After almost 3 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
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>Dapper4
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>Jasse
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>Sage
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>Horsefellow
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>Chelis
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Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>27684313
Alright you fucks, we're back.
Been busy as shit the last 2 weeks. Nothing will crush your soul like 12 hour weekend night shifts, i'll tell that.
And just to make it clear; The weekends we're not up and running are not because of dwindling ambition, it's because of that thing called life.
Update on the Heist:
The things was suposed to have been executed this weekend, but the breach had somehow been detected, so a brand new padlock with shackle protection was staring back at my when i tried to enter. I wrote down the model name, and researched it a bit. Turns out it's got piss reviews, so there's a decent chance that i can pick it. Though it's a 'Disc Detainer' lock on it, and so far i've only picked 'Pin Tumbler' locks, meaning i've had to order some new tools to be able to pick the thing. I've also bought an identical lock to train on. TL;DR; I'm not through yet, comrades.
Also, pic related was money well spent. If you don't step up your game, Canada, i'll have to assume your title as Propaganda Minister.
So what have you cheeky cunts been up to the last weeks?
>>27684333
>Hoo boy
"Y-yeah, i'll uuh.. i'll be right there"
>The rest of the group are up and about by now
>"Mmh, when are you going to stop gettin' all nervous 'round naked girls, Anon? It's not that big a' deal" Applejack points out, while giving her body a morning stretch.
"Not all of us grew up naked in horse land, Appul"
>"it's not called-", she sighs
>"Do you need help or something? Get your butt in here!" Rainbow yells from the bathroom.
>As you gaze toward the half open door, you can see her rolling down her Rainbow stockings.
>You visibly gulp
>Even though you've already ravaged her nether regions like a viking on crystal shrooms, you still get nervous like a 4 year old boy in a girls locker room.
>You rise from the couch, and waddle over to the bathroom, and lock the door behind you.
>"Took you long enough" Rainbow says, before tossing her shirt asside.
>Got' dam', that slim figure of hers always takes your breath away.
"Y-you too"
>Real smooth, Anon.
>"Awh, come on Anon, just relax. There's nothing you havn't already seen, if the other day's anything to go by, right?" She says, while Acing that casual pose with her hands on her hips, and gives
you a lusty wink.
"I-i uuh.. yeah"
>She just rolls her eyes, before engaging you.
>Her hands slither up your body, lifting your torso over your head, and tosses it aside in a pile, along with her clothes.
>Second, she goes for your buckle.
>>27684345
>While fiddling with it with her hands, she gets on her toes and leans in for a kiss. You happily comply.
>As soon as your pantalones hit the tile floor, her arms find their way up over your back.
>After a few seconds of intimacy, your lips separate with a smack.
>"You're scrubbing my back" She says with a small grin, before turning around, and strikes that swaying model walk into the shower.
>Here goes, quit being a nutless twat.
>You can hear the shower turn on, as your remove your underwear.
>Steam quickly thickens the air.
>"Don't make me come back out there!"
>You nut up and step inside the shower.
>The first thing that strikes you is the fucking boiling water.
>Holy shit, if one of the few people in the world you don't feel like appearing like a pussy before was mere inches from you, you'd probably shriek like a bitch.
>Second is the soaked godess before you.
>"Took you long enough" She says, before turning around, while holding a bottle behind her back.
>"My backs's waiting"
"Y-yes Ma'am"
It's late. More tomorrow, if we're up.
Daily reminder to let it die.
whoo boy i get to write tonight, but i have to admit im having a bit of a block. if the writing's crappy tonight it'll be obvious.
>>27684631
im not your buddeh gai!
>>27684333
oh hey you actually got it. nice.
Also why not just cut the damn thing off and leave the practice one behind to replace it?
Maybe leave a canadian flag as well with a note saying something like...
"So sorry about the lock, I'll replace it eh? No need to call the mounties"
green incoming bump
>>27684313
Nice meme.
>>27686981
>It took a half hour sloshing around on your hands and knees, a few swear words, and lots of goading from Gilda before you found the bag
>"Find your purse yet anon?"
>You had only managed to unearth the strap but you were positive this was it
"It's not a purse, it's a satchel."
>"What's the difference?"
"Satchels don't carry makeup and jewelry."
>You talk as you dig it out
"Men use them to carry manly stuff like computers, or books, or...well, other stuff."
>"So it's a man-purse?"
"N-No!"
>Goddamn it Gilda
>Deciding to ignore her you take a hold of the strap and start pulling
>Pretty stupid since the flimsy piece of leather was weathered pretty bad
>It ended up breaking and sent you tumbling ass backwards into a mud puddle
>Drenched in mud slop you fish yourself out and in spite of Gilda's giggling go back to-
>You stop
>The only sound the gurgling stream
>"What is it this time?"
"Did you just...um?"
>"What."
>She got that look again
>Shaking it off you instead ask for her help
>"Pfft. Of course you do. Outta the way shrimp."
>She came up next to you and pushed you away with her index finger
>Before she did anything else she took off her jacket and tossed it at your face
>It was warm but smelled like cigarettes
>"DON'T get it dirty."
>You were about to question where she got it in the first but figured Magic Muthafucka ain't gotta explain shit
>>27687105
>Then another thought entered your mind
>It had to wait though as she bent over in front of you
>Dat_Ass_Lipbite.png
>It wasn't just that though
>As Gilda stretched out her slender arm you noticed how wide her biceps were
>When she pulled her muscles tensed and you could see their true definition
>You were surprised at how easily she manage to pull it out
>Gilda Stronk yo
>"Here you big baby, or should i just call you miss from now on?"
>It took you a bit to answer as you still relished in all her sleek, toned goodness
>Her muscles were way bigger than yours, almost, not by much
>You knew cause you spent your time in a mirror checking yourself out
>But not a whole, you weren't a freak right?
>"HEY!"
>Gilda tosses you your purse and swipes her jacket back
>"What the hell are you doing?"
>She covers herself up as you stumble with your words for the fiftieth time
"No, no nothing. I was ummm, i mean y-you um. You're pretty strong huh?"
>You smile incomprehensibly at her as you wait her response
>"...You're weird dude."
>She put her jacket on and started walking back to the path that led you down here
>You were left holding your prize caked in mud and decide to look inside and take inventory
>Yep that's a gun, ok time to go home
Alright well this is my contribution. I'll keep going tomorrow. until then i'll let these anons >>27684631
>>27686989
bump the thread
Bamp
>>27686314
As said; the new one's got shackle protection bars. The Bolt cutter cant get a good angle.
Left one's the one i cut off, and The right one's the type that's on right now.
But as you said; i'll Probably put mine on afterwards. I think i'll even leave a note this time, maybe even a modest/symbolic bribe.
Like "No need for things to get ugly, Eh? Buy something nice for your wife instead"
>>27684333
I've been busy as a beaver on crack with the final weeks of school and the multitude of final assignments and the metric asstonne of exam prep that comes with them.
Last night my family and a couple of family friends went to a baseball game for father's day.
Hey Op!
Might want to add this to the list
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/331364/the-girls-children-of-troy-and-the-sons-of-the-bear
New update tomorrow
>>27684313
>resurrecting a dead thread to post dead stories
>>27690060
>complains about dead thread
>post is literally life support
We couldn't make it without your help.
>>27690060
Aint dead if it keep getting updated, son.
>>27689704
Oh yeah, you're graduating, right?Did you bitch out of prom like the rest of us?
And what's the final assignment?
Me and a friend were going to build a rocket (think i mentioned it sometime), but we kinda bit off more than we could chew. We only had time to design the body, and only that ended up a 30+ pages report.
Speaking of projects, i've started sketching on a software that's going to be somewhat of a hybrid between VeraCrypt (File/disc Encryption) and DBAN (Info erasing).
The basic idea is this: You encrypt the computer, then at boot-up, you've got to enter the password you set. If you fail, say 5 times, the whole computer will be wiped in it's encrypted state.
Another security feature i'm thinking of is adding a 'psuedo password', which when entered, will erase the computer immediately while displaying a false Booting screen (In case someone would force you to decrypt).Shit. Other than IT-Sec fanatics like me, only Terrorists and Pedophiles will use this, won't they?
>>27690015
Will do m8.
Better be up by the time i get to work, so i've got something to read.
>>27691180
>Bitch out of prom?
Yeah, all that I really missed in not going is just seeing people I see almost every day get drunk.
>Final assignments?
The final assignments were fairly standard, an essay here, a reflection there, that sort of thing. The only issue was that I had to do them pretty much all at once. One was a write up in my phys-ed & health class on how I improved over the course of the semesterand I improved quite a bit, considering I was pretty out of shape at the start.
>>27691180
It will be up around 9am est
>>27691535
>tfw bones
What I wouldn't give to relive my high school years. I lived mind sans drama so it was pretty boring.aside from the two shootings/one of which I was present for
But hey glad to have among the elite of high school grads.
>>27691774
>what i wouldn't give to relive my high school years
The feeling's mutual.
But hey, at least i get another shot at college.
Speaking of which, weren't you going back as well?
>>27693738
I don't have a job so I can't pay my tuition.
I also flunked out because I missed a final. I was already on probation because I missed classes before then. Car maintenance and such slowed me down.
Might start at community college level again just to get my GPA up. I think I just burned out on the fucking requirements.
Also I can't post tonight, more shit to do tomorrow early so I have to hit the hay. The next bit might just wrap up the day, and I know I've said that before but this time I mean it. Sorry dudes
>>27693863
No worries, take your time man
So, how are you guys coping with the hiatus?
>>27694591
T-there's a hiatus?
>>27691180
www.fimfiction.net/story/331364/2/the-girls-children-of-troy-and-the-sons-of-the-bear/day-in-the-life
>>27695386
finally man
>>27695088
You didn't know?
>>27691180
>super secret security program
Plenty paranoid Americans could find use for it
>>27697154
Ay, mind posting a pic of what you imagine guilda looking like?i wanna get them visuals
Something like these is what i picture her like atm.
>>27697652
shit, pic
>>27697658
kinda something like this but more Gilda-y
>>27697960
thank God for cosplayers
i got some time now so im gonna try to wrap this day up
>>27697960
>Tfw you want a qt punk/goth/tomboyish gfit doesn't count as a fetish, right..? Right?
>Tfw you know everyone in your family would claim they support you, but you know they'd in reality be ashamed of youAlthough we've actually had a bunch of fully fledged Punks/Goths/Skins in my familyI even used to be one myself
Took me longer than i thought but got blocked again. decided to leave the Gilda/Anon bonding time for their date instead of including it here
>"ANON!"
>As soon as you opened the door Rainbow Dash tackled you to the floor with tears in her eyes
>Behind her the others held their breath as she showered you with kisses
>Fluttershy and Rarity also seemed one the verge of tears
>You were about to join in as the luger jab itself into your side
"Rainbo-Ow, ow. Get off seriously, it hurts"
>"No way dude. I'm never letting go! Not anymore!"
>Rainbow clung tightly to you and buried her face in your chest
>The pain only worsened
"Seriously. I'm dying here."
>"Rainbow Dash you get up this instant!"
>It was Rarity to your rescue
>"I still haven't finished that dress and Oh! He's covered in mud!"
>Rarity was about to rescue her work from your dirty clutches when Gilda bent over instead
>"Alright sister, loverboy's not going anywhere."
>She bent over again and grabbed at the back of the dress held together by flimsy pins
>When she pulled up Rainbow only came up halfway before the whole thing gave way
>She fell back down topless
>A rush of blood went to both your heads as the awkwardness of the situation settled
>Rainbow herself blushed and covered her boobs
>"Whoops."
>She gave you a nervous little smile
>"Guess you don't want to see me this way huh?"
>'HUH?'
>>27698757
>Applejack came forward and picked her up, covering her with a blanket
>"Come on Rainbow, back behind the curtain."
>Rarity stepped up to Gilda and took the fabric from her
>"Oh, Gilda you brute now I'm going to have to start all over."
>"Why don't you actually try stitching this time."
>"You have no idea what kind of work goes into a dress do you?"
>"You kiddin' i never even wore one."
>Rarity put her hands at her hips
>"Well then i hope you appreciate what yours looks like after you've seen how-"
>You know it was funny
>From down on the floor you could almost see up Raruty's skirt
>"Anonymous are you alright? You haven't gotten up yet."
"Oh, uh, little help?"
>"Don't be ridiculous. You're covered in dirt."
>Rarity left without a second glance
"Gilda?"
>"I'm not getting dirty. Get yourself up, dork."
>She too walked away with a huff
>The gun was still in your side
"I get no respect, no respect i tell ya. I once fell down and couldn't get up. I asked two girls for help, they said i was dirt."
i'll get back to this later tonight
>>27698161
it is not a fetishunless its a purely sexual attractionit is a preference and im right there with ya
Like i said i grew up in the hood so the only bitches i could get where gangsta bitches and i just didn't want any of that. no drama remember?
>Tfw no human griffon gf
>>27684313
bumb
I'll post what i have, more to come
>No laughs? Seriously?
>Whatever, what mattered is that you were home and now you had a decent way of defending yourself against the horde
>In the living room you take off your muddy shoes, socks, pants, and shirt and toss them in the closet
>You take the satchel into your room
>"But i want to be with anon!"
>Rarity shushed Rainbow behind the curtain
>You don't know what got into her
>First she gives you the cold shoulder and now she wants to be all lovey dovey?
>Was she going through her pegasus period or something?
"I'm going to take a shower so nobody go into the bathroom."
>There was a resounding 'OK' from them followed by a shrill of giggles
>It was disturbing but you didn't pay attention
>As you get clothes from your dresser a soft moan emanates from under the bed
>Spike rolls out with a pained look on his expression
>"AAaaaannoon?"
>You shake your head at him
"Still not feeling good?"
>"My tummy still hurts."
"Yeah well that's what you get. Where's Lyra?"
>A single hoof lifts up from under the messed up covers on your bed
"You too?"
>She just dropped her hoof
>Stupid pony should've never come along in the first place
>You move on to the bathroom and left them like that
>So that way they learn
>You notice Gilda laying on the couch with earphones
>Must've had a long day, you'd ask her about it tomorrow
>Those punks weren't to be trusted
>>27701880
>Closing the door you finally get down to business
>Running cold water through the shower head you sit down on the toile to inspect the gun
>You were disappointed to find it covered in mud
>It must've seeped in after it fell
>Pulling back the slide causes a bullet to eject effectively
>A wave of anger and fear wash over you
>That fucking idiot had it loaded?
>You could've been shot back on the drop!
>What was worse was that the slide didn't lock in position
>No matter how hard you tried it just kept falling back down
>Six more rounds had to be unloaded before it finally locked on an empty clip
>The bullet were pretty thick, you guessed maybe they were .45 caliber
>Remembering the cop that visited your 3rd grade class a few years back caused you to check the serial number
>If it had been filed off you'd be in serious shit if you got caught
>You found numbers all over the thing though, lots of them
>Some were covered in mud and there was an X carved into the base of the barrel
>Well, at least it was legit
>Stolen but legit
>>27701887
>A short while into your bath you hear the door open
>You hear it close but nothing else
>"They said you needed a towel and didn't want to bring it themselves."
"Gilda?"
>"Don't read too much into this dweeb. It was the only way to keep them from buggin me."
"Uh, ok. Thanks i guess, just leave it anywhere."
>You hear something flop on the floor
>How sweet of her
"Wait, how did you know i needed a towel?"
>"They used them up earlier to shower before their fittings. They said they didn't want to intrude on your privacy."
"Oh."
>"Yeah, they said you were they didn't want to embarass you by looking at your naked body."
"...and you do?"
>Don't flatter yourself, they just said you're too 'pure' and don't want to push you into an uncomfortable situation."
>They said WHAT!?
"They said WHAT!?"
>You pulled back the curtain but quiclkly covered yourself when you saw her
>"Hey it's none of my business if you're a prude."
>You felt your face glow hot as she flashed you a toothy grin
>"Yeah, Rainbow said she felt like crud after coming on to you."
>You duck back behind the curtain as she continues
>"Turns out Brad paid them a visit earlier and set them straight. Don't worry sweet little anon, you're safe now thanks to mama Brad. HA!"
>What the actual fuck?
>Like seriously
>WHY?
>"You heard me anon? You won't have to worry about those scary girls anymore."
>This shit was fucking embrassing
>Quick act cool to safe face!
"Oh, yeah. Well what about you?"
>"You'll have to worry about me for the rest of your life got it! And more now if you don't hurry up and towel off, I smell like cheap cigs!"
>The door slammed announcing her departure
>You rest your head on the tiled wall
"I didn't even get to wash my balls yet."
End of Day 8fucking finally!
I'll pick things up again tomorrow if the thread is still alive.
Pastebin updates.
>>27703434
Oh shit, almost forgotten about that.
Will fix when i get home
>>27704301
Bamp
>>27684313
GOOOOL!
>>27707336
I take it this has got something to do with the world soccer championship?
Bamp
Bump
>>27707336
