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In the CYOA you control both MCs independently.
Rules:
Tell me which pony you want to preform your suggested action.
Goal: The robots told both ponies to kill each other.Are either of them really murderers?
Cleaver Buttons (Unicorn)
Items:
-Sword
-Shotgun(3 Shells)
Injuries:
-Cuts from glass window (Near Superficial)
-Cut's from fishing-line digging into her sides.(Near Superficial)
Freshly Squeezed (Pegasus)
-Rifle(2 Rounds)
-Machete
-First aid kit(Partially used)
-Weak glass shard
-Portable Nail-Gun
Injuries:
-Crossbow Bolt wound on left shoulder(wrapped and partially treated)
-Blood loss (Fatigue)
-burnt out robot
-arc-welder
-radio (getting outgoing interference)
>>27410031
>>27411183
>Buttons realizes that this is no time to get angry and lunges foreword wrapping her hooves around Squeezy pulling her into a tight hug.
"I'm- I'm sorry!"Buttons says in between sobs,"This place is driving me crazy and I'm scarred. I don't want to fight with you, I just want to go back to my boring dumb life."
>Freshly Squeezed cringes in pain as Cleaver Buttons puts pressure on her shoulder. knowing that she means well Fresh grits her teeth and accepts the unicorn's affection.
"It's okay,I'm scarred too. and I don't know what to do either." Fresh admits. "All I can think of is sitting here with you with some blunt objects and waiting for those stupid machines to get us. I wish, I had a better plan."
>Buttons' face is now a bit soggy with her own tears.
"I You're right though, I don't know what kind of traps we could set up so I know why you thought that was stupid but, I don't want to wait for them to kill us, I want to do something. I just wish those weapons would appear like they did before again, but I don't know how to do that either.
What do both mares do?
>>27668382
The welder has been shown to be effective, while conventional weapons are ineffective.
Perhaps plasma weaponry would be useful?if dubs
>>27668382
I dunno. It's been a while and I forgot what we've done and what our plan was if there was one.
Have we re-explored the building for additional supplies?
>>27668382
Plasma gun would be nice too
>>27668382
Freshly: Buttons, if there's no other way out and it comes down to being forced....I forgive you.
>>27668382
Gee. If only we had some self-recharging plasma weaponry lying around...
>>27668499
Dubs for plasma guns. Two of them. Self recharging.
>>27668499
Hope this works
>>27668499
>>27668600
Two, you gotta make it happen!
>>27668499
weap·on·ry
ˈwepənrē/
noun
noun: weaponry; plural noun: weaponries
weapons regarded collectively.
>>27668653
Uhh, anon? What was the point of this?
>>27668676
I was showing that it implied multiple weapons.
>>27668709
Oh. That's what I was already trying to imply with my dubs. I hope we get an arsenal. I'm genuinely surprised that I got them too.
>>27668499>>27668600
>>27668451
>>27668497
>Buttons releases Squeezy and wipes the tears from her face with a little sniffle.
"C-can we check the building one last time? Waiting to die is just, I don't feel good about it." Buttons asks.
>Fresh squeezes out a weak smile.
"Yeah, I guess we're fucked anyway, I do't think a little look around will hurt."
>Both mare pick themselves up and begin walking out of the radio room.
As they begin walking Freshly Squeezed speaks up "Hey, if there's no other way out and it comes down to being forced....I forgive you."
>Buttons stops in her tacks.
"No! No we're going to get out of this. We're..."
Buttons stops short as she sports some odd equipment laying in the hallway that wasn't there before. Both pieces seem to have some sort of hoof activated trigger system and are shaped very much like carbine rifles but are foreign to both mares.
What do both mares do?
>>27668770
Nice. Can we get some advanced powered armor too?
>>27668770
Have the poners share the guns. One for each.
>>27668770
Realize the magically appearing weapons have returned and jump for joy.
>>27668794
Armor please,
Also they should investigate those things, being cautious and treating them like potential weapons, they've found other weapons before and were just talking about them.
>>27668866
Dude
>>27668866
>>27668877
You guys should have suggested advanced power armor when you posted.
>>27668877
Oh crap, I can't believe that just happened,
Armor if dubs please.
>>27668895
Every time we post. Make sure to suggest something in case we get dubs. Like armor for example.
>>27668794
>>27668868
>>27668895
>>27668901
>>27668907
Let's not abuse this too much. We just got two high powered weapons. Armor would be cool, but I don't think we should use this too much.Since this is an experiment, if this system makes it into any future quests, I'd make it where you could only use it once or twice per in game day. It would keep it balanced, while still having new supplies coming in instead of a closed system.
>>27668983
True. All we were asking for is armor and weapons. That's it.
>>27668866
>>27668862
"S-Squeeze? Do you think these are weapons?"
"M-maybe... One for each of us?"
"Yeah... We were just talking about this though, so we should be careful."
>Both ponies grab one of the two mysterious pieces of equipment.
>Both mare get ready to continue exploring when suddenly a giant fist crashes through the wall opening a large hole that rain begins poring in. Attached to the fist, outside is a very large robot who looks at the two of you inside the upstairs hallway.
>"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted! We told you that we wanted the two of you to attempt to kill each other and..."
>The robot stops talking and seems to focus on the two mares with his eye.
>"Where? Where did you get those?"
>Behind both mare are the stairs and the radio room.
What do both mares do?
>>27669077
Test out the new toys while falling back.
>>27669077
Uh oh. He's on to our secret methods!
That is one huge robot. Time to tactically advance in the other direction.
>>27669077
Take retreating shots at its face while >>27669111
>>27669111
Well, dang. I should've suggested some advanced power armor.
But hey, at least those trips guarantee our survival hopefully.
>>27669077
Well, there's that armour.
What everyone else said, shoot and fall back.
Stairs, if we make it that far.
>>27669077
>>27669150
P.S. aim for the eyeball part.
>>27669105
>>27669111
>>27669127
>>27669150
>>27669164
>Both Buttons and Squeezy begin opening fire on the robot as they start to retreat down the stairs.
>"Get Back Here! If you do not come back our next actions will be a surprise rather than warning you about what your actions will bring."
>As both ponies pet the robot with suppressing fire they can see a strange aura appearing as they shoot close to the eye. At first it appears blue but as more shots hit the some area around the eye, the aura begins to turn more red.
>Both ponies run down the stairs and find that there is about 8inches of water flooding the downstairs.
Breathing heavily Freshly squeezed says, "We-we left all of our stuff upstairs with the radio."
Buttons just as winded says, "Did you see the size of that thing!? We still need to go!"
The robot is in front of the building, both doors to the ponies left lead to rooms in the front. The door to the left leads to a bathroom with no other exit. in front of the ponies is a window and behind them is the stairs.
What do both mares do?
I'm going to grab something to eat and pass out, good night everyone.
>>27669436
>Shield slowly turning from blue to red.
My gaming sense tells me something about that....
Also, roll for 2 suits of self repairing, advanced power armor.
>>27669436
Let's do this, let's go back up there and keep firing at that son of a bitch.
>>27669436
Cool, we can overwhelm the shields by focusing our fire.
>>27669456
Your already passing out?
>>27669456
Thanks Mr. Bath
Bumpalump
I don't even read this, but have a bump because I like you bath.
bum touch
>>27669463
>>27669475
>>27669490
"Squeezed, I'm going to go up and shoot at the eye, maybe we can overpower it."
"Right, I'll be right with you."
>Both mare climb the stairs and find the robot.
>"Good! You're back Now this will be your last chance. If the two of you choose not to kill each other, we will be forced to attack you both until only one is left alive."
>While the robot is talking both ponies focus their fire on the eye. one of the areas in the shield that appears turns red before the robot raises it's hand in front of Buttons' and Fresh's fire. The shots from the weapons the ponies are using make the metal hand begin glowing red as the robot reels it's other fist back.
>"Shall I take this as your answer!?"
What do both mares do?
>>27677652
Retreat to an angle where the fist can't punch you. Shoot at the joints, making them red hot could fuse them together and make the limb immobile.
Also roll for self repairing advanced powered armor. Though it only appears when we actually have time to put it on.
>>27677719
What they said.
I don't think we're getting rolls anymore, but just incase, force field armor, like what the robot has.
>>27677786
>>27677652
Wait, we have two different guns. Cross the streams!
Armor
>>27677719
>>27677786
Bah, lets make this a kaiju battle!
>>27677786
I like your ideas anon. A self repairing suit of force-field armor.
>>27677818
Crossing the fire from both guns has no added effect.
>>27677719
>>27677786
Both mare scream something along the lines of watch out.
>The robot says "Fine, I guess I'll take that as your answer then. May the superior pony survive."
>Both Freshly Squeezed and Cleaver buttons manage to duck behind the wall before a giant metal fist comes crashing through the building.
Looking at the joints of the robot they seem to be mostly cover besides some exposed areas under the armored plating it may be hard to hit there.
What do both mares do?
>>27678031
Well, there's that antenna on it's back. Let's shoot at that.
Roll: Lightning strike the robot
A better view of what these ponies are fighting.
>>27678031
Keep firing at the eye while trying to dodge it's attacks. It protected that for some reason. How high is the water?
>>27678031
All we can really do is take shots at the eye when we have an opportunity.
This room seems like it's pretty spacious. I think the poners should spread out, it's possible one might get an angle on it when the other doesn't.
Staying together has no real benefit here.
>>27678078
This thing, to be precise
>>27678031
Maybe we should both sneak into the forest/jungle. Those guys came with big weapons. With preperation we might be able to fight them, but we don't have that now. We need to grab the bug out bag and run.
>>27678303
But it's flooded
>>27678078
>>27678121
>>27678127
>>27678303
>Both ponies continue shooting at the eye as well as an antennae they spot on top of the the robot. Unfortunately this volley of fire seems to be much less accurate.
>"If you manage to destroy this shell, we do have more! What is it that you hope to accomplish?"
>All around there seems to be a near consistent 8inches of water covering the ground.
>Both Squeezy and Buttons consider splitting up but unfortunately they do not know where they should go.
"Maybe we should grab our bags of things and go Squeeze!"
"Do we have enough time, or should we just go!?"
"I don't know! We just need to get out of here! maybe we can loose them in the brush!"
"It's a good idea, but we still need a plan!"
>The robot crosses it's arms in front of it's eye and the eye area behind the arms begins to glow orange.
What do both mares do?
>>27678364
Run. That's the plan.
>>27678364
That thing needs to breath. Maybe its a cooling system. We could have Squeeze fly behind it to distract it. As it turns Buttons could use magic and debris to clog up the back vents. Aside from that I'm out of ideas.
>>27678391
Then run.
>>27678364
It's charging up it's laser beam!
>>27678391
>>27678396
>>27678431
>Freshly Squeezed takes a quick look at the robot over the ruined wall.
"I think it's charging a death ray! I'm going to fly to distract it, you run!"
>Buttons barely gets time to nod her head before Squeezy takes to the skies in the strong winds.
>Freshly Squeezed gets knocked around but she is able to maintain flight at least for now in the strong wind. As she fights to stay airborne the robot tracks her in the sky before letting an energy beam loose from it's center of mass.
>While Squeezy is distracting the robot Buttons notices a couple of vents on the back of the robot. Acting quickly, she uses her telekinesis to through debris into the vents which promptly suck them up.
>Buttons then grabs the first aid kit and stuffs it inside the food bag before dashing down the stairs.
>Once again buttons is standing in 8 inch water with two doors to rooms in the front of the building, (Entrance and unexplored room) the door to the bathroom and a window on the side of the building.
>Squeezy looks for Buttons outside but she doesn't see her yet. Freshly Squeezed begins to worry about Buttons as she realizes that she can't continue flying in these winds for much longer.
What do both mares do?
>>27678597
Squeezy really ought to start scanning for a safe landing zone.
I'm going to have to go to sleep now, Good night.
>>27678597
So we get into a position to fire into the vent ala Luke Skywalker
>>27678597
A shame the powers out or we could blind it with the welder and run into the underbrush. Buttons has to move fast, Squeezy won't last long against that thing. Move outside and run for the nearest pocket of foliage. Try to get Squeezy's attention while doing so.
>>27678629
File deleted ?
>>27683193
I want to squeeze buttons
>>27678597
Hey Squeezy, looks like he's smoking in he back.
If you can get behind him, aim for the area that looks damaged.
>>27683810
We must shove more random things up his air intake in!
My guess is it's the coolant system for the machine and the death ray. If we damage it enough, it'll fall into thermal shutdown or melt itself internally once the death ray is fired again.
>>27681779
I dunno either
>>27681779
>>27686355
it was probably deleted for a reason
>>27686420
Looks like someone spilled water on a piece of paper
>>27686420
Suspicious
>>27686420
The smoke from the exhaust?
>>27680747
>>27681217
>>27683810
>>27683856
>Squeezy notices some coming out of one of the vents on the robots back. assuming that she may be able to damage the robot via the vents she tries to strafe around to hit the robot's back. As she tries to get behind the robot it keeps it's front facing the pegasus.
>Buttons exits the building through the window and lights her horn to try signaling Freshly Squeezed that she has exited the building. The water is soaking her hooves as she looks up in the sky at Fresh dodging the death ray as it peters out.
>Freshly Squeezed is nearly out of energy from fighting the high winds when she spots a bright purple light on the ground. Squeezy realizes that Cleaver Buttons must have made it out of the building.
What do both mares do?
>>27692012
Squeezy needs to get to the ground, Buttons needs to damage the vents while she has the rear of the robot.
Perhaps clog the other one with the fencing if she can.
>>27692012
>>27692034
Or try shooting up there, whichever she feels she's more likely to pull off.
>>27692012
Squeezy should keep the back facing toward Buttons. Though she might have to be on foot now from exhaustion.
Buttons should go all out. Just unleash our plasma rifle on those vents and make em red hot while using her magic to shove things in it.
Hopefully the robot will activate it's death ray just in time to melt its own processors.
>>27692012
Get 'em butts!
Bumblebeep
>>27697934
It ends bump
>>27699215
It never ends bump
>>27692034
>>27692070
>>27692130
Recognizing that Cleaver Buttons has a better chance of getting away from the robot or perhaps hitting those vents, Freshly squeezed tries to keep the robots attention turned away from Buttons. Also recognizing that She can't stay in the air much longer, Squeezy attempts to land in the clearing to avoid being slammed into the trees.
>As Fresh touches the ground a strong gust catches under her wing and blows her into the flooded ground.
>Cleaver buttons see Freshly Squeezed touch down opposite of the robot, and fall into the water.
>Recognizing that she has a clear shot on the robot's rear vents she opens fire on the android. Buttons doesn't manage to hit the robot's vents with most of her shots, but enough of her shot hit the chassis to get the robot's attention.
>The robot spins around and fires one of it's hand-spikes at Buttons. The spike misses and splashes muddy water into the air. The robot seems to be pulling on the wire connecting the Spike to it's fist.
What do both mares do?
>>27700369
Buttons, cut the cable with your plasma rifle and try to fasten the broken cable to the remains of the radio tower base. Then grab Squeezy and book it.
>>27700471
That or try to tangle its legs in cable star wars style.
>>27700479
>One more pass...
>>27700471
Isn't Squeezy on the other side of the bot?
>>27700471
>Buttons, turns her rifle on the cable attached to the spike and opens fire. The cable turns red-hot and snaps off of the spike.
>Before The unicorn can try tangling the robot in it's own cable the robot begins falling backwards, eventually falling on it's back-end.
>Cleaver Buttons races to Squeezy who is still getting up from her fall.
"Are you okay!?" Button's asks as she helps Freshly Squeezed up the rest of the way.
"Yeah, just a little wet."
>Buttons holds Squeezy up and the two of them make their way into the trees as the robot is still recovering.
>Both mares are now in the high grass and trees, the water is still 8 inches high on their legs.
What do both mares do?
>>27701106
We need high ground. If its flooding from the rain, go in the opposite direction of water flow. If its storm surge from the sea, follow it inland. Keep to the brush and try to find roads. Hopefully we can get to the mine.
>>27701106
Why don't we climb up the downed robot and finish it off once and for all?
>>27701106
If the vents are exposed we should go for those, if not, running away seems like the best plan.
>>27701106
Shoot it in a vulnerable looking spot as you run.
>>27701254
>>27701305
>>27701306
>The robot still on it's back begins to get up. The vents were smashed into the ground and the eye was on the top, facing up. Nothing vulnerable was reasonable exposed.
>>27701206
Squeezy tugs a bit on Buttons' hoof, "Come on, let's go."
"Where!?"
"We're going up stream. the water must be flowing from higher ground."
>Both ponies start walking against the current looking for higher ground as the water seems to get a little deeper with the passage of time, although it may just be in their imaginations.
>As Freshly Squeezed walks she sharply inhales as she takes steps on her left foreleg as she is holding her gun in her right one.
>Eventually the ponies find a road leading up an increasingly rocky path.
>As they continues up this road they come across a very large dump-truck that seems to be missing one of it's front wheels. The Vehicle looks a bit rusty and is wedged into a dip in the side of the road.
What do both mares do?
I'm passing out here, sorry about the low amount of updates, I was running pretty slow tonight.
>>27701640
Night Bath. Thanks for running.
>>27701640
Wonder if there is anything useful in there. Buttons should carry the gun since Fresh's injury is giving her problems.
>>27701739
Seconding this
And this
>>27701711
Beb
>>27701640
>The vents were smashed into the ground
This is great. It means the robot is probably incapacitated at this point.
Not only were water and mud sucked into the air intake, but they also protruded the farthest from its back, which means the whole weight of the robot were probably put on those vents, probably smashing them up into the robot.
Basically, the vents should be clogged and the robot is going to be overheating like a bitch now.
get out of my life robots! who made these assholes anyway
pony bump
Robot bump
>>27705777
Pobot bump
lively bump
>>2770173
>Freshly Squeezed stops under the truck to catch a break from the rain. As she sits in the faux-dryness under the truck Cleaver Buttons looks at her, feeling kind of sorry.
"Hey, um Squeezy?
"Yes?"
"I noticed that you were having some trouble walking with that gun. Do you want me to carry it for you?"
"I don... I'm not sure it it's the best idea. What if they catch us by surprise?"
"So, you don't feel comfortable without it?"
"No. I'm just Are you sure you want to carry it for me?"
"How about this, I'll check this truck and then we'll make a final decision."
"Yeah, we'll both just think about it, and I'll keep an eye out.
>Perching the truck Buttons finds a couple of safety vests, a pair of safety googles, three respirators, a plastic hard hat, a metal hard hat
a list of directions, a clipboard with a vehicle checklist, a CB radio hooked up to the truck and a pass for a mining-site.
What do both mares do?
>>27708819
Freshy, you think you could hold the gun underneath your wing, or is it too heavy?
>>27708819
Safety vests are brightly colored and have reflective strips so they'd only make us more visible. The safety googles might help keep the rain out of Fresh's eyes if she tries to fly again. What type of respirators are they? Fresh should get the plastic hard hat since it's lighter and Buttons should get the metal hard hat. Check the radio, the directions, and the checklist. Also take the pass.
>>27708819
If they catch us by suprise these guns wont be fired, they'll be dropped shortly before us. We arent in a position to survive an ambush. However they are useful for covering fire, distractions, and a few other utilities. If it makes you feel safer, by all means carry it.
If the battery in the truck is still charged, try the radio.
CAlling it here for the night.
>>27709374
Is there a picture to go with that last post?
>>27708895
>>27708977
Air Purifying Respirators
>>27709011
>Realizing that she might be able to hold things in her wings Fresh tries holding her gun in it. It seems to work just fine even though she is a bit more clumsy when she tries to hold things in them.
>Buttons tries the radio, oddly enough the batteries seems to be supporting it. Buttons tosses the metal hard-hat on and stuffs the pass into her bag.
>Before pursuing the radio further Buttons pops pops out of the door to give the plastic hard-hat and goggles to Squeezy,
"Hey, I found some stuff that you might want to... What are you doing?"
"I'm just, trying to hold this gun in my wing."
"Can pegasi operate things like that?"
"sort of, not really. no."
"Oh, well anyway I found some stuff you should wear and I think I found another working radio. You should hop up here!"
>Squeezy hops into the truck and Buttons shows her the directions that seem to detail a path between a mine and a refinery, and the checklist that is full of things to check on the truck before use.
What do both mares do?
>>27709383
I was asking if they were the cheap disposable kind. If they were, we could take the straps off of them and create a crude sling for our guns.
>>27709383
Not much for us to do but head to either the mine or the refinery. Whichever's closer.
let's go to page 1
>>27709383
Let's go to the mine, we're dressed for it.
have a bump from 10.
Kiss each other.
>>27714061
Hold on anon. They have tocuddlefirst.
>>27714526
On the topic of ponies touching ponies,Why did hoof-holding become a meme, saying that it's a corrupt fetish?
I think it's quite adorable.
>>27714597
>Lithy pic out of nowhere
Is that you, SWC?
Honestly I'm not sure. You should try asking the general and get slapped in the face in the process. Sounds counterproductive, but you'll eventually find the answer.
>>27714597
>Holding hands
has been around for a while. No idea when it came out, but it really is adorable, especially when it comes to poners.
>>27714660
Buttons and Squeezey hoof holding lewds when?
>>27715032
After they both live, hopefully.
You will never be determined as this little pony bump
>>27716248
Throughout this CYOA, Buttons' will to live has been greater than Squeezy's by far.
As someone who liked Squeezy more back when they were fighting, I knew Buttons was more likely to come out alive of the two of them.
>>27716280
I'd agree with that.
>>27716280
Buttons has a fighting streak in her.
>>27709478
They are the disposable kind.
>>27714526
>>27715032
>Buttons turns the CB radio off.
>Both mares sit quietly in the truck sharing the only seat, which has been one of the softest things either of them have found in this place besides each other.
>Cleaver Butons places her hoof on Freshly Squeezed's foreleg.
"Fresh? I think I've actually gotten closer to you here than most anypony else for the last couple of years."
>Squeezy turns her self to face Buttons and wraps herself around her.
"Yeah Buttons. I'm starting to feel close to you too."
>Both mares enjoy each-others warmth for a while as the constant shower of raindrops pelt the truck's warn exterior.
>>27710161
>>27710827
>Both ponies decide that heading to the mines is their best option.
>After getting out o the truck, they continue heading up the rocky path they had been following.
>Suddenly a palm-tree falls in front of their path.
>Looking at the palm's stump, it seems to have been cleanly cut.
>Both mares start to get a feeling as if they are being watched.
What do both mares do?
>>27716329
Go around? If something doesn't want us to go this way,like the robots,than we definitely want to go this way.
>>27716329
>tree gets cleanly cut in front of us
>we go to the mines anyway
>cave caves in due to 'natural occurences'
I mean, I havent got a better idea.
But stay away from tall things like trees, in case one falls on us.
>>27716387
Yeah fuck, I don't know what to do either.
If said there was a tunnel going from s to f, but I don't see an F on this map. Also, it says "Have to find the mine," so maybe the mine is our best bet.
>>27716329
I feel like we're on the right track, let's just make sure nothing nearby is going to cut us down.lewd
>>27716329
They have mechs. Why would they attempt to sabotage a tree? Is it a warning? Continue but keep eyes peeled.
>>27716429
Yeah, I have no idea where we are. But Buttons and Squeezy seem to know where the mine is. The tunnels would be useful though.
>>27716429
if dubs a crystal that when crushed or broken
whomever broke it gets healed and is immune to damage for one hour and will reassemble every ten hours and teleport to where they need to go
( healing has a limit, grave or dead cant be fixed so its not op)
>>27717545
oops disreguard the name
light minigun with 1000 bullets
inb4 1000 too much ammo
miniguns eat bullets like a hungry fat guy eats cake
>>27717661
>>27717666
well, Fresh confirmed for satan before taken by the robots
a cute fucking satan
>>27717666
Nice arm hair Bath.
enjoy a bump from me.
page 10.
9
>>27716429
I'm not sure if you've noticed by now, but I think the F is in the square that has lines pointing to it.
>>27722320
That was my thought, but thanks for pointing it out.
>>27716516
>>27716521
>Both ponies continue along the path while keeping an eye out for anything suspicious.
>Almost immediately after continuing on their way Freshly Squeezed spots something on top of an excavation bucket attached to a crane.
"Buttons, Up there." Squeezy whispers while motioning towards the bucket.
>What Squeezy sees looks like a bipedal robot. It doesn't seem like it knows that they see it yet, but it is also a little far away so bulls-eyeing this robot from where the ponies are may be difficult.
What do both mares do?
>>27724267
Shit, I don't know. Creep closer out of sight and take aim? Fucking robots.
>>27724267
Maybe this one is friendly?
>>27724267
naked robopirate
assume friendly until it comes after our booty. or tries to kill us.
I'm sorry about the one update a night shit. Work has been kicking the shit out of me.
Unfortunately the responses for the last update came after I sketched this out and I wanted to do some more art of Squeezy and buttons before this experiment for personal reasons.
Anyway, I should hopefully be able to update on time tomorrow since I ended up passing out for too long after work today.
Either way, Good night for now, hopefully I can get moving tomorrow and we can get closer to wrapping this shit up.
>>27724621
Squeezy is too cute.Sleep tight Sleepybath.
bumping at ten.
>>27724621
dont worry about it, m8
the fact that you continue to update is good enough
>>27727272
Spooky numbers.
But I agree.
Also it roughly looks like an assaultron.
boop
>>27724621
hnnnnng
>>27728466
This
Still warming up Bump
>>27730297
Oh hi Nadine. Maybe she'll absorb all the bad luck.
>>27730297
Of course! To survive we just have to eat out the robots!
>>27730563
>>27730830
well you know what they say
if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
>>27730830
Whoops! The robots are supposed to eat out the mares!
>>27730830
Fuck, I love your attitude Nadine.
>>27730830
My sides.
>>27724376
>>27724446
>>27724504
"It might be friendly, It doesn't look like one of the other robots we've seen." Buttons says.
"Yeah, lets just walk by and see if it lets us pass. I mean If it attacks then we know it's bad but if it isn't then we might make a mistake."
>both ponies slowly walk further up the road, while the robot stands still on the excavation bucket.
>As they start getting very close to the robot, it slashes at the cable the bucket is attached to with it's left arm, severing the cable. The bucket falls down the hill toward Cleaver Buttons and Freshly Squeezed.
>In a panic both mares scream and start running out of the way of the falling bucket.
>Freshly Squeezed makes it out of the way but Buttons slips on the wet ground and lands on her face. the bucket rolls past behind Buttons leaving her to recover with her face in the mud.
>The robot drops from the cable and lands on it's feet in front of the ponies.
What do both mares do?
>>27731480
Plasma riffle it's stupid robot face. Actually aim for the chest so we don't miss though.
>>27731480
Focus fire one of the legs. We need to destroy the leg or cripple it so he can't do any insane super speed sword moves.
>>27731510
>>27731535
>Buttons is still trying to get up.
>Squeezy fires her weapon at the robot. Her first shot at the torso is easily dodged by the robot. Squeezy then fires a second shot at the feet and out of some kind of mercy of chance the shot at the feet blows off one of them.
>The robot Staggers back and manages to balance on it's stump.
>The robot begins to shamble towards both mares as Buttons picks herself up from the ground.
>Buttons lost her hard-hat in the fall.
>>27731809
Hit the other leg, then aim for the head.
>>27731809
Other leg. Make it crawl on its one arm.
>>27731814
>>27731895
>Freshly Squeezed takes a few shots at the other foot before finally blowing it off.
>The robot falls to the ground and begins scraping along the ground towards the ponies.
>Buttons walks up to the damaged robot and uses her telekinesis to press her weapon against the robot's head. Buttons starts firing 10 or 15 shots into the robot, leaving a red-hot melted lump where it's head once was.
"Buttons? Cleaver Buttons? Are you okay? You're scaring me a little..."
What do both mares do?
>>27732011
Buttons says she just starting to get sick of all this.
Continue on our way. Once somewhere safe and dry enough we might should change Squeezys bandages.
>>27732011
Do an immediate check on our surroundings. We were so focused on the robot that we forgot about what could be around us.
>>27732011
Buttons should say sorry awkwardly and put her helmet back on (unless it's lost for good).
Both of them should do a quick check of the robot and their surrounding and continue on.
>>27732011
Can it's sword be salvaged?
>>27732011
Look for the helmet
>>27732066
The fact that she lost her helmet is already worrying.
But when it's mentioned that she lost it in it's own sentence, it's suspicious.
We should look for it.
>>27732022
>>27732031
>>27732042
>>27732059
>>27732066
"I'm just a little... Sick of things..."
"Button's?"
"I'm sorry, I'm fine. I was just, kind of out of it. Hey, we should try changing those bandages next time we find some place dry."
"Yeah, That sounds like a pretty good idea."
>Both Squeezy and Buttons check around for more robots but nothing seems to come. They then manage to remove the sword from the robot but the blade that surrounds the faux blade no longer lights up and is only vaguely sharp.
>Both ponies then go searching for buttons helmet which is sitting below a cliff, dented up.
"Hey Buttons! I think I found your hard-hat down here!"
"It looks like it's seen better days."
"Do you think it's still good?"
"Probably..."
>Buttons levitates her hard-hat up. The internal webbing is jutted in on one side but it looks like Buttons head can still fit inside.
What do both mares do?
>>27732369
Put on that helmet and keep trudging ahead
>>27732369
Keep doing checks on your surroundings. Nothing should be aloud to sneak up on us.
>>27732387
>>27732422
>Buttons puts her helmet back on and both ponies continue up the road.
>Both ponies remain vigilant, making sure they aren't being spied upon.
>Eventually they make it to a large excavated area with a large cave dug into the bottom.
>There are two large robots patrolling the bottom and a big orange aura covering the mouth of the cave. There is also a small shack near the orange aura that the big robots look too big to fit in and appears newer than the other buildings on the island.
What do both mares do?
>>27732682
throw a rock behind the truck
>>27732682
Any way we can take control of the truck and run them over?
>>27732728
Buttons wouldn't happen to know that come-to-life spell, would she?
>>27732728
>cast spell
>first robot is caught completely off guard
>second robot barely has time to start shooting before it's pancaked
I'm actually going to stop here for the night.
I'm a little tired and I still need to eat.
>>27732775
we'll be waiting bby
almost fall off the board bump
boop
Kill all robots bump
Mares eating out robots bump.
>>27738011
Robots eating out mares bump.
>>27738011
>>27738768
Lewd when bump.
magnets are great ways to deal with robots.
boop
>>27742244
Super Intelligent AI will be the death of us all bump
how did I miss this thread for 10 days bump?
>>27747230
You gotta stalk your QM's better.
>>27743087
Strong AI will just be annoying.
>>27747978
Strong AI will beat you at chess.
>>27747989
Exactly.
>>27749981
Page 10!
>>27752494
Weak AI already controls us bump
>>27732728
>>27732746
>>27732774
>>27732706
>Both ponies ponder the situation for a while, trying to determine the best course of action.
"Buttons?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you have any sort of spell that could bring the truck to life?so we could have it smash up the robots for us?"
>Buttons seems to pause for a moment.
"Yeah, it involves starting the engine and putting it into gear. Hehe he... he."
>Squeeezy gives buttons a stern look.
Buttons eyes light up as she relays her new idea, "Actually, thinking about using spells to take control of the truck, if we get close enough, I might be able to operate the truck from a distance with my telekinesis. I just need to be close enough to see the controls so I can manipulate them."
"So I think that if we do that, we're going to have to find a way to distract those guards long enough for you to start the truck. Maybe we could throw a rock or something!?"
"Maybe, but if they see where we through from, we might be screwed."
"Yeah, Maybe we should look around a the area a bit."
"Okay."
>Both ponies survey the area a little better.
>The bottom of the pit has a bulldozer in addition to the dump-truck and on a hill to side is a large crane with an excavation bucket.
>The robots are underneath a large rock overhang near the mouth of the cave as well as the shack and the machine letting out the orange force field.
>There also seem to be massive drains at the bottom of the excavated area that are keeping it from flooding.
>The winds are still very high.
What do both mares do?
>>27756585
see if you can find a way to snap that excavation bucket to distract them, then run their asses over
>>27756585
Can Buttons summon a light orb near the other end of the mine? It'll make the robots think that they just got here and that they're over there.
>>27756585
it's a quarry so a rockslide would always be a threat and would need the attention of all workers present
>>27756585
Since they're under the overhang, we'd be able to get a lot closer and stay out of view if we got up there.
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Page 10 Bump.
>>27758429
I uh okay
>>27762411
I feel like it's an AI joke we're not getting. That or anon needs to up his haldol.
>>27762847
Subdivided makes me think Rush reference
Bath has referenced Rush in other quests, but I'm not getting it.
https://youtu.be/EYYdQB0mkEU
>>27762847
>>27763335
>type gibberish into my phone and let autocorrect turn it into woods
>mfw anons think I'm bath and try to divine the meaning of said gibberish
If I was trying to give you hints in this quest, it would be in code.
Also, there are no references to Rush in this quest... yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Dju2i4FZw
>>27763596
>no rush references
fix that
>>27756647
>>27756685
>>27756734
"Fresh, I want to look at that crane, we might be able to snap the bucket off."
"For what?"
"We might be able to use it as a distraction."
>Both ponies make their way over to the crane. The cables holding the bucket look like they are about the same gauge as the cable that was attached to the robot's spike from earlier. The cables are being violently tossed around by the wind, to hit them with one of the mare's weapons will be difficult at range, but there may be easy access to the cables from inside. The crane has two main cables, one that raises and lowers the boom and another that controls the height of the bucket.
>While on the cliff above the crane Buttons tries to see how far she can cast her light spell away from herself. She manages to get it past the crane. Freshly Squeezed estimates that Buttons is able to cast the light spell about 2000 feet away from her, although Buttons seems to think that it's 100 feet.
>Looking at the cliff that hangs over the mouth of the cave, reveals that the rock is very smooth. in this rain it will be treacherously slippery, but the angle looks like it could be walk-able. Still it's not a 100% guarantee that walking along it won't result in slipping off the cliff to almost certain death.
What do both mares do?
>>27764059
Can't Squeezy pick up Buttons and do a low flight out of the wind?
>>27764059
Not worth it. Maybe if Squeezy was in better condition, so she could help Buttons avoid a fatal slip--but as it stands, the risks are too great to warrant doing something that might not help, and may even backfire on us.
I think Buttons should just try to start the truck and crush the robots as planned, with Squeezy getting into a position where she can fire her plasma rifle at the robots if things go pear-shaped.
>>27764142
solid plan, let's do it.
>>27764059
Buttons is probably right. 2000 feet is nearly half a mile.
>>27764260
buttons is probably better at math than us.
>>27764142
>>27764196
>It is decided that the cliff is too risky.
>Both ponies head down the path and get closer to the mouth of the cave.
>As they approach the overhang from the other side they spot one of the robots pacing close to the truck.
>Quickly Buttons and Squeezy slip behind a boulder to avoid detection.
"I can almost reach the controls with my magic but I'm going to need to get closer, and starting it up might take a bit of time," Buttons whispers.
"We don't have to stick together, I might be able to get their attention if I head to the other side of the crater. Maybe I could fly down and start the bulldozer or have them chase me or something." Freshly Squeezed whispers back.
"Wait, can you fly in this weather?"
Not for very long and I can't carry anything heavy but in a pinch I'd probably be able to make it up the cliff. Although I might not land very softly."
"Well the bulldozer and the crane are here, and the CB flipped on in the last truck so who knows what else is in working order. We just need some sort of plan, I don't want one of us getting gunned down while we're trying to start the truck."
"I don't think either of us are ready to die after we came this far either."
What do both mares do?
CAlling it here for the night.
>>27764548
I don't know, I don't think I like that idea squeezy.
Squeezy should go before Buttons can stop her.
>>27764566
Thanks Bath.
Kiss
