasi, earthies and unicorns.
>But, even in this wonderful place, anons lurk silently, almost undetected.
>That's why we've set a new trap house, in collaboration with the internet vigilante group "Molested Justice", filled with more than 40 hidden cams and mics.
>>27775560
>Meanwhile, Anon sits at his desk, reading about the practices of using magic to enhance strength in non-equestrians
>As he rides, he slightly hikes a leg up and toots
>One of his roommates; a gray music mare, groans as she passes by
>"Ugh! Disgusting..."
>Not taking his eyes off the page, he replies
"I did it in my room, Tavs. You have zero right to complain."
>A few moments pass before a large belch comes from one of the rooms next to Anon's
>"UGH! I live with ANINALS!"
>A small grin finds it's way to Anon's lips
"Nice one."
>There is a slam from the front door
>Anon waits a few moments before continuing his research on cheating his way to swole status
>meet Sweetie, our new decoy
>Sweetie is an actress, she will play the part of a filly who's alone at home, luring many anons into it.
>She's a professional, having staged many more stings and also spent many years together with real fillies, pretending she's one of them
>Her peculiar story revolves around her newfound cutiemark, a fact that, as you will see, many anons tried to take advantage o
>"yeah bby I wanna eat ur flank"
>"Noooooo ;_; I just got my cutiemark!"
>"Dun worry bby. I wont hurt ya."
>"Will u be gentle?"
>"I will be so gentle ur cutiemark will feature a rain of sperm after me"
>>27775571
>fart jokes
fucking americans
>>27775602
This thing seems really interesting.
Though 40 minutes since the last bit? Did OP ran outta ideas or just bailed?
>>27775697
perhaps he never expected this much audience.
>>27775718
well he didnt get much at first, so maybe he got a bit discouraged. But that could of course also just meant that he posted it at a bad time.
don worri op i got u
May as well keep it bumped for a little longer. If OP is kill, I'll take over.
>>27776150
after 4 hours I'd have to say that OP is kill or asleep.
