612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is due out this Wednesday!
With Wonderbolts training, summer wardrobe lines, animal care, baking, farm work, tutoring AND whatever the map decides it needs them for, those Ponyville girls have a lot of work to do even in the hottest season. They're usually pretty good about making time to get some rest and have some group partying and support. And there's always some room for more!
Think the tree castle is well-insulated? It might make a good retreat when days get TOO warm.
>>27740795
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>lily
An apple a day.
>>27745161
What if you had 6 apples a day?
>>27745158
Now we're talking
>>27745173
Then that really keeps the doctor away.
>>27745173
Then you keep six doctors away.
Nyx says this Anon is nice but she wants something more of a stroking Anon.
>>27745193
Poor doctor ponies. Out of a job because of Applejack.
This guy just slapped your waifus ass in public
what do?
>>27745201
Nah, there will be a point where too many apples a day brings the doctors back.
>>27745211
Slap his ass
>>27745152
Pony just slapped your ass in public.
What do?
>>27745161
An apple for life keeps your world free from strife.
>>27745239
Blush and fidget
>>27745199
Anon accidently let them have filly love.
>>27745239
Why am I in public?
This is the story of Derpy, the ugliest pony in town
>>27745245
I need that apple wife for life.
>been attending highschool for at least 4 years now.
So she's got to be at least 17, right?
muh family
>>27745323
>muh dresses
>>27745323
>>27745322
Attending high school for 4 years (in America) puts you at 17-18 most likely
>>27745323
>muh wonderbolt
>>27745323
muh books
>>27745295
An apple for a spouse wears a wonderful blouse.
>>27745323
muh bestiality
>>27745363
>>27745363
>not 'muh draconequus dick'
You had one job, anon.
muh past sins
>>27745323
put the pony down
>you will never have a pony sister
>>27745402
Fluttershy is too damn adorable.
>>27745409
>you will never be a pony sister
FTFY
>>27745400
Go home and be a family man.
Filly always gets what she wants.
>>27745427
I'm not buying you ice cream, Diamond Tiara
Filly need more soul to be cuter
>>27745456
Tell her to be more DETERMINED.
She doesn't need Love.
>>27745363
>>27745400
>it has 'best' in the the name
>>27745413
>>27745456
>>27745418
That would be lovely.
>>27745504
a-already?
Horses are pretty
I've not done this in a long time but I feel nostalgic doing it, goodnight.
>>27745511http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>27745537
very pretty
>>27745537
>>27745548
HELP
I NEED AN ADULT
>>27745537
>finnish horse
>>27745537
Horses are comfy.
>>27745564
I'm an adult
>>27745589
HELP
I NEED A FILLY
>>27745627
I'm a filly
Wait a minute
I wish I had a filly
>>27745564
>>27745627
Do we know enough yet to have any idea if the pony movie will be good or not?
It feels like VAs get revealed once or twice a month, but apart from that Russian powerpoint presentation and that one email leak, which is likely invalid now, we don't know much of the plot of the movie, do we?
>>27745647
AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT!
>>27745656
No teaser, no trailer, no poster, no synopsis
it's pretty much irrelevant right now
>>27745673
And no guesses as to when we'd know more either I presume?
>>27745680
SDCC probably?
>>27745588
Apple is the most comfy.
>>27745685
>July 21st-24th
Yeah. A little over a year before it's supposed to come out sounds like a good time to give us at least something.
>>27745665
don't you
>>27745688
I can translate filly for you if you'd like, theirs is a language steeped in metaphor and delicate implications.
>>27745784
filly sent me a strange message maybe you can decode it for me:
"you're a big faggot"
>>27745754
I'll just bring my own blanket to bed
>>27745798
Ah yes, this is an old filly idiom, it roughly translates to "Stop touching my friends butts, goddammit!"
>>27745754
So am I supposed to cut a hole in the blanket? Is that how it works?
I AM A BOOK AND
YOU PUT DOCUMENTS IN ME
>>27745754
Apple ponito crunchwrap supreme.
tara strong has 777 voice credits
>>27745808
well i'm not gonna
>>27745847
Filly butts are firm and taut from doing filly things all day.
>>27745847N O I
ro-ro-rotate your pone!
ro-ro-rotate your pone!
>>27745847
How about holding a staff meeting in my office.
Pet the filly.
>>27745938
that's all I would do all day
I'd make it my job
filly petter
>>27745938
Okay.
>>27745959
I'd pet filliesand colts
>>27745882
still makes me hhnggg
>>27745938
pet this
>>27746010
Dash is probably just jealous she doesn't get pet as much as the fillies.
>>27746020
she gets pet when she needs it
I can't stop thinking about fillies. This is your fault.
>>27746031
fucking Diamond Tiara just shoving her whole fucking snout in the pie and getting her filly germs all over it
What would happen is Sunburst and Spike teamed up and tried to rape Starlight?
>>27746075
What would happen if I fucked your shit, faggot?
>>27746075
She holds them down with magic and puts telekinetic dildos in all their holes
>>27746092
You'd get shit on your cock.
fluff fluff fluff
fluff fluff fluff
>>27746038
this is earth pony society. they use their mouths for everything. if you don't like it, stay the hell out of their planet.
>>27746029
fluttershy is a good master
>>27746147
Earth ponies have too much free time.
Discord transports you to Equestria to pull off one great prank, after which you will be returned home. The prank can't take more than a year.
If the prank is good enough, you will be granted the ability to transport yourself between our world and Equestria at will.
What do you do?
>>27746130
Even theirurethras?
>>27746162
Put Celestia's hoof in a bowl of warm water.
>>27746157
it would be fun to take turns with her
>>27746162
Convince all the ponies to ignore Rainbow Dash for a year.
>>27746130
They should really learn to cut off her horn.
The pony toys turn out to be like Bullseye.
>>27746173
Palace guard initiation tier. You spend only a week in Equestria and are sent home after a hearty chuckle at Celestia's expense.
>>27746179
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy,even while in heat and exposed to True Love.
>>27746162
Impregnate Twilight
Tia
>>27746192
You're overlooking the fact that I'd have to either sneak past or drug every guard on the premises, plus Luna. Assuming I can't get her to help with the prank.
>>27746162
Convince the ponies that Discord doesn't exist.
>>27746209
>tia
Alright clearly I've missed something.
When are we getting a new episode?
>>27746253
>>27746253
When you believe in the pony.
>>27746253
We don't know
It's mid-season hiatus, because summer
>>27746253
>>27746260
I want to tug her tail and slap her cutiemark.
>>27746260
I wish to worship the apple.
>>27746181
Too mean. Rainbow gets depressed, the mane 6 give up the "prank". You are sent home after a friendship lesson and a group hug.
>>27746222
With Twilight's sponsorship, your book "The Draconequus Delusion" becomes a best seller. Ponies everywhere are happy to discount the occasional crazy shit Discord does as figments of their imagination. Pony doctors invent a new clarification of mental illness, "Discord Fever". Fluttershy is researched as patient zero.
You get to stay.
>>27746221
If Luna helps, it really isn't a stand out prank. If you pull it off without special access to the castle, then maybe.
>>27746260
that is the tiniest little tail wrap
>>27746281
I wish to marry the apple.
>>27746293
It's got a cute little apple on it, too.
>>27746287
Excellent.
Time to learn how to manufacture horse tranquilizer.
>>27746296
I'm gonna do BOTH!
>>27746223
celestia_contemplates_infanticide.png
>>27746308
Oh no you don't.
BOOKS
>>27746317
JUST TRY AND STOP ME
>you will never have dinner with the Apples
>>27746333
As a consolation prize, you can have apples for dinner.
>>27746327
You can't marry a married mare, anon.
>>27746323
>that bit of mane over Twilight's hoof
That pony is such a cutie.
>>27746347
But what if Princess Motherly allows it?
Stupid horses need the most attention.
>>27746347
Your wishes ain't canon, bruh. I do what I want.
>>27746358
is that why rarity's always front and center
>>27746347
>>27746363
Both of you need to stop fighting over my wife. It's unsightly.
>>27746363
I really wish she'd wear a bandana on the show
>>27746347
WHY AINT YALL BREEDIN
>>27746379
She'd be the most accessorized pony.
I don't like apples, kiwis are better
>>27746387
I want to steal her hat and hold it out of reach.
>>27746379
She's adorable with little extras.
Kiwijack?
>>27746392
>>27746347Hey Tex, do you have Discord?
>>27746427
No.
>>27746437
O-okay...
>>27746453
Should I? I know of it, but nothing about what it is.
>>27746453
friendzoned
>>27746464
Learnthat one thing you always wanted to learn.
>>27746464
MASTURBATE!
>>27746464
want to hear filly tell a joke?
>>27746462
Most people (that I know anyways) completely moved to discord from skype, it serves the same general purpose.
>>27746482
You're a stupid horse
Fillies are known to be extremely comfortable in human pants.
Usually while the human is still in them.
Don't trust the filly. She only wants your organs.
>>27746474
I just saw a really hot pic so I guess I go do that
>>27746507
Remember to rub your nipples too.
>>27746479
It is done.
>>27746522
AJ tryin to show off the tuft she doesnt have.
All book shelves, book stores and libraries are now the sovereign domain of the book princess.
>>27746535
Why is the MLPG Discord shit
>>27746535
AJ is perfect the way she is.
>>27746578
Look at them cheeks.
>>27746571
>why is MLPG <social chat> shit?
>>27746157
is dash really the pet type though
>>27746582
I need an AJ version of this.
>>27746571
It's not so bad, as long as you ignore the faggots.
making code all work together nicely is hard stuff, dog bless real coders.
>>27746570
more like petite pomme de terre!
>>27746571
How do I?
>>27746598
But they're all faggots
>>27746603
>>27746606
https://discord.gg/E5m5p
>>27746599
Wait, shit, Klondike? You're actually working on the game! Good for you.
>>27746599
So where's the option to stick it in Rarities ass?
>>27746599
>Phone
wut
>>27746644
That's tiarawhy yo.
Klondike is too busy jerking off to a cop dog fursuiter.
>MLPG chat room
I've heard about it for years now but it's still such a foreign concept to me.
>>27746657
Oh.
Sadness.
I guess I should throw Klondork into the Dinofag pile.
>>27746670
You can use the same link as tex if you want to test the waters.
>>27746670
you're really not missing out on anything
any kind of 4chan chatroom is always awful, this is no exception
>>27746670
It's like MLPG but with names on, less fillyposting, and more shitposting
>>27746698
>less fillyposting
What's the point
>>27746670
plenty of things are foreign to me
like having friends, for instance
Who's the lowest level filly in your party?
>>27746698
>less fillyposting
>>27746703
>tfw you're a terrible friend and person but people insist on keeping you around for some reason
>>27746333
>will never slowly become an Apple
>will never grow closer and closer to AJ until you fall in love
>will never steadily change Big Mac from apprehensive older sibling to total drinking bro who trusts you completely
>will never help Granny around the house to the point she considers you a son
>will never become a big brother figure to Apple Bloom
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>27746717
>that feel want to have friends but can't even enjoy talking to people
>want to be alone when around people but want to be with people when alone
>>27746651
eventually
>>27746655
current idea is you're anon from eqg stuck in horse world as a pone. you went to sleep at the portal thing and happened to fall through due to the portal being active and you're there for 30 days. also you took your phone with you and it still works.
D E R P Y
>>27746742
>from eqg
>>27746753
whose reaction is that
>>27746747
>>27746683
>>27746692
>>27746698
The idea just terrifies me. I've been able to enjoy MLPG all these years because of anonymity. Putting an identity to myself defeats that purpose.
>>27746703
>>27746717
Preaching to the choir.
>>27746753
or human world, either works
>>27746802
You could just like, make a throwaway discord and try it out.
>>27746761
Remember to mark the pony with your scent so others know to STAY the FUCK away from her.
>>27746802
You could make your name Anonymous.
i have registered applejack into apples anonymous
>>27746852
Unless you are from a coastal city where everyone sounds like the same faggot, they could just make up a name to go with your voice.
>>27746870
>speaking
>>27746879
My bad thought y'all were talking about discord. IGNORE ME
>>27746887
We are
>>27746833
It's an idea but ideas don't usually work out well.
>>27746870
>>27746879
>speaking chatroom
THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE.
>>27746887
Discord has text chatting.
birdponies are awake
>>27746915
Filly is sad because Memessi fail to the team
The mlpg discord is 95% text, the only real reason to chat is for vidya.
Surprise tactical boop, sign here, please.
>>27746928
>Hey Celestia! Smell my hoof!
>Guess where it's been?
>>27746928
>going to a con runs the risk of some stranger running up to me and poking my nose
reevaluating my choices
>>27746925
>caring about football
>>27746925
I wonder if that's why my friend isn't online.
>>27746926
what vidya do they play?
>>27746980
The dankest new memes
>>27746925
F
Cutest country filly lay here
2016-2016
"I dream with a world without messi"
>>27746980
Overmeme and tree of savior but I don't keep track.
>>27747003
She isn't dead, just sad
>>27746918
these pegasi are gonna clean me out some day
Filly things.
Filly is guilty of being a filly.
What happens if I touch a Japanese horse?
>>27747163
Nuclear fission.
>>27747163
She falls in love with you.
Objective: Turn a mare into a mother
>>27747188
Shouldn't be a problem.
>>27747188
Objective: Sire 12 fillies.
>>27747195
wow lewd
>>27747195
Dash what's wrong with your eye?
>>27747204
Shouldn't be a problem.
>>27747203
Was she thinking about it or not?
