612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is storytimed here!
>>27764011
Spike may firmly be Twilight's chief assistant, caretaker of the castle and its master chef, but he still has time to do things around town. When he's not helping to sort the library, he's often at Rarity's side as a general sewing aide or the muscle for a gem excursion. That arrangement seems to have suited just fine - has Starlight's arrival shaken up the schedule much?
>>27768448
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27774301
NOI
>>27774309
why does Cadance x Shining x Chrysalis have such a good dynamic?
>>27774342
characters who are evil with no explanation are fun to play with
Its hard to find good help these days.
>>27774342
hate sex is amazing in concept
>>27774374
ponies were really made to be maids
>M
>L
>P
They aren't yours, they aren't little and they aren't ponies.
They are fictional aliens to mesmerize you while the ZOG lobby takes over America.
Wake up sheeple.
>>27774302
>>27774374
What are you talking about? Apple is the most helpful horse.
>>27774522
Bring me the lemon watermelon
>>27774437
Why is she scrunching at the door?
>>27774538
She scrunches at everything and everyone.
Nyx wants you to stop ambushing her with a blanket.
She is going to sleep too much because of it and Twi is annoyed that she keeps waking up in the night.
>>27774534
Who knows where that one is, I'm sure she's out having a blast somewhere tonight.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27774591
Sleep tight.
>>27774562
does she have tourette's?
Maybe she has these involuntary movements and other neurological issues because she deeply represses her feelings about her parent's death and how hard it was on her to grow up on a farm without parents with an old mare and her child brother and baby sister, working herself to death even as a child trying everything to keep the family together and well-fed in a rural community on the frontier of a semi-medieval civilization.
>>27774604
would dash be a good snuggler?
>>27774622
I think it's just a cute tic.
>>27774622
I want to just call her jack
>>27774641
That depends, is it a competition?
>>27774680
no
don't say the c word around Dash
>>27774685
But Dash is the c word.
>>27774695
>>27774685
I have a good system, whenever Rainbow does something cute, you just tell her it's cool! She likes it better that way.
>>27774685
>>27774697
But she knows she's a Wonderbolt.
>>27774703
that's almost not fair
you could get her to do anything
>>27774711
I'm glad the ponies are achieving their goals
must mean we're close to the end
>>27774727
Pinkie hasn't gotten to hers yet.
>>27774756
Motherhood.
>>27774761
na
>>27774771
She's been training for this shit.
>>27774714
Ah, so that was Rarity's secret!
Pegapones have cute little chicken wings, they look so adorable when folded up.
>>27774789
>>27774756
Pinkie and Applejack were the only ones with satisfied lives at the beginning of the series.
Fluttershy learned to not be a shut-in
Bluecunt got into her sekrit club
Dress Horse opened up more dress stores
And Purple lived up to her teacher's expectations
Why else would they introduce Starlight? Everyone else has reached their destination. Without a new character shit would just be a treadmill. This show is nearing the end.
i miss necropone.
I love you guys. Also I'm drunk as fuck and shitposting everywhere right now so I'm not sure my love means much. I haven't been around at all for season 6; should I just catch up in chronological order or are some of the episodes bad?
>>27774848
am i supposed to know who you are?
>>27774848
I'd watch it all
It's got cute pones, fun jokes, and good visual gags
>>27774869
it's probably for the best that you don't.
I did some autistic rp and made a shitty addon.
sorry for namefagging.
>>27774848
I guess you could watch them in any order, like if you had a pony you really liked you could watch their episode first, or save them till last. But why would you do that? Just go down the list, the season has been good so far, so just take your time and get caught up before the hiatus ends, you should have enough time either way.
>>27774880
I still have your addon
>>27774886
>the season has been good so far
That's good to hear. I dropped pony due to ponyapathy but really I feel like I've betrayed a small part of myself. You guys were like family for _years_ and abandoning that fucked me up.
>>27774896
glad to hear it. I'm slightly mad that it wasn't something more publicly acceptable than a 4chan addon; even if it's shitty code, several hundred+ downloads would have looked good on my resume.
Still, I'm glad that some people are still getting some use out of it, and also that my changes to the code have made it more stable with regards to 4chan's shitty, ever-changing html.
mare is ready to be tackled
>>27774919
I'd tackle mare.
by that I mean I'd rape her.
>>27774922
>>27774399
>mfw ponies are redpilled
>mfw ponies gas jews and remove kebab
>>27774912
>>27774938
dude
fillies
>>27774942
ponies are very proud of their work
By 2019, all ponies have been captured by anons except for a few holdouts hiding in saddam-esque spider holes in the everfree forest.
>>27774970
my waifu
>>27775009
she's transfixed by New Epis
>>27775009
WHERE ARE THE SAINE STREAMS
>>27774579
who ISNT Out having fun on a Friday might
>ponut
>stallions
>collars
mlpg season 6
>>27774912
I started with Gauntlet of Fire because I lied and had actually seen up to On Your Marks. This is pretty decent. Dunno if that's because I'm literally fall-down-drunk, though. The concept seemed terrible, but the execution is seeming above-average.
>>27775034
But nobbs it's only Tuesday.
>>27775046
who ISNT out having fun on a Tuesday night
>>27775053
That pink pone knows what is up.
>>27775053
It's wednesday night you perennial autist
>>27775061
who ISNT OUT ahaving fun on a wednesday night
I'm gonna go to bed. I better not miss those 7 sevens that are coming up.
>>27775065
>who ISNT OUT ahaving fun on a wednesday night
this.jpg
>>27775065
what are you drinking nobberino
I just have rum and rootbeer
>>27775071
my eyes hurnt
>>27775034
>>27775053
>>27775065
Are you saying
that we can have fun
EVERY NIGHT
>The screen is dark as the game's intro starts up. Bleak wind blows. Necromancer pony, breathlessly: "Wake up."
>Fantasy music swells.
>>27775076I had a friend who did that.
Until he turned into the biggest asshole I've ever known.
>>27775079
>anon waskes up in a coffin, looks at pony, and gos back to sleep
>credits roll
>>27775076
YES
>>27775085
is the pony also in a coffin
are we trapped in a coffin together
is this like, a sex thing, pony
pony let me go
Every night is a good night.
>>27775010
Qvality waifu
>>27774970
>>27775095
you cant waifu the small hoerses
>>27775088
dont put yhe ponies in coffins
>>27775099
I don't, though.
I horseband them.
>>27775043
So I genuinely wanted to hate dragonchick but she's p. cool. Milner nailed waifu material.
>>27775099
i'll put you in a coffin if you don't stop frontin
>>27775102
you got good taste senpai
>>27775110Pinkie!
youtube.com/watch?v=eNvVzqmxYsQ
>>27775105
3 minutes in to No Second Prances and wow this is genuinely a pretty mature, nuanced lesson brewing here. I'm feeling some regret for abandoning pony for getting stupider.
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
>>27775163
I want to fuck that pony
>>27775179
She wants to fuck you too
>>27775183
really?
>>27775179
It's too early to fuck ponies though
>>27775189
>>27775189
It's never too early to fuck ponies, lad.
I always figured Pinkie to be the pony who gave no fucks.
>>27775189
No such thing.
If pony became real, she'd immediately have to go into government protective custody to save her from the horde of alien-looking motherfuckers who want to ream her willingly or not.
>>27775219
I'm sure the police and government officials would want to fuck her too.
>>27775219
But every fanfiction I've ever heard about says every Anon would give their life to protect pone. Are you saying fanfiction is wrong?
I always end up jacking it because of you assholes.
>>27775219
>into government protective custody
>>27775221
Pony squealing and banging her hooves on the two-way mirror to alert the rest of the facility that one of her guards has tased the other and is whipping out his four-inch-thick fanfiction
I ate a whole box of poptarts and now I feel like my stomach is going to burn through.
Which episode had cow rarity in it?
Also does anyone have the power ranking of all the show songs so far?
>>27775227
This thread is way below normal lewd levels, this is very light for hiatus, night-thread levels. Maybe you got something else on the brain.
>>27775262
>a whole box
>>27775277
They weren't even warm. I'm disgusted in myself.
>>27775269
I've hung around here for a very long time. Doesn't take much to get me going.
>>27775292Party inside Pinkie?
>>27775307You bought that Fluttershy realdoll yet?
>>27775307
Remember this
it's still one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZyTzgoLGA
>>27775281
>they weren't even that good, they were very cold
>>27775330
Yeah, I remember that one, it never found its way onto my regular rotation at any point, but it's memorable enough to click with me familiarly.
>>27775363
uh...
>I've got an exam that I can only repeat a year from now in less than a week
>>27775292
I saved this picture as
Pinkie gets her butt touched
>>27775371
Pass it this week.
>>27775376
SIR YES SIR
HAVE A HORSE
>>27775371
>>27775378
>>27775381
Just get it right this time and you can make all the jokes you want afterwards.
>>27775396
what a cutie patootie
How does this make you feel?
>>27775398
Do not boop the commander pone.
>>27775407
That was a nice comic
I liked Shining's gay guards
>>27775385
>noticed the girl with the huge rack instead of the horse
I have become the normie. Please shoot me.
>>27775407
Like this
>>27775385
>shout will never draw Steve porn
Take two Derpys and rub their butts together.
>Today is National Handshake Day
>>27775245
I would gladly attend Glimmy's lecture series on lewd
>>27775245
>Glimmer in a suit with glasses
>>27775520
GAAAAAAAAAAY
>>27775553
That's nothing
Princess Celestia said that every time she takes breath, a human child dies. Princess Celestia then started hyperventilating.
>>27775567
>Princess Celestia was the cause of SIDS all along
>>27775557
Stinky homo horse breath
>>27775520
>all that saliva
>>27775609
>All thatN O I
How many other couples have canonically had sex?
>>27775637
Mr. & Ms. Cake and all other canon parents.
>>27775641
Including Rarity and the highschool sweetheart who got her pregnant with Sweetie Belle?
>>27775650
Fuck off gavalanche
>>27775382
thanks!
Why is Rainbow Dash so attractive
>>27775713
because that's wrong.
>>27775713
She's a pony
IWTCIDH
I wanna be the Emprah's mane brusher.
I bet I'd get paid handsomely.
>>27775743
>you can't have nightmare if you never dream
>>27775743
What's she listening to?
>>27775778
Yeah well you can't have noightmares if you never dream
>>27775778
You know that line always makes me chuckle a bit because it's honestly something you'd hear from an jRPG villain.
>Everyone is suffering so I'll kill everyone and then no one will suffer anymore
>>27775778
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY IS HAVING A BAD DREAM
>>27775790
WOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
>>27775771
I want to be her husband
>>27774562
she's not the only one who eats like that
>>27775806
Why can't she be real
>>27775816
She is real though
>>27775832
Then why can't I hug her
>>27775834
Because she isn't on our plane of existence
>>27775844
How to I reach her?
I want to tell her she's very pretty
>>27775852
I like to think we'll get to her realm when we pass on.
So, just wait until the reaper calls your name.
You wouldn't give coffee to a filly.
>>27775857
Death comes...
>>27775860
I make a mean mocha iced coffee.
>>27775860
I would, to make kopi luwak filly style. Would sell to you for outrageous prices.
>>27775865
Aw, man, bone dust is hard to get out of sheets...
>>27775857
>>27775865
Leave me out of this
>>27775877
TAKE US TO EQUESTRIA ALREADY
>>27775877
>Saw someone get upset Discord got a toy with a lame Fluttershy
>This same person said it was a good representation of G4 at this point even though Discord or any male character for that matter never have or will get the amount of screentime the six get
I know I shouldn't let stupid people bother me, but holy fuck this is the dumbest thing to get bothered by.Just like getting bothered by other people being bothered
>>27775904
I really don't get what you're talking about.
>>27775916
I'm saying I'm upset because I saw that someone else is upset at the new Discord toy which looks rad as hell.
It's stupid me getting mad that other people are getting mad. But also me getting mad that someone is seriously trying to imply this isn't a little girls show anymore because of the sweet toys it's getting now.
>>27775928
Can we get a pic?
>>27775928
It was never a little girls show
Say 1 good thing about your least favorite pony and 1 bad thing about your favorite pony.
>>27775943
Faust please go.
This show is litreally for everyone that's why it's good
>>27775947
Her laughter is adorable
She's kind of a massive cockslut
>>27775928
Heh. I love (some of the) pony toys and had a Celestia cutie mark silver ring made for me in a random jewellery shop — and I honestly don't care if someone is upset about that. It's my fun that counts. If someone decides to let something like this poison his mood... Well, it's his choice.
>>27775943
Are you fucking with me?
I'm already peeved, anon.
>>27775941
Why do you want a pic of someone'stumblr
>>27775975
That's a neat ring, how much did it cost you?
>>27775975
It's just bizarre to me. Like, I'm trying to wrap my head around it because this person has complained about the guardian of harmony toys before, and it just seems like they don't even like the show anymore. Or they think the show warped into something else that I'm just not seeing.
>>27775986
>tumblr
>>27775975
I've heard a lot of stories on this site were people went full brony on their teenage years and now they regret it. I think that's why some people hate ponies yet can recognize small things like that, too.
>"Twilight, please, these are clearly dinglehopper's."
>"Only a naive dork would believe them to be forks."
>>27775986
No you god damn dummy, I said a pic of the figurine
>>27775998
Is just a website
>>27775949
Faust was the one who had the goal of making MLP a little girls show that was actually good, anon.
Just how many layers of irony are you operating on anyway?
>>27776012
He posted a frog, he doesn't have room to be judgmental.
>>27776007
You could have specified. I assumed everyone else saw this by now.
>>27776018
and he has at least 60 other frogs.
>>27775947
She's fluffy, tall and makes great faces and noises when cuddled.
She's arrogant and insecure.
>>27775988
~1000 UAH, it's about $40. Mostly for the job. 20g of silver is about 1/5-1/4 of it. It has the Lyra cutie mark on the inside also, that added a significant part of the cost.
>>27776018
>>27776025
Okay, that FS is pretty rough
>>27775997
99% of my friends that liked ponies had stopped watching the show by now. Not going to stop *me* though.
>>27776034
She doesn't even look bad
Filly wants to make a Tumblr and share her pictures and drawings to the world.
>>27776025
What the fuck happened to Flutters' tail
>>27776050
Went all out with the extensions.
>>27776050
Tail extensions
>>27776050
tail extensions
>>27776050
Tail extensions.
>>27776025
Is Fluttershy poseable here? That might explain the joints.
>>27776031
Fuck off to your pissjugs and trap porn, faggot.
>>27776064
Yes. One is poseable and the other is not.
I guess it's not as obvious to some people as you would think.God damn I am so mad
>>27776074
I've seen too many japornese poseable dolls in my life, so kinda learned to recognize it. It's OK for someone that doesn't know about it to be salty.You should educate them, not be mad.
>>27776091I feel like nothing good will come from me entering the discussion and I'll just end up even angrier
>>27776105
Well you either do something or don't.
If you don't — forget about it. You have something better and more interesting to do, right? Just mulling over it won't add anything to your life.
>>27776124
>You have something better and more interesting to do, right
I am browsing a pony thread at 11:06 AM talking about horse toys on my day off. Do you really think I have something better to do?
>>27775898
It's not your time yet
>>27776137
Well, I'm here too. But I'm also listening to music I like, talking with my friend and reading some Worm fanfiction while waiting for some work project to pop up. Generally enjoying my life.
It's a matter of attitude.
>>27776163
You know what?
You're right. I'm going to go play video games.
>>27776184
Good luck!
Might do that later too, my favourite roguelike just introduced a couple of new features, got to check that out.
Guys please don't leave me alone here
>>27776213No matter how many of us are here. You'll always be alone
>>27776213
https://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs?t=43s
>>27776213
Hey there friendo. I'm working a double shift at my wage slave job, so I can't stay long. But have a poner
>>27776213
You'll always have the ponies.
>>27776213
>>27776233
bzzz
>>27776293
pewpewpew
>>27776293
play with bug
>>27776309
Get ganned for exploiting bugs.
Exploit the bug
>>27776330
fund the bug
>>27776339
I want a show about fillies, bugs, and changelings.
Did you remember to give your queen some love today?
>>27776347
Fuck the queen, all i care for is are the smaller bugs.
>>27776330
exploit the bug into the world of pony sex trafficking for easy money
keep the bug drugged and in a constant state of orgasm for weeks on end
build an empire on shapeshifting bug pussi
>>27776355
The bugs are fucking the queen.
>>27776365
